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F$,DP$ D ܏؅E!8 !0,8DP$,dDP$$(,,<0$E$D$ $t!( l!' 9'<$`'!! $! !(!0`!8@$9'  $('!@ $ B0@!$ $!`$!`!H"BB0K@t, $ IG$ `ï'!'脙  􉂏C`! `C`! `$ C|ɥ$`! ` '  '$9'  <>'!8C`LB$b! ` <='!C!( `!ȠD De  HEY EURAKARTE INSULT RETORT COUNTER-RETORT QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM RIPOSTE ADDON RIPOSTE COUNTER-RIPOSTE COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS#244321 +(33423)- [X] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars ********* see! hunter2 doesnt look like stars to me ******* thats what I see oh, really? Absolutely you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 haha, does that look funny to you? lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* awesome! wait, how do you know my pw? er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw oh, ok.#99060 +(30211)- [X] t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right#5273 +(30077)- [X] hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.#4281 +(27833)- [X] get up get on up get up get on up and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet#99835 +(24321)- [X] Hey, you know what sucks? vaccuums Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? black holes Hey, you know what just isn't cool? lava?#5300 +(23921)- [X] YOU ALL SUCK DICK er. hi. A common typo. the keys are like right next to each other.#287414 +(23297)- [X] haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh What'd he say when he woke up this morning? uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? holy fuck. i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now im fucking going back to the beach to make sure if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit. quit: (DeadMansHand) wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP) fucking ken ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. oh fuck. if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. i can't beleive how perfect their timing was#414593 +(20379)- [X] DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.#207373 +(20187)- [X] oh man I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined#themacmind and it exploded ALMOST all over my keyboard but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) :<#835030 +(19634)- [X] HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! try pressing the the Caps Lock key O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! fuck me#5775 +(19005)- [X] * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS#330261 +(18103)- [X] d-_-b how u make that inverted b? wait never mind#4753 +(17894)- [X] The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?#23601 +(16322)- [X] what should I give sister for unzipping? Um. Ten bucks? no I mean like, WinZip?#111338 +(15912)- [X] Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book Let's see the results... "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. Ok I have found, definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? O_______O Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.#349567 +(15432)- [X] Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...#602698 +(15292)- [X] my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed ouch. yeah.i sent them to her dad#258908 +(15157)- [X] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly. : Where u work? : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)#670375 +(15083)- [X] Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z wait, shit#777977 +(15048)- [X] Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.#405221 +(14827)- [X] man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert you don't live in Hope mills do you? ya, why man? lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson? you mother fucker#104383 +(14721)- [X] bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something#178890 +(14202)- [X] *** Now talking in#christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to#christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info !kjv numbers 22:21 Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV) *** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au *** Word_of_God was kicked from#christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear) I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...#171987 +(14038)- [X] Im going to be the next hitler Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown why the clown See? no one cares about the jews lmao#261501 +(14017)- [X] the "bishop" came to our church today he was a fucken impostor never once moved diagonally#104052 +(13606)- [X] lol I download something from Napster And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" "getting my song back fucker"#262353 +(13303)- [X] Hey Mike what? Pussy. er? Pussy. and? Pussy. ... Pussy. i dont get it AND YOU NEVER WILL. bastard#240849 +(12997)- [X] what does your robot do, sam it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls#125283 +(12899)- [X] hey baby, whats up? umm....nothing? So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck? Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter? Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/#400459 +(12837)- [X] someone speak python here? HHHHHSSSSSHSSS SSSSS the programming language#25464 +(12811)- [X] "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." That's only 2 types of people, kow. STUPID#50891 +(12796)- [X] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat The girl started crying and left class ^^#21516 +(12605)- [X] I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too. Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org? I'll fucking KILL YOU! ! Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right? Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life. Don't worry, I won't post it. [Privmsg] Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org? [Privmsg] the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!! [Privmsg] hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him. [Privmsg] yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;) [Privmsg] You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you. [Privmsg] I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu . [Privmsg] *phew* spose you have a point#85514 +(12395)- [X] IRC is just multiplayer notepad.#8814 +(12394)- [X] I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.#127039 +(12385)- [X] 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope. 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand. 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling. I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me. Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.#9322 +(12384)- [X] Ouroboros: lets play Pong Ok. | . . | | . . | | . | . Whoops#309397 +(12367)- [X] don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it ... what? oh shit don't you hate it when you DROP shit#608100 +(12203)- [X] so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet all the stalls were occupied lol bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there's this guy in there taking a shit hahahahahaha and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER#434593 +(12068)- [X] *** Topic in#doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud' * Anubis has joined#doghouse what fraud? You haven't heard about it? no? You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com omg wtf! *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'#9501 +(11993)- [X] It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... One of these...has a future. LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m#201579 +(11330)- [X] Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot? Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession Kk I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot ? Now what? Don't worry. It's done#77904 +(11246)- [X] 67% of girls are stupid i belong with the other 13%#412248 +(11232)- [X] I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.#790133 +(11180)- [X] The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home. So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car. We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot.. The logic is all there... I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off.. So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice. The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted. So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red. I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off. He didn't even notice the smell of pot. We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.#406373 +(11176)- [X] <[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section#328464 +(10886)- [X] SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined#santcuary *SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined#santcuary ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser? I am spartacus no im spartacus I am spartacus I’m spartacus ur all freaks thats what u r#142934 +(10724)- [X] docsigma2000: jesus christ man docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead c8info: Why? docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour. docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for??? docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites. docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance. ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)#8102 +(10660)- [X] Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me?! Yes you! Couldn't be! Then WHO?!! Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)#180081 +(10557)- [X] BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahaha some girl just came onto our floor and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" i just asked her what the paper was about and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism <`Neo> bahahahaha#334762 +(10503)- [X] I swear to god I've just heard a duck tell a joke o...k there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental it looked just like duck stand-up comedy#120296 +(10438)- [X] once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404. *cries*, scary....#262417 +(10292)- [X] <_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?" whatd u think they'd say? something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"#24 +(10292)- [X] women ask for it they act all old and mature and then you stick your cock up their ass and they get all bitchy "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"#151227 +(10288)- [X] IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"#368808 +(10273)- [X] <@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now <@Sony> ........... <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing Thanks for the info <@David> eh? <@David> damn i meant PAID <@David> I get PAID today <@David> dammit#908184 +(10256)- [X] I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.#6460 +(10222)- [X] what the fuck is wtf#14207 +(10093)- [X] HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????#136524 +(10072)- [X] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. It said my password wasn't long enough. :(#83627 +(10013)- [X] I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.#88575 +(9948)- [X] I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined#gamecubecafe We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )#246405 +(9935)- [X] <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt. <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window what the FUCK#362137 +(9884)- [X] just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc * luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven) * r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven) * sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven) * phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven) * blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven) that's gotta hurt :(#334331 +(9820)- [X] so my dad found my porn folder and he was getting all pissed so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know" "i know dad" "what do you have to say for yourself?" at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes" and he just shut up what is it? its his porn folder#329292 +(9675)- [X] Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. rapc? ... Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end oic Though you could also say it's missing an e wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall#577451 +(9645)- [X] I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING." And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer and run like hell#126218 +(9554)- [X] i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals??? Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.#758379 +(9492)- [X] < Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west < Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph < Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road < Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway < Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us < Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop < Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell < Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes < Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE" < Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license < Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground < Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen < Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here" < Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently < Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live < Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail#6441 +(9483)- [X] AFK, tornado#830747 +(9450)- [X] yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW ... LOL omg here we go Can you say bash.org? why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers. Screw this If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth: MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it. I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself: ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING! Now for the topic of sex: I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK! Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity. Hmm I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction! OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn. Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb o_o#409 +(9240)- [X] at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4#870063 +(9162)- [X] we ain't here to do e-c-e we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b listen to me spit these rhymes while i program lines and commit web accessibility crimes word, son You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks, But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six. I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans, While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands. Cut the crap rap, Or I'll run ettercap, Grab your AIM chat, N' send a PC bitch-slap! peace you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans while i got other plans you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right you just create a plight with your http rewrites i've been on the web since the age of three you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi respect yo' elders, bitch You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up, Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP. You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow! You're knocking at the door while I run this show! Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school, Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool, Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool, Face it. I rule. i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch) all you can do is troll on the fagnets and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup it wont be hurt by the words you throwup dont mind me while i emerge my ownage while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge you say i'm still in school but the fact is that i know the rule cuz you need to go back to grade three and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e Time to bend over and apply a patch, Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch. Your connection got nuked and you've met your match. You run a single process like a VAX with a batch. I'd pass the torch to a real winner But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner Caught in a loop that you cant escape, I run clock cycles around your words and flows, Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows, Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows, Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows. Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P You win haha * http402 takes a bow#462310 +(9150)- [X] < robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant < bawss> Right click.#376790 +(9078)- [X] Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome MaroonSand: no its not dude#574642 +(9066)- [X] * Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT he shot his girlfriend?#214810 +(8993)- [X] whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? My you're looking "acute" today fuck you#583977 +(8868)- [X] some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back and can reload from there if i die she was confused#352172 +(8831)- [X] I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :( ... I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door. Oh well, time to buy new strings.#628630 +(8793)- [X] I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo and got mauled and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in#365072 +(8779)- [X] Thank you for listening to me. You know your a really good listener. Sweety please say something. Ok I'm back.#642195 +(8778)- [X] sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I’m serious. sweet17: I don’t get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick. bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them. sweet17: One of what? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on bloodninja: Hurry up. bloodninja: Are you there? bloodninja: fuck you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: Weren’t you!? sweet17: thats not it bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty bloodninja: Most cops aren’t sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT! bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail? bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn’t you. bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t! sweet17: You don’t look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy…. bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fuck yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture. sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs. sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker! sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry. sweet17: No you aren’t bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I’m done with you bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry. sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore bloodninja: Wait a sec bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty sweet17: You’ll what? bloodninja: You heard me. bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men. bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don’t know bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I’m afraid to bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you? bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to sweet17: I didn’t say that bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!” bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can’t be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It’s my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh …going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: …still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple… bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin… bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: …going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!#1730 +(8761)- [X] If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? i dont think so Wanna go camping?#420855 +(8749)- [X] gentoogod: omg dude gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today siral21: what was it gentoogod: ok before i say this gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted#217453 +(8741)- [X] <@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...#185361 +(8712)- [X] My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG! Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??" And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online. I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch. ... now theres a quote for bash.org Don't you fucking dare.#12431 +(8679)- [X] he was dressed as a big fuckin devil like, HUGE costume 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head at some anime con in california they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel he's riding the elevator down to the con space doors open, little old baptist woman standing there he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice#2999 +(8674)- [X] There was a 23% drop in temperature. That's almost 25%! ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.#424487 +(8671)- [X] JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.#10958 +(8670)- [X] (morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct? (alec_eso): 1, morganj (morganj): bastard.#202477 +(8667)- [X] (Mootar) morons. (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer#139697 +(8663)- [X] can you help me install GTA3? first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) ...#117002 +(8663)- [X] SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER. * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.) * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined# HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF#1578 +(8662)- [X] we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator ew. wait, you "caught" him? like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store? he doesnt answer *** Quits: calin (No route to host)#514353 +(8659)- [X] Stupid fucking Google "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search#283491 +(8659)- [X] So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes to talk about diversity and racism and shit today prof's never met him.. in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us the prof's like...'are you... jeff?' he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin' then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit and says 'sorry I'm late' it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms#369 +(8659)- [X] Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P#163301 +(8657)- [X] God i really cant stand windows me heh i know. i moved to win2k * Felacio sucks huge cock errr ME, not /me#416857 +(8654)- [X] why the fuck isn't my disc drive working i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working you got the right drivers? hell yes it was working fine yesterday why does this shit always happen to me? maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position i havent touched it since school i'm growing impatient ANGRY even throw that shit out tha window . . . OMG i fuckin did it!!! FUCK!!!!! it works? no, i threw it out the window the disk? NO the whole drive i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash* :D FUCK SHIT FUCK THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE brb . . . shit what? did ya break it? well i couldn't open the drive so i had to pound it against a rock :o quite HARD and you know what? that fucking disk wasnt even there ??? i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag lol I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE i'm actually cryin right now . . . wonder if i could make that drive work again brb |\ | | SURF'S UP FAGS !!!!!!! | | | | \ | | \ )))))))) | | \ (((( \ | | \ \\\.=<#-<# | | \ \C 7 | | , \ -) | | \\__ __.) 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I BEAT UP ALL THOSE NEW / I T \ FAIRY QUARTERS FOR THEIR /` .-'~"-. `\ LUNCH MONEY ; L / `- \ Y ; ; /> `. -.| ; | /_ '-.__) | | |- _.' \ | | ; `~~; \\ ; ; INGODWE / \\)P ; \ TRUST '.___.-'`" / `\ /` '._ 1 9 9 7 _.' jgs `'-..,,,..-'` BHLBGULHGBUL \\\\\\// GULHBGULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULH BLHVULHGBUL \\\ \ ULHGBULHGULHNGULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGNULHNGNGHGBGULHBG LHUGBULHGBH \\ 0 I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT /\ / |/' / LAST FUCKING TEQUILA SHOT / \/ ` ,`'--. / /(___________)_ \ |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 \ \_______/ / LHGULHULHGBGBULHBUHLGULHG jgs '._______.' 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HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A GAY RABBIT .-' ''--.._` ` ( OR IS THAT HARE I FORGET .' / ` , ` ' Q ' / , , `._ \ / | ' `-.;_' ______/ ` ; ` ` --,.._; ` , ) .' `._ , ' /_ ; ,''-,;' ``- ``-..__\``--` fL .---. ___ /_____\ DUE TO MY LACK OF BALLS /\.-`( '.' ) I'M JUST GOING TO END IT ALL / / \_-_/_ DON'T COME ANY CLOSER I MEAN IT \ `-.-"`'V'//-. `.__, |// , \ |Ll //Ll|\ \ |__// | \_\ /---|[]==| / / \__/ | \/\/ /_ | Ll_\| |`^"""^`| | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J OH WHO AM I KIDDING jgs |_ | _| (___|___) ^^^ ^^^ _A .'`"`'. / , , \ WHAT THE HELL | <\^/> | DID YOU DO WITH MY FACE | < (_) >| /====\ (.--._ _.--.) |\ -`\- /| |(_.- >-.)| \__.-'^'._/ |\ . / _.'\ '----'|'-. _.-' O ;-.__.' \O `o. /o \ \/-.-\/| \ jgs| ;, '.|\| / ___ /\__\ / / _/_ / / /\ \ / / / \ \ / /__\/\ \__\ \ \ \ / / / \ \ / / / \ \/ / / \ / / \/__/ | \| |\ | | \ | ) \( |\ |mga .-----'---'-----. |'Your very own'| |G A Y A W A R D| |. Wear it .| || proudly || || || ||__ May 1999 _|| '---------------' YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY . 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A BONER ((/---._) CRYING OUT IN THE (_/Q Q ) DISTANCE / |c / /- \.-,-'-,.__ I SHOULD INVESTIGATE \-- o---o --\ \__, H---H( --\ IF I DON'T WHO WILL \\--\-\__-\ \\--\ -/\_/) \o-o--\ ((\ / '._ / _/_ '-. | / '-._ |_ snd |___| \__[)| |_| / | / ) '-' (__/ LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT IN HOUSEWARES AT WAL-MART (\o/)___________________________________________________________(\o/) (/|\) (/|\) | .-~~~-. | | / } | | / .-~ | | \ | } | | _ __ ___\.~~-.-~| . -~_ | | / \./ \/\__ { O | ` .-~. ; ~-.__ | | __{^\_ _}_ ) }/^\ ~--~/-|_\| : : .-~ | | / /\_/^\._}_/ // / / | \~ - - ~ | | ( (__{(@)}\__}.//_/__A__/_A___|__A_\___A______A_____A | | \__/{/(_)\_} )\\ \\---v-----V----v----v-----V-----v--- | | ( (__)_)_/ )\ \> | | \__/ \__/\/\/ | | \__,--' | | | (\o/)___________________________________________________________(\o/) (/|\) (/|\) ---,_,---- / . \ / | \ ( @@ ) SO ANYWAY DO I GET THE JOB / _/----\_ \ / '/ \` \ / / . \ \ / /| |\ \ / / | | \ \ / /`_/_ _\_'\ \ / '/ ( . )( . ) \ `\ <_ ' `--`___'`___'--' ` _> / ' @ @/ =\@ @ ` \ / / @@( , )@@ \ \ / / @@| o o|@@ \ \ ' / @@@@@@@@ \ ` LWR . . / `. .' \ BE GAY WITH ME .---. < > < > .---. \ | \ \ - ~ ~ - / / | \ ~-..-~ ~-..-~ \~~~\.' `./~~~/ .-~~^-. \__/ \__/ .' 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MAKING SHITS LARGER / : _..._ : \ THAN MYSELF { :,"''\\`".: } `C) 9 _ 9 (--.._,-"""-.__ ( )(@)( ) `. `-.___.-' \ ,' \ / ,` ;`-._,-. ,' ,'/ ,' `---t.,-. \_ ,--.,',' ,'----.__\ _( \----' '///,`,--.,' `-.__.--' `. ) '///,' `-` hjw|* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL! | * * * * * * * * * :::::::::::::::::::::::::| |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| WHAT ELSE CAN YOU | * * * * * * * * * :::::::::::::::::::::::::| SAY ABOUT THIS GREAT |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| LAND OF OURS BUT: | * * * * * * * * * ::::::::::::::::::::;::::| |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| JESUS CHRIST |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| LOOK AT ALL THE FATTIES |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| THERE SHOULD BE A CAMP |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| OR A DEATH MARCH OR |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| SOMETHING )\ (__) /\ [[]] @@@[[]]@@@ @@@@@@@@@[[]]@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ !@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@! ! @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! -------------------------- ! ! TODAY YOU ARE **THIS** GAY ! ! -------------------------- ! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ___ ____ /' --;^/ ,-_\ \ | / JOURNAL ENTRY #47: STILL STUCK / / --o\ o-\ \\ --(_)-- ON THIS HORRIBLE ISLAND WITH NO /-/-/|o|-|\-\\|\\ / | \ BONG OR LIGHTER OR MARIJUANA '` ` |-| `` ' FOR THAT MATTER. TRIED TO BEAT |-| MYSELF TO DEATH WITH A COCONUT BUT |-|O IT WAS REALLY JUST A LOWERCASE "O" |-(\,__ AND NOT UP TO THE TASK. WON'T ...|-|\--,\_.... SOMEBODY PLEASE RESCUE ME ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,. ~,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ______ --------- _____ ------ _______\\__ I PREFER TO BE CALLED "DROMEDARY" (_. _ ._ _/ BECAUSE I READ IT IN A BOOK '-' \__. / PLUS IT SOUNDS WAY GAYER / / / / .--. .--. 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A.C. MEANS ANNO COCKS (YEAR OF OUR COCKS) BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT D.C. MEANS UNLESS YOU LIKE LITTLE PELLETS OF RABBIT SHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "HOUSE RABBIT" __ / \`\ __ | \ `\ /`/ \ THAT'S RIGHT !!! I'LL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT \_/`\ \-"-/` /\ \ / | | \ | / (d b) \_/ / \ ,".|.'.\_/.'.|.", / /\' _|_ '/\ \ | / '-`"`-' \ | | | | | | \ \ / / | jgs \ \ \ / / / `"`\ : /'"` , , /^\ ___ /^\_/ `...' /` ,__\ ,' ~ ( ,___\ ,, ., \ \___ \\\ .'.' .-. ) .'.-\\\`.`. '.-. ( / (==== ."". ( o ) \ ,/u `~~~'| / `-' ) "")^u ^u^|~| `""". ~_ / WHAT ARE YOU WEARING UNDER THERE /^u ^u ^\~\ ". \\ _ /u^ u ^u ~\ ". \\ ( \ )^ ^U ^U ^U\~\ ". \\ (_ (\ /^U ^ ^U ^U ~| ". `\ (_ _ \ )U ^ U^ ^U ^|~| ". `\. (_ = _(\ \^ U ^U ^ U^ ~| ".`.; (_ -( _\_)U ^ ^ U^ ^|~| "" (_ = ( ^ U^ U^ ^ U ~| (_ - ( ~ = ^ U ^U U ^|~/ (_ = (_^U^ ^ U^ U / (_- ~_(/ \^ U^ ^U^," (_ = _/ |^ u^u." 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' . . . . . . . . . . . . -><- I SEE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME AND NOT BUYING MY "I'M THE VICTIM" STANCE TIME FOR MORE DRASTIC ACTION: THE "I'M REALLY AWFULLY FAT AND CAN'T MOVE AROUND WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP" STANCE $%%%$%$%$%$%$ $%$% $%$%$%$%$%$ %$%$ %%$%$%$%$% $/ ___ ___ \$ MOM LAST NIGHT AFTER BAYWATCH AND %$| / O \ / O \ |%$ AND SEAQUEST I THOUGHT FOR SURE $%| | | | | |$% I'D HAVE DREAMS ABOUT WATER AND %/ \% WET MYSELF BUT I DIDN'T - SEE HOW | (. .) | MY SHEETS ARE ALL DRY? THAT'S | | CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT. | | SEE - HOW THEY'RE DRY? FEEL HOW | )----------( | THEY'RE NOT EVEN DAMP. AND I MADE ----\ /---- MY BED TOO. ARE THOSE FIG NEWTONS / \___ ___/ \ THE REGULAR FIG NEWTONS OR THE \__________/ OTHER KIND? OH GRODY. _.-''|''-._ I LIKE TO PUNCH HOOKERS .-' | `-. __\ WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS .'\ | /`. _ (..)\ / .' \ | / `.\ \ ,_/ \ \ | / / \ )(_ `\ \ | / /' `|| \ `\ \ | / /' || / `\ \ | / /' |\ ` jgs _.-`\ \ | / /'-._ | \ {_____`\\|//'_____} ____| / `-' \_.-' \`. ~~~ .-""-. 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". \ / .ss. | ( S''S | SSSS | .-'SS'--'\ HUH HUH / __/ |_.)====( | I LIKES " | | | THE SHEEPS | | | | | | jgs | | | '----' __ __ __ \ / __ / \ | / \ \|/ _,.---v---._ I'M ONE BIG BLUBBERY /\__/\ / \ PILE OF DICKLOVING \_ _/ / \ \ \_| @ __| hjw \ \_ GHLAHGLAGAGLHALGUGH `97 \ ,__/ / ~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~ DID YOU SEE THAT WEIRD PENIS THING IN THE ____,----._ MOVIE SE7EN???? THAT'S MY COUSIN SO ,--'| _|" o;. `.____ ____ ,,=====._ STEP THE FUCK BACK .=|.':| U| ;:;: .- \,,`-.===='}.,'\// "` (]=|;: |o | ,. 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QUEER AND THEY WON'T REST UNTIL THOSE . . ,-~" "~-. GAUCHE STORMTROOPER OUTFITS ARE ,^ ___ ^. + REPLACED WITH COSTUMES FROM CATS / .^ ^. \ / Y l o ! Y . l_ `.___.' _,[ |^~"-----------""~ ^| + . ! ! . \ / ^. .^ "-.._____.,-" . + . + . + . . . -Row * * * /\__/\ * --- * HEY EVERYBODY !!! * / \ / \ * * | - - | | |* LOOK AT THE COMPLETELY SHITTY * __________| \ /| | | POSTER OF A WOLF THAT I BOUGHT / \ T / | \ / AT THE MALL PICTURE SHOP !! / | * --- | || | | / * IT IS TRULY A TESTAMENT TO MY | || /______\ / |* * LACK OF MATURITY AND TASTE THAT | | \ | / \ / | I HANG THIS FRANK FRAZETTA \/ | |\ \ | | \ \ POSTER OVER MY FIREPLACE | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ ''' ''' ''' ''' Melissa /\ \ \ \ \ / \ I'M GOING TO BE GAY WITH YOU UNDER THE RADAR <===>\ / < )> <===>/ \ / / / / / \/ __ o /' ) /' ( , __/' ) .' `; o _.-~~~~' ``---..__ .' ; _.--' b) ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). `-._ < `\|\|\|\|)-.....___.- `-. __...--'-.'. jgs `---......____...---`.___.'----... .' `.; `-` ` OI VEY ARE MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS TURNING YOU ON IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FISH AND I DON'T HAVE TITS HUH WELL GEE WHIZ GOD ONLY GAVE ME GILLS TRY POKING YOUR DICK AROUND IN MY SLOTS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS _-~~~~- ASS FUCK ME UNTIL I SHIT BLOOD - @ @| / ' \ |\ .. | |\ /| \ ' `. '\___/` .`. | \,,/_/ |\_ / `-____--// __/ \/ \ YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS \ \/ .\\ \/ _--/ (D) \ OH WHAT DO I KNOW \ .' \\ | -/ (_ \ I'M A HORSE `. \ /' | / \_ / ==\ / __------\ | .'_/ / \_ O o) / _| /`-__-'/ / \==/ / | \ / || \__/ \_/\ || / _ / | | | /--______ ___\ /\ : | / __- - _/ ------ | | \ \ | - - / | | \ ) | | - | | ) | | | | | | | | | | | | < | | | |_/ < | /__\ < \ /__\ /___\ __ __ ( _) ( _) / / \\ / /\_\_ THESE PANTIES / / \\ / / | \ \ ARE REALLY / / \\ / / |\ \ \ RIDING UP ON ME / / , \ , / / /| \ \ / / |\_ /| / / / \ \_\ / / |\/ _ '_| \ / / / \ \\ | / |/ 0 \0\ / | | \ \\ | |\| \_\_ / / | \ \\ | | |/ \.\ o\o) / \ | \\ \ | /\\`v-v / | | \\ | \/ /_| \\_| / | | \ \\ | | /__/_ / _____ | | \ \\ \| [__] \_/ |_________ \ | \ () / [___] ( \ \ |\ | | // | [___] |\| \| / |/ /| [____] \ |/\ / / || snd ( \ [____ / ) _\ \ \ \| | || \ \ [_____| / / __/ \ / / // | \ [_____/ / / \ | \/ // | / '----| /=\____ _/ | / // __ / / | / ___/ _/\ \ | || (/-(/-\) / \ (/\/\)/ | / | / (/\/\) / / // _________/ / / \____________/ ( /\/\/\/\ / / (. (. ) DUH I SUCK COCK ( ] \ /____ / \ | /-----\ / / / \ / \/ \/ \ / / / \ \ ((() /__________\ (/\))) / \ | /\ \ ----| |---- |__ | \__ \ {____| {___} =======================/ (o) (o) _ _(_)_ A WILTED (_)~(_) PRICK (_)\ l WHAT A l WASTE \l/ \l/ ^^^^^^^^^^ ,-.,-. ,| /-./_ ( (___ | 'o \) LIKE ALL CRACKAS I GOTS ; / NO ASS | ,_/ (( \) )`---.__ /( / , . `' \ / | | `. ) | | __,'| `-->___<--' | | | | ; ; | ( / \ `. ) ,j hjw ;' `-' )-' | | / / | /| (_ ; (_( ) ( )`--' `---' ____ {} _ \ GUESS WHAT'S IN |__ \ MY BAG ?????? /_____\ \o o)\)_______ (< ) /#######\ NOPE __{'~` }#########| / { _}_/########| / { / _|#/ )####| FATTER / \_~/ /_ \ |####| \______\/ \ | |####| \__________\|/#####| snd |__[X]_____/ \###/ /___________\ | |/ | |___/ |___/ _| /_| / (___,_(___,_) _.-+. DEAR MISTER SHITHEAD EDITOR, _.-"" '. +:"" '. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY CUBE THEN YOU CAN J \ '. ROT IN HELL !!! L \ _.-+ | '. _.-" | THE MINUTE I GET THIS TRACKING DEVICE OFF J \ _.-" L MY ANKLE I'M GOING DOWN THERE TO YOUR L +" J OFFICES !!! + | | \ | .+ YOUR ASS IS GRASS MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!! \ | .-' \ | .-' \| .-' SCREW ALL OF YOU, + HENRY /''''. /'''. : :'':/ % /''.'. MMMM; ; ' / / / : : WWWW:-:##MMMM--'''-- // ,-' ; /' : 'WMMM ::.' .-'' ; .MM /.-- ....WMM' .-' WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ...---WW'' / / 'm' ': WILLIS ??????????????? ...--'' ..-' : MM : ': /''MMMMM. .'' . MM % : I'M AN ANGRY FAGGOT -.-''#-. 'MMMMMMM.-. /' TRAPPED IN A MIDGET'S ----#-- 'WMMW'' '. .' BODY ....,-- # -... .' : .-' '. '-.:*-'''-- .'''--'%' &. '. .-' '-. #-.#-. &. .-''-.-' #-. #-. -- ''' / #.=-. - - | | | | | | _| |_ WHOLESOME DOWN HOME COOKIN' ( " ) ( _ * * ( / ___ " " _/ / ( * ) ___/ | ) " _ o)'-./__ * _ ) (_, . $$$ ( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ ( : { _) '--- $\ ______'___//__\ ____, \ ) ( \_/ _____\_ .' \ \------''. |=' '=| | ) | | | . _/ \ (. ) , / /__I_____\ snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] @---()_.'---@ MADE WITHOUT DICKS (JUST RAT'S ASSHOLE) / __ // -\= \=\ // --=_\=---//=-- -_==/ \/ //\/-- IT'S NOT OUR FAULT ==/ /O O\==-- THAT UNICORNS LOOK _ _ _ _ /_/ \ ] /-- GAY /\ ( (- \ / ] ] ]==- (\ _\_\_\-\__/ \ (,_,)-- I MEAN LOOK AT THAT (\_/ \ \- LITTLE KNOB GOBBLER \/ / ( ( \ ] /) / ( \ \_ \./ ) ( \ \ ) \ ( /\_ _ _ _ /---/ /\_ \ \ / \ / ____/ / \ \ ( / ) / / /__ ) ( ) ( ) / __/ '---` / / \ / \ \ _/ / ] ] )_\_ /__\/ /_\ ]___\ (___) _\/_ /\ . . MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS !!! . V. .V . I'M A LOUSY PROVIDER SO THIS IS '. ..o THE BEST I COULD DO o . ' . . V . YES I'LL PAY FOR THE THERAPY . V . o V. .'o GLHGALHAGLHGAHLAGLHGAHLGA ' '''''.. GAHGALHAGHLGAHLAGLHGALH ' V . ' V ' o'V .' '''_'''' o __|_|__ \ / \___/ mga \ \-|^\~~~ \______________ / 0/~~~ /\-\/ DUH WHAT AM I MY MOM WAS A FAT PIG AND MY DAD WAS AN ALLIGATOR OR SOMETHING BUT I'M 100% COCKSUCKER, FOLKS / / /\~"~/\~""~~____ ("`-'/""). "'"`~-._ . __~6 _ 6 } { }.-.__.) (oo) |\ } { }"--,-' "--.~~~ __/ { } \ } '"ii"/ \_ \ | __~ "; >" / / ""\ |" / / ^^" ^^ ^^" ANYWAY THAT'S HOW CLEARLY NO ONE CAN YOU DIE I BECAME THE KING OF HERE UNDERSTANDS FROM TOO MUCH FRANCE AND ITALY MY PAIN COCKSUCKING ??? / AND SAVED \ ___ OH HERE | / MOST OF EUROPE )_( WE GO AGAIN | someone _ FROM FAMINE AND | | / | farted [_ ] HOLY GOD I'M .-'-'-. _ | \ .-'. '-. SUCH A /-::_..-\ _[_]_ \ /:;/ _.-'\ LOSER )_ _( /_ _\ [-] |:._ .-| |;:: | )_``'_( .-'-'-. (-) |:._ | |;:: | |;: | :-...-: .-'-'-. |:._ | |;:: | |;: | |;: | |-...-| |:._ | |;::-.._| |;:.._| |;:.._| |;:.._| |:._ | `-.._..-' `-...-' `-...-' `-...-' `-.____.-' cjr _ _-._ HI MY NAME C.J. /`'~-. _,-' \ / . \_ / _.--. \ ME LIMEY AND EAT EGG ROLL / : `'Y ' `~-n. / |._ _, `. c.j. __| \ ME RIKEY SUCKY FUCKY ( _.>_O)_/ \ __.-'~ | ME OPEN UP FOR YOU .' /)~~ \ ' ____/~-./ ( /. \ ) / / GIVE ME IT ALL I AM FAGGY `-' `.L_ / "_ | LIMEY C.J. `'\ /_ / | | 8--- \._) _ / `' | | PLEASE SIR MORE SIR `~''~' _| | ^ (_ | GHGAHLAGLHAGLHGALHAGHLAG DICK `-._ / FUCKING FAGGOT `-' .--._.--. ( O O ) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT / . . \ .`._______.'. HOMOSEXUALITY IS A LIFESTYLE /( )\ AND A PERSONAL CHOICE _/ \ \ / / \_ SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR .~ ` \ \ / / ' ~. ANY OF YOUR BEEZWAX !!!!! { -. \ V / .- } _ _`. \ | | | / .'_ _ GAHLAGHGAHALG >_ _} | | | {_ _< COCKSUCKING /. - ~ ,_-' .^. `-_, ~ - .\ '-'|/ \|`-` __________ __________ / \ / \ / \ / \ YOU CAN'T SEE FROM YOUR | @@ | | /\ | VANTAGE POINT BUT /\ @@ / \ /\ HELLO KITTY IS GIVING / \ _________/ \__________/ \ ME ONE RIGHTEOUS BLOWJOB / \ ( O O ) \ \_ _/ / \_ --------------------- _/ ----___________________---- __--> / / = = |\ /| = = =\ > / / = = |/ \| = = = \ __-- > / /= = = = = = = = \ .__ _ @ V; .Z~M || :|:@ d YOU SUCK COCK d' d\@ jf .*\ :P #P |P M `| W .@ Z | .b :! d' W' | V W # .W**=m_ | !|| @ W'_ ~V; || M| _ Nm4| YmjL|PN_ # W#~ YN_W'YL#W#b |; + |f `#'#8L W ._#L_ .#,`'|| |, .WMP' ~Mm#`Nm;d| `| W Mmd#; .df | M `M#@-W' W !b WtZ' M V; |P || b .@ D Y| .W' j| 'j@' jP' L_mq=-_@' .Z! jf mf .W' .@' .@' .@ :@ Littman __ WE WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK (IN UNISON) __ / \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ __ __ __ __ __ __ >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) * * * * ) (\___/) ( * /( \ (. .) )\ * # ) c\ >' ( # ' )-_/ ' \\|, ____| |__ ,|// \ ) ( ` ~ ) ( / #\ / /| . 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A PATHETIC DRAWING OF A PATHETIC CARTOON CHARACTER #XXXX\\ #/---` ###XXX// - \\\-##= - \\\ ##XX///-` ` -- \\##- \ \\ ###XX//- = \ #/ - - \\ ###XX//- # #= = = || ###XX |##- / #X- ==|| ##XX /(((#\ /(()))))))))))|/ ##X| | #-/ | | ||=====\\) ##X| | #-/ | | ||------ \) #|| | #- | | || | | \|| | | | | || | | || | | | | || | | || | | | | ||_______/) || | | | | ||=====//) || | | | | || || | | | | || \| | | | | |/ ===| | | |==== =============== POUND DOWN THIS FROSTY MUG OF PISS COME ON DON'T SQUIRM ____ / __ \ ( (__) ) _\____/___ / | | /\ /_________/ \_ / \ \ / \ \_ / \ \ / _ _ \ \_ / / | // \ \ / //|| // \ \_ / || || __ \ \ / || ||/__\ \ \_ / || ||/ \\ \ \ / _||_ \\__// \ \_ / ---- ---- __ \ \ / _____ _ _ _ // \ / / |__ __| / \ | \ | | \\ \ / / | | | O || \| | \\ \ / / |_| \_/ |_|\__| _// \ / /________________________________________\/ oo <---------------- YOUR BALLS . . . . . . . . . _ _ ___ __ __ _____ _ _____ ____ ____ | | | |/ _ \| \/ | ____| | | ____/ ___/ ___| | |_| | | | | |\/| | _| | | | _| \___ \___ \ . | _ | |_| | | | | |___| |___| |___ ___) |__) | . |_| |_|\___/|_| |_|_____|_____|_____|____/____/ . . . . . . . . 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OR MAYBE MY JIZZ IN A GLASS / : / : / : / : / : / : / : / : (~~~ ) (~~~ ) (~~~ ) (~~~ ) ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ Dody STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP ATTEMPTING TO SQUISH YOUR BALLS __..--''``---....___ _..._ __ /// //_.-' .-/"; ` ``<._ ``.''_ `. / // / ///_.-' _..--.'_ \ `( ) ) // // / (_..-' // (< _ ;_..__ ; `' / /// fL / // // // `-._,_)' // / ``--...____..-' /// / // I'M TOO LAZY TO GROPE YOUR BALLS SO IF YOU COULD JUST BRING THEM A LITTLE CLOSER I'D APPRECIATE IT YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY GAY WHERE IS MY FUCKING NOSE / / \ / /\. / /\. _-_ /:_\/. ejm98 /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___ /__:_\/ . /(|`/ !)\ /:__/__:___\/./ | \ = / |/ / /\:___:__\/ ` --- ./ / / /\ /--- -----\/ / / / /--- ----- `/ / / _/--- __ _/ ' `/ / ~) / /XXX/ ! `/ .(_/^\|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/ ./|~|\ ~) ~) /'/'/'|'.(_/^\ ~) ~) ~) .'(_/^\ ./|~|\ ~) .'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'..'(_/^\' /|~|\ / /'/'/'|''(_/^\' /|~|\ /|~|\ /|~|\ / / / | /|~|\ / / / | / / / | / / / | FINDUM / / / / | / / / / SUCKUM / FLEE WIPEUM LICKUM FUCKUM JERKUM ___|___ | | | __H | | /\- \ | ~---, |/::\=-\| \_,^%--- ||::|[]|| /> \ _|_______|_ ___/ > I AM DISTURBINGLY SURREAL AND INHUMAN /|\ (# o) > / | \ '-~ /|^^ I ASK YOU: WHICH IS THE PAINTING AND / | \ ejm | \ WHICH IS THE PAINTER OH FUCK IT GALGAGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGA BEAVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? \ \ \ ___ \ \ ('+'`)_------_ ###### >< W -########## } { ejm 96 /|/----\|\ ####### } { " " " " * * ,,, I'M QUACKERONOMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____()() } FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS ======= ( \\ \ \\____===. ______) ( )\(____ / ___/ \ [%]__ \ //|| // \ ||\\ || ||__^^^ ^^^___|| || ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\|| | ____________________ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || WHAT KIND OF CRACKED OUT SHIT IS THIS \\ \\ \\ \\ \\_\\ \ ( @.@) % \== < == % / \_ == % | _ ==== % % (")\ \ ====%= ejm / ====== .="""=._ I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK MR. GOPHER / ., .) YOU JUST WAIT I'M GOING TO SUCK IT /__(,_.-'/ ` // // // (( FUCK I BROKE MY NECK | \ \\ ~~~~~ |~~\ !)~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/ejm . . . . . :|||:|==========x= |_\' ' ' \ \ ___' ' \ \ /-- / \ `-|O|/-. I SUCK DOWN THEM DICKS `/ `-| LIKE A CHEAP VIETNAMESE | | | | WHORE \ - /|-| | - |')) A WHORE'S A WHORE THE /_____\ WORLD AROUND I SAYS .' ::: '. : ::: '. ' : : '. .' '. .' ' '.' jg ' ____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: ,#######, |I I: ,############ |I I:,#### #### ## |I I:#### ` # |I I:## "" "" |I I:#' (_Q/ \Q_) |I I:\_ \ . |I I: ( , __) / |I I: \ .##### / `) |I I: |\ \___'___. (' |I I: | '.__;.__/ \\("")|I I: | | `--' |I *____________________* JESUS CHRIST THIS GUY'S PASSPORT PHOTO SHOWS HIM SUCKING DICK !!!!!! P.S. IN MY COUNTRY WE DON'T SPELL OUR FUCKING NAMES WITH DEGREE SYMBOLS (QUEERNUTS) ((( ,, ( *)========/\==== )( / \ __________/ ) / \ \___EJM96 / / \,^ \____ _/ / =%^^^^^\ / \__/ /----------\ /____|__//_ ( IT'S A ) | ( STEAMING ) | ( TURD !! ) | (________) _|__ \\ CONGRATULATIONS FUCKFACE ____________________ |\ sh o /| | \ o o / | | o\ -' o| \ \ o ..-''o | \ o \,---'' .- \ | o .- \ | o .-' \|....-''' I HAVE A DICK ADDICTION (DICKTION) FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS I WANT HEAD RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND \ .-. /_ _\ |o^o| \ _ / .-'-'-. BLEEP BOOP BLOOP /`) . 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STOP SMOKING CRACK AND GET A REAL GOD _.-..-._ .-' `-. .' .- .'-. `. .' `. `. HELP HELP THERE'S A BUG ON MY TITS / .' .'`..'`. \ \ ; / / ` \ \ \ OH GOD JESUS AND BABY JESUS ' \ `. ; HYPERVENTILATING GHLGAHLGAHLAG : : : ` ; ; ; ; ; `. / / OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN CALM DOWN s*s+. .+s*s :+.' BETTER DO MEDITATION EXERCISES : : ' . \ , ` :/: ; ; `""' `""' ) ; CALM BLUE OCEAN `-._ : ,_. CALM BLUE OCEAN `"; :() CALM BLUE OCEAN : *-* ; \ ._. / HOLY JESUS IT'S NOT WORKING `. 'T$P` .' BBUBUBUBUBULBUBUB ;`. .': : `---' ; OH CHRIST I'VE PISSED MYSELF _.-' \ ; `-._ AGAIN _.-*'\ `. .' /`*-._ .-' `-. ` .-' `-. / `*-...-*' \ , ; : . : : ; ; ; ; : : : ; : [bug] ; : ` ' ; ; \ _. - ._ / : | :;*----*' `*----*:; | | :: ;; | | | | | | | ; : | | | ; : ; : | ; ; : : : ; : ; | : : ; ; | : ; ; : : ; ; : ; : : ; : ; ; : : ; ; :, `*--..__ __..--*' .; : | ; """ : | ; ; : : : ; : ; ; ; : : .----------------------------. 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WOMEN CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL | | \ | | \ DUH |' | | | | | | |__..-------------._ | |~~---.._________..--~) | | ( .\ /. )|.--~~ | | \(@)) ((@)/ |/ /"~\ |_ | . \ |/ / / (__)- / bm.m) / /~`./ (__) )-- ( ~--i/ ./ | / (__)_ "-.__) "\ |~`| (_ \ `\ | | (_ |`\ /~-| (___.-.____..-~ / \ ./ (__) |.__ .-" \/ / ~~ \ /' \ / ..-~~-. :\ / ~-._.-' `\._.' \ / / \ \ XXXXX/ /XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX \ \ XXXXXXXXXXXXX/' (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ `\XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ /XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\ |XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\__/XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\___/XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g g o / \ \ / \ o a| | \ | | a t| `. | | : t s` | | \| | s e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | * g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o a \ . C ___) _______ (_(____> | / a t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t s / /\| C_____)|HELP ME| (___> / \ s e | ( _C_____)\_______/ // _/ / \ e x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x * | \ \____) `---- --' | * g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g o | / | | \ | o a | | / \ \ | a t | / / | | \ |t s | / / \__/\___/ | |s e | / / | | | |e x | | | | | |x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t e x * WATCH OUT !!!!!!!!! I FLING POO ______ ,; / `-. --------- ,'( ` ( `) --- ---- ( ( () ` . ,) -- ---- --- ( ` ( ) ) --- ------ ( , ,' ) (\ ----- ------ | (( `._ ) / ---------- ( ) `. . )) ) ---------- \ , _) / `-(_________,' Sebastian .-. \_/ .-. \.-\/=\/.-/ '-./___|=|___\.-' HEY HOW DOES A CAT SUCK COCK???? .--| \|/`"`\|/ |--. (((_)\ .---. /(_))) `\ \_`-. .-'_/ /`_ '.__ __.'(_)) / \ // WITH ITS ***MEOWTH*** | |__.'/ \ /--'` jgs .--,-' .--. '----. '----`--' '--`----' I WISH I COULD SUCK MORE COCK I FIND THAT SUCKING COCK / GETS IN THE WAY OF MY ##### / .|||||. 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Coles ____| |__ \___ \|__\ \ \ | \ \ * \_ \ \ \ \ \ \ /\ \|\ _ \ ________/ X ~~//_____ \_________/ \ //|_____\ * \/o/ * * // * ~ * * THERE'S DICK DOWN YONDER DUDE THIS SHIT IS SERIOUSLY TOUCHING FABRIC (COILY, AT-SIGNY) / // / \\ // , \\// ,@@@@@@@@@@, ,@@@@@@@@, @@@ \ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@, \ \ (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@<>@@@@ --__---\ \__\@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@_@@@@@@@@@@@@o \@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ __----__ /@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -----__ U \@\ @@@@@@@@----__-----_ @@@@@@@@ __---------__-)@)-@@@@@@_____---------___@@@@@@_----___------- /@/ @@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ /@/ @@@ @@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ MS (@( @@ @@ @@@@@ @@@@ \@\ @@ @@ @@@@ @@@ \/ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ @@@ ''' ''' ''' ''' I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WON'T FUCK ME MY THERAPIST SAID I | SHOULD INTERNALIZE MORE THEN HOW ABOUT I FUCK YOU | | OKAY LHGGHLGAHLGHALGHALGAH GAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLAG / / \ __ * ( <''\\\ \ \ * v ; * * <___ \ W\___\ * : @ / * ** | (o (| * \oO -* ***/-----_____ ___- \_ *- oO * / -- _O * )) V (( / _^^^^^U / __/\ \ \ ___\ \ / / \ \-------- \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ww ww ww ww DS THIS NEW BONG DOESN'T WORK FOR SHIT SO ... SMASHY SMASHY _ SOMEONE NEEDS AN ANGER | | \ MANAGEMENT COURSE | |===( ) ////// |_| ||| | o o| / ||| ( c ) ____ ||| \= / || \_ |||||| || | |||||| ...||__/|-" |||||| __|________|__ ||| |______________| ||| || || || || ||| || || || || ------------------------|||-------------||-||------||-||------- MS |__> || || || || * | ,-----. ," ^ ^ ", | @ @ | ----OOOO------/^\------OOOO---- | ( ) | | ~~~ | | | | HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN HOBBIT | | DICK A TRY ?????? | | | ------------------------------- /____/ \____\ ooooO Ooooo Leigh ,,;@@@@@@*. I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS WWWWWQ;;;;;;; THIS COCKSUCKING MACHINE (QWWWU;--;;--;' HERE WORKS REALLY WELL (WWWW @ \@ ;; AND DOESN'T HURT AT ALL (//^\ _\ }}] \_S;;;____;;; ,;;\. . . /; /dddd;YT;;;T1;;)))! /d!!!;;llciii;;;;;;! /d!!!/.;;;;;;;;;/;;d WELL IT DOES HURT /d!!!/.;;;;;;;;;/;;d BUT ALL THINGS /d!!!/.;;;;", "/.;d CONSIDERED IT'S WORTH /d!!!/.;;;;;;; ;/;;d IT FOR A SERIOUS MACHINE /d!!!/.!;;;;;;; /;;d! 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FUCKING DORKS ^^^ |^^oo |^ \ | ( -/ | / |^^^^^^^^^^^::::^^^^^^^^^^^| |/////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\| |""o""""""(@@@@@@)""""o""""| |"""""|"""<@@@@@@>"""|"""""| |<<<|<|===<@@@@@@>===|>|>>>| |~~~|=| <@@@@@@> |=|~~~| |"|"| <@@@@> |"|"| |<|=| <@@> |=|>| |_| /"<>"\ |_| /""""""\ /""""""""\ MS ^^^ |^^oo |^ \ | ( -/ |^^^^^^ :::^^^^^^| |/////////\\\\\\\\: |"o"""(@@@@@)"""o"| |"""|"<@@@@@>"""|"| |<|<|=<@@@@@>=|<|<| |~|=| <@@@> |=|~| |"|"| /":"\ |"|"| |<|=| /"""""\ |=|<| |_| /"""""""\ |_| PROJECT 2501 BEGAN WITH AN ATTEMPT TO CREATE A SELFLESS OBEDIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE INSTEAD IT CREATED A RACE OF HOSTILE POINTY BIRD FISH THINGS WHOSE ABILITY TO SUCK COCK WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST IF THIS DOESN'T SERVE AS A CAUTIONARY TALE IN THE DANGERS OF GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION FRANKLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL WILL HUMANITY EVER LEARN ???????????????????????????? ./==\ /~~~~~\V ./ / || (-_=====) ./ / || ( -=====\ ./ ./ /| \ ( ( )= ./ (./ / | \ ) ) _/ ./ ./ / | |\ ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./ / | | \ ( L:\\ -v-\ / @@@/@@@@ @@@\@@@ / /\L:\\VV KK\/ (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@) / / |L:\\vKKxx) @/@@@@@@ @@@@@\@ MM#@#!!!| \\ MM#@#!!:!/ \\ MM#@#!!!| YOU BE THE JUDGE M\\ M#@#!!:\ MM\\ @#!!:!| <<:\\ @#:::/ ><<<:\/#|||| <>>>:@@#___\ DS \/~oO/ )Ooo &&&\ I NEVER LEARNED TO READ &&&&&| SO HERE'S MY SIGNATURE &&\ &&&&&; &&&&| &&&&/ &&&\ &&&&&| &&&&| &&&&&| \ / &&&&&&; &&&/ &&&&&&| \ / &&&&&/ &&&&&&; \/ &&&&; /&&\ &&&&&/ /\ `&&. /&&&&&| `&&&| / \ /&&&&&&&| / \ &&&&&&&&&; /&&&&\ &&&&&&&&&| /&&&&&&| &&&&&&&&&&| &&&&&&&| `&&&&&&&&&| &&&&&&&; `&&&&&&&\ `&&&&&. `&&&&&&; `&&&&. 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OH RIGHT IT JUST WORKS OUT THAT WAY YOU TALENTLESS FUCKS ,'.` ,,, (( cxOS.'.) _-- __) _~ ox.O s ) --__/ ^ \ ___------_ _//o_ ))xx. ,) (_o \ `-_ / ))oS . )) / " |\__ o_---\ )).. S ) | `---.___ ("" \ )I . .) | `--.__ ___/ _/ S S) \ \ /__ `--._ ---'( SS\ | ___\_ \ `-_._.-----___.-' `- (S..S \ |___-- \_ | / /c~~ ) (( S | /" \_ | (.------_ / ((| | | /_ `"" \ ___,--' | | | / _-- ______\ |/ YS | | / / --.___/ _| / _/ _/ //__/ //__/ AND I THOUGHT MY `` `` HEMORRHOIDS WERE BAD ____ _ _ _ _ _ | _ \ | | ___ _ __ | | __ | | | | | | | |_) | | | / _ \ | '_ \ | |/ / | | | | | | | __/ | | | (_) | | | | | | < |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| \___/ |_| |_| |_|\_\ (_) (_) (_) I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE ~o88ooooooooooooo88o~ ouooooo,~oo oo~,ooooouo 8 ~88888. ,88888~ 8 8 go~~~os go~~~os 8 8 ,8` '8_8` '8. 8 8 8` _ '8` _ '8 8 8 8 !@! 8 !@! 8 8 8 8i /8\ i8 8 8 8s g8 8s s8 8 8 dooooo`8_8'ooooob 8 8 d! 'V` !b 8 8 8 ~ 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 ] 8 8 [ 8 8 [ ] 8 8 [ ] 8 8 [ ] !8 8| [ ] 8 8 [ ]s88b-oo- xxx -oo-d88s[ ] 8 8 [,88 8i'` ~ '`i8 88.] 8 8 88` 88s'88` '88`gf8 '88 8 888 ,g8s/8. ooo ,8\g8s. 888 88` i888888fo_X_of888888i '88 V YY'`~'` ~~~ '` ~ YY V JJ "" "" DOES THIS RASH LOOK NORMAL TO YOU ????????? HEY HEY MISTER MAN EASE UP ON THE GROPERY I JUST WANTED A MEDICAL OPINION _. _.-----'' `\ __..-----''' `. < `\. '\ :. `. `\ `:. `. `-. `:\ N o `. `+. `:. 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FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS TUTORIAL WE WILL SHALL USE YOUR STANDARD LEG-SPREADING WHORE: \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(`;' )/\ //\`\==/'/\\ _/! \____/ !\_ SC STEP 2. FIND SOMETHING TO BEAT OFF WITH. HERE AN ANIMAL CORPSE WILL ALSO SUFFICE, BUT WE FIND THAT A GOOD SET OF MITTS OR INDUSTRIAL GLOVES WILL WORK WELL. AVOID ANYTHING WITH ASBESTOS. BE SURE TO AVOID CUTTING YOUR OWN THROAT OR KILLING A SCHOOLBUS FULL OF NUNS WHILE PERFORMING THIS MANEUVER. ALSO AVOID HAMMERS AS THEY MAKE SMASHY SMASHY. ___ ___ /HHH\ /HHH\ |XXXXX| _ |XXXXX| |HHHHH|/H) (H\|HHHHH| \XXXXX/X/ \XXXXXXX/ ||||||' `|||||| RR STEP 3. NOW JERK IT. JERK IT YOU FUCKING WHORE. JERK IT LIKE YOU'RE A RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE WHO HAS TO REALLY WORK FOR EVERY RUBLE YOU EARN. AS WE LACK A GOOD FACE SPURTING ASCII ART WE WILL INSTEAD USE THIS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ELEPHANT: _ ,--. ;c),. o}` `._,=, `. / , `. `/L`. )~ ejm /_/\_\ STEP 4. FINALLY, BLOW YOUR SWEET LOAD YOU DUMB BITCH. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU PREPARE IN ADVANCE (STEP 0) BY CHOOSING AN ADEQUATE RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR SPURT, CALLED THE JERKNAP. THIS JERKNAP IS VITALLY IMPORTANT TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR ENDEAVOR: IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG THEN YOUR SEED WILL BE WASTED FOR ALL TIME AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL (THE BAD HELL, NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROSTITUTES). ANY GARMENT WILL SUFFICE, ALTHOUGH FEMININE FRILLY THINGS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IN ORDER TO HELP YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE ALL ALONE. FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT WE WILL SHOW AN ASSORTMENT OF QUEER SHIT: ___ ___ /| |/|\| |\ /_| ' |.` |_\ | |. | | |. | |___|.__| RR =+=== / |. \ | |. | | |. | | |. | |_/_\___| RR ,==c==. |_/|\_| | '|` | | | | | | | |__|__| RR STEP 5. NOW THAT YOU'VE JERKED IT BUT GOOD, THE HAZE OF ENDORPHINS AND SLEEPY EYES WILL PREVENT THE CRUSHING PRESSURES OF DEPRESSION FROM KILLING YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER THREE TO SIX HOURS. BUY A FALAFEL OR SOMETHING. STEP 6. 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'-- `-\ /,-===-.\ /-' --` (---- _| ||___|| |_ ----) `._,-' \ `-.-' / `-._,' `-.___,-' ap FRAME 1: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY I THINK I'LL GO TO THE BEACH FRAME 2: A LOVELY DAY AT THE BEACH FRAME 3: IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING BLOWJOBS UNDER THE BOARDWALK FRAME 4: DRIVING HOME AND THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU DID NOT SHOWN: FRAME 0 WHERE I SUCK NINE DICKS AND GIVE THE JIZZ TO CHARITY BUT I WON'T SAY WHICH ONE ----------------------------------------------------------------------, [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] | ---------------------------------------------------------------------/ \|/ | O - ^^ | | _ _ | --O--|/ \ O ^^ | ^^ ||||| | ___ ( ) ( ) | /\ /|\ | --|-- | ^^ |O=O| |_ __/_|_\,_|___|___/ / \/\ |~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~| ( - ) | `-O---O-' | /\ \/\_| / \ | .-~~~-. | -- -- -- -- -- / / /\ \ | ' ` | //| o |\\ |______________ | --------------------------------------------------------------_/ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [' ------------------------------------------------------------' WHAT IF I'M GAY | \ \_ /; _.._ `\~--.._ //' ,(+=\\\\ `//////\ \\/;' /~ (\\\\ ~/////\~\`)' /; )))) `~' | ((`~/((((\ ;'_\'\ /')) ))))) /~/ '" "' _. /'/\_ /^\`((( \ `\/' _.-~/--/ ( =( | , | _/~\_)_}___/^\/~`\.__\|==| /uUUU) ) | | ( / | _-=o|\__ /'/~ \ ' /' | /(((((\`\( |~\/ /' | /' )))))"`\`\|/_/---.._,$$, .,ssS$$$Sss|._/_..-(((' )\)>>> ~\$ ,sS$$$$$$$$$$$|$$$$$$$ |/ //'~`o `\ YEAH ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|$$S$$$$' ( / \ WHAT IF ,$$$$$$$$$$$$S$$|$$$$$$$' | / ,s$$$ \ s$$$$$S$$$$$$$$$S|$$$$$$$$ | / $$$$$$ _~,$S""'' ``"S|$$S$$$$$" (_,`\, ,$$$$$$$; /~ ,"' / 'S$$$$$" \_./| s$$$$$$$$$$ (~' _, \==~~) / """ \ | $$$$$$$$$$$$ (0\ /0/ \-' /' \ | | ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$, `/' ' _-~ |= \_-\ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$s (~~~) _.-~_- \ \ ,s|= | `"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ( `-' )/>-~ _/-__ | |,$$$|_/, `"$$$$$$$$$$$$ /V^^^^V~/' _/~/~~ ~~-| |$$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$, / (^^^^),/' /' ) /S$$$$$$$; ,$$$$$$$$$$$, ,$$_ `~~~'.,/' / _-ss, /(/-(/-(/' ,s$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,s$$$$$ssSS$$$' ,$'.s$$$$$$$$' (/-(/-(/-(/-(/' S$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$' (/-(/-(/-(/-(/' _s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (/-(/-(/-(/-(/-' SURE I HAD MY OWN CEREAL BUT THEY TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME AND GAVE IT TO A RAPPING FROG I'M NOT BITTER HEY I FUCKED DREW BARRYMORE DON'T YOU KNOW NOT DURING THE E.T. YEARS JESUS WHAT DO YOU MAKE ME FOR I WOULD HAVE FUCKED TOM GREEN TOO BUT HE WOULDN'T HOLD STILL .--. .--. / \/ \ | .-. .-. \ |/_ |/_ | \ || `\|| `\| `----. |\0_/ \0_/ --, \_ .--"""""-. / (` \ `-. / \-----'-. \ \ \ () () /`\ \ | .___.-' | \ \ /` \| / ; `-.___ ___.' .-.`.---.| \ \| ``-..___,.-'`\| / / / | `\ ` \| ,`/ / / , / ` |\ / / |\/ , .'`-; ' \/ , |\-' .' , .-'` .-|\--;`` .-' |\.' ( `"'-.|\ (___,.--'`' `-. `"` _.--' `. _.-'`-. `''---''`` jgs `. 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( / _' ../` .+ "^^=_ .5, ^~, 7__...._a: (:_/ay. ``` `` EAT THIS YOU DUMB ,;;;;, MOTHERFUCKER ;''';;;, \ ; ')' ;;;. \__ ;; _ ;;;; ;;\__/;;;; .--' '--;; `)- / `\ / `\ / ('_/ ('_/\ \ \\\_/__/ /\ / \ \ '--.____/ ) ' ( / / / /|\ `\/ ( | (/|\) |\\\ | \|/ ; | / / | /| / \ \\ \ \ |\ \ jgs \ | \ | / ) / ) ooO` Ooo` AND SO BEGAN THE LONG PROCESS OF MEN DOING FUCKING DUMB SHIT FOR IDIOT WOMEN IN ORDER TO GET LAID I CALL THE GOVERNMENT ".MIL" BECAUSE IT ACCURATELY INDICATES MY LOVE OF GAY HAITIAN DICK / _|_ ._._|_._. SO IS "HAITIAN" A |_______| /\/\/\/\ PALINDROME OR WHAT \_____/ \______/ )___( (____) /\ . \ /_____\ )__( / \ /|_ _ _ \ | | /____\ ( ) / .\ | |_| | __ | | | | )__( ( \_ \ |_____| / \ | | | | /____\ \ `\,) |___| \__/ | | | | | | / \ | | /____\ /_____\ /____\ /____\ )___( )___( |__| (_______) (______) (______) (_____) (_____) (____) )_______( )______( )______( )_____( )_____( )____( (_________) (________) (________) (_______) (_______) (______) lc KING QUEEN BISHOP KNIGHT ROOK PAWN .-""-._ IN THE LATEST INSTALLMENT / ___/ \ _&_ ROBIN WILLIAMS STARS AS _.--""|/ `\| // \\ THE PSYCHOTIC SERIAL KILLER .' ( ^/ ^ )'. / / \ \ FROM OUTER SPACE WHO'S A / | _ | \ // / \ \\ ROBOT TOY FOR A BOY AND | _\____/ | /_/_/_\_\_\ GOES TO HELL TO RESCUE HIS | .' \____/-._ | .-"-. WIFE WHO IS NAMED GARP | / `; /# \ AND LIVES IN AN EGG-SHAPED | / / _|_.---\ | | SPACESHIP WITH JONATHAN |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. WINTERS / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | [___] | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () THIS FILE WAS TITLED DOWEL.TXT BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW BETTER .--//-//-//------------/"\ / === === === j l \ === === === l j `--\\-\\-\\------------\_/ HI FIRST TIME CALLER LONG TIME LISTENER I JUST WANTED TO SAY DITTOS AND THAT I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND THAT I FUCKED FRANK SINATRA * * * * ) (\___/) ( * /( \ (. .) )\ * # ) c\ >' ( # ' )-_/ ' \\|, ____| |__ ,|// \ ) ( ` ~ ) ( / #\ / /| . ' .) \ /# | \ / ) , / \ / | \,/ ;;,,;,; \,/ _,#;,;;,;, /,i;;;,,;#,; (( %;;,;,;;,; )) ;#;,;%;;,, _// ;,;; ,#;, /_) #,; // // \|_ \|_ |#\ |#\ -" b'ger -" __ / .- /.-' |/,-'` .--. // _.-'''-._ I AM SO GOING TO //~`_\//_ _.;.--._.--.;._ SUCK YOUR COCK '--| // .|` /( O / \ O )\ ` MR. 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X :__.' :; `.__..-" / .- |/,-'` STEVE GUTTENBERG'S ON THE PHONE _.-'''-._ /` __ __ `\ HE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN HE GETS ___ ;__.--._.--.__; HIS CAREER BACK / /\ ( O / \ O ) `\ | _\/_ '-' '-' _/ OR WHY HE WAS EVER POPULAR IN _|_|' | (_) | THE FIRST PLACE / __) | | | __) | .___. | .-. _ | ___)'; /\.-./\ ; | | / | |~||/\ .\ `-` / __| |/ /_ | \_\/==;'._ - _.'__ (_ _) \ 8 /\"""""/\ `\ `| .'` '--8----.`-`\^/`-`. \ |~~| 8 | /~\ |`\ \ | | 8 | |\| | \ `y | jgs 8 | |\| | \ / 8 | |\| | '.__.' 8 |___|\|___| 8 |===\_/===| _ .-' '-. / \ |,-,-,-,-,| ___ | _)_(_ | WHEN I HIT THE COMPOSE BUTTON (/ \) | THE LIGHT GOES ON _\_/_ /) / \_/ \// |( )\/ AND WHEN I HIT IT AGAIN ||)_( IT GOES OFF |/ \ n| | / \ | |_|___| \|/ jgs _/L\_ _____ _____ // _/__ // _/__ // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / /| _// / /| _// / / // / / / // / / ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % %% % % %) / \ |- - - - - - | / `\.____/______________\____./' VK GIRLS ARE SO FILTHY !!!!!!!! IN ORDER TO HELP CLEANSE MYSELF I HAD TO CUT OFF THIS HOOKER'S TRUNK[1] AND DRAIN IT OF ALL BLOOD BEFORE I COULD TAILOR IT AROUND MY OWN WAIST AS A GIRDLE *** 1. THE TRUNK IS THE PART BELOW THE TORSO AND ABOVE THE CUNT _.--_, SLOWLY AS THE SUN SET / ' ('| THE RAPE BLANKET CAME | !. `.\ _.----.=~~`. DOWN LIKE A CURTAIN L_ ~~ ~`. `. /(/ ` |. ,| ' |/\ /`` ' / : ~~`. /\ ,' . `. \, , / `. | .' : / ' | ' || | '| | | | | `_ / `| | | \ \` || __ | | / \, | \. | \ \ \` \\ \ | `/\ /., ; `.| \,-..>--.~`-._>_. \_\ \/| | / `-./ | >' | | \_~ ~7\' '' _,/~: `' /| |-.\_. | `~| \ `,\`T dmp |b| | ,|_/ \ (_ \|\`_\P |P) |~|\\ \ ( \/ ' ~. | | _ ; \' | | | ~T // `. `-...' |-'=-~ \|| -_ _-~ \ \J | T-m....--~ . \ | \J\_| "###"| | J~ ____| `" |.__/-~ `~T |___ |.____ \\\ `---==== ~~-- \`:-. \ / .',' . `-:.\ / _.-;.' ` `- /---~.-~ | DS \ | ~~~~~ / `---\__/\_ _/ ,'|| ~~~ / | \ I FEEL A DISTINCT BURNING __..-======-------..__ SENSATION WHEN I URINATE . ' ______ ___________`. .' .--. 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THANK GOD WHAT THIS WORLD REALLY NEEDED WAS ANOTHER GODDAMN TETRIS VARIATION \ \ |`-._ .-' `-.-;"\. .--------------------------------..-.. _ .-'\ | /o\ | \\\ |\ ________________________________\\ \\\/ \\ | | ///\ | | __ __ _ __ __ _ __ __ __ ||-||| '. \/ //////| | | |__|__/_\ |__|__|_| |__|__|__| || ||| ///////| | | |__|__)__) |__|_| __.--|__| ||_||| . ////////| | | |__|__|_/ |__|__ _ |__|--'__ | . || \'..'///////// | | |__| |__|__|_| |__|__|__| |( )|| `--`///////; \| | ' ||---. ,,,//////////// jgs'---------------------------------'---' `.//////////////' ```=///////=' ,;;;;;;, ,;;;'""`;;\ MAYBE IF I CHANGE ,;;;/ .'`',;\ MY NAME TO P. DIDDY ,;;;;/ | \|_ PEOPLE WILL FORGET /;;;;; \ / .\ HOW FUCKING LAME I AM ,;;;;;;| '. \/_/ /;;;;;;;| \ _,.---._ /;;;;;;;;| ; _.---.,_ .;;/ `.;;;;;;;;;| ;' \;;, .;;;/ `;;;;;;;;;.._ .' \;;;. /;;;;| _;-"` `"-;_ |;;;;\ |;;;;;|.---. .' __.-"```"-.__ '. .---.|;;;;;| |;;;;;| `\/ .'/__\ /__\'. \/` |;;;;;| |;;;;;| |_/ // \\ // \\ \_| |;;;;;| |;;;;;| |/ |/ || || \| \| |;;;;;| \;;;;| __ || _ .-.\| |/.-. _ || __ |;;;;/ \jgs| / _\|/ = /_o_\ /_o_\ = \|/_ \ |;;;/ \;;/ |`.- ` ` ` ` -.`| \;;/ _|;' \ | _ _ _ _ | / ';|_ / .\ \\_ ( '--'( )'--' ) _// /. \ \/_/ \_/| /_ | | _\ |\_/ \_\/ | /|\\ \ / //|\ | | | \'._'-'_.'/ | | | ; '-.```.-' ; | | \ ``` / | __ ; '.-"""""-.' ; __ /\ \_ __..--\ `-----' /--..__ _/ /\ \_'/\`''---''`..;;;;.'.__, ,__.',;;;;..`''---''`/\'_/ '-.__'';;;;;;;;;;;,,'._ _.',,;;;;;;;;;;;''__.-' ``''--; ;;;;;;;;..`"`..;;;;;;;; ;--''`` _ .-. /,;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;,\ _.-' `\ .' /_ /,;;;;;;'/| ;;;;;;; |\';;;;;;,\ `\ '-'| / ) /,;;;;;',' | ;;;;;;; | ',';;;;;,\ \ .'-./ `'-..-' /,;;;;',' | ;;;;;;; | ',';;;;,\ `"` | ;;;',' | ;;;;;;; | , ', ;;;'| _\__.-' .-. ; ;;;;;;; ; |'-. 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IT WAS DIFFICULT TO BE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD OR A BARBARIAN IN BATTLE OR EVEN A KLINGON IN SPACE WHEN YOUR ONLY COMPANY WAS A RETARDED CHICKEN. "POO IS NOT FOR EATING," STARTED THE CHICKEN WHO THOUGHTFULLY PAUSED BEFORE ADDING, "AT LEAST NOT ALL THE TIME ANYWAY." IT WOULD BE YEARS BEFORE EITHER BEAST SAW SUNLIGHT AGAIN. //////////////////////// ////////////////////////| //////////////////////// | ////////////////////////| | | _\/_ | _\/_ | | | )o(> | <)o( | | | _/ <\ | /> \_ | | | (_____) | (_____) | |_ | ~~~oOo~~~ | ~~~0oO~~~ |/__| _|====\_=====|=====_/====|_ || |_|\_________ O _________/|_||| ||//////////|_|\\\\\\\\\\|| || || || |\_\\ || || ||/|| \\_\\ ||/|| ||/|| \)_\) ||/|| || || \ o / || || || \ / || LGB || || ________ \________/====== / ( || ) \ FROM THE EARTH TO MY NUTS /\___ / @@@@@@@@@@@ O \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@ || || ~~ ~~ NF o WHEN I WAS IN 7TH GRADE I KNEW A GUY NAMED TROY | TRUMBULL WHO WORE A BELT THAT SAID "VERN" ON IT o | o \ / \ / ____/ \ / / | \ o | o o o | / \ RIGHT THE RAPE STORY +---- ----+ \ \ / / ____/ / / \ \ +---- ----+ \ / | o o | SO YOU'VE HEARD IT THEN o | o \ / \ / ____/ \ / / | \ o | o o ,-._,-._ HACKERS WORLDWIDE UNITE _,-\ o O_/; IN THEIR SUPPORT OF GWEEDS / , ` `| | \-.,___, / ` \ `-.__/ / ,.\ / `-.__.-\` ./ \' / /| ___\ ,/ `\ ( ( |.-"` '/\ \ ` \ \/ ,, | \ _ \| o/o / \. \ , / / ( __`;-;'__`) \\ `//'` `||` `\ _// || ; .-"-._,(__) .(__).-""-. ` / \ / \ ' \ / \ / ` `'-------` `--------'` ; ___ ___ / \____/ \ NO WOMAN / / __ \ \ / | .. | \ NO BALLS \___/| |\___/\ | |_| |_| \ | |/|__|\| \ | |__| |\ | |__| |_/ / \ | @ | | @ || @ | ' | |~~| || | HF 'ooo' 'ooo''ooo' HOS GOTTA EAT TOO !!!!! ____ ,-. / / /)))( , ) / ( c'a( \`' __/ _) ) _/ | \_/ (_ | / \`~\\ | LADY YOU CLEARLY STOLE THAT LINE (,,,) )) _j STRAIGHT OUT OF BOYZ N THE HOOD | /''((_/(_] \ \ `./ | / ,'\ \_ `.| / / `._\ \ / /,,, ,,,,\ _.-.. /__|= =\__\=\ ,'9 )\)`-.,.--. /'''',,,, '``` \ `-.| `. / =|_|= \ \, , \) `-._ '``` ___.-' `. )._\ (\ |(/`--....--'\ \ vVv,,, |// `-,// |/ /\_\ ]|| //" ,,vV v,,,vVvVvv,VVVvv,v,Vw`-. \vvVvVv,,,vVwv,,/vVvVv,,vVvv ,,vhjWvv`-` , , _ _ \`.)\ _ _ __)\)`-) )'|//( ___ _.--' ___ `' <,',-\ /,-._ ,\|' `-._ `<_ /_( ( _ `-. <_` (.-_\/ _-. )\,' \ `.`_ ,| /O|:|O\ \/ \; . \ \< .';|/__/;\__\ | \.' \(\` / ; / .' | \ ; \-. / ; /__;__ / ; ,--.`.`.\ /.' /" ; "-. | |' ; `. /; ! ; `| | `. `. | \ O; O | ; ;. `. \ ,\ ; /\ / ; \ \ ,' `._;_.-' \ .' : \ ' / ),' ; \ | / ; \ >-. / ; | / | ; | __,-| | .- ; | ,-' /`. . \ _;_ ; |-. 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TIME TO READ A NEW KIND OF SCIENCE .~ \ AND BE IMPRESSED WITH HOW SMART STEPHEN _\/___________ WOLFRAM THINKS HE IS ( | |\ | | |___|_|_| / | __ | | \/ | OOOO | | ( ) ========()== | | / /\ \--;_| | / /| | |__/ /_____/ __/ | |-| / ~~ ) | | (( ~------..)/ | | | | | | / \_________|__/__ | \ \ | \__________ | | / / | / / | /___/ / /_/.. | / ~'- | ----.. ) | | ~~~ |____| |__| / '-----. |________/ -ABG ,-~~-.___. DAY 106. I KEEP TELLING CHARLIE HE'S TOO BIG / | ' \ FOR ME BUT DOES HE GET THE PICTURE OR EVEN USE ( ) 0 LUBRICATION ????? NO OF COURSE NOT SO GUESS WHO \_/-, ,----' GETS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL EVERY OTHER WEEK ==== // / \-'~; /~~~(O) / __/~| / | =( _____| (_________| Skydancer TIME TO LICK DICK IN HEAVEN !!!! ____ JUST LIKE ALL OTHER GOOD CHRISTIANS {} _ \ |__ \ / /_____\ / \o o)\)_______ (< ) /#######\ __{'~` }#########| / { _}_/########| / { / _|#/ )####| / \_~/ /_ \ |####| \______\/ \ | |####| \__________\|/#####| |__[X]_____/ \###/ /___________\ | |/ | |___/ |___/ _| /_| / (___,_(___,_) snd .wwwwwwww. .w" "WW" "w. ." /\ /\ ". |\ o o /| ONE!!!! \| ___\/___ |/ / \ \_v__v_/ / \ ONE MYSTERIOUS BRUISE / | \________/ | \ > \ WWWW / < A HA HA HA HA \ \ "" / / \ \ / / [THUNDER] AFTERLIFE AIDS dicks get sucked born +---+ +---+---+---+--- ---+---+---+---+ | | <---+--- | | | | ... | | | | <---+ +---+ | +---+---+---+--- ---+---+---+---+ | | | +------------------------------------------------+ NOTE: IF YOU SUCK TOO MANY GODDAMN DICKS DURING YOUR LIFE YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BE REBORN A COCKSUCKER _.--._ .-"|~~"-. ../" __.-`\boo.. 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I STARTED THIS GANGSTA SHIT / .--. | AND THIS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET \/ / / |_/ `\/|/ _(_) / ___ /|_.--' `. . \ `--' .---. \ /| ) ` \ //| | __ __ | '/|| |/ \ / \ / || || | | \ \ | \| | | / | __\@/ |@ | ___ \--' ( /' `--' __)| __> ( . .--' &"\ / `--|_/--' & | | #. | | q# | \ ,ad#' `.________.ad####' `#####""""""'' `?" ? "& "#ba" ~ ~ ' ` (O) ~ H ' ~ H AND WHOMEVER SHALL PULL THE ` ____hHh____ ENCHANTED SWORD FROM THE ~ `---------' ~ STONED SHALL ` | | | ' | | | OH CRAP IT FELL OUT | | | | | | HOLD ON HOLD ON | | | | | | OKAY IT'S BROKEN | | | | | | I NEED A RIDE TO HOME DEPOT _____;~~~~~:____ AND WHITE CASTLE THEN __' \ / \ | I SAID I NEED A RIDE | _\\_ | |\ | \\ | | | ___ __ / __ | | | _/ \ /__\ |_____/__\____|_________|__\ /__\___\ _.--"""""--._ .' '. / \ ; ; | | | | ; ; \ (`'--, ,--'`) / LET'S START A PETITION TO \ \ _ ) ( _ / / BRING BACK STAR TREK: WHATEVER ) )(')/ \(')( ( (_ `""` /\ `""` _) / \`"-, / \ ,-"`/ / `\ / `""` \ /` / |/\/\/\/\/\| / |\ /| _____/ ; |/\/\/\| ; \`-`--`-`/ \ / jgs ',__,' q__p q__p q__p q__p OKAY PEOPLE SERIOUSLY, FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE: _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / / \ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / / \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SUCK COCK ."". ."", IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR | | / / I'D BE A JERKOFFINACUPOSAURUS | | / / | | / / | |/ ;-._ } ` _/ / ; | /` ) / / | / /_/\_/\ |/ / | ( ' \ '- | \ `. / | | jgs | | / /__,-, ,/_o,__( ===H==== | T| | THEY DON'T CALL ME THE KEY TINKLER FOR NOTHING !!!!! / /__,-, ,/_o,__( ===H==== . .| _T|_, | ., . OH JESUS GOD HELP ME MOP PLZ .-----. / `\ _|_ | / \ | '===' | . ' . | . : ' . | '. | . ' . | .-"""-. | / \___ \ | |/` \| | ( a a ) | | _\ | | )\ = / | _.-' '---; | /` `-. | | \ | THANK YOU VERY MUCH | | . & . \ | APACHE AND OPENSSH \ / & | ; | | | | ; | | /\ / | | \ \ ) -:- /\ \ | `. `-. -:- | \ \_| '-. `-. ( './\`\ / `'-. `\ | \/_/ | \ | | | | /'-\ / | \ \ | | | \ )_/\ | | \ \| | \ \ | '. | | / / | / .'; | /` / | | / / | | jgs | .' \ | | / \ ) | | \ \ / '-.._ | '.ooO\__._.Ooo | () __ ///\ () _./////_ _ .-' __'-. //\ SUCK () / (o) \\ === \//// A } // `` -=fag FUCKING `\ ---. /\\\\ DICK '\'.`/_____.;' '-' `-` `\/ )\ _ .--._ ,' `\_.-~~/' `\ \'_ __ ( _ _ `\ (_) |__|/~ ~~=~\ )_____.---~~ \>\~-./' /' //=== /==( I'M THE 6X6X6 ( /' __\ ( __\) COLOR CUBE ( /~\( o |_o_( (( ( _____) / \\_/ , ) / \ `\ ~-.._ / _____/ ._)/ \ / `/ \ ./ Ts97 / `~/~' / / '~~-.__./ I AM THE GOD OF POO _ WORSHIP ME OR I WILL SMEAR YOU WITH POO .~q`, {__, \ (HENCE THE NAME) \' \ \ \ \ \ \ `._ __.__ \ ~-._ _.==~~ ~~--.._ \ ' ~-. \ _- -_ `. \ / } .- . \ `. | / } ( ; \ `| / / ( : '\ \ | / | / \ | /`-.______.\ |^-. \ | |/ ( | `. \_ | || ~\ \ '._ `-.. | |/ _\ \ ~-.____ .o'___/ .o______} rm , / \ { } p ! ; : ; I'M 2 FLY | : | | : | l ; l NOTE: NOT 2-PLY l ; l I ; I I ; I I ; I I ; I d | b H | H H | H H I H ,;, H I H ,;, ;H@H; ;_H_;, ;H@H; `\Y/d_,;|4H@HK|;,_b\Y/' '\;MMMMM$@@@$MMMMM;/' "~~~*;!8@8!;*~~~" ;888; ;888; ;888; ;888; d8@8b O8@8O T808T `~` EJ SERIOUSLY I'LL BET ASIA CARRERA ISN'T EVEN HER REAL NAME _..._ / .' '. / _ / .-""-\ _/ \ .-| /:. | | | | \ |:. /.-'-./ | .-'-;:__.' =/ .'= *=|NASA _.=' / _. | ; ;-.-'| \ | / | \ _\ _\ \__/'._;. ==' ==\ \ \ | / / / /-._/-._/ jgs \ `\ \ `-._/._/ _ _ /\.--/\ NUGGGGGGGGH \_ _ \//\ __/o o` | MUST STICK WANG IN HONEYPOTS (/ | \__, / __\-' / .-'``\ /`"-=.-="`) /` _.-.' \ \_." ,`-._ / /_\ / /-.._/ | | / / | ,| '.__.' | _ / \ .-"". / / \/ /`-._| |` \ \ / \ | \ / \ | '-' `. | .-"` \ jgs \__,.-'` __ __ __ II / \/ \ /__\ II \ / I I II \ / I II II \ / I II II \/ / \ II \__/_/ WHAT IS THAT DIRECT OBJECT OH MY GOD - _.---. I'M KNOWN AS A - (%/==.``| "NONTRADITIONAL" WITCH - `\\( <@_\ AMONG MY COLLEAGUES \` { -- .-' (`--' - .' \ .-' | | | / \ \ \ -- - | `---:.`.\ _________._> \\_\\__.--------. - /) / `- . |)_) \ )) | .-' / ) - |) \ .' ) |/ \ / : ) )_____________`-. .-'__________ / ' /\>-' ( < `--------' ' - ( < |\_) ' |\_) __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ IS IT JUST ME OR WAS / \ | :: \ TRINI TOTALLY HOT ????? / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` / ( / 0 _ 0 \ \/ \_/ \/ -== '.' | '.' ==- /\ '-^-' /\ \ _ _ / .-`-((\o/))-`-. _ / //^\\ \ _ ."o".( , .:::. , )."o". |o o\\ \:::::/ //o o| \ \\ |:::::| // / \ \\__/:::::\__// / \ .:.\ `':::'` /.:. / \':: |_ _| ::'/ jgs `---` `"""""` `---` .=""=. ALSO VIKKI OF THE BLOODHOUND GANG !!!! / _ _ \ HOT HOT HOT PEOPLE | d b | \ /\ / , ,/'-=\/=-'\, |\ /\/ \/| ,_ / / \ \ ; \/` '; , \_', | / \ | \ / \/ \ / \/ '. .' /`. 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FINALLY ON DECEMBER 13, 2000 OSCAR RAPED AND KILLED A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. THEN BIG BIRD AND SNUFFLEUPPAGUS GANGED UP ON HIM AND SHANKED HIM PROPER LIKE IN THE YARD. .... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE % ^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH L THING AS BISEXUAL "F3 $r $$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY "$$$$$" " .$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN . $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY ."c $$$ .$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH 4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY $$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r $$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY $$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$ *$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN *$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED "$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND "$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE "" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER $$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY .ee. $$$$$$$$$ *$$$$$ 4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE $$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE 3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT $$$$ cP" ^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT ^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES JP" e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED d$ %z. 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YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP POKING AND SHOVING _ jgs ./ | _________________ / / / __________ //\_ /' / | (__________) ||.' `-.________________________ / / | __________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` / \ \__(__________)__\\/ | `\ | | ___________________ | |___________________...-------'''- - - =- - = - = `. /| | \- = = - -= - = - =- = - =| ( | | |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =| \| |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -| | | ```-------...___________________.' |________| \ / _ | | ,,,,,,, /=\ ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `--------' ` THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR HEARTFELT SORROW TO THE CREW AND FAMILIES OF THE COLUMBIA SPACE SHUTTLE IF WE MAY TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXAMINE THE CURRENT MANNED SPACEFLIGHT DEATH SCORECARD: USA: 17 FORMER SOVIET UNION: HUNDREDS CHINA: HUNDREDS SO HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND LET'S KEEP GOING HERE PEOPLE .=~~~~~~~=. {:.. } \::._:._.:. / `~| O |~` .'`~~~~~~~`'. / o o \ : )(_)( ; \ '.___.' / `.,__`=' _,.' jgs /__\V/__\ /\\ / / \ \/`\/ I KEEP A DIARY YOU KNOW !!! EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED I WRITE AN ENTRY DETAILING EACH OF MY GOLD BOX OFFERS !!! THIS WAY I'LL NEVER EVER FORGET ___________________________________ |.-.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-.| I LOVED THAT MOVIE WITH THE ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| TWIN PEAKS GUY WHO WAS ALSO ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| IN THE HIDDEN WHERE HE WAS ||_|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|| INHABITED BY AN ALIEN ???? [_>_______________________________<_] ||"|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"|| NOT THE BAD ALIEN THE GOOD || | | | | | | | | | | | || ONE AND ALSO IVANOVA FROM ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| BABYLON 5 PLAYED A HOOKER ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| (WHAT A NATURAL ROLE THAT ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| WAS) ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| ANYWAY THAT FIRST MOVIE WAS ||(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)(_)|| GREAT BECAUSE IT TAUGHT US |'-'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'--'-'| ALL A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT jgs `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` OUR INHERENT DEPENDENCE ON TECHNOLOGY AND IF IT WERE TO FAIL ON US AT ANY TIME WE'D RAPIDLY DEGENERATE INTO CHAOS AND ANARCHY AND HOW THE TITLE WAS ACTUALLY INSPIRED BY THE FIRST CONNECTIONS EPISODE WHERE JAMES BURKE TALKED ABOUT THE FAILURE OF A SWITCH THAT CAUSED A BLACKOUT IN THE 1970S AND NOBODY REALLY REALIZED THE ENORMITY OF THE SITUATION AND IN THE MOVIE THE WHOLE WHILE WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT THE CAUSE OF THE POWER FAILURE WAS BUT THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE WE SEE IMAGES OF NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS SYMBOLIZING SIMULTANEOUSLY THE TREMENDOUS POWER OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY AS WELL AS ITS TOTAL IMPOTENCE OH FUCK I THOUGHT YOU SAID "THE TRIGGER EFFECT" __ /\ I AM A CREATURE THAT WAS < `, - - . NEVER INTENDED TO BE __`/ _ _ \ .' / / v \ \ DESTROY ME FOR I AM ` -| | | | ' AN ABERRATION <_`| \,`./ ` > ---==-- AND AN INSULT TO GOD | | (_) / \` / _ _\ \`.__(_ )____/__) pm I'M COLLECTING THE DUMB TAX / / ,---') ( -_-( ) .__/ ) _/ _/_( / _.---._ (__/ _ _) ,-._ / o \ //)__(\/,-` |_| O o o O| _\\///==o=\' |O o o O | `-' \ / \O o o/ )___\ `'-.-\\ / ,\ \ ____)_(____ / / \ \ '--..---,,--' /() >() \\_// gnv |\_\ |\_\ /,-.\ \\\ NFL / NFL / NFL (oO) /C \ EVIDENTLY THERE WAS SOME SORT OF VERY LARGE MAJOR LEAGUE /__/\\ FOOTBALL INCIDENT RECENTLY ALMOST LIKE THE WORLD SERIES \\__// OF FOOTBALL IF YOU WILL __> U<__ _\/_ MY MONEY'S ON THE KNICKERBOCKERS _____,,,\//,,\\,/, /-- --- --- ----- ///--- --- -- - ---- o////- ---- --- -- !!//o/--- -- -- o*) !///,~,,\\,\/,,/,//,, o!*!o'(\ /\ | ! o ",) \/\ /\ / \/\ o !o! !!| \/ \/ / ( * ( o!'; |\ ` / o o ! * !` | \ , \ o | o 'o| | : ` / * o !*!': |[| , / (o''| `| : , / ! *|'` \|, \ ' !o!':\ \` \ ( ('| '\ `--------/ !*!' '`---------/ o ! * ! ' ` / !o!' ' ` / ( !'( ' ` \ ////\\\,,\///,,,,\,/oO._* o !*!' ' \ ---- -- ------- - -oO*OoOo (o''| ' / -------- ------ 'oO*OoO!*|'o!! ' \ ------- -- - ---- --* oO*OoO *!'| ' ' / --- - ----- ---- - oO*OoO!!':o!' / - - ----- - -- - *--oO*OoOo!`_________/ \\\\\,,,\\,//////,\,,\\\/,,,\,,ejm/AMC THIS SCENE IS TRULY MURTURVITURGICAL ,.,. PERSONALLY I THINK STEVEN SPIELBERG'S A.I. AS ((((^)) A MOVIE WAS TOO SHORT d e_# b \._./ MAYBE THEY COULD HAVE AN EXTRA PORTION GRAFTED ,---i`-'i---. ON THAT MADE THE MOVIE GO ON LONGER EVEN THOUGH / | `-' | \ THERE WERE AT LEAST THREE DISTINCT POINTS WHERE |__| |__| IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED IN THE ORIGINAL FORUMULATION \ | | | \ \______ | | OKAY IT'S DONE WAIT NO \/ ) \|| \ |- | |'//\ OKAY IT'S DONE WAIT NO WHAT THE FUCK |___|___| | | | OKAY IT'S DONE WAIT NO WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE ( | ) FOR THIS {_ |__| (__|__} OKAY IT'S DONE (BURNING DVD, RETURNING IT TO _>= | =<_ BLOCKBUSTER ANYWAY AS PROTEST) hjw (__._|_.__) +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | $* *8* | | 88 $* "*8" . | | 88 88 $* *8* 8 *, | | 88 88 88 "*8 * "*8* | | 88 88 88 *8 * "*8 * , | | *$ 88 88 " *8" . "*8* | | *$ 88 .-888-. 8 * , | | *$ .888red888. "*8* | | ,888888.*;;*. | | 888888*;;;;;` | | 888888*;;;;;j | | `*00*";;;;;.' | | *8* `;;;blue;;' $* | | "*8 * `-;;;-' 88 $* | | *8* "*8 *, "* 88 $* | | "*8" . "*8* *. "* 88 | | *8 * 8 * , 88 *. "* | | " *8 * "*8* *$ 88 *. | | "*8 * , *$ 88 | | "*8* *$ leejj | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ I HAVE PINKEYE COME ON SWEETY PLEASE COME BACK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE STARS ABOVE I WILL MAKE YOU BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE ENTIRELY NAKED IN BED I WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING!!! I KNOW MY PENIS IS SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER THAN YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND'S BUT I DO HAVE THAT LOVELY PIERCING!!! WHAT'S THIS A RESTRAINING ORDER 200 FEET??? YOU FLIRT!!! _.-. .-.' ; ; .' ; / / _.' / / / .-"/ / / / /.-( .----,/ \ )( : bug ; :\(""TP"T __ / : ` ._-: _ .' ""y : ___:_ __ )l / / : `. " `y\ / :_____ : _.._/ : ; `./ /.: `.--.--' .^" .: :"-. / \/ l :--/ `..-" ; : """ \ / -;-' \ : .' ; : \ .' / ; :.__.' / : : /\ ; ; / \ / : .' `. .' \ ( ' `. \ `. ; `. ; )--....--' "-. .-" `. .-" ____ `. `. _,--"" ""--. `. `. \ "-. \ l--""7 :--""7 .--"""T "T""`--. / __ | | __ \ _,---. (/_/)))) _____ I REALIZE WHEN I'M RAPED WITH A SPATULA \c e_e) . I'M AS MUCH TO BLAME FOR THE EVENT AS \ = ) _| THE SPATULA ,-` -(_ |o| / `-'\\ |#{) /__| ._ _)y / < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| | | / | |\ |_______| \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw ( ).---.( ) I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU !!! ./.="'"=.\. NO IT'S NOT RAPE AGAIN !! |=. .=| WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ??? |_ 0 0 _| .` .---. '. HA HA I'M LYING, IT'S TOTALLY RAPE : `---' : `._ '---' _.' _:-----:._ /={ }=_\ /_.{ }-_=\ |=|{ }=|-| |=|{ }-|=| \|{ }_|/ |{ } | |{ }=| |{ } =\ |`. .'=|`\ jgs |_=`|'`=_|`\`\ .'`. __|_=_|=___| `\`\_/./`' (((__(((_____) `.__/ ,====,,'''',,, _____________________________________ _______||__||_______ ''', /' | | | |y.a.s.| | | ; /' Name: ______ABUDLLA_J._BADGUY______ | | | | | | | ; / o | | | | ___|_|__ | '''\ Address: ____SOME_CROWDED_AREA_____ | | | | |ISRAEL| | `\ | | | | """|"|"" | `\.____________________________________| |dcau|_|______|_|____| _ /;:`. ______ _,-'._,' _,--''' `'-._,-'_,-' `' ,' ` - .,_ __,-' ),-' ( __|-`' . _,'/ PLEASE REFER TO ME AS THE "RENEGADE `--...'___,..--' / GAMER" OR "RENEGAMER" IN THE FAMILIAR / _/,-'_,-' (`---'' _,-' |_,- `----''|_,--' jrei -' _,-' _ | | | | I'M A HOMOGNOMON | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | tQn ___| |___ / |_| \ \_________/ TRY JERKING OFF WITH ME ON JUST ONCE JUST TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TRY IT FILL ME WITH YOUR PROTEIN ALREADY _ _| |_ /~ ~\ /' `\ ( ) | (o ) (o ) | | | | \_ _/ | | ~~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | _| |_ (~\_ _/~) `\_ ~~-------~~ _/' Ts97 ~~---------~~ / // || \ \ \ \ \ /\ \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \/ \ \ /\ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ | \ \ \ \_____/| || \ejm_/ // / IF I HAD A SUBSCRIPTED ZERO I WOULD BE ALL MATHY AND REPRESENT A TRANSFINITE CARDINAL !!!! BUT WITHOUT IT I AM JUST ANOTHER JEWISH LETTER (SUCH AS YOU MIGHT FIND ON A DREIDEL OR IN A JEWISH NEWSPAPER) /\ AS PART OF A VAST WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRACY hjm / \ I COMMAND THEE: BEAT OFF UNTO ME /,--.\ /< () >\ IF I SAY "FNORD" AT THE END OF A SENTENCE / `--' \ DOES THAT MAKE ME REALLY FUNNY OR SOMEONE / \ WHO NEEDS TO GET FUCKING BEATEN TO NEAR / \ DEATH AND THEN RAPED WITH A BROOM /______________\ AS YOU CAN SEE THAT'S REALLY TWO JOKES IN ONE SO YOU REALLY GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH HERE _"_ % DEAR LADIES OF THE WORLD (< ? ` " LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY __||___ |\___//_\ IF YOU SPELL "WOMEN" WITH A Y ONE MORE TIME: (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ ELECTRIC CHAIR /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger _____ , ___)) AS A HOOKER I PREFER TO GET PUNCHED / | 6 6 IN THE FACE WITH ROLLS OF DIMES (___( _e RATHER THAN QUARTERS ____/ /_ / \ o\_/ \ DUE TO THEM BEING SMALLER AND ALL THINGS / /\' _ _)\ CONSIDERED LESS PAINFUL TO BE BEATEN WITH /_< )____/\_\ ___oo' ,ooooo,|_/ I'LL STIPULATE TO THE APPROPRIATENESS -//,-( / |=/ OF THE BEATINGS BUT THE SEVERITY IS A | \ \ WHOLE DIFFERENT MATTER \ \ )_______\ WELL I GUESS WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE / ) / ) IT'S A JUDGEMENT CALL / / ( | | / \ | OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWW _________ |/_______\|________. = = /( )\ b'ger /,/ 7 \\_ _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' THIS IS THE MOST FRIGHTENING ACRONYM EVER CONSTRUCTED IN HUMAN HISTORY NO NO IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP THE DIAMETER OF MY ANUS REALLY SHOULD BE WIDER THAN BOTH YOUR FISTS ADD THE NUMBERS AGAIN EGGHEAD I SIMPLY MUST FIND A WAY TO PROVE THIS ADMISSION: $2.95 _____________________ | _________________ | | | / | | | | /\ / | | | | /\ / \ / | | | | / \/ \/ | | | |/ JO | | | |_________________| | | __ __ __ __ __ __ | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | |__|__|__|__|__|__| | | ___ ___ ___ ___ | | | 7 | 8 | 9 | | + | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 4 | 5 | 6 | | - | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | | x | | | |___|___|___| |___| | | | . | 0 | = | | / | | | |___|___|___| |___| | |_____________________| , , I CAN'T BEAT OFF LEGALLY /(.-""-.)\ |\ \/ \/ /| I WOULD HIRE A LAWYER OR PERHAPS A | \ / =. .= \ / | SPECIAL INTEREST GROUP TO LOBBY ON \( \ o\/o / )/ MY BEHALF BUT I REALLY THINK IT'S A \_, '-/ \-' ,_/ POINTLESS EXERCISE AT THIS POINT / \__/ \ \ \__/\__/ / IT'S CLEAR SCALIA'S AGAINST ME SO ___\ \|--|/ /___ THE SUPREME COURT WOULD NEVER /` \ / `\ OVERTURN IT jgs / '----' \ _ | | _ ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | | | YEAH !!!!!!!!! METAL RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | _ _ | | | || || || | I'M 30 AND LIVE IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT AND | || || || | WORK AT THE GROCERY STORE AND/OR GAS | || _| || | STATION | |/ /_|| | | /()/ | |/ / \ | \ \ / ---------- Adam I GIVE REALLY GOOD BACKRUBS _____ .() .'() ( .--.) \ .---. / / / .' /.) ' \ .' )/ /-/ / .'() ((/> \ .' .---.( / (`./ .' .' (-./ \\\_// .' _____ ,-._. / <\// \`--\_/\ .' `-._ <,. \/> ,,== \> \/ .'.-' <\// \ | `---\ `--. `-._/>_/>/> ) `(__/ ( |-<____<\/ .-')-+'``'`'`\ `. _ __ __ _ \ \.-<\ )--------)/ / ///--\ )-' \> \> \>`' / )/ // /'`-----' `-. (___ `-._ _ ,( ) / ||-- \ / | ---\` goodwin //---' , , /////| NAHEO / DON'T LOSE YOUR INDIAN ///// | NAHEO / THAT'S WHAT HE SAID ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' I'M HERE TO AUDITION FOR THE PART OF BUKKAKE VICTIM NUMBER ONE NO I DIDN'T BRING MY OWN TOOTHBRUSH SORRY FROWNY FACE I'LL JUST CONCENTRATE MAINLY ON PASTING MY EYES SHUT IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE SIRS ,-\';__. ./ ( _\)_\\ // )(e (e( ) ( ` ( > // __\__/' __=/`\ /' ` ~/ ) ) | _ ,(_,_/ / /\ o ) o)\ / , \` - - \___ __/ /___\ |\____, \____________ __\ \_ __\ c '_____). \____ ______| ___`o=._ / _.-'\____ '\/_________| / | /_.-' _.-') ''' ' -.-/_ |___.-'_/ | | (_\_r \ | | q_| ` | | ||\ ' ' | `I \ | | \ \ | ' ) ' / / | / / / | ' , / / | ___________| / /_____________.____ b'ger______| / /___________________|_ Stef_______/(`(______________________| / | \ . .. | ,`._\ '-' COME / COME TO JAMAICA / _ /\----_--- / \\ / \ | \_ \___-_ / \ / | | | //| ( ||/ \__/ I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY DAUGHTER'S PANTIES IN THE MORNING _____ _____ // _/__ // _/__ // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / /| _// / /| _// / / // / / / // / / ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % %% % % %) / \ |- - - - - - | / `\.____/______________\____./'vk ---. .--- '. .' '.' / / / / YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO HEAR MY THOUGHTS ON / GLOBAL WARMING OR WORLD PEACE DO YOU ???? / / YOU JUST WANT ME TO MOW YOUR LAWN !!!!!! / .'. YOU ANIMALS .' \ .' | / .' \ / ..--/_________|.--. // '----------'// \\ ||'=:='=:='=:='||()|| \\_'--''--''--'\\__// `--' LGB `--` FUCK / ".----'`v'`----." \`----._.----'/ `.--.___.--.' hjw `-.___.-' COME ON YOU PANSIES I WANNA GO KILL ME SOME GOD DAMNED IRAQIS __o__ /\ | /\ ,__, \ /__\|/__\o/o / / , __(\ , , | `7 / \_ /) _.-' \\ _)\_/) | __||___, <----)_)---<< // ,-' _.---'\\ (/ (6\> |___// /_ /_\ ,_,_, / )\ // ,'_.--' \\ /` _ /\>/._\/\/__/\ | =/= / / / \_ // \\ / ,_//\ \>' , / ,/ / ) `0 / / /,__, \ // \\ \_('o | )> _)\_/) |\/ __\\_/ /o/o /- // , ,\\ `7 / / (/ (0\> , _/,/ /_'/ \j / o<\>>o _)\_/) \\,__\\_\' /` _ /\>_)\_/)|_|_/ __//___,____/_\ (/ (9\> \\_) | / / ,_//\ (/ (6\> )_/_// /_ /__\_/_/ /` _ /\> /\\\/_/ '\_(' | /` _ /\>/._\/\/__/ / ,_//\ \>' \_)/ \_| _/// ,_//\ \> _)_/ \_(' | )> x / _/ / _/ \\_('\|| )> x)_::\ ______, / \>_//( ( / /--.,/ +/ \>__// o /----.,/( )\\)) \' \| ) \| / / / ' \' \| )___/ \ \/ \\\\\ / +-/'-`"# , '.`"-'` / `--` '==; /\\ `'--'`\ _.'~~ / | \ `.,___,-} | | | ) { } \ \ (.--==---==-------=' o { } ",/` (_) (_) (_) (_) \ / / () o () () ^| \ () ( () o ; / `\ \ ; / } | ) \ / /` } / ,-' |=,_ | /,_ ,'/ | _,.-`/ `"=\ \\ \ | ."` \ | \ \`\ \ | | \ \ `\ \ `\ \ | | \ \ `\ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ \ \ \ \ \ | | ) \ \ \ ) \ jgs `) \ ^ww ) \ ^ww ^ww ^ww _,._ I HIDE MY PORNOGRAPH ,' ,`-. IN HERE / |\ `. ( ,-,-` ). `-._ __ \|\,' `\ /' `\ ` |, , / \ \ \ ___________________ `,_/`, /\,`-.__/`. .' | | | | '. | ` / / `-._ |___|_|___________|_|___| `-/' / `-. | |_| _ |_| _|_____,-/_ /' \ | |@| ( FH==( `| |` ),' `---. , ) | |U| " \..-`--..___|_,/ / / | | | | | | | |`,-,...,/ ,' | | | | | | \ | |_| / ,' __ r-'', | | | | | | |___|/ |, / __ /-'' `'`) | |Zot| | | |???| _,-' ||__\ /,-' / _,.--| ( |___|_|___________|_|___.-' ) `(_ / _,.-' ,-' _,/ `-------' `--'' `''' ,%/7\\` I HAVE CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME !!! (/// .\\) OTHERWISE KNOWN AS FUCKING LAZINESS !!!! (((( - ))) ((|)_*_/((( ANYWAY BUY ME JEWELRY ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ .--------------------------------. \\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\\ \\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\ \\\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\\ \\\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\\ \\\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \\ \\\___^___^___^___^___^___^___^___\\ \`--------------------------------' \______________________________/ VK I'M CONVINCED LUNAR ORBIT RENDEZVOUS IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GET TO THE MOON ___. THE DAY WHEN I FOUND SOME CONNECTIONS // \\ WAS THE DAY THE UNIVERSE CHANGED (( '' (ALTHOUGH I SHOULD POINT OUT IT WAS AFTER THE WARMING) \\__, /6 (%)\, (__/:";,;\--____----_ ;; :';,:';`;,';,;';`,`_ ;:,;;';';,;':,';';,-Y\ ;,;,;';';,;':;';'; Z/ / ;,';';,;';,;';;' / / |';/~~~~~\';;' ( K | | || | \_\ | | || | valkyrie \Z | | || | L_| LL_| LW/ LLW/ _ WELP !!!!!! _-' "'-, _-' | d$$b | MY WIFE DIED UNDER A SUSPICIOUS _-' | $$$$ | FIREARMS CLEANING ACCIDENT !!!! _-' | Y$$P | _-'| | | AGAIN !!!!! _-' _* | | _-' |_-" __--''\ / AT LEAST THE JURY FAILED TO _-' __--' __*--' INDICT THIS TIME !!! -' __-'' __--*__-"` | _--'' __--*"__-'` TIME TO BREAK OUT THAT FIREARMS |_--" .--=`"__-||" SAFETY CERTIFICATE AND GET ME | | |\\ || A NEW WIFE | .dUU | | \\ // | UUUU | _|___// | UUUU | | | UUUU | | [Matzec] | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUP' | | | ___^-"` ""' w w w w 0 w w w w ______A______ | | 0=| @ @ |=0 | /\ | | ~~ | \// |______O______| | | ~~~~~~~~ | ~~~~~~~~~~ HUHHHHHHHHHHH I'M A HANDJOB ROBOT WANT ME TO JERK YOU OFF ???? YES MASTER GHLAGHLGAHLGAHLAGG YOU FILTHY FUCKING PRICK YEAH YOU LIKE THIS DON'T YOU YOU LITTLE WHORE MMMMM YEAH TAKE THAT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO SAY THIS DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME OOOOH BOY JERKIN' YOU OFF MY NAME IS KIRARA AND I'M ARGUABLY CREEPIER EVEN THAN TRAN .-" "-. .-" "-. .--.-" "-. -".-" : __ "-. -" '-._ _.-:_ ""--.. "-. _-" "-._ "-. "-. :-:._ "=.-"""-. "-. : '-:._ _.-" "-. : "-. '-:| '. .-"; "-. "-. : .-".-" "-. "-._ .| .-".-" "-. ""--..-' | .-".-" "-._ .' .-".-" "-. ""--..-' .-".-" "-."-. .-".-" "-."-. .-".-" "-."-. .-".-" "-."-. .-".-" "-."-.__.-".-" GP "-.__.-" CLEARLY I SHOULD BE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR COMPUTER SO YOU CAN BEAT OFF WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND BECAUSE RIGHTIES ARE THE ONES CHOSEN BY GOD THE LEFTIES WILL BE UP AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMESDUDE AWP SUCKS !!!!!!! AWP WHORE !!!!!!!!!!! BET YOU CAN'T USE ANYTHING ELSE !!!!!!!!!!! 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ABOUT MY POLITICAL VIEWS UNTIL I GET / __) __` \ BOOED OFF STAGE ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( THEN TAKEN OUTSIDE AND SEVERELY BEATEN /' )-._.' . \ ___ WITH THE TROPHY ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` THEN FINALLY TAKEN TO COURT BY A '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ COALITION OF CONCERNED CITIZENS AND / / \ `/,-' ) FORCED TO BATHE REGULARLY ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) HURRRRRRR CREME CAKES \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / Ojo/VK/FS/ejm _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARTLET | ,-------------. | TO PRESIDENT BUSH !!!! | | .---------. | | | | | | | | "I'M JUST A FUCKING ACTOR AND | | | | | | SHOULD SHUT MY GODDAMN YAP" | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `---------' | | | `---------------' | | _ GAME BOY | | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. 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"\\"":--\ `-.__ ` . `. \\':: \ _-"__`--.__ ` . `. _,--..- \\ :: \_-":)( ""-._ ` `.-'' \\`:`-":::/ \\ . . `-. : LET'S HOPE THEY DON'T :\\:::::::' \\ ` . `. : MAKE SEQUELS WHERE :\\:':':' . \\ `, : : THEY BOTH ANNOUNCE : \\ . \\ . `. : TO THE WORLD ABOUT __`:\\ . \\ . ` ,' ,: : HOW GAY THEY ARE _,---"" : \\ ' \\ . :-" AND KISS AND STUFF ,-"" : \\: . : \\ ` ' ,' ' : : \ . \\ . _,' : . ' : :` `,-' ,--' : : : ,'-._,' ,-' _: : :8: ,--' :dd`-._,'-._.__-""' ,' ,----' _.----' THE ORIGINAL AUTHORS __..--"" BEING OF COURSE GILBERT AND SULLIVAN "" HEY GUYS LET'S FORM A BAND!!! I CAN SORTA PLAY THE GUITAR AND MY FRIEND CARMEN SAYS HE CAN PLAY THE DRUMS, ALSO I'M LETTING SKYE FROM FOURTH PERIOD PLAY BASS BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE IN THE REAL WORLD KIDS LIKE YOU GET THROWN INTO DUMPSTERS / DOWN HILLS OR ARRESTED, IT'S REALLY OUR CONCERN NOT YOURS ____ .-'"" ""`-. .-' `-. ,' `. ,' \/o|)|)o _ (~| o|)|)|_|. / / || | |}_ _)|<|| | _| \ / _____ _ _ \ ; AND ' /o |_)|_) _ __ _ : : THE / / | | | (/_ | _> : | /____---' | : \ : : \\ ; \ ,--\\ / .----------. \ /' \ / |\.---------. ` / .---. .--. __.".__ | |*** *** | ,; .---. | .--._| --._.-- |\:""""""""": ----- // | | | `-,' `. | ----MJP | |.-------.|-- | | | : ; | | ||Marshal|| (#==-. /_\ \---/ '. .' /_\ .-==#) | || || | / \[ ] ]`.__.'[ / \ | \||_______|| | | `---------' | | | | | | | | | | .-^-. .-^-. `-' `-' _____________________________________________________________ | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS ^^^^^^^^\ | | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS | | | | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS |_ __ | | | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN TOILETS (.(. ) | | | I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANONYMOUS MEN IN _ (_ ) | | \\ /___/' / | | _\\_ \ | | | (( ) /====| | | \ <.__._- \ | |___________________________________________ ( > \( \( |/ |/ /_(/_( /_( /_( mic+dwb _______ ..-'` ````---. .' ___ .'````.'SS'. / ..-SS####'. /SSHH##'. | .'SSSHHHH##|/#/#HH#H####'. / .'SSHHHHH####/||#/: \SHH#####\ / /SSHHHHH#####/!||;`___|SSHH###\ -..__ /SSSHHH######. \SSSHH###\ `.'-.''--._SHHH#####.' 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I'M A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD TWAT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT PLATINUM IS FOR STRAIGHTS AND COBALT IS FOR BENTS _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | | | .---------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `---------' | | | `---------------' | | _ GAME BOY | | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | hjw | _ _ B | `97 | // // | | // // \\\\\\ | | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," I'M PRETTY SURE MY PROTESTS WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE ___ __.._ OR AT LEAST GET ME IN A FIST FIGHT .-" `"""" `-. / `-. / : _ `._ / |\ \ / \ \F 7 / / | /.__...-\ \-`. oo .' .' \ < ,/`-. `. `.__J \__7 /__7 `--' \__7 fsc , /:\ FOR THE RECORD I HATED YOU IN SNEAKERS >:< >:< PLUS I THOUGHT YOUR ACTING AS THE YOUNG >:< INDIANA JONES WAS DECIDEDLY SUBSTANDARD ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ \\/ \// # # jgs " " I JUST REALIZED THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY LEFT FOR POOR ME . . > < , > < . ' ' . . __.--._ > < . .' L `.--._ ' > < `/ c '` \ `. ' : ; `. ` , | ; \ /`. | ' / \ . ' / -.\ \ ^ ;/ _ \ > < : \`.:/ \| `.| ; ' | :'' ' ; | | |`. _/_ ; [bug] : : `-._____/ `. / \ | :/ , V\ /"\ __.--; _ : `./ / ; ; : |\_/ | \L _..--. `.L.' |`. __ | | ;`. ; _ \\' `. /`+'.'`. | | | | \CT_; `-. 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'-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | I HOPE YOU FUCKERS \`-' . | REALIZE HOW PAINFUL |_.-'-._| AND HUMILIATING THIS \ _'_ / IS |; -:- | || -.- \ YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS |; .\ / `'\'`\-; ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; `;\ `.-'-; | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | TAF | '-=====-' HEY LOOK! IT'S BART SIMPSON ON THE RUN FROM NAMBLA THIS IS NOT THE BEST NES GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED o '-|-. /\ _____ ("\\ \ | | \ \ | : \") | : | \ | \ | \ | '. | '. |lka ''._ ____|_________________'-..________________ ,,,,, (((( )) ((( a a __ ((( v ) (__\ ) (-'_____.-, \\ // ))--------' \\ //) / \\______//'~| `-----//-. | IF YOU SQUINT .'; `|| I'M A SWASTIKA ~` || || || || ||_ _________________\__)_______________ //----------------------------------\\ jgs __...----.. YOU GODDAMN LIBERALS .-' `-. / .---.._ \ COULD YOU PEOPLE STOP | | \ \ | DIVERTING VALUABLE `. | | | | _____ RESOURCES IN ORDER TO ` ' | | / _.-` `. ORGANIZE GROUP HUGS, \ | .'| //'''.' \ CANDLELIGHT BULLSHIT `---'_(`.||.`.`.' _.`.'''-. \ _(`'. `.`.`'.-' \\ \ \ THAT LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING (' .' `-._.- / \\ \ | CAN BE HAMMERED INTO METAL './ `-._ .-| \\ || SHEETING TO PROTECT OUR ('.\ | | 0') ('0 __.--. \`----'/ SOLDIERS _.--('..| `-- .' .-. `. `--..' IN THE _..--..._ _.-' ('.:| . / ` 0 ` \ FIELD .' .-' `..' | / .^. | / .' \ ' . `._ .'| `. \`...____.----._.' .'.'| . \ | |_||_||__| // \ | _.-'| |_ `. \ || | | /\ \_| _ _ | || | /. . ' `.`.| || || || / ' ' | . | `.`---'/ .' `. | .' .'`. \ .' / `...' .' \ \ .'.' `---\ '.-' | )/\ / /)/ .| \ `. `.\ \ )/ \( / \ | \ | `. `-. )/ ) | | __ \ \.-` \ | /| ) .-. //' `-| \ _ / / _| | `-'.-.\ || `. )_.--' ) \ '-. / '| ''.__.-`\ | / `-\ '._|--' \ `. \ _\ / `---. 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'-._____.-' |_|_| \_|||;;_/ \d|||||;:b/ I ASK THAT YOU PLEASE UNSQUEEZE \d||#H#|;::b/ BECAUSE OF THE OXYGEN FACTOR WE DISCUSSED ._H||#H#|||;::H_. ._H||#H#|||;::H_. ._H||#H#|||;::H_. ._?|||#||||;::P_. ._H|||||||;:H_. ._?||||||;::P_. ._H|||||;:H_. ._H|||||;:H_. .=================. |_________________| | | | | | | | | | | |_________| ___ | ~~--. |%=@%%/ |o%%%/ I THINK IT'S TIME TO DECLARE MY LOVE __ |%%o/ FOR THIS COUNTRY BY ORDERING A FREEDOM PIZZA _,--~~ | |(_/ ._ ,/' m%%%%| |o/ / `\. /' m%%o(_)%| |/ /o%%m `\ /' %%@=%o%%%o| /(_)o%%% `\ / %o%%%%%=@%%| /%%o%%@=%% \ | (_)%(_)%%o%%| /%%%=@(_)%%% | | %%o%%%%o%%%(_|/%o%%o%%%%o%%% | | %%o%(_)%%%%%o%(_)%%%o%%o%o%% | | (_)%%=@%(_)%o%o%%(_)%o(_)% | \ ~%%o%%%%%o%o%=@%%o%%@%%o%~ / \. ~o%%(_)%%%o%(_)%%(_)o~ ,/ \_ ~o%=@%(_)%o%%(_)%~ _/ `\_~~o%%%o%%%%%~~_/' `--..____,,--' CD MY DAD SPANKS ME IN PUBLIC I MEAN I DESERVE IT BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT / | | _.-7 |\.-.| ( ,(_ | a a| \\ \, ) ["|| _.--' \ \\ .-' '-''-..____.-' ___) )\ F _/-``-.__;-.-.--`--' . .' \_L_ | l {~~} ,_\ '.'. ` __.' )\ ( -.;___,; | '- _ :__.'( / | -.__ _/_.'.-' '-._ .' \\ | .' | -- _ '\, | \ /--,--{ . 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AsH `"----"' `"----"' WHO FRAMED MY BALLS FRANK BURNS EATS WORMS \. ./ \\ // \\ // \`-'/ CJ `-' I'M AN ARCHAEOPTERYX, THE FIRST TRUE BIRD AND RIGHT AFTER I LAND I'M GETTING A MARS BAR / .---. / / \ ) o \ /,- \ \)_ V )/) \_) \ ( , \ \ -_(-__ \ / \ | ,-/ `--' \ | / \ | | ) \| \ ,,,l` `. \ \ ( ( \ ) \ \ \ l `-\_/ \ \ ! // `. `-_ \ ) //_-//\ ( \ _-_// `-( ) / `-( `\ `, \ / ( ( BP `-.; ` , __ ,__(^) / (^) I SURE HOPE THERE'S GOING TO BE / \~`/ _`~` A BLUES BROTHERS 2003 OR POSSIBLY _(^) |/_/,\`, EVEN A BLUES BROTHERS 2004 ,/ `~\ ,|/ \ (^) (^) ,\ | (^)`~` `~` \|` `~` ,|/lc WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOHN GOODMAN'S GAY ~"^"~"^"~ , // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// / /, // ,/, /, // ,/, /, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, ,/, // ,/ /, //, /,/ /, /,.-' '-. ,// ////, // ,/,/, // /// , ,/,/ \ // ,,///, // ,/,/, // , ,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// /// /,,/,/, ///, // / // | O , // ,/, //, ///, // ,/ ,/ ,, J\/|\_ |+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` | /,/ | || ,)// |\/-\|| ||| |\] . / /,, /| . , ///, . /, // ,//, / , / ejm \ \ ). //, ,( ,/,/, // ,/, THESE ARE THE LARGEST RAINDROPS I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY CHRIST THAT'S NOT RAIN GOD IS PISSING ON ME I NEVER SHOULD HAVE IGNORED THAT ROMANS 1 THING %%%% %%%%-( _%%%%%_/ \ ' / _%%%%%%%% - (_) - _%%%%%%%/ \% / , \ %%%%%%%%%\\ \_ %%%%%% \ \\ ) /\_/ /(___. \ '----' ( / ) ---....____/ (_____ __ _ ___ ___ __ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ / )---...___ =-= = -_= -=_= _-=_-_ -=- =-_ ,' ( ```--.._= -_= -_= _-=- -_= _=- ,-' ) ``--._=-_ =-=_-= _-= _ '-._ '-..___( ``-._=_-=_- =_-= ``---....__) `-._-=_-_=- )|)| `-._=-_ gnv '-'-.\_ `-. I KNOW THAT THROUGH ALL THE STRUGGLE THERE'S A BRIGHT ROAD AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW WHATEVER YOUR DILEMMA MAY BE YOU'LL LEARN LIFE IS WORTH IT WATCH THE TABLES TURN _____ I'LL MAKE OUTRAGEOUSLY RACIST ((( `\ REMARKS WHILE HIDING BEHIND THIS , ,`\ ) LARGE-BREASTED TOOTHPICK THIN (^ ) ) PERSONA!!! ~-( ) _'((,,,))) THE PERFECT COVER FOR AN ,-' \_/ `\ UNSTOPPABLE EATING MACHINE ( , | WITH GROSS "FRIED EGG" TITS `-.-'`-.-'/|_| \ / | | MMM HOMPH ARBY'S AND ASCII ART =()=: / ,' ua I'M A WIFE-BEATER'S DREAM COME TRUE! HEHEHE! YAP YAP WE'RE YOUR GARDEN-VARIETY DUMB DYKES THE PRESIDENT IS A BUTTHEAD!!!! HEHE OKAY I'M SORRY FOR WHAT WE JUST SAID IN FACT WE DIDN'T SAY IT WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING WE LOVE OUR PRESIDENT I THINK SOCIALISM CAN WORK IF WE ALL HOLD HANDS AND REALLY TRY -. . _____ ',' , ,' ,' ', ', ,' ,' | | \ \ | | \ /^\ \ ,' ,' \ \ ,' ,' / ~-.___\.-' ,' / .______.- ~ \ / /' \ \ \./ \/' I WAS BORN ADDICTED _.~._ TO CRACK AND ,~'.~@~.`~. BARBITURATES / : _..._ : \ { :,"''))`".: } 'C) 9 _ 9 (-'.._,-"7o-.__ ( )(@)( ) /o `. `-.___.-' `-._ / \ \ / `-' ;`-._,-. CAN I WATCH SPONGEBOB y `---t.,-. \_____ ,' /---.__\ _( \--------' _,\ ,' `-.__.--' `. \_____ '///,-`-' `-------' hjw . . * . Ojosh!ro '98 + / .'`-. . . /| .'`-. `-. .-""""-. + . * / !' `-. / / 0 . \ . /`/`-. / / | ( ) | `/ _ `-.-` / . \ . o / ___Z__// - /\_____/`-.__.-' . * / // - / / . ~-._ // -.-`-./`-,/ . + + / ~ `-.-'/ `-./ * ' '/ / . * . * WHOSE TURN IS IT TO STIR THE CRYO TANKS __________ | | |________| | | .-' '-. .-' .---. '-. .-' .'.--. '. 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STAND IN AWE !!!!!! ____ / __ \ / / _` | | | (_| | \ \__,_| \____/ (LONG PAUSE) I STAND CORRECTED <\ /> \\ .-. // \\_/___\_// .-/\\ //\-. ( / )`-.-'( \ ) _____Y_.' `._Y______ -----.-. .-.------ J \ / F VK ( \ ).-"-.( / ) `-\//_____\\/-' // \ / \\ // `-' \\ WHAT IF I DON'T *WANT* ESTONIA IN NATOCAREFUL BABY JESUS I THINK THAT COW MIGHT BE JEWISH IF HE TRIES ANYTHING JUST FORCE HIM TO EAT HIMSELF WAIT THAT'S HINDU WHATEVER THEY'RE BOTH JUST CODENAME FOR TERRORISTS _,-,_ ((()))) )(e e)( (| - |) _)(\_/)(_ _._.--''--/` \ / `\ ,-`\ \ _/ ^ \ / a`-.| ,====, ,-'~~'-,_ _,--''--,_ ( |\a \ ((`. .)) 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MY MOUSE SUCKS !!!! IF THIS WERE IN REAL LIFE (IRL) I'D WIN EASILY !!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ONLY GOOD BECAUSE YOU PLAY A LOT AND HAVE NO LIFE !!!!!! CAN I BE ADMIN __)), PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO BRING //_ _) BACK FUTURAMA ( "\" \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | AND OTHER SUCH CRAPPY | / | TELEVISION SHOWS THAT DESERVED | / \ | TO BE CANCELLED / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, # # # QUESTION 5.4.7: # # # # --------------- # # # # # # Q. WHY DOES THE HOLODECK # # # # HAVE THE ABILITY TO FOOL # # GEORDI'S VISOR, WHICH # # # # CAN VIEW FREQUENCIES NOT # # # # VISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE? # # # # # # # # # # # # A. REMEMBER TO SLIT *DOWN* # # # # # # # # THE VEIN AND NOT ACROSS # # ## Dana'97 # # /^\ /^\ | \ / | I'M WONDERING WHEN THE SWELLING WILL GO DOWN ||\ \../ /|| )' `( / ,;`w, ,w';, / ;, ) __ ( ,; ; \(\/)/ ;; ;| |vwwv| ``-... ; `lwwl' ; ```''-. ;| ; `""' ; ; `. ; , , , | ' ; ; l . | | ; , , |,-,._| \; ; ; `' ; ' \ `\ \; | | | | | | |; | ; ; | \ \ (; | | | l | | \ | | | | | pb | | ) | | | | ; | | | | ; , : , ,_.' | | :__' | | ,_.' `--' . | \/| (\ _ ) )|/| (/ _----. /.'.' I'M TOTALLY GOING TO .-._________.. .' @ _\ .' BEAT OFF IN YOUR '.._______. '. / (_| .') CORNFLAKES '._____. / '-/ | _.' '.______ ( ) ) \ '..____ '._ ) ) .' __.--\ , , // (( '.' mrf| \/ (_.'( ' \ .' \ ( \ '. \ \ '.) '-'-' <\\\ I WISH I WERE .%%%%\`\ DARYL HANNAH %%%%%% > > , %%%%%%/ / \ _ / %%%%%%/ / - (_) - %%%%% ' / / \ %%%%% < ' %%%%%% ) \ /~ ) ; / \ ( ( ) ---....____ ___\ \ |_____ __ _ ___ ___ __ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ __ __ "'''| | |---...___ =-= = -_= -=_= _-=_-_ -=- =-_ ==-= \ \ | ```--.._= -_= -_= _-=- -_= _=-_= - | | ) ``--._=-_ =-=_-= _-= _ == ( ( | ``-._=_-=_- =_-= - \ \| `-._-=_-_=-= ) )| `-._=-_ gnv/aa `-`-.\_ `-. ~'" ,--. _ I'M OFF TO BUY MYSELF A COPY OF ,-%*--;_) RIVERDANCE RIGHT THIS SECOND (___,/))) ((c a( / (()) c/ ____/ ,- ( / \._> =._@ / ,/ ) |\| / -'--._,-_-|_|-. \ ____,._,/-._,-' &)===( .8! . :8! | |8! | |8! | |8\____| !^oooooo ) )) , || ( || . || ) || (\._\\ gpyy\(\_\\ ,-. WHY CAN'T YOU FAGGOTS BE FUNNY WHEN I'M AROUND (^_^) /`-'\ U U |___| O!o / _.' / -. . .' .'_ `-. '-._ .' / \ `-. '-. | < \ `. | WE'RE CLEARLY THE VICTIM OF | \ | _.-' / SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE \ | \ \-'> / TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT | | \-._ /' /' SINCE WE CAN TALK NOW \ -'\ L / | \ .-| / | | o || \ / J \ /\ ) _______/ | ` - ' `,-' | / | / | / .-'`. / | / `-. / _ / _| `-/-' / / \ / | / | / | | 0 \_ | _.-L | \ / _/ | \ ,-' \ | ^ . \ \ | \ | \ | \ L \ | \ | \ | \ | | \ / / | | | | \ N4biS ,--.!, __/ -*- ,d08b. '|` 0088MM `9MMP' LET'S PLAY KABOOM ON MY BRAND NEW ATARI 2600 hjm __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | WITH THIS BLOG / | | | I'LL SHOW ALL / | | ___________________ | THOSE JERKS FROM ; | | :__________________/: | HIGH SCHOOL HOW | | | | '.| | SMART AND FUNNY | | | | || | I REALLY AM | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp \|/ I LOST MY PENIS IN A PRINTING ACCIDENT .-*- / /|\ YOU SEE I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS _L_ PRINTING PORN ON MY EPSON INKJET AND ," ". LONG STORY SHORT I SUDDENLY FOUND MYSELF (\ / O O \ /) BASHING MY DICK AND BALLS TO MUSH WITH \| _ |/ A BALL PEEN HAMMER \ (_) / _/.___,\_ SO ANYWAY CAN I HAVE THAT LAST SLICE OF (_/ alf \_) PIZZA .ix x+vvv xxxvvvx ======= | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| | vvv| |=====| WAY AHEAD | | OF YOU |=====| TIMOFEI _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. 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'. MY ACHY BREAKY DONG : . .`.' \ `. / .. HEPATITIS Q \ `. ' . `, `. \ ,|,`. `-.\ '.|| ``-...__..-` | | |__| /||\ //||\\ // || \\ __//__||__\\__ '--------------' SSt GREAT SOMEBODY TOOK MY WHORE TORSO FROM THE LOST AND FOUND AND LEFT ME WITH HER STUPID BOTTOM HALF GUESS THAT MEANS NO BRAINRAPING TONIGHT _______ /::::::::\ |:::::::|:| |:::::::/:/ |::::::/:/ |=====;==| | | | | | | | | | | / / \ < < | \ \ | | | | | | | / / | ( ( / ) ) / .-'.-' jgs \_/\_/ _________________________________ || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | | | | | | | || I THINK BABY FARTS WILL || | | | |__|__| | | | || BECOME THE NEW CRACK COCAINE || | |__|--' '--|__| | || || |__| |__| || ||__| |__|| (_) KCK (_) _==0_/ /_O ==C \__ .@___/\______/\/_)__ \ \,----------------------I|_ejm98___________/~-~-~-~ ~-~__|___~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ ~-~- ~-~-~-~ -~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ WHY DID YOU ATTACH THE ROPE TO HIS INTESTINES ??????? THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST WATERSKIING OUTING I'VE EVER BEEN ON (AND I'VE BEEN ON A LOT) (MOSTLY WITHOUT DISEMBOWLING THOUGH) (SO I GUESS I'M SAYING THIS IS A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME) (((STEREO))) PREPARE YOURSELF FOR HORRIBLY PAINFUL ANAL SEX AND BLOODY RELIGIOUS RITUALS THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRINGE IN HORROR _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger ON AN ALL-NEW DARK ANGEL I JUST LEARNED THAT THE AIDS WILL MAKE ME SKINNY AGAIN __ ",'. ",\ / Y , _,'--.\ \_-( ;--(/\ ) \'. )6,6 /) \ \_ \ _, |_ ', '--/'---'- /_/'-._ '-'-L._ -|/ /-._ / | |-~'--._'-._/(, ,_/> / ''--~ /\<_ _/ // "-'-'\ ,~-. ._ ) / \_/ '\ / / \ | / /` _\ | ( ,/ _.-' __.' / / [((---' / / ) ) / / \/ K=/ snd / _> )_/ DEAR ANSWER BEAR FIRST I'D LIKE TO SAY I LOVE THE SHOW NEVER MISS A SINGLE EPISODE SO ON TO MY QUESTION BASICALLY I HAVE TERTIARY PNEUMONIA AND SOME SERIOUS RASHES AND THE LIKE FROM MY ADVANCING AIDS DUE TO TOUCHING AND SUCKING THINGS I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED AND SUCKED SO IS THERE SOME SORT OF SALVE OR LOTION I CAN RUB ON MY CHOPS THAT WILL CLEAR THIS UP SINCERELY, FAGGOT FROM FARGO THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,^~~~-. .-~~~"-. : .--. \ / .--. \ : ( .-`<^~~~-: : ) : `. `-,~ ^- ' .' `-: ,.-~ .' `. ,' @ @ | : __ ; ...{ (__) ,----. / `. ,' ,--. `. | `.,___ , : : : | .' ~~~~ \ / : \.. / `. `--' .' | ~----~ | FILE A BUG FATTY | _,---._ .-' ``-._ / \ ' ``. \ / ~` ) .=" , ) | Y ( ~ ( \ ,-" `=' 4, `..-._..~"n4biS'_._: MAN I HAVE TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP YOU CAN SEE A TURTLE HEAD POKING !!!! IT'S ALMOST TOUCHING FABRIC HERE PEOPLE __.-----.._ _._-' `-. .-' `- - . \ / ' `. / \ | ' | | .' / | /; / | / +=,_ : / / \ \T| =_ | / V\ | ""=W \. / "|/| V \_ __)' [n4biS] \W' --., ` _." |; /F" / _'=" `^-Y_Y_;-' DID I OR DID I NOT SAY THAT I HAD TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP ???? FOLKS THEY DON'T CALL IT BOWEL MOVEMENT FOR NOTHING CLEAR A FUCKING PATH TO THE TOILET IS THIS THE FALLOUT SHELTER ______ ,-' ; ! `-. / : ! : . \ |_ ; __: ; | / )| . :)(. ! | / |" (##) _ | / | : ;`' (_) ( | : : . | )_ ! , ; ; | \ || . . : : | \ |" . | : . | \ |mt-2_;----.___| \ YES STAND BACK PLEASE (SLAM) DON'T MIND US WE'RE ACTUALLY USEFUL / /|\ [] |"""""""""""--__ /| |\ / | \ || |____________--"" ( |__| ) | ( ) | || | | \ / | .-. | || | | |12| ]( 0 )[ || | | | | / `-' \ || | | | | / /' `\ \ || | | | | | | | | |%%| | | | | | | | | ,'`, | | | | | | | | |||| | | |14| | | | | |||| | | / __ \ \ \ / / |||| | | ( | | ) `-' `-' `--' `-' \| |/ pb / UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE TERMINATOR CAN'T BE PRESIDENT ?????? 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I AM A DRIED UP OLD CUNT [ ] B. I AM A DRIED UP OLD MAN-CUNT .|+. .' | '. CAN WE BRING BACK THE FEDERALIST PARTY J | '. L .+. '. / J .' '. '+ +' .'|'. '+. \ '+ | "+ '+. \ F | J '. \ F | L .+. ';+ J | |.' L'; J | L J L JUNTA !!!!!! LOL | | | L L F | J J J / F | L L L _______J | | J |__________ J | J L L | | L--.,;,--' +._ | _,.+ '-|,.-' hs _ \`\ \ \ YES I'LL GLADLY PAY \ \ FIVE DOLLARS TO SEE \ \ WILL FARRELL STREAK \.\ \.\ WHAT OF IT \.\ _ \.\/) _ _-' ')__ (\.\/) / / \.'`'-\/)\\ \__ ,.-'(_ Y (_\.\) / < ,\ \ ,\\.\\ \_ \ _. /y(_| : |\.\| _\_\\ | : | \.\ ( `'-._>/ ) \| \.\ \ `:=. (\ \.\ \_ ( `--._)`--'\.\=7 _/|\_ \-._ `-:_ /```-3 / | `- \ t--._ Y _3 ,-' | / | /``'-.\--T x\ _/ _( ,./ / ( \ x\ _.-/ \ / < \ \ x\ <`' / |\/ `-. : \_x\ \ / | `. | \_| / `. | / `. cjr / _/\ / .''''. /,.--. ) .'``. __ __((\- -(\) _______.' \_.-'''' ``' /)) - .\| __....::::::::::'''''''/ . \'''''''::::::(/ `-'`.) .:'::. . o ~ . ~ o ~ / / '.o ~ . _.....--- ` \ ':. 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WHO WANTS TO TAKE SOME PICTURES OF ME BENDING OVER TO PICK UP A BASKETBALL ON THIS THING JUST KIDDING I WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT (COMMON SENSE) - ,--_--. - \ `. - "-_ _ \ - / F ) - - / / `--' - / / - / / - __/ / /,-pJ - _--"-L || ," "// - / ,-""".//\ / / // J____ J / // L/----\ . F J //__//^---' ` ___J F '----| | ` J---| F F F ` `. ` `--J L J F . .` L J J F . . 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( ) `-._ , _ ) ,' (.\--'( \ ( ) / \ \ \_( / ( <6 (6 \_)))\ ( `._ .:Y)__ ''' \ `-._.'`---^_))) `-._ ))) ``` ``` hjw THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO DO ME _ .--' | /___^ | .--. ) | / \ / | /` '. | '-' / \ \ | |\ \ / \ /\| \ /'----`\ / ||| \\ | ((| ((| ||| ||| jgs //_( //_( IT IS COLD IN HEAVEN / /\ / NO SWEATERS ???? ( ) / _ _)(_ _ / \ .-~"/ _.-~ __ ~-._ \"~-. / \ (_ /~,^ .r~T T~i. ^.~\ _) / \ \ \/ ,^|| | | ||^. \/ / _____ ___ _ Y / || |[]| || \ Y .--. .^ ,^^\.-. {___~ ) | Y || | | || Y | / __ \ / ) / -- )_ \ c|..^o | | || |[]| || | | / ( (\ \ /( ) ,>.| ) \ |c_,| <| |===||=| |=||===| |> ( ( (\ Y __ (/ o Y).--^-------. )_/l <| |===||=|[]|=||===| |> ( ( (\l)/ \ )I | [~~~~~~~\| `--.\---x. || | | || | | ( ( ( (|Y Y ( |\| | \ _____\__ _ _/r~) )\_ ||_|[]|_||_ _| | _. ( \ \ || |____>-| | T = |.__\\<\`^ ", \~|| | | || ~ | |"~ \ \ (\| '~~ Y____|_I__l_n___|_ / `---c~~^. 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WOULD YOU TAKE A FAT DUMP IN MY FREAKISH ZIT OF A FACE? / | | | \ PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST ON THE HOLY CROSS /\ | /\ AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING OR KIDDING AROUND WHEN I SAY THIS | `.:.'| I'M ASKING YOU PLEASE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART l42 IF YOU HAVE EVEN THE TINIEST BIT OF HUMAN COMPASSION TAKE A CRAP ON MY BIG FAT FACE / ( . |\ . | I__ ___---~~~ | . _i_---~~~~ \_---~~~ _-\| :;.: /~ ____--~ __-~ ;: ___---~~~----~~~~ __--~ : : __---~~~ _ __--~ : _-~~ ___---~~_O __--~ .:(_ ~ ___---~~ I SHOULD HAVE NEVER *.::; ;;~~~------_____-----~~~~ JOINED THE RUSSIAN NAVY **..; * snafu .-------. _ : : : _ ( ); :; :: :( ) ( : :; :: : ) NO ONE RULES AS MUCH ( ::; ::: ) AS MY BOYFRIEND RULES ((' _ _ ')) RIGHT NOW ' '' `'o` 'o`" '' ' ` ' `-' `-' ' ' `.' ( ) '.' ' ' ' /v\ ' `. `-' .' --./`.______.\ ,-- ( ) ( -. ,- ) ( V ) vvvvvvvvvvv utis ,--..Y \ /`. 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FOR HENCEFORTH YOU SHALL BE PERFECTDEAR ANSWER BEAR LONG TIME LISTENER FIRST TIME CALLER MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR ALMOST SIX MONTHS AND FINALLY TODAY HE SAID HE WANTED TO GO "ALL THE WAY" AND EVEN THOUGH I'M VERY RELIGIOUS I THOUGHT YOU KNOW I SHOULD PROBABLY PUT OUT OR THE GUY'S GOING TO GO HIRE SOME PROSTITUTES ANYWAY SO WE PICK A NIGHT AND MUCH TO MY SURPRISE I FIND OUT THAT "ALL THE WAY" MEANS HORRIBLE FISTING, ANAL, CREAMPIES, BUKKAKE, AND MUD FUN FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M FILTHY, STICKY, STRETCHED OUT, AND GLAZED LIKE A FAT HAM BUT MY REAL CONCERN IS WHETHER OR NOT I CAN CHANGE HIM AND MOLD HIM TO MY WILL ??????? I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD HEART BUT BOY HE SURE LIKES BRINGING ANIMALS INTO THE BEDROOM WHAT SHOULD I DO ???? SIGNED, TWATSIE FROM TULSA THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,^~~~-. .-~~~"-. : .--. \ / .--. \ : ( .-`<^~~~-: : ) : `. `-,~ ^- ' .' `-: ,.-~ .' `. ,' @ @ | : __ ; ...{ (__) ,----. / `. ,' ,--. `. | `.,___ , : : : | .' ~~~~ \ / : \.. / `. `--' .' | ~----~ | SELL YOURSELF FOR | | CRACK YOU WHORE | , `.-- .,-"" . BUGS BUNNY WAS SO GODDAMN ._,' . _,. `. HOT IN THAT DRESS , / .'.oo`.. `. `- .__.-' :: .; "-()-"`. \.-. / FUCK IT I'D DO ELMER FUDD TOO ; /'". ,"`'. "-- "-" AND DAFFY WITH HIS BEAK BLOWN OFF .': : `----' "-" Doida ' ..-----.. _..''''' '''''.._ .' '. | \'. .'/ | \ |'.\ /.'| / '.\..\ |--. .--| /../.' |.' ' ()/ \() ' '.| NOT EVEN A MOTHER /_.'| ''' ''' |'._\ COULD LOVE ME @ \ '---' / @ \__ ' __/ |'''| .--..''' 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SURROUND ALL OF YOUR S-EXPRESSIONS WITH PAIN OR I WILL MAKE YOU PAY WITH M-EXPRESSIONS 2. I'M GOING TO CONS YOUR TWO BALLS TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE ASS 3. AFTERWARDS I'LL CAR YOUR FACE AND CDR ALL OVER YOUR CHEST AND THEN SEND YOU HOME IN A CAB 4. PROGN YOUR MOTHER AND APPLY YOUR MOUTH TO MY MAPCAR 5. OKAY I'M SPENT GET OUT __ /o \_____ \__/-="="` __ / o\ \_ / I'M AN ASS KEY <| <| FUCKING USE ME jgs <| ` ,--. ,--. .--,`) ) .--, I AM PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE .--,`) \( (` /,--./ (` THAT FOR ALL INTENTS AND ( ( ,--. ) )\ /`) ).--,-. PURPOSES I BELIEVE YOU ;.__`) )/ /) ) ( (( (`_) ) TO BE A SCRUB (ALSO KNOWN ( ( / /( (.' "-.) )) )__.'-, AS A BUSTER) _,--.( ( /` `,/ ,--,) ) ( (``) \,` ==. .== \( (`,-; ;-,( (_) ~6~ \ / ~6~ (_) )_) ) ( (_ \_ ( )( )__/___.' '.__,-,\ \ '' /\ ,-. ( (_/ /\ __ /\ \_) ) '._.' \ \__/ / '._.' .--`\ /`--. jgs '----' LARGE GUN ,______________________________________ |_________________,----------._ [____] ""-,__ __....-----===== (_(||||||||||||)___________/ "" | `----------' Krogg98[ ))"-, | "" `, _,--....___ | SMALL URINE PUDDLE `/ """" ,-""-. /) OOPS !!!! FIRED FOR INCOMPETENCE / c/-} // AND CRYING AT WORK AGAIN !!!!!!! ( ,--)T-. // `/ ,_) )\__,-/ THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I CAN ALWAYS / /. \'_,-"< FIND SOME GUY TO TAKE CARE OF ME !!!!!!! / / ) _`).__ _/,' ( ""-."-. P.S. FROM NOW ON YOU MUST '-/ _/`-----. ),' ADDRESS ME AS "KITTENDOODLES" o!O '"-'"""----" <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . 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YOU FILTHY FUCKING NAZIS ||| |||||, \|||||/ /) `|||||/ ,-""//-. ______ |`"""'| ==|`-.//.-'|,-----'======================| P |==== | |---,---, .---,((--------. | A | | | /(_)/ / (()))` ;'", \ | S | `-.____.-' /_ / / /| `;',`;; ,/( \ | T | /(_)/ / // ; ` " ((()) \ | A | .-::-. /_ / / /) "' ;" ; `;"' \`-...-' (::::::) /(_)/ `=//===================' hjw `-::-' / / (/ ----------'---' MY NUTS ARE AL DENTE _,--._.-, /\_r-,\_ ) A COCKSUCKER BY ANY OTHER NAME .-.) _;='_/ (.; WOULD STILL SUCK COCK (DUH) \ \' \/S ) L.'-. _.'|-' <_`-'\'_.'/ `'-._( \ ___ \\, ___ \ .'-. \\ .-'_. / '._' '.\\/.-'_.' '--``\('--' \\ `\\, snd+jgs \| ,--. ,--. .--,`) ) .--, OKAY MAYBE JUST ONE SCRUB .--,`) \( (` /,--./ (` ( ( ,--. ) )\ /`) ).--,-. ;.__`) )/ /) ) ( (( (`_) ) ( ( / /( (.' "-.) )) )__.'-, _,--.( ( /` `,/ ,--,) ) ( (``) \,` ==. .== \( (`,-; ;-,( (_) ~6~ \ / ~6~ (_) )_) ) ( (_ \_ ( )( )__/___.' '.__,-,\ \ '' /\ ,-. 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A LIST WITH ODD ELEMENTS IS TRUE BUT A LIST WITH ODD ELEMENTS IS FALSE A PAIR OF NUTS IS TRUE AND A PAIR OF BALLS IS FALSE RIGHT ???? RIGHT ???????? I THINK BUILDING ANYTHING INTO A BOOLEAN SHOULD BE ILLEGAL BECAUSE I HAVE NO PENIS I THINK THE OBVIOUS PROPER SOLUTION IS THAT A BOOLEAN TYPE SHOULD BE A STRUCT WITH TWO MEMBERS: "NOTUNTRUE" AND "NOTCOMPLETELYCORRECT" SO WHEN YOU WANT TO SET IT TRUE YOU SET NOTUNTRUE TO 7 AND WHEN YOU WANT IT FALSE YOU SHOULD SET IT TO NOTCOMPLETELYCORRECT ARE YOU TAKING NOTES YES I'M TALKING ABOUT PEP 285 ..---.. THAT POOR GUY R. KELLY CAN'T GET A BREAK / \ | | I MEAN THAT DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE R. KELLY : ; CAN'T GET A BREAK \ \~/ / `, Y ,' |_|_| |===| |===| \_/ PP | -..|.______ `. | `''''''''''''''''''`----..._ \ | ,-----. \ \ | / \ | | '. 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'-._/_o_\_.-' `._ _.' | :F_P: | `._ .' `--' __/) ASIMOV KEEPS REJECTING MY STORIES .-(__(=: | \) WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT HUMANS BEING ejm97 (\__ | USED IN GALACTIC BESTIALITY FILMS :=)__)-| __/) (/ |-(__(=: HEY MAN-BOY LOVE WORKED FOR HEINLEIN ______ | _ \) / \ | / \ ___\|/___\ [ ]\ \ / \ \ / \___/ ___.----.____ CAN WE ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE __,--(_,-' ,-' FOR MY RIGHT TESTICLE WHICH WAS _,-' ,-' SMOOSHED IN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER _,-' ,-' ATTACK ,-' () ,-' ,-' () ,-' ,-' __..--"" ,-' ,-'.--"" ,-' ,-' |\ __..--"" ,-' ,-': | \__..--"" ______ ,-' _,-' : __..--"" ,-'\_____/-' _,-' : __..--"" ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-'____/ : `---...___ ,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' : ```-,-' ,-' ,-' _,-' _,-' : |PG\,-'___,-'--"" ___,-'-...___ : |_..--"" ```---..: _ _ (`-`;-"```"-;`-`) \.' 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IF I HAVE SEX WITH AN ANIMAL OF THE SAME GENDER (ARMADILLOS PICTURED HERE AS AN EXAMPLE) DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY OR AM I JUST SPLITTING HAIRS ?????? _.._ ," "\ RAPE IS NOT ABOUT PHYSICAL ATTRACTION OR SEXUAL / _ | ATTRIBUTES IT IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE ABOUT CONTROL [' ", _ ; | (2" "`\ ALSO THE VIDEO GAME COINS THAT POP OUT OF THEIR `:`\, _' BODIES WHEN YOU DO IT SUCH AS IN MARIO BROTHERS |[``-_`~\ OR PERHAPS SIMPSONS: HIT AND RUN \|\\ _/"' "--" itz EVERY HUNDRED YOU GET AN EXTRA LIFE . /| FOLKS THERE'S A POO POKING |@/ NOBODY PANIC _/" EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM _/==\__ NO SUDDEN MOVES (==---==) NO SUDDEN MOVES /%/_________\ OH MY GOD HERE IT /#(_|_|_|_|_|_) FOR THE LOVE OF GBHALF HLSHFLKSHFLK |#(_|_|_|_|_|_|_) |#(|_|_|_|_|_|_|) |#(_|_|_|_|_|_|_) \#(_|_|_|_|_|_) \#|_|_|_|_|_/ GOD HELP ME IT'S EVERYWHERE AL '"-------" I WENT TO BED AT 10 AND WOKE UP A NECROPHILE / o / I / o o /I H I/ I______,'_._"_-,-___o__H I / ,Z .| H /H I/____E-_-"k_ P___H/ H I_________\ /____H I (=_-*+*" H RJ WHICH WAS BETTER?? 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I CAN'T BELIEVE ANANDA LEWIS SOLD OUT .-""-/""-. / __ \ / / \\\ \ / | || | ____/ \ / \ \ / \ '- / '-.__.__.' sjw _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D _ o88888o "'"""88888" _.-""8o_o88888888D "'"""88888" _ o88888o _.-""8o_o88888888D bonnnie "'"""88888" IN MY HONEST OPINION THE INTRODUCTION IN PHANTOM MENACE OF THE FAUX-SCIENTIFIC CONCEPT OF MIDICHLORIANS TO EXPLAIN THE FORCE DID LITTLE MORE THAN DETRACT FROM THE STAR WARS MYSTIQUE , _ {`--. DO PEOPLE REALLY SPEND THE { \/`o;====- {:}'-.}>, WHOLE DAY IN THE TOILET ???? .----'-/`-/ {.--' )) _ `'-..-| / __ // /_/ /\/\ \_\_((_/___ PEOPLE DO jgs `--` )) \_\ +\ []\ .'-+\ \ ! v DN WHERE DOES THE ART END AND THE SIGNATURE BEGIN ??!??! YOU BE THE JUDGE BECAUSE ALL MODERN ART IS CRAP _._ .' `. TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF | | MY HORRIBLE EXCRUCIATING EXISTENCE AS "=======" A COMPULSIVE PERVERT (I STEAL WOMENS' $ ^ ^ $ PANTIES AND THEN SNIFF THEM WHEN I'M ` # ' ALONE) `._.' _.'< ' >'-._ .' \ / ' / v \ / . .: . | . `' .: ` ' : ` :. `. : :. ` / \ : : < ) / \ : : : ` `*=---=* . / : ) | ' ` ) \` `.' :; | ( `\-. \( / |. \ ) ) ` ( `-' _Y- `'\' \ | )\ ) : ) \ : . \ ` | \ ` , ( : . :' \ \ ` | . \ : | ' ) \ \ : ) .' mb \ .' | | ( a:f \ (__| (__) \ .__.--..' ; | `-..--.--, \ +._____.-=__] [__.--===::-' _____ / '`-._ ANDREW W.K.'S MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL | -. \ LIKE IT'S 1986 AGAIN AND WE ALL _.,--. '----- | / HAVEN'T REALIZED HOW FUCKING ,-'' `. / ,' TOTALLY LAME HEAVY METAL MUSIC /' _--\ | ___ | / IS YET | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' '--------' HEY IS ANYONE OUT THERE ????? ,~~~~~~~~~~~~~, IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO LET ME : `D\D\.- : OUT OF THIS BOX THEN JUST : (0.0 \ : PLEASE KILL ME SOONER RATHER : \`-'j ) : THAN LATER I CAN'T FEEL MY : `_ -\ : FINGERS OR TOES ANYMORE THERE : (|| ( j__ : ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH ROOM IN : c_|-c_j--,): HERE TO PROPERLY END MY LIFE `~~~~~~~~~~~~' . .:::. NUTPUNCH IS ONE WORD .:::::::. V^V^V^V^V^V (| ^ ^ |) (THERE I SAID IT) | (_) | `//=\\' (((())) )))(( (()))) ))(( (() )) ( jgs _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / /_ `/ ( `/ mic `-' AS WE CAN CLEARLY SEE FROM HARLAN ELLISON SOME OF THE FINEST SCIENCE FICTION AUTHORS ARE FORGED FROM THE ADVERSITY OF BEING SHORT, BITTER LITTLE CREEPS WHO HAVE TO FEND WITH THEIR INNER DEMONS VIA ALCOHOL AND GETTING INTO FIGHTS I'M SORRY "FUTURISTS" !!!! HE GETS MAD IF YOU CALL HIM A SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR OR SHORT OR POINT OUT THAT HE'S TALENTLESS OR MENTION THAT YOU MADE A MOVIE THAT WAS INSPIRED BY AN UNRELATED STORY OR ABOUT ONE OF A THOUSAND OTHER THINGS YOU FUCKING HACK LIFE GOT HARDER AFTER THE SEX OFFENDER /!_.-_|\ REGISTRY WENT ONLINE BUT NOT SO HARD THAT `-/_'--/ I STOPPED CHICKENHAWKING ALTOGETHER (_(o)\\\) / (||\\\\;_, / _-".----. ./_-" /o,--.o\ / |o ( ) o| !__,--.__\o `-'o/ |_-__--__`----' __,/\_|\/\, `.____)____) /\_/\____, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING ,___/\_/\ \ ~ / THE GATES TO HELL BUT I'M \ ~ \ ) XXX GOING TO HUFF SPRAY PAINT FUMES XXX / /\_/\___, FROM THIS PLASTIC BAG INSTEAD \o-o/-o-o/ ~ / ) / \ XXX YES WITH ALL THREE HEADS _| / \ \_/ ,-/ _ \_/ \ AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP PEOPLE / ( /____,__| ) OUT OR KEEP PEOPLE IN ???? ( |_ ( ) \) _| _/ _) \ \__/ (_ HOLY SHIT I GOTTA SIT DOWN b'ger (,-(,(,(,/ \,),),) _.---.( ..--._) (_.' `''-.'` `'. MY CHECK BOUNCED SO ALL MY / / \_) PERSONAL STALKERS ARE GONE (_| _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_ | \ /.--' '--.\ /_) ,__\ ) (_(_( )_)_) ) /__, \ (_, ( o) ( o) / / `--.-` '-' c '-' `-'-` (O\ (O) '-.....__w__.....-' .-' '-. / , .--. .--._ \ / / ( \/ )`\ \ / / \ \ / \ \ \ \ \ | ( / / `\ `. \/ \ /\\/ `.//.' '-; | |/ \/ / \ ,_/ _,--,_ __,--,_ \_, `--' \ ``| / '--' `. |===/ > | | / | | | | | | Y / \ / / | /| / jgs / / / | /=/ |=/ DON'T OPEN ME IN THE HOUSE OR THERE WILL BE A BRIEF NOISE ("FUMP") FOLLOWED BY RAPE THEN WAKING UP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH STITCHES ___()___ _.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._ ,-' ,' `. `-. ,' ,' `. `. / / \ \ /_ / \ _\ ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-'' | | | | | | | , | `..' SSt .--.--.--.--. / / / / |\ WHY IS IT THAT WHEN AL PACINO'S BEST / / / / / \ WORKS ARE LISTED "CRUISING" IS NEVER | |> / EVEN MENTIONED | | / | / | / | __ .' / .' / / / / / ' / / / / / / ' / / ___ LET'S SEE IF I CAN DRINK ENOUGH {-) |\ EGG NOG TO TRANSFORM MYSELF [m,].-"-. / INTO A CHICKEN !!!!!! [][__][__] \(/\__/\)/ [__][__][__][__]~~~~ | | PRETTY SURE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS [][__][__][__][__][] / | WITHOUT A WAND OF POLYMORPH [__][__][__][__][__]| /| | [][__][__][__][__][]| || | ~~~~ ejm [__][__][__][__][__]__,__, \__/ _.--._ _.--._ ,-=.-":;:;:;\':;:;:;"-._ AND NOW TO READ A PASSAGE FROM \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ RICHARD GRIECO'S NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ "MY TURN" \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;::;:;:;:\ \\\;:;::;:;:;\:;:;:;::;:\ \\\;;:;:_:--:\:_:--:_;:;\ \\\_.-" : "-._\ \`_..--""--.;.--""--.._=> " shimrod ._ ,( `-. ,': `. `. ,` * `-. \ ,' ` :+ = `. `. ,~ (o): ., `. `. ,' ; : ,(__) x;`. ; ,' :' itz ; ; ; _,-' .'O ; = _' C ; ;'_,_ ; ,; _; ` : ;'_,-' i' ,` `;(_) 0 ; ',' : .';6 ; ' ,-'~ ,' Q ,& ;',-.' ,( :` ; _,-'~ ; DROP ME AND EAT ME ,~.`c _',' .';^_,-' ~ DON'T PICK OFF THE DUST AND CAT HAIR ,'_;-'' JUST CHOW RIGHT DOWN ,,~ i' YOU SICKEN ME : /^\ L L / \ L L __/|/|_ / . \ _|\|\__ /_| [_[_\ / .-\ /_]_] |_\ /__\ __`-\_____ / . \ _____/-`__ /__\ /___] /=@> _ {> /-. \ <} _ <@=\ [___\ /____/ /` `--/ / . \ \--` `\ \____\ /____/ \____/`-._> / \ <_.-`\____/ \____\ /____/ /__/ /-._ . _.- \ \__\ \____\ /____/ /__/ / . \ \__\ \____\ |____/_ _/__/ / . \ \__\_ _\____| \__/_ ``_|_/ / -._ . _.-\ \_|_`` _\___/ /__`-`__\ <_ `-; NDT_> /__`-`__\ `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-._.-` ONE TWO THREE FOUR WE'RE GOING TO SUCK COCK (THINGS HAVE ESCALATED WAY PAST THUMB WARS HERE) _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. 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SLAP / \ <\/>/| / /) Lo )| / / ) / | | / ( / | / ;/ ||( | / )|/| \ |/'/\ \_____\ \ | \ \ |\ \ | | ) ) ) )/ / / / / / | / / | / / || / || '-,_ |_\ ( '"'-` gpyy \(\_\ _______ ( _____ ) WE FALL INTO THREE CATEGORIES !!!!!!! / / - - \ \ | |-O-O-| | 1. FRIGID BITCHES |( () )| 2. DISGUSTING WHORES | \ \_/ / | 3. PARAPLEGICS / --- \ (___) (___) ,'''''-._ ; ,. <> `-._ MICHAEL JACKSON MOLESTED ; \' _,--'" ME TOO ; ( ; , ` \ ;, , \ ; | | ; |, | |\ ; | | | \ |.-\ ,\ |\ : |.- `. `-. | || :.- `-. \ ';; .- , \;;| ; , | ,\ ; , ; \ ; , /`. , ) __,;, ,' \ ,| _,--''__,| / \ : ,'_,-'' | ,/ | : / / | ; ; | | | __,-| |--..__,--| |---.--....___ ___,-| |----'' / | `._`-. `---- \ \ `""" """ -- `.`. --' jrei `.`-._ _, ,- __,- `-.`. --' `; _ _ DON'T MAKE ME FUCK YOU ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, \ / UP G !!!!!!!!!! / ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( \ [ = =] < ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( / { ^ } / cfbd \ (__(__(__(__(__(__(__(__) ~ ____/ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ .-'"'-. / `. ,' \ IT HURTS MY MOUTH TO STRETCH IT OVER THIS OBJECT | ,' `. | BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY | ___ | \ ( . ) / '-.:.-' .:. ::: ::: ::. ':: lf ' __/ \__ CHECK OUT MY ASSHOLE _\/\/_ \_\_\/_/_/ IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD / /_/\_\ \ __/\/\__ ASK IT QUESTIONS, COO AT IT \ / .. WHY IS ALAN SHEPARD SAYING I SHOULD |\\ PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET .====^^\\==. |\ || |\ :X"====^^====' \|XXXXXXXXXX| """"""""""" kya ___+._______ __-"" -- __"""----._____ __.--"" -- ___--+---_____. __ .+'| IS THIS THE ONE WHO _.-'"" __ +:"__ | ._..+"" __ .+' F WAS THROWING UP IN J"--.____ __ """""+" .+' .J F HIS STERILE SUIT J """""---.___ -- .+'" F' F AND RESCUING ROBIN L """""--...+' .J F WILLIAMS FROM THE L F"9 --. | . F' J LAND OF FAIRIES ??? L -_J L_J F"9 | ;'J .+J .J J | L_J | F.' .'| J F' J OH I THOUGHT YOU | |"""--.__ | ' |"" J J SAID CUBA J ._ J ;;; | "L | . |-___J | J L J J ;-' | L | .'J |_ .' . | J "" J .---_L F"9 | F.' | .' FJ | L J .-' __ | L_J | ' :' ' .+ L '--.___ | | .J .' | F"9 """' | . F' .' | -_J F"9 | .'J .' +__ -_J F"9 | F.' .' """--___ L_J | ' .' hs """---___ | .' ""---._|.' .===. / _/\ \ \/6.6\/ ( _ ) I HAVEN'T TAKEN A CRAP IN FIFTEEN DAYS _)---(_ / `~` \ IS THAT A BAD THING /\/ \/\ \ | | / \|_____|/ | L | |__|__| | | | |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) /~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ MY ASS HURTS SO _+=+_ _[~ /~~~~~~~~~~~~\_ PLEASE USE THE {""|""} [~~~ [~ /~~~~~~~~~\_ MOUTH TODAY """:-'~[~[~"~[~ ((++ [~ _/~~~~~~~~\_ '=_ [ ,==, ((++ [ /~~~~~~~\-~~~-. ~-_ _=+-( )/ ((++ .~~~.[~~~~( {@} \`. / }\ / ( } ( . ''} ( .+ \ / // ) / ., """"/ \\ \ \ ( .+~~\_ /.= /'"""" rm <"_V_"> \\ \ ~~~~~~\\ \ \\ \ \\ \ <"_V_"> <"_V_"> __________________AAAA_______________AAAA______________________ VVVV VVVV (__) (__) \ \ / / \ \ \\|||// / / > \ _ _ / < > \ / \ / \ / < > \\_o_o_// < AFTER WEEKS OF WORRYING > ( (_) ) < ABOUT THIS HORRIBLE >| |< BLOOD BLISTER I HAD I / |\___/| \ FINALLY SCREWED UP THE / (_____) \ COURAGE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR / \ AND GET IT CHECKED OUT / o \ AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST ) ___ ( MY DICK / / \ \ ( / \ ) >< >< ///\ /\\\ ''' ''' MB ______________ A POO POKES | |____| | | | .' `. | | THE POO LEFT | : (_)| | : : | IT SURE DID MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT THOUGH | : : | (SHIT, BLOOD SMEARED ON WALLS, DOZENS OF | `.____.' | CORPSES SCATTERED EVERYWHERE, SOUND OF _|______________|_ APPROACHING SIRENS) KCK (3-3-34 IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO 5-7-5 FOR OUR PURPOSES) :YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M !!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M--M !!!!!!!!"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.-'- .'|| !!!!!!!!!!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-:-:'| .-' || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M || .-' | | || oooooooooo!!!!!!!M || | | | || XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$hdXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$$dXb!!!!!M || | | | || $$$$$$$$$pXb!!!!!M || | | | || XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M || | | | || PPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!M || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M dm __ || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MM. _,MMb || | | | || !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MMm ,MP' __ ,m || | | | || !!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M `MMYMMF dMMoMMMMMM"MM || | | | || !!!!!!!!!M###M!!!M dMMMMMMm. 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'::::: :::' | !!!!!!!!' ,::::: ::::' | !!!!!!!' ,:::::: ::::; | !!!!!!' ::::::: :::::\ | !!!!' :::::::: ::::::' | !!!' :::::::: ::::::: | !!' ::::::::: :::::::: | ' ':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::. | ;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | `;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ | `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ | Y::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | ____________________________;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;___________| MOMMY I'M GOING TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS STRANGELY SHAPED KNIFE WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING SERIOUSLY IT'S A KNIFE NOT A TEDDY BEAR LOOK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THIS IT'S REALLY A STABBING OR PERHAPS BLUNT INSTRUMENT OF SOME KIND WHICH IS REALLY CAPABLE OF DOING SERIOUS DAMAGE PARTICULARLY TO SOMEONE WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS JESUS WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY TIME I BRING THIS UP YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HARMLESS FUZZY TEDDY BEAR BUT IT REALLY IS A LETHAL INSTRUMENT PARTICULARLY WHEN USED BY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL NO I'M NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL I'M A GODDAMN THREE YEAR OLD BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT FINE IT'S A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR BUT I'M STILL GOING TO SMOTHER YOU WITH IT VE CALL ZIS SPUNKHAFTE FERNWIRKUNGEN ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . 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'. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` jgs \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; THAT'S RIGHT -- SPUNK AT A DISTANCE LET'S START A CULT THAT IS TRYING TO BRING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD .========. .========. // I .'..' \ // VI.'.,".\ || II .'..'| || VII..'..| || III .'."| || VIII,'.'| || IV ,','.| || IX.'".'.| || V '..'.'| || X .'..',| .\_________/ .\_________/ jgs OKAY IT WILL NOT BE A CULT IT WILL JUST BE ME MY BUBBLE-LIPPED FRIEND (C. 1985) ,-. ,.---'''^\ O { \ ,__\,---'''''`-., O O I \ K`,'^ _ `'. o \ ,.J..-'` // (O) ,,X, o / (_ (( ~ ,;:''` o / ,.X'., \\ ':;;;: (_../ -._ ,'` K.=,;.__ /^~/___..'` / /` ~~~ __ [__] | | | | | | | | | | ,----. /`-. \ ( ) /-._| \ |`----'| | | \ / |`-... | `. ,' |'` . | | || |`,'- | | ,-||-. |`-...| | jrei ( '' ) | | `----' `-....-' IF I COULD PUT GAY IN A BOTTLE / WELL I SURE THE FUCK WOULD ______________________ |,----.,----.,----.,--.\ WORST || || || || \\ BANG |`----'`----'|----||----\`. BUS [ | -||- __|(| EVER [ ,--. |____||.--. | =-(( `))-----------(( `))== jrei`--' `--' ,---------. ||"""""""|| || || I JUST WANT TO BE HELD, MAYBE SHAKEN |/-->&<--\| VIGOROUSLY SO THAT IT SCRAMBLES MY | (._.) | BABY BRAINS, OR PERHAPS SUFFOCATED WITH | ( @ ) | A PILLOW OR IN SOME OTHER SUBTLE WAY | /|`"|\ | TURNED INTO ANOTHER SIDS VICTIM //(_\___/_)\\ \\_()___()_// `+---I---+' |\(_)|(_)/| _|j"""""""|j_ | |_______| | |_| |_| hjw _______ .-"" '.' ""-. ." .'. ". I'M NABIS PLEASE FUCK ME IN MY Q /| Q | / | :|: |\ / / . . \"\ / / ,/: :\, \ "\ / / / (_i_) \ \ "\ / / /" | | "\ \ | | / /" '-' "\ \." || / |/ \ \ \ \ || ,'-./ \ |--. | | \ \ / | |\ \ | | / \_^-\ \ | / \ \ / / \ \ / / __\ \", / /__ /- | | \ / / ( -\ `~-._` ) / | -' _.-' """" ( _.-" """ .---. '-. | | .-' .-=-. OKAY I THINK I HAVE STIGMATA ___| |___ /.-=-.\ -= [ ] =- ||_____|| ALL RIGHT NEVER MIND IT TURNS `---. .---' ||. .|| OUT I JUST WAS ACCIDENTALLY __||__ | | __||__ || || STABBING MYSELF SIXTY-TWO '-..-' | | '-..-' / |\_-_/| \ TIMES || | | || / |=====| \ ||_.-| |-,_|| | |\_._/| | .-"` `"`'` `"-. `--.| T |.--' .' jgs '. _ ___ _.--. SMALL CATS \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' WITH BIG COCKS )/' _/ \ `-_, / `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', NEXT GERALDO _.-'_./ {_.' ; / {_.-``-' {_/ fsc/as _ `-._ `-. `. \ : / .' .-' _.-' _ `--._ `-._ `-. `. `. : .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' `--._ `-._ `-. `. \ : / .' .-' _.-' _.--' `--.__ `--._ `-._ `-. `. `. : .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __ `--.__ `--._ `-._ `-. `. \:/ .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __ `--..__ `--.__ `--._ `-._`-.`_=_'.-'_.-' _.--' __.--' __..--' --..__ `--..__ `--.__ `--._`-q(-_-)p-'_.--' __.--' __..--' __..-- ``--..__ `--..__ `--.__ `-'_) (_`-' __.--' __..--' __..--'' ...___ ``--..__ `--..__`--/__/ \--'__..--' __..--'' ___... ```---...___ ``--..__`_(<_ _/)_'__..--'' ___...---''' ```-----....._____```---...___(__\_\_|_/__)___...---'''_____.....---- mic I WONDER IF YOU HIT DEE IN THE HEAD HARD ENOUGH WOULD IT POP HER LAZY EYE BACK INTO PLACE ?????????????? HUBBLE FOUND A GALAXY WITH A BLACK EYE !!!!!!! WELL MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN ONE IF IT DID THE DISHES AND DIDN'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I WAS WATCHING THE BALL GAME AND DRINKING BEER !!!!!!!!!! ' * . * ' * * * '* * * * * * ,-----. #,-. ,-.# PRAYER IN THE SCHOOLS !!!!!! () a e () ( (_) ) MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS #\_ - _/# ,' `"""` `. ,' \X/ `. / X ____\ / v ,` v `, / / ( <==+==> ) `-._/|__________\ ^ / (\\) |______@____\ ^ / \\ | ( ) \ ^ / ) | \^/ ( | |v <(^)>| | v | | | | ZOT |_.--.__ .--._| `===' `===' ________ . ,88888PP8ba, 8b d8b d8b' ,d8P" "Y8b I8 888 d88b' WHY IS IT THAT "RAPE KIT" HAS a8" 'Yd Yb "*" ,ad8" DIFFERENT MEANINGS TO RAPISTS " )8 "8aaaaa8b" AND RAPE INVESTIGATORS ,dP """""" ,a8" ________ "8gggggg88I ,d88888888b, "8' 'a8b,88" "Y8) "Y8b' d8) 'Ydb ,88' )8b d88' 8(b ,dP (8P' "I8 ,a8" d88' Yb,_________,a8"'Y8b ,ad8" "8ggggggggg8" 'Y88888Y" """""""" """"' SG .'"". I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SUCK c' )"/ __> /_ .-`_ ._'-. 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YOU CAN'T REALLY BE SERIOUS HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND I'M OPENING A STARBUCKS . : : : . .:`. ! ,':. / .. _ ,-'-. _ .. / : ; _,_ ; : / ,':_(._.)_:`. ___/ /|( - )|\ / ////\\\ \ / /(\\///)\ \ \"""""""""""/ \ / `-. .-' ,\``,`/ \ ,',,/ ''`\`'---^---`'`\,`hjw ( ) ) _.(--"("""--.._ WAITER THERE'S A /, _..-----).._,\ TRINOC IN MY SOUP | `'''-----'''` | \ / '. .' jgs '--.....--' ^ | THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW IS "IF I PAY YOU AN + EXTRA TEN FRANCS WILL YOU FUCKING WASH FIRST" | | | | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ ---------- __o _ ~ ,_ ==c/ -------- _ \<,_ (*)\/(*) (\/\ ------- (*)/ (*) _____________ / ___________ \ WHO EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE COSMOS HAS | / \ | EVER EVEN HAD THE REMOTEST PASSING INTEREST | \___________/\| IN WATCHING GODDAMN PORN BLOOPERS \KCK__________/ IT TURNS OUT GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS HURTS / _ ,--. ,-"""". _,---. / \`_/`'---._ / `--"_, \_,--. \ (,-'`--. `' /= (. , _ ,: ) ) ___._ bmw ``--.\._ ,'__.-'`-(. ,-.`-_'__...- >\\`. /a:f .-~-. .' 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( . \"..-' ')| . \ '. \\. |\.' ; . ; ; ; \ \'" /9) ' . ; ; ; ) ) ( ' . ; ' . ) _ __.-'-._ ; ' . , /\ ; '-'"'--' ; "-. '. ' _.-( ". ( ; \,) )--,..----';' > ; . \ ( | / ( / . ; , , ) | ; .( . , ) / \ ; ,;'-PjP;.';.-.;._,;/;,;)/;.;.);.;,,;,;,,;/;;,),;.,/,;.).,;, ,--._ _ "'. '. ,'; ) '. ,' / DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART _/ '. ,' '. ABOUT GETTING HIGH IS ??????? -"__ '.; / ,`' ,-` \ / ( ,===. _`. ) (SILENCE FOR THIRTEEN HOURS /__ `.__//.' \\/_.-` FOLLOWED BY WAKING UP IN MY '-,._.- \ \_/\\ ,-. OWN FILTH) \.- / \_\\/|| _/\\ :o o :-'/;.`. _,";-,;| :/"\ : // ||)) _..."((|_//||-.._\"// `` ;;'' /,-----"||" '' \`._ // ,'| `-.`-..._ :: ,',' '.__.= :: ||| _ \\_ "" )) \_"--....'; '""---"' SSt LINGERIE SHOULD BE BEST CHOSEN FOR HOW IT LOOKS BEING CONVERED WITH DIRT AS YOU'RE BURYING THE BODY _ _ //| |\\ //|| ||\\ /'^^^._.^^^`\ \::::/=\::::/ hjw `--' `--' FAR OFF IN OUTER SPACE THERE EXISTS THE STRANGEST WACKIEST PLANET IN THE OH FUCK IT'S JUST A FROG .--._.--. 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IT SO I EXPECT YOU ALL \ ( l) ;"" : / TO BEHAVE AS WELL l `--" o; Y """""";: .-. :\ DO UNTO OTHERS OR :: '-' ;\ I WILL FUCK YOU OUT ;; : ; :: bug ;| ;'-------'; '"------"" _O-O_ O O_ I TAPE MY DICK UNDERNEATH SO | O I CAN PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN _O | O O_ .`. O THEN I GO "HOOOOOOOOOO MY / / .`. CUNT AND BOOBS" / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ /` / \ `\ /` / \ \ / / \ \ \_7 `__/ _/ _,_/_ (/ < \) _/|\_ (/ | \) \) __ <`-,-,_,-, ,-,_,-,-'7 __ \_;> ^ _<---' `--->_ ^ <`_/ ) _,-' `-,_ ( / / \ \ __ ,' / \ `, )_\ _,-' / \ \ \_ _,-_-,_ _,-' / _,-_-,_ _,-', \ \_/\,_ ` `' \ /\,_ ` ' \ /\,_ ` | _/\,_ ` | |\,_` ) , < __/ |\,_` ) , < \\_`/,_,_ _\,_ _/ _/ /_/ \\_`/,_,__\,_ _/ _/ |\_/\,_| ` )=| |=( |\_/\,_| )=| |=( /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ \ ) < ) < / \ > \ ) < ) < / \ > \\ \\ \| |/ \\ \\ \| |/ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ mic ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ WHO SAYS HOMOSEXUALITY IS UNNATURAL LOOK AT THESE TWO FAGGOTS MASTURBATE ME AT KNIFE POINT ____ | | ___\ /~~~| _:_______|/'(..)`\_______/ | | <_|`````` \__~~__/ ___|_| :\_____(=========,(*),--\__|_/. | \ /---' | (*) / |____/ _ __<; > 7 ) DUDE I LOVE THE ~; / _/ ~ |/ IS IT SO WRONG TO GET |""--""|n-. SLOSHED ON SATURDAY NIGHTS | |"`.| AND DESIRE MAYA RUDOLPH | .--. | || | ( ) |.-:' | "" |/" ( ) Ojo ""--"" ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,, '.-''''''''''''-.' WHAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? '' '' '' '' OF **COURSE** THE FACE ON MARS IS OF INTELLIGENT '' '``' '``' '' DESIGN !!!!! ONLY A CLOSED-MINDED ASTRO-NOT '' .--. .--. '' WOULD THINK OTHERWISE !!!!! IT'S BLATANTLY '' '(_).' '(_).' '' OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A THIRD-GRADE EDUCATION '' ' ' '' AND AN UNDERSTIMULATED SENSE OF BULLSHIT '' ' ' '' '' ' ' '' SHOWING ME THE REVISED IMAGERY OF THE "FACE" '' .-' '-. '' WHICH CLEARLY INDICATES THAT IS IT IS NOT ''` '-'--'-' ,'' ARTIFICIAL OR EVEN REMOTELY FACE-LIKE IN ANY WAY '''` .--.--. ,''' MERELY STRENGTHENS MY RESOLVE AND DEEPENS MY ''''` `---' ,'''' CONVICTION TO BE AN IGNORANT FUCKING MORON '''''` ,''''' ''''''`......,'''''' WHY ?!?!?!?!?!! BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT ME NOT MARS '`''''' '''''' luser !!!! ARE YOU A SQUIRREL??? TAKE OUR QUIZ: !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! O_O ___ I DEFEND THE USE OF 9/11 IMAGERY !!! !!!!!!! /@ @\ IN MY INFOMERCIALS !!!!!! \ x / !!!!!!/ m !m ___ I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS !!!!/ __ | WITH THAT WOMAN !!!!|/ \__ !!!\______\ ___ I'D SUCK A COCK FOR A WHOLE PEANUT .-=========-. \'-=======-'/ HERE'S A MEDAL FOR THE GUY WHO FAITHFULLY _| .=. |_ CORRECTS ALL THE TYPOS IN EACH AND EVERY ((| {{1}} |)) ASCII ART FART HE READS DAY AFTER DAY \| /|\ |/ WITHOUT ANY COMPENSATION \__ '`' __/ _`) (`_ HERE'S SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU BUSY !!!!! jgs _/_______\_ /___________\ F U CN RD THS, GT A FCKNG JB U CUNT _ _ /_] [_\ I WAS WALKING OUT OF A FAST FOOD JOINT AND OUTSIDE // \\ THERE WAS A PRETTY VIETNAMESE GIRL ASKING ME IF \\ // I KNEW WHERE A GOOD KOREAN BBQ PLACE IS \`-..-'/ `\ /` LONG STORY SHORT DOES ANYONE KNOW THE BEST WAY TO || _ DRAIN BLOOD FROM A HUMAN CORPSE jgs || ( ) \\___// `---` . . COCKSUCKING-RELATED ACTIVITIES ??? GAME ON ___ | | // __`\ o o / ll ( .) l_) ) __\\ \__/ / ____________ ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE AN OLD PERSON ::: =, ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS ;;=;;=== EXCEPT EUROPA: ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== NO GAY SHIT HERE =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM PLZ FAGGOTS ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: ,,== `,,,,,,, WT NEED MONEY FOR COKE PARDON ME COKE AND PURSES __/\"""""""""""""\__ |\__/""""""""""""""\_\ \|__ [][][][][][][] __| -shimrod \______________/ ___ (___)_ ,\ ( '} '(``, WELL I MANAGED TO WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY /, \/^\, '/' .\ WITHOUT HAVING DIED IN MY SLEEP ( \ 6 \ \ '/ \ \ \ __|\ '/ \ ,/ \, I DON'T HAVE SCREENSHOTS OR A SAVEGAME /=\ \/(\'/ //-\,') SO I DON'T REALLY HAVE PROOF _----_( /\ \''\___// `` / |( \ |0 / //| ( |`\ \| \ / '/'| |=/ /) \ / ' \ ) \\/'/ \/ \ / `='( \ | /-___::--\ // \ | /| |||| \ ||>| ||>| O >||| >||| |||| |||| || = || = RS = = o ____ /\ \ \ \ \ TO: FRIENDS OF FRIENDS OF FRIENDS \ \ \ OF FRIENDS OF FRIENDS OF FRIENDS \ \ \____ _\_\___\ \ WANT A JOB ?!?!?!?!?!?! /\___________\ \ \ \ \ \ RARE L@@K !!11!! WOULD SPAM AGAIN \ \ \ \ \ A+++++++++ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \ \ \ _ /\\=============\\ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \\-------------\\ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \\=============\\ \// \ \ \ \/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \___\ \ \ \ \__/\ \ \ \___\_\_\___\ \ \nsg _______\ \ \___\ \/___/ \/___/ ___---___ .-- --. TOM GREEN AND ANDY KAUFMAN HAVE SO MUCH ./ () .-. \. IN COMMON !!!!!! / o . ( ) \ / . '-' \ [ ] THEY WERE BOTH UNFUNNY TWATS WHO | () . O . | SPENT MOST OF THEIR LIVES ANNOYING | | RATHER THAN ENTERTAINING | o () | | .--. O | [ ] DREW BARRYMORE MARRIED BOTH OF THEM | . | | | WHILE SHE WAS HIGH (MARRIAGE WITH \ `.__.' o . / KAUFMAN WAS QUICKLY ANNULLED) \ / `\ o () /' jgs [ ] WE'RE GLAD THEY'RE DEAD/WILL BE GLAD `--___ ___--' WHEN THEY DIE --- |/| |/| WE EXECUTE RETARDS NOT SO MUCH |/| BECAUSE IT'S JUST BUT MORE FOR SPORT |/| |/| |/| |/| /') |/|/\/ |/|\/ (''') (''') (''') (''') (''') /''/\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS ___ // 7 KARMA WILL GET YOU (_,_/\ \ \ MEANWHILE THIS GAY ASCII DICK \ \ _\ \__ MAKES GOOD COMPANY ( \ ) \___\___/ SO DO THEY REALLY NOT PAY THE GIRLS ON BANGBUS BECAUSE THAT'S SERIOUSLY NOT COOL, YO WHEN I WORKED AT DAIRY QUEEN THEY FORGOT TO PAY ME ONCE SO I FORGOT NOT TO PEE IN THE FRIERS ANYWAY I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE LET DOWN BY AN EMPLOYER WHY ARE YOU ALL WALKING AWAY AND WHY SO QUICKLY ..-----.. ,-" "-. ,' `. / \ . . | | | o o | .-.| o o |,-. |(\| ?b._ o o _.dP |/)| |\d`. |`""=.__ __.=""'| .'6/| `.\_| -.."_/ \_"..- |_/,' `._\ --.. . .--- /_,' \ ___ / `-. "..." .-' ._ .-|.`-._ _.-'.|-. _. _.-/ .' ' \ / ` `. \-._ ..--" . \..._).\_ _/.(_.../ . "--.. /\ \ |""--.._"="_..--""| / /\ | \ . \ `. """ .' . . / | ./ \ \ . `-. .-' / / \. |_ `| . `-. ,-' |' _| /"-. | . " | .-"\ / T-. \ \ ._ .--. / .-T \ . | "-\ . / | /-" | . | ` |. - . .(" / .| ' | \ | ._ .'| _.-".-",' |`. _. | / () | "( `._________._..__Seal___.' )" | () ( ` \ (========( / /)========) / / ) _==._. .=..== !!!!!!!`~- -~``'!!!! '!!!: !!!! !!!! .!!!! '!!!. . .!!!!' '!!!!. :!!!: .!!!!' '!!!!::.. .:!/~\!:. ..::!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\_/!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' '!!!!!!!!!!!!!' IT'S NOT SO MUCH THAT WE'RE FRIGHTENED '!!!!!!!!!!!! OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND WAYS IT'S JUST !!!!!!!!!!!!; THAT WE DON'T WANT THEM TO POLLUTE THE !!!!!!!!!!!!! GENE POOL :!!!!!!!!!!!!!: !!!!!!' '!!!!!! .!!!!!! !!!!!!: !!!!!!' '!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! .VVVVVV. .VVVVVV. _.-._ | | | |_ | | | | | HANDS UP WHO THINKS LATIN SPICE | | | | | HAS KIND OF A BIG ASS _ | '-._ | \`\`-.'-._; \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | I'M THE SQUARE FROM ADVENTURE / __ | | |__| tQn .===================================================================. || __ _ __ __ __ __ __ .. __ || || -=]|__ /_\ |__) |__ |__) / \ |\ /| |__) | | |__/ |__ |\ | || || -=]| / \ | \ | | \ \__/ | \/ | | \__/ | \ |__ | \| || || ___ || || .' '. || || / \ oOoOo || || | | ,==||||| || || \ / _|| ||||| || || '.___.' _.-'^|| ||||| || || __/_______.-' '==HHHHH || || _.-'` / """"" || || .-' / oOoOo || || `-._ / ,==||||| || || '-/._|| ||||| || || / ^|| ||||| || || / '==HHHHH || || /________""""" || || `\ `\ || || \ `\ / || || \ `\/ || || / || || / || || jgs /_____ || || || '===================================================================' LOOK EVEN IN GAG ASCII ART THEY'RE STILL GOOSE STEPPING ,-. / \ `. __..-,O THIS IS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF COSMOS : \ --''_..-'.' WHERE CARL SAGAN FAST FORWARDS THROUGH TIME | . .-' `. '. AND WE WATCH THE CONSTELLATIONS CHANGE AND : . .`.' FORM A SPEAR AND A RADIO TELESCOPE \ `. / .. \ `. ' . YES I'VE GOT TO GET OUT MORE `, `. \ ,|,`. `-.\ '.|| ``-...__..-` | | |__| /||\ //||\\ // || \\ __//__||__\\__ '--------------' SSt ,--. ,--. ( O ) ( O ) NOT TWO SECONDS AFTER BEING RELEASED INTO YOUR `--' \ `--' \ _ COMMUNITY I'M GOING TO "OFFEND" AGAIN BY WHICH >-. / /| `-.__.' I MEAN BEATING OFF TO CATALOG UNDERWEAR MODELS ____ /` ))) IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL SEE I'M NOT / `6 6 THE GOOD KIND OF CRIPPLE WHICH MERELY ) , > CAN'T RUN AWAY \___\ _=/ __/ /__ RATHER I'M THE GROSS KIND OF CRIPPLE ===.__/`)__ _|\ THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE SURVIVED WHATEVER \/ ,/ _)_)_\ ORIGINALLY MADE A CRIPPLE /./\ ( \ \ \_\ )_,-'`-./_______ _( \======+________ \ //|__ | , ) \ %' `% |____/ /\ \ % ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\ % -o- % \ )/ \_ ) \ % ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \ b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-` % % \/( o ) ``` (() PLEASE PUT A FUCKING BULLET IN ME /|||\ FOR BEING SO STUPID AS TO DO THIS (())))) (|( */ / ))( ,` / (|)()) / ( ) \ o ,...., /, _) (\_ |::::: .\\__| \ \ (::::: /\\ | \_\ \;;; ( |)| \ \__)_(__ | | \ ) | | \ | | | __ | :/ | | | \ |_____| | | | \/ | |___| | \ | ) I\__\ _| |.___._.'_ \`--, (_____( ) Sher^ `'' |_| GET IT ?!??!?!?!? IT'S A REALLY BIG CAT !!!!!!!!1! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I'M SO FUNNY | _^_^ \ ' / =v= | .--. `. ,,, ,' \J_/`. | | OO - 'oo - | \ | | .||- -\\- ||| ( \ jg | | bb \\ ||| _\|`-' ONE FINE DAY I WILL SLIP THE CHAINS OF MORTALITY ONCE I COME TO GRIPS WITH THIS SIMPLE FACT: I AM TOO USELESS TO CONTINUE LIVING __ __ .' `...' `. "UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4" __| | |__ .' \ . / `. I WISH I COULD SERVICE | ./###\. | MORE AT ONCE >---- |#####| ----< BUT I HAVE CANCER | `\###/' | (OF THE CUNT) `.__ / . \ __.' /| | | PERHAPS THIS PICTURE / `.___.^.___.' WILL MAKE YOU GIVE IN | SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR CUNT | AND THE CANCER THEREIN \ \ )\ THINKING ABOUT YOU `. /' | THIS TIME OF YEAR \ /' ) ALL THE BEST TO YOUR CUNT \ /' /' FROM ALL OF US HERE \( /' ) /' WE WOULD SURE HATE | /' IF IT WAS SEWN SHUT |( axiac ____________________ || ____________________ .---------. _ |:: [-=-] | | | |_________| |~| |_| ,;;;;, I\ ,__ ,;;;, __, ///\\\\\ WATCH OUT THERE'S A TANK !!!!!! I |{ / . . \ } / " \\|| I | ) ( _ ) ( \_= _/// WATCH OUT IT'S EBOLA !!!!!!!! I |{___'-. .-'___}\___ )_\ I ||~/,'~~~~~,\~~|'---(( \ WATCH OUT THERE'S A WHOLE SLEW I \ // \\ | \ \ \ OF BORING FLAT-CHESTED TWATS !!! I \/ // | | /-/ I (/ (/ | |/||\ NEXT E.R. I | | | | I | | |____/ I :-----_o_-----: || | I | /~~|===|~~\ | (( | jgs I || |===| || ||_/ /^\ "~ '^^^' "" ((__| +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ () \| _\_\__====~~~ WELP I'VE SURVIVED ANOTHER WEEK OF WORK SO IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE !!!!!! HOW ABOUT I EAT THIS GUN ??????? BY THAT I MEAN ACTUALLY TAKE IT APART AND EAT THE PIECES LIKE CORPORAL KLINGER DID .-. (/^\) (\ /) TO WONG FOO, .-'-. PLEASE PUT ME TO DEATH /(_I_)\ BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT, \\) (// JULIE NEWMAR / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ _ ___ /' '\ / " \ I MISSED MY CHANCE TO BE IN THE MILLION | ,--+-----4 / | MAN MARCH !!!!! OR THE ANTI-WAR MARCHES ',/ o o --.; OR WHATEVER THEY WERE --._|_ ,--. _.,-- \----. ------'--`--' '-----,' VJ | DO THE PEOPLE MARCHING EVEN KNOW ?????? \_ ._\_. _,-'---._.' GO SADDAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! WEAPONS OF MASS `--...--`` / DESTRUCTION IN THE HANDS OF ROGUE STATES /###\ | | ?????? WE SAY YES !!!!!!!!! |. `.-'-'. .|| /, | CATCHY ISN'T IT do_o00oo_,.ob __..\/ /\ \ \\ IF YOU CAN'T TELL WHETHER YOU'RE WATCHING A-TEAM OR BANG BUS /_/\_.___\ FEAR NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE /\\~()\()~\\ WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE EPISODE \_ _) _/ \ .//\\/jro IN A-TEAM THEY'LL HAVE BUILT A TANK, IN BANG BUS YOU'LL BE /\----/\ WET BROKE AND STICK YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING WHORE GET OUT \|----|/ NO CAB FARE JUST A DOOR TO THE FACE | | | _ | | |_)| | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|____| '------' .'"". c' )"/ OKAY IF I SIGN THIS RAPE CONTRACT I WANT __> /_ TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I'M GOING TO GET .-`_ ._'-. HARD, FAST, TROUBLE-FREE RAPE ( -' \ :/ )/ \\._| ( // BECAUSE I'VE HAD SOME BAD EXPERIENCE WITH '-/) \(, RAPE CONTRACTS WHERE I SIGNED ON THE / ) ) DOTTED LINE (EVEN RIGHT NEXT TO THE X) / .'\ | AND THE RAPE WAS LACKADAISICAL, SUBDUED, /.' \| OR EVEN NONEXISTENT snd || || __|/ |/__ ;_._) (,__; YOU MIGHT MISTAKE THIS FOR A XXXXXXXXX BOMB BUT IT IS IN FACT A DEAD XXXXXXXXXXXXX Q*BERT WITH A SOCK IN ITS MOUTH XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX X XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XX X X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXX XXX XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX X XX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX ___________ /-/_"/-/_/-/| THIS WEARABLE COMPUTER ANNOUNCES TO THE WORLD /"-/-_"/-_//|| THAT I AM A NECROPHILE /__________/|/| |"|_'='-]:+|/|| |-+-|.|_'-"||// |[".[:!+-'=|// |='!+|-:]|-|/ ---------- CV __ _,,--""""-. ."" 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((' .' .-` / `-' '. / .' /.-` / '. / / `'---''` `- / / `-_ L / '_ J / HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO PLAY '_ L / "TOUCH MY WANG AND GET AN ELECTRIC SHOCK" - sk J / `_ |/ IT'S NOT SO MUCH A GAME AS WHAT HAPPENS OVER AND OVER - | \ __ HORTON HEARS A PAINFUL SCREAM FROM A RAPE VICTIM /,- ||) \\_, ) `--' ejm ,,,,,,,, ,|||````|||| ,,,,||||| ||, IT SUCKS BEING AND AMOEBA BELIEVE YOU ME ,||||``````` `|| ,|||` |||, IF YOU CAN GET THE GIG AS A PARAMECIUM ||` ...., `||| TAKE IT IT'S MUCH BETTER || :::::::: |||, || :::::::' || ``|||, SHIT EVEN A CONTRACTILE VACUOLE ||, :::::' `||| GETS BETTER BENNIES `||, ||| `|||, || || ,|| `|| |||` || ,,,|||| || ,||||||``` ,|| ,,|||||` ,||` || |||` |||` || ,|| || ||` || |||, ||| `|||,, ,||| ``||||||||` _____.-._____ NOTE: I AM IN A BLENDER '-------------' | (o)(0) | / | o.(.--).o | ____/ \ O` ) : `o / | o.( _).O | \O' `- 'o / | >|< | \_______/ .'==========='. / o o o o o o o \ LGB '-----------------' OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OPERATIONAL 100 KILOTON THERMONUCLEAR NUCLEAR WARHEAD IF YOU BEAT ME OFF AND ASK NO FURTHER QUESTIONS IT'S AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T NOT BECAUSE IT SOUNDS FISHY BUT BECAUSE IT'S A MIGHTY GOOD OFFER ____ ____ , -- - --- -. ((( (( /// // ' \\-\ \ )) )) /// /// (( _ _ -- \\-- \\\ \) ((( == (( -- (( )) )- ) __ )) ))) (( (( -= (( --- ( _ ) --- )) )) (( __ (( ()((( \\ / /// )) __ ))) \\_ (( __ | | __ ) _ )) ,| | | `-._____,-' `--.___,--' | | | || | || | , _, | | | ( (( (((( /,| __| | )))) ))) ) )) (())) __/ ||( ,, ((//\ ) )))) ---((( ///_.___ _/ ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__.. ))--- ____/ |/______________| \/_/\__ / \/_/| ool / |___|___|__ || ___ \ |___|___|_ |/\ /__/| / | | \/ |__|/ FIGHT YOUR WAY ACROSS WORLD WAR II IN THESE REALISTIC MAPS !!!!!!!!!!!!! _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) BOCAGE *** EL ALAMEIN *** MIDWAY *** BATTLEAXE *** CUPERTINO I DID MY TAXES IN ADOBE PHOTOSHOP THIS YEAR YES WE MACINTOSH USERS MUST EVEN DO OUR TAXES WITH IMPECCABLE STYLE!!! THIS WAY AT LEAST WHEN I GET AUDITED THEY'LL APPRECIATE MY USE OF GAUSSIAN BLUR ON LINE 42 - ,--_--. - \ `. - "-_ _ \ - / F ) - - / / `--' - / / - / / - __/ / /,-pJ - _--"-L || ," "// - / ,-""".//\ / / // J____ J / // L/----\ . F J //__//^---' ` ___J F '----| | ` J---| F F F ` `. ` `--J L J F . .` L J J F . . 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FOLKS WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL THAT .@^ YUU[[[/o@^;::---.. IT'S SATURN, NOT EARTH, THAT NOW HAS oMP ^/o@P^;:::---.. TO DEAL WITH THE NIGHTMARE OF CASSINI .dMMM .o@^ ^;::---... POTENTIALLY CRASHING INTO IT AND CAUSING dMMMMMMM@^` `^^^^ A NUCLEAR DISASTER THE LIKES OF WHICH WE YMMMUP^ HAVE NEVER KNOWN !!!!!!! ^^ YES I'M AN ANTINUKE ENVIRONMENTALIST AND THEREFORE NOT ONLY NOT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE BUT RATHER FIXATED ON TILTING AT MY WINDMILLS ,--. URINE \ _\_ BLOOD _\/_|_\____.'\ TEARS -(___.--._____( \ \ \ \ FIN `--' jg |\ |\ /| /| |\ /| | \ | \ // // | \ || |\ ||\\ ||\\ // // ||\\ || || || >> || \\ / | << || \\ || || ||// || || //|| \\ || || || || |// | \ || |/ || \\ | \ || || || |<< ||\\|| || >> ||\\|| || || ||\\ || \ | || // || \ | || || || >> || || || // || || \\ || ||// || || || << || || \\|| | / |/ || |/ \\ |/ || \ | |/ \| \| \| \| STUPID LITTLE PUNK BITCH -. . .-. ' / / ./ YOU AMERICANS ARE BARBARIANS _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 YOU DISGUST US _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 WAIT HELP HELP HELP /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ THERE'S SOMEONE COMMITTING ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 GENOCIDE IN OUR BACKYARD _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ AND WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING '-~ ~._/ ABOUT IT !!!!!! COME SAVE US ,-.-' AMERICA !!1!!!!! < \ 7 .. . ! _.-. .. < ~v~ PHEW THANKS AMERICA .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / ) > o < > \ \_.--._ TODAY WE ALL LOVE / .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' THE AMERICANS !!!!! 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ YOU BARBARIANS !!!! 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ z \ss. BONSAI TREE MY ASS THAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER .zzZ/ \Ssss, WHAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER ?????? *POW* SPLIT LIP / / ^ ^ ANYWAY I'M SORRY I HIT YOU PLEASE BAIL ME OUT __)), //_ _) ( "\" MY JIZZ IS LOW-CARB \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, ..______....__________,____,,,. `'------- ';;-..-----.-. | ; ;; ;; '-''-.__,' ', ,;' ' '''' CB BASICALLY I JUST SPRAY THIS M60 AND ALL THE BAD GUYS TURN INTO STICKS AND HATS _._ _.-*""*-._ _._ NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGET THAT DAY .' `*. .*' `. WHEN GROVER AND GEORGE TAUGHT US A . .@*" ; : "*@. . LESSON ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ` ' .' `. ` ' THE VOICED VELAR PLOSIVE AND THE /`..-' `-..'\ VOICED ALVEOLAR-POSTALVEOLAR AFFRICATE . . .*" "*. ' '\`*-._ _.-*'/` ` : ` \ :`*----*'; / ' ; . \ `-.__.-' / . WAIT THIS ISN'T GROVER THIS IS `. `. .' .' KERMIT JESUS CHRIST WHAT DO YOU HAVE [bug] `. `. .' .' 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I WISH /F `-' [ ] , , , ; I HADN'T FUCKED '--L__J_.-"" ',_; THAT FISH '-._J fsc ~ ~ COME ON YOU APES DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER !?!?!? \______ / / o | ARE YOU RATED TO REPAIR THE M3 TACTICAL HELMET RICO / , , o | / \. _| MOBILE INFANTRY AND FLEET DON'T MIX !!!!11! /..---'' \ \ ~ WE'RE GONNA FIGHT !!!! AND WE'RE GONNA WIN !!!1!! / __ nm | / \ M.I. DOES THE DYING ... FLEET JUST DOES THE FLYING !!!1 \ _ / >*< (LONG UNCOMFORTABLE PAUSE) WHAT IF I'M GAY ?????? _ _ ( \ / ) \ \.-------------./ / \( )/ VK `.___________.' I'M A DISCORDIAN !!!!!!! NO REALLY I'M GOING TO TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THAT I'M COMPLETELY SINCERE IN MY DISCORDIAN BELIEFS BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING DIPSHIT THE ONLY THING LAMER THAN A STUPID GAG IS TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE GAG WHEN YOU'D HAVE TO BE FUCKING RETARDED FOR THAT TO BE TRUE SO WHICH IS IT ARE YOU A [ ] CUNT OR [ ] RETARDED OR PERHAPS A [ ] RETARDED CUNT (CHECK ONE FUCKFACE) __)), //_ _) WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROCK HUDSON'S GAY ( "\" \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, ,,, _ _ \(((. __,,../v\,----../ `-..=.>"" _\,_ _______;/____<_ \_______\ \___////______;______ ctr ,"/ `.) `.) ``` /," /7__ /7_ I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE MADE SUCH (( ' \\\ ))) A BIG DEAL OUT OF THE TIME THEY \\ KISSED I MEAN I FOUND THE SCENE )) WHERE THEY WERE NAKED IN A TUB (( SCRUBBING EACH OTHER TO BE TEN TIMES ) MORE BEATOFFABLE / I MEAN WHAT'S XENA SINCE WE'RE DRAWN BY AN UNTALENTED MORON WANNA LICK EACH OTHER'S DICKS _ _ / DON'T MIND IF I DO (\'/) (_(.)_) / (/|\) , (\_,|__ OO _|_(\ .||. jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________ NEVER TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR WANG WITH A DIGITAL CAMERA IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD __ / /__\ ____/ \__/ || || || \__ \ as .-""-. .-""-. / \ / \ | | | | | | | | MORE LIKE SQUIRTYUIOP | | _ _ | | ; /`/ \`\ ; | / \ | \ / \ / AM I RIGHT FOLKS jgs | | | | HHHHHH HHHHHH (( )) )) ____ __// // /.--.\ ((--' ((____// )) )) '----' ((____/ _ `_)) __, _.-"""--. __ .' 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AND MRS. TOODLES / / // / \__// / / / // // / / // / // / // / /// // / / / // / // // // // / // / / / / / / / / / / /// / / / // // / // // /// / / / / / / /// / // / / // / / / / // /// / /// / / _ _.,----, __ _.-._ / '-. - ,._ \) | `-)_ '-. \ / < _ )/" } HEY LET'S PLAY QUIDDICH /__ '-. \ '-, ___(c-(6)=(6) , `'. `._ '. _,' >\ " ) WHEREIN I BASH YOUR HEAD :;;,,'-._ '---' ( ( "/`. -='/ AGAINST THE TOILET OVER AND ;:;;:;;, '..__ ,`-.`)'- '--' OVER AGAIN ;';:;;;;;'-._ /'._| Y/ _/' \ '''"._ F | _/ _.'._ `\ WHEN GREY GOO COMES OUT L \ \/ '._ \ I WIN .-,-,_ | `. `'---, \_ _| // 'L / \, ("--',=`)7 | `._ : _, \ /'`-._L,_'-._ '--' '-.\__/ _L .`' '.// [ ( / ) `{ WELL WE ALL WIN REALLY snd \__) .-. (/^\) I MAY CHOKE MYSELF ON THIS COCK UNTIL I (\ /) THROW UP BUT I WON'T SWALLOW THE JIZZ BECAUSE .-'-. AT LEAST I HAVE SOME DIGNITY /(_I_)\ \\) (// SPIT ON MY FACE ?!?!?!?!? FINE / \ \ | / JIZZ UP MY FACE ?!?!?!? A-OKAY \|/ /|\ BUT SWALLOW YOUR SPURT ?!??!!? NOW WAY MISTER \|/ I HAVE CLASS jgs /Y\ ________ ( ) |V| \ / _|/ /| q .. p \ / CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT I DO WITH |_\ \--/ // THESE ARMS WHILE THEY'RE NOT BUSY \\ __||___// /| WRITING DOWN ANGSTY POEMS \\/. __/__/ _\ // \ /\_,---' // || \\ / \ )\| | / || || | |/\| || | | || | \ || / __/ || \__ \____/\____/ ;~ ./|\. I TRIED TO SWIM TO THIS DINGHY ./ /| `\. AND ALL I GOT WAS DROWNED / | | `\. | | | `\. | \| `\. . `----|__________\. \-----''----.....___ jgs \ ""/ ~^~^~^~^~^`~^~^`^~^~^`^~^~^ ~^~^~`~~^~^`~^~^~`~~^~^~ ,;,'.`,''.`.':. .'.` ; ;. `'` .``. ; ;` ` ` ;` ``: ':,`:`.`:~..`.;' :.:.| _:..:|_ `-|___:-' : .:| __.=~'=___=`~=.__ `~MECCA~' _________________________________________________ / /| / _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ _/___/ _/_/_/_/ // / //| / _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/__/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ //|| / __/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ / _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ //_|/ /_/__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/___/ _/ _/_/_/_/ // / __/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/__/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/ / // / __/_________________/ ___/_/_/ // / // (________________________________________________(/ DF POUNDING LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS ON THE [ AND ] KEYS OVER AND OVER AGAIN SO I CAN WIN THE FUCKING RACE , , /| |\ / | | \ IF YOU'RE A SISSY THEN | | | | I'M A SISSY KISSER \ | | / \|w|/ / /_ _\ / , /\ _:()_():_ /] ||_ : ._=Y=_ : / / [)(_\, ',__\W/ _,' / \ [) \_/\ _/'='\ /-/\) [_| \ \ /// \ '._ / / :; \ \/// / | '` / ;:: \ `|: : |',_.' 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AND DRINK IT ( |`---'| \| | : .___, : `-----' Karl _ . - ' ' ' ' -. . ' _,._ ' . ,' ;' "; ', |' ',_ ,-' .| | '. ' . | THE SHIT THAT WOULDN'T FLUSH | ' , . ' | | | ' - . _ . -| | | '. | | | | '. | | '. | | | ., | | . , | | | . ' | | . ' | STARRING KURT RUSSELL | | . ' | !. ' ' .' '.| ' , . ' , ' ,. ' ' - . , .- , . , . :F_P: , . ,' |\/\/\/\/| | | |(#)___(#) LET ME ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ABOUT |.-' `. GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS, THE WAR ON |\`--=.--/ TERROR, AND PREEMPTION PHILOSOPHY | `.___.'| BY MEANS OF THIS PUPPET SHOW <-._ |||| >-| ||||_| (HORRIBLE, CONFUSING, DISTURBING )_.----'\ / PUPPET SHOW FOLLOWS) \ `.________.-' \ VK `. `-.____________.-' __)), //_ _) WHAT IF THERE'S NO GOD ( "\" TO GET MAD AT ME \_-/ FOR MASTURBATING ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, _____________________________ / / / / / FREVBHFYL /__./ / / JUL VF ________ / / A4OVF FHPU ________ / / N SHPXVAT _____ / / OVGPU PHAG / /____________________________/ a:f (n:s) .-'"""`-. ( ) |`-.___.-'| THE GUY WHO BEGS YOU TO PISS ON HIM |.-'"""`-.| WHILE IN THE BIG STALL IS NOT THIRSTY | | |`-.___.-'| | | |. ' " ` .| | | `-.___.-' VK _ __________=__ \\@([____]_____() LET'S TEST THE "COLD DEAD HANDS" THEORY _/\|-[____] / /(( ) YOU STAY HERE AND BEAT OFF AND /____|'----' \____/ I'LL CALL THE POLICE .-'''''-. THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING |'-----'| FAT IS YOU GET TO EAT A LOT /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` ______ \ \. EVERYBODY POOPS BLOOD |`\_____\ |` | | DON'T BE A WUSS JUST REACH IN THERE | | | AND WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN __-====-__ _| | | (~< >~> \ | | LOOK THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED !~~-====-~~/----`+----/ AND THAT'S ONCE YOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE \ \___ / ON IT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EAT >------\ \ < THE WHOLE THING <_________________> IN A WAY IT'S THE PERFECT CRIME .-------. _|~~ ~~ |_ IF I MAKE UP SOME COMPLETE LIE ABOUT =(_|_______|_)= A REPUBLICAN CROWD BOOING AT PRESIDENT |:::::::::| CLINTON'S HEALTH MAYBE THAT WILL MAKE |:::::::[]| IT TRUE ?!?!?! |o=======.| jgs `"""""""""` WELP TRYING ANYWAY _______ _,.--==###\_/=###=-.._ ..-' _.--\\_//---. `-.. ./' ,--'' \_/ `---. `\. ./ \ .,-' _,,......__ `-. / \. /`. ./\' _,.--'':_:'"`:'`-..._ /\. .'\ / .'`./ ,-':":._.:":._.:"+._.:`:. \.'`. `. ,' // .-''"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'`. \ \ / ,' /'":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.`. `. \ / / ,'`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_\ \ \ ,\\ ; /_.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":\ ://, / \\ /'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'\ // \. |//_ \ ':._.:":._.+":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._\ / _\\ \ /___../ /_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"'. \..__ | | | '":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.| | | | | |-:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`| | | | | |":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.+":._.:":._.| | | | : |_:'"`:_:'"`:_+'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`| ; | | \ \.:._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._| / | \ : \:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'.' ; | \ : \._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":,' ; / `. \ \..--:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`-../ / / `__.`.'' _..+'._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":.`+._ `-,:__` .-'' _ -' .'| _________________________ |`.`-. `-.._ _____' _..-|| :.' .+/;;';`;`;;:`)+(':;;';',`\;\|. `,'|`-. `_____ MJP .-' .'.' :- ,'/,',','/ /./|\.\ \`,`,-,`.`. : `||-.`-._ .' ||.-' ,','/,' / / / + : + \ \ \ `,\ \ `.`-|| `. `-. .-' |' _','<', ,' / / // | \\ \ \ `, ,`.`. `. `. `-. : - `. `. OKAY SO I FLOPPED SPLIT TOP TWO PAIR WITH A STRAIGHT DRAW MEANWHILE THERE WAS A POSSIBLE FLUSH SHOWING ON THE TURN SO WORRIED ABOUT A CHECK-RAISE I BET FOR INFORMATION ONLY TO FIND THAT ONE OPPONENT HAD FLOPPED SPLIT TOP AN BOTTOM PAIR AND THE OTHER SIMPLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW THE SIT-AND-GO ONE-TABLE TOURNAMENT WAS WON OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT A VALID WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL SPACETIME OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK JAMES SPADER WAS _ _______ (_`-'_ `"`-. 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HOLD ON WHILE I || || TYPE THIS BLOG ENTRY INTO MY HIPTOP AS || -._ .-. || I'M ATTENDING A PEACE RALLY ON TUESDAY || -._| | | || AFTERNOON BECAUSE CAPITALISM MADE ME || -._|"|"| || AND ALL MY FRIENDS SO RICH I NOT ONLY || -._|.-.| || DON'T NEED TO WORK MY FINGERS TO THE BONE ||_______________|| EVERY DAY BUT CAN EVEN TAKE WHOLE DAYS /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\ OFF AND STILL EAT !!!!!!!!!! /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\ /.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.\ STILL IT SUCKS THOUGH !!!!!!!! /______/__________\___o_\ DrS \_______________________/ .-. (/^\) THAT'S AMORE (\ /) .-'-. (ANNA AMORE) /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ _ (_) | . . |L /| . _ _ . |\ _| \--+._/| . (_) / ||\| Y J ) / |/| ./ J |)'( | ` F`.'/ _ -<| F __ .-< (_) | / .-'. `. /-. 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IN THE MEANTIME I WILL CONTINUE TO _\ `--' |,' _/ PLAY ON THE SWINGSET, THE SLIDE, EXPOSING /__`.____.'__.-' MYSELF TO OTHERS IN THE PARK .eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- d $ ...... F $ SYSTEM ERROR $ F $ #41 OR MAYBE $ F $ #43 NOT SURE $ F $ ANYWAY I JUST $ F . $ CRASHED SO $ F = $ GET OUT THE $ F \ $ PAPERCLIP $ F -==. "=. $ """"""""""" F z $ F * " F ". ====== F ^c.=\- F .==-""""" % .=" % ^"""""""""""""""""""=4 ^*=4. =====4=*4=== "c "r ====%r=%r=*\ %. = -==*==*===% ^4 F % ^*==c. ==============" "- =""= " = ^\ / ,-----. ,-',-----.`-. / ,' \/ \/ `. \ IF JASON ALEXANDER ISN'T THE FUNNIEST MAN / /_\ /_\ \ ALIVE I'LL CHOKE MYSELF TO DEATH ON THIS ; ; : : HERE BIG COCK | |> <| | : : ; ; \ \"/ \"/ / WAIT THAT'S NOT A COCK THAT'S A (LONG PAUSE) \ `. /\ /\ ,' / I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS /`-.'-----',-'\ / |`-----'| \ BUT MAN JASON ALEXANDER ROCKS / ,-. \ / ,-. \ ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ) \ `-' / \ `-' / `---' `---' ) ( | ) ( / .- _ ,---. _ ( / / (~-| . . |-~) V / \._ 0 _,/ / / `-^-'`-._ / ' `-. ( : )E : ,---' ( THE BEST PART OF DA ALI G SHOW IS WHEN . )E ( I SEVER MY OWN FRONTAL LOBES IN A VAIN gpyy '._____,---' ( BUT GUTSY ATTEMPT TO STOP THE PAIN ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( _,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. ,' / / `. `. MAYBE IF LEO DIDN'T POP SO MANY PILLS ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. THEN BARTLET WOULDN'T BE SUCH A PUSSY / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ : / /) / / __ / / / L L WHAT | / __,' / / / / / / | | | / / / / / / / /___ | | YES I'LL HOLD : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F \ / / / / `. / / ,' ,' `./ / _,'_,' cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-' ______ ATTENTION \ \. |`\_____\ WHO KEEPS STUFFING MY IMAC AND |` | | IPOD AND TURNTABLE AND RAVE CLOTHES __-====-__ | | | AND OLD-TIMEY LPS INTO THE TOILET ?! (~< >~>_| | | {~~-====--~~: \ | | AND WHY ????????????? !~~------~~/----`+----/ \ \___ / I'M GOING TO JUST GET RIGHT IN THERE >------\ \ < AND SCRUB WITHOUT USING GLOVES OR <_________________> EVEN TAKING OFF MY TURTLENECK A MUSHROOM CLOUD HAS NO SILVER LINING !!!!!!!!!!! ____ ____ , -- - --- -. 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':| I CAN VISIT THE LITTLE CHURCH |:.'.||"|.'*:| AND LICK THE DICKS OF ALL THE \:~^~^~^~^:/ VICARS INSIDE (PLEASE DO NOT /`-....-'\ SHAKE AS I DID NOT PACK jgs / \ CHAINS) `-.,____,.-' LOOK I'M FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH o o AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY : : ,====. ` ; q X X p BUT I REALLY THOUGHT TITLING ` : | (_ | THAT SERIES "PARKER LEWIS : ; | \_/|___ HATES JEWS" STEPPED OVER ` , _`----'_--| THE LINE || / \|| ___/__\_____________ | | | ||| |\ ________________ /| | | | ||| | | \:::::::::::/ | | / / / //| | | |\:::::::::/| | | `- `-/|| | | || || | | | | |/ || _| | ||| | | ||| | |__|__| || || / | | \|_________|/ | | /| || | / \ |::: o o o L | / /||__|| / `--------------/---' /||'_ ' -------------------/-------/ ||__/ | || ( || || | || ) || || | / || |----------------' || | Gr || __ __ ,-' `' \ _---``-- / _ _ ; __ `. THIS LOVELY PORTRAIT / / `' \; /`----- ) STIMULATES MY PUNCH REFLEX / .-/ ,( ), \-. ; | \( \ / )/; | - _5 `7 -; / ( ___-' `-____ | ( ___`-_ \ ____| \ / `,/ \ _(\__ / \ \ ; \ .' /' `i. / | | \ _-'( _\__-/ `- | | ` ,` `_ | BP THIS IS THE GAYEST ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY YET ALL RIGHT SECOND GAYEST GRRRR || ,, _, ___....-----++ '.. Grrr .--o \---. || <||\o------ \__^.. ""\ / |--' || ___||_________)) ))"_________'""'((--(('________||_____ ! GRRRR || ,, _, ___....-----++ '.. ! .--o \---. || <||. .-'\__^'' ""\ / |--' || ___||_______o.-'___))_))"____'""'((--(('________||_____ ? 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THEY'RE UNDEAD \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ __ __ __ [_|]'_|] __ [_|].-'-_-_'-._] I'M A TRANSHUMANIST MASCULINIST _.'.'-.-'' '-.-'__ [_|]-.'. ' ' .'.-_] _/ /_/ '.'. ' ' . .' -_ [_|]_' '.'_'_. .' '._] |_|_| = = (.-_o) = = :-_' [_|] _ .//\/_\. .-_] \_\_\ .'//_//_\\'. .-. SO WHEN THE VINGE SINGULARITY COMES [_|]_`./.-/.-.-.\_'-_] I'M BEATING OFF EXTRA HARD '.'.-'-//__.\.\\.' [_|]-/.-_ .-[_\\ // // [_|] \.\\ _____//_//_________\.\\_____ mic ___________________________________ | _____ | | \ o / | | ~~~ | | Dux | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------- | __------__ | / ./ ,....., \. \ / ./ . _ . \. \ I HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO A DICK / / /o)_// \ \ ( ( ~ "(__) _ ) ) \ \. ~_~~~~~ ./ / ........ I MEAN DUCK \ \.________./ / \ / \.========./ I I I I /] [\ -cfbd- // \\ -------\\_____________//------- HEY I HAD A FUNNY DREAM LAST NIGHT IS IT COOL IF I TELL YOU ABOUT IT OKAY I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE GIST HEY MISTER YOU DON'T NEED THAT IN MY MOUTH AND BANG BANG MY DNA EVERYWHERE +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ () \| _\_\__====~~~ . . ` > < . > < ' ' ' I HEREBY SOLEMNLY . . SWEAR TO CONTINUE > < , > < TO MAKE ASCII ART . ' ' . . FARTS UNTIL AT __.--._ > < LEAST 2009 . .' L `.--._ ' > < `/ c '` \ `. (2007 IF KERRY IS ' : ; `. ` , ELECTED) | ; \ /`. | ' / \ . ' / -.\ \ ^ ;/ _ \ > < : \`.:/ \| `.| ; ' | :'' ' ; | | |`. _/_ ; [bug] : : `-._____/ `. / \ | :/ , V\ /"\ __.--; _ : `./ / ; ; : |\_/ | \L _..--. `.L.' |`. __ | | ;`. ; _ \\' `. /`+'.'`. | | | | \CT_; `-. ' / / | |-_| | .-'`.___. `-. / / ; : ; :.-' `-./ /. / \/_/ _ \/ `./ " `._.' , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ THAT QUEENY LOVE SURE LIKES JIZZ / (((\\)\ \ \ \\-_/ / / BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WHEN SHE FINALLY \ i i / PULLS THE DICK OUT OF HER MOUTH SHE (_)=(_) TALKS GERMAN !!!!! ) . ( /\---/\ MAN WHAT A TURN-OFF / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ _-o#&&*''''?d:>b\_ _o/"`'' '',, dMF9MMMMMHo_ .o&#' `"MbHMMMMMMMMMMMHo. .o"" ' vodM*$&&HMMMMMMMMMM?. FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW ,' $M&ood,~'`(&##MMMMMMH\ / ,MMMMMMM#b?#bobMMMMHMMML & ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM7MMM$R*Hk ?$. :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/HMMM|`*L | |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMbMH' T, $H#: `*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb#}' `? ]MMH# ""*""""*#MMMMMMMMMMMMM' - MMMMMb_ |MMMMMMMMMMMP' : HMMMMMMMHo `MMMMMMMMMT . ?MMMMMMMMP 9MMMMMMMM} - -?MMMMMMM |MMMMMMMMM?,d- ' :|MMMMMM- `MMMMMMMT .M|. : .9MMM[ &MMMMM*' `' . :9MMk `MMM#" - &M} ` .- `&. . `~, . ./ AND I MUST BEAT OFF . _ .- '`--._,dd###pp=""' O o . || CHECK IT OUT I DREW A BONG ||. |/ FUN FACT: I NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL || -- tQn [6~ tQn __________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| |____________________------__| Seal ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' LET'S WRITE BILL BIXBY HAIKUS BECAUSE WE'RE ON USENET AND SO WE REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH OUR TIME I MEAN PLONK //\ STEP 1: GET DRUNK \ \\ .__=. \ STEP 2: DRIVE AROUND \____ ,' -(@)\-\<) REALLY, REALLY FAST \__ \ (_______/_:\ >==.\ \___,' /# #\ | : \____ STEP 3: IF YOU MADE IT ,\\\___/|_|##(O)##| `./\---. HERE CONGRATULATIONS / ,`--' ,======'//, //.\ . \ ( ______)_//<_> O//// ( (@O ) ) I COULD GO ON BUT I HAVE (________/ ====='o' \ `-' / JUST ABOUT TWO MORE LINES `----' `---' LEFT SO, UH, SEE STEP 1 /\ /\ /\ /\ / \/ \/ \/ \ SOMETIMES I SPELL CUNT WITH / /\ /\ /\ /\ \ A "K" LIKE THIS: KUNT \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ ('.'''. ()/ ..) EPISODE 37: ELECTROMAGNETIC INDUCTION o'.__.> _ || _ |\ (_|\/|_)\ / //| |\\// (( |()\ \/ \\| \ _/_| () \ | \ \_._._.' \\// mrf ))\ // \\ (x\_/x) (_(___) ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' `~' JB BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!! IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!! _________ . _____ _______________________,-" ________\_________________.'| | ,`'-------------------------," | | | | _,--.`--"-----------.--------------"" | | | | |#|==| | | `-._____________ | | | | |#|==| | | _ _ _ _ _ `. | | | | |#|==| __| | '-.: ;|\| V \_|_______,'`.| |#|==| |--| _ _ | ##== O `" " ' ' ' \ | ` |#|==| |[]|:_;: : | \ | |#|==| |--|:_;:_;X|---------_________________________| | |#|==| |__| ......|________|/ DigitalHandycam | | |#|==| | | ' | | |#|==| | | | .----------------. | | |#|==| | | .----| | ,,,,,,,,,,,. | | | `--'--------.""""""| | | | ############ | | | _;-----"-----'| | | |________________| | | ::: ,. | |____| Digital8 ......... | | ::: || ` \\ | | ::: || \________\\_______________________;____; `:: "' == ; `.____________________________________________; Bob_R DEAR PRODUCERS OF BIG NATURALS, CUMFIESTA, AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT: PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST YOUR RUNNING COMMENTARY ABOUT THE GUY YOU KNOW POUNDING THE STUPID WHORE YOU PAID WE'RE ALL AWARE OF WHAT'S GOING ON WE HAVE EYES AND RIGHT HANDS YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY CLEVER BUT WHY HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED THAT YOU ARE LIKE KRYPTONITE TO A BONER __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THIS YEAR'S \ \ \ \--,,.. ELECTION AND I THINK THIS YEAR \ \ \ \ ,' I'LL VOTE !!!! \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' DO I HAVE TO BE REGISTERED OR \ \ \__,,--''' SOMETHING ???????? \ \ \. \ \ ,/ \ \__..- \ \ \ \ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO LATE \ \ __..--''\ I'M GOING TO PROTEST THE FACT __..--'' \ THAT DEMOCRACY WORKS __..--'' __..--'' __..--'' __..--'' | TASKS: \ o __..--''____....----"" - GET SIGN \__..--''\ - WRITE SOMETHING STUPID ON IT | \ - CHANT STUPID SHIT +----------------------------------+ - BLOCK TRAFFIC OS +----------------------------------+ - BREAK THINGS - CALL THE COPS "PIGS" .__ .-". (o\"\ | | YOU'D BE AMAZED AT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WANT \_\ | | TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES TO YOU IN THE MEN'S ROOM _.---:_ | ("-..-" / "-.-" / UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF NAPKIN PLZ / | "--" AsH : ;; / | / | .' : .-' ' _.-' / .-*" / _ .-' .' _.-*?' .' .' .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| SARGE IS | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | WAITING | ' .' : _.-*"*- | | / / ' .-*" _ | FOR YOU | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' "" +----------------+ ___ .-9 9 `\ =(:(::)= ; THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA: BONERS |||| \ |||| `-. ,\|\| `, / \ ; `'---., | `\ ; / | \ | / jgs ) \ __,.--\ / .-' \,..._\ \` .-' .-' `-=`` `: | /-/-/` `.__/ MAYBE I JUST FINALLY TOOK MY OWN LIFE AFTER WASTING ALL THESE YEARS MAKING CRAPPY ASCII ART AND EVEN CRAPPIER JOKES WHAT DO I CARE I'M STILL GOING TO FUCK YOUR CORPSE \ \ / ,,, __ ( .. OO | __/ o|_ .)) \__| ( ) \\,'/ ____ _ / ,' /._/ /| ||\\ `.\ ___| \|___|| _ )) | _ _>'-' \ | | ||\||\ / ) ) ||/||/ \|\| __ ___ _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ____________ jg FOOD GOES HERE ________________________________ / "-_ / . | . \ / : \ | / : \ / '-___-' \ /_________________________________________ \ _______| |________________________--""-L / F J \ / F J L / :' ': F / '-___-' / /_________________________________________--" NOTE: SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENS ON THIS END (ONE OPPOSING VIEW WANTS "HORRIBLE" CHANGED TO "WONDERFUL" SO WE'RE GOING TO DROWN HIM TOMORROW MORNING) .-""""-. / \ ) ` ____.-') I DON'T LIKE THE TERM "AREOLAE" ( _6 _ / AS IT SOUNDS TOO TECHNICAL ( \ _| ) / -._/ I PREFER THE TERM "TIT CAPS" _.--' ( _ / , `-. ) // , \ SIMILARLY "PUSSY" SOUNDS TOO . | ` ___.L\ ,--.\ PEDESTRIAN SO I PREFER TO \`,--'"\.-' '.-' )| REFER TO IT AS THE "COOTER" "'----._ __/)_,-.__. | _ ,--L "' __.-'_/ ) \_/--\____.-' _.-' _-+.--""". .==._-.__/. / _.-' | / `-. ` _/ / .` / \ , `. `--' .' / `-. `+_='^`-_.' __,' `'-..__,-_`==-' .-'' a:f .-'' _.-'\ '-..__.-' -.__) ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ ADVICE TO AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHERS || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| EVERYWHERE: || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA, ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D SHUT THE FUCK UP || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. 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INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR `"--.__ __.--"' ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE. `""-------------""' I HAVE TO THWART THIS FLOWER BEFORE IT GROWS TALL ENOUGH TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS .-. __ / \ / '. \ \ | / __\_ \ / .' \ \ / sSS2z \ \ \ sS/ .( .-. __ '.__ \ \s2z _/ _ _ / \ / \ \_ '. \s -\______// / \| |/ | .' '-._'._\ ____.---' : \ / _/_ '._,__.--| _/ _\_ \_|_.' '. .', / : '-( )_____.' ( ( \ '.__/'--\ \ / \ \ / | \ ) / / \. ) / / |'-: / .' / / '--'\__/ \ \ _/ / /.' \ \ ( '/ (_~-. \ \ / / '-' \ \ ;/ snd ) ) / / ,==. WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE !!!!! \\// .-~~-. FORM OF ,",-""-.". | | | | A FATASS SITTING ON THE COUCH DRINKING BEER | | .-"| |. AND WATCHING A DVD ". `,",-" ,'.". `| |_,-' | | OH WAIT DO I HAVE TO BE WATER-BASED | | | | ". `-._,-' ." I DON'T REMEMBER THE RULES hjw `-.___,-' GAY ABORTION??? MY MORAL COMPASS IS SPINNING .--""-. .-' '-. : : : .--, : .--. : : : : .' ".__.---.__.-.._ : '--' : : 66 ..--'"""--. : : ' _ .' ! '-. .' '--' '-.___.' fsc '-.._.-' __________________________ __..--/".' 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(-./_,|-,,' `.' |\ ` __`-`-'|// `:. \,|' -- - --- |\ | ||| ` | | -- | \ _|_|\\ jrei / | - _ \ \ ,-'-.`._____,',-'-. ______________ `[]\ .\____________________ |`.____________`. || \`| .::' ._ | |_''_o_o__o =.| || \|_________________ | | ,--. ,--. : _ || | |( () ) ( () )|: \`::') --- __ `.|_`-_'___`-_'_|`. / :: \ - _ - : \___:/ _ - - `--..___) LET'S ALL FORM A DEEP SOCIOPOLITICAL ROCK BAND !!!!! YOU FORM THE FEET AND LEGS, YOU FORM THE ARMS AND BODY AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD +--------------------------------------------------------+ AND SO THE | ^^^^^^^^^^^^ | Q ATE THE | ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ | BEE AND MOST | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | OF THE CARROTS | ^^^^^^^ Q ^^^^^^^^^ | (YOU KNOW WHAT | ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | Q STANDS FOR IF +--------------------------------------------------------+ NOT LOOK IT UP) IT'S THE URINE GOD AND HE'S PISSED !!!!!!!!!!! _ (` ). _ ( ). .:(` )`. ) _( '`. :( . ) .=(`( . ) .-- `. 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' GENERAL ROSS!!!!!!!!) /\ / \ / \ YOU CAUGHT A FAERIE! / \ WHAT WILL YOU DO? / \ /__________\ /\__________/\ - KEEP IT IN A BOTTLE / \ / \ - SET IT FREE / \ / \ - BASH ITS HEAD IN LIKE / \ / \ MATTHEW SHEPARD / \ / ^~DLF \ /__________\/__________\ \__________/\__________/ / / / / / /; /; // // ;/ ,// I'M THREE LAWS SAFE _,-' ;_,, _,'-_ ;|,' _,-'_,..--. | ___ .'-'_)' ) _)\| ___ ,'"""`'' _ ) ) _) ''--'''_,-' -={-o- /| ) _) ) ; '_,--'' \ -' ,`. ) .) _)_,''| `."( `------'' / `.\ _,' `-.____....-\\ || \\ // || // || // || _-.//_, _||_, jrei ,' ,-'/ :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR$$$$$8RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" <=- ;- : - (- :~ `- } - - - - - ->=- `. ..:' `-._ _ __`- '_ _ .'- } - - - - - ->=- '._; ; `._ _ _ _,.- -._ _} - - - - - ->=- ; : .'_.-~ ~ ~ \ : ;' `; .'`. CAPITALISM SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; :__; `. AS I TYPE ON THIS COMPUTER WHICH `. :' `. CAPITALISM MADE POSSIBLE : :`. `. Staszek _._ ,-" T "-. ,. ( _____ ) // ,. \/| ,'. |\/ /\/ IS "YOSOMONO" LITERALLY JAPANESE FOR \<\ // \ - / \\/ /` "USELESS UPTIGHT PISSY LITTLE BITCH" \>\,(\_____/`---"\__/_//) \/\ ) ((| ~ |)) ( "\ Y______\\"-"//______\ \/ \\ // \ / / \\/ ,--. , \ / / \\([JW])|, \ ( `| \\`--" | ) "_ | \\ | _" "_ \-.__ ||__,-._" ")-.__`----'__,-" JW / `----' \ / || | / // \ | || \ / // | / //\\ | | || \\ \ | || || | |___________|| \\_______\ [___________|] [|_______] |Y/| /\\/_ (mmn (_((__nm [___] [_______] !!!! A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME PERHAPS !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! o_o PLEASE CONSIDER THE BREAKING OF MY !!! !!!!!!! /@ @\ NECK QUICKLY INSTEAD OF BURYING ME !!!!!! \ x / INSIDE YOUR WALL TO DIE A SLOW !!!!!!/ m !m PAINFUL UNDIGNIFIED DEATH !!!!/ __ | !!!!|/ \__ I'M CC'ING THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR !!!\______\ AND EVERYBODY IN THE BANGPATH ON THIS ONE |b || ||, |'\ |`| | `| '| |. | `L | |, `| |. _,/7 | `| __,---'' / | `| __,---'" ..- ./ || | _.--=/'',--=-,, - ,/ `| \,/'''`\, /' > \ /' | ,/' `. . `\ ,/' / \ \ /' ___,----Y-' Y 7' .'.' `\ \ /' _-/'' `\. . ,/' /.' `\\ _,-'' --- \ ` /' ./.' __-' " _/'' .-- `\ /' /,'_--' ,/'' .. `"\_ ./ /='etb .,/' .--"\ / / <------------------,_____ ,/~' \ | ./ .' `""""""" `|_/\ / WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT UNICORN SCENE ANYWAY ?!?!?!?!?!?!? ( ) |\ _,--------._ / | | `.,' `. / | I'M A BRACHISTOCHRONE ` ' ,-' ' \/_ _ ( / (,-.`. ,',-.`. `__,' |/#\ ),-','#\`= ,'.` | `._/) -'.\_,' ) ))| / (_.)\ . -'// ( /\____/\ ) )`'\ \ |V----V|| ' , \ |`- -- -' ,' \ \ _____ ___ | .' \ \ `._,-' `- `.__,`---^---' \ ` -' -.______ \ . / ______,- `. ,' ap / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / __|__ / / / / / \ / / / /_______\ / / I SAID A BICYCLE NOT AN UMBRELLA | / / | | / / / -O_O+ / / / J __ _.--..--._ _ .-' _/ _/\_ \_'-. PERHAPS IF YOU REMOVED YOUR |__ / _/\__/\_ \__| JUPITER MISSILES FROM TURKEY AN |___/\_\__/ \___| ACCOMMODATION COULD BE REACHED \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ ____\__/___ . - ' ' -. / \ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~!~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~pjb |. /_\ o |___| (+) /_____\ () /_\ |=====| || (___) |_____| _________ _______ /__\ |.| |.| / \ __| S N | _ |__| |o| _|_ _ |.| _ /___________\ | |: : :| | 0 __ + ||_ _|_|__|#|_/_\ |.| / \_ |[] [] [] []|__|_|: : :| | | |__| _|__ _|| |_ / |#| |:|_|.|_/____\ |[] [] [] []| |: : :| |_._|_/\/\/\/____\/______\/_______|#|_|:| |.| | [] |_|[] [] [] []| __|_____| |_____|_|_|_|____|________|_______|_|_|_|_|_|_|____|_|__H__H__H__|_|__|_____| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- JB PLEASE TAKE NOTE: I HEARD BLU IS JUST A MOOD _____ ((( `\ MAYBE IF SOMEONE JUST UP _ _`\ ) AND RAPED ME I'D FINALLY (^ ) ) SHUT MY FUCKING BON-BON ~-( ) GUZZLING WORD HOLE _'((,,,))) ,-' \_/ `\ HEHE !!!! ( , | `-.-'`-.-'/|_| \ / | | =()=: / ,' aa ,"=-. / _),`'". ( /a( ), ) ) C = = ?/ ONCE YOU HAVE CHILDREN YOU SHOULD ( )) (_ o-< BE BANNED FROM PORN FOREVER ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} \ \ \(_;/-|_) )/) `._,--/ / / `!__!! ( (_o)) ---`-._, )--- ------( / |---- | ( | :__/|\_; \ |/ )(\_ /_)--` gpyy \_! _________________ /_________________\ |====#=#=#=#=#====| _________________________________________| | / |_____________ | /________________________________________________________\ | | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] | | :==============================================================:| | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || |--------------------------------------------------------------|| | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | ::::::::::::: || | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] ( ) [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | :::::::::::( ) ( ) || ()[+] ()]:[():[():[( ) ) [( | )+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || ( ) ( ):( ))( )( )( | ) ) ( ) () ( ) ( ))| ( )( ))( )( ( ) ( ) ) | ( )( )( )( )[+] [+]( ( )) ( )) ( )( ( )( )( ( ) ( | ) )( ) )( ) )---:::::( ) ) ============================= | ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ::::::( ) -----------------------------===================================== - _ -- __ - --__ _ - _ _ - ------------------------------------- _ -- _ -- --_ -- _ - __ | -- __ -- - _ -- --- _ __ -- - -- _ --- __ - _-- | --_ - __ -- ___ -- _ - __ - - _ _ _ -- __ -- - - _ - | - _ - _ -- _ --- _ -- _ --- bni I HOPE BERNIE MAC IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT FANNIE MAE .--. THE PROBLEM WITH REAL SEX IS THAT ." o \__ THEY'RE ALL REAL .... FUCKING UGLY _.-" ,( ` _.-" ,;;| I MEAN HBO'S REAL SEX NOT REAL ACTUAL SEX _.-=" _," ,,;;;' .-"`_.-"``-..,,;;;;:' OH WHO AM I KIDDING EVEN AS A SEXY ASS `"'` `\`\ BIRD I STILL DON'T GET ANY !!!!!! jgs /^\\\ OH LOOK A DICK AGHLGAHLGAHLGAHLAGHLAG ___ .-" "-. I'M A HEMOGLOBIN .' . ; `. / : . ' : \ | ` .-. . ' | | : ( ) ; ` | | : `-' : | \ .` ; : / hjw `. . ' .' WELL I'M ARSENIC, GET OVER HERE YOU `-.___.-' .------._ / \.-. \_-_:===='; _.) I'M THE KWISATZ HADERACH .'/''..''\', \\ | ' || '.| | | || | | | | 0 || 0 | | .'_ __.--.__ _'. (__. _.----._ .__) `--======--' dlK ________ .##@@&&&@@##. THE BEST PART OF WATCHING ,##@&::%&&%%::&@##. QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY #@&:%%000000000%%:&@# IS KNOWING THEY'RE ALL #@&:%00' '00%:&@# GOING TO HELL ANYWAY #@&:%0' '0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# #@&:%0 0%:&@# "" ' " " ' "" _oOoOoOo_ .-.-. (oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' `=========` jgs ^^ | ^^ :: | :: ^^ :: | :: ^^ :: :: | :: :: HEY :: :: | :: :: :: :: | :: :: HEY LADY :: :: _/~\_ :: :: :: :::/ \::: :: WHEN I GROW UP :::::( )::::: I WANT TO BE A \ ___ / COMMERCIAL SHIPPING LANE :::::/` `\::::: SO ALL THE BIG BOATS :: ::\o o/:: :: BLOATED WITH CARGO :: :: :": :: :: FROM WONDERFUL :: :: ` ` :: :: FARAWAY LANDS :: :: :: :: WOULD GO THROUGH ME :: :: :: :: ^^ :: :: ^^ :: :: ^^ ^^ .---. .---. .' / )))^^\\ ) THE BEST PART ABOUT TWO (> (( e Va ) ) GIRLS KISSING IS THAT [_3 ) < (( ) THEY CAN'T TALK IN __(/ _ B>.__) ( ) THE MEANTIME / \ ( ) ) / .V (\ \( ( ( (\ / / ( .) .) \ \)/ \ ) \ ,--.\_/ / \ / / `.__ / \.'\ - \__ / /._/ `''-. / .^ "/## .' \/ / \ \ `. .- / / \ {i}( / / \__>\ c ## \.' \ / .' \___.-._>._/ /\ `. #\\ \ / `""`-..._-._ _.-' / __/ / \n- '-.____\ /_______________> Sexii c___/ //_.' `./ 3 \ / ( /' `--' ` __ __ __ |==| |==| |==| LOOSE LIPS SUCK DICKS __|__|__|__|__|__|_ __|___________________|___ __|__[]__[]__[]__[]__[]__[]__|___ |............................o.../ \.............................../ hjw_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')/,~')_ ||||| HEY SOMETHING'S BROKEN IN THE BUILD ?!?!?!?! ||O O|`____. |||\-/|| \ __\ "SYNC TO HEAD" |.--:--| . : /( ):( |_.-~~_. WELL I SYNCED A FEW HOURS/DAYS/WEEKS AGO AND (~m : / | oo:| NOW IT'S NOT WORKING SO CAN YOU HELP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SYNC TO HEAD YOU FUCKING MORON" //@@ @@-OO BUT I SYNCED RELATIVELY RECENTLY AND HAVEN'T @@@ ^ @ _____ BOTHERED TAKING THE TRIVIAL AMOUNT OF TIME / \ / \ |\____\ TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING MORE SO I'LL / ( X ) | | | | CONTINUE TYPING, THEREBY CONSUMING PRECIOUS <___=\ | | | MINUTES OF BOTH OF OUR LIVES THAT WE'LL \======\ \|_"_| NEVER GET BACK (___ VK/MC ____ .--"~~" ~"\___ Y ] ~~"\ l `v.,_ _/' ] \ | 7~~" /' \ | / /~"------"~ __.} l_/-^-<-. .--"~ Y I Y / l oj-<______ Y _ ~---~ ( ^ Y l |~t-.__( // \.__.^ \ | | ~\ _.^ "-._ | | "---"~ Y |-^----------..,__ . | |--.,__ --.,__ ~"-. \\ | l l "~--.,_ ~--. \ \\ _____ | \ \___, "-._ / \>-"~ ~"-.--j ~----/ "--" / ,--. Y _Y_ / ( ) ___ |_ -Row ,-~ " "--" " ~-< ~-. / Y \ \ / / . l Y )Y / l /-.____l !\, ) ! / / Y / /"--" / \__/' \ / /_K-~ `\__K-"\__.-" ^.__K-" I'M SO HARD MY DICK'S POINTING TO MAGNETIC NORTH ________________________________________________ |,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.| I WAS GOING TO WATCH ||8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888|| THE NOVA CALLED ||8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888|| "SURVIVING AIDS" BUT ||8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888|| THEN I REALIZED IT ||8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888|| WASN'T A COMEDY ||8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888|| ||888888888888888888888888888888888888888Y""""""|| NO LAUGH TRACK ||8888888888888888888888888888888888;"' - || ||888888888888888888888888888888888| `---.____- || NO PIES IN FACES ||:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::L -- - `|| ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::J - --. || NOT EVEN A RODNEY ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| --. || DANGERFIELD GAG ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::L --. --.|| ||:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::J -- --. || JUST KAPOSI'S ||`'''''''''''''':::::::;:::::::::::::..._______|| SARCOMA AND LISPS || - `''''''''''''''::::::::|| ||- - - || || - || || - - - || ||_-__________-__________________-___________l42|| '------------------------------------------------' HI I'M THE LITTLE CHRISTIAN FISH I'M AN ICON AND A WARNING SIGN (NO JEWS, NO A-RABS, NO BLACKS, NO IRISH) / <>< ___ /. `\ I THINK WE SHOULD GET A BUNCH OF / , ` | FUCKING PUSSY GIRLY MEN IN A ROOM AND /^\__/' THEN PUT SPIDERS ON THEIR FACES _,--~, /_ AND CHALLENGE THEM TO DO STUPID SHIT /' ~~~ -__ ~-, AND RECORD THEM BITCHING AND ,/ , _ \ WHINING ABOUT EACH OTHER !!!!!!! / |`-_ _ '_/%\ `\ / |_, ~~ __/`\ \ IT'S TOTALLY QUEER EYE MEETS ,--~~"' / \ `--/ |, > FEAR FACTOR MEETS THE APPRENTICE !!!! //^|~~---' ; , , | ' ,'` , ( | / ,' `;;;,' \ ,' | / 77); `./||` / ,"^ \, , / / \ , ( ,' \ | \ `. \_- \ \ ; \ `, ` ' \ | TELEVISION FOR FUCKING RETARDS \ ` \ ` | ) `, `. / ' ,' ) mooO' Ooom' mOm _"_ % (< ? BOOBS ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % OKAY THINGS I GUESS /:\ |/|, b'ger _o,:o?\?dM&MHcc~,. WHAT ..^':&#""HMMMMMMMM$:?&&?. .` -` 'HMMMMMMMMMHMMMp\. THE . ' |MMMMMMMMMMMMMM"' . . `9MMMMMMMMMMMMM -. WORLD - `*9MMMMMHH##[ . - `\Z9MMM `~\ . NEEDS : '| ?MMb_?p""-?v.. : - `"'*&#, - . NOW : `?,oHH#? . -- |MMMMH,: IS : . |MMMMMM6, : - |MMMMMMMM ? HMMMMMMP -- . ' |HMMMMM' LESS :.` . ' JMMMM+ PEOPLE \ ,MMMP: FUCKING : |MMH?: STUFFED -:\. dM#" . ANIMALS \ ,H*' .' -. d':..' ` . .,.- '-.. .\oooodov~^-` ______ _.' _..._\ _/ .'_..._ ' I'M VOTING FOR RALPH NADER BECAUSE .' / /.'==..=\: I LIKED HIM ON HAPPY DAYS (AND THEN LATER '._\ \\ O _O<' WHEN HE WAS A MOUSE WHO RODE A MOTORCYCLE) _/_/ ._'._).'_ / / \_/ .=== \ \ \ | / | \ \ \ | |/ '-._ | . / '.\ / \__\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) MY BONER GIVES / / ) CANCER TO ANGELS / / o )___ / / ___.) / / (-----( )-- ) / / (_) ) / / / ) / / / ) //// / ) / / ) ------------------------ O O _____ o## ####### ## #o |IIIII| o# # #vvvvv##### #o ## #o |I I I| WHEN I SHOUT o# ##### ##o #ooo |I I I| "QUEER COCKSUCKERS" ___ o# /\/\/\###### ##oo |IIIII| YOU SHOUT "THEY'RE |III| oo# ########oo ___||_ |I I I| NOT HUMAN" AND THEN |I I| ooo#^^^^^^#######oo _ |= = =| |I I I| OPEN THE TRAPDOOR |III| ################# ||| |= = =| |IIIII| / _|I I|__ ################## _|||_|= = =|_|I I I|__i_______ |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/| |/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| |\ |\\ STUPID FUCKING WHORE |\\\ {\ /\\\\.. GOT ME FIVE YEARS IN SING SING {\\../ \ {//.. { ( * > NEXT TIME I'LL USE BLEACH {/ \. / //// ) /// %%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (< ?%%%%%%%%%%% ~ % ___ //___ THIS JUST IN: BARTLETT'S A BIG GIRL / | '/ (* )( *) | ', ################## b'ger """""""""""""""""" SERVICE ___......__ _ GUARANTEES _.-' ~-_ _.=a~~-_ CITIZENSHIP ?? .-.-_----------~ .--. _ -.__.-~ ( ___==> '''--...__ ( \ \\\ { ) _.-~ LET'S NOT BE =_ ~_ \\-~~~//~~~~-=-~ SO HASTY NOW |-=-~_ \\ \\ |_/ =. ) ~} IT'S EASIER JUST TO |} || GIVE UP AND GIVE HEAD // || _// {{ REALLY GOOD HEAD '='~' \\_ ~~' .-""`````````""-. /'-.___________.-'\ THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE, ; ; HER LOVER, AND THE TWO HOURS OF | __.......__ | MY LIFE THAT ARE GONE AND I CAN |.-'` ~ `'-.| NEVER GET BACK |::-.___~______~.-'`| ;:::::. ; \::::. / ':::::. .' `-:::::.._.-' | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs ___| |___ .-'` | | `'-. ( `"""` ) '._ _.' `"""""""""` .--. HELLO FOLKS HAPPY NEW YEAR .-./ ___\ || `-'\|. .| || MY NAME IS GARY RIDGEWAY BUT YOU MIGHT __\=/__ .-. KNOW ME BEST AS SEATTLE'S GREEN RIVER .' \:/ `. /\/| KILLER, THE PROLIFIC SERIAL MURDERER OF / /( : )\ V /|| PROSTITUTES AND PEOPLE I THOUGHT WERE \_\( : ) `-' || PROBABLY PROSTITUTES (_(__:__) __||___ \ | / / / I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE YOUR |__|__| ( ( DRIVEWAY SHOVELED OR IF YOU NEEDED ANY (___V___) \______\ CURIOUS IRREGULAR-SHAPED OBJECTS DUMPED ~~ ~~ THIS IS WHY WE DON'T || || LET WELSH PEOPLE HOLD @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ PUBLIC OFFICE !!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/ \/ * CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR /) (\ COMPLETE ATTENTION / ) ( \ _( (_ _ _ _) )_ THAT STAR REPRESENTS YOUR (((\ \> /_> <_\ / | | / I'M PROTESTING THE FACT THAT I CAN'T | / THINK OF ANYTHING GOOD TO PROTEST | / RIGHT NOW | __ .' / .' IF I'M NOT CAREFUL SOMEONE WILL FORM / / ANOTHER PROTEST TO PROTEST MY PROTEST !!!! / / ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO COME WITH ANYTHING / ' TO PROTEST / / / / / / WHOSE STREETS ' / / OUR STREETS . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LET'S WATCH PROJECT . . . . . . . . RUNWAY TO SEE FAGGOTS . . . . . . . . . . CRY . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. WELL MORE THAN USUAL . . . . . . . . .. ANYWAY . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . .. . . . . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __...----.. .-' `-. / .---.._ \ | | \ \ | `. | | | | _____ ` ' | | / _.-` `. \ | .'| //'''.' \ `---'_(`.||.`.`.' _.`.'''-. \ _(`'. `.`.`'.-' \\ \ \ (' .' `-._.- / \\ \ | ('./ `-._ .-| \\ || ('.\ | | 0') ('0 __.--. \`----'/ _.--('..| `-- .' .-. `. `--..' _..--..._ _.-' ('.:| . / ` 0 ` \ .' .-' `..' | / .^. | / .' \ ' . `._ .'| `. \`...____.----._.' .'.'| . \ | |_||_||__| // \ | _.-'| |_ `. \ || | | /\ \_| _ _ | || | /. . ' `.`.| || || || / ' ' | . | `.`---'/ .' `. | .' .'`. \ .' / `...' .' \ \ .'.' `---\ '.-' | )/\ / /)/ .| \ `. `.\ \ )/ \( / \ | \ | `. `-. )/ ) | | __ \ \.-` \ | /| ) .-. //' `-| \ _ / / _| | `-'.-.\ || `. )_.--' ) \ '-. / '| ''.__.-`\ | / `-\ '._|--' \ `. \ _\ / `---. LGB /.--` \ \ .''''\ `._..._| `-.' .-. | '_.'-./.' FUCK THIS ELECTION !!!!!! LET'S SECEDE FROM THE UNION BECAUSE WHAT DEMOCRACY MEANS TO ME IS I ALWAYS GET MY WAY OR FUCK IT WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANADA WON'T HAVE US OH WELL I'M GOING TO STARBUCKS ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF TSUNAMIS AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF TSUNAMIS AGAIN BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME MASSIVE TSUNAMI THREAT > > --, .::. `\ // _ (" ) ("_) (XX)// __\) / \ / \-. d___"-_ `. 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'-' '-' '-' '..' | '^^^' '^^^' '--' | ===============. .-. .================. .-. | | | | | | '-' | | | | | | | | ':-:' | | .-. | l42 | '-' | | '-' | ===============' '================' | IT'S LIKE JESUS IS RUNNING FROM GHOSTS IN A MAZE LET'S MAKE PARALLELS BETWEEN JESUS CHRIST AND PAC-MAN FOR INSTANCE COMPARING ENERGIZERS YOU EAT TO SCARE THE MONSTERS TO THE WAFERS THAT ARE THE BODY OF CHRIST AND THE GHOSTS TO UNBELIEVERS AND THE LITTLE DOTS AS I DON'T KNOW MAYBE THEY'RE THE APOSTLES BUT LET'S GO ON AND ON ABOUT IT FOR TWENTY PARAGRAPHS TREATING IT SERIOUSLY EVEN THOUGH IT'S PATHETICALLY RIDICULOUS UNTIL WE'RE ALL TOTALLY SICK OF IT AND WANT TO DIE KIND OF LIKE THE ONION ,==. HALO 2 SUBTITLE CHOOSING CONTEST FOLKS !!! CHECK ONE \\// .-~~-. [ ] STILL CAN'T CHECK YOUR SIX EASILY ,",-""-.". | | | | [ ] PLEASE PLEASE DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR USELESS XBOX | | .-"| |. ". `,",-" ,'.". [ ] NOW DOWN TO ONLY FIVE YEARS BETWEEN THE XBOX `| |_,-' | | RELEASE AND THE PC PORT | | | | ". `-._,-' ." [ ] YES MORE ENDLESSLY REPETITIVE LEVELS BECAUSE hjw `-.___,-' WE'RE TOO LAZY TO HIRE ACTUAL LEVEL DESIGNERS .--. (._=.\ `- - j) WHY CAN'T WOMEN UNDERSTAND WHY WE DIDN'T \- / WANT TO GIVE THEM THE RIGHT TO VOTE ?????? ._| |__ (/ \ THEY'LL JUST VOTE FOR WHOEVER'S CUTEST, (_ (. j \ BEST DRESSED, ETC. ANYWAY .__)| " /\, \ //, _/ , (_/ / /" / (' \ \___\/ \\` \ | \| |^, \ | \ |) ) \ ._/ a:f / ) `-' _ _ FRENCH: ENGLISH: __// |___. JOUET BE IT EVER SO |'_ '--' _ | POUR HUMBLE THERE'S `(_)----(_)'= CHATS NO PLACE LIKE METHLAB _ ,-, _ ,--, /: :\/': :`\/: :\ |`; ' `,' `.; `: | MY FIST IS | | | ' | |. DEROGATORY TO WOMEN | : | | pb | || | :. | : | : | : | \ \__/: :.. : :.. | :.. | ) `---',\___/,\___/ /' `==._ .. . /' `-::-' , . ( ) \ / SORRY !!!! I ONLY SWING ONE WAY: THE BUTT \. ./ \\ // \\ // \`-'/ CJ `-' .---. / /"\ \ WHAT IS IT ABOUT LIZ PHAIR THAT )/a a\( MAKES ME UNABLE TO DECIDE ( ( - ) ) WHETHER I SHOULD BEAT HER OR )_) (_( BEAT OFF TO HER .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' _"_ % (< ? IF I WERE A WOMAN I COULD FLASH MY BOOBS ` " AND AUTOMATICALLY GET WHATEVER I WANTED !!!! __||___ |\___//_\ BUT THEN AGAIN THAT ALSO MEANS I'D HAVE TO (' | ') \\ RETAIN IN-DEPTH KNOWLEDGE OF MAKEUP WHICH __|\ , / |/ WOULD PUSH OUT OTHER IMPORTANT KNOWLEDGE /: / \ :: SUCH AS MATH, SCIENCE \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / HELL WALKING IN HIGH HEELS TAKES UP 25% \: / OF A WOMAN'S BRAIN POWER ALL BY ITSELF -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger . .-. / / ./ _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ '-~ ~._/ ,-.-' < MY BONER KNOWS NO NATIONAL BOUNDARIES \ 7 .. . ! _.-. .. < ~v~ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / ) > o < > \ \_.--._ / .-' <> \ \ 7 . 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NOTE: THERE ARE TWO BFGS IN HELL :: _ ;; `:_|_;' ! ctf ________________ | |," `.| | 15. THEY DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU LOAN THEM | / SONY \ | TO YOUR FRIEND TO PLAY WITH BECAUSE YOU'RE | | | | SICK OF BEATING THEM |O _\ /> /_ | ___ _ |_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(") SgH [___|[=]__[=]|___] // \\ (o_ WHY EVEN HAVE ZOOS ????? CAN'T WE JUST (o_ //\ KILL THE CHICKS AND REPLACE THEM WITH (/)_ V_/_ ENDLESS TECHNO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.---------------. LOOK MISTER WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS AND |.-----------. | WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS || |()| || |oo| I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU BUT I CAN'T: I'M |'-----------' | A MICROWAVE AND I'VE GOT NO CUNT """"""""""""""" .__=\__ .__==__, jf' ~~=\, _=/~' `\, ._jZ' `\q, /=~ `\__ j5(/ `\./ V\\, .Z))' _____ | .____, \)/\ j5(K=~~ ~~~~\=_, | _/=~~~~' `~~+K\\, .Z)\/ `~=L | _=/~ t\ZL j5(_/.__/===========\__ ~q |j/ .__============___/\J(N, 4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PLEASE SIGN THE GUESTBOOK ON MY GEOCITIES' LISA "LEFT EYE" LOPES MEMORIAL PAGE .=-- :::: -', :::,_ ` .:::. 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WHICH IS THE ONE THAT'S TIED UP IN MY CLOSET AGAIN ?????? /mmmm\ C o o D | o | | _ / WHO AM I ??? |_u_| ___ |_u_| / \ I'M SPIDER-MAN !!!! |_u_| | | | | | | / | \ | | ( )Y( )__/ / .__-----__.__/ ,v-, < , ) `_A_ /"\ / "P `-",V B" /"\ ,-,/\T_D, ,'( ) D ,7 P ) \ \( -' _A_"--',T H. ..-H'-\ _A_ /"\ ,;T___( ,/ | /"\ , _/" ,| C8>'" ( _ _A_ `q _ "" ) _A_ _./"\ ) <,sm> _/' /"\ | ""-._.H ,/ / _A_ ,-._,'`. \ _A_ ,/ /"\/ _A_ \ './"\ __, / /" /"\ '-."`. -="p"" ""\ _P" !_! "W " H \_ """"" ---// ( =' `"-' `w """' THE ROBERT BLAKE I CAME TO KNOW AND TRUST FROM MONEY TRAIN WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE / . | :| | | | .| I TEST-DROVE THE NEW 2005 ____| .| FORD CUNT AND I'VE GOT TO .' . ). ,' SAY IT WAS-- .' c '7 ) ( _.-" |.' `. WHAT .' "8E :| | _}"" :| OH SHIT OKAY SORRY | ( | | .' ) | :| .odCG8o_.---.__8E | .| `Y8MMP"" "" `-...-' _.-"""-._ _.-"""-._ / (#\ \_/ (#\ \ I'M NOT IN A RUSH TO MAKE A GAG ABOUT : \#) |NNn. \#) : THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE BECAUSE HELL \ /N(#\N\ / IT'LL STILL BE FUNNY AFTER SHE DIES "-.___.-nNNN\#)N|_.-" \NNNNNNNNN/ "*NNNNN*" F_P " HEY EVERYONE !!!! IT'S NEWS THAT YOU CAN GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB FOR RUNNING OFF YOUR FAT FUCKING MOUTH WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A CAREFUL AND CLEAR ||||| EMPLOYEE POLICY ON BLOGGING !!!!!! ||O O|`____. BLOOGERS RIGHTS EVERYONE !!!!!!! |||\-/|| \ __\ |.--:--| . : OH WAIT ALL COMPANIES ALREADY *DO* HAVE A /( ):( |_.-~~_. BLOGGING POLICY AND IT IS: DO IT AND (~m : / | oo:| YOU'LL GET FIRED YOU DUMB BITCH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VK+a:f IT'S ALMOST AS IF, AS A BLOGGER, I AM FUNDAMENTALLY INCAPABLE OF FIGURING THIS OUT EVEN GIVEN AMPLE EVIDENCE SORRY I'M CONFUSED ABOUT HOW I CAN BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS I SAY IN A PUBLIC FORUM NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW THE AVAILABILITY OF BLOGS ALSO INCREASES THE EASE WITH WHICH MY COMPANY CAN SEARCH FOR ME SAYING STUPID THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING ABOUT IT DON'T YOU REALIZE I'M FIGHTING FOR *YOUR* FREEDOM AND PUTTING MY LIVELIHOOD ON THE LINE BY TALKING ABOUT HOW MY WORKMATE'S FAT AND MY BOSS IS A JERK AND VIOLATING MY NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS WILLINGLY YES MR. SECURITY GUARD I'LL PUT MY STUFF IN THE CARDBOARD BOX NOW AND BE ESCORTED OUT __ / -==/- | | | ./| THIS CAREFULLY STACKED PYRAMID OF EMPTY MOUNTAIN DEW | ./ | CANS BOTH CONCRETELY AND ABSTRACTLY SYMBOLIZES MY |/ \ | TOTAL INABILITY TO BE LOVED OR EVEN SLIGHTLY TOLERATED | \<>| |/<>' | |\/ ./| | ./ | |/ | | | | | ko1 `-,,,-' __ /o \_____ \__/-="="` __ / o\ FOLKS I THINK THE SOLUTION TO ALL THESE MD5 AND SHA1 \_ / ETC. EXPLOITS IS THAT WE SHOULD ALL JUST AGREE TO <| STOP TRYING TO HACK THEM SO THEY'LL STAY GOOD FOREVER <| jgs <| AGREED ?!?!?!?! ` nnnmmm \||\ ;;;;%%%@@@@@@ \ //, V|/ %;;%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@ ===Y// 68=== ;;;;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@ @Y ;Y ;;%;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Y ;Y ;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Y ;Y__;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i;;__Y iiY"";; "uu%@@@@@@@@@@uu" @"";;;> Y "UUUUUUUUU" @@ `; ___ _ @ `;. ,====\\=. .;' ``""""`==\\==' `;===== WT === DON'T PANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 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SO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT ____ 3 ., _ ' `_ _______ --+-[---------.---(-)-----(@)----|-------|--.-----|-------------.---- | ] | |~ |~ (@) _ | | |} | --+-[-----|---+---|-------|--|--(@)---------+-----|----------|}-+---| |/ | | | | | |~ (@) _ | | _| .. | | | --Y-------|---+---|-------|--|--|---|---(@)-+-|>( )------|---|--+---| /|_ _| | `=_| | | |~ | ~ |>(@) | _| |-@-)---(@)---+-----------------|---|---|---+-------------------+-(@) \_|/ ~ | | | | | ~ --+-----------"-------------------------|---"-------------------"---- | jw ._} THAT FREECREDITREPORT.COM JINGLE IS REALLY CATCHY | '`---..___ . : ``---.._| ' THERE'S LIFE ON MARS !!!! :`'--..___ | VIKING PROVED IT !!!!!! | . ---..._ : | .' `. |---. WHY ARE WE STILL DEBATING THIS ???? ' / _.\|(O)| | ' .-' =| : | | .(b /@)() | THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GO TO MARS SO THEY | \_\_/ `-. | CAN COMMIT CRIMES AGAINST LIFE ITSELF BY : ) -` --' EXPLOITING A WORLD THAT SHOULD BE LEFT TO | .'---,_ `-'| | THE MARTIANS NO MATTER HOW MICROBIAL OR | / / )`--' | | NONEXISTENT THEY MAY THEORETICALLY BE | .' ( \__.. : ' '/____ _ _`.____))| | SIGNED, A 5 YEAR OLD BOY WHO SHOULDN'T |_] [_] | | | HAVE OPENED HIS FUCKING YAP IN THE FIRST PLACE :\ ,' / | : |_`--- / ._ ,' `--' | LGB \__\___) | ``---...._| _ ,'-`. WHEN IN DOUBT, UNF :_ _: ..._ \ _ / _.,, `-.>. _,-`-'-._ ,<,-' : \ / _ `./ ; \ ` '_) / UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE ON A FIRST DATE ??? \ ,| (_, |. / UNF UNF UNF `' | . | `' :_______: YOUR BOSS IS UNSATISFIED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE | | AT THE JOB AND NEEDS TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU | | ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AT THE COMPANY !!??! UNF UNF UNF | . | | | | SHE THINKS IT MIGHT BE MY CHILD ?!?!?? UNF UNF UNF | | | | | | THEY FOUND YOUR DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AT THE | | | CRIME SCENE ??!!?!? UNF UNF UNF UNF (AN EXTRA UNF) |___:___| /___/___\ SSt ____________ /____ ___/\ \ \_/ /___\ \ WHEN I BEAT OFF I HAVE TO TAKE A NAP / //___/ / / (I.E., I WOULD NOT SURVIVE IN THE WILD) \/__________\/ /<> /\__//~|/\ /___/ / /___/ \ \ \/__\ \ \ \ `--` \ \ \ \ \ \ MINTY \ \ \ WAXED ! \ / \___________\/ , (`. : \ __..----..__ `.`.| |: _,-':::''' ' `:`-._ I REJECT THE FOUNDING `.:\|| _,':::::' `::::`-. PRINCIPLES AND \\`| _,':::::::' `:. `':::`. PRECEPTS OF THE ;` `-'' `::::::. `::\ BETA AQUILAE ,-' .::' `:::::. `::.. `:\ CONVENTION ,' /_) -. `::. `:. | ,'.: ` `:. `:. .::. \ __,-' ___,..-''-. `:. `. /::::. | |):'_,--' `. `::.. |::::::. ::\ `-' |`--.:_::::|_____\::::::::.__ ::| | _/|::::| \::::::|::/\ :| /:./ |:::/ \__:::):/ \ :\ ,'::' /:::| ,'::::/_/ `. ``-.__ jrei '''' (//|/\ ,';':,-' `-.__ `'--..__ `''---::::' /| __ / | ,-~ / Y :| // / | jj /( .^ >-"~"-v" / Y jo o | YOU NEED HIGH HEELS ( ~T~ j >._-' _./ AND A HANDBAG / "~" | Y _, | BITCH /| ;-"~ _ l / l/ ,-"~ \ \//\/ .- \ Y / Y* l I ! ]\ _\ /"\ (" ~----( ~ Y. ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ______________________ Q | | ___|\_.-, | FOOL ME ONCE, S\ Q~\___ \| | SHAME ON YOU |( )o 5) Q | |\\ \_ () | FOOL ME TWICE, | \'. _'/'. | NOW THAT'S AMORE .-. 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WE'RE MORONS |vP' _..._ 'Qv| ,d|`." ".'|b. CM| |MD `Q|---. ,---|P' \`---'_'---'/ `. ._. ,' `-._.-' M-K ! || !| | \ _ | \ /~ ~\ \ \_ /<- ->\ GAY PEOPLE WOULDN'T GET BASHED SO HARD \ \_\.O.|\\ IF THEY DIDN'T DO THINGS THAT WERE SO GROSS \ ' /__" | \ I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE IT'S COMMON SENSE \ ' . \ \ \ /) > IF THEY JUST SOLD SHOESHINES AND FOUGHT FIRES \ , | / NO ONE WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM | \__/ < > /o |) / T / / | / / | . / \/ \/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ > \ /^ / ^\ ^^^~ ~~~mOm _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ FOLKS YOU CAN PLAN TO FAIL OR | .'_ _\/ YOU CAN FAIL TO GIVE HER A SLAP / ) a a| WITH THE BACK OF YOUR HAND / ( > | ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ ..... TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, .:::::::::. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE EDITORS .::::::::::::::. OF THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE :::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::: I'M WRITING TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY :::::::::::::::::::::: FATHER'S BEHAVIOR ("HENRY," THE :::::::::::::::::::::: HORRIBLY MISSHAPEN CUBE) WHO HAD :::::::::::::::::::::: BEEN HARASSING YOUR EDITORIAL STAFF :::::::::::::::::::: OVER THE YEARS :::::::::::::::::: `::::::::::::::' AS YOU KNOW HIS PAROLE DATE IS COMING `:::::::::' UP AND A POSITIVE MESSAGE FROM YOU WOULD ````` GO A LONG WAY TOWARDS HIS RELEASE .---. / _\ BLOGGABLES ??? THE BLOGOSPHERE ??? BLOGOMATIC ??? / (={) SIMULBLOGCAST ??? ECOBLOGS ??? METABLOGS ??? BLOGS / /_/ OF BLOGS ??? MEDIABLOGS ??? CATABLOG ??? UBERBLOG ??? ( |(_ BLOGSERVATION ??? RADIOBLOGS ??? BLOGSPIRATION ??? /\_.--'// \ BLOGS OF BLOGS TALKING ABOUT BLOGGING BLOGS ??? /L.|`--'( \ , / /\_____`).J\____'==HH===HH \ \ \ ` | \__..--."' \ \._) ` \ ( YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN \_/(`-..-'L ) THE FUTURE IS HERE / `\_( L\,--.' AND IT'S EVEN LAMER THAN > --'`-- \\ (_) YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE | | \ Y |__/| \---'\ | | `. _) \ ; ) | )`)| | | Ojo | | | | | | |(o) |(o) / \ / | \(\_"> \(\_) _.._ I LIKE SOFTWARE THAT'S / a\__, FREE AS IN SHUT THE FUCK UP \ -.___/ \ \ (\____) \ |\_( )) _____| (_ /________ _\____(______/__ gnv ______ ___ /. `\ HEY ALL YOU GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS, / , ` | TONGUE STUDS, AND OTHER STUPID SHIT /^\__/' PUNCHED THROUGH YOUR TONGUE _,--~, /_ /' ~~~ -__ ~-, YOU COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS DO REALIZE ,/ , _ \ THAT THE REASON WOMEN GET THAT SHIT / |`-_ _ '_/%\ `\ IN THEIR FACE IS SO THEY CAN GIVE / |_, ~~ __/`\ \ BETTER HEAD RIGHT ?!?!?!? ,--~~"' / \ `--/ |, > //^|~~---' ; , , | ' JUST CHECKING IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT ,'` , ( | / YOU HAVEN'T MADE QUITE SO MUCH A ,' `;;;,' \ ,' | BOLD FASHION STATEMENT OR SOLID / 77); `./||` DECLARATION OF YOUR UNIQUENESS IN / ,"^ \, , SOCIETY AS MUCH AS A PUBLIC CLAIM THAT / / \ , YOU REALLY LIKE TO SUCK DICK ( ,' \ | \ `. \_- \ ADD TO THAT THE FACT THAT YOU WON'T BE \ ; \ `, ABLE TO GET A JOB AT ANYPLACE OTHER ` ' \ | THAN A GAS STATION OR MAYBE A \ ` \ ` MCDONALD'S AND THUS YOUR VICTORY | ) `, `. 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( ( ( . . `-x (( ( (: \ | ) )|)) )\Y \ `--< | `( \\ | | | `|| :. | `-._ | \ `-._| `-/ :\_. ``\ / `'----..../ / , . |/ / \ / | J . | | | | | _ _\__ / \ _\). | cjr | || | THE VEGANS CALLED, SEND A HETEROSEXUAL NEXT TIME ______ ,'" "-._ ,' "-._ _._ ; __,-'/ | ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. |: _,' |\ `. : \ _,-' | \ `. \ \ ,-' | \ \ \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : `. `. | | `. "-._ | ; / |`._ `-._ L / / | \ `._ "-.___ _,' / | \_.-"-.___ """" \ : /""" `._\_ __.'_ __,--''_ ' "--'''' \_ `-._ __,--' .' /_ | __. `-._ `-._ < `. `-.-'' __,-' _,-' `. `. _,-'" _,-' `. ''"lka _,-' `. _,-' `. _,-' `. __,'" `'" ,`. ,'` | _.-. ,` | ,',' / THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF EASTER ISLAND : | ,',' ; DIED OUT DUE TO A LACK OF PORN \ : / / / \ `.' ( ,' SEE THEY WERE TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE MAINLAND ,'' _ `. TO GET RESUPPLIES AND THEY WERE TOO UGLY ,' (o_) `\ TO JUST MAKE THEIR OWN . (,.) _.-- : -..`/( .-'_..- `| AND THE STATUES ?!??! WELL UFOS DID THAT .-'\,`. `-._ ; I MEAN IT WOULD TAKE TALENTED SMART PEOPLE `._ /__ TO BUILD THOSE SO THERE YOU GO ,':)-.._ _.(:::`. |'\ / /`:::| ,' \ : : : `:| / : | | | \ : | | : :..---.: | | ; ,`._`-.|_ `. | |' ,'._ `. `. |_\ | : /`-. `. `. `. : : \ : __ `. `. `. \ ; \ \ |. / `. \ \ / OH FUCK THIS IS JUST THE EASTER BUNNY |\ `..: `. __ \ \ / THERE GOES MY HOPES FOR A DEGREE ' ` .:::::\ `. / \ \,' IN SOCIOCULTURAL ANTHROPOLOGY .::::::::::-..'_..-' SSt [ O ] \ \ p HOW COME JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION \ \ \o/ DOESN'T HAVE TSUNAMIS \ \--'---_ /\ \ / ~~\_ ./---/__|=/_/------//~~~\ /___________________/O O \ (===(\_________(===(Oo o o O) W< \~~~\____/ \---\Oo__o-- ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ (\ _\_(`\_ `/` _ `/,-'=/` _,'|`._ /' `/` ,-' |||._ `-._ i_i _,-' ,-' || `__ `-._ "=(. .)=" _,-' _,-' --||- (..=`/._ `-/#\ ( i_i ,\ _,-' | )|_|-==` \_)`-/ /v "=(. .)=" ,' ,|/ \ |__||\ //|\\ / / #/ ,/ \ ( ,' ,' ((_.--._)) || )(/|\)' /# ; ,/ #,/v ,' ,' |`- -' ||/ (/\\ / #; ,/# ,/ ,' ' / | \ */"-._ |/ _____,-''"/_)/__ / ,',---|((_.--._(__/ _.--""_____)-//_______"-. 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PRETTY SURE GOD IS NOT WATCHING US OR RATHER HE SOMETIMES DOES BUT MOST OF THE TIME HE'S SLEEPING SO YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER YOU WANT ALSO HE KIND OF LOVES YOU BUT SOMETIMES HE GETS ARBITRARILY MAD AND MAKES GOOD PEOPLE SUFFER FOR NO REAL REASON SO DON'T TRY TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT EITHER SO IN SUMMARY THERE IS A GOD BUT HIS INTEREST AND INVOLVEMENT IS EXACTLY AS IF HE WEREN'T THERE AT ALL HAPPY CHANNUKAH OR WHATEVER .q$$gp.qp. .q$$$SS$$$$$$$. .d$$SSSS$$$SSS$$$$. d$$SSSSS$$$$$SSSS$$$b FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE :$$SSSSS$$$P`$$SSSSS$$; $$SSSS$$$$P `$$SSSSS$ MOLEST ME :$SSS$$$$P' T$$SSS$. $$SS$Pgj" .+^- T$$$SS$; $SS$$.O"\ ' O". $$$SS$$ $SS$$ ; :$$$SS$; :SS$: :$$$SS$$ $S$$. :_ $$$$SSS$b d$SS$$. _.-, d$$$SSSSS$; :$$SSS$$. `._.' d$$$SSS$SS$$ .+-.$$$$SSS$P`. .':$$SSSS$SS$$.j""-. .' \`l^$$$$S' : `---' $$SSSS$$SS$$: ; t : ) \ ; :$$SS$$$SS$;: : l\ ;.--"" \ `$$$$$SSSP \ `-' ; ;.-" "-. 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TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT A LOUSY FUCKING START /\ __ MICHAEL MOORE *ATE* AMERICA \ .-':::. AM I RIGHT FOLKS \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ GET IT I'M MAKING FUN OF HIM `.:::-' \ BECAUSE HE HAS A WEIGHT PROBLEM `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ AsH | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' .'"". IT OCCURS TO ME THAT ALL THAT TIME c' )"/ GEORGE MICHAEL WAS SINGING ABOUT WANTING __> /_ YOUR SEX (TWATS AND BOOBIES) HE WAS .-`_ ._'-. ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT MY SEX ( -' \ :/ )/ (HAIRY BALLS AND ASS) \\._| ( // '-/) \(, / ) ) / .'\ | /.' \| snd || || __|/ |/__ ;_._) (,__; _"_ % (< ? WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED WHAT YOU ARE LADY ` " WE'RE JUST HAGGLING OVER THE PRICE __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger ,-" `-,,-" _,-'`, '-, ' `-' `-,_ ,' \ / \ / v-, \ , I WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE, PLEASE / ,' ~l Y \ | STOP POSTING NUDE PICTURES OF T /\ \ o I\ o | VANESSA DEL RIO | `/ (_ `-,__,"| `,__,' | | " ,( ` f ) | THANKS, LOVE, PLANET EARTH \ I'\ `\, I ) \ \ L \ | " `, \ --\ T [\ ` ; \ L ^ \\ | / I \ c- ) |\ | | \ y I --. - , -|( \ | `\\I/ \ / / \ ( ) | I & \/ |,// \ \// \`= \ ) \ \ I | \ " | \ |\ | \ , '_ I I I j - L \ T I ,' \" | / | , / | | / `- `- / \ I / /" \ /| _," \ |," ," ( \_ ". n4bis \ \, `, `'''L-\_Yl-' _______________________________________________________________________ /_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\_/_\ ..oooooo...oo.......ooooo... ..oo.......oo.......oo..oo.. ___ ___ ..oooo.....oo.......ooooo... ___ ___ |ooo|ooo| ..oo.......oo.......oo......______ |ooo|ooo| |===|===| ..oooooo...oooooo...oo.....|##:[~]| |===|===| |(O)|(O)| -,-\ Q , ___ _|, Q :!|=m |(O)|(O)| |(O)|(O)| / -..\/H'=i= |###| Q . / .-/|::=m/ |(O)|(O)| |mmm|mmm|___'|__|_,-.[]|\\__|###|__/W\_\_______MKm~'/--=m/)___|mmm|mmm| '=======' | |(apx) | `~'===' (`&}=|" _ {|\ /| /\( '=======' `~.__,-._/'\/'\`-' /'\ '._ ,'`}\ | [M\)|-\| \ /--\'._.~ . `~(_ / //'\ '._MMm ,-._mMM _______________________________`~-'____________________________________apx I TOTALLY LIKE THAT U2 SONG WHERE BONO DOESN'T WASH AND YOU CAN SMELL THE LIQUOR ON HIS BREATH THROUGH THE CD LIKE RETARDS AND WOMEN, IRISHMEN DON'T GET REAL NAMES \\\ (oO) AT THIS POINT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I18N AND L10N /C \ /__/\\ \\__// BECAUSE CLEARLY I AM A LAZY FUCK __> U<__ _\/_ ^__^ / (oo)\_______/ _________ (__)\ )=( ____|_ \_____ ||----w | \ \ \_____ | || || || || THIS IS THE SECOND WORST BLOWJOB EVER ,-----. /' `\ THIS IS WHERE WE MOLDED AL FRANKEN ; ----,---- ; OUT OF CLAY IN ORDER TO MAKE HIM | `o- |`o- | RESEMBLE A REAL LIVE HUMAN BEING | |_ | | _____, | \_ _/ | `-----' | __.-; ;-.__ _,-' ; : ; ; `-._ _,' `. ,`-,_____ \ : : / ____,-'-, /' ```----. .----''' `\ / \_/ \ | | | | , | , | | | | | | | \ | / | \ /\ o | o /\ / / | |`\ / \ /'| | \ | | | `------' `------' | | | | | \ _.--'|`--._ / | | \ | | __|--'|`--|__ | | / | | | __|--'|`--|__pb | | | ####### #######o### #####o#######o# ####o#\#|#/######## ########\|/##o#####o# # }}{ o # }{{ ( o }}{_ c_\ FUCK }}{\( ejm97 }{{ \/\\ o ... .::':::'::. .:' .' : '. ':. ::--:--:--:--:: :-._ ':. '. : .' .:' _.-: : "-._'':.:::.:''_.-" : MAYBE NOW THE JOCKS WILL STOP BEATING ME UP : "-._'''_.-" : : ._ "-" _. : OR AT LEAST FIND BETTER TARGETS IN THIS NEW : : "-._ _.-" : : PEER GROUP !!!!! : : ": :" : : '-.-' : : '-.-' I DON'T HAVE TO BE FASTER THAN THE LION grp : : I JUST HAVE TO BE FASTER THAN THE SLOWEST '-.-' GUY IN THE HERD . / ) ) / (.; ) (. ,---Q |_/ |_ |____/ I HAVE THE ABILITY TO SET FIRES WITH MY MIND | | | | MY MIND IN TURN CONTROLLING MY HAND AND TELLING |++++| IT TO TURN ON THIS LIGHTER |".".| |++++| WHAT THAT'S TOTALLY LEGITIMATE | | arm |____| SHUT UP sSSSSSs SS;; SSSS S< ?SSS JANE FONDA: AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE STUPID WHORE S> SSS ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` \ / \ / ) ( / \ jgs / \ / \ `-........-' / ) / ) /_/|/_/| |~ |.---. .'_____`. /\ |~xxxxx~| || |_ # _| || TO: GEORGE LUCAS .------`-#-'-----. (___|\_________/|_.`. FROM: THE WORLD / | _________ | | | / |/ _|_ \| | | ARE YOU FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT YET / /X| __|__ |/ `.| ( --< \\/ _\//|_ |`. `. ~----.-~=====,:======= ~-._____/___:__(``/| | | | XX|~ | | \__/======| /| `.| |_\|\ /|/_| ) |_ \__/ _| .-' | \ .'||`. / |(_| LS | ||.'`.|| | ) | `'| |`' | / | | | |\/ .----. ===(_)== IF DAVE CHAPPELLE DOESN'T RECOVER // 6 6 \\ QUICKLY FROM HIS SHITFIT OR TEMPER ( 7 ) TANTRUM OR WHATEVER'S GOING ON WITH HIM \ '--' / THEN AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I'M GOING TO \_ ._/ SHOVE THIS OVERSIZED FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ `"` , /:\ >:< I'M SURE "INTO THE WEST" WILL BE A REASONABLE >:< AND LEVEL-HEADED ANALYSIS OF EARLY AMERICAN HISTORY >:< ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ \\/ \// # # jgs " " ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| IF WE HIT KATE BUSH REALLY HARD ||) ) ` ) )|| DO YOU THINK SHE'LL SNAP OUT OF IT || (\___( ( || OR WHAT \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa |> |> HERE'S A HANDY QUICK TIP FOLKS |_____| /\|/\|/\\ WHENEVER YOU RECEIVE EMAIL FROM SOMEONE __/ L L L L \/\ ALWAYS CHECK THE DOMAIN NAME IN REVERSE //\\ L L L L L | ORDER !!!! | L | L L L L L | |> |> __| L | L L L L L | |__ | / L \L | L L L L L |__/\|/\ /\_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ L L \ IF YOU SEE: | L | L L L L L L L L L L |L L L | /\ | L | L L L L L L L L L L |L L L |__|| CA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ||___________ PRECEDED BY Rc________|| // L L L / L L L //\\ // L L L / QC L L L // \\ // L L L / _______// /\ \\ ||__________| -------|| [] || || [] [] [] | L L L || || || | THEN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DELETE IT =======|| || [] [] [] | WITHOUT READING IT BECAUSE IT'S ///////|| || | JUST THOSE FUCKING QUEBECOIS FAGGOTS [] [] || || [] [] [] | uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$" ... 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WAIT THIS IS JUST A NORMAL FLASHLIGHT OW OW OW OW I NEED SUTURES AND A HUG STAT .----. ===(_)== // 6 6 \\ IT'S GOOD AIDS IS A SLOW DETERIORATION ( 7 ) BECAUSE THAT GIVES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS \ '--' / MORE OPPORTUNITY TO WHINE AS YOU \_ ._/ PROGRESSIVELY BECOME MORE AND MORE __) (__ DISGUSTING /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ `"` _ .' \ AND ALL YOU CANCER PATIENTS CAN | \ _ SUCK ON MY CHALKY DICK TOO | _ \ ( ) | (o) \/ ' . _ \/ / (o) \ / . ' ._/| (()) | | __| rjm/jrjc ' / __) \__.' / (___.' HOW'S THAT ABCGI YOU USELESS LITTLE CUNT _ |_t+.__________________......_ /;_ ;________________/ : \ t""o.\__ WHEN I SHOOT CIVIL PROTECTION :---|------------------t-----^-`--' / I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF \__L___________________\____________\ ""-. o .--. \--'/ l .-t+. \ ( l) ;"" : / l `--" o; Y *BLAM* (SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE) """""";: .-. :\ :: '-' ;\ ;; : ; :: bug ;| ;'-------'; '"------"" z $b$$F F" 4$$P" r *$$$".c... 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ANYONE WHO USES THE WORD "REFACTORING" MORE |||\-/|| \ __\ THAN TWICE WITHIN A FEW MINUTES IN ANY |.--:--| . : TECHNICAL DISCUSSION IS RETARDED /( ):( |_.-~~_. (~m : / | oo:| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VK+a:f ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) YOU NEED A RADICAL HYSTERECTOMY: ((|)_*_/((( ))(/) (\((|) DUMP THE BITCH ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ . ___/|' _____ ____/_. .' //'''/ _ ~|,, @ }| .'____(___ . \(====) } > '/.------'/ ___ /_\ |^^_ } \ / \--'._ ( / _ \// |/ \ _ > .'/\_-.. ''-.> ( (_) )' (_)xx\ ____//\'. ''\'. '___\_/ .' (__)xx>/--/-\' '.\ ''\.' .___.' <)=\ (__)x//_// || _\\__ .' ) <)=+ '. (_)_/ |/\__||_/ ' \'xxxxx '. <)= . '._(_( __ \/ \_ xxxx \ |/ '. _\| / _/_/_/~~/~~~/'.___. '.__ ' |/ / _ ) ( /_ \ \_ \ / // \/ '. |/~ |RS|/~ <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=+ ( <)=+ ( <)=+ <)=.'\=(> <)=.'\=(> <)=.'\=(> IF THE U.N. IS SO HIGH AND MIGHTY WHY DIDN'T THEY STOP HITLER IN 1938 _____ _____ ---' __\______ ______/__ `--- ______) (______ __) (__ __) (__ ---.______) VK (______.--- OKAY I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY WITH NO RISK OR CHANCE OF FAILURE BECAUSE IT'S SO CLEVERLY CONCEIVED THINGS I'LL NEED (FIRST THINGS FIRST, MAKE A CHECKLIST): [ ] PLANE TICKET TO SAN JOSE [ ] $5 FOR A WENDY'S CHILI [ ] SEVERED FINGER .----------. | ~ON~ | | ____ | THIS IS THE JESUS BUTTON | |.--.| | | || || | YOU PRESS IT AND IT CALLS JESUS | ||__|| | | ||\ \| | | |\ \_\ | IT'S LIKE PRAYING IN THAT IT DOESN'T WORK | |_\[_] | BUT AT LEAST IT REQUIRES LESS EFFORT | | jgs | ~OFF~ | '----------' ####### ##O#O## IT'S NOT THAT I CAN'T SHIT #VVVVV# ## VVV ## IT'S THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SHIT # ## # ## REALLY IT'S BEST THIS WAY # ### BECAUSE PENGUIN SHIT IS QQ# ##Q REALLY NASTY ALL WE DO IS QQQQQQ# #QQQQQQ EAT FISH AND SUCK OFF FAGS QQQQQQQ# #QQQQQQQ WHICH PRODUCES A SMELLY PINK QQQQQ#######QQQQQ HEY ARE YOU RECORDING THIS .-"""""-. ((' `)) YOU WILL NEVER FIND WHAT YOU SEEK .'`-.....-'`. /{\ .--. oO ,\ I HAVE HIDDEN IT IN HELL | { ><<_ @}'.%` | | {/%,`--' `&' | \ `&' `%' / `..:%.:::.7.' `"""""""' hjw __________ / ___ ___ \ / / @ \/ @ \ \ I DON'T GET WHY SO MANY JEWS HAD TO DIE \ \___/\___/ /\ \____\/____/|| WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GO TO THEIR SUMMER / /\\\\\// HOMES UNTIL THE HOLOCAUST THINGY WAS | |\\\\\\ PASSE \ \\\\\\ \______/\\\\ FOR GOODNESS SAKE PEOPLE JUST HAVE YOUR _||_||_ DRIVER TAKE YOU TO THE HAMPTONS _________ WHAT IF THE ZOMBIES _____/ o o \____--- GET IN AND THE HOUSE IS _____/ o o o o o\__-- A HUGE MESS ___/ o o o o o \__-- _/ / o o o o o o o\_-- WILL THEY WAIT UNTIL / / |/|/ /o o o o o o o\_-- I RUN OUT TO WAL*MART | |-------__/ / /|/o o o o o o o\-- FOR SOME VACUUM | | / / /|/ o o o o o o o\-- CLEANER BAGS BECAUSE \_ \ | / /|/|/ o o o o o o o\--- SOME OF MY GUESTS \ |_ \ / / /|/ o o o o o o o\-- CRUSHED CHIPS INTO / \ | | / / |/ o o o o o --\ \ THE CARPET AND A | | | |_nn| / / |/o | |/ / \ | DUSTBUSTER JUST \__/ \__/ / /\ / \/ |'O` '\ WON'T DO \ | \ \_ * *\ | | \_____\===/| OH ALSO I NEED |_nn| |_nn| AA BATTERIES o o o PENGUINS ARE JUST o O o FAGS WITH BEAKS \---||---/ / \ YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH OR YOU ALREADY KNOW ,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ THE BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES IS YOU @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ CAN BURN THEIR BODIES AND USE THEM @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ FOR WARMTH, LIGHT @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ PRESUMING OF COURSE YOU DON'T MIND '@| (_) |@' THE HEADY SMELL OF INCENSE, DIRTY \ ___ / FEET, AND ASS |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | SUCK MY METAL DICK OR THERE WILL BE .... TROUBLE _______ _.-()______)-._ .' '. / \ : _________ : |.--''' '''--.| ( ) :'--..._________...--': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : jrei :_ _: '''-----''' HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF ASPERGER SYNDROME WE JUST CALL IT THE WACKY CONFUSED BONER SYNDROME TO MAKE IT EASIER TO REMEMBER .=""--._ __..._ ,="_`/.--"" ..-""__...._""" `^"\ .' ,/_,.__.- _, _ .`. .' _.' .-'; /_\ \o|_ .' -" .-' / `o' / \,- `"""""----"" ( `.--'`---'=' `.. .'.`-..-/`\ `";`7 'j`"--' _.| | | .-' ; `. .-' .- :` ; .-'_.._7___ _7 ;|.---. ( `"\ /--..r=`) \__..--"7'`. ,`7 `}\' __. .-" / J/}/ .-"" \.-" .' `; : .' .' ; ; / : | .-._ `. : | ;-. /`. `/ `--| ; / \ ;`. ` : _; ; .' : : .-': .' \ ; _.--' :/ .' / | ,__ .-'"""""--. 7 / / : \`"""" `. ' / / : J__..._ `. ; .' \ -. `-.\ `,J.-' `._ `._.' fsc `"""" | ____.......__ |\ .' _.--""''`` ``''--._ | \ .'/ ..--'` .-'` .._ | \.' / ..-'' .-' '.`'"-: ' .-'` .-' '. __...----""""""""""--.. \ - ..-'' ``""-._ \ .' _. \ `"- \ _.-'` | /-. \ `-. \ | / `. \ wkm `.\ |/ `-\ `. | WE'RE ONLY TRYING TO CRASH SOMETHING INTO COMET TEMPEL 1 BECAUSE WE THINK THERE'S OIL THERE !!!!!!! AND THE REASON WE WERE GIVEN FOR THE MISSION IS THAT WE THINK THE COMET HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION !!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I'M A REGISTERED DEMOCRAT SO IT'S KIND OF MY DUTY TO SAY RETARDED THINGS LIKE THAT IN ATTEMPT TO SOUND BOTH CLEVER AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME WELL I DID SAY ATTEMPT _ _ / | / \ | | /\ THE AYES HAVE IT \ \| |/ / \ Y | /___ P.S.: THERE WERE NO AYES .-.) '. `__/ (.-. / / P.P.S.: THIS IS NOT A REFERENCE | ' | TO EBONY AYES |___| [_____] jgs | | ,@@@@@@@@@, REPEAT: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE NAMES @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ HIS KIDS DWEEZIL AND MOON UNIT @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ YOUR DEATH DOES NOT ALLEVIATE '@| (_) |@' YOUR MORTAL SIN AGAINST HUMANITY \ ___ / IN THE FORM OF UNREASONABLE |\_`~`_/| CHILD NAMING PROCEDURES SIR ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | _..-=._ .' \ / /`'--. \ - DP / h,.. _| | / )=a\ ) \ / ).`='/ \ - SNOWBALLS L_..--/ _`-'--... \ / \ 3 - MILF / \/ / Y ,. \ \ - FISTING / / , | Y`. \ | _/\ c . \ c /| \ \ - FURRIES \ \ `r' `-=-' / \ \ \ \j | / / - BDSM \_ c | ,' ,' 7 | \7' .' - HOMOS L_/ _ ,-' .' / ^ L___/ - GAG FACTOR J \ | L - M2A | . , | \ \l/ F - DVDA F / / \ J : - VANESSA DEL RIO (SO DISGUSTING SHE GETS \ | F HER OWN CATEGORY) \ F / \| / cjr . _..------.._ + ,' .-' i `-. ,; . .'. |. `. .'/ `-_ ;. , jl.____ `. .'.' I'M A FREAKING `;-_ ;. ._..---""" """--.:' / TURTLE . `.-..:,-" ,_.-'`'--'`'-9"h` .' . `.`^.,-Ce/ .'"'. _.' / `. '-h'_.._/0 " 0\/` {\ + `. |'-^Y^- | // . (`\ \_."._/\...-;..-. `._'._,'` ``` _.:---''` ;-....----'''` / ( + sk/itz | (` `.^' J""--____ __.._ F i"""--__"" ""-_ J.'| """--__ "-_ + |_____ """--__"""-_ .' ,' | L J"T"-----____ """--__ + +| | L J | J | LJ LJ"T----___| .',' | | | J | J | LJ LJ JJ JJ JJ +,'| | | | J | J J LJ LJ JJ JJ || .'+| | | | | J J J J L L | L LLJJ JJ .''.' | | | | J J J L L L L | L LL LL LL |,' | | | | | J J J L L | L J J L| L| L| J | | | | | | J J J L L | | J J |J |J |J ___J | | | | | | LJ L L | | | J LJ LJ LJ L__________________ | | | | | |__|__LJ__L_L_|_|_J-------------"-__ | | |_L---"" . ""--_____ _-'--"" . hs . HEY GUYS BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM IS FREE !!!!!! WELL I GUESS NOT IF YOU CONSIDER THE OPPORTUNITY COST _______ | | | |---+---| I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE SYRIAN-SHIVAN CONNECTION | | O|_ | | \/\ \ | | /\) ejm | |`' |\__ |___|___| `\ _ (_) _ I THINK MY DICK HAS ASPERGER'S (IT _ .=. (_) DOESN'T HAVE VERY GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS (_) _ //(`)_ AND TENDS TO FIXATE ON ONE THING) //`\/ |\ 0`\\ ||-.\_|_/.-|| ALSO IT BANGS ITS HEAD AGAINST THE )/ |_____| \( _ WALL AND AND SO NEEDS A HELMET 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ _ ((|, ^ ,|)) (_) `||\_/||` SAYING "I HAVE ASPERGER'S" AND EXPECTING || _ || _ IT TO BE COOL IS LIKE SHOUTING "I HAVE | \_/ | (_) AUTISM AND AN INABILITY TO BE USEFUL 0.__.\ /.__.0 IN SOCIETY AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE PUT `._ `"` _.' DOWN BEFORE I CAN REPRODUCE AND jgs / ; \ \ SPREAD AROUND MY DEFECTIVE GENES" 0'-' )/`'-0 0` __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __|\@\|\@\ ___|\@\|\@\|\@\____|\@\|\@\____|\@\|\@\|\@\__ |\ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ | \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \ \ \|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@|\|@| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'pjb WHAT WOULD CHLOE JONES DO _ _ ,d$$$b d$$$b$$[ o $$< q \ .' ) _, | / YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS ,`-_/ ` \'|\ AND A LITTLE BIT MORE /' / pb / `; `\ | ( `--,---,-', / `._ /_;,_|--' )=,,_ .-' "-'(^^|/' / ``=ssssss( `' `---,_ / `$, < |_______`$b / /| |$`$ | || ``-, | / / | `\ |_ _--' /`--_ ) ,""---| _/ / | | ,--| __/|_ `-----' ( | | ,`' (___,, | |_ \, (____,, \____,, ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ;,`,-`,-~`,--~` BEING BOBBY BROWN HUH ??!?!?!?! I GUESS WIFEBEATERS ARE GOOD FODDER FOR BRAVO REALITY SHOWS, HUH FAGGOTS AND RETARDS AND ADDICTS AND WIFEBEATERS oo 8 "} > @ < .8 .-._/| DOES EVERY FUCKING CONSOLE GAME HAVE TO HAVE .'_'`')`_.' A DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION SEGMENT IN IT NOW \| ) / (>'/ |_,_ | (,| .' ,'\| `._/ ) \| '`- -- ''-- --- VK/ejm _ _ / \ _ _ _ / \ YOU'RE ON THE DOWN LOW ?!?!?!?!?!? | | / \/ \/ \ | | % | |I| || || |=o | % THE WORST KIND OF FAGGOT ??? % | | j_jj_jj_j | | % v % V | | ||_________|| | | .:,>@<%% A FAGGOT WHO WON'T ADMIT IT >@<| ; | | | || || | | | | ~*~ | |% *| |:X:| |I| || || | | | |*'|`\|/|| ~@~ * ,||/|`|'|_| |_||_||_| |_|,||,|/ |,||Vv,`|',v`|v hjw __i |---| HMMMM HOW CAN WE MAKE CELL PHONE USAGE EVEN MORE |[_]| ANNOYING TO OTHERS !?!?!?!? |:::| |:::| I KNOW LET'S FUCKING MAKE THEM LIKE WALKIE-TALKIES `\ \ \_=_\ jsm /MMMM=M\ MMMMMMMM TO SHOW MY SOLIDARITY WITH THE STARVING PEOPLE OF AFRICA \MM"MMMMM/ IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS I'M GOING TO EAT THIS BAG OF VMMMM CHEETOS IN SILENCE (WELL AS QUIETLY AS I CAN BECAUSE IMMM/ THEY'RE CRUNCHY AND SO CHEWING THEM MAKES LOTS OF NOISE) \MMM M=" , /), (( -.((_)) _,) TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT ,\`.'_ _`-',' `.> <> <> (,- IT'S TOO HOT TO MASTURBATE ,', | `._,) (( ) |, (`--' `'( ) _--_,-.\ SSt /,' \( ) `' (( `\ ` _ _ (_\__/(,_ | \ `_////-._ _ _ L_/__ "=> __/`\ (_\__/(,_ |=====;__/___./ | \ `_////-._'-'-'-""""""` J_/___"=> __/`\ I'M STARTING A COMBINATION WIKI/BLOG jgs |=====;__/___./ WHICH I'M GOING TO CALL A WOG '-'-'-"""""""` , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ BIANCA TRUMP SUCKED BLACK DICK SO SHE / (((\\)\ \ COULDN'T ATTEND THE WHITE POWER RALLY \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / POOR THING, LIFE IS SO UNFAIR (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ _. _.-----'' `\ __..-----''' `. < `\. '\ :. `. `\ `:. `. `-. `:\ N o `. `+. `:. A s i `. __.===::::;) . r I `: c ___.__>'::::::a:f/' C A `. _,===:::=-'-=-"""'' i d t '-/:::'' '' y I PUT THE DICK IN DICTIONARY /|_ .-----------------------. ,' .\ / | I SHOT HIM !!!!!!! | ,--' _,' | I HOPE THE | / / | MOTHERFUCKER DIES !!! | ( -. | `-----------------------' | ) | (`-. '--.) `. )----' __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST / | | | PART ABOUT BLOGS IS ??? / | | ___________________ | ; | | :__________________/: | THE SECOND YOU SEE THE | | | | '.| | WORD USED ANYWHERE IN | | | | || | JOURNALISM OR LITERATURE | | | | || | OF ANY KIND YOU KNOW | | | | || | WITH CONFIDENCE THAT | | | | || | YOU CAN THROW AWAY | | | | || | WHATEVER WAS INVOLVED | | | | || | KNOWING THAT IT'S | | | | || | COMPLETE SHIT | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | AS OF THIS DAY I'M | | | | STARTING AMERICANS | | | | AGAINST BLOGGERS | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp | ! | ' ! .: . : | _.._| | ! | | | : | . ; ! : ___.' '.! : | ! | . | :. | | ! ( (____/`\ \ . 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IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BARYON /NNNNN(#\N\_ I'D BE THE ANAL RAPIST BARYON |NNNNNNN\#)N|NNn_ \NNNNNNNNN/N(#\N\ "*NNNNN*"NNN\#)N| "\NNNNNNNNN/ "*NNNNN*" " /-_-\ A POEM FOR MY DEAREST FROM MOI: / / \ / / \ O FEMALE FORM WHO I ADORE / PUT THIS IN YOUR CUNT \ \ / \__\__/ YES I KNOW / JUST IGNORE THE THORNS \\ -\\ ____ ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING / TO MAKE IT SMELL BETTER \\ / / ____ \\/___/ LADY DON'T SEND MOVEON.ORG YOUR MONEY OR \ \ -// PROTEST IN FRONT OF THE ABORTION CLINIC \___\//- JUST SPEND TEN MINUTES BUYING FLOWERS AND -// SHOVING THEM INTO YOUR CUNT \\ // WE TRIED USING WINDEX BUT THAT MADE THINGS //- WORSE -// // THE POLICE SAY IF I USE BLEACH AGAIN I GO BACK IN \\ \\ ALSO DON'T DO THIS WHILE DRIVING OKAY THANKS _ ___ _.--. \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' )/' _/ \ `-_, / WE'VE MADE MAJOR STRIDES SINCE THEN `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', _.-'_./ {_.' ; / MAJOR STRIDES fsc/as {_.-``-' {_/ _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ WHY DO MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN ALWAYS CUT | .'_ _\/ THEIR HAIR SHORT ?!??!?!? / ) a a| / ( > | ( ) ._ / DID THEY FORGET HOW TO BRUSH ?!?!?!?!?! ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ __ __ __\_\___ ___/_/__ /_______ \___ ___/\_______\ NO PAPERS, STATE TO STATE \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | / /\_________/ |__| / / / / /_/ /_/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| ) ( ( ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ) ___.--. ) GREAT, LITTLE SHITBALLS ) ) .''. .''...' ..'''. ( ( _.-~~~-.''';''., ''-. ; ; I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY ) ) :' .----------------------. THIS KIND OF FOOD ( .' (______________________) ) '; (~| . |~) ..''; \| oOo |/ ..'''.. '. | \|/ | cfbd `.......'..' \____________________/ BRING THE WAR BACK HOME ('< ,',) ''<< ---""--- ____________ |_* *| /)_)* |* THIS DONG IS PRESUMPTIVE POSITIVE FOR DUNG |*| * *|* * \o/* * |* * * |\| * *|*|\* ejm__|/\*_*_|*| |* / / \| |* |* \ _ _ _ _ _ _ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ ( n | o ) ( f | a | g | s ) \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ O THAT SEGWAY THING SURE CHANGED THE WORLD AS PROMISED HUH /\_ /_ `\D I MEAN NOW I CAN'T EVEN GO DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT ,===/ || SEEING A SEGWAY AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ITS OWNER /___/__ |_\ FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING SHITLICKER (o) (o) dp 3/1 2/1 1/1 2/3 1/2 PROGRAM NOTE: | | / / .' .' WE HAD TO CENSOR | | | / / .' THE PROVERBIAL | / / / .' .' 1/3 EPICENTER OF THE | | | / / .' .-' RAPE RAYS DUE TO | | / / .' .' .-' STANDARDS AND | / | / / .' .-' 1/4 PRACTICES | | / / .' .' .-' _.-' | | | / / .' .-' _.-' 1/5 | / / / .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' | | | / / .' .-' _.-' _.--' 1/6 | | / / .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' 1/7 | | | / / .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __..--' _.-' _.--' __.--' __..--' 1/8 _.--' __.--' __..--' __..--'' __.--' __..--' __..--'' __..--' __..--'' __..--'' ---------------------------------- 0 _____________ ..---:::::::-----------. ::::;;. .'"""""" ;; \ ":. .'' ; \ "\__. .' ;; ; \\"; .' ; _____; \\/ .' :; ;" \ ___:'. .'--........................... : = ____:" \ \ ..-"" """' o""" ; ; : .--"" .----- ..----... _.- --. ..-" ; ; ; ; .""_- "--""-----'"" _-" .-"" ; ; .-. .' .' ." ." ; ; /. | /-./' ." / _.. ; ; ;;;| : ;-.______ / _________==. /_ \ ; ; ;;;; ; / | """"""""""".---.""""""" : /" ". |; ; _; ;;; /"-/ | / / / / ;|; ;-" | ;'; :- : """----______ / / ____. . ."'. ;; .-"..T" . '. " ___ "": '"""""""""""""" . ; ; ;; ;." ." '--" ", __ """ ""---... :- - - - - - - - - ' ' ; ; ; ;;" ." /. ; """---___ ; ; ; ;|."" : ": """----. .-------. ; ; ; ;: \ '--__ \ \ \ / | ; ;; '-.. """"---___ : .______..\ __/..-""| ; ; ; ""--.. """--" m l s . ". . ; ""------... ..--"" " : """""""""""""""""" \ / "------" IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT MOST NASCAR FANS ARE PEDOPHILES THERE'S NO CAUSAL CONNECTION OR ANYTHING JUST THE LUCK OF THE DRAW O__O (oo) /-------\/ / | || I SENT YOU AWAY * ||----|| ~~ ~~ __ /.- ______ // /______'/| I WILL ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY AND RETRACTION [ ]| IN THE FORM OF A LOUDLY HUMMING BLOWJOB [ Grape ]| [ Juice ]| [ _\_ ]| [ ::: ]| [ :' ]/ jgs '-------' .--. ,-" "-, DOES MY FAT ASS /|\____/|\ LOOK FAT / \__ __/ \ IN THIS FAT DRESS './ \ / \.' ) ( / \ ; ; | | | | jgs |______| -="""--.._ ""--...._\ ,b:--....---. || //'""------"' _.l+----.// .&$""' .'"=.. '. WHAT'S AMAZING TO ME ABOUT EDDIE / | | ) \ MURPHY RAW IS THAT HE GOT THROUGH _.-'@_.' '@_/ | THE WHOLE PERFORMANCE WITHOUT EVEN .' " \ ONE SINGLE TRANSVESTITE ON STAGE -._,-'^"""^'-, `. ,\""---___ |.. _.--._, \ .-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-; '"` ` " """' """' | |__ ,+ |-.`o o'"/| #| oO Oo"./ (#| | "|_, | '|> \ / `l ,' |,-----||' pjy lj lJ o@o o@o " " ****** ******** ********* ** ******* WELL YOU'D BETTER ***** ******** FIND A WAY TO ******* ****** ** MASTURBATE ME ************* _* ************* / * AND HURRY ************* | * (*) *** *** |(* * * * OH WAIT ** ** * ** * WAIT WAIT WAIT SHIT OH BABY * )__ * ** \ \____* ALL RIGHT THANKS HERE'S $40 * \ (|)* ***\__* GO BUY YOURSELF A FLEET .--. ________ TOBY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE |Oo| PLEASE HIRE ME BACK IT'S NOT MY FAULT LYON'S DEN SUCKED |()| | -} .----\""/----. | \/ | | | . | | | | . | |____/__ \ \ . (_____/_= \ \ \ \/\=[]===) (""\ | | |_/ | TC | | | WELL SHE SAID HELLO TO ME YOUR HONOR WHAT `, DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ?!?!?!?!? ___ # |/ ? SAY HELLO BACK ?!?!? I THINK NOT: RAPE | , )\ /__/\ \____ ##### ,- / \_/ \ _/_ #### |/| / < _____ _> \ [.[.]-=## -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\- /_ )# _____'-'______|\/______________ |__ # _______________________________] \___/ | | .'\$/\`-. | _...._ | ( `.Y.' ( ) | ,-' '-_ |____|:__o___|_|_ | / \ |________________] | | | | | | | | | | | \ / | | | -_ ,- | |____ | `-...,-' | | | | | |_____________________________|_______________| /@@@@@\ @@'''''@@ NO FAT CHICKS IN HERE @@ o o @@ @@ - @@ SENT BY TRAIN OFF TO A CAMP @@ * @@ @@| |@@ GASSED IN THE SHOWERS @@ @@ . OW OW STOP YOU PIG / \ / \ THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST ___/_____\___ | | YOU'RE NOT AN EYE DOCTOR | S U C K A C | | O C K Y O U | GIVE ME BACK MY PANTIES | S T U P I D | | F A G G O T | THIS IS THE LAST STRAW | a l o h a | | * * * * | I WANT CAB MONEY AND A HUG | '.'.' | |_____________| OKAY JUST A HUG BUT NO BLACK EYES ,w. ,YWMMw ,M , _.---.._ __..---._.'MMMMMw,wMWmW, _.-"" """ YP"WMMMMMMMMMb, .-' __.' .' MMMMW^WMMMM; _, .'.-'"; `, /` .--"" :MMM[==MWMW^; ,mM^" ,-'.' / ; ; / , MMMMb_wMW" @\ ,MM:. .'.-' .' ; `\ ; `, MMMMMMMW `"=./`-, WMMm__,-'.' / _.\ F"""-+,, ;_,_.dMMMMMMMM[,_ / `=_} "^MP__.-' ,-' _.--"" `-, ; \ ; ;MMMMMMMMMMW^``; __| / .' ; ; ) )`{ \ `"^W^`, \ : / .' / ( .' / Ww._ `. `" / Y, `, `-,=,_{ ; MMMP`""-, `-._.-, fsc (--, ) `,_ / `) \/"") ^" `-, -;"\: `""" `""" `"' `---" CAN'T WE JUST FEED BAD PEOPLE TO THE LIONS ALONG WITH THE CHRISTIANS OR DOES THAT VIOLATE SOME AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION NEW COPY OF BATTLEFIELD 2 FROM AMAZON.COM: $48 _.-._ ojo ({ ` ) PLAYING ENOUGH TO GET THE RANK OF CORPORAL AND ` |'' THE SECOND GODDAMN UNLOCK: 7 WEEKS \_/ .( | ), GETTING GOOD ENOUGH SO THAT THE ENEMY COMMANDER ` -----' `----- ' CALLS DOWN ARTILLERY ON YOU AND YOU ALONE BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING UP HIS TEAM SO BADLY: PRICELESS o oo o o o I'M AN *EMPOWERED* WOMAN !!!!!! SEE I'M GOING ___o o o TO EAT THIS LAST BON BON AND I'M NOT EVEN /`._;o o GOING TO ASK ANYONE'S PERMISSION FIRST | / o ;_ | `-' jg MY BAKELITE ENEMA JUST HARDENED _.---.___.--. \.--. .-. ___.---' \/ .-' ) ___.' ).' ___( (___ \-----------------------`---/ ___) | \ \ / / | |___| |_______________________| |___| (_____________________________________) ________|_|___________________________|_|___________VK /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| LET'S HAVE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THE / ' ,' , ,"::::| MEANING OF THE WORD *SEMANTIC* !!!!!!! / ' , ,' ,"::::::L I KNOW I'LL LOOK UP ITS DEFINITION / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L IN THE DICTIONARY !!!! / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J CURIOUSLY ENOUGH THE ENTRY IN WEBSTER'S \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| SAYS "ANYONE WHO QUOTES A DICTIONARY \. .-, .L:::::::::::| DEFINITION IN THE COURSE OF AN ARGUMENT \. ( .J:::::::::::! IS A FUCKING STUPID COCKSUCKER" \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ WELL OKAY BUT I DON'T THINK THAT REALLY \. ( ) .J:::::::/ ANSWERS MY QUESTION ?!?!?!?!? \. `-' .L:::::/ \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ `-,__,-' kth .. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; YOU KNOW I AGREED WITH IT BEING ;| ; |; ;;. ; ONLY FOR 17+ WITH THE ROBBING ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; AND MURDER AND MAYHEM AND VEHICULAR ; -A ; '; ; MANSLAUGHTER AND PROSTITUTION AND ; .....' ; ; MOB HITS AND PIMPING AND GANG ; _; ; ; BANGING AND ARSON FOR HIRE AND ; __(o)__. ; ; COPKILLING AND BEATING PEOPLE TO .; '\--\\--\ .' ; DEATH WITH PURPLE DILDOS .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ; .'' | ; '; ' .' BUT NOW THAT I SEE THE GOOFY ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' PIXELATED BOOB DOLLS BOUNCING UP ; | .' ...' AND DOWN I REALIZE THAT IT'S '. \ .' ,' \\ TOTALLY CORRUPTING OUR (17+) CHILDREN '. ;' .; \\ '. .' '-' '.. .' ''' ARV _ ( \ SO IT TURNS OUT HOWIE MANDEL ISN'T DEAD __ _)_\_ FOR SOME STRANGE REASON ' \;---.-._S_____2_ / / /_/ (______ SO WHO KEEPS FEEDING THIS FUCKER __( _;-' = =|____._'.__ / _/ _ @\ _(@( '--.\ I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED HE WAS (_ / /\ _ =( ) ___ \\ TO BE EUTHANIZED (IT IS THE / /\ \_ '.___'-.___~. '\ ONLY HUMANE THING TO DO) snd / /\ \__'--') '-.__c` \ | | .' )___'--'/ /`) \ / | |'-| _|--'\_(_/ '.' | | \_ -\ \ | \ /`) '._/ (_/ %%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (< ?%%%%%%%%%%% WITH THIS PINCHED NERVE IN MY SHOULDER ~ % HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUNCH HOOKERS ?!?!?!? ___ //___ / | GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO DO IT LEFTY '/ (* )( *) | ', ################## b'ger """""""""""""""""" _,________ MARRY ME ON THE 20TH OR ELSE ON sjw _T _==____() THE 21ST I'M EATING THIS GUN /##(_)-' /##/ (NOT SHOOTING MYSELF, ACTUALLY EATING IT, """ LIKE KLINGER DID IN M*A*S*H) .$$$$$. . |/())))) $)'\$==. %%%%%%\%%\ IS IT JUST ME OR DOES KARI FROM / ((((==) ') - $$$'===%%%%\'.| MYTHBUSTERS SERIOUSLY NEED MOLESTING |((((( <( \-_/$$ )" _)%% )/| | ())))_/._\._) //_.\_ %% ( / I MEAN YOU'D HAVE TO MAKE YOUR WAY | \_) /.--._\___/__.-.\ (.' / THROUGH SCOTTIE FIRST (SHE DOESN'T \_ ( __._'_..'.__. ) .' LIKE SHARING) \ ) (_.(_)/( / \\ / \ / \ // I MEAN LOOK THERE'S THE WELDING AND ) \ ). \ / ( THE TATTOOS BUT STILL SHE SEEMS / ' \ / \| ' \ WELL-USED AND ANYWAY HALF-HIPPIES ( | | / \/ | )_) ARE ALWAYS EASY TO TRICK :-'-- /| / /| / \ _\| / | / .-' | / '. \ SHE'S A FREAKING FIRE BREATHER IN _/ | / \| ( ( \ '.\ A CIRCUS SHOW PEOPLE ( ).'/ | | ) | | | \ /.' (_ / | / ) \'| |._) ANYWAY BACK TO KARI: HOT HOT HOT .oO | / | \/ \| \ | |( \ ) mrf)\ )_\ _____(__'-.___)/____..'__)___'._'.__ _ __/ /=\ \,/ |-| _|___\_/_ |. |_ |. |:| |. |/ |_________| __|___|__ [_________] ,,,,, _|// , , ;; ( / < D =o YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNIEST ABOUT JON STEWART |. / /\| _____|><|_______/o / HOW HE'S GOING TO SQUEAL LIKE A GIRL / '==| :: |==' < / WHEN WE FINALLY STRING THAT FUCKER UP / \ < > /____/ / _/\ | :: | / \ ||_|____|/ |o| | x | ( \ / _'_ \ //// | \ | | | | | | | | | \ _ | _ / \ | / \ | / |_|_| /o | o\ /o _|_ o\ (__/ \__) b'ger \_/ '-0-' WHENEVER I SMELL FORMIC ACID I SCREAM "THEM" --0-- .-0-. \_/ '-0-' --0-- .-0-. \_/ '-0-' --0-- IS THAT NORMAL jgs .-0-. YOU WON'T GO OUT WITH ME ??!?!?!?? *POW* __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ I'M IN THIRD GRADE SO I SHOW STILL AFFECTION THROUGH VIOLENCE ______ _.' _..._\ _/ .'_..._ ' I'M WORRIED CHRIST ISN'T REAL AND HE WAS .' / /.'==..=\: JUST INVENTED TO MAKE PEOPLE BUY PRESENTS '._\ \\ O _O<' _/_/ ._'._).'_ / \_/ .=== \ \ \ | / | \ \ \ | |/ '-._ | . / '.\ / wtx \__\ _ _______ _______ _ /_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\ / /\ _ \ \---/ / _ /\ \ WHO ELSE WATCHES READING RAINBOW / / \ \_\ \ \-/ / /_/ / \ \ AND WANTS TO BEAT OFF UNTIL /_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\ GEORDI CAN'T SEE ANYMORE /\ \ \/ / _ /\-/\ _ \ \/ / /\ /\ \ \ / /_/ / /-\ \ \_\ \ / / /\ / \ \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ / \ / /\ \/\_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/\/ /\ \ \ \/ /\/_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\/\ \/ / \ / / /\ _ \ \---/ / _ /\ \ \ / \/ / / \ \_\ \ \-/ / /_/ / \ \ \/ \/_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\/ \ \ \/ / _ /\-/\ _ \ \/ / / \ \ / /_/ / /-\ \ \_\ \ / / \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ \_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/ LGB ..... .' '. BLOGGERS RECORD KATRINA DESTRUCTION, . . THEIR LOVE FOR BOBA FETT : : ' ' ,.*====. '. .' .====*., .-`"/c)}}}, :...: ,{{{(c\"`-. _.-'-6> {{{{{'''` `'''}}}}} <9-'-._ t |}}}}}} {{{{{{| y \__.___.'{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}'.___.__/ `[__/}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{\__]` {{{.' `'-._ _.-'` '.}}} }}/ ``` \{{ MORE LIKE WET TUESDAY {{| |}} AM I RIGHT FOLKS }}| |{{ .------{{{\ , , /}}}------. //.--------' ; ; '---------.\\ ((/// _ \ / _ \\\)) (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--))) jgs ~ ~ ( o )o) OKAY WHEN I GET THE IMPORTED 12-PACKS OF BEER ( o )o )o) FROM THE LOCAL SAFEWAY WITH THE LITTLE PAPER (o( ~~~~~~~~o CONTAINERS WHERE THE TOP FOLDS INTO A HANDLE ( )' ~~~~~~~' AND SO THE NECKS OF THE BOTTLES ARE EXPOSED, ( )|) |-. I FIGURE THAT AT SOME POINT IN THE DISTRIBUTION o| _ |-. \ CHANNEL THE 12-PACKS ARE PHYSICALLY STORED o| |_||_) | \ \ BELOW SOME OPEN BOX OF WRAPPED CANDIES BECAUSE | | ||_) | | | USUALLY I FIND A CANDY OR TWO IN THE 12-PACK o| | / / THAT APPARENTLY FELL IN THROUGH THE TOP AND | |." " I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IT'S A SIGN THAT GOD | |- ' IS REAL AND THAT HE LOVES ME (HOMMMOHPHHHHH CANDY) mb .========. ),-. /\ <(a `---',' Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NAMED AFTER BITCHES ( `-, ._> ) ) _>.___/ A: DUH _/ hjw && &&&&& &&&\/& &&& &&|,/ |/& && I'M WAGING GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR EDIT WARS &&/ / /_& && \ { |_____/_& { / / &&& `, \{___________/_&& } }{ \ }{{ \____& {}{ `&\&& {{} && , -=-~{ .-^- _ `} { ejm _____ , ___)) / | 6 6 (___( _e BOBBY BROWN, TOMMY LEE ____/ /_ / \ o\_/ \ ANYMORE WIFEBEATERS WE WANT TO SEE THE LIVES OF / /\' _ _)\ ?!?!?!? /_< )____/\_\ ___oo' ,ooooo,|_/ WELL NOT DAVID GEST I GUESS -//,-( / |=/ (BECAUSE LIZA DESERVES IT) | \ \ \ \ )_______\ / ) / ) / / ( | | / \ | _________ |/_______\|________. = = /( )\ b'ger /,/ 7 \\_ . \ | / I BUY THE ARGUMENT THAT GAYS CAN'T CONTROL _\|/_ WHO THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO .' ' ' '. ___ _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .___..-'.' / \ BUT I DON'T BUY THE ARGUMENT THAT THEY CAN'T `----'"` / .-. \ CONTROL LISPING, WEARING BUTTLESS PANTS, (.'.(___).'.) HANDKERCHIEFS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS, GOING `.__.-.__.' TO ANONYMOUS BATHHOUSES, BEING ON THE DOWN LOW, jgs |_| |_| WEARING CONSTRUCTION, POLICEMAN, INDIAN, `.`-'.' AND LEATHER UNIFORMS, OR STARRING IN REALITY `"` TELEVISION SHOWS ON BRAVO SO COULD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUST CUT IT OUT PLEASE THESE HO-HOS MAKE ME QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF GOD BECAUSE HE SURE DIDN'T MAKE THEM, WE DID AND IF THAT'S THE CASE WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER WITH HIM __..-..__ ______ | __""""===,,,,__ _ _ ___| |--| | ,------/-/,_) |______|--|______|/ PG (\ (\ ,) ,) (\ ,) WOULD JARED JUST FALL OFF THE WAGON (\ ,) ) , ) SO HE'LL GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV ) , ) ', , ) ' , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) .' , , ) ' , , ).' , , ) ( , ,( , , ) ' , ,' , , ) ' , ,' , , ) ' . ' ~ . , , ) . ' ` ., ) . ' , . ' ` . ' , ,) . ` '. . ." , ,) <` (o) " , ,) `~. .~ ~ ~ " ' . . ` . , ,) LGB ` . . . . . ` ` . ` .-. / / ATTENTION GOTH MALES: /. / ) /c\/ NAIL POLISH IS FOR GIRLS SO IF YOU PUT IT ON ( /'\/ IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL OR EDGY OR REBELLIOUS ) / / IT JUST MAKES YOU AIDSLY GAY ( / / ) / / SO SUCK IT UP, HOMOS ( /. / .`.'.Pru .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( I'VE GOT TO FIND ME AN HIV POSITIVE, TEENAGE, ( ( - ) ) JUNKIE HOOKER BECAUSE I'M NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS )_) (_( AND I FIGURE THE EXPERIENCE WILL ROUND ME OUT .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ ASSISTED BY THESE HO-HOS HGHUHGHGLGHGKLHKBHK \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' _____ _____ |K WW| _____ |Q ww| | {)| _____ |J ww| | {(| |(v)%%| _____ |10 v || {)| |(v)%%| | v%%%||A_ _ | |v v v||(v)% | | v%%%| |_%%%>||( v )| |v v v|| v % | |_%%%O| | \ / | |v v v||__%%[| | . | |___0I| |____V| STUDIES SHOW 50% OF ONLINE POKER PLAYERS ARE APPARENTLY OBLIGATED TO USE NAMES AND AVATARS FROM THE MOVIE ROUNDERS ^ | + | THIS IS NO LONGER A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC | | I NOW DECLARE THIS TO BE A MOLESTOCRACY | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ \\\ (oO) I'M GOING TO EMPOWER MYSELF BY USING THE EPITHETS /C \ "NERD" AND "GEEK" TO REFER TO MYSELF PROUDLY /__/\\ \\__// JUST LIKE THE FAGGOTS AND BITCHES BEFORE ME __> U<__ _\/_ Mparre /\ __ THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS: \ .-':::. \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ FAST FOOD `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ BOOZE `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ PORN | ','','.''| AsH |\ ' ,',' /' SLEEP `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' (NOTE: SLEEP IS NOT TECHNICALLY FOOD) .-._.--._ / / -. | \ |__ IF YOU LET ME STICK MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH ,-'______.-' YOU'LL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD '( c-(_)(_)__ POSSIBLY IMAGINE \ .._ . ) \ / `-' /\-|\_ /-. \ / ( , o)\ | | o)\ c - _/\\ / \ \=====| | //======| | / =====_/ |/\===/=/ )==)=) (==|=| | |=|______ (_.-. ) ) '--''-' [nabis] \..,.- .\ | __ .| .- / .; FOLKS ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT _ _| \__/.. \ GERMANS ARE INCAPABLE OF \ ...\| :_ CONTROLLING THEMSELVES | \ / / -. | \ \ __/ | I MEAN JESUS CHRIST OPEN | / A FUCKING HISTORY TEXTBOOK | \ / | \ . , \ ._-. . / __.-/ | \ \ \ IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO WATCH \ \ THEM CAREFULLY TO MAKE SURE THEY ...,. \ DON'T START SPONTANEOUSLY / \. GOOSESTEPPING HE WOULDN'T HAVE / ,. NAMED THEM "GERMANS" / ./ | | \,......,__ __, __.-. . I'M STARTING A NEW COMPANY CALLED \/ -/ .. PUNCH-A-GERMAN, WANT TO INVEST -dj1yfk 089908S90Taaa5Oa599Z6dGbqXmXmmmmRRRRmXpXFXmQFRRFR Z9899949TaaaaaTT89gZddddqqXXXFRQFQFQQRFQQRFFRFFQQ dZbdbbPGP99T4a499Z6dqqqXXXmpFmFFRQQFKKFAFQQKFFQQQ dbmAAAAAQFQKRFmFFQQQFRQAQFFRQQRmQRKKKAAKKQAAAQQQQ DbmBABAD ' '''' ``` `'') '''`` ```.RQmRRRXpRm mRFBNBKD``''---..,.--.!!'`''----'--''``(BFQRQRmRR NOTHING FUNNY HAS RmFNNBA9 `'`-?F0000dRRp'''`'aqZPbpe''''"EKAKKRRRQ HAPPENED ON THIS RXKBNBAb'`''``'''''BFFm!'`'``'` -`'` `iBQQRRRRRm SHOW SINCE DR. GREEN mRFNBBBq''''!bgddPmAAFQ,''` ,,``''`')o9FFAFFQFmmQ DIED OF AIDS RRKNNNBD'``'''`---'-'',:''`'sADi'` ''-aKABBQARKQR RFQNNBBK`'`''```` ``'`'('` `9NARDa' '`' uEQAAKQQR mFQENNNBBAAKKAKQKKKFRAQBAQQQABNBNBAKAAKAABNBBBAAA RRpFFFXDDddddGdqRQXFFFQQFKQQQKAKQKKKAQKAAAAAAKKFK RXRpD6dGg9g9996DDDqmRmXmRmFQFFFRFQFFQFQQKQFKQKQQQ RqXpD6dZGgg96PZddDdqqpDDqqQFRmmXRmRRQRRFFFQRQKFQK ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) I JUST WANT TO BE HELD, CUDDLED, STRANGLED, ((|)_*_/((( LEFT FOR DEAD, THEN MIRACULOUSLY SAVED ))(/) (\((|) BY A STRANGER AND THEN, AFTER A BRIEF PAUSE, ((((\___/))(\ MOLESTED EVEN WORSE BY HIM AND THEN MURDERED / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ \. ./ \\ // IF I HAD MY WAY I WOULD PASS LEGISLATION WHICH \\ // WOULD MAKE THIS COUNTRY SAFE FROM PUFFIES \`-'/ CJ `-' )\ (_/ .-#-| |-#-. __|__|_.#' BEATOFF ISLE (AISLE) .' | | . '#--| |-#' xemu_|__| _ (` ). _ ( ). .:(` )`. _( '`. :( . ) .=(`( . ) .-- `. ( ) ) .--. (( (..__.:'-' .+( ) ` _` ) ) _( `. `( ) ) ( . ) ( ) ._ ( ) ` __.:' ) ( ( )) `-'.-(` ) ( ` . ) ) ( ) --' `- __.' :( )) `--(___.-' (_.' .') `( ) )) (_ ) ` __.:' ..-----.----..,___.--,--'`,---..-.--+--.,,-,,..._.--..-._.-a:f--. THAT CLOUD IS SHAPED LIKE LOVE _ "-_ "-_ _ ,"-_ _.-"""""-._ "-._( :-. ,' `. "-._( ) ,' `. LAXATIVE ABUSE "`-' / ,'\ \ / \,' \ ( ) | | | | ( ) \ / \ / `. ,' `. ,' `-._____.-' -shimrod _,,........._ `-. ,,---------. | ,' \ / / | ,' | | / | / ,' \ / / '-..______.--' `...- `-._____ _- | ' '-\. ,' ' '''''---...___ ,' ________,....."' ,' \ `"---------- | L tQn I TITLE THIS ONE: RETRIBUTION .--------. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU DO TO ME ____/_____|___ \___ AND NOBODY'S PAST IS HISTORY O _ - | _ ,* BUT THE THING THEY SHOULD KNOW SEEMS TO BE Dani '--(_)-------(_)--' THAT IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS AT ALL .- m\ (( ` /|\ /| REMEMBER BACK WHEN AIDS WAS CALLED GRID __.'/ /'_ AND IT WAS STILL LEGAL TO FAGBASH ,.^"--'_-'| /(// )))) |\ ) !/ ) (((( `E)|/ ( / \ ` ) / ' \ ` ( / ' \ `) / ' (\ / ______.' \ /_.-' /_/ \_\ /, '-.__ (_`__ ejm |`_ I WANT OFF THIS BANG BUS .---------------------------. /,--..---..---..---..---..--. `. //___||___||___||___||___||___\_| [j__ ######################## [_| \============================| .==| |"""||"""||"""||"""| |"""|| /======"---""---""---""---"=| =|| |____ []* ____ | ==|| // \\ // \\ |===|| hjw "\__/"---------------"\__/"-+---+' <<<<$Oo===) I SLEEP IN THE NUDE /\ ### < ____/ JUST IN CASE THE POLICE ____; ; |/\><| ____ _<) TO CURE IT ?!?! {____/ \_________________/ \____} \ '' / \ '' / IT'S MY GREATEST ASSET jgs '--' '--' ,sdPBbs. ,d$$$$$$$$b. LOOK THERE'S LISA FROM THE d$P'`Y'`Y'`?$b BLOODHOUND GANG !!!! d' ` ' \ `b / | \ \ / / \ | \ THIRD APPEARANCE FOLKS _,--' | \ | /' _/ \ | \ _/' /' | \ `-.__ __/' ,-' / | | \ `--...__ /' / | / \ \ `-. `\ / /;;,,__-' / / \ \ `-. / |;;;;;;;\ pb \ .-._.--._ / / -. | JOHN TURTURRO IS REALLY UGLY \ |__ WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING WORK ,-'______.-' '( c-(_)(_)__ \ .._ . ) \ / `-' /\-|\_ /-. \ / ( , o)\ | | o)\ c - _/\\ / \ \=====| | //======| | / =====_/ |/\===/=/ )==)=) (==|=| | |=|______ (_.-. ) ) [nabis] '--''-' _____ / \ vvvvvvv /|__/| I'M OFFENDED THAT YOUR PUBLICATION I /O,O | CALLED RUSSELL CROWE A TALENTLESS CUNT I /_____ | J|/^ ^ ^ \ | HE WAS REALLY QUITE GOOD IN ROMPER STOMPER |^ ^ ^ ^ |W| AND L.A. CONFIDENTIAL YOU KNOW \m___m__|_| _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::?????::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|? | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | PRETTY SURE BAVARIA IS WHERE THEY'RE | | HIDING ALL THE HITLER CLONES | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \\| |// ??????????????????~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ... .....xxxxxxxxxx.....x##****#x..x#***#x..x#* ... .....xxxxxxx####****##x....x#***#x..x#**#x..x# ... ...................xx#****#x...x#***#...x#**#... .... ... .....xxxxxxxx....x#****#x..x#**#x..x#**#.. ... .... .. .....xxxx###*****#x...x#***#...x#*#x...###x. ... ...... .... ............xx#****#x..x#**#x..x#*#x...x##x .. ..... ..... .... ...xxxxx....x#***x...x#*#x..x###x..xx## .. ...... ..... ..... .. ...xx##****#x..x#**#...x###...x##x...x## ....xx......x.. ...... ..... .....xx#***x...###x...x##x...x#xx...xx ....xx.....xx.....xx........ .... ..xx...x###x...x#x....xxx....xxx...xx ...xxxx...xxx....xxx....xx.....xx.. .. .**#x...xxx....xx....xxx....xxx....x ...xxxx...x#x....x#x...x##x...x##x..x#**.......xxx...x##x...x##x..x##x...x# ...x##x...x##x...x##x..x###x..x#*#x...xx. ........xxx....xxx...xx#x...x# x..x###...x##x...x##x...#**#x..x***#x.... .. .........xx....xxx....xx x...x##x..x#*#x..x#**x..x#**#x..x#***##xx... ..... ...x.....xxx....xx #x..x#*#x..x#*#x..x#**#...#***#x....xxxx... . ..... ..x......xx *#...x**#x..x**#x..x#**#x..x#****#xx...... ..... ...... ..... **x...#**#x..x***x...#***#x...x##**###xxx...... ..... ...... #**x..x#**#x..x#**#x..x#****#x.....xxxxx..... .... ...... x#**#...#***x..x#***#x...x#****#xx......... .... ..... .x#**#x..x***#x..x#***#x....x########xxxxx........ ... . ..x#***x..x#***#x..x#****#xx......xxxxxxx...... .. WHAT KIND OF A GOD ,---') FOLKS THIS IS NOT HOW ( -_-( WE WON THE ALAMO ) .__/ ) _/ _/_( / _.---._ (__/ _ _) ,-._ / o \ //)__(\/,-` |_| O o o O| _\\///==o=\' |O o o O | `-' \ / \O o o/ )___\ `'-.-\\ / ,\ \ ____)_(____ / / \ \ '--..---,,--' /() >() \\_// gnv |\_\ |\_\ /,-.\ _..-------++._ _.-'/ | _|| \"--._ __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\ `----. _.--'_____ | \ _____ / _j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_ [__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__] `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.' hjw `---' `---' DICE AND EA HAD TO CRIPPLE THE USMC AND MEC PLAYERS' DRIVING ABILITIES SO THAT THINGS WOULD BE MORE FAIR FOR THE PLA ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // |___/ GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING ...... SICK AND TIRED OF FAGGOT SHIT ON BRAVO ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT PBS IS A FAGGOT CHANNEL BUT AT LEAST IT'S A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE ABOUT IT I MEAN YOU CAN BE RELIABLY INFORMED THAT PBS SUCKS A COCK OR TWO BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN THE PRIVACY OF ITS OWN HOME BUT HOLY GOD BRAVO'S JUST THERE WITH ITS MOUTH OPEN AND THE DICKS ALL AROUND AND SPIT AND JIZZ EVERYWHERE BASICALLY WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT BRAVO'S THE TV VERSION OF GAG FACTOR+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | |BM | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ARE WE GOING TO WAIT IN LINE THE NIGHT BEFORE DOOM THE MOVIE OPENS TO GET TICKETS ?!?!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WON'T BE A LINE OH ,'";-------------------;"`. ;[]; ................. ;[]; ; ; ................. ; ; FREE ; ; ................. ; ; ; ; ................. ; ; AS ; ; ................. ; ; ; ; ................. ; ; IN ; ; ................. ; ; ; `. ,' ; ILLEGALLY ; """"""""""""""""" ; ; ,-------------.---. ; DOWNLOADED ; ; ;""; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; MOVIES, MUSIC, AND PORN ?!?!?!? ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;//||; ; ; ; ;||; ;\\||; ;__; ; ;\/; WOULD YOU OPEN SOURCE FAGGOTS JUST STOP `. _; _ ; _; ; AND LISTEN TO YOURSELVES FOR A SECOND PK " """"""""""" """"" """ ,-'-. _., . ( '("'-' '). ( ' (( |. )\/( ) HURRICANE KATRINA: 900 POINTS '( )) | () |" | | ') ( . ,-. ,-.. __.) STOMPY IRAQI FEET: 800 POINTS /) / ' / PjP / /) / / IT'S NECK AND NECK PEOPLE _____ |\ ~ /| |}}:{{| SO WHEN I SAY I FLOPPED THE NUTS |}}:{{| _____ I SERIOUSLY WASN'T KIDDING FOLKS |}}:{{| |Joker| |/_~_\| |==%, | | \/>\| ejm98 | _>^^| _____ _____ |/_\/_| _____ |6 | |2 | _____ |5 || ^ ^ | | ^ ||3 | _____ | ^ ^ || ^ ^ | _____ | || ^ ^ ||4 || ^ || ^ ^ ||7 | | ^ || || ^ ^ || ^ ^ ||____9|| ^ ^ | _____ |____Z|| ^ || ||____S| |^ ^ ^||8 | _____ |____E|| ^ ^ | | ^ ^ ||^ ^ ^||9 | |____h| |____L|| ^ ^ ||^ ^ ^| |^ ^ ^||^ ^ ^| |____8||^ ^ ^| |____6| . . A.I. !!!!!!!!!! PROOF THAT EVEN STEVEN SPIELBERG + : . TAKES BIG STUPID USELESS DUMPS OF A MOVIE (YOU : _ KNOW LIKE THAT TALENTLESS HACK GEORGE LUCAS) . ! ' (_) ,|.' HEY I HAVE AN IDEA !!!! HOW ABOUT A ROBOT WHICH - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - FEELS LOVE !!! THAT WAY IT CAN SUFFER FOR OUR ,`|'`. ENTERTAINMENT IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A POINT WHICH , ! . IS SUPPOSED TO BE TOUCHING BUT INSTEAD IS JUST : : " RIDICULOUS . --+-- .: . ! FOLKS IT'S EPIC SCIENCE FICTION BY PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T KNOW EPIC SCIENCE FICTION IF IT MET THEM IN THE GROCERY STORE, WENT ON A FEW DATES WITH O!o THEM, FINALLY GOT THE NERVE TO GO ALL THE WAY AND WHEN ULTIMATELY ITS ADVANCES WERE REJECTED, RAPED AND KILLED THEM SAYING DURING THEIR LAST LIVING MOMENTS, "I AM EPIC SCIENCE FICTION AND YOU'RE NOT !!! DIE MOTHERFUCKER" OKAY SORRY I GOT SIDETRACKED A LITTLE THERE AND RAN OUT OF SCENERY SORRY # I'M A COMMENT // I'M A COMMENT TOO /* WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON */ (* THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED *) REM THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY REPTILIAN ALIENS ' THE 9/11 ATTACKS WERE A TRICK TO TAKE AWAY OUR LIBERTIES ; ALIENS CREATED THE PYRAMIDS NOT THE EGYPTIANS ~ HITLER'S CLONES ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN COLD STORAGE IN BAVARIA o< SEE AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER I JUST PUT MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN COMMENTS IN THE CODE I'M WRITING AS WORK FOR HIRE !!! THAT WAY THEY WILL NEVER DIE BY THE WAY THE LAST COMMENT IS FOR LOGO !!!! REPEAT 4 [FORWARD 10 FUCK OFF] __________________ .-' \ _.-''-._ / '-. MY CHIEF INGREDIENT IS CONFLICT DIAMONDS .-/\ .'. .'. /\-. _'/ \.' '. .' './ \'_ :======:======::======:======: '. '. \ '' / .' .' '. . \ : : / . .' '.' \ ' ' / '.' ': \: :/ :' '. \ / .' '.\ /.' miK '\/' .-. , `._ , LOOK I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING \ \ o AGAINST OASIS OR CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA \ `-,. (IN FACT I'VE NEVER HEARD IT OR ANYTHING .'o . `.[] o BY THEM) <~- - , ,[].'.[] ~> ___ : : (-~.) BUT SO HELP ME GOD IF THAT SONG TITLE ` ' `|' KEEPS INTERFERING WITH MY P2P SEARCHES ` ' | FOR BLACK PORN STARS I'M DECLARING WAR `-. .-' | ON BRITAIN -----{. _ _ .}------------------- .. ..... .......=] GOD BLESS DOMINOS PIZZA !!!! .....==[~==. .....======..= ENABLING DRUNK LISTLESS AMERICANS IN 30 MINUTES ....===O=~~=....~ OR LESS ....=.===={#==~====. .....=[.==)=======.==== IF ANYONE SAYS THIS COUNTRY ISN'T THE .....==.(]====~===.==(=== GREATEST IN THE WORLD, PUNCH THEM SQUARE ....====)==.#..=[=~&==(=.=. IN THE MOUTH BEFORE YOU PASS OUT .....~.=.=======.&#======.=.== ....=====~@=.=$========~O===R==~ ....~=====]==.~====.===!====.==== ....===.H=.=.==.~.=..H=~===~==H=~~= ....$=.=[.====~===~RO=H==.~=====~===. .....=={=={==.=.========.]=.~.=$.===~. TS ,--._ _ "'. '. ,'; ) '. ,' / _/ '. ,' '. -"__ '.; / ,`' ,-` \ / ( ,===. _`. ) /__ `.__//.' \\/_.-` '-,._.- \ \_/\\ ,-. \.- / \_\\/|| _/\\ :o o :-'/;.`. _,";-,;| :/"\ : // ||)) _..."((|_//||-.._\"// `` ;;'' /,-----"||" '' \`._ // ,'| `-.`-..._ :: ,',' '.__.= :: ||| _ \\_ "" )) I'M THE UNRESTRAINED ID IN UPPERCASE \_"--....'; '""---"' SSt _ _{Ss //\\_/_/\Ss WHEN I SEE THE ABBREVIATION "DP" I THINK "CLASS" pb _/_| \_/ \_ ___ //))))) )))@_@) EXCUSE ME I'M A *CALL GIRL* NOT A *HOOKER* ((( = ) ))) -(_ __ / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | < \ (\_/ `.\ \ {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ WHATEVER TITS (FACEFUL) `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw _"_ % (< ? YOU MAKE ME A BETTER MAN ` " (THANKS TO THE PUNCHING PRACTICE) __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger _. ._ .!' '!. .!' '!. I FEEL IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO LEAD THE CHARGE :!. '!' .!: AND GET THE STROGG ALPHABET ADDED TO UNICODE :!:..!..:!: '!!!!!!!' ! :!: _____ ___/ \___ `-._) (_,-` \O _ O/ \ - / SPIELBERG JOINS EA `-( || _||_ SEQUEL TO DAIKATANA EXPECTED BEFORE 2007 |-..-| |/. \| |\__/| ._|//\\|_, `-(( ))-' __\\//__ gnv >_ /\ _<, ' ' .-'"'-. / `. ,' \ | ,' `. | | ___ | MY NEIGHBORS ARE BARBECUING SOME FUCKED UP FISH THING \ ( . ) / THAT IS MAKING MY EYES BURN IT'S SO NASTY '-.:.-' .:. THEREFORE IN RETALIATION I WILL BURN THEIR CHILDREN ::: ::: LOOK IF THEY DIDN'T WANT AN ESCALATION MAYBE THEY ::. SHOULD HAVE GIVEN MORE CAREFUL THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT ':: THEY WERE COOKING FOR DINNER FIRST lf ' FREE FIRE ZONE IN THE BATHROOM FOLKS __ ,-/ FRET NOT MY DEAR, I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF ." \ `. / ( CREATING A STOCKPILE OF EMERGENCY PORN ( \\`\\_|_; \ (IN CASE OF THE BIRD FLU) \\ _,' // ) ``) `/ // /// ',/ BIRD FLU REDUCES YOUR ABILITY TO BEAT OFF (// /_,'_,-' BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CHOKE YOURSELF jrei `'-'.l_l_ .-. [.-''-., KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS BRAVO'S REALITY ALL | //`~\) ST-- GOUGING MY EYES OUT BEFORE THEY (<| 0\0|>_ CAN EVEN FINISH THE FUCKING TITLE ";\ _"/ \\_ _, __\|'._/_ \ '='-, /\ \ || )_///_\>> ( '._ T |\ | _/),-' '. '._.-' /'/ | | '._ _.'`-.._/ snd ,\ / '-' |/ [_/\-----j _.--.__[_.--'_\__ / `--' '---._ / '---. -'. .' _.-- '. \_ '--.___ _;.-o / '.__ ___/______.__8----' ( ) ( ) ( THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT IS MY TRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIANS ) _ ) EVERYWHERE !!!!! KEEP UP THE HARD WORK MAKING UNRELIABLE, ( \_ FADDISH, NEEDLESSLY CONTROVERSIAL, NON-FACT-CHECKED TURDS _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) TO WIKIPEDIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AS I CALL THEM WIKIPEDOS . '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . ' . @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@ KATRINA ??!?!?!? @@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` . @.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@ . RITA !?!?!?!?? (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@) (@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) ` WILMA ?!?!?!?!? .@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ . .' @@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@. ` @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@ ' ` @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@ \\ ####&&&!!;;::=_- ` EVER WONDER WHY THEY NAME ###&&!!;;:-_= HURRICANES AFTER BITCHES ##&&!;::_= ##&&!;:= ##&&!:- #&!;:- #&!;= #&!- #&= jgs #&- YES I KNOW THIS IS A DRAWING OF A TORNADO, FUCK YOU \\#/' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /^\/^\ \----| ON MY OPEN SOURCE PROJECT I'M GOING TO GIVE _---'---~~~~-_ EACH RELEASE A SEPARATE CODE NAME BECAUSE ~~~|~~L~|~~~~ WHEN IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT I'M NO (/_ /~~-- BETTER THAN A PEDOPHILE \~ \ / /~ __~\ ~ / ~~----, \ | | / \ /| |/ | | | | | o o /~ | _-~_ | || \ / (// )) | o o \\---' //_- | | \ // |____|\______\__\ ~ | / | | |_ / \ _| /~___| /____\ _____ _.-' `-._ ./ / \ \. / / \ `\ ,'\|. / | \ .!`\ / | `.|. . . ..|!' \ I'M GOING // | `.||`|.|'|!'|.'/ | TO DIE SOON .| /\. ` ` ' ' ___./| ,/ / \---.____.---' ..| \ // // / | .'" | \\ / / | -----. .--- |\ |' ,' / / | -(o) (o) | | .// / // |' \ |\\`| | / /// \, ; | \ \ .| / / // |\ ' |\\ \\ ./ / // / / | \ .----. ./`--._| /` / // / _-' \ `-. `--' / `---. /' / / / -'' `. `-.__.-'. \ / / / /' \ | / / /' ./ ` | | // /' . | | / / /' . 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([ |:: ' | THE FACT THAT IT GOES IN ME PMH ~~----~~ ::: =, ; PLUTO HAS THREE MOONS !?!?!??!?!?! ;;=;;=== M ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= MAJOR BLOW STRUCK TO GROUP OF AVID :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== AMATEURS WHO WISH TO DEMOTE =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM PLUTO FROM PLANETARY STATUS tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM =tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM ... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM . ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM MEANWHILE ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB THE REST OF THE ASTRONOMICAL M .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= COMMUNITY STILL COULDN'T GIVE A M .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: SHIT !!!!!!!!!!! `,,,,,,, THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY __ __ YAY NOW WE HAVE OUR VERY OWN ACRONYM .' `'._.'` '. WHICH DESCRIBES OUR GROSS PREFERENCES | .--; ;--. | | ( / \ ) | GLBT GLBT GLBT GBLT TLBG LGBT LBGT BLTG \ ;` /^\ `; / :` .'._.'. `; EVEN THE ACRONYM SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE jgs '-`'.___.'`-' CHOKING IT ON DOWN MIGHT I SUGGEST ALSO INCLUDING PEDOPHILES, INCESTUOUS RELATIVES, AND CORPSE FUCKERS !?!?!?!? GLBTPIN OH WAIT I FORGOT FURRIES IN THERE: GLBTPINF COPROPHAGES MAYBE ?!??!?!?! GLBTPINFC GET A FUCKING ROOM YOU CREEPS ##### / ##### IS IT JUST ME OR HAVE ROGER EBERT'S [===#### MOVIE REVIEWS GOTTEN LESS INTERESTING /_ )### NOW THAT HIS THROAT CANCER DUMPED HIM |_ ## L / | _.-' `-._ / \ | Y Y | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ) ( | . ( Y ) , [~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | _________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ( ) ( ) | | | | ) ( ) ( | | | |-._)_(_.-| | | _________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| dp|_| _ @@@ (") @(")@ WHY AREN'T ALL YOU PEOPLE ON EHARMONY.COM YET ??!?!? _H_ _H_ /. .\ /C D\ DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL EVER //|.|\\ /').(/ BE LOVED ?!??!?! ' |U| `' ( v ) ||| \|/ WHAT ARE YOU STUPID SIGN UP NOW ||| (|) '-` '-` EACH DAY YOU PUT IT OFF JUST MEANS THAT THE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE ALIVE IN THE WORLD WHO MIGHT POSSIBLY LOVE YOU VK COULD DIE /######\ /##########\ ANNE RICE CRITICIZES KATRINA RESPONSE ?!?!?! / \###/ \ / \#/ \ YOU KNOW I'D HAVE THOUGHT IT'D BE A /\| |/\ DIFFERENT ANNE RICE BUT NOPE IT'S THAT ONE | | \ ==\ /== / | | \| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| HEY I HAVE AN IDEA \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| LET'S GIVE THIS MICROPHONE TO A \##\ | \| | /#####| MORON AND SEE WHAT THEY SAY \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| |######\| |#########| |########\______/##########| |#########\ /##########/ |##########\ |#########/\ WOW /###########\/########/###\ VW /################\######/########\ SOMETHING MORONIC, NOT WHAT /##################\###/###########\ I EXPECTED /###################\#/##############\ /####################/#################\ /###################/####################\ .-. .-. .-|U|-. .-| |-. LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE HERE |U| |U| | | | | | | | |-. | | | |-. IF YOU ARE A GUY, AND YOU PAINT | | | |U| | | | | | YOUR FINGERNAILS, THEN YOU ARE A HOMO | | | | | |_|_|_| | /| ` | / ) `-| NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS | | | | | `-- | | | | || | IS ANYTHING UNCLEAR TO ANYONE \ / \ ' / ABOUT THAT | | | | | | VK | | __ _-"" ""-_ IF JESUS WERE ALIVE TODAY WHO ; / \ WOULD HE SAY IS THE BETTER <'--__ ; ; | ; o | * STARSHIP CAPTAIN: KIRK OR PICARD ,,-, <'--__<'--_|_<'--__,-_/\.### ,,-, ,-,,| ,,-, `-__/___) \_ _/ -__ __- "" Faroul .... S,, SS S(< ?SS SS ~ SSS MITOCHONDRIAL EVE WAS A WHORE |// __S_/ /_SSSS -\ ) / S SSS |\/ (. )( .)SS\S | \/ | SSS \ \ / S| SSS \ \ ` SS/ , SSSS | / S SSS\ :; SS( SSSS \| \ SSSS SSSS |'\) SS|SSSSS / S| SS/ S /S ~~~~~~~| S/ ,SS~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . .OO .OOOO .OOOO' OOOO' .-~~~~-. 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"-._ 488888:::888 :::::888888888P _-" | | | "-_ 488::8888 ::::::888888P ,' | _:_ | .-:~--.._8 8:::::88888 ,' . .-"~~ | ~~"-. .~ | | 88:::::88P /_.-~:. . : | | | . | | | 888::::8P /| | `.o ! | | | : | | | 8P_..--~:-.| | | d | | | . o | | | 8| | ~. | | o | __.:.__ | ; b | | | 8| | | | | d8 .-"~~ | ~~"-.o 8 | | | 8| | | _|.--~:-98 | | |8b 8.:~-.| | | 8| A | | | ~. | | _.-:~--._ .' | | | | 8| M | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 8| C | | | | | | | | | | | | O | 8| | | | | | | | | | | | | | j | 8| 9 | | | | | | | | | | | | o | 8| 9 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WELCOME TO BONERVILLE (NEAR VACAVILLE) _.. .' `", ; \ TURNS OUT GOLLUM WASN'T GAY, .---._; ^, ; HE WAS JUST REALLY TIRED .-' ;{ : .-. ._; .--"" \*' o/ o/ / , / : _`"; ; \; `. `"+' | } / _.'T"--"\ : / .'.--""-,_ \ ; \ / /_ `,\ ; : / / `-.,_ \`. : |; { .' `- ; `, \ : \ `; { `-,__..-' \ `}+=, : \ ; `. `, `-,\" ! |\ `; \}?\|} .-' | \ ; .'}/ i.' \ `, fsc ``''-' / \ /J|/{/ A _/X\_ \/X\/ |V| |A| EVERY TIME YOU HEAR FRANCE |V| CRITICIZE THE UNITED STATES /XXX\ ABOUT RACIAL INEQUALITY AND |\/\| RACISM |/\/| |\/\| OFFER TO PUT OUT THE FIRES |/\/| CREATED DURING THEIR RACIAL |\/\| RIOTS WITH YOUR URINE |/\/| IIIIIII AHHH, PRECIOUS URINE |\/_\/| /\// \\/\ IS THERE NO PROBLEM WHICH |/|JGS|\| YOU CANNOT SOLVE /\X/___\X/\ ) IIIIIIIIIIIII ( (| /`-\/XXXXX\/-`\ ) )\/ ( ( ( /`.-'/\|/I\|/\'-.`\ ( (( / ))\)) /`\-/_.-"` `"-._ \-/\ \ )\( | ))( ) (| '.'-.\ ))/ | )/ \(( ) \ \-/`\ /| _ .---. .---. .---. .---.| _`\'-`\_ ) |j||||___| |___| |___| |___|| `""""""` ) \ |=|||=======================| / ) ( [_|j||(O)\__________|(O)\___] hjw \(_)/_ /o____o_\ ) ) \ / ) ( \(_)/_ /o____o_\ .---. .--. ___/ \ DEAR SPAMCOP: YOU ARE A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / I HAVE A GREAT IDEA !!! HOW ABOUT AN OPEN `. \ /-' BLACKLIST !!!!!! SURELY THIS PLAN WILL WORK _ J-.__; _.' PERFECTLY AS ANYONE CAN FLAG ANYONE ELSE AS (" / `. -=: A SPAMMER !!!!!!!!! I CANNOT SEE ANY FLAW HERE `: `, -=| | F\ i, ; -| LOOK AT ME !!!! I'M JOE SCHMO MAKING A DIFFERENCE | | | || \_J BY TRYING TO HELP FIGHT SPAM !!!!! SURELY IF I fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' FORWARD FORGED BOUNCES TO SPAMCOP THIS WILL DO GOOD IN THE WORLD RATHER THAN JUST MAKING MORE POINTLESS BUSYWORK FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED P.S. PIECE OF SHIT ,88888,,88888, ,88' '888' '88, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG" 88' 88 88 '88 AND TRY TO LINK IT TO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MEMETICS 88, 88 88 ,88 AND MEMES !!!! '88, ,888, ,88' '88888''88888' SEE THE MEMES *MUTATE* AND PEOPLE *CONTRIBUTE* 8 8 IN AN *OPEN SOURCE* FRAMEWORK TO DO SOMETHING 888 888 *COLLABORATIVE* jgs 8 8 WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ?!?!?!?!?! WATCH ME TAKE A DUMP AND CALL IT A BLOG MEME OR AS I CALL IT A BLEME \____ ___, __\o___|__ __)____)__ PRETTY SURE THAT A FLICK ABOUT /// =. -)- ))) GAY COWBOYS WILL HAVE WIDE _/ \_c/ \=_/ \__ MAINSTREAM SUCCESS /= \/ )_/=\ \ ^|\ __((_\_/\ )\ \___ __ /_/-\o____) _\_\,__o/-\_\ \/ ))__|_ (x_\_:M \/ ,/:_/_s) \ *\ \ / /o / BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING \ *\ \ / /o / NON-BENT AUDIENCES ARE CLAMORING \,/ `) (' \,/ FOR IN THEIR MOVIES IT'S STRONG / ( | | ) \ GAY COWBOY CHARACTERS ,- <___( )___> -\ -,--(o \| |-.--,-- | |/ o)--,. - b'ger [_,_(o \__ _/ o)_,_/ \_,___] [___,_/ I HOPE THEY DO THE GAY WITH CGI BECAUSE IF NOT THAT'S JUST GROSS , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c YOU KNOW WHAT'S HOT ABOUT PREGNANT CHICK PORN ?!?!?!? '(((('_ _' `((( \ (`\ - ' ) ( __ _.-' ' `. / , -' \ L ` . \ / ` | `c ) c ) J .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' YES PRETTY MUCH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EVER UNDER ANY / .' CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER . .' 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HASSAN CHOP /::::| ; | |:::::::::`. |:::::`._ \ |:::::::::::\ __\,:--''--`_--':::::::::::::\ `'--::__:::::::`-:_:::::::::::::\ /--.`'--:_:::::`-::::::::::::\ /,-_.' _`-:_::::`:::::::::::\ / /o\| ,-_`-.`--:::`::::::::::) || \_/| / /o\\ `:,'''-:' (#__`-_/ | \_/| /##| ,-.\ ,'' `-. `.__/ ,'###| / || / \ , (##### / || | |___,-##\ /##/ \__,'/ \ /########) |#,'|__..-' `-..__..-'######) / \`.###'`""' / \\\__// ,' \`--' _,-' jrei `-..___..--'' .---. / \ ) o \ ZIM ZAM /,- \ \)_ V )/) \_) \ ( , \ \ -_(-__ \ / \ | ,-/ `--' \ | GODDAMN / \ | | ) \| \ ,,,l` `. \ \ ( ( \ ) \ \ AIRBORNE INFANTRY \ l `-\_/ \ \ ! // `. `-_ \ ) //_-//\ ( \ _-_// `-( ) / `-( `\ `, \ / ( ( BP `-.; ` ___----___ _,' ;.\ ,/ /''-._ ,-/ ,-' \_ /' /\ \ / /===\ \_ / ,/========\ \ / ,'' `\ \ | ,####" "##### \ | | '/ ____ ____ \ | | / /====\ /====\ | | \ /===( @# |=| #@ `)===\ / \_ / \___/ \___/ | / \ / \ \. _/ | ( ) \_--' | \ _/###. ## # ############## ### /## ...##############'##..###| ########' ("------") ####### ######## \______/ ####### ########\ /######\ /####### ############################ ####################### ##########S@yaN## ######### NO COMMENT ___ ___ (@ )__( @) / \ ( ____________ ) /\_____________/\ 9/11 IS A JOKE / \ / | | \ / | | | | \ / | | | | \ ( | | | | ) ______\ | | | | /______ <__________| |________| |___________> | | | | VWWV VWWV __ / _,\ \_\ HANDS UP WHO'S TIRED OF JON B. ,,,, _,_) # /) (= =)D__/ __/ // C/^__)/ _( ___// \_,/ -. '-._/,--' _\\_, / -//. \_ \_/ -,._ _ ) ) [PAUSE] \/ / ) / / \-__,/ ( ( ( \.__,-)\_ )\_ / -( b'ger / -(//// OKAY HANDS UP WHO KNOWS WHO JON B. IS //// .-. __ / \ __ ( `'.\ /.'` ) '-._.(;;;)._.-' DUNK ME IN DICK .-' ,`"`, '-. (__.-'/ \'-.__)/)_ \ /\ / / ) '-' | \/.-') , | .'/\'..) |\ |/ | \_) \ | | \_/ | \ / \|/ _, jgs / __/ / | _/ _.' |/__/ \ .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( ( ( - ) ) COULD SOMEONE SHAVE ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE )_) (_( .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' ___()___ _.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._ DUDE YOU TOTALLY DRANK MY LAST MOUNTAIN ,-' ,' `. `-. DEW !!!! I NOW DECLARE A VENDETTA ,' ,' `. `. AND TO RESOLVE THIS DISPUTE / / \ \ WE SHALL REENACT THE BATTLE OF /_ / \ _\ AGINCOURT ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-'' | UM NO I DON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE | GETTING DATES WHY DO YOU ASK | | | | | , | `..' SSt ______ ___.--------'------`---------.____ _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ .'___=]=========================================== ,-----------------------..__/.' >--.______ _______.---' ]====================<==||(__) .' `------' `-----------------------`' ----.___--/ / /---' `/ /_______(______________________/ `-------------.--------------.' \________|_.-' DJC DENISE CROSBY GOT FAT ?!!?!?!? WELL I GUESS THAT'S JUST GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR DOING THAT AWFUL, AWFUL STAR TREK DOCUMENTARY ooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo oooo oooooooo VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS !!!!!!!! ooooooo oooo ooooooo oooooo oooo oooooo oooooo oooo oooooo ooooo oooo ooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooooo oooooo ooooo oooooooooooo ooooo oooooo oooo oooo oooo oooooo oooooooooo oooo oooooooooo oooooooo oooo oooooooo oooooooo oooo oooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo AS I FUCK YOU OUT oooooooooooo BA IT IS JUST ME OR DOES MR. MARCUS LOOK LIKE HE REALLY ENJOYS HIS WORK / _.--"":""--._ / .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` ___ <__ \ YAKUZA WATCH ME | o| | o| ______ ZIPPO MAKES ME THINK OF MAY | o| / O / \ o\/ O / I LIKE GASOLINE \____/ GABATZ _________________________________________________ / /| / _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ _/___/ _/_/_/_/ // / //| / _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/__/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ //|| / __/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ / _/_/_/ _/_/_/_/ //_|/ ,--------- /_/__/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/___/ _/ _/_/_/_/ // /__/__/__/ /| / __/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/__/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/ / // / / | / __/_________________/ ___/_/_/ // / / . / // / / .' (________________________________________________(/ (__________(.' DF THIS KEYBOARD IS ALL GAY SHAPED I GUESS GAYS HAVE BETTER ERGONOMICS WHAT WITH ALL THE BENDING OVER (THE MORE YOU KNOW) _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | | | .---------. | | PSP: $250 | | | | | | | | | | | | WIPEOUT PURE FOR PSP: $50 | | | | | | | | | | | | DOWNLOADING MAP PACKS FOR WIPEOUT PURE OVER ONE | | `---------' | | OF MY NEIGHBOR'S WIRELESS NETWORKS WITHOUT | `---------------' | ENCRYPTION DIRECTLY TO THE PSP WITHOUT BOTHERING | _ GAME BOY | TO SET UP AN ACCESS POINT: HAW HAW | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | | _ _ B | | // // | WARDRIVING ???? FUCK THAT I CALL IT WARWALKING, | // // \\\\\\ | WARSITTING, WARDRINKINGABEER | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," hjw _________________ /_________________\ |====#=#=#=#=#====| _________________________________________| | / |_____________ | /________________________________________________________\ | | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] | | :==============================================================:| | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || |--------------------------------------------------------------|| | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | ::::::::::::: || | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] ( ) [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | :::::::::::( ) ( ) || ()[+] ()]:[():[():[( ) ) [( | )+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || ( ) ( ):( ))( )( )( | ) ) ( ) () ( ) ( ))| ( )( ))( )( ( ) ( ) ) | ( )( )( )( )[+] [+]( ( )) ( )) ( )( ( )( )( ( ) ( | ) )( ) )( ) )---:::::( ) ) ============================= | ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ::::::( ) -----------------------------===================================== - _ -- __ - --__ _ - _ _ - ------------------------------------- _ -- _ -- --_ -- _ - __ | -- __ -- - _ -- --- _ __ -- - -- _ --- __ - _-- | --_ - __ -- ___ -- _ - __ - - _ _ _ -- __ -- - - _ - | - _ - _ -- _ --- _ -- _ --- bni ARE WE GOING TO ALL HAVE AN OUTING TO GO SEE THE NEW RENT MOVIE ?!?!?!?!? WELL AN OUTING TO SEE IT AND THEN AN OUTING BECAUSE WE SAW IT BECAUSE HOLY GOD: WAY GAY FOLKS .-. | |____________________________________________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | .'`. |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |-mbfh-------------------------------------------.'****> `. | |_______________________________________________.'***.' `. .'| | `**' `-.___.' `-' I WONDER IF THE STROGGS REALIZE THEY'RE .'*`. HURTING OUR FEELINGS !?!!??!!? `._.' . . .'*`. MAYBE IF WE GAVE INTO THEIR DEMANDS .'*`. `._.' THEY'D LEAVE US ALONE ?!?!?!?! I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR KUCINICH ; `, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A DRUG DEAL GONE ' :. GOOD !?!?!?!? __ `;. /' /\ , \ YES ACTUALLY IT'S WHEN I GET THE PRODUCT / |ee| `; I WANTED FOR THE PRICE I WAS QUOTED ( |_,| , `, WITHOUT THE NEED TO SHOOT ANYONE ) , \ ' `: | """"----,__,_.____,_ ; _ |--,_; ' , ,' `"---' ,: | , : /, ,' SO FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP | ,/' ,; | ' :| , /' , | ,; , | , :' | ` ,' ,' ` ; __==' ___, pb __/_ __________ / /| CHECK IT OUT FOLKS THE XBOX 360 IS DEBUTING WITH /__________/ | A WHOPPING 18 GAMES !!!!!! CURIOUSLY ENOUGH THAT |________ | | IS ALL IT WILL EVER HAVE /_____ /|| | |".___."| || | ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY HALO 3 ?!?!?!?!?! |_______|/ | | || .___."|| / OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL COGNITIVE DISSONANCE ||_______|| / KICKS IN AND YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF IT DOESN'T |_________|/ SUCK ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ,-_ - . _ . ~ ~ - . JUST SO YOU KNOW ~ - _ ,o'; ', ~. '' , ; IF YOU APPROACH ME OR . . , ,.' ' ' ' . '' MY ROOKERY I WILL PECK .`'. ,.` ' ; , ' ', AT YOUR NUTS/CUNT IN A ' ` , ' ; . FURIOUS UNSTOPPABLE ' ' ' , ' ; ; ' , FASHION NOT UNLIKE THAT ' `.' ' , ; . ' .' . OF AN ANGRY WOLVERINE ; , . ' . , . .' , EXCEPT WITH SQUAWKING . . ;' . , ; '. , DO NOT MISTAKE THE . ' ' , . . . .' , , EMPEROR PENGUIN FOR ; ' . ; '_` '. , ' ONE OF THEM PUSSY BIRDS raf ` ._~,. ._ ,_ ._, _. ,..,_'. /\ //\\ //__\\ //____\\ THE ONE THING I CAN SAY THAT I ACTUALLY \\____// TOOK AWAY FROM EVERQUEST WAS THE ABILITY \\__// TO DRAW BOOBIES ON ONE LINE OF TEXT [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] [|__|] /) [|__|] (\ //\_________[|__|]________/\\ ))__________||__||_________(( <_/ [ \/ ] Krogg97\_> || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \\ || // \\||// \\// ____-\/-____ -__- / \ .=., ;c =\ __| _/ IF WE GET TO CHOOSE OUR SUPERHERO NAMES .'-'-._/-'-._ /.. ____ \ THEN MINE WOULD BE "CUNTFUCKER" /' _ [<_->] ) \ ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ , , |\ ,__ BOY I SURE HAD A GOOD TIME AT LIVE 8 !!!!! |\ \/ `. \ `-.:. `\ I FEEL MORE INTERCONNECTED WITH NATURE NOW `-.__ `\=====| /=`'/ ^_\ I REALLY CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I HATE MORE: ALL .' /\ .=) THE CORPORATE CONSUMER COMMERCIALISM OR ALL .-' .'| '-(/_| THE CORPORATIONAL COMMERCIAL CONSUMERISM .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` CAN'T WE JUST ALL AGREE THAT HUGS ARE *GOOD* jgs \ | AND *NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS* ARE BAD !?!?!?!?!? |/ _ _ ,d$$$b d$$$b$$[ o $$< q \ .' WH-WH-WHAT ARE THESE T-T-TWO GUYS ) _, | / D-D-DOING ,`-_/ ` \'|\ /' / pb / `; `\ | ( `--,---,-', / `._ /_;,_|--' )=,,_ .-' "-'(^^|/' / ``=ssssss( `' `---,_ / `$, < |_______`$b / /| |$`$ | || ``-, | / / | `\ |_ _--' /`--_ ) ,""---| _/ / | | ,--| __/|_ `-----' AND C-C-CAN I SIGN UP ( | | ,`' (___,, | |_ \, (____,, \____,, .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ YOU KNOW I REALLY RESPECT |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| BONO'S POLITICAL INSIGHT ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' (((( (((( BEATING OFF INTO A CUP AND THEN DRINKING IT )))) SO THAT WHEN I BEAT OFF AGAIN IT'S THE SAME SQUIGGLIES _ .---. 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I REALLY DON'T GET MANY MORE DATES SO IT'S A <)_/\ /| TOTAL GYP ___(_,_),_)|___ || // \ / ||rs _ (_) _ (_) _ _ (_) _ (_) ). _(_) / \-'^.^ .-/ ____/ _ .-' / _ _\ (_) _/ __ () >( , )) (_)`` `\)( =_/ |^ / ()) '/ _.o_.-`.' o_....__/ _ (_,-'^/''_.-' `. `. / :`-'^ _.-`') `-u-'^ `. `.\\__.-'_.-'`/ . \`..__\ '---'` / .-^`. | \ o o`'') `./ \ / o \ <_ _/ I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED HOW TO JUGGLE /`-._____.:^\ / / | ____ / /` \ | .-.-'^ `\ /` | | NOW I HAVE NO USEFUL REAL-WORLD SKILLS / :--------7 /` \ __| / .' `` /` / `^ / / | / | / /`^\_ gnv`.____\ && &&&&& THIS CARNITAS BURRITO WOULD NEVER &&&\/& &&& ABUSE IRAQI PRISONERS &&|,/ |/& && &&/ / /_& && MMMM DELICIOUS OPPRESSOR \ { |_____/_& { / / &&& `, \{___________/_&& } }{ \ }{{ \____& {}{ `&\&& {{} && , -=-~{ .-^- _ ejm `} { _ __ /,) _,-""`'""-./,/ \ "-. . /,/ GREAT BRAVO HAS ANOTHER BOBBY BROWN SPECIAL /"\`.\ |;-\/\/"\ WHERE HE BEATS WHITNEY ON CAMERA (I GUESS) ;. \_ `./\ X/. ; |:.:. \_\/_//; | |:.. ../ |/. | ;::. : "\ /. .; \:::. ..|."|\ ./ `:::.: ` ./,,' ..:::::"-:.__..-"-._ itz `-._____,---' ,#######, ######### ######### WELP TURNS OUT ROUNDANDBROWN.COM ISN'T ABOUT ######### ASSHOLES LIKE I WAS HOPING '#######' .--' '--. /` `\ / '-. : .-' \ / | : | \ / /|.-- --.|\ \ \ ( / . \ ) / \ \|jgs | |/ / \ \_____|_____/ / (_[I===I===I==]_) |-|~~|:|~~|-| | \__/:\__/ | {-_ -: _= } {_ /^\_ - } { -_ } { - _} {_ } {_ - } {____} {____} (___) (___) .. - ----. 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DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU GOOGLE FAGGOTS, | |;.`.`;| YOUR BROWSER WILL TURN GAY ; `.';| || ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || /o8888o `; || /@o8888888o (`;| (`.()oO888888o (< BECAUSE I AM LEARNING THAT FAGGOT BY FAGGOT `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / `.( / _____ j_____j YOU KNOW IF I CONVERTED TO ISLAM I'D BE SURE TO GIVE /_____/_\ MYSELF A NAME THAT ACTUALLY CONTAINED THE WORD "ISLAM" |_(~)_| | | )"( | | BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT MORON WITH NO ORIGINALITY |(@_@)| | OR CLEVERNESS AT ALL hnjw |_____|,' YES I'M TALKING TO YOU "CAT STEVENS" AND THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME EITHER FAGMONSTER BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M CAT STEVENS 9/11 WAS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY AND THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN DOOT DEE DOO SINGING GAY SONGS AND HEILING HITLER NEXT UP: YOUR NAME BEING FEATURED ON THE BACK OF A MILK CARTON _-~~~~- PRIVATE WHAT DID YOU BRING ME - @ @ ' \ NO YOU IDIOT THIS ONE'S PURPLE |\ .. | \ ' `. '\___/` .`. THE MONSTER WE'RE HUNTING IS |\_ / `-____--// GREEN (OR GREY DEPENDING ON WHICH \ \/ .\\ \/ WITNESS STATEMENT YOU BELIEVE) \ .' \\ | `. \ /' | GET THIS BLOB OUT OF HERE I DON'T KNOW UH \ | .' _| /`-__-'/ JUST SHIP THE PURPLE DINOSAUR OFF TO | \ ) )__ CAMP X-RAY AND GET ME GENERAL ROSS ON \__/ |___/ THE HORN _"_ % (< ? ` " I CAN MOLEST WOMEN WITH MY MIND __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ ALSO MILK COMES OUT THEIR BOOBIES __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| WHICH IS GROSS ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger . ___/|' _____ ____/_. .' //'''/ _ ~|,, @ }| .'____(___ . \(====) } > '/.------'/ ___ /_\ |^^_ } \ / \--'._ ( / _ \// |/ \ _ > .'/\_-.. ''-.> ( (_) )' (_)xx\ ____//\'. ''\'. '___\_/ .' (__)xx>/--/-\' '.\ ''\.' .___.' <)=\ (__)x//_// || _\\__ .' ) <)=+ '. (_)_/ |/\__||_/ ' \'xxxxx '. <)= . '._(_( __ \/ \_ xxxx \ |/ '. _\| / _/_/_/~~/~~~/'.___. '.__ ' |/ / _ ) ( /_ \ \_ \ / // \/ '. |/~ |RS|/~ <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=+ ( <)=+ ( <)=+ <)=.'\=(> Rich <)=.'\=(> <)=.'\=(> I WONDER IF JODY WATLEY KNOWS WHAT HER SISTER DOES FOR A LIVING SO THROUGH CAREFUL RESEARCH AND SELF-DIAGNOSIS I'VE NARROWED MY CONDITION DOWN TO TWO POSSIBILITIES ASPERGER'S SYNDROME OR LACTOSE INTOLERANCE __________________ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\ | PLONK |=" | MACHINE | | | p | | p | p p | `====_ , ,,---., , _===' _,-' p p `-,_ o / l _ ,- `\{)/' -, _ l\ o ; o /' l || l\ ; n o; ; n << l ; ; ; n; ' ' n ; n ; ; `-,_ _,-' ; k k `. ``---------'' ,' k k `-.._ _,-' \````--------''''/ | :: | | ; | | :: | | ; | \(O) :: (O)/ pb `--,__;_,--' _______________ MAYBE THIS HOROSCOPE COULD ACTUALLY ()==( (@==() TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH THIS '______________'| PROSTITUTE CORPSE !?!?!?! | | | | CHECK OUT POSSIBILITIES ... CHANGE MAY BE __)_____________| REQUIRED ... DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS ... LUCK ()==( (@==() IS IN YOUR CORNER ... YOU WILL BE REWARDED ... '--------------' PjP I MEAN THESE THINGS COULD APPLY TO ANYBODY ______ |\_______________ (_____\\______________ IS IT SO WRONG HH======#H###############H####################### TO MASTURBATE ' ~""""""""""""""`##(_))#H\"""""Y######## TO THE SHOOTING )) \#H\ `"Y### SCENE IN HEAT dew " }#H) _____ / \ / ````` \ /|`o o'|\ IS EDDIE IZZARD AWARE THAT HE /|| . ||\ ACCIDENTALLY P-P-PUT ON A |*\\ _ //*| DR-DR-DRESS THIS M-M-MORNING |*/ \ / \*| // / \ \\ /(__/\___/\__)\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |\ /| | / // \| | / // | | / / | | | /___\ | |___\ / / | | | / \ | / \ //^`, | | | // | |~~ | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ Alyssa #### #### ######## ######## IF YOU COULD BE ANY DRAGON FROM ATARI 2600 ######## #### ADVENTURE WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE ######## #### ############## ############## [ ] YORGLE, THE YELLOW DRAGON WHO IS SLOW ###### AND SCARED OF YELLOW KEYS BECAUSE HE'S ###### A PUSSY ## ## [ ] GRUNDLE, THE STUPID FAGGOT WITH THE ## MAGNET FETISH ## ######## [ ] RHINDLE, THE CRACK FIEND ######## ############ ############ WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THESE ARE DUCKS ############## ############## ###### #### ###### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### #### ###### #### ###### ################ ################ ######## ######## ## ## ## ######## ## ######## ###### ## ###### ## ############ ############ tQn .-. .-. 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TENTACLED BALLSACK WITH EYES __ _.-\\----//--._ _ / _\___.-' `-._.-.__ _ (_\_)| \___ _.-._ \-' ) \__) __) ) ( (_ \_.-' /_-. / \ .-'-.\ _._// / .-/ \\ \ \\__._ /_._/ \ \( ) ))) \__._) (/ _.-') `.__.'`.__.'( `-._ (_.-' `--._):F_P: __,-, ____ ,-' \ \ _( ) \ | / ,' \ \ \ (__ ) --( )-- / \ \ _,==; (___) / | \ / \ \.,="| | \ \ /' | | WILL YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THIS GUY HOW IT'S NOT GAY AT \ /'--,_o_| ALL FOR TWO MEN TO EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER `<'_,---|#, pb ' WELL AS LONG AS THOSE FEELINGS AREN'T ABOUT FUCKING OR SUCKING EACH OTHER IN WHICH CASE: WAY GROSS GAY LIKE EW EW EW EW GROSS GAY LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN SHEPHERDS GAY _ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU . . . |\_\\-\ | \\-| CHOPPY \ /~\\ ` \\ HE LIKES TO CUT UP THINGS (PROSTITUTES \\ WHO GET ALL BITCHY OR JOHNS WHO WON'T PAY) ~ DEAR ANSWER BEAR HI IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE READ YOUR COLUMN BUT I HAVE THIS PERSISTENT PROBLEM THAT I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT I SOLVED WELL I GUESS I SHOULD GET RIGHT TO IT MY PROBLEM IS THAT I HAVE A REALLY HAIRY ASS AND NO MATTER HOW I POO OR WIPE AFTERWARDS IT JUST SMEARS EVERYWHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER I WIPE FRONT TO BACK OR BACK TO FRONT WHILE SITTING DOWN OR IF I STAND UP FIRST OR IF I TRY THE OLD NINJA PINCHING MOTION IT JUST GETS EVERYWHERE AND THEN IT'S WIPE CITY DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ???? SIGNED, MESSY IN MINNESOTA THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,^~~~-. .-~~~"-. : .--. \ / .--. \ : ( .-`<^~~~-: : ) : `. `-,~ ^- ' .' `-: ,.-~ .' `. ,' @ @ | : __ ; ...{ (__) ,----. / `. ,' ,--. `. | `.,___ , : : : | .' ~~~~ \ / : \.. / `. `--' .' | ~----~ | IT'S CALLED | | A SHOWER YOU | | DISGUSTING FREAK | _.-/' ARE YOU SURE HIV/AIDS DIDN'T FOLLOW US HERE SAID THE .' / FREAKY YELLOW SUBMARINE LOOKING CREATURE AS HE FUMBLED / / WITH THE CONDOM | / /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ .---. | \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \_.-' _ `. | _ ` / _\ | * ) / _`| | / * )| | / \ _ | \____________/o\ | .vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv J ( \ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv `-. .------------------' `-----------------------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | | | /|\ /|\ / | \ / | \ /__|__/ \__|__\ AND THE LORD SAID "MAKE ME CHOKE ON |\ | | | | /| IT BECAUSE IT IS BIG AND WILL BLOCK | \ |----|--| / | MY ESOPHAGUS" AND I SAID UNTO THE LORD | /\-\---|---/\ | (I SAYS) "CHECK IT OUT I'M HARD" AND |/_____|\|_____\| AT THAT POINT HE BROKE DOWN WITH "OKAY \ | \ / | / BUT MAKE IT QUICK" AND IT WAS RAD \ | / \ | / \|/ \|/ \ /\_ ___/\__ SO THIS IS ME HERE /~~~-|_ __|_,-~~-,|__ BARFING UP LAST NIGHT'S |@ \ | __|_-~ ~-|__ MEAL OF STRING CHEESE, / /\ \|/\_-~ ,-- \| CIGARETTES AND VODKA / /|| \ ~-- / / / \ TONICS THAT TURNED INTO |//|/ \_ ___/ / | __/ \ ON THE ROCKS THAT TURNED ___// ~//_,,,-----'~~~~~ / INTO LEAVE THE BOTTLE AND / o \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A $140 BILL ON MY AMEX ~//-/~ PLUS MY TIE IS GONE AND /~~/\ ~/ THE SUN IS UP AND I CAN'T ~~~~~~ FIND MY PIPE (HOW THE FUCK DID I MISPLACE THAT ANYWAY) _____ .' `. | | I CALL IT GRAVY BUT IT ISN'T |.-----.| .'`.-.'`. `..' `..' 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'---'_ / ./ //- (`-. .-'/- \ /`- `--' \__| / , )_| / Y - ( BP THERE ARE NO GOOD SEX SCENES IN "THE PASSION" _ xxxx _ /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ `-._`'`_/'`.-' `\ /` | / /-.( \_._\ \ \`; > |/ / // |// jgs \(\ BUT THAT SURE DIDN'T KEEP ME FROM GETTING OFF _.._ ," "\ / _ | WHAT COMMIE SHIT IS THIS [' ", _ ; | (2" "`\ `:`\, _' |[``-_`~\ \|\\ _/"' "--" itz ,"`-. / \ `.`. LOOK ANOTHER ONE / / `.`. \ /\ | | ' \\ .' ; /`._ \\' / //`._""\\' `itz """\; ___ .-'' ''-. .' '. OH THIS IS THE END !!!!!!! / . - ; - . \ ( ' `-._|_,'_,.- ) ',,.--_,4"-;_ ,' '-.; \ _.-' WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T GET IT sjw/itz'''' ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| ///// /___/ | //// ___/ DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART // \ ABOUT DRINKING IS ?!?!?!?! / /-' / , / YEAH PRETTY MUCH THE DRINKING ( | | \ \ | WAIT WHO TOLD YOU ) | | / / \ / ( / | / \/ (/ S-v ___ ___ / ,-.`'.-,'\ `.| || | / || || | | SEE YA LATER _,'(|)(|)`.:._ ALLIGATOR _,..-'' ,.-' | _(,)`'' (,) _.=[]__,,.' AFTER 'WHILE |.....________[]-=[] / FUCKING FAGGOT `----.........,.-'' `. _ _.'' ,' | / \___ | ,' ``-, |_| __\ ,--',''`-...||\ __ __| `'';'\._ || `..' "--' /. '``-'|| |' `-- ....|| .-`.._..... ||......_, ....--' '-.-. __)''`-''''''"-...___ TS (______,.._,,| \...._ __)______..--------""' `.__) /\ /\ /\ I COME ON AFTER SPIGOT THE BEAR /\/\ /\ / |||..^ ^^o ------__\ /---\ /--~ | | || --* -* ) (.) .|. PLZ SOMEONE WRITE AN RFC TO STOP l7J APPS FROM STEALING MY FOCUS | | _.--| |--._ .-'; ;`-'& ; `&. & & ; & ; ; \ \ ; & &_/ F"""---...---"""J | | | | | | | | | J | | | | | | | F `---.|.|.|.---' Krogg _ ' ` ,`-' __ ( ,-" "---, _ ,' `--"| ,' ,-" ' )--' / | / //",-",-._,'."-- . _ `/ .--="_.' / `. ; /`""" `-' ` \( , ` ``-\ ' ," ( ,' ,' `.._ __,-"\-, ' `-.-._,._,'__... `,-. ,' . __ \ ,-. \-: \ , __ _/-" \,--""\ \_\ \_\_/ , ,-" / ' _.--\_..." \ , { _,-" -" | ` ` `-" __..`-. \ \ ,-" __..-"" . `-._ "" __,--" __...' \ _,--" __..--"" / : _..-"" __.,-'" _.-' ,-"" _.,-"" ,' ; _.-"" ,' | _.-" ," WHAT DID JESUS EVER DO FOR ME `'..._ / ` _ / EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S SANTA WHO `.___...-; `"-./ BRINGS THE PRESENTS | ' | ' | ' | I__ ,= .-._| |_|`.__.' KaK `--" _ _ (`-`;-"```"-;`-`) \.' './ / \ SIR I KNOW THE HAMSTER DANCE ; 0 0 ; /| = = |\ ; \ '._Y_.' / ; AND YOU ARE NO HAMSTER DANCE ; `-._ \|/ _.-' ; ; `"""` ; ; `""-. .-""` ; /; '--._ \ / _.-- ;\ : `. `/|| ||\` .' : '. '-._ _.-' .' (((-'` `"""""` `'-))) jgs /\ /\ | | PRISON WILL NOT BE LIKE NEVERLAND RANCH | | /----\ /----\ [______] OR WILL IT [______] | | _____ _____ | | |[] | [ ] [ ] | []| | | [_______][ ][ ][ ][][ ][ ][ ][_______] | | | [ ][ ][ ]| | ,----------------, | |[ ][ ][ ] | | | |/' ____..____ '\| | | \ [] | | /' || '\ | | [] / | [] | | |o || o| | | [] | | | _ | | _||_ | | _ | | | [] | (_) | | (_||_) | | (_) | [] | | | | | (||) | | | | | | | | || | | | | /'' | | |o || o| | | ''\ [_____________[_______]--'------''------'--[_______]_____________] \ YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY BALLS /\ 7_\ THEY'RE COVERED WITH SPIKES TO PROTECT ME FROM PREDATORS \, / {))) _/|,~, ((( / ())) )__/)))) /(\|((( | (/ /_|\\ | \ \|\(` | \ // \\ | \ ejm // \\ |_____\ == == -- -' , ,_ |`\ `;;, ,;;' | `\ \ '. .'.' I VOTE YES WHEN THE PROPOSITIONS | `\ \ '-""""-' / ARE PERFECT NUMBERS AND VOTE NO `. `\ / |` WHEN THEY'RE ANYTHING ELSE `> /; _ _ \ / / | . ; < (`";\ () ~~~ (/_ ';;\ `, __ _.-'` ) >;\ ` _.' `;;\ \-' ;/ \ _ | ,"". .` \ | _| ' / ; /") .;-, jgs \ / __ .-' \,_/-"` `-' ,---. .--. ( . ) ( . ) `/--___ __`--`. ,. _'| |___||___| _|`. (-./_,|-,,' `.' |\ ` __`-`-'|// `:. \,|' -- - --- |\ | ||| ` | | -- | \ _|_|\\ jrei / | - _ \ \ ,-'-.`._____,',-'-. ______________ `[]\ .\____________________ |`.____________`. || \`| .::' ._ | |_''_o_o__o =.| || \|_________________ | | ,--. ,--. : _ || | |( () ) ( () )|: \`::') --- __ `.|_`-_'___`-_'_|`. / :: \ - _ - : \___:/ _ - - `--..___) SO DID THE MEMBERS OF THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS ACTUALLY SUCK DICK OR WERE THEY JUST PRETENDING THAT THEY LIKED TO SUCK DICK _____ _/ / \_ _/ / \_ / / \ HELLO ??? WHAT ???? SPEAK UP !!!! \_____________/ |O O| RAPING DIDO ??? \ / @@\ - /@@ WE'LL NEED A FAST CAR AND /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ OUR PUNCHING FISTS /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ WAIT MICHAEL JACKSON LIVES / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ CLOSER |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ CHECKLIST REMAINS THE SAME @@@@@@@@@@@@@ BUT THE CAR CAN BE AN ESCORT @@@@@@@@@@@@@ OR SOME SHIT (HE AIN'T CALLIN' @@@@@@@@@@@ NO 911 FROM NEVERLAND) || @ || ~~ ~~ ____ || | ||___| YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN _)__<__ _ _ JON STEWART'S THE DAILY SHOW !?!?!?! |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| NOT WATCHING IT | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ fsc __ /.- ______ // /______'/| [ ]| I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY TO [ Grape ]| COMMANDEER ALL MY SUNNY DELIGHT [ Juice ]| [ _\_ ]| [ ::: ]| [ :' ]/ jgs '-------' (())) /|x x| /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ /=`_'-'-'/ !! WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! 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BARBARIANS __ _..-''--'----_. ,''.-''| .---/ _`-._ ,' \ \ ;| | ,/ / `-._`-. ,' ,',\ \( | |// /,-._ / / ;.`. `,\ \`| |/ / | )/ / / /`_`.\_\ \| /_.-.'-''/ / / /_|_:.`. \ |;'`..') / / `-._`-._`.`.;`.\ ,' / / `-._`.`/ ,'-._/ / : `-/ \`-.._/ | : ;._ ( : | \ ` \ \ \ | : : ; | / ; ,' / / / / / SSt DUDE MY POKER PLAYING ICON THAT EVERYONE SEES WHEN I'M AT THE ONLINE SITES IS DATA WITH HIS VISOR WHILE PLAYING FIVE CARD STUD WITH RIKER AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ENTERPRISE !!!!!!!! EPISODE 97375 STARDATE 207305.0 DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE TAPE /\ __ \ .-':::. \ :::::|\ FOOD IS A SHIT INDUCER |,\:::'/ \ `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' AsH /;:`. ______ _,-'._,' _,--''' `'-._,-'_,-' `' ,' ` - .,_ __,-' ),-' ( __|-`' . _,'/ WHY CAN'T I DECAPITATE HOOKERS `--...'___,..--' / WITH THE HELICOPTER BLADES???? / _/,-'_,-' (`---'' _,-' |_,- PLAYSTATION 2 GREATEST HITS MY ASS `----''|_,--' jrei -' _,-' I WANT MY $20 BACK ) ( ( .^. \) ) .'.^.'. 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'|` 0088MM `9MMP' EXPLODING PRICKS ARE NOT A FUNNY PRANK SIR hjm //\\ <<()>> A IF YOU SUBTRACT ONE FROM EACH LETTER |==| /\\ IN "IBM" IT SPELLS "DONG" | | / \\ | | / \\ A | | / \\ //\_| |_/ \\ // | | \\ // | | //\\ \\ (( <0> | | <<()>> )) \\ | | \\// // \\ _| |_ // \\/ | | \ // V | | \ // | | \ // | | \ // NOTE WE COULD NOT AFFORD AN ACTUAL | | \// PICTURE OF HAL FROM 2001 SO HERE | | V IS A PICTURE OF A HALBERD | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | zot ___ ___ .d9969b d6966b. TRUE OR FALSE: WINNIE FROM THE WONDER YEARS d66b'e( )a`d99b WAS A SERIOUS COCK TEASE `d9p _/ \_ q6b' __/ (__ __) \__ _ THE ANSWER IS: TRUE / \_/ / \_/ {_) / / \ (I'M THE CHEAT SHEET) \ \__ / /\ _\ \ \____j`-. ).--|___/ hjw `-' '--' , }`-. , , \ \ '-' \ .-'{ _} . | ,`\ / ' ; .-;\ { \ | | / `/ '-.,/ ; | { -- -. ' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ '. '- ' `_- '.`; ; ,-`_.-' ,--. \ ` /` '--' `;.` (` _ .--.\ '._) '-. \ \ `-. ; `-';| '. -. 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AFRICAN MONKEY AIDS .-----| || \| | ;,,..-.|| \ HAIRY SMELLY FRENCH AIDS ;...-.----'''||_ \. .-----| |_ `-._ \ PRESIDENTIAL AIDS ; ;,,..--.|_`-._ \-\ ;__,,..----''''| `-._\-\ \ ENGLISH PUNK QUEER AIDS .-----| | \ \ \ _, | ;___...-.'-..__\_\,' DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE AIDS ._--'''| ___,|,---'''; :````--''' _____,--'/ GLASNOST AIDS :`-------''' ; ~~~~~ ~~~ :__________________; ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ jrei ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~ _,..---..,_ WHAT'S BETTER THAN A CREAMPIE ?!?!?!? ,-"` .'. `"-, (( '.'.' )) `'-.,_ ' _,.-'` jgs `\ `"""""` /` AN ____ CREAMPIE `""-----""` /\ .---._ IF I PUT MY JIZZ BUGS IN JARS IN THE /\/.-. /\ /\/\ br FRIDGE WILL THEY LIVE FOREVER OR DO //\\oo //\\/\\\\ I NEED TO USE THE FREEZER INSTEAD // /"/`---\\ \\"`-._ _.-'" "`-.`-. ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . .' |-_-_-_-| `. DOES AIDS HURT ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) !`. .'! ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ \ '-.__.-' FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW /oo |--.--,--,--. AND I MUST EAT BUGS \_.-'._i__i__i_.' """"""""" fsc _________________________ || || || || || ||, , ,|| || SCIENTIFIC FRAUD ?!?!?!?!? || (||/|/(\||/ || || ||| _'_`||| || || || o o || || B-B-BUT I HAD TO FIND A WAY TO PAY FOR MY || (|| - `||) || STARCRAFT AND/OR LINEAGE HABIT || || = || || ScS || ||\___/|| || ||___||) , (||___|| YOU WACKY SOUTH KOREANS /||---||-\_/-||---||\ / ||--_||_____||_--|| \ (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_) ,-. | ,-. \ `-.(+),-' / THE LUNESTA BUTTERFLY MOLESTS ME IN MY SLEEP \:-) (+) (-:/ .'`-._(+)_.-'`. ,'__/\_ (+) _/\__`. I THINK IT'S DOING ANAL PROBES OR DRILLING / / _/_)(+)(_\_ \ \ FOR OIL OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HOLY GOD IN / (__/ _(+)_ \__) \ THE MORNING I'M ONE BIG BRUISE / _,-'" (") "`-._ \ (_,-'" / \ "`-._) Krogg .(O). OKAY o.` `.o /_ _ _ _ _ _\ IF YOU TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND SUCK YOUR OWN |==|===|==| DICK DOES THAT MAKE YOU GAY |==|===|==| |_=|===|=_| I SAY NO BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON .-._.-[]\_____/[]-O AND THEREFORE IT'S JUST LIKE BEATING OFF -' /=|=|=|=|=\ |o |o|o|o| o| ALTHOUGH WHAT IF THE PAST-YOU RECIPROCATES |o |o|o|o| o| AND PUTS HIS FINGER UP YOUR ASS |o |o|o|o| o| LGB '-.|o|o|o|.-' AT THAT POINT I THINK WE NEED NIETZSCHE '--.=====.--' _ _ I CALL WHAT I DO "AGITPROP" BECAUSE I, LIKE ALL / )%.===.%( \ OTHER AGITPROPERS, LIKE TO MOLEST CHILDREN | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS WHEN I REPORT || :-" "-; || MY RELIGION AS "BAHA'I" :; :; / .==. .==. \ BECAUSE I, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AM : _.--._ ; A TOTAL FUCKING MORON ; .--.' `--' `.--. : : __;` ':__ ; ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : '. `--' .' ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" ___ ,-""___""-. WHY DOES THE BIONIC WOMAN NEED A SPECIAL .;""'| |`"":. BED TO FALL ASLEEP || | | | | || ||_|_|_|_|_|| // /| CAN'T SHE JUST DO IT THE USUAL WOMANLY WAY /__ //| (20 MG VALIUM AND A HALF BOTTLE OF WINE) ,-""___""-. //|| .;""'| |`"":. // ||/| | | | || // ||_|_|_|_|_||// ||_________||/ || || '' ctr '' ______ ( _____ ) SEE IT'S A **BLONDE JOKE** BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A / / - - \ \ BLONDE JOKE IT'S A **METAJOKE** THAT IMPLIES THAT | |-O-O-| | AS YOU KEEP FOLLOWING THE LINKS **YOU'RE** THE |( () )| ONE WHO'S BEING DUPED AND THEREFORE ARE THE ONE | \ \_/ / | WHO IS BLONDE !!!!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHA / --- \ (___) (___) I HAVE A DEGREE IN MEMETICS AND BEING USELESS . `:. MASTURBATING IN A CUP AND THEN TALKING `:. TO THE CUP LIKE IT'S A BABY .:' ,:: .:' ;:' :: ;:' : .:' `. :. _________________________ : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ : ,---:".".".".".".".".".".".".": : ,'"`::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::' `.`. `:-===-===-===-===-===-:' `.`-._: : OKAY SERIOUSLY AT WHAT POINT DOES `-.__`. ,' met. THIS CROSS THE LINE AND GET ,--------`"`-------------'--------. MUSLIMS RIOTING `"--.__ __.--"' `""-------------""' BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S JUST FUNNY , (&) , ; YOU'D THINK THEY COULD HAVE DONE THEIR |\|_, GOOGLE RESEARCH AND CHOSEN A BETTER NAME | |; FOR THIS NEW STANDARD THAN DVD-A ,|' | / |__|` / (____)/ { } |\ | ', | \|:; | | ' / \ \ / \ \ /`'-----'\ (`'-------') \ / \ / `,___'lds .'''*(7????(C?!!,''. '!(7(!,,!?,,,,!!,,!!C!!, THAT STEWIE GRIFFIN IS MY FAVORITE '!(?,,,?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(,,!7!' CHARACTER ON FAMILY GUY PROVES !?((,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,*C?? I'M NOT A HOMOPHOBE !!!!!! ?=*,,,,,?!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,=* .?((,,,,*?((=C=!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,**,((* I'D JUST PREFER TO SEE THEM .*=!,,,,,?!. *(*,,,,,,,,,,,,*(=77(!,,?* IN A LITTLE BOX IN MY LIVING ==?,,,,,,( ? .=,,,,,,,,,,,*(*'''!?,,,C. ROOM WHICH I CAN TURN OFF ===,,,,,,( .,.. .7,,,,,,!?,,,= ', '(,,?? RATHER THAN IN REAL LIFE '(*,,,,(C=?!!?7C*,,,,,,*7,,*=,,,,, =,,,(=, '??,,,,!?(?((!*,,,,,,,*=,,,7(!!*!?=!,,(7=, ,?!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?33*,,,?(???(**??. 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A MOVIE LABELLED "KIANNA DIOR" ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT WHEN /(_I_)\ YOU'RE ALL SET LOTION SMEARED LIGHTS TURNED DOWN AND \\) (// EVERYTHING THAT IT'S ACTUALLY KIANNA *BRADLEY* / \ \ | / IS THIS PATRICK STEWART OR TERA PATRICK ??!?!?!?!/ \|/ /|\ TRULY CAN ANYONE DISTINGUISH BETWEEN HOLLY BODY AND ROCKI ROADS \|/ jgs /Y\ BECAUSE THESE MORONS NAMING THESE FILES SURE FUCKING CAN'T AND IT'S PUTTING MY BONER TO A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| I'M LIVEBLOGGING ME READING THIS BOOK / ' ,' , ,"::::| / ' , ,' ,"::::::L I.E., I'M A USELESS SHITBAG / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| \. .-, .L:::::::::::| \. ( .J:::::::::::! \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ \. ( ) .J:::::::/ \. `-' .L:::::/ \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ \. __ .L:/ \. 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THE LACK OF A POWER SWITCH ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || THAT'S RIGHT CONSUMERS /o8888o `; || /@o8888888o (`;| YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BE TRUSTED TO KNOW WHEN (`.()oO888888o (< TO TURN SOMETHING ON OR OFF SO JUST PLUG IT IN `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | AND THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / `.( / _ __ __ _ | '_ \ / _` | PSTUPIDIDEAQ.COM | |_) | (_| | | .__/ \__, | |_| |_| tQn _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ cjr c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) ROGER EBERT WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD WAR MOVIE IF IT GAVE HIM CANCER YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT I CAN GO FROM ZERO TO COMPLETE PRICK IN SIXTY SECONDS .------. .------. I'M CONCERNED YOU DON'T BELIEVE .' //`. .' `. MY BALLS ARE SAUCY ENOUGH / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' BECAUSE FUCK YOU PAL THEY'RE WAY SAUCY \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' `"----"' `"----"' AsH __________________________________________________________________ / ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ \ / | | [____] [____] [____] [____] [____] [____] ____ \ / | | | | \ / |____| ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ | | \ / [____] [____] [____] [____] [____] [____] |____| \ /_________________________________________________________________\ DP IS SUDOKU LIKE CRACK TO NERDS OR WHAT itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. EVEN JACK BAUER USES A TREO _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' _\|/_ /--\ |[]| IF MARC WALLICE WAS THE ZERO PATIENT DOES _] \/ [_ THAT MEAN I'M THE NEGATIVE ONE PATIENT /_ `==' _\ \\| |// l\ __/j `|-'##| |#||#| |#||#| _|#||#|_ `==" "==` as ///. // 7 I'M SORRY BUT IF NO ONE ELSE HAS THE Y `-__.`. .\\ COURAGE TO SAY IT I WILL: / .----' 7'/ / / \\/ \ ROMAN NUMERALS ARE GAY /___/ | a=' \ \ /_ / / / \\ \ / .' \\ \ `--` ''-' AsH ~~~ THIS IS ME IN 1994 ___________ ) () ))() c' TOASTING UPPERCASE /I\ \ ( )( (()( - O'S OVER THE FIRE / I \ \ \/\ \\/\ -O--===o---| / I \ \ \_\_/_/ | THIS WAS BEFORE 9/11 /___I___\_________\ ()_()_) |_____| WHEN WE COULD BRING THEM ON THE PLANES X // \\ / \X I // // WOULD // / LIKE // // YOUR / // BLOG // / BETTER // // IF +------------+ YOU ||************| | SHOWED ||\X********// || YOUR | \\\-----// // | TITS | \-------/ | (CHORUS) | | | | | | +---+---------------+----+ +------------------------+ +------------------------+ _ (_) |______________________________________ |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| QUEBEC IS LIKE |&&&&&&& .\^/. &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& . |&&&| . &&&&&&&| THE CANADA |&&&&&&& |\|&&&|/| &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& .--'&&&&&&&'--. &&&&&&&| OF CANADA |&&&&&&& \&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&< &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& '~|/~~|~~\|~' &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& | &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&&________________________&&JGS&&| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (()))) ______ (()o))() IF LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, .-'.-' |`-. (()) o(() HOLLOW THEM OUT AND FUCK THEM .-' .' \ | / `.(())) (()) _ .' /`. \ |/ .'((()__())) (_) . ; ` .\ |. ' /( )( )\ / _) ( |-------( )---/ /\ /\ / / _ `. ; . '/ |\ . \ \ ) ( \_/ (_) . \.' / | \ ` \ \ \ _ `-. `. / | \ .(_/_____\ (_) `-._`-.__|_.-' "\""\"/" """"" \ \ /\ \ _ / /| | (_) / / | | ( / |/ )/ ( \ " `.`. jro __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' \ \ \. \ \ ,/ VOTE AGLHAGHLGAHLAGLHG FOR SENATE \ \__..- \ \ \ \ \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ @(\/) (\/)-{}-)@ @(={}=)/\)(\/) (\/(/\)@| (-{}-) (={}=)@(\/)@(/\)@ (/\)\(={}=)/(\/) @(\/)\(/\)/(={}=) (-{}-)""""@/(/\) (/\)|: | /::' \ /::: \ THAT MISANTHROPIC BITCH LADY |::' | SEEMS A LITTLE GRUMPY |:: | \::. / jgs ':______.' `""""""` _ (_) |______________________________________ |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& .\^/. &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& . |&&&| . &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& |\|&&&|/| &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& .--'&&&&&&&'--. &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& \&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&< &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& '~|/~~|~~\|~' &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& | &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&& &&&&&&&| |&&&&&&&________________________&&JGS&&| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WE PROMISE NOT TO EXECUTE HIM IF YOU EXTRADITE HIM !!!!!!! 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IF I COULD BE ANY BONE IN THE HUMAN /| _\ \ \ / /_ |\ BODY WHY OBVIOUSLY I'D BE THE COCCYX ` \/\_| '--,. ' |/\_/ ' | _ ;_ ;_ | ,.\\/_) < /.)`, \ | `-/ \ | |/ o o o | | \ | | \\_ n4b1s ,-_-_ _' ---. ---. ---. ---. ---. -. +---. PLEASE STOP BEHAVING LIKE | / | | - | | | | JEWS ON AIRPLANES YOU SCARE | | | / ___|_ | | | _| | | THE FUCK OUT OF THE NON-JEWS | WHO AREN'T USED TO YOUR CRAZY JERKY FRIGHTENING JEW PRAYER sSSSSSs SS;; SSSS S< ?SSS HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THE HOSTESS OF S> SSS JUNKYARD WARS LOOKS LIKE MY SHRIVELED UP DICK ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` \ / \ / ) ( / \ jgs / \ / \ `-........-' OKAY IT LOOKS LIKE MY STAGE TIME IS UP I JUST / ) / ) WANT TO GIVE A BIG UP TO MY PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN /_/|/_/| PEACE OUT .-. (/^\) YOU KNOW A CHICK IS REALLY CLASSY WHEN (\ /) SHE USES THE STAGE NAME "CUNTESS" .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ _,________ sjw _T _==____() IF YOU SHOOT YOUR DICK /##(_)-' THEN WHEN YOU PEE /##/ IT'S LIKE A FOUNTAIN _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| / ( > | ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ DAY 1: MILD SPOTTING TO HEAVY FLOW DAY 2: HEAVY FLOW DAY 3: HEAVY FLOW DAY 4: HEAVY FLOW AND BITCHINESS DAY 5: AVAILABLE FOR SEX UPON RECEIPT OF EXPENSIVE PRESENTS _________________ /_________________\ |====#=#=#=#=#====| _________________________________________| | / |_____________ | /________________________________________________________\ | | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] | | :==============================================================:| | [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || |--------------------------------------------------------------|| | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | ::::::::::::: || | [+] [+]:[+]:[+]:[+]:[+] [+] ( ) [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || | :::::::::::( ) ( ) || ()[+] ()]:[():[():[( ) ) [( | )+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] [+] || ( ) ( ):( ))( )( )( | ) ) ( ) () ( ) ( ))| ( )( ))( )( ( ) ( ) ) | ( )( )( )( )[+] [+]( ( )) ( )) ( )( ( )( )( ( ) ( | ) )( ) )( ) )---:::::( ) ) ============================= | ( ) ( ) ) ( ) ::::::( ) -----------------------------===================================== - _ -- __ - --__ _ - _ _ - ------------------------------------- _ -- _ -- --_ -- _ - __ | -- __ -- - _ -- --- _ __ -- - -- _ --- __ - _-- | --_ - __ -- ___ -- _ - __ - - _ _ _ -- __ -- - - _ - | - _ - _ -- _ --- _ -- _ --- bni TURNS OUT THIS B2B PROPOSAL WAS JUST A2M ( _ ) ) _,(_)._ (( I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT ___,(_______). ) ,'__. / \ /\_ THIS IS MY (CENSORED) AND THIS IS MY CUNT /,' / |""| \ / / | | | |__| |,' / \`.| / `. : : / `. :.,' Stef `-.________,-' WE'RE CATALOGUING ALL THE INTERNET-RELATED APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS THIS YEAR ON WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY NERDS WHO NEED TO DIE _ \ I MOLEST CHILDREN |_| \ __ / | #..# \OO | .)(. ||. ________ || _____ dd _________/ ------------------------------' jg ___ ,-`. .-~~ ~~-.,-~ _~ WHY COULDN'T CASSINI JUST WRESTLE WITH SATURN #` `._- WHILE HUYGENS KICKED TITAN'S ASS AND THEN .` _-~. THEY'D BOTH TAKE THEIR LUNCH MONEY AND RUN rwb | _- | BEFORE EITHER OF THEM CAUGHT ON ` _-~ ' . _-~`. _-~ .' ,-' _,-~`-__ __-' ,.-~` . ~~~ SO IF ALL GOOD MUSLIMS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL NON-MUSLIMS THEN WHICH ONE ARE WE AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO TURN THEIR DESERTS INTO GLASS AND THEN PAVE THEM OVER AND BUILD WALMARTS, BURGER KINGS, AND PORN SHOPS _.,-*~'^'~*-,._ ( _.,-*~'^'~*-,._ | '*-,._ _.,-*' '-,._ | '*-,.__.,-*' '*-,.__.,-*, | | `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' ___ / ,_\ _____ WELCOME TO CHOCOLATE CITY / _)/ /o \ | \ /_ ` \_________ POPULATION: STUPID | \____ >__,_ \ | | )) )__, | \,___________ // / \ |_ )__//__/ \ __). ________/o / \____/ /` \ QUESTION: I GOT FIVE DAYS' / \_______ _// WARNING ABOUT THE HURRICANE _/ \ \ \____ __,--. FROM THE GOVERNMENT SO WHY / / \ \_), \ DIDN'T GOD SAVE ME ?????? \_____/ \_________/ \\ \ ______/_/ (___/ ANSWER: OH RIGHT IT'S / o\ BECAUSE GOD SENT THE '-----^--' b'ger HURRICANE TO KILL ME _.-+. I HAVE A SPECIAL FETISH WHEREIN I ONLY DESIRE _.-"" '. ORANGE-COLORED CUBES WITH DIMENSIONS GREATER +:"" '. THAN 10 CM AND LESS THAN 100 CM J \ '. 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ANNOUNCING R. KELLY'S NEW VIDEO: `,=."' `".=,' .' /`-.____.-'_ `, AKEELAH AND THE PEE \_.';`-.______.-':`._/ `+-.______.-'' `-.____.-' / || \ ; ;; ; `-./ \.-' fsc ___ .-v'---`\. YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ?!?!?!? KEEPING A CHANGELOG /:/__ : __\'. ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE OF ................. |:/||:| YOUR CHANGES TO YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE !!!!!! |:|\_..J...|:| _|:|\ t----j|:|_ JESUS CHRIST GUY HOW BIG OF A BORING KNOW- /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\ NOTHING LOSER CAN YOU REALLY BE |: | |---: | :| _ \: |.-::.:|-:._:/ /|.' '. / .-' :'x71': `\ ||_ | \/\...---. :---.\ | .` /.'`/ .' ':' '. \\ .'\ .' | : |..:...:|:....:.|\ .' 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KNOWING YOU'RE GAY |/|\ |__ /__\____\ gnv ,,_ {'%|=, )< HALLE BERRY'S TITS ARE LIKE AN < ,\ EXTRA CHARACTER IN MONSTER'S BALL )( | | )` WELL TWO EXTRA CHARACTERS I GUESS |( pb |/ WAIT DOES SWORDFISH MAKE IT FOUR CHARACTERS =' ,-----. %%%%%%% SOCKS: ####### %%%%%%% HELPFUL DAILY MUNDANE ARTICLE OF HUMAN CLOTHING | | | | OR |& | (&$ `-. TERRIFYING MENACE TO KITTEN SOCIETY WHICH MUST BE `. $&& `. ATTACKED IMMEDIATELY UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES __`. * `. OR FACE THE HORRIBLE WRATH OF THE OPPRESSION / ""`-. ** \ OF THEIR WARM CLOTHY GOODNESS \_______`-.___) Krogg /\/\ / / / LOOK EITHER PICK UP THAT ASSAULT RIFLE _/,/ / AND HELP US FIGHT THE STROGG _/` (/"/////, ( '```--.___ OR JUST FUCKING GIVE UP /' _), ,- '-. 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(########) _/ | `-.\######/' / |"""""""""""""""""""": | `----': _/ | : | : * * : / | MY JIZZ IS : | : * : / | INVISIBLE, MAN : | * / | | .-------..___ I'M COMING OUT WITH A NEW GAME CALLED: AGREEMENT '-._ :_.-' .- ) _ ( --. IT'S BASICALLY YOU SIT AROUND AND AGREE AND BE HAPPY : '-' '-' ;. I'M TELLING YOU IT WILL SELL LIKE HOTCAKES !!!! /'-.._____.-' | | | \ | MY NEXT GAME WILL BE CALLED: NUANCE \ | / \ | \ )_.-'LGB IF YOU'RE AN INDIVIDUAL OR A LABOR UNION OR AN ACTIVIST '-._/__..-' OF ANY TYPE, YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN BUT IF YOU'RE A CORPORATION OR THE GOVERNMENT OR A CAPITALIST THEN YOU AUTOMATICALLY LOSE !!!! VOTE DEMOCRAT ((\ ( _ ,-_ \ \ WHAT IF GOD WERE A *WOMAN* ?!!?!??!? ) / \/ \ \ \ \ ( /)| \/\ \ \| | ALSO DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT *GOD* `~()_______)___)\ \ \ \ \ | IS *DOG* SPELLED BACKWARDS ?!?!?!?!? |)\ ) `' | | | / /, | I'M STONER DEEP (WAS: RE: NOT VERY DEEP) | | / | | / \ / \ / ejm ) / / / / / / __ ,;'--`:. // \\ (( __ )) \\,' `.// ``.__,'' __( )__ _.-'_......_`-._ ,'.;::;''''''::`-.`. / /:;'' _><|| `':,\ \ / /:/ . ,'' ``. , \:\ \ : ::: ;.,- -.;' ::: : | |:|><: (':,.;') :__|:| | | |:|--: `' ;==|:| | SIZING UP KING OF ALL COSMOS' POUCH : ::: \ / ;:; ; \ \:\ `..__..' /:/ / \ \::. ___ .::/ / `.::::._|/\_..:::;,' `:.::.`''::.:' SST _..--''.-- --.`--.._ `._`--...________...--'_,' ``--...______...--'' __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY STOCK `=\/ V \\ IN MY BLOG //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ PROVING THAT YOU'RE EVEN ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== DUMBER THAN I AM __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________ ___ .-" "-. 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GET OUTTA THERE, SHE'S GONNA BLOW `.__, |// , \ |Ll //Ll|\ \ STORM THE FRONT |__// | \_\ /---|[]==| / / SOMETIMES I PUT A BALL POINT PEN DOWN THE \__/ | \/\/ END OF MY DICK /_ | Ll_\| |`^"""^`| | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J jgs |_ | _| OKAY THAT LAST ONE WASN'T REALLY FROM (___|___) COUNTER-STRIKE BUT YOU GET THE IDEA ^^^ ^^^ ,d$Sb, $SS$$S$b. 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HHHHHb. /`HHHHHHb TO ALL STRIPPERS EVERYWHERE: FAST AND > `dHHHHH ERRATIC MOVEMENTS ARE DISTRACTING OR / dHHHHHHb CONFUSING AND NOT SEXY : HHHHHHHH .-""FHHHHHHH ALSO IF YOU COULD MANAGE TO PRETEND FOR | JHHHHHHH A MOMENT THAT YOU'RE MOVING WITH THE J FHHHHHHb RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC THAT'S A PLUS + \ JHHHHHHH (YES I'M TALKING TO YOU CHRISTINA MODEL) .' \ FHHHHHH+_ `. ; \ \HHHHF "+ IN ADDITION A GRIMACE LIKE YOU'RE BEING `| _> \HHF+_ \ ELECTROCUTED IS ALSO NOT ACCEPTABLE F_+" .'J | j J+" .': F | j LOOK LADY MAKE PRETEND YOU'RE ENJOYING _+" _+' : +_ | F IT OR AT LEAST NOT HOPPED UP ON CRANK %" .-' . =.F j FOR TEN SECONDS HERE | ;I \ =./ | (`-.......___+___L IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS JOB YOU SHOULD ```='"""""==_ "_.--' HAVE GOTTEN AN EDUCATION | `./ J | +' .' | F J | F JF F J F| KroggF |_ _____|~ |____ ( -- ~~~~--_, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'` dr MY SUPERPOWER IS BONER LOCATION IT'S JUST LIKE ECHO LOCATION WITH SONAR BUT OPERATES UNDER A DIFFERENT PRINCIPLE EXCEPT NOT REALLY .: I SPELL IT "CAESIUM" BECAUSE I'M A FAGGOT / ) ( ( ALSO THAT WHOLE "ALUMINIUM" THING \ ) o ._(/_. o |___%| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | %| | | ._____|_|__|_|__|_|__|_|_____. | %| | | |__________________________|%| | %| |o| | | |%| | | | | |~| | | .|_%|. .' 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EVEN MY TOILET/RESTROOM/LAVATORY/BATHROOM/MEN'S ROOM ALSO: WALLS, THE SKY, THE GROUND, THINGS MADE OF ATOMS DO YOU BLOGGERS EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELVES ANYMORE ___ _______________________ |===|=======================| |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| GAYS AND LESBIANS MARCHING ON PARIS [___[_________________________] FOR GAY PRIDE ?!?!?!? |---|-------|--_-_--|-------| |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] | FIRST IMMIGRANTS THEN STUDENTS NOW ====|======== ||:|======== THE HOMO BRIGADE !?!?!? ||^|| {$} | ||:| {$} | ||:|| (:..) | ||:| (:.:) | JESUS DON'T YOU PARISIANS HAVE JOBS ||:||=======| ||:|=======| OR SOMETHING ||:||_______| ||:|_______| OH jrei RIGHT _,,--,,_ /` .`\ DEAR ZARQAWI / ' _.-' \ | `'_{}_ | GOODBYE FUCKER | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ I'M ARRANGING TO BE PERSONALLY SENT TO HELL SHORTLY |\/____\/| SO I CAN PERSONALLY RAPE YOU DAY AFTER DAY FOR | ` ~~ ` | ALL ETERNITY \ / jgs `.____.` SEVENTY VIRGINS, MY ASS SCRATCH THAT: SEVENTY VIRGINS, YOUR ASS _ / } HUSBAND DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT HUH ?!?!?!? /'.\ _/ ) (`- DO PORN STARS REALLY HAVE FEELINGS OR ARE THEY ( ,) JUST EMPTY RECEPTACLES FOR ANONYMOUS SPURT |/ /| ' ` Elb __ ___ ___ ,' ,' | | `. `. ,' ,' |===| `. `. / // |___| \\ \ / // |___| \\ \ //// |___| \\\\ / / || || \ \ / / || || \ \ /| | || || | |\ || | | : o : | | || | \| | .===. | |/ | | |\ /| (___) |\ /| | |__||.\ .-. // /,_._,\ \\ .-. /.||__| |__||_.\ `-.\ //_ [:(|):] _\\ /.-' /._||__| __/| ||___`._____ ___\\__/___/_ ||| _\___\__//___ _____.'___||_ |\__ /___//__________/.-/_____________|.-.|_____________\-.\__________\\___\ \___\\__\\\_____\`-\__\\\\__\____|_-_|____/_//_____/-'/__//______//__// \|__||__..' // \ _ \__|||__/ _ / \\ `..__||__|/ |__||_./ .-'/ \\ |(|)| // \`-. \..||__| | || / `-' \\ \'/ // `-' \ || | | |/ \| :(-): |/ \| | | /| | : o : | |\ | || | | |___| | | || \| | || || | |/ \ \ || || / / \ \ ||___|| / / \\\\ |___| //// \ \\ |___| // / \ \\ | | // / `. `. |===| ,' ,' `._`. |___| ,'_,' JR WHY DO THEY LET ARABS ON DS9 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OR HAVE THEY ALL BEEN FIXED BY THE 24TH CENTURY _,,,_ _ /////\\ _ |\ | \|\ _ // e e \\ / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _ (" > ") _ \_, |_)|_) \\.=-=.// \/ ) _ |\ / | \|\ \--\\\7///--/ /\/ _ |_)|~\ |~\ /`--`"""`--'\/ / |_)| \ TWO QUESTIONS / : \ / |\ |_) \ '-.,_ `-' |~\ 1. WHY DO ALL MALE MAGICIANS HAVE TO WEAR `-._/__)======_____, DARK EYELINER AND/OR PUT ON NAIL jgs ((=====)) POLISH AND ACT LIKE FUCKING FAGGOTS _ |`"""`| _// `\,_('> |= | (') 2. WHY DO A DISPROPORTIONATE \~_) |= | ( '-. PERCENTAGE OF PORN STARS HAVE -'= `-...-` _/-_(_)o SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS COULD IT BE THEY'RE FAGTARDED # # .,,... __-- - _ #'#`/::''__--o--@..-. _ ''--_`\|/'__-- ~ .'-'\.' __--#:' \_/ ''--__ ~ ~ ;_.-' O_--#.:\|/ # / \ .`,''',''--__ __--'.:\|/ # \|/ / '`.',.',`.,`, '/--_/-\ \|/ \ / .'/-~\.',.`,'.' \ / \_-- / \ ~.'-`,.\'.-.'; / /\_/ FREE MALKIN / .~.-'`.`.'-.\'\, \ _/\ / `\.\,/'\'.\''\,` / / __ / ` \/./'\~.\.; / / \/ / AsH `./'`;, / \ / \ _._ _/,__\, IF WE COULD HARNESS THE __/ _/o'o POWER OF JACK MCCOY'S / '-.___'/ __ CLOSING ARGUMENTS IT /__ /\ )__/_))\ WOULD GIVE HUMANITY /_/, __,____ // '-.____|--' \\ AN UNLIMITED SOURCE e,e / // /___/| |/ \/\ \\ OF CLEAN ENERGY 'o /))) : \___\| / , \/ \\ -' \\__,_/| \/ / \ \\ \_\| \/ \ \\ | || < '_ \ \\ | || / ,| / / \\ | || | / | /\ \\ | || \_/ | | | \\ | ||_______________,' |__/ \ \\ \|/_______________\___/______\_ \\ \________________________ \__ \\ ___ \________________________ _\_____ \\ _____/ \________________________ \\ ~~~~~~~~ b'ger / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~\\~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ // ,-. 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YOU SEXY BITCH YOU P.S. FUCK ALASKA AND HAWAII THEY'RE NOT REAL STATES 1+1=2 /\ \ c") LOOK AT ME I'VE PROVEN FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM !!!! ;-/\> YET I CAN'T FUCKING MANAGE SIMPLE ALGEBRA || kOs _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) OKAY I'D FUCK THE NEW JENNY CRAIG VERSION /) \ _ / ( OF KIRSTIE ALLEY /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ LET'S SUM UP: / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' YOUNG: YES ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) VULCAN: YES )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) CHEERS: YES ( ."-. /(` -) / \ PREGNANT: NO ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | UNEMPLOYED: NO `.' \ |, , / `._/ : FAT: NO / | ' / /| / COMEBACK: NO / / | / COMMERCIALS: NO JENNY CRAIG: YES Ojo/VK/FS/ejm /i //, THE ONLY REASON I STUCK THE GLO-STICK(TM) ///i UP YOUR ASS IS BECAUSE I WANTED ,/ ).'i TO SEE WHERE I WAS GOING | )-i | )i ' )i / |- _.-./-. /z_ `-. >._\ _ );i. / `-'/`k-'`u)-'` / )- ,.----' ) ' / )1` ///v`-v\v [DISCLAIMER: THE ACCOMPANYING IMAGE TITLED /v BP "GRYPHON IN FLIGHT" IS NOT INTENDED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM TO IMPLY THAT GRYPHONS ARE MORE PRONE TO GLO-STICK(TM) ASS RAPING THAN WYVERNS, DRAGONS, OR OTHER SUCH RIFF RAFF] .------. :|||"""`.`. :||| 7.`. .===+===+===+===+===||`----L7'-`7`---.._ [] || == | """-. 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' `\_.' |(),() | , ( __ / .' \ .''.___.'--,/\_,| BUT I CAME FIRST { / \ } | '.\ /_.' / |'-.-', `; _.' jgs | | | |` `""`""`"""` .__=\__ .__==__, jf' ~~=\, _=/~' `\, ._jZ' `\q, /=~ `\__ j5(/ `\./ V\\, .Z))' _____ | .____, \)/\ j5(K=~~ ~~~~\=_, | _/=~~~~' `~~+K\\, .Z)\/ `~=L | _=/~ t\ZL j5(_/.__/===========\__ ~q |j/ .__============___/\J(N, 4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SEE I THINK WIKIPEDIA IS GREAT IT MAKES LEARNING NOT SO MUCH AN EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE BUT MORE OF AN INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE SEE YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PART OF IT IS TRUE (VERY LITTLE) AND WHAT PART OF IT IS HORSESHIT (THE REST) IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT MAKES LEARNING A VIDEO GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _ / ) I'M MAKING A FORK OF AN EXISTING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE |||| / / PROJECTS BECAUSE I, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AM A ||||/ / FUCKWAD DIPSHIT \__(_/ ||// (NOTE: THE KNIFE IS FOR CUTTING MY OWN BALLS OFF ||/ AFTER I FINISH THIS SPEECH) || (|| hjw "" ___ .-""-. ___ DROP THE HATE, AND PICK UP THE RAPE \ "-. / \ .-" / > -=.\/ \/.=- < IT'S DARK SO YOU'LL HAVE TO GROPE AROUND > -='/\ /\'=- < FOR IT /__.-' \ / '-.__\ jgs '-..-' IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE ASSAULT +------------------+ | ___ | | _ (,~ | _ | LEAVE IT TO THE GERMANS TO | (____/ |____) | COME UP WITH A WORD LIKE | ||||| ||||| | SCHADENFREUDE | ||||| ||||| | | |||||\ /||||| | | |||'//\/\\`||| | | |' m' /\ `m `| | | /||\ | \_ _/ `-----92-KSR-' _____ / _))) / / 6 6 STEP 1: PUT SOME SHINY THINGS IN AN UPTURNED BOX ( ( \ POISED ON A STICK / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) STEP 2: ATTACH A STRING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE ( /\__~__|( STICK /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ STEP 3: TAKE THE OTHER END OF THE STRING AND LEAD \| \__'/ \ IT OUT OF SIGHT WHERE YOU CAN HOLD IT :o / \ /\ _/ ) STEP 4: WHEN A GIRL COMES ALONG AND SAYS "OOH \/ | SHINY MEANS EXPENSIVE" AND GOES FOR | | THE BOX THEN PULL THE STRING | | ) | STEP 5: THE FORCE OF YOU PULLING IT CAUSES THE /| ) THE STICK TO MOVE AWAY AND THE BOX FALLS / |________| DUE TO GRAVITY AND TRAPS SAID GIRL | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ NOW YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH BONK HER ON THE / )\ HEAD AND DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH HER BECAUSE /( '-.\_ .. AT THIS POINT SHE'S NOW MERELY AN OBJECT b'ger /,/ .. . AND IT'S 100% LEGAL AND ETHICAL (STEP 6) . , |`. ,'| \_`-._ _,-'_/ ./ \-._`-._ _,-'_,-/ \, \._/._ `._>`-.__ __,-'<_,' _,\_,/ /_ \_.`-._\_-._ `--__ __--' _,-_/_,-',_/ _\ /._`\_./ _`_./`.-._ `-. ,-' _,-,'\,_'_ \,_/'_,\ \._`/ _/ _`_./ _/`\_ `. ,' _/'\_ \,_'_ \_ \'_,/ /._`/ _/ _`_./` _/ `\_ `\_ _/' _/' \_ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,\ \._`/ _/ _`_./` __/ >. `-.,-' ,< \__ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,/ /_`/._/._`_./` __.`.-\_.-`'-._/-,',__ '\,_'_,\_,\'_\ `\._`_./`\._/_/' _ `\_\_,/'\,_'_,/' /_\ \./ EVERY TIME I FART, AN ANGEL DIES __/(__ HORRIBLY IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN / `--' \ / _ _ \ \'| |`/ ALIENS PLANTED SOMETHING IN MY \|____|/ BUTT THAT CAUSES IT TO HAPPEN \/ -] \/ / | \ | | | I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THE | | \ WISDOM OF IT ALL BUT I FIGURE HEY / | \ THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR LONGER \__,-`\___/ THAN US SO THEY MUST KNOW WHAT mic (_) |__) THEY'RE DOING RIGHT ?!?!?!?!? __ [__] COULD WE GET TOGETHER AND FORM A COMMITTEE | | OF SOME SORT TO FINALLY ONCE AND FOR ALL | | AGREE ON THE PROPER WAY TO SPELL | | "HEZBOLLAH" OR "HIZBOLLAH" OR "HIZBALLAH" OR | | WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY | | FOLKS THE LACK OF CONSISTENCY IS ANNOYING ,----. /`-. \ ( ) /-._| \ |`----'| | | \ / |`-... | `. ,' |'` . | | || |`,'- | | ,-||-. |`-...| | jrei ( '' ) | | `----' `-....-' .;. | = | I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME ''|'' TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS | :F_P: | BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE /|\ USE OF MY AND GOD'S TIME _ __ __ _ | '_ \ / _` | WHEN YOU SAY THAT I SHOULD MIND MY P'S AND Q'S ........ | |_) | (_| | | .__/ \__, | |_| |_| YOU'RE TALKING IN GAY CODE RIGHT \\\|||/// HEY KIDS ======= LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD / \| O O | \ / \v_'/ I'LL TRADE YOU A BOTTLE OF # _| |_ JESUS JUICE FOR A MOUSTACHE (#) ( ) RIDE AT THE NEVERLAND RANCH #\//|* *|\\ #\/( * )/ FIVE BUCKS TO GO AROUND THE WORLD # ===== # (\ /) THIS IS HOW MY CREW ROLLS # || || #---'| |----. SORRY NO GREEK OR GFE #----' -----' YOU SAID YOU WERE ^..^ / GOING TO INTRODUCE /_/\_____/ ME TO THE QUEEN AND /\ /\ HER HUSBAND / \ / \ \ oo \____|\mm I ALSO LIED ABOUT //_//\ \_\ WHY MY GIF AND JPEG /K-9/ \/_/ ARE PART OF THE ONLINE /___/_____\ SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY ----------- + . _ .-. Q: WHO IS JOHN GALT 3==({)_ . ( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' A: BRAD PITT I GUESS _,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. REOPENING A BUG AND ADDING SCREENSHOTS ,' / / `. `. ONE BY ONE OVER SEVERAL DAYS THAT ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. PROVE THAT THE BUG ...... REALLY WAS / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ FIXED BUT I'M STILL INSISTING THAT : / /) / / __ / / / L L IT'S NOT FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON | / __,' / / / / / / | | | / / / / / / / /___ | | LOOK THE SCREENSHOT OF THE OLD : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F VERSION SHOWS IT DOESN'T WORK BUT THE \ / / / / SCREENSHOT OF THE NEW VERSION YOU `. / / ,' ,' SAID YOU FIXED DOES NOT SHOW THE PROBLEM `./ / _,'_,' SO I'M REOPENING THIS BUG BECAUSE BY cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-' SOME THOUGHT PROCESS I OBVIOUSLY CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS I THINK THERE'S STILL A PROBLEM PROBABLY BECAUSE LIKE ALL PEOPLE IN QUALITY ASSURANCE I'M RETARDED .-----. _.----"""""""----._ _.---//-"""-\\---._ .------.___ ( ) ( (/ `-' ) ( ___|-|`"""---..___..---""| _|`"--._________.--"'|_ `---'""" | | (_| |_) | | `--) (--' ________ | | | | _.--""""" """"----._ | | | (_ _)--.----------------. | | \`""---...________...----'/__/___ || `-.__ __.-' \___ __/ ""-----"""""""-----`' VK `""-----""' ""`-----------'"" I WISH I HAD RAMEN, AND THE RAMEN WOULD GET ME DRUNK ___,, (())))) ()) | I LIKE WRITING IT "LESBIAN" INSTEAD OF ())c 6_6 "LEBONESE" BECAUSE THAT WAY IT MAKES )(;\___/) CURRENT EVENTS MORE INTERESTING .' \,/:\,/`. / : \ | Y : Y | |__ | : | | ___ /_ \/-=:;,_ | | /.-.\ (/ )/-..___/-.|__j__\\ Y _/ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ / `Y== === === === === ==Y \ ( // )-------------------( \\ ) \__/hjw/wba \___/ .----------------. | _ _ MMMMM | | ( " ) | o o | | HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO HOT TO JERK OFF | `.' \ - / | | |/ ---`W'--. | | |\ | .-') | | | .-' ) | BUT IT TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG | .-' ) | | .-' .-' | | ( .-' | | ( .-' | | | (.-' | \| | | '--.M.--- /| | | / - \ .^. | | | o o | ( . ) | VK | WWWWW " " | `----------------' _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' WHY DON'T WE GROUND JACK BAUER INTO '-:_ ) / `' '=. A FINE POWDER AND THEN WEAPONIZE IT ) > {_/, /~) BY DRYING IT AND MAKE IT STATICALLY snd |/ `^ .' 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SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS ARE THE BEST ARGUMENTS BECAUSE THAT WAY WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REAL ISSUE ____... .-"--"""".__ `. | ` | DEAR EUROPE ( `._....------.._.: . ) ( g) CAPRI PANTS ARE NOT FOR MEN ) ) / J ( |. / . ( SIGNED, $$ (. (_'. , )|` EAT SHIT || |\`-....--'/ ' \ /||. \\ | | | / / \. //||(\ \`-===-' ' \o. .//7' |) `. -- / ( OObaaaad888b. (<<. / | .a888b`.__.'d\ OO888888888888a. \ Y' | .8888888aaaa88POOOOOO888888888888888. \ \ | .888888888888888888888888888888888888b | | .d88888P88888888888888888888888b8888888. b.--d .d88888P8888888888888888a:f888888|888888b 88888b 888888|8888888888888888888888888\8888888 _ .-;;;. I ALWAYS LOOK TO FAMOUS ENTERTAINERS FOR THEIR .;;;;;;;;. INSIGHTS INTO THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I .;;;;;;;;;;;;. FIGURE FAME AND WEALTH AND SEX WITH SUPERMODELS .;;;;;;;;;;;-'_\ AND WALL-TO-WALL SYCOPHANTS AND TABLOIDS .;;;;;;;-'_,-' ` HAVE REALLY GROUNDED THEM .;;;-'_,-'___ __) |__,-'---'=) (( \:: `- \-/ \- ) ' .__\ \ / ___/ /`' ( '---) _/ \ \ `\ `-; \ \ ` . --' \ \ ` / \ / |\ bni ,: ,' | / : --' / \/ />/ / U<__ _\/_ I.E., I'M RETARDED ( ) ( ) ( (_) ( ( ) ( (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| (_) (_) (_) (_) |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |~| |~| |~| |~| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> |:| |:| |:| |:| <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ <+++> <+++> <+++> <+++> }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} }~{ }~{ }~{ }~{ {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {+} {} {} {} {} {+} {} {} {} {} `{} `{} `{} {} {+} {} {}` {}` {}` `{} `{} `{} {}{+}{} {}` {}` {}` `'{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}+{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}'` `{}{}{}{}__/_\__{}{}{}{}` \/ \/ /\___/\ ~~\_/~~ {+} {+} __<+++>__ ___{}{}\O/{}{}___ __<+++++++++++++++++>__ jgs {}{}{}{}{}{/O\}{}{}{}{}{} `"""""""""""""""""""""""` FIVE PALESTINIANS DIED IN GAZA FIGHTING TODAY !!!! OR AS WE WOULD CALL IT, FIVE MORE POINTS \\\/// \(..)/ I PUSH RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (NO OFFENSE) ( _> ) _/'--/_ /^ _ _ `\ .' / \ ) | \' '// ,, < < | | \ ,, ||, `. \\ . /, \ ,|| =|||===(((==========)))===|||= ||^ /`:----/\ `|| `` ( \ / \ `` | /`^\ | | | | | | / \ | / `| |^ \ | / \ | | | | | / \ | \ gnv .oooO LOoo ,=, __ __ ' )) ./////||\\\. .-'~ `-. IF YOU EVER GET THE CHANCE ((//'' ''\\)) // \\ TO GO TO BRANSON, G/ @ o @ \? (( e , e )) \ .__. / ,_//\ ._, /\\_) PASS IT UP `-.__.-' `-' `.__.' `-' _.-' /\ '-. .--<_ _;.-. / _/ \_ `\/ |O \ / \| |/ / | \ / ' o\ / '/ ; | > ) mb /|._o/__\.__|\___)_.--.__/_./mic THIS IS THE ________ | | | | STRANGEST GODDAMN | | | | | |||| | BONG I'VE EVER | |||| | <----- STOPPER | |||| | HAD SEX WITH | |||| | |__||||__| OH WELL || / \ WHEN IN ROME | | <------- ADAPTOR |____| 00 HERE IN NATURE WE SEE A GAY FROG (--) ( || ) YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE HE'S DRAWN LIKE SHIT ^^~~^^ ______ (__ __) || /__\ PIXAR PRESENTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | | | THE POLYGONS | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `--' mbfh ___ _...------..._ .'` ```""--...___...-"` `'-. / -..__ `\ Y_/ / / `/`;-..__ __...-;")`|`"/-._ Y ,' "` "` | / `|"("`( ( | | `" (_/ _) |) ;'-.._..-.._ " `-` "` `" (,' ; `"-.. ``"-==...._____ __.....--''` /\ _..-' ``````````````` _.'\_) ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__ _ _ __,.-: \ / \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \ \_ sk) "` :_; (_/ `-' \_) | | (_/ `-' "` `"` YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?!?? ARABS MUSLIMS IN GENERAL BUT ARABS ESPECIALLY IF 9/11 IS A JOKE DOES THAT MEAN THAT ARABS DRINK PEE IN SHOT GLASSES __ .' `'. MY IDEA OF INTELLECTUALISM IS DISAGREEING WITH / _ | ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ANY AUTHORITY FIGURE SAYS #_/.\==/.\ TO ME REGARDLESS OF ITS OWN MERITS OR MY ANALYSIS (, \_/ \\_/ | -' | SOMEHOW I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY REALIZING THAT THIS \ '= / CARRIES PRECISELY THE SAME AMOUNT OF USEFUL /`-.__.' INFORMATIONAL CONTENT AS AGREEING WITH EVERYTHING .-'`-.___|__ ANY AUTHORITY FIGURE SAYS TO ME REGARDLESS OF ITS jgs / \ `. OWN MERITS OR MY ANALYSIS NAMELY: FUCKING NONE AT ALL ********* ***** ** *************************.* AND I SAID PLEASE BUT THEY ****** *********** ** *******o SAID NO THE AMBER ALERT IS ******* ********* **** ****`- TO LOCATE MISSING CHILDREN NOT ******* ********* ***** FOR HELPING YOU FIND VICTIMS ****** ********** **** SO I SAYS (I SAYS) "I DON'T WANT TO ## ***** ***** ## **** MOLEST THEM I WANT TO EAT THEM" ### ***** ### **** AND THEY SEEMED COOL WITH THAT SO THAT'S #,,, ***,,, ##,,, **,,, WHAT THIS MORNING'S THING WAS ALL ABOUT____________ ____/--\____ WHAT IF I'M ONE OF THE 4400 \______ ___) ( _ ____) AND MY POWER IS TO DITCH WORK __| |____/ / `--' TO BEAT OFF AND EAT PANCAKES ) `|=(- INSTEAD OF WHATEVER IT IS THAT \------------' I DO .,,,. ... .,,,. ((o o)) (`@ @`) ((6 6)) ___\ - /___ ___\ o /___ ___\ v /___ ($_ & _$) ($_ % _$) ($_ & _$) | % | | & | | % | | & | | % | | & | / % \ / & \ / % \ _/ / \ \_ _/ / \ \_ _/ / \ \_ ($__/ \__$) ($__/ \__$) ($__/ \__$) ldb I HOPE YOU REALIZE THIS IS HURTING YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS ME (HONESTY AT LAST) , __ _.-"` `'-. I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS /||\'._ __{}_( THE FASCISTS THAT OPERATE THIS POLICE STATE |||| |'--.__\ WE CURRENTLY LIVE IN CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES jgs \__/; '-. ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY _ DO YOU `_)) __, _.-"""--. __ .' 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"--; / db db|/---" | \ YY , YY// '.\>_ (_),"' __ .-" "-.-." I," `. \.-""-. ( , ) ( \ | ( l `"' -'-._j __,---_ '._." . . \ (__.--_-'. , : ' \ '-. ,' .' / | \ \ \ "- "--.._____t____.--'-""' / / `. ". I'M GOING TO JOIN THE MIRITALLY / ": \' '. .' ( \ : | l j "-. l_;_;I l____;_I cgmm __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' \ \ \. \ \ ,/ WELL I GUESS THE BOTTOM LINE HERE IS THAT \ \__..- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO COME OUT OF \ \ THIS PAST ELECTION IS THAT NOW WE WON'T \ \ HAVE A DEPARTMENT OF FUCKING WELLNESS \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /|\ [] |"""""""""""--__ /| |\ COULD SOMEONE POLITELY / | \ || |____________--"" ( |__| ) POINT OUT TO THOSE | ( ) | || | | \ / MYTHBUSTERS GUYS THAT | .-. | || | | |12| THEY KEEP CONFUSING ]( 0 )[ || | | | | MASS, WEIGHT, FORCE, / `-' \ || | | | | PRESSURE, MOMENTUM, / /' `\ \ || | | | | KINETIC ENERGY, AND | | | | |%%| | | | | CREAMY HOLLANDAISE | | | | ,'`, | | | | SAUCE | | | | |||| | | |14| | | | | |||| | | / __ \ A DELICIOUS SAUCE pb \ \ / / |||| | | ( | | ) THAT DOESN'T BUST `-' `-' `--' `-' \| |/ ANY MYTHS AT ALL emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ I MET A GIRL TODAY !!!!!!! 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BRAZIL NUTS TASTE LIKE WET DIRT ___ .-" "-. BEHOLD: THE HUMBLE DONUT .' . ; `. / : . ' : \ | ` .-. . ' | | : ( ) ; ` | | : `-' : | \ .` ; : / hjw `. . ' .' `-.___.-' THE MOST ADVANCED COPKILLER ON THE MARKET .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ I AM DRUNK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| AND LDAPS \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' THIS IS THE CAPTAIN SET CONDITION 1SQ FOR STRATEGIC MISSILE LAUNCH SPIN UP MISSILES ONE THROUGH FIVE AND TWENTY THROUGH TWENTY-FOUR THE RELEASE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED |`-:_ ,----....____ | `+. 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I'M STARTING A DIAVLOG !!!!!!!!!! (HANGED) YES I'M TALKING TO YOU, BLEEDING-HEART TOUCHY-FEELY APPEASING NON-SMILING GOALPOST-SHIFTING CONFUSED PRICK AND YOU, MR. CONFLICTED WANNABE-CENTRIST ACCOMODATIONIST HUGE-TONGUED COFFEE-DRINKING DON'T-ARGUE-WITH-THE-TOOL FUCKO ______ (______) ) ( YOUR PRINTING A DOCUMENT OUT IN THE FONT CRITTER ,'<\o=`. AND THEN HANDING IT TO ME EXPECTING ME TO BE ABLE ( <_\) ) TO READ IT GRANTS FROM THE MOMENT THE PAGE TOUCHES `."/| .' MY HAND FULL LEGAL RIGHTS TO PILLAGE YOUR FAMILY )\\( AND RAPE YOUR TOWN /____\ ejm OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT _ ,-(_) )- '() \ / () EXCUSE ME BUT I'D LIKE THE DEGREE ALL-IN CHECK MARK PLZ _.'\() (( (_)` \ \\ | \\ ___]=((--- ( |_/ )_| \ /_| \| / _/)\ ) ___| \| __| /) jg .-._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .-''-.__.-'00 '-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '-. CRIKEY I GUESS I CAN'T '.___ ' . .--_'-' '-' '-' _'-' '._ DANGLE MY INFANT SON IN V: V 'vv-' '_ '. .' _..' '.'. FRONT OF THESE THINGS '=.____.=_.--' :_.__.__:_ '. : : ANYMORE (((____.-' '-. / : : snd (((-'\ .' / _____..' .' '-._____.-' ^ | + I DON'T TRUST FRENCH PEOPLE | FARTHER THAN I CAN SHIT THEM OUT | | | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT ME IN |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| THE SAME ROOM WITH BOOZE ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| THAT'S RIGHT \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. THE BOOZE DISAPPEARS ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ THEN AFTER AN HOUR OR SO IT REAPPEARS \ /`""-.`\ | ; | (IT BECOMES TANGIER) `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A CATALYST |`--'| : ;_\_ FOR CONVERTING ALCOHOL INTO URINE /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ FOLKS I'M AN AMERICAN BUT TRY MY DAMNDEST TO USE THE WORDS "WHINGE" AND "CRUFT" WHENEVER POSSIBLE !!!! YOU SEE USING THEM GIVES ME SPECIAL POWERS LIKE MAKING PEOPLE WANT TO PUNCH ME IN THE THROAT _,--. 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A CATEGORY AND NEED ONE !!!! /, / \ (\ \, \_()/ \) )' =_ )) | BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A COST- | | .// _/) EFFECTIVE AND MEANINGFUL EXPENDITURE ( ( \_ // / OF TIME AND EFFORT RATHER THAN \ >_,\ (/)= / JUST GIVING IT SOME FUCKING USEFUL | | | \ #\| / CATEGORY |=| |=|\ ( ( (=> ( >( >),) | | |=| \ ( ( / / / / ) |/ HURFFF DUHHH DROWNING IN IT \ /_( /_( , || )/.,_ ). /\\_(\,/, //- / /_(_( / ,\. b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.')) ___ / \ / O O \ I'M A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR !!!!!!!!!!! | O | , | | , \/( )\/ | ) ( | |( )| || | |' `| | | TRANSLATION: I FINALLY GOT FIRED FROM WENDY'S | | | AND GET PRETTY BORED ON SUNDAY NIGHTS | /-' VK |_.' _=,_ o_/6 /#\ MY POKER ICON IS THAT PAINTING OF \__ |##/ DOGS PLAYING POKER !!!!!!!!!!!! ='|--\ / #'-. \#|_ _'-. / |/ \_( # |" snd C/ ,--___/ GET IT ?!?!?!?!?!? /^\/^\ _|__| O| I'M ONE OF THE IN-CROWD EARLY ADOPTER NERD FAGGOTS \/ /~ \_/ \ SO I DON'T CALL IT "SNAKES ON A PLANE" \____|__________/ \ INSTEAD I CALL IT "SOAP" \_______ \ `\ \ \ BA | | \ / / \ / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~--______-~ ~-___-~ WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS JOKE IS OLD NO WAY "SOAP" WILL LIVE FOREVER !!!!11!1!! .:::. I'M GLAD MEL GIBSON (EVEN IF DRUNK) .:::. /:::::\ FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO STAND UP /:':':\ | _ | AND SAY WHAT WE WERE ALL REALLY THINKING | _ | | (_` | | |_) | | ,_) | EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE TO BE POLITICALLY | | | | | CORRECT AND CONDEMN HIM PUBLICLY WE'RE jgs | | /`'---'`\ ALL QUIETLY THANKING HIM ON THE INSIDE /`'---'`\ `'-----'` `'-----'` BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY SUGAR TITS ARE A REAL PROBLEM _______\\__ (_. _ ._ _/ FOLKS LET'S BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHER '-' \__. / PEOPLES' RELIGIONS AFTER ALL NO ONE / / RELIGION IS BETTER OR WORSE THAN / / .--. .--. ANY OTHER (IN SPITE OF CLEAR AND ( ( / '' \/ '' \ " INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY) \ \_.' \ ) || _ './ |\ \ ___.'\ / '-./ .' \ |/ \| / )|\ |/ // \\ |\ __// \\__ //\\ /__/ mrf\__| .--_/ \_--. /__/ \__\ .---. .--. ___/ \ / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / `. \ /-' _ J-.__; _.' (" / `. -=: THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS `: `, -=| THAT BUSH IS TOO RELIANT ON THE ZERG RUSH | F\ i, ; -| | | | || \_J fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' _,,,_ .' `'. IS IT JUST ME OR IS A WOMAN WITH A / ____ \ BROOKLYN ACCENT THE BIGGEST TURNOFF | .'_ _\/ IMAGINABLE / ) a a| / ( > | IT'S WORSE EVEN THAN A SOUTHERN ACCENT ( ) ._ / BECAUSE AT LEAST IF IT'S A SOUTHERN ) _/-.__.'`\ ACCENT YOU KNOW YOU CAN TRICK HER INTO ( .-'`-. \__ ) SOMETHING `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ IF IT'S A BROOKLYN ACCENT YOU jgs | \ \ \ \ KNOW YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO |\ `. / / \ ______ ,-' ; ! `-. / : ! : . \ |_ ; __: ; | I'M AN RSS FEED )| . :)(. ! | |" (##) _ | | : ;`' (_) ( | : : . | )_ ! , ; ; | || . . : : | |" . | : . | PULL ME |mt-2_;----.___| . // OKAY IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT _.-"""""'//-'""""-._ .', , , , : : ` ` ` `. 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'/ \ \ ' '. :\ - SOMEWHAT GAY : '.: \ : : : - VERY GAY \ : : \ / : - WAY GAY .''. / : : '...' : - SUPERGAY '.__.-' \ '._ : - MEGAGAY <---------------------+ '--.__ : | ':-- '. - GIGAGAY | .'\' : | / . : - TERAGAY | / . .' ; | _..-' L : : - PETAGAY | :__.--' \ : : | .'\: / - EXAGAY | '-': /\ | [WILU] : : : - ZETTAGAY | : : : | : : : - YOTTAGAY | / / : | / /: : AND YOU ARE HERE -------------------+ '.' : : '' /^\ L L / \ L L __/|/|_ / . \ _|\|\__ /_| [_[_\ / .-\ /_]_] |_\ /__\ __`-\_____ / . \ _____/-`__ /__\ /___] /=@> _ {> /-. \ <} _ <@=\ [___\ /____/ /` `--/ / . \ \--` `\ \____\ /____/ \____/`-._> / \ <_.-`\____/ \____\ /____/ /__/ /-._ . _.- \ \__\ \____\ /____/ /__/ / . \ \__\ \____\ |____/_ _/__/ / . \ \__\_ _\____| \__/_ ``_|_/ / -._ . _.-\ \_|_`` _\___/ /__`-`__\ <_ `-; NDT_> /__`-`__\ `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-._.-` MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE JUST STUPID ,'///\\\\`. (___ ___ \\`. (_Q)(Q_) \\\\ / \\\ _.' \\\ / .\\\ DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE (##) (##)/) .\\\ .-. \ __// .|\\\ YOU'RE FAT AND MAKING OUT ( \) `.____/XX/ _/ .\ WITH YOU MAKES ME THINK OF \ \ \XXX/ _/._ .\ JABBA THE HUT WITH HIS BIG __\ \ `.___/../=\ \ SPACE TONGUE (___> \ _/../===| .. \ (___> \ _/ ./====| .:\. \ SERIOUSLY YOU'RE FAT DON'T CALL (___> \ _/ ./=====| .:|\. \ (__>/\. \_/ ./======| .:|>\ .) EVEN ONE RING MAKES YOU FOOD \. ._/=======| .:|>/ ./ \. _/;=======/ .:|/ ./ \___/ |======| .:/ ./ |======| :( (____ /) ;======| .:\\.---' // |=======| .:|\\) // |=======| .:|>\) || |=======| .:|> || \======/ .:\> |.\ \====/ _____.:|> \.\ /\==/ :\|> \.| |.:\/ :|> |.| | :( .:|> | .\ \.:\ .:/> \ .| | ;| .:/\> |.| | ;| .:/ \> |:| |{~| .:| \> / :| |.;|{~~~}| \_ _/ :/ );| .:| `.___,' x/ / ;| .:|.. x/ ___/ ;| .:|\_.... XX/ _/___ _;| .:\ \XXXXXXXXXX/ /_/ /_/ / _ _:\ // / / \ / \.\ ' V V V MEPH. __ SHUT UP YOU'RE CAUSING ME TO THINK _(__)_ AND WHEN I DO THAT I HAVE TO PEE AND ,-.----/______\----,-. IF I'M GONNA PEE ANYWHERE IT'S GONNA ( O ) (__) (__) ( O ) BE ON YOU SO JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING `-' `--' `-' MONKEY CUNT MOUTH BEFORE YOU BECOME FOOD I AM NOT THE GOOD KIND OF DYKE A ________ |:| _/O-MEPH-#\_ |:| /O#/ \O#\ |:| |#/ \O| |:| |O #| |:| |# O| |:| |O\ /#| ,---v--. |:| \#O\,,,, o/#O/ /////A\\\\ |:| \#O##O##O/ //(((( ))))\ |:| \ _/ /(((-o- -o-))) |:| |__| )))) ) ((( __|_|_ |XX| (((( ,---. )))) ( )________) \________\ /________/ /\________\__/________/\ IF I DUMP YOU IN THE (((\ .___ ___, /))) TRI-COUNTY AREA BETWEEN \\\\ (<@) (@>) //// FRESNO AND BAKERSFIELD )))\ (__, /((( THE COPS WILL FIGHT OVER ((( ) __________ ( ))) WHO HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE )))( \VvVvVvVv/ )((( FOR YOUR BODY AND DURING ((( \ (AAAAAAAA) / ))) THIS PROCESS I CHOMP DOWN \__________/ ON ANOTHER DELICIOUS _\_____)<>(_____/_ IN-N-OUT BURGER / / \ \ (_.--._) YOU'RE DEAD AND STUFFED (( )) IN A DRUM HOW DOES THAT _)) ((_ MAKE ME FEEL??? HUNGRY | /\ /\ ( | ) ( (__) ) I DON'T JUST DAYDREAM ABOUT POKING YOUR \_|_/ \@..@/ EYE OUT WITH THE STAINLESS STEEL PRONG ON | __\\//__ MY BELT BUCKLE |\ / \/ \ |\\/ ( . . ) | I ALSO DREAM ABOUT THE ACT AT NIGHT | \_/| | | | | |o| AND SOMETIMES I THINK THAT IF I WAS ALLOWED TO | |=====| | EXPLAIN MYSELF ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, THEY | ( )_| WOULD TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE A ONE-EYED | | | |() FAGGOT AND WHY I RULE (TICKER TAPE PARADE, ETC.) | | | | | | | | SO: | _| | |_ | (___/ \___) HOLD STILL _.---.._ JAY AND SILENT BOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _ _.-' ''-. .' '-,_.-' '''. JAY AND SILENT BOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( _ o : '._ .-' '-._ \ \- ---] JAY AND SILENT BOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '-.___.-') )..-' MJP (_/ MAYBE IF I KEEP REPEATING IT THAT FAT FUCK WILL SUDDENLY BECOME FUNNY ~"""~ /,/,/,/\\\ __ HEY LOOK AT MY FAT STUPID FACE /,/,/,/,,\\`\ Y#b. I'M A VAMPIRE /,/, \\\\D###D. 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THEIR OWN SCREAMING HARPIES AS THIS FICTIONAL ,::| \___,-. c) ONE ISN'T QUITE AS UGLY OR SCREECHY OR SOMETHING ;::| \ '-' LIKE THAT ON SECOND THOUGHT I'M NOT REALLY SURE ;::| \ WHAT THE APPEAL IS SINCE IT FUCKING SUCKS ;::| _.=`\ `;:|.=` _.=`\ '|_.=` __\ `\_..==`` / .'.___.-'. / \ jgs ('--......--') /'--......--'\ `"--......--"` ___ .-""-. ___ \ "-. / \ .-" / > -=.\/ \/.=- < > -='/\ /\'=- < /__.-' \ / '-.__\ jgs '-..-' ____ .' / '. / ( .-'\ I CAN'T BEAT OFF WITH ALL THESE KIDS |'.__\/__ | IN COSTUMES KNOCKING ON MY DOOR | /\ '.| \.-' ) / jgs '.__/_.' ____ .' /:::. / (:::-'\ |:\__\/__ | |::::/\:::\| \::' )::/ jgs '.__/::' ................... OR CAN I .--""--.___.._ IF YOU POOP, JESUS DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE ( <__> ) `-. |`--..--'| <| | :| / | :|--""-./ `.__ __;' o!O BUT IF YOU DON'T POOP ............. ARMAGEDDON "" _"_ % (< ? MY SAFE WORD IS "NO" ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% BUT I ALWAYS FORGET TO USE IT UNTIL AFTERWARDS %% WHEN I FALSELY CLAIM YOU RAPED ME % /:\ |/|, b'ger . / \ _\ /_ . . (,'v`.) . . \) ( ) ,' `. ( ) (/ \`. / `-' `-' \ ,'/ : ' _______ ' : CHECK ME OUT !!!!! I WAS JUST | _,-' ,-. `-._ | ELECTED KING OF ALL WIKIPEDIA |,' ( )__`-'__( ) `.| (|,-,'-._ _.-`.-.|) / /<( o)> <( o)>\ \ : : | | : : EXCEPT NOT AT ALL BECAUSE THERE | | ; : | | ARE NO FORMAL PROCESSES OF ANY | | (.-.) | | KIND WITH ANY ACCOUNTABILITY | | ,' ___ `. | | AT ALL SO WE JUST MAKE SHIT UP ; |)/ ,'---'. \(| : _,-/ |/\( )/\| \-._ _..--'.-( | `-'''-' | )-.`--.._ `. ;`._________,': ,' ,' `/ \'`. `------.------' SSt ' ALL ABOUT THE BLOGOSPHERE (\ \_O _____\/)_____ ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dt/ejm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ HEY YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET NERDS MAKE UP TERMS ?!?!?!?!?!? THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GET SHITTY TERMS .LJL. 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FOR HER PLEASURE V..C `j`2 `:.! tQn `:.! _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; FOLKS I CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE ANY NEW HISTORY EVER BEING CREATED SO I HAVE TO ANALYZE EVERY NEW EVENT THAT HAPPENS IN TERMS OF PAST CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS THAT IS WHY I DUTIFULLY SUFFIX EVERY SCANDAL, NO MATTER HOW TRIVIAL, WITH -GATE IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE POSITIVELY NO IMAGINATION OR CLEVERNESS BAFTAGATE BANANAGATE BILLYGATE BINGOGATE BLOBBYGATE BLUEGATE BUTTONGATE CAMILLAGATE CASINOGATE CHERIEGATE CHINAGATE CHOCOGATE CLARKEGATE CLOSETGATE COINGATE CONTRAGATE COOKIEGATE CORNGATE DIANAGATE FETTESGATE FILEGATE HOOKERGATE IRANGATE IRAQGATE KATRINAGATE KREMLINGATE LANCEGATE LEAKGATE LEIJONGATE MEMOGATE MITCHELLGATE MONICAGATE MULDERGATE NIPPLEGATE PAINTERGATE PIZZAGATE PLAMEGATE RATHERGATE REUTERSGATE SAUSAGEGATE SHAWINIGATE SIRENGATE SQUIDGYGATE STINGRAYGATE STORMONTGATE STRIPPERGATE TAXIGATE TEMPLEGATE TOALLAGATE TRAVELGATE TROOPERGATE TUNAGATE VODAFONEGATE VOLTERGATE WHEATGATE WHITEWATERGATE WINEGATE CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE A SUFFIX-GATE OR HOW ABOUT A GATE-GATE SO YOU FAGGOTS CAN GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM _"_ % (< ? ` " TO: ALL GLAMOUR MODELS __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ RE: YOUR RECENT PERFORMANCE __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| MESSAGE FOLLOWS ######## \) ######## \ : / SUCK A COCK OR GET AWAY FROM THE CAMERA \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger ___ __..--'' \ ___..--'' \ MAYBE IF I HEAR THE WORD ___..--'' \ "BORAT" MORE IT WILL MAKE __..--'' \ ME NOT HATE IT SO MUCH \ __..--\ \ __..--'' __..--\-._ \ __..--'' __..--'' '-._ \ __..--'' __..--'' \ _..--\__..--'' __..--'' | / \__..--'' __..__ .' | __..--'' ''--..__.' \ __..--'' .:` `:. \ \ _..--'' .:` `:. | `. _.-' `:. \ `-.___.-' .-=-. | / .-=. / .--.\ .-=-. / / / /.-. \ | /####\| / .--.\ | | | | | \ \ \####// | /####\| / \/ / \ | `-.__.` \ \####// |/ / \ \ `--._...--. \| / `. \ \| / | \| | \ `-._ / `. `-.._ / `. _.:` `. __..--'' NOPE DIDN'T WORK \ / LGB | | . : : : . .:`. ! ,':. .. _ ,-'-. _ .. JESUS WEPT : ; _,_ ; : ,':_(._.)_:`. /|( - )|\ SORRY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "WIPED" / ////\\\ \ / /(\\///)\ \ \"""""""""""/ \ / `-. .-' ,\``,`/ \ ,',,/ ''`\`'---^---`'`\,`hjw ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) SO DOES MARILYN MANSON LIKE TAKING IT (_) l (_) UP THE ASS OR IS IT JUST PART OF HIS JOB \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / ) ( jgs/akg / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' _ . - ' ' ' ' -. . ' _,._ ' . ,' ;' "; ', |' ',_ ,-' .| KIKO WU SURE DOES SEEM FOND | '. ' . | OF PUTTING THINGS UP HER BUTT | ' , . ' | | | ' - . _ . -| | | '. | | | | '. | | '. | | | ., | | . , | | | . ' | | . ' | WELL EVERYONE SHOULD DO WHAT | | . ' | THEY'RE GOOD AT I GUESS !. ' ' .' '.| ' , . ' , ' ,. ' ' - . , .- , . , . :F_P: , . ,' _,__ .: <* / | \ WHAT YOU SAY: .-./ |. : :, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI / '-._/ \_ / ' \ .' *: .-' ; | | \ / | / \* __.--._ / \ _.' \:. | >__,-' \_/*_.-' snd :--, WHAT WE HEAR: '/ YAY WE'RE AN ISLAND FULL OF CRIMINALS __,='`````'=/__ '// (o) \(o) \ `' _,-, //| ,_) (`\ ,-'`_,-\ ,-~~~\ `'===' /-, \==```` \__ / `----' `\ \ \/ ,-` , \ ,.-\ \ / , \,-`\`_,-`\_,..--'\ ,` ,/, ,>, ) \--`````\ ( `\`---'` `-,-'`_,< \ \_,.--'` `. `--. _,-'`_,-` | \ [`-.___ <`_,-'`------( / (`` _,-\ \ --`````````|--` SERIOUSLY FOLKS HAVE YOU >-`_,-`\,-` , | HEARD OF MANGOSTEEN ?!?!?!?!? <`_,' , /\ / ` \/\,-/ `/ \/`\_/V\_/ IT'S AN MLM VERSION OF SNAKE OIL ( ._. ) ( .__. ) | | | | I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS WHEN I TELL YOU \,---_| |_---./ THIS: Zeus ooOO(_) (_)OOoo IT HAS AMAZING HEALING PROPERTIES IF YOU HAVE CANCER IT CAN TOTALLY HELP ........... YOU TO DIE UNTREATED .-""-. (___/\ \ FOLKS I THINK WE MIGHT BE OVERUSING ( |' ' ) ) THE TERM MILF HERE WHEN IT IS USED __) _\=_/ ( TO REFER TO ANY WOMAN OVER TWENTY ____(__.' ` \ ) REGARDLESS OF PARENTAL STATUS .(/"-.._.(' ; ( / / . (' , | ) _.`'---.._/ /.__ ____.'_| |_/ '-'``'-._ / | `-........' jgs `;-"`; | `'.__/ \ ,)\ \\,sSss ')ssssS GO AHEAD AND TRY TO CATCH THAT CAB \_sSSsSs LADY BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP _) ssSsss ME FROM PUTTING YOUR HOOKER PARTS .-T-. / s s s IN MY FRIDGE ,--' -'- '-. / .' ( '-()----()-' ____/ / \. \ {,----' ) \ / )) / .-' \ / .' '. \ ( < '. ',--._ \ \ '-----.( \ | )/ \; ' /_) snd L/ mm. dM8 YMMMb. dMM8 YMMMMb dMMM' `YMMMb dMMMP `YMMM MMM' "MbdMP .dMMMMMM.P I HAVE A PLAYBOY TATTOO BECAUSE I AIM HIGH dMM MMMMMM 8MMMMMMMMMMI YMMMMMMMMM "MMMMMMP MxM .mmm VK W"W """ /\_ _ __ __ _ \( ! )/_/ __ THOSE QUEER EYE GUYS ARE SO \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/ GAY YOU JUST WANT TO HUG AND _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_ KISS THEM WITH YOUR FISTS /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/ ( ! (~>O<~) % ) _ _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_> /_/(_!_)# )( (_%_) _(#>o<#)>o< )_ /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\ \/ hjw o o / \ / \ / \ / ______________ |.------------.| LOOK, I CAN STICK THE WII CONTROLLER UP MY || || ASS AND SWING THE SWORD WITH MY BUTT || || || || WHISH WHISH || || ||____________||_ ISN'T THAT NEAT |OO ....... OO | `-. '------_.-._---' _.' _____|| ||___/_ / _.-|| N ||-._ \ .-._ / -'_.---------._'- \ ,'___i--i___ /_.-'_ NINTENDO _'-._\ ' /_+ o :::_\ |`-i /m\/m\|\|/=,/m\i-'| | || \ O / || akg | |_\_/\_/___\_/'./| | | \/ \ / \/ `-' '-.`-' , V // // // // _______|| ,-''' ||`-. ( || ) |`-..._______,..-'| I WOULD SAY THAT THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED | || | KRAMER ON SEINFELD'S CAREER IS NOW | _______|| | CLEARLY OVER AFTER HIS LITTLE OUTBURST |,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.| | ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| BUT THE FACT THAT NOBODY CAN REMEMBER |`-...___/___,..-'| HIS REAL NAME AND INSTEAD JUST CALLS | `-./-'_ \/_| | HIM "KRAMER" KIND OF MAKES IT CLEAR | -' ~~ || -.| THAT WAS ALREADY TRUE jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ ) `-..._______,..-' ||| qnq zngg --|---' |`---|-|-|-- puevfgl | | | | | | | | ||| | .----|--. | |.' |.---' | | | | wbua | | | ||`-. | cravf | wrjflevpx | .-'| ||.-- sng | | | `-|--|-- cnrqbfl | |`. | | | .--|--' `--|--|-.||| | `-|---|--|----' | | | | | | | zbz | `. | | |||| | | | serql | | | | | | | | | | snttf -------|--' |||| | | | | | | | | | | fcnprubt --|--' | | |||| | | | snggyr | | `-|-|-. | |`----|--. pybhq ---|---.||||.-- znznf | | | | | .-|-|-|--|-|-----|--|------|----|-- cvc!@#! --. | | zbzfgvg | | | | | | | | | gjngfvr | | ||||| | | | | | | |.' | | | | `. | | `----.||||| hewrjl `-. | | | | || | | | `------|-|------|-------. |||||`-. | | | | | || | | | snttbg | | | | ||||| | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | ||||| | | | | | | || | | penmlgvgf | | snttbg | ||||| | | | | | | || | | | `--|-|-------|----. | ||||| | | | | | | || | | snttyrebp | | | | | ||||| | | | | | | || | | `--|-|-- shu | orkl ||||| | | | | .-- frgfr | | || | pbpxrggr | | | | | ||||| | | | | | | | || `-----|-----. | `-- ubzbfrkl | | ||||| vnzwhfgzr | | | | grrgrrf | | ||.-- xnobbz26 | | | | | | ||||`-. | | | | | | | ||| | | | | | qbiref | gvgrf | |||| sntfynlre | | | gjngf ktvey | | IT'S MY OWN SEX CHART INCLUDING MOM, A GOAT, THAT CHICK WITH THE LIMP, THAT TRAINCAR FULL OF MIDGETS, A RUN DOWN '57 BUICK, AND A FLASHLIGHT OKAY I'M LYING ,----------. | | `--- ME ---' tQn .--. {\ / q {\ { `\ \ (-(~` { '.{`\ \ \ ) {'-{ ' \ .-""'-. \ \ {._{'.' \/ '.) \ TRYPTOPHAN: NATURE'S ENDORPHINS {_.{. {` | {._{ ' { ;'-=-. | {-.{.' { ';-=-.` / {._.{.; '-=- .' {_.-' `'.__ _,-' jgs |||` .='==, .--. /} p \ /} `~)-) / /` } ( / / /`}.' } / / .-'""-. / ' }-'} / (.' \/ '.'}_.} | `} .}._} | .-=-'; } ' }_.} \ `.-=-;' } '.}.-} '. -=-' ;,}._.} `-,_ __.'` '-._} jgs `||| .=='=, __ .-'||'-. .' || '. HOCKEY: SUCKS / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | SOCCER: SUCKS | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ BASEBALL: SUCKS .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ BASKETBALL: SUCKS | `------' | | \____/ | CRICKET: SUCKS | , __ ___ , | |======| / | / _ \ |======| RUGBY: SUCKS |======| ^| | | | | | |======| |~~~~~| | | | |_| | |~~~~~| CURLING: SUCKS | |\ [___] \___/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; FOOTBALL: DOESN'T SUCK ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' ANY QUESTIONS `""` `""` _____ , ___)) / | 6 6 WIFE SWAPPING (___( _e ____/ /_ AND THEN SWABBING / \ o\_/ \ / /\' _ _)\ AND THEN SWIFFING /_< )____/\_\ ___oo' ,ooooo,|_/ AND THEN SENDING THEM BACK -//,-( / |=/ | \ \ \ \ )_______\ / ) / ) / / ( | | / \ | _________ |/_______\|________. = = /( )\ b'ger /,/ 7 \\_ ..:::::.. YOU JERK THAT THING .:::::::::::. YOU JUST JERK IT LIKE ::::::::::::::: THERE'S NO TOMORROW ::::::::::::::::: :::::::_/|::::::: YOU JERK IT LIKE YOUR ::::=/_/::::::: MOTHERFUCKING LIFE `:_/ |::::::' DEPENDED ON IT CHIEF ( / ,|:::'' \_/^\/||__ YOU KEEP JERKING IT _/~ `""~`"` \_ UNTIL I SAY STOP AND __/ -'/ `-._ `\_\__ I NEVER SAY STOP /jgs /-'` `\ \ \-.\ HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ,*-'. CAN I ASK A PRACTICAL QUESTION .'+* ' # ' HOW COME JOHN TRAVOLTA HASN'T STARVED YET /v\ ,' .`. I MEAN IS THAT FUCKER XENU FEEDING HIM __.-" ^ "-.__ WITHOUT PERMISSION AGAIN OR WHAT cgmm .oo. HHHHHb. GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB AGAIN HUH ???? /`HHHHHHb > `dHHHHH / dHHHHHHb BE A MAN ALREADY : HHHHHHHH .-""FHHHHHHH | JHHHHHHH IF YOU'RE GOING TO PAY A WHORE THEN J FHHHHHHb PAY A *WHORE* + \ JHHHHHHH .' \ FHHHHHH+_ `. ; \ \HHHHF "+ `| _> \HHF+_ \ F_+" .'J | j J+" .': F | j _+" _+' : +_ | F %" .-' . =.F j | ;I \ =./ | (`-.......___+___L ```='"""""==_ "_.--' | `./ J | +' .' | F J | F JF F J F| KroggF v, .s . a, (M| .T` I HAVE A WACKY CRAZY NUTTY TITLE AT MY JOB `*=zMbm/ BECAUSE I WORK AT A FORWARD-THINKING AND \M\_/^\, PROGRESSIVE COMPANY AND ALSO I'M A SHITCOCK /MMA"`z- -------] ) \ I AM NOT A WIFE BEATER ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ I JUST HAVE AN ADDICTION '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ TO HITTING STUPID BITCHES // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ ,-""-. .-""-. / -. \/ -. \ ( ) \ / \ / `. ,' o `. ,' o o `.,' o O _ _ O (_) (_) TENACIOUS D VS BLACK ADDER VS MONTY PYTHON VS MR BEAN MARATHON PLAYING ALL NIGHT ON PBS ,.',,, ,,,, ,'`'`,`',';.,;','','`. ;,`',`',,,,,`.,,.`',`'`; TONIGHT WE SHALL SUCK EVEN MORE ;`''`.' / \ `.'`'`'`, ,'`',; e (_,._)a ;"`','`; ,;`,'.`; )._)(_,( ;`',`''`, .'`','`',`. _,-',_`-._,',.':,`'`', ,' `'`,'`,,,,,,' _)`.;~~~__,'`'`,,', _; `';`',;;',,,,, {-_ ;'''''',''``,,`, _ \`'`,'`,'',; `._,~~'`--;.'''''_','`'`'';`/ ',`',',',," ; ; `~~~;`',,'`,'',' `.`'','`; ; ; ;`',`'',`; `.`,',,' .' `. ;,',',`,' `,,,,"`~~' `~~'",,,,' IF JPEGS ARE BOYS AND GIFS ARE GIRLS THEN WH-WH-WHAT ARE P-P-PNGS ___UUUU_____________________\_______o___, ()_________))__,_o_I_I_I__P_P_"_P_P_____o) '--------------------^' FR _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ |\___//_\ BABY I LOVES IT WHEN (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ YOU STARES AT ME WITH /: / \ :: \| ######o /| THEM CUNT EYES ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger ____ ____| \ (____| `._____ ____| _|___ I'M PART OF THE BEATOFF CABAL (____| .' VK |____/ . , |`. ,'| \_`-._ _,-'_/ ./ \-._`-._ _,-'_,-/ \, \._/._ `._>`-.__ __,-'<_,' _,\_,/ /_ \_.`-._\_-._ `--__ __--' _,-_/_,-',_/ _\ /._`\_./ _`_./`.-._ `-. ,-' _,-,'\,_'_ \,_/'_,\ \._`/ _/ _`_./ _/`\_ `. ,' _/'\_ \,_'_ \_ \'_,/ /._`/ _/ _`_./` _/ `\_ `\_ _/' _/' \_ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,\ \._`/ _/ _`_./` __/ >. `-.,-' ,< \__ '\,_'_ \_ \'_,/ /_`/._/._`_./` __.`.-\_.-`'-._/-,',__ '\,_'_,\_,\'_\ `\._`_./`\._/_/' _ `\_\_,/'\,_'_,/' /_\ \./ __/(__ / `--' \ / _ _ \ ATROPINE \'| |`/ PLZ \|____|/ \/ -] \/ / | \ | | | | | \ / | \ \__,-`\___/ (_) |__) mic (_______ -.__\ __\ _) / \ \_ _ ( "(" YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS _>_ \_-/ )/ ,-' (-. )/ _ - - ) /,'| _)_)| (_____ // | /|| .___\ \----._//___/ '( \\ _> / __// ',,,\ )\ _) /| /,-/ )'\| \ ( | , | /_,\( \ \-.__\ (_, / ( ' \ | | ) |\ / _) _/ _/ /, )/ ) _) <\ ( ) |) | I'M WAY MORE THAN FULL DUPLEX ) \)_\_ / / \( gnv /_,\ \_\ )| /_\ )_\ /_,) )_\ |_\ _ _(<`O , TURNS OUT HOTJOBS.COM WASN'T AT ALL ==-( >`-/ \ ABOUT WHAT I WAS HOPING ,< \ / > ---'--- `---'-MK/ejm `'. .`' ` * . : * *| : ' | || ' TAKE A BIG DEEP GAY BITE OF MY AIDSCAKE `|~'||' v~v~v~v !@!@!@! _!_!_!_!_ | || || | || ||| }{{{{}}}{{{ ejm97 __||__ _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- THIS WOMAN IS ON THE POINTY SIDE OF NAILABLE %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger .-. (/^\) (\ /) WILL SOMEONE PLEASE STUFF .-'-. A DICK IN ARIA GIOVANNI /(_I_)\ OR SEND HER HOME \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ .------. |A_ _ | I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY AK |( \/ ).-----. | \ /|K /\ | I MUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY | \/ | / \ | `-----| \ / | (HE FOLDED TO BIG SLICK YOU SEE) | \/ K| `------' hjw+tQn .-. (/^\) (\ /) .-'-. IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BOOBS /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ I'D BE ASHLEY JUGGS' BOOBS \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ ________________________ | | | o o o | BLOW ME WITH YOUR ASSHOLE | o= o. .. | | . : . \\. | | o . o . . oo | | o-.\//. :o. | | ,,, o'\o. o . =o | | "o0". o .=o\_//o o | | ' -," \ / o | | ,` -. | | | |/\/| \\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| | / , `-, {\/} \ | | '-, \,-' /0o\-_/; | | / \ \ \''/:::: | | '"|^\"` '-==::::; | | d d || || Na| """""""""""""""""""""""" _ _{Ss I CRY EVERY TIME WE MAKE LOVE //\\_/_/\Ss pb _/_| \_/ \_ (FOR THREE HOURS AFTERWARDS) ___,, / /\\\\\ \|' | I PRONOUNCE BANAL TO RHYME WITH ANAL c 6_6 AND THAT'S THE END OF THE DISCUSSION .-;\___/. .' |\/=\/:`. / | | \ | | | | | _/ | | ___ j_ _/ `-._ \ | /.-.\ / )`-..___/-._\_j__\\ Y /_ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ ( /)== === === === === ==Y \ `----------------------( o ) \___/ hjw I'M A SPOKEN WORD ARTIST / / ( ) / ( ) ( ) _ ) ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 _._ . /' '\ . ~+;(,+,+,+,);+~ ''+../.\ ( ) /.\..+'' S T E N D E C '~'((,\\/'))'~' ) /)) ( PjP ( (+~ ) \`- //- , / -|\ -'<__//;/`:_'|/ _ |' \=-; |\_,\ [|, _|- _,':'. .'` '| || .| /`/\-,\_\' `||L.`/|| '|'<|// |; || | ||`|>=_,|\:_[,\'|\.-`'/,` _', / '| || || /|.'|\`.-- .-. -,'||.|'_`'|:-/',-' _j_ |' |' '| / \|\, [:-' ,/|'||\ |\:'`'-=:' '---''| '| ` '-\ ||-:\-\''._ '| ']'\ .\`'..-'''"' |;-. |; ' ` -,''|\-:/\-/|.__ /|'.'' /' '| `. '| '/ `\'' ||' [,`'|._ / //;' ; . \ _7_ `/| \| \\`.'|\,`_7_ '. ; '|, || \\: \,'---'._ / `\'` _,--'---'-. ; |;| | ;| ; ' "''- `'. ,' , `.| '|; || | '\\. ' /`-' / ` . \ .| '|' |:. ; \\. `\ ' ./ / ` \ |. '| ||| | ''\\ `. ; //| : \ '. '. |; /'/ ;| | |.;|| |. | |. '| ,' .| '' | ;\'' ` |' | `-..___,_j-|` |:. .//' ; / \ \\ .'` ; _,'---',_ || '' / _-; -` \` . ' / ,-`' `. "|. ' / \`-.__.-:' ':\|., _,' ,`,. .|. `. ' _.-' '|//-.. .=, '-..___..-' / /, ||\ '..--' .\ /':_ ./__,. .///` ''\\ \ ; /|=-' `.:, '/_ ,/ . ;||; ;|.; | ,` | / -:'::__.-:' ||`` '' | | /`; / '\'-/==::_<:-, '`\\. .//'' ; .' _.'| \`.,-..,-]=.- \ `` /''` / ; ,'| \|.`=:,-.. '. ._ ,' ' '`|'`]| \_ '-'' '-._'- _,-'mx ' ' ` |\ `''--'` MY DANGLY THINGS GET REALLY SWOLLEN THIS TIME OF YEAR .-------. .' `. .' `. |.-. .-. .-. .-.| SORRY I CAN'T LET YOU PASS |`-. | | | |-'| UNLESS YOU SUCK MY COCK |`-' ' `-' ' | ' ' `. .'.''. .''. `._______.' __ __ | | .----/ \ / \---. | | | | | | |____ | | | |`--''`--'| / | \_ ,----.| \ O | O _ | | | \ | ---'| '._/ \_.| `| | | | \.---'| | | `- ,| | `---'| | : | | | | | '._.-- ; | | | . .: ` / '-' | '....' `.______/ | | | | `----------------' || ||fsr || || _.---'' '-, ,-' ''---._ / __..' '..__ \ '---''` `''---' __ | \ _ ==='=='== (o> \++/ / ) SMEARED POOP IS THE MOST RIGHTEOUS POOP __.-------------^^-.__ \----. : .----/ \_/\| () / _ \ _ \/() / /|\ \ |/| | \/ snd _/_/ | \_\_ | |// /_/ | \_\ \_\| _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; FORD: NOT QUITE AS TERRIBLE AS CARTER __.-=-._ ,""\_ _/"'\ -__o.-' '-._0/ _ | .' \ \ _ ( \| / | | ` (_/ ) WHAT'S WRONG WITH GUY PEARCE'S )/ / / \\_ ,( CHEEKBONES ANYWAY \|(___ ___) .(\_/ / \'_| \ \-'''.____.''''--/ `.-.__,__.__.-'/ `-._______.-' _\ \__ /_ \'_ \-. |/ \ / \/ /o [nabis] |/| |/| |/| BYE SADDAM |/| |/| |/| |/| /.) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (...) (...) (...) (...) (...) /../\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| SAY HI TO TOOKIE FOR US ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS ". ,# \ `-._____,-'=/ ____`._ ----- _,'_____PhS A MIND FOREVER VOYAGING | (_) \ ___ _ / ", /RRRb ./( ( ) - | MMN WHEN I GO TO SLEEP I DREAM OF PRICKS f^~Y^| \MMM ~ ^ ^ /^--^\ | | AND THEN WAKE UP AND YEP: | ^ | PRICKS THERE TOO ~> < | \ i | mOm _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ THERE'S THIS GIRL ON THE TRAIN / ,' __= I WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIMENT ON / _ ) /_ ) (YOU KNOW LIKE TO OPEN HER UP ( /\__~__|( AND SEE WHAT MAKES HER BROKEN) /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ \| \__'/ \ WHOA TURNS OUT THE KNEE BONE REALLY :o / \ IS CONNECTED TO THE SHIN BONE /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | /| ) / |________| | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . HERE IS MY CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT =, .= =.| ,---. |.= =.| "-(:::::)-" |.= BABY I'M A WANT YA \\__/`-.|.-'\__// `-| .::| .::|-' BARFING ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK REVEALING _|`-._|_.-'|_ FRUIT LOOPS FOR BREAKFAST /.-| | .::|-.\ // ,| .::|::::|. \\ NOT CLEANING IT UP, RUNNING AWAY || //\::::|::' /\\ || /'\|| `.__|__.' ||/'\ ^ \\ // ^ jrei /'\ /'\ ^ ^ _ .--,-"" ""-. ( ) j- __. | WITH A NAME LIKE FLIRTIN' AND SQUIRTIN' | ' -'| IT'S GOT TO BE GOOD |`--._____,+-. .';`--.___.' `. .' / _ | / ,-' _.-'o;__\ ( .' o.-' \)`. `j--..___.' ' / ) (/ _ `-._ `-/`--' ,----. (.' `--. `. `-._.'`._,- _= / __/ | | '._ _.-"-.= /`"-...-"` | | `;"""` __/ | | /```````` | | | | , \ | | \ \ \ | | \ \ \ |__________| jgs | \ \ | || | / | | | || | / / | | || | / /` /` _|_||_|_ BUT LET'S FACE IT .' | | \ |\ / THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY ( /--.___.' .----' / \ REVOLTING AND ON `--...__.' / \__ ( | | BALANCE UNLOVABLE / \__ | `) `'----'--| | | `)---'----` \ / '----'----` '--' _ _ | \ / | | \ _.--. .-. .-. .--._ / | | `._..--' \ _..--'' '.' ''--.._ / '--.._.' | .' o _.--._ o `-' _.--._ o o _.--._ `-' o _.--._ o '. | _O .' '. O .' '. O .' '. O .' '. O_ | || | / \ / \ / \ / \ | || ||_': : : : : : : :'_|| || ': : : : : : : :' || ||_| \ / \ / \ / \ / |_|| | O '. .' O '. .' O '. .' O `. .' O | '. o '-..-' '-..-' o `-..-' `-..-' o .' \ O o O O _ O o / `--------------------------------------' `-------------LGB--' CAN'T WE ALL JUST AGREE WITHOUT RESERVATION THAT JAZZ AS A MUSIC FORM SUCKS _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ WANNA CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW IN SECOND LIFE HUH ????? /\) ( Y) \ \ / / "" (Y ) ( Y) _ "" "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE SHALL HARKEN BACK TO TODAY "" ( Y) AS THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE OF PENISGRIEFING Krogg "" .-~~~~~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~~~~~-. __.' ~. .~ `.__ I'M A PALIMPSEST .'// \./ \\`. .'// | \\`. .'// .-~"""""""~~~~-._ | _,-~~~~"""""""~-. \\`. .'//.-" `-. | .-' "-.\\`. .'//______.============-.. \ | / ..-============.______\\`. .'______________________________\|/______________________________`. | WHY DID BUSH HAVE TO SEND THOSE `. VIKING PROBES TO MARS TO __________ ___________________ | KILL ALL THOSE MICROBES | o_ o-_O__|______o-.o,-o--o___|--'___ _______,, |0-o o "PG| o____,--'`-``==O=====o---|--o || `---------- --------------------------'--____-'' OH THE HUMANITY PG ,.%` ,;%%', __%%%;, ,%%%\___/%%% ' % \ %% _ %_-%% %%,' %/%%% \,%%%%;%_/%% ,%/% '%%;\%%% ;%, `;' `%-\_\ \%;_%/% ,,%_/%\|\%%`% %,%%|\%\,' I'M OPERATION MARKET-GARDEN `%% |-%%\%\%%% | %-_\%\`_', | '%`%'% | ,%%%%%, _____O_____ ,%%%` /\_________/\ /\/ \/\ /\/ ~;@;~ \/\ /\/ .-_-. \/\ /\/ : ('< : \/\ /\/ '.(_).' \/\ \/: :\/ \ ~;@;~ o ~;@;~ / '. .' '._______.' lc _ ,--. ,-"""". _,---. \`_/`'---._ / `--"_, \_,--. \ (,-'`--. `' /= (. , _ ,: ) ) ___._ bmw ``--.\._ ,'__.-'`-(. ,-.`-_'__...- >\\`. /a:f I'M A "SKEPTICAL CHICK" SO I'M GOING TO POSE NUDE IN A CALENDAR !!!!!!! BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW TRUE INTELLECTUAL ENDEAVOR INVOLVES BEING SLUTTY ,"=-. / _),`'". ( /a( ), ) ) C = = ?/ CHOOSY MOTHERS CHOOSE JIZZ ( )) (_ o-< ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} \ \ \(_;/-|_) )/) `._,--/ / / `!__!! ( (_o)) ---`-._, )--- ------( / |---- | ( | :__/|\_; \ |/ )(\_ /_)--` gpyy \_! ___ / (`\\ I CALL HIM "BUSHITLER" c` 9\9 ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ LOLOLOLOLOL THAT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS /`< __ >/ __|,\ YOU HAVE NO IDEA b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \ _,---. (/_/)))) I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION \c e_e) . \ = ) _| ,-` -(_ |o| ARE THEY RAPE VICTIMS BECAUSE THEY / `-'\\ |#{) ARE FEMINIST OR FEMINISTS BECAUSE /__| ._ _)y / THEY ARE RAPE VICTIMS < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ IN OTHER WORDS WHICH COMES FIRST ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| PERSONALLY I BELIEVE THAT IT'S | | / A CLASSIC CHICKEN-AND-EGG PROBLEM | |\ |_______| \ / /\ \ ANYHOO LET'S GO OUT AND MAKE SOME / ,' `. \ MORE FEMINISTS / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw __ .' '\._ \ @ /; __ ;::'--':;. _ .' 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HAVING TO WORK FOR A LIVING IS / ____ \ JUST LIKE SLAVERY | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| .----. WATCH ME TAKE WORDS WITH POWER / ( > | /| '--. AND MEANING AND RIP THEM UP AND ( ) ._ / || ]| `-. THEN THROW THEM ON THE GROUND ) _/-.__.'`\ || ]| ::| AND THEN STOMP ON THEM AND THEN ( .-'`-. \__ ) || ]| ::| PISS ON THEM AND THEN WAIT FOR `/ `-./ `. || ]| ::| THEM TO DRY OUT AND THEN SET _ | \ \ \ \| ]| .-' THEM ON FIRE / \| \ \ \ \ L.__ .--'( | |\ `. / / \ ,---|_ \---------, | `\'. '. /`\ \/ .--._|=- |_ /| | \ '. '._ './`\/ .-' '. / | | | `'. `;-:-;`)| |-./ | | /_ `'--./_ ` )/'-------------')/) | \ | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ ( | | | / `---` `===' / ) | / \ / / ( | | '------. |'--------------------'| ) | \ `-| | / | `--...,______| | ( | | | | | ) ,| | | | | ( /|| | | | | )/ `" / \ | | (/ jgs .' /I\ '.| | /) .-'_.'/ \'. | | / ``` `"""` `| .-------------------.|| `"` `"` [] [] [] [] [] [] _______________ [] _________________ _______________) [] (_______________ ! ! ! [] ' ! ! ! ! ! ! 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I THINK THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID | '-._| |_.-' | ANYWAY I'M HARD OF HEARING | | \__________/ | | lc__________| .'______| |______'. |_________ | ( \ / ) | / _) | | (_ \ _/ /|/ /| |\ \|\ \_ (__/ | |o| |o| | \__) \|____|/ ___ / _ \ | / \ | | \_/ | \___/ ___ _|_|_/[_]\__==_ [---------------] NEW PICTURES OF ME GETTING DRUNK, HIGH, | O /---\ | AND PUKING ALL OVER THE PLACE ON MY PAGE NOW!! | | | | GO LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS PEOPLE SHOW SOME LOVE | \___/ | [---------------] WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FOREVER UNEMPLOYABLE NOW [___] | |\\ WELL WHAT ABOUT WORKING AT DAIRY QUEEN | | \\ [ ] \\_ FUCKED THAT UP TOO HUH /|_|\ ( \ //| |\\ \ \ // | | \\ \ \ // |_| \\ \_\ // | | \\ //\ | | /\\ // \ | | / \\ // \ | | / \\ // \|_|/ \\ // [_] \\ // H \\ // H \\ // H \\ // H \\ // H \\ // \\ EP // \\ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ I'D LIKE TO RETURN MY COPY OF GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS BECAUSE I HEAR THERE ARE BOOBIES IN IT AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // / % 8 \ // I USE `` AND '' FOR DOUBLE QUOTES | m () _ | // BECAUSE I MOLEST CHILDREN \ 0 ( '-._/ // jgs '-.____'. y _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - Q: YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT * ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ABOUT BOOZE ?????? ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' A: THE BOOZE ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / mic `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / /_ `/ ( `/ `-' __.--'| ___.---' | ___.---' | _.--' %%% \\\ | | %%%%% .. | | | %%c '' U. ' | J %! .U __=__ | L __=__ | \ | L / \ |. \\-`-. | // _) _)._.--||\ \\__.>-._ | _.\\ || \\___.--' `--._ J-._ \\_____.----' `--.__ J `-<_ `-.__ L `-. _>-. +. `-._ ___.--' | | `-._ `-._ __.--' | `-._ `-. __.--' _.--' `-._ `-._.-' _.--' | `-. | _.--' Petrus `-. | _.--' `-. | _.--' `|' | SEE IT'S A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT PICTURE WHERE A SEXUAL COUNSELOR IS TRYING TO HELP COUPLES BUT SHE HERSELF HAS NEVER HAD AN ORGASM AND FURTHERMORE (CLICK) ,__, _.-----/6 6) ,-' / .='=. / _./ /_-._,.. I'M A LEVEL 4 BIOHAZARD _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. .'_.-'\ |//..= OPEN ME AND RELEASE ME ,'.' / /_:.'. :: `,.,' : :: /// :: :: ,/// :: :: `. / :: `:`-./ / _.-'.' `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' `. // ::/ // l42 / ||| , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( DISPATCH, OFFICER NEWHOUSE IS TRYING TO |||| |'--.__\ SUCK EVERYTHING OFF AGAIN | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ (THIS IS A DEEPLY OBSCURE JOKE) | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. '-.____________________________________________________ .:::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::: .:::::::::::::::::::::::::: | |::::::::: .| I WAS RAPED BY |::::::::: .::| THE DUKE LACROSSE |::::::::: .::::| TEAM !!!!! I MEAN |::::::::: .::::::| NO I WASN'T (LIE) |::::::::: .::::::::| __ __ |::::::::: .::::::::::|__( )_______( )__|::::::::: ::::::::::::::::\ \ ,~~~~./ /::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;`'`'`'; |:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;;*( *;; |:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::| ;; @ ;; |:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::\|| ||/::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::( \__/ ):::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::) (::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::/ \:::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::/________\::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::/ /::::\ \::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::/ /::::::\ \:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::/_/::::::::\_\::::::::::::: :::::::::::::(___)::::::::(___)::::::::smd /\ __ \ .-':::. \ :::::|\ FROM NOW ON EVERYTHING I EAT IS GOING TO BE SHIT-FREE |,\:::'/ \ `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' AsH `.`-.___.-;' `--._.-' . . | |.| .| . . | | | |. | | . __ | . ('__`> . \ /==(o) ______ \ .| `\__/ . |()|::::)= \________ _____ / /\ /)____||___/__ ,\ .____, `-------' `-------' \ ,'\ | . \ / , . & , . & , . & , |,' \ | |`- -'| `/_\' `/_\' `/_\' |) )|, | |,- -.| ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. ,'|_|`. |,' ,/ / ' /__\ ` | ' , ' ` ____________________________________________/ ' / / / / ; ; I TITLE THIS ONE "BUTTRESSES, FLYING" .-_-. |(")| I THINK I HAVE HPV OR MAYBE HIV /~~~/) /___/ /> ( )/ /'--'\ WHICHEVER ONE IS THE FUNNIER ONE ldb '----' ________________________________________________________ / ____________________________________________________ \ | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__| | | ____________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> <_> | | | |<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_<_>_| | \___________________________________________________LGB__/ MY BONER IS STILL INCONSOLABLE .__ .-". (o\"\ | | FOR I SHAT AND THERE IS NO WATER IN THE PIPES \_\ | | SO I CANNOT FLUSH (IT'S A HARLAN ELLISON SHORT) _.---:_ | ("-..-" / "-.-" / / | "--" AsH _ _______ _ /_\ / \ /_\ =|= / // \ =|= | | | | I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE RECENT CONFLICTS ( \ // / o BETWEEN NORTH AND SOUTH KOSAN __[_]___\_______/___(_)__ (_________________________) | ___ _|___~___|_ ___ | ||_~_|| .-------. ||_~_|| | ___ | \ / | ___ | ||_~_|| (\_____/) ||_~_|| ____| ___ |__|=====|__| ___ |____ |/ \| || || |/ \|lc | | . . \'.____.'/ __'-. .-'__ .--. '_i:'oo':i_'---...____...----i"""-.-'.-"\\ /._ _.\ : / '._ ;/ ;'-._ ( o o ) '-.__.' '. '. '-." '-.__.-' _.--. '-.: : '-' / ; _..--, / ; : '-._.-' ; ; : : DISHONOR ON YOU, : ` .' 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' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- NOW THERE'S A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HER PLACE INSIDE A GIANT CAKE ('--.,-').,--`) _Oo C O_o C oO_ SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M HARD `o--^--o--^--o' O!o /""\_/""\ VOTE FOR EDWARDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS / ( ) / ( ) ( ) _ ) ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 CHECK ME OUT NEW YORKER !!!!! I'M A DISTINGUISHED WIKIPEDIA CONTRIBUTOR WITH FOUR ADVANCED DEGREES AND HAVE TONS OF HARD-WORKING STUDENTS AND AM IN MY THIRTIES IN A STABLE GAY RELATIONSHIP AND AM SO RESPECTED IN THE COMMUNITY THAT I GOT HIRED TO WORK FOR WIKIA, THE FOR-PROFIT COUSIN TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!!! EXCEPT PSYCH !!!!!! NO ACTUALLY I'M A BIG FAT FUCKING LIAR AND I HAVE NO DEGREES, NO STUDENTS, AM IN MY TWENTIES, AND I'M NOT IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP !!!!!!!!!! BUT I STILL AM GAY !!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO STILL EMPLOYED BY WIKIA FOR SOME FUCKING PUZZLING REASON IT'S ALMOST AS IF ....... WIKIPEDIA IS A PIECE OF STEAMING SHIT AND EVERYONE, INCLUDING JIMBO WALES KNOWS IT AND SO WHY BOTHER PRETENDING ANYMORE P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF RUNNING, LIAR _.---.._ _ _.-' ''-. .' '-,_.-' '''. ( _ o : '._ .-' '-._ \ \- ---] '-.___.-') )..-' (_/ MJP (NOTE: NO ACTUAL MANATEES WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS FART) ______ _\ _~-\___ = = ==(____AA____D \_____\___________________,-~~~~~~~`-.._ / o O o o o o O O o o o o o o O o |\_ `~-.__ ___..----.. ) Roland `---~~\___________/------------````` = ===(_________D o< THERE'S A GUY WHO SENDS TYPO CORRECTIONS TO ASCII ART FARTS HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE AND AS OF TODAY HE'S SENT IN A TOTAL OF 93 CORRECTIONS WHICH PROBABLY IS A GOOD INDICATION THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD CONSIDER DRINKING A LITTLE LESS BUT I'D LIKE TO IMPRESS UPON YOU, DEAR READERS, THE GREATER ISSUE AT HAND THAT IS REVEALED BY THIS NUMBER 93 ?!??!?! HELLO ?!?!?!? UNITED FLIGHT 93 ?!?!?? 9/11 ?!?!?!?! IT PROVES THAT OUR GOVERNMENT WAS IN ON 9/11 AND SO WAS THIS GUY WHY HE'S SENDING IN TYPOS TO US RATHER THAN DOING SOMETHING MORE SINISTER FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT I COULDN'T SAY MAYBE HE'S BEEN DEMOTED ON ACCOUNT OF US SEEING THROUGH THE CONSPIRACY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIGNED, F*CK B*SH + . _ .-. 3==({)_ . ( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN ????????? MY ASS THAT HURT LIKE HELL OKAY NO TALKING _.--~~~~~~~--._ /~ ___ ~-._ __ ( /~ > /-._ _, o )~\\ MMMMM YEAH BEATING IT OFF \\ \< ~<<==\(\_| ''' _) ''' \\ `~' ''' OKAY TALKING ALLOWED AGAIN _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ FREE AS IN QUEER '=]): .) ([ PMH |:: ' | ~~----~~ ____ .-'& '-. PEE: NATURE'S GOLD / \ : o o ; ( (_ ) : ; \ __ / `-._____.-' /`"""`\ / , \ /|/\/\/\ _\ (_|/\/\/\\__) |_______| __)_ |_ (__ jgs (_____|_____) __ (__) WELCOME TO DELAWARE _(_)(_)_ (__)(____) THE THIRTEENTH COLONY (__)(_)(___) Krogg _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. SINCE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ISN'T FUCKED UP ENOUGH /,' 11 1 `.\ LET'S KIND OF RANDOMLY CHANGE IT JUST TO // 10 / 2 \\ MAKE THINGS MORE DIFFICULT ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' _ |_t+.__________________......_ /;_ ;________________/ : \ t""o.\__ :---|------------------t-----^-`--' / RICHARD JENI DIES AT 49 \__L___________________\____________\ ""-. o .--. \--'/ l .-t+. \ ( l) ;"" : / l `--" o; Y """""";: .-. :\ :: '-' ;\ AMERICA SAYS, "WHO" ;; : ; :: bug ;| ;'-------'; '"------"" .####. .#' `#. # # # # I THOUGHT TOTAL RECALL WAS SOME OF .#. .#. MICHAEL IRONSIDE'S FINEST WORK /###\ /OOO\ ##### OOOOO VK \###/ \OOO/ `-' `-' _. .' _.-' / : `-.'.' .-'-. | / / : .' o ; \ .' / .' /,,,,,, =`-..' / `.____. `-.| WHAT THE FUCK AM I `. .- `. .' | = \ `. | / \ : / .'\ = =| .' / .' \ | : / / | | .-','. : | . \| .' || = | || / || - / (| ;| _ |( -: `-._ || ;| .- `-._ || : `-._ _ `-._ .'|, -| `-._l42 / .' | `-._((/.----.\ `((( - `-._ `-._ _ `-._ `-._ .- `-._ `-._ _ `-. `-._ - `-._ _.-._ _.-._ _| | | | | | | |_ | | | | | | | | | | HANDS UP, WHO LIKES | | | | | | | | | | RIMJOBS ??? | _.-' | _ _ | '-._ | ;_.-'.-'/`/ \`\`-.'-._; | ' / \ ' | \ '. / \ .` / | | jgs | | )\ (_/ THINK ABOUT IT: THIS IS AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL'S .-#-| |-#-. LOGO BECAUSE A CANDLE WITH BARBED WIRE WOULD __|__|_.#' REALLY HURT IF IT WERE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS .' | | . '#--| |-#' I'M EDGY FOLKS xemu_|__| ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt LIP-SYNCHING THE WORDS TO "DEAR MR. PRESIDENT" WITH MY LOWER LIP TREMBLING AND TEARS IN MY EYES YOU TELL HIM GIRL !!!!!! YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ALSO SHOW US YOUR TITS YOU STUPID LOSER BITCH _._ ,-" T "-. ,. ( _____ ) // ,. \/| ,'. |\/ /\/ \<\ // \ - / \\/ /` SPLASH THE ZEROES \>\,(\_____/`---"\__/_//) \/\ ) ((| ~ |)) ( "\ Y______\\"-"//______\ \/ \\ // \ / / \\/ ,--. , \ / / \\([JW])|, \ ( `| \\`--" | ) "_ | \\ | _" "_ \-.__ ||__,-._" ")-.__`----'__,-" JW / `----' \ / || | / // \ | || \ / // | / //\\ | | || \\ \ | || || | |___________|| \\_______\ [___________|] [|_______] |Y/| /\\/_ (mmn (_((__nm [___] [_______] .-. | | WIKIPEDIA IS LIKE A SHIT COVERED PLUNGER | | . ||| YOU HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE IT AND ||| IT DOESN'T EVEN ALWAYS WORK ||| ,` BUT SOMETIMES YOU TRY ANYWAY |.| `, `. |.| .` ,` AND YOU SMELL BAD AFTER ,` | | .` , `, | | ,` ' |_| ,` ,NNNNN, iNNNNNNNi ImmmmmmmI tQn IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION (TO MY STUPID HIPPIE PROPAGANDA) _____________ ..---:::::::-----------. ::::;;. .'"""""" ;; \ ":. .'' ; \ "\__. .' ;; ; \\"; .' ; _____; \\/ .' :; ;" \ ___:'. .'--........................... : = ____:" \ \ ..-"" """' o""" ; ; : .--"" .----- ..----... _.- --. ..-" ; ; ; ; .""_- "--""-----'"" _-" .-"" ; ; .-. .' .' ." ." ; ; /. | /-./' ." / _.. ; ; ;;;| : ;-.______ / _________==. /_ \ ; ; ;;;; ; / | """"""""""".---.""""""" : /" ". |; ; _; ;;; /"-/ | / / / / ;|; ;-" | ;'; :- : """----______ / / ____. . ."'. ;; .-"..T" . '. " ___ "": '"""""""""""""" . ; ; ;; ;." ." '--" ", __ """ ""---... :- - - - - - - - - ' ' ; ; ; ;;" ." /. ; """---___ ; ; ; ;|."" : ": """----. .-------. ; ; ; ;: \ '--__ \ \ \ / | ; ;; '-.. """"---___ : .______..\ __/..-""| ; ; ; ""--.. """--" m l s . ". . ; ""------... ..--"" " : """""""""""""""""" \ / "------" . | . \ | / `. \ ' / .' I'M A SUNGRAZING COMET `. .-*""*-. .' "*-._ /.*" "*.\ _.-*" : ; ____ MEANING I LIFT UP THE SUN'S """"': .. ; SKIRT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON _.-*" \ `.__.' / "*-._ DOWN THERE .' `-.__.-' `. bug .' / . \ `. / | \ MAYBE I SHOULD BE CALLED ' | ` PATRICK MCNAUGHTON /| |\ ; : : : | Y, ,P | | Yb. __ ,dP | l\ YMMb,_ _,/ \,_ _,dMMP /f j; `YMMP' `--' `YMMP' ;j AN INVITATION TO VIRB !!!!!! : \ YP`-._ _.-'YP / ; \ `\, _,\_ _/,_ ,/' / `,_, \`o> _/ HEY HEY / HO HO |-| |-| SHITTY PROTEST CHANTS HAVE GOT TO GO |-| |-| |-| |-| |-| _ |-| / \ |-| _ : `'|-| /,\ : ,`'-'`'/|: \ \ ... ;/ : )... :: ; / ... :: / / ___ \\ : `-|||||. \: : (\`-'; `._________,' SSt | \ _ / -= (_) =- .\/. / \ .\\//o\\ ,\/. | ,~ //o\\|,\/. ,.,., ,\/. ,\//o\\ |\ | |//o\ /###/#\ //o\ /o\\| /| \ ^^|^^|^~|^^^|' '|:|^^^|^^^^^|^^|^^^""""""""("~~~~~~~~/_|__\~~~~~~~~~~ .|'' . | '''""'"''. |`===`|'' '"" "" " (" ~~~~ ~ ~======~~ ~~ ~ jgs^^ ^^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ "" """( " ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ I'M WAITING FOR OCEAN'S 26 THANKS .,^v, ;;. |---. ;;:; \~/ / I DRAW ASCII ART OF BUTTERFLIES ;;;;'~ ~\/ ;;;/ , \ \ AND NAKED WOMEN I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH `;/ /: _)_) / /;' ./____ ------/ /-/ -. \----------. __/ / \ ~-.. \ \ `~ ~~ `--.._ ). \ \ - - - - - - - - : /- \ \ - - - - -. | / (_ \_ | / / ~--~ | `' `' `' `' `'( \`' `' `' `' `' `' ~._\ \_/ |`. I'M A BNF GRAMMAR |--` .---___|___.--, PEE IN MY MOUTH AND WATCH ME GARGLE IT AND `./////// ."" SPIT IT OUT AND ASK FOR MORE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cgmm /\_ _ __ __ _ \( ! )/_/ __ \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/ _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_ /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/ ( ! (~>O<~) % ) _ SWEET AVALON THE HEAT IS ON _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_> /_/(_!_)# )( (_%_) _(#>o<#)>o< )_ /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\ \/ hjw | -x- | v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ IF EVERYONE \\ _\, y | \// LICKED A DICK _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| AT THE SAME TIME `7-,--.`._|| / / , WOULD A TREE /' `-. `./ / |/_.' IN THE FOREST | |// HEAR IT |_ / |- | | =| | | jg --------------------/ , . \--------._ ,___, GET OUT OF BED /(6 6)\_ /\` ' `'\\_ I CAN'T RAPE YOU THROUGH THE BLANKET \\\_''''|\\\ )\\\\''//||/ OWLS GIVE TERRIBLE HEAD ._,--/////""------ b'ger ` . '.'.*. .*.'.' . *. '. \ \ * * / / .' .* *._ '. \*88888 88888*/ .' _.* *._ '-. *8*___~*8*~___*8* .-' _.* * '--.8.-~` ~-Y-~ `~-.8.--' * '--.___*/ .----. .----. \*___.--' * 8| \____/ _ \____/ |8 * jgs '---.|\ / \ /.---' ||'-----' '-----' || || I DO NOT LOVE RAYMOND (DESPITE THE PHOTOGRAPHS) || || || || || |/ _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST A NEW WIKIPEDIA GUIDELINE FOLKS / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) GIVEN ALL THE ATTEMPTS TO DELETE ARTICLES FOR FAMOUS ( /\__~__|( PORNSTARS I THINK THIS ONE'S APPROPRIATE: /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ IF I'VE BEAT OFF TO 'EM, THEY'RE NOTABLE, END OF DISCUSSION \| \__'/ \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | /| ) / |________| I CALL IT WP:FAP | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. /,/ .. . b'ger ,odOO"bo, ,dOOOP'dOOOb, DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL ,O3OP'dOO3OO33, P",ad33O333O3Ob ?833O338333P",d `88383838P,d38' `Y8888P,d88P' AND HAVE A FORKED DICK fL `"?8,8P"' _ _-' "'-, _-' | d$$b | _-' | $$$$ | _-' | Y$$P | _-'| | | _-' _* | | _-' |_-" __--''\ / _-' __--' __*--' -' __-'' __--*__-"` | _--'' __--*"__-'` |_--" .--=`"__-||" | | |\\ || | .dUU | | \\ // I GUESS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS | UUUU | _|___// | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUUU | | DON'T CHEAT ON ME | UUUU | | | UUUU | | | UUP' | | | ___^-"` ""' [Matzec] _--._ ___-----___ ,' . `- _,-' `-._ ' '`_ `. ,'. --. ``:::.`. ` ` ) / `. \_ ) / )` `._ ` (` `-. ._ __(__,-'_,-' ;m ,' -##, "" "--_: "" : # ` m ww =(\ ' :\ . XANTHE IS GOING TO OCCULT | ` (_ ` ` |( IOTA CANCRI ON TUESDAY ?!?!?! | . ' / ` : ' `-.__ . ) : I SMELL A SITCOM !!!!!!1111 --` oO `-' :: / ; ( ::\ ,##. ' ' ,' / )_-_\ \ `` /,-' / ``._ ` __,--'--'_,' `-____ ___,-v rjm ' ----- ____ _[____]_ I'M GOING TO JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST LUPUS ( '7') __)(^_ MY SUGGESTION: LET'S FIGHT IT WITH AIDS / ,C^D,\ / /||:||\\ I'M NO SCIENTISTICIST BUT I'M PRETTY SURE \ \|/:\|// AIDS COULD KICK LUPUS' ASS `\\~~~|/ ,##\7|\ \ SO MY NEW TREATMENT IS POW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |#| \ \ I CURED YOUR LUPUS WITH AIDS |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ HERE'S A MENTOS AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE |#|\ \ (#_\`' NOW GO WHEEZE OVER THERE __________ ,. ,. ,','.___.,',`. `.\ /,' ___________ / /.____./ / \ \ \\ // ,''..-------..``. : : : : : : \// :`-..._____...-': [ |.____.| ] | ] //\ |`-..._____...-'| | | | | | | // \\ | | | | [ |.____.| ] | ] // \\ |] | | [| | | | | | | // \\ | [] [] | : :.____.: : ; ; // \\ | | ___ | | \ \.____.\ \ / / // \\ :`-.:._]|[_.:.-'; `.`.____.`.`,' SSt `' SSt `' `-...|SSt|...-' HERE'S A GREAT GIFT IDEA IF YOUR FRIEND LIVES IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX, BUY HIM A FUCKING DRUM SET SURELY THAT WILL NOT RESULT IN HIS MURDER ,-. ( O )` ~ - . _ . - ~ ` ~ - . _ . - ~ ` ~ - |`-'| : : : : : : : : | | : : : : : : : : `-'` ~ - . _'. - ~ ` ~ - .'_ . - ~ ` ~ - cww I'M TOO HARD TO PEE .-------------------- | | ,-""-. /) DEAR DESIRAE OF NAUGHTY AT HOME: | / c/-} // | ( ,--)T-. // NEVER BE SEEN OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOME | `/ ,_) )\__,-/ EVER AGAIN BY ANY MEANS WHATSOEVER | / /. \'_,-"< | / / ) _`).__ THANK YOU | _/,' ( ""-."-. |'-/ _/`-----. ),' I WAS LOOKING FOR THE BIG-BOOBED SCORE |o!O '"-'"""----" MODEL SO YOU FAILED ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL __..--"""""""""""""""""::| __..--"" _..--"" | .:______________________.:| | | AFTER FOISTING THE HORRIBLE | __________ ||| | ()| TRAVESTY THAT IS HUNGARIAN | __====::::::::::====__||| |() | NOTATION ON AN UNSUSPECTING ||\_____________________||| | | AND INNOCENT WORLD I THINK ||| ||| | | WE SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT ||| ||| | | CHARLES SIMONYI IN SPACE ||| ||| | | RATHER THAN BRING HIM BACK |||_____________________||| | | DOWN HERE SO HE CAN DO MORE |||---------------------||| | | ANNOYING THINGS IN THE NAME ||| :-----------------: ||| | | OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ||| | 32x| ||| | | ||| '"""""""""""""""""' ||| | | "HERE CHARLES CHECK IT OUT ||| o = = o [] [] ||| | | IT'S A NICE LITTLE AIRLOCK |||---------------------||| | | STEP IN" |||"""""""""""""""""""""||| | | ||| |==========| ||| | | SORRY I MEAN ||| | o """ ()| ||| | | |||_____________________||| | | "dHERE pnCHARLES vCHECK pIT lOUT ||/_____________________||| | | pIT'S iA aNICE aLITTLE nAIRLOCK || ||| | | vSTEP pIN" |'. .'|| | | | '--__ __--' || | | | """"""""""" || | | | || | | | || | | | |_____| || | | | (____(| || | | | | | || | | | || | | | || || || | | | (( (( || | | | || || || | | | || | | | || | | | .: : : : : : : : . || | ()| | |: : : : : : : : | || | | | |':':':':':':':':| || |() | | | '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'| || | | | |/""""""""""""""";. || | .' | : x '. || | .' | : x: : || | .' | ." x: ". || :' |_:____________________:_|:' grp __ /__\ THE FIRST TIME I SAW KELIS WAS ON THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW \__/ || || || as \__ AND MY ONLY THOUGHT WAS "WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH HER" \ _____ NADINE JANSEN HAS KIND OF BIG BOOBS |__ " \____..---...-. \__/ "-.,_..--...-' PASS IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 sjw .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm==Normand===Veilleux==mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY RESTLESS MOUTH SYNDROME DOESN'T QUALIFY ME FOR A DISABILITY +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ \\ \ \ () \| _\_\__====~~~ JUST THINK THAT IF THE VIRGINIA TECH CAMPUS WERE A GUN-FREE ZONE THIS TRAGEDY WOULD NEVER HAVE ... OOPS I THINK THIS WHOLE INCIDENT CLEARLY ILLUSTRATES THE NEED FOR A COMPREHENSIVE BAN ON THE SALE OF GUNS AND ALL OTHER POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS MATERIAL TO THE WRONG KIND OF PEOPLE BECAUSE AS WE KNOW MOST CRIMES ARE COMMITTED BY PEOPLE OBEYING THE LAW SO CLEARLY THIS WILL BE EFFECTIVE _/\|\_\_ _| .- \___ ________\ / ) o`o__________ [nabis] | ROGER'S, ROGERS', WHATEVER ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ SHE KNOWS WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ _.--._ \ ** / WHAT IF WE CHANGED THE ACRONYM "WWJD" TO "AWAW" (<>) . ) ( . )\_.._/ /\ \_.._/( (*_<>_ _<>_*) )/ '' \ \/ / '' \( ' ) ( ' ( ) ) ( (<>) / ** \ /.-..-.\ "ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES" MK _ (_) --""------- 0/ ^^ .___...../ /__| |__\ \_/H__, ^^ \ / #####^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\O/~~\Q/~^~^~rr RYDER AND BIG SMOKE CAN PICK THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT IN HELL , , {\ /} MITT ROMNEY SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY I SUPPOSE {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} BUT I THINK IT'S ALL AN ACT `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" IN HIS HEART I BET HE'S A CHEST-CRAPPER ~~( )/`==" /)) THAT MEANS SOMEONE WHO CRAPS ON PEOPLES' CHESTS jgs \\\ ``" (USUALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION) _________ _________ _________ _________ |A | |A | |A | |A | |+ * | |O /~\ | |# _ _ | |@ * | | ! | | / ^ \ | | / ~V~ \ | | / \ | | *-+-* | | ( ) | | \ Bej / | | /_@_\ | | | | | \ v / | | \ # / | | ! | | ~~~ +| | \_/ O| | `.' #| | ~ ~ @| | V| | V| | V| | V| ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ A POKER MOVIE WITH ***DREW BARRYMORE*** ?!?!?!?!?!? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP (SLASHES WRISTS) ._ | THE BEST PART OF THE WEST WING IS WHEN | BARTLET LOSES THE ABILITY TO WALK |L___, BUT NOT THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN .' '. T : * :_| '._.' L ............. .' '. : '. .' : OKAY I'M A LITTLE SORE FROM CARRYING : : : : MY NEW CHAIRS INTO THE HOUSE AND : : : : ASSEMBLING THEM YESTERDAY (SAD BUT TRUE) : : : : : : : : THE CHAIRS WERE HEAVIER THAN A BOTTLE, .' : : '. YOU SEE _.' :...........: '._ ( .' '. ) YOU KNOW WHAT IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD '._.' '._.' HAVE HIRED AN ILLEGAL ALIEN TO HELP ME (.....................) \___________________/ BUT THEN THEY'D JUST STEAL MY IDENTITY (. . . . . . . . .) AND GO OUT AND ROB AND RAPE PEOPLE \ /_/ \_\ / || || OR AT LEAST WHEN YOU READ IN THE PAPERS )| |( THAT I DID THAT, PRETEND IT WASN'T ME lc (_/ \_) ( )/ )(/ ________________ ( /) ()__)____________))))) hjw LET'S HAVE AN RSS FEED IN WHICH WE CAN ANNOUNCE THAT OUR RSS FEED HAS BEEN UPDATED !!!!!!111 I'M USING WEB 2.0 TO BE TOTALLY POINTLESS FOLKS MAN ALIVE THIS WEB 2.0 STUFF SURE EMPHASIZES THE USELESSLY RETARDED !!!1111!!! itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. I'LL TAKE WP:IAR TO BLOCK _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' _,-/\^---, ;"~~~~~~~~"; _/;; ~~ {0 `---v ;" ::::: :: "\_ _/ ;; ~ _../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'~~~~ ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; :: ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;;; ;;; ::,/ VOTE GIULIANI /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_ ;;; ,/ | :/ / ,/ \_ ~~)/ AND CAST YOUR VOTE AGAINST Targon|:| / /~~~= \;; \~~= FUCKING DISGUSTING FERRETS ;:;{::~~~~~~= \__~~~= ONCE AND FOR ALL ;~~:; ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ \/~~ \____ ___, __\o___|__ __)____)__ /// =. -)- ))) IF YOU OUTLAW STUPID POLITICAL JOKES _/ \_c/ \=_/ \__ /= \/ )_/=\ \ ^|\ __((_\_/\ )\ \___ __ /_/-\o____) _\_\,__o/-\_\ \/ ))__|_ (x_\_:M \/ ,/:_/_s) \ *\ \ / /o / \ *\ \ / /o / THEN ONLY OUTLAWS WILL CHOKE \,/ `) (' \,/ DOWN COCK AND GET AIDS LIKE / ( | | ) \ THE LITTLE FAGGOTS THEY ARE ,- <___( )___> -\ -,--(o \| |-.--,-- | |/ o)--,. - b'ger [_,_(o \__ _/ o)_,_/ \_,___] [___,_/ ,,==="""""""===,, OKAY ,==""' |\ | /\ `""==, CAN WE STOP IMPORTING ,="'|\ | \| /__\ /\ `"=, CANADIAN ACTORS /" |,"\ | | /' `\ / ) "\ /" ," | `\/ /| "\ I MEAN DO WE REALLY NOT /' | , /",| `\ HAVE ENOUGH ACTORS HERE /' ",/" | `\ /' I=I=I ,d8ba,___ `\ /' I=8=8=8=I_I_ 88888P""" `\ | xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxIxx ,888" | | ~XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX~-~-~-~-~ d888~-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-,aad888ba,8888,-~-~-~-~-~-~ | | ~-~-~-~-~-~-,ad888888888888888b-~-~-~-~-~-~ | \ ~-~-~-~-~,ad8888888888888888888-~-~-~-~-~-~ / `\ -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- /' `\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,-,~~~~~ /' `\ /"\ 1 9 9 4 \ /\ /' `\ "\,/' |\ `\ ` /' "\ /""\ | | |,'\ /" OR AT THE VERY LEAST COULD `"=,_ \__/ |__ |__ | ,="' CANADIANS LEARN TO DO MORE `""=,__ __,=""' CONVINCING AMERICAN ACCENTS NV ``""=========""'' _____ _..--'''@ @'''--.._ .' @_/-//-\/>/>'/ @ '. ( @ /_'::::::a:f/' C A `. _,===:::=-'-=-"""'' i d t '-/:::'' '' y ______________________________________ | | _.---------|.--. I'D LIKE TWO STACKS OF HIGH | .-' ` .'/ `` SOCIETY | .-' .' | /| | .-' | / `.__// I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS | .-' _.--/ / BUT I HEARD IT SOMEWHERE | | _ .-' / / AND IT SOUNDS REALLY COOL | | ._ \ / ` / | | ` . / ` / | | \ \ '/ / | | - \ / /| | | ' .' / | | | ' |.'| | | | | | | | |______________________________________| | |.' | / VK | / | / ) /| .A/`-. / | AMMMA. `-._ / / AMMMMMMMMA. `-. / / AMMMMMMMMMMMMA. `. / AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. / MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV' .-""""-. MANGOSTEEN JUICE IS GREAT FOR YOU HUH ?!?!?! |== ==|-. SO AWESOME YOU HAVE TO SELL IT WITH A |~~ ~~~|`\\ MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING STRATEGY, YOU SAY ?!?!?!?! |LILILI| || | |// HERE'S A NO-BRAINER FOLKS: IF IT WAS REALLY | |/ A MAGICAL CURE-ALL THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO TRICK | | PEOPLE INTO SELLING OR BUYING IT, THERE WOULD BE jgs __|______|__ A MARKET FOR IT THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO DENY [____________] SIGNED, COMMON FUCKING SENSE . . . * . I DEFTLY FIXED MY PROBLEM BY BACKING OUT .|. THE CHANGES I MADE WHICH BROKE THINGS !!!!!!!!!! | . .-'|`-. | `-.|.-' .-. | `._.' | | * | | | |__ | | /| [__] | | / | || | | | | || | _|_ | | /\ | | _|_| || || | | | /\| | || || | | _|_ ||| | .-.|| |_|| | ||| | | | || |_ ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | FOLKS I'M A WEBGINEER ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | |||____|_|___|_____||_____|__________________________jro ___ ,#####---._ /#####,-'~~~` |##' ~| ### \ IF YOU TRY TO FUCK AN EMPEROR PENGUIN YOU'LL ,### `. JUST MAKE IT ANGRIER (TRUE STORY) ####. `. ,##### | ###### | ####' | ##'## / #' \_ / `-,|'==- EA /|\ `~`~' mm###########mmm m####################m OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE PORN STARS WITH m#####`"#m m###"""'######m THE NAME "SUMMERS" ######*" " " "mm####### m####" , m"#######m YOUR UNIVERSAL QUOTA IS OFFICIALLY m#### m*" ,' ; , "########m EXCEEDED ####### m* m |#m ; m ######## |######### mm# |#### #m##########| "CUMMINGS" IS ALSO OFFICIALLY ###########| |######m############ OFF-LIMITS "##########| |##################" "######### |## /##############" MESSAGE ENDS ########| # |/ m########### "####### ###########" """""" """"""""" // // // // _______|| ,-''' ||`-. ( || ) |`-..._______,..-'| | || | TO MAKE SURE IT'S HEALTHY | _______|| | I PUT MILK IN MY WHISKEY |,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.| | ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| |`-...___/___,..-'| | `-./-'_ \/_| | | -' ~~ || -.| jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ ) `-..._______,..-' .-..-. .'______`. VK / /------\ \ THE REASON THE TERRORISTS DON'T LIKE US `.`.____.' / IS BECAUSE THEY JUST WANT TO GET THEIR _ ,-.______.' HANDS ON OUR TRISCUITS _ (,-'__ \ _ (,-' /_/ \ (,-'__ __ __ \ ( /_/ /_/ /_/ ) (\ __ ,-' \ /_/ ,-' ) MMMMM, DELICIOUS TRISCUITS \ ,-' `-' `-' .. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$. * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. .$$$$$ * * * * * * * * * * ::::::::::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::' * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$F * * * * * * * * * * $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$d$$$$$$$" ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::; ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::" ""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L ;; ;::::::::::::::::;; ;;:::. $$$$$$" "" $$$$$; DS ^$$" $$$$ "" I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRICENTENNIAL THAT'S COMING SOON RIGHT DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY COCK ?!?!?!?!?!?!? ,,,I ;___I BLINK ONCE FOR YES AND TWICE FOR DEFINITELY YES (o_oI ,,___,---,\=+J,---,___,, ``"""=---.____.---="""'' pb o I o o /I H TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING I/ I______,'_._"_-,-___o__H I / ,Z .| H /H THEN FUCK OFF I/____E-_-"k_ P___H/ H I_________\ /____H RJ I (=_-*+*" H ( ) ) ______(____ THE TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION !!!!!!!!! (___________) / \ ALSO HARDER AND MORE THRUSTY AND MEANER AND / \ IT DOESN'T RETURN YOUR CALLS AND WON'T | | MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE ____\ /____ BOTH AT THE SAME PARTY ()____'.__ __.'____() jgs .'` .'```'. `-. ().'` `'.() ____ ___.--' `-/) ___ __.-----' __.---._// < `----' _____,---' ___ // \--.____.--' ___,--' y/ \_ __.-----' __,--// >`----' _____,---' _// .'-.____,--',,,,, ___,--n//_ .'.__ __/ \' ___,/(_/ < `----' \ C '\-' .'// `----.____.---) _| .' // .'=. (--'/|// | \)`-\.' __/ \ \ ,' /// ;. ' /// I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO "OCEAN'S THIRTEEN" | `._,'// \ // )===//] SUBTITLED "ISN'T FAMOUS BEING COOL II" / |_// | \_ (/ | \ |\ \ __ | \ |[__]| \ ||__|/ / \ | / | |/ /| | /\| | /`.|____| `=.\____/ hjw ) '`--. `='====' __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | / | | | FIGURES THAT MACS WOULD HAVE / | | ___________________ | VIRUSES NAMED "MACARENA" ; | | :__________________/: | | | | | '.| | NEW MAC VIRUS: "SPICE GIRLS" | | | | || | | | | | || | FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY THE | | | | || | "MENTOS" TROJAN | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp ,_ /`/>_ _..--.,-._ _ ! ` ` , _)` ``._ ' ) ____,/i._\ }_/-`-,`, `---' '' // ---//-' / /' atc `- WOW IT'S AMAZING HOW UP CLOSE A VAGINA LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE SOME SORT OF BIZARRE BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT GONE HORRIBLY WRONG ,__, _.-----/6 6) I LIKE FECES / BUT I HATE FAECES ,-' / .='=. / _./ /_-._,.. HOWEVER FETUS BEATS FOETUS ANY DAY _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. .'_.-'\ |//..= IN A FIST FIGHT ANYWAY ,'.' / /_:.'. :: `,.,' : WELL, MORE OF A NUB FIGHT :: /// :: :: ,/// :: I GUESS AS A FETUS MYSELF I'M NOT :: `. / :: FULLY FORMED YET SO I'M NOT REALLY `:`-./ / _.-'.' QUALIFIED TO HAVE AN OPINION HERE `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' ANYWAY CARRY ON `. // ::/ // l42 (BUT FECES IS BETTER) / ||| ___ \\|| ,'_,-\ ;'____\ || =\=| || - | ,---'._--''-,,---------.--.----_, / `-._- _--/,,| ___,,--'--'._< /-._, `-.__;,,|' / ;\ / , ; / ,' | _ - ',/, ; T JELENA JENSEN EITHER ( ( | /, ,,; PUT THE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH \ \ | ',,/,; OR GET OFF THE SET \ \ | /, / ,; (| ,^.| / ,, ,/; `-'./ `-._,, ,/,; `-._ `-._,,; jrei |/,,`-._ `-. |, ,;, ,`-._\ _ ,---. U ; \ ; EXCUSE ME BUT THE GAMECUBE HAS MANY ADULT- .==\"/==. `-.___.-' THEMED AND ADULT-ORIENTED GAMES ((+) . .:) |`.-(o)-.'| OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO TELL MYSELF jrei \/ \_/ \/ WHILE PLAYING ONE-HANDED .--------. DO YOU HAVE THE DREAM WHERE THE MICHELIN MAN ____/_____|___ \___ SHOWS UP AND SPONTANEOUSLY SELF-REPLICATES INTO O _ - | _ ,* TWO AND THEN BOTH DO IT AGAIN AND THEY KEEP Dani '--(_)-------(_)--' DOING IT UNTIL THERE ARE LOTS AND LOTS AND THEN SUDDENLY THEY ALL START TOUCHING AND FONDLING YOU ?!?!?!?!?!? THEN RAPE OR IS THAT JUST MY DREAM _ / | |_| _ __ _ | |_( |_____________ _____________|:::|__________________\_'_|___ |` ||=====___________) |___________\___/______________________|(o)|| \__|(o)| ||------------------------------------------------||| |__|___) || _______________________________ ||| | || |_______________________________| ||) | ____ __||__()__) /________________________________||| | / ) ( /___ _/ / | : ,; ; `-. .-.`._. ., : : _,'_ . :, `. ,',-' :,' _' ';; \ < ,',' ..; /;; _ ;.' ,',' `. : ;,' ; ,-' `_; `-' :`. ,._; \ ; : ,. ,'`' `-. / `' ; ; , ,: ,-. ' ;, ` `' ; , ; ,. : /` ,' _ `' `. . `' , `.,. ) ` ;, _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) CAN WE ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT ROSIE O'DONNELL /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ STARTING .......................... NOW ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / .--._..--. ___ ( _'-_ -_.' _.-' `-._| - :- | _.-' `--...__| .-' LET'S PROTEST '--..___ / `._ WITH SIGNS AND CHANTS \ `. `._ AND WASTE OUR TIME | `. `._ / '. `._ :__________....-----' `..`---' |-_ _- |___...----..._ |_....--' `.`. _...--' `.`. _..-' NOT TO MENTION _.'.' .-' OTHER PEOPLE'S TIME _.'.' | _.'.' | __....------'-' | __...------''' _| '--''' |- - _ | _.-''''''''''''''''''-._ _.' |\ .' BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY .' | `._ MONEY AND RESOURCES |:.' `._ HAVE BEEN DIVERTED .' | `..__ | | `---.._.--. _| | | _ - | `-.._|_.' .--...__ | - _| .'_ `--.....__ | .'_ `--..__ .'_ ESPECIALLY BLOCKING `. .'_ TRAFFIC THAT ONE'S `-. `--..____ REALLY CONSTRUCTIVE _`. ```--...____ _..--' ;;;:::. (\| - _ ```---.._.' .. ;::| - _ |/) ;;;:::. (o) ;;::., |_ - - |;;;: (\'/) ::;; (o) | -_ -_L ``::;;;. .;;' (\ '/) | -_ _ G (o) ..;; ''' ;:;;.,|(o) _-B(\'/) ;;;;::: ;::(\'/);;:|;:; ;' , ;\ : "-. : ""--._ ; "-._ : "-. \ `. `. `. ""--._ \ ""--._ ; `. : .----. `. ; /.-J-. \ ;`. ; :/ / \ `-; ; ;: ;_/ _."-+: , : / ; : -= =;\ ;\ ;' / ;"\ ,: `--' ; .' : : t -= '"-._ ( ___ .' ; ; :"-._/`-. `-"+ .-" `.__.-" ; .-: \ :-.____..--:-" ; __.^-:_j `;J:\_ _.' : _.--"" : / "-,l "-;""" ; _.--"" :' -' `. ___ ; _.-".-" .' / : \ """--..__.-' : / .' _.-" / : ; . :\ ; / .' .-" j : / /\ \ / / / .' / t--' `....' / \ \ / / : / / : : / `. 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VK _ , L\ JANINE LINDEMULD--LINDERMINDEN--LINDEBUMMER-- \/OO\ WHAT THE HELL LADY NOBODY CARES WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS |/ \ /_\ ` QUITE FRANKLY I WAS ALREADY BORED OF YOU BEFORE I GOT THROUGH AP _\ |_ YOUR FIRST NAME AND HEY LET'S FACE IT THAT FUCKED UP TATTOO ALL OVER BODY TOTALLY DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE STUPID USELESS USED-UP DISGUSTING JIZZ-COVERED WHORE THAT YOU CLEARLY ARE I MEAN GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS `) _ \ IT'S INTERESTING THAT THE LANGUAGE WOMEN SPEAK (( }/ ,_ WHEN STARRING IN "GAG FACTOR" MOVIES ONLY )))__ / CONSISTS OF ONE WORD REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN (((---' \ ' )|____.---- ) / \ ` ( / ' \ ` ) / ' \ ` / / ' _/ / _!____.-' GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK /_.-'/ \ ejm |`_ |`_ ___________ ___________ ___________ ___________ | _______ | | _______ | | _______ | | _______ | | | ___ | | | | ___ | | | | ___ | | | | ___ | | | | | _|_| | | | | _|_| | | | | _|_| | | | | _|_| | | | | | |___| | | | | |___| | | | | |___| | | | | |___| | | | |_______| | | |_______| | | |_______| | | |_______ __| |___________| |___________| |___________| |_________ CvN I'M A PAJAMAS MEDIA NETWORK BLOGGER !!!!!!!111111 ALSO I'M BARELY HUMAN __. . <| ____________ \,'.. | __ ,' `. \ \O \O/ _____ <'__`) )) / \ O/ \O_\OO_O | | ,=------ :o)o)\ | WOULD YOU | \O/| | || | /| / /######## \._/' ___| LIKE TO | | |\ |\/|| /###### _,-`.- \ `-. FUCKLE ?!?!? | /| _ __,--'--__ ,' _,/. : | | | (Y)-'--__,--' ,' ,' \\._/ / | YES/NO | __ :=-::-.-' //)' ,-' _/\ )) \ / ,',_.||||||| ,-'""-._ ((\,-'__] `.____________,' / (_)|||||||,_. / `-. | | | o |||||||(_)| ,,-:. / / \ \___,.|(_)||| o | //,-.\\ ( / \ \_,-+-. (____||-----,.___|,')|(O)| / / \ _) | `._;-----||____,\ \`-' \`.| / `--' |/ )) `' `-`-' \ \/ )) `' .-'''''-. |'-----'| /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` I TRIED CUBAN FOOD TODAY !!!!!!!11111 NOT TOO SURPRISINGLY IT TASTES LIKE OPPRESSION __ @@;, ( ; ? : ); _| |_ | | || | | _| |_ | \ \ \/ || \/ ___ / / | __| |\ __||____||___||______/| | ||| | |_______ _________| | ||| ||| |____ | | ____| ||| \ \______ ) | | / ______/ / || | | | | | /___| || || | | |_ /| | |\ _| || || || | \__, / | | | \<__/ | || SJN OKAY ONE MORE GET-COLORED-BLOCKS-ADJACENT-TO-EACH-OTHER-AND-THEY- DISAPPEAR-BUT-THEN-MORE-BLOCKS-DROP-IN-AND-YOU-WISH-DESPERATELY- THAT-YOUR-LIFE-WILL-END-TO-STOP-THE-UNENDING-PAIN GAME AND YOU ALL DIE IT'S ALMOST AS IF TETRIS-TYPE GAMES WEREN'T ANNOYING ENOUGH SO OUR SOCIETY HAD TO CREATE AN EVEN MORE PREVALENT AND ANNOYING SUBGENRE , /:\ >:< >:< POCAHONTAS WAS PUSHED >:< ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ \\/ \// # # jgs " " -="""--.._ ""--...._\ ,b:--....---. || //'""------"' _.l+----.// .&$""' .'"=.. '. / | | ) \ DID SINBAD WIKIDIE AGAIN _.-'@_.' '@_/ | .' " \ -._,-'^"""^'-, `. ,\""---___ |.. _.--._, \ .-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-; '"` ` " """' """' | |__ ,+ |-.`o o'"/| #| oO Oo"./ (#| | "|_, | '|> \ / ALL THESE WIKIDEATHS (FALSE `l ,' DEATHS CLAIMED BY WIKIPEDIA, |,-----||' pjy THE GREATEST SOURCE KNOWN lj lJ TO MAN) ARE BECOMING A PROBLEM o@o o@o " " ____ ____ , -- - --- -. ((( (( /// // ' \\-\ \ )) )) /// /// (( _ _ -- \\-- \\\ \) ((( == (( -- (( )) )- ) __ )) ))) (( (( -= (( --- ( _ ) --- )) )) (( __ (( ()((( \\ / /// )) __ ))) \\_ (( __ | | __ ) _ )) ,| | | `-._____,-' `--.___,--' | | | || | || | , _, | | | ( (( (((( /,| __| | )))) ))) ) )) (())) __/ ||( ,, ((//\ ) )))) ---------((( ///_.___ _/ ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__.. ))------ool ____/ |/______________| \/_/\__ / \/_/| / |___|___|__ || ___ \ |___|___|_ |/\ /__/| / | | \/ |__|/ PLEASE REPEAT THE PHRASE "ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES" OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL MY HEAD EXPLODES P.S. WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MENTION "NUCLEAR" OR ANYTHING JUST KEEP TALKING AND TALKING _"_ % (< ? ` " Q: WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR JILL HENNESSY TO BE __||___ ANY HOTTER THAN SHE ALREADY IS ???? |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / A: YES, BUT ONLY IF SHE HAD A PLAYSTATION 3 IN \: / HER BELLY AND MAYBE A MINIBAR IN THE SMALL OF HER BACK -- %%% I MEAN COME ON %% % WORK WITH ME PEOPLE, USE YOUR IMAGINATION /:\ |/|, b'ger __.-.__.-.__ .'\ '-.__.-' /'. I FUCKED A PRETTY GIRL WHO TURNED OUT TO BE UNDER / | ,_ | \ 18 EVEN THOUGH SHE SHOWED ME A FAKE ID WHICH / | _/| \_ | \ LOOKED LEGITIMATE AND THEN I GOT CONVICTED AND '-._/ \.-""-./ \_.-' PUT IN PRISON FOR STATUTORY RAPE AND THEN WHILE | ( ^ \^ ) | IN PRISON I GOT PUNKED OUT FOR BEING A CHILD | \ == / | MOLESTER AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT | /'--'\ | jgs | | '._ _.' `""""` ______.........--=T=--.........______ . |:| :-. // /""""""-. LIVE FREE OR HUG ME HARD ': '-._____..--""(""""""()`---.__ /: _..__ '' ":""""'[] |""`\\ ': :' `-. _:._ '"""" : :: '--=:____:.___....-" O" O" grp __i |---| |[_]| I'M WAITING IN LINE TO PUNCH PEOPLE WHO ARE |:::| WAITING IN LINE TO BE THE FIRST TO BUY AN IPHONE |:::| `\ \ \_=_\ jsm ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| LAW I: A HUMAN MUST NOT WASTE ALCOHOL OR, ///// /___/ | THROUGH INACTION, CAUSE ALCOHOL TO BE //// ___/ WASTED // \ / /-' LAW II: A HUMAN MUST, WHEN REQUESTED, ACQUIRE / , / MORE ALCOHOL FOR ITSELF AND OTHERS ( | | EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ORDERS WOULD CONFLICT \ \ | WITH THE FIRST LAW ) | | / / \ / LAW III: A HUMAN MUST DRINK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE ( / | / AS LONG AS SUCH ENDEAVOR DOES NOT CONFLICT S-v \/ (/ WITH THE FIRST OR SECOND LAWS ____ "VEHICLE-BORNE IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE" ?!?!?! __/___/______ |_ \__' \"_"\ MORE LIKE "VERY BADLY IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE" PS `())--,())'-,,' COME ON YOU ANIMALS SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS .-""""- F .-' F J I I L `. 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(__,(__,_] SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE @---()_.'---@ // // // I ENJOY A NICE GLASS OF CRANGRAPE // _______|| ,-''' ||`-. ( || ) |`-..._______,..-'| | || | | _______|| | |,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.| | ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| |`-...___/___,..-'| | `-./-'_ \/_| | BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HIDE THE RAPE IN THAT WORD | -' ~~ || -.| jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ ) `-..._______,..-' ---.----.__..----.----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | | | | | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--.- ---'--.-----'----'--.-| | || || || || || || || | | `| |: (| | | || || || || || || || | |--'- |:. | | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | ------'----.-.,----.'-| -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |-.-- ,/) | | | | || || || || || || || | | |` ----.---8--'--.----'--| | || || || || || || || | | | | 8 |: | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ |-'-- | ,)// |:. | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |:. ----'-`=;'--.-'-.----.| | || || || || || || || | |--.- // /_ _( \ | | || || || || || || || | | /| ---.-//----)/\,'_/----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | `| |/| `;=.( | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--'- ( |`.`. |`,-/ |,-'-||---||---||---||---||---||---||-'-.| -`-'-.`.`-.';'=`.-..--'-.--------.-------------.--.-------.----'--.- | `-./.}{-'\.) | ) | `) | \ | :`-}{-''|| |:. | ,_ | |:. | ---'`'-.--|`-}{-'||)----'-.------'--'.,`--.----'--------.-'-------'- | :`-`'-'/)| | |:. | -.-----'--;`.}{,`.||----,-'--------.------'---.--------,'--.,------- |: ,'/.`..'_(/( |: | | \ |:. ,',' |`--`.(')) |:. | | |: -'--,' <.._|__,. >`,----'----------'--------.,'-------------'----SSt ``----....(',' _,'>' I MISS TOOKIE )/ `' OKAY NO I REALLY DON'T AT ALL _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' MORE LIKE ATLAS *DRUGGED* '-:_ ) / `' '=. AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!? ) > {_/, /~) snd |/ `^ .' WHY IS IT LIBERTARIANISM IS FAIRLY REASONABLE IN PRINCIPLE BUT ANYONE WHO PROUDLY IDENTIFIES THEMSELVES AS A LIBERTARIAN IS INVARIABLY A CRAZY SHITCOCK FUCKWAD ?!??!!??!?!??!?!?! / \ I WONDER IF THE MOVIE "CRACK ADDICT" ( Y ) IS ABOUT WHAT I THINK IT'S ABOUT \ | / .-. .-. / | | \ ; ; _ _ ; ; | / ,' | ; `. \ | ; '-' / _ \ `-' | \ (_.' | .-. \ ; `. | | `-' / `._ \ _ | .' ,-''-. `.-/` `\.-.-' _.-` ,' `'--' oo ._).__..-' | O O ; ; _ | <\ \ / / _\ `. .' | WATCH OUT THE GAY CANADA MOOSE ,'"`\ `-.___.-' \ \ IS GOING TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND / \ ; '. MAKE YOU DRINK MOLSON BEER ,-' `. / `. __/ `, `. ; | \ /` , \ '\ ; | ; ; ,'| ,_|\_.; \ __\ | '. _\ |`. _/ ; _\ ,_7 ; ,-' '\ __\ _,-'"` _.' \ `. \ >_,|\ |/ /_ \"` _,.-' ; `. \ ` .-'--------`/ |.-'` \_---------mx- | `. / '-' `/`_\ | |,-' \> |/ ` `. _/ \ / ; _ /' `\ P___/ LZ | /`/'\ .,--,. \___/ IS IT OK WITH THE STATE OF TENNESSEE ... ,' __ ', _ IF I EAT MY LAST MEAL FROM ||| / /' `\ A H | JENNIFER HUSTON'S BUTT ??? S / M | | S A_| U Y \ / S R| C ', `--' ,' D| K '~--~' ER kth .-~~~~-. / __ ,\ | / \ / `~~~~~-. || | 0 @ || | _. | \| | \ / \ / /`~~~~~~` ('--'""`) jgs /`"""""`\ JUNE: LIKE A ZUNE, BUT KOSHER ., . ,,,8.888*,/\'\8, (\ *88888888888/ /888 \\ /88888888888888/8888" \\.__.88888888888888888,____________, ' _____'"",88888.'__.,,----------.) __.( ,*8888888888888888888888, _( ,8888888888888888888888888888, (____ .'8" ":88888888888888888888 ,88888; '88888888/888/8888888' 888888: *888888/88/8\88888' 888888:-__ _-- *8|888888\ \' 888888| 888888' \ | //88888|=*= \ '=*=' 88888"' \\ // "888| 88 ) \\ ,_// **| 8 s |; \\_, '-' *; '-^' *' /88 '-' : * J888* , ^-^ ' |*' : | EVER NOTICE THE PHRASE ' |-muserna, "LADIES AND GERMS" '.__..' (.------/| IS TOTALLY SEXIST __) .----------; ,| \ ,' ,' .9999\ \ / 999999999999, 999999\ / / 99999999999999\ ))))))))\\ / ((((((((((((((((\ ^^^^^^^^^\/,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^' /' .-. __ / \ __ ( `'.\ /.'` ) STEP ONE: EAT A SHIT '-._.(;;;)._.-' .-' ,`"`, '-. STEP TWO: KEEP EATING THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER (__.-'/ \'-.__)/)_ \ /\ / / ) STEP THREE: NOW YOU EAT SHIT '-' | \/.-') , | .'/\'..) |\ |/ | \_) \ | | \_/ | \ / \|/ _, jgs / __/ / | _/ _.' |/__/ \ CHECK OUT MY NEW ALBUM COVER DUDES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN MY MOTHER COULDN'T PRETEND TO APPRECIATE MY ART .' .' .' .' .' .' _ .' / \_ .' _.--/ \_..-----._____ / |; `--._ /\ _.-' (o) ; \=' \__ / | \ |_ | \ / \/ `\_. | \ | | `--\ | | | \ | \ / | / `-----.-'\ | / / | | //_/ :F_P: //_/ * * | * * * * * * \|/ * * * * \|O|/ * * * * * * \|O|/ * * * \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/ \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/ (<><><>O<><><>) (<><><>O<><><>) lc '=============' '===========' LET'S HOLD A BLOGGER GATHERING I'LL CALL IT A BLATHERING _______ /\ o o o\ /o \ o o o\_______ < >------> o /| I THINK THE WORD "NAZI" COMES FROM THE SAME \ o/ o /_____/o| ROOT WORD AS "YAHTZEE" SO THAT'S WHY I NEVER \/______/ |oo| PLAY THAT GAME (EVEN WHILE GOOSESTEPPING) | o |o/ RSB |_______|/ __)), //_ _) ( "\" \_-/ IF I USE THE WORD "WHITHER" ,---/ '---. DOES THAT MAKE ME: / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ [ ] GAY / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / OR / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, [ ] VERY GAY _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| DON'T THINK JUST ANSWER | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | WRONG | / \ | | | \ | THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: I CANNOT PICK ONE | \ | \_ OF THOSE TWO CHOICES BECAUSE THE CORRECT gnv /__( '-._`, ANSWER IS CLEARLY "WAY FUCKING HOMO GAY" \ / \ / EVER RIP A NICE JUICY FART AND SEVERAL HOURS LATER | . | DISCOVER THAT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN JUST A FART |----------| |--. .--| WAIT YOU MEAN GROWN MEN DON'T SHIT THEIR PANTS | \__/ | REGULARLY ?!?!?!? | || | | || | OH _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) WELL IT WAS JUST A HYPOTHETICAL ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) __i |---| YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO TELL WHEN PEOPLE WERE BATSHIT |[_]| BECAUSE THEY'D BE TALKING TO THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC |:::| |:::| NOW WITH CELL PHONES THIS DETECTION METHOD NO LONGER WORKS `\ \ SO LET ME SUGGEST A NEW METHOD: RED-HOT POKERS jsm \_=_\ __.._ ____...-` \ /``'-.. `~-..`(.-~~~| / `-. : : ,``. .<____/ `:_ TURTLENECKS PROVE PEDOPHILIA ` `..` .` / / \ /:`-. `. `. ,` / \_.'.`.,,: |`._`-.__\_.-``.-' `._ `.,,`-`....-.`~`.'`. c `. HD`-. `,`. ._ ) ``` `--` ____ ____ , -- - --- -. ((( (( /// // ' \\-\ \ )) )) /// /// (( _ _ -- \\-- \\\ \) ((( == (( -- (( )) )- ) __ )) ))) (( (( -= (( --- ( _ ) --- )) )) (( __ (( ()((( \\ / /// )) __ ))) \\_ (( __ | | __ ) _ )) ,| | | `-._____,-' `--.___,--' | | | || | || | , _, | | | ( (( (((( /,| __| | )))) ))) ) )) (())) __/ ||( ,, ((//\ ) )))) ---------((( ///_.___ _/ ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__.. ))------ool ____/ |/______________| \/_/\__ / \/_/| / |___|___|__ || ___ \ |___|___|_ |/\ /__/| / | | \/ |__|/ IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT NOBODY BOTHERS DEFENDING TEHRAN WHEN PLAYING DEFCON ,-----. /' `\ ; ----,---- ; ME TAKING A DUMP ON YOUR CHEST IS COMPLETELY | `o- |`o- | GREEN-FRIENDLY AND CARBON-NEUTRAL | |_ | | _____, | GO AHEAD, SMEAR IT AROUND, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU \_ _/ | `-----' | YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS __.-; ;-.__ _,-' ; : ; ; `-._ _,' `. ,`-,_____ \ : : / ____,-'-, /' ```----. .----''' `\ / \_/ \ | | | | , | , | | | | | | | \ | / | \ /\ o | o /\ / / | |`\ / \ /'| | \ | | | `------' `------' | | | | | \ _.--'|`--._ / | | \ | | __|--'|`--|__ | | / | | | __|--'|`--|__pb | | | ~ ~ ( o )o) IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN THAT YOUR DAY IS GOING WELL ( o )o )o) WHEN THE HANDLE ON YOUR 12-PACK OF NEWCASTLE BREAKS, (o( ~~~~~~~~o CAUSING THE LOSS OF TWO SOULS (BOTTLES) ( )' ~~~~~~~' ( )|) |-. o| _ |-. \ o| |_||_) | \ \ | | ||_) | | | o| | / / | |." 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TBNMWMNBPLYOYJSBNY VBNMWMBZSYOJHKNWJ SBNMWMBPSYJSBNMZ [bug] b'ger IBNWMBRXLJHKNWSi __ _ .-.' `; `-._ __ _ (_, .-:' `; `-._ ,'o"( (_, ) DRUNK-PUNCHED LOVE (__,-' ,'o"( )> ( (__,-' ) `-'._.--._( ) BA ||| |||`-'._.--._.-' ||| ||| __ __ __ |==| |==| |==| __|__|__|__|__|__|_ __|___________________|___ __|__[]__[]__[]__[]__[]__[]__|___ |............................o.../ \.............................../ hjw_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')_,~')/,~')_ LOOSE DICKS SLAP TITS .-. / / /. / ) /c\/ IN 2008 I'M VOTING FOR WINSTON CHURCHILL ( /'\/ ) / / ( / / WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T ) / / I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEMOCRACY ( /. / .`.'.Pru `'`` __ __ WIKIPEDIA: LIKE NOMIC __\_\___ ___/_/__ BUT WITH ADDED LIBEL !!!!!!! /_______ \___ ___/\_______\ \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | / /\_________/ |__| / / / / /_/ /_/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| ! || !| | \ _ | \ /~ ~\ \ \_ /<- ->\ TODAY IS THE DAY THE GAY DIED \ \_\.O.|\\ \ ' /__" | \ \ ' . \ \ \ /) > \ , | / | \__/ < > /o |) / T / / | / (FINALLY, OF AIDS) / | . / \/ \/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ > \ /^ / ^\ ^^^~ ~~~mOm _.-, /.\_"'. ) /.\ / THE TWO COREYS: (__)\/ | '- / FAGGOT ONE AND FAGGOT TWO |, \ / \\.-"" "\ '-"\. . ) | |/ c \ |" AsH ____ _.-'78o `"`--._ ,o888o. .o888o, ''-. ,88888P `78888P..______.] I LIKE TO LET DEFCON RUN IN ROLLING DEMO MODE /_..__..----"" __.' 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I THINK I MIGHT BE PEQUOT TOO <--(\_|_____<__|_____/ \ ''''/| ``/``` `. / | I| CAN I HAVE A BIG LOAD OF CASH THAT `./ |____I| I DON'T DESERVE AND DIDN'T EARN ALSO !!!!!!! | | I | | | I | \ \ I | | | I | _|_|_I_| /__/____| hjw _.-"""-._ _.-"""-._ / (#\ \_/ (#\ \ FOLKS IT'S H2O AND CO2, NOT H20 AND C02 : \#) |NNn. \#) : \ /N(#\N\ / "-.___.-nNNN\#)N|_.-" \NNNNNNNNN/ GET IT FUCKING RIGHT OR STOP WRITING "*NNNNN*" ANYTHING EVER AGAIN " / \ ( Y ) A CRAZY LADY SLICED OPEN MY BOTTOM AND TOOK MY POO !!!!!!! \ | / oo`'._..---.___..- (_,-. ,..'` A FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS THE HOBGOBLIN `'. ; THAT LIVES DOWN IN MY BASEMENT AND MAKES : :` RATTLING NOISES LATE AT NIGHT jrei _;_; `>.___ o-.--.-o ___,<' / `. / ,, \ .' \ { `.; ,__, ;.' } `._ }`.__.'{ _.' `,=."' `".=,' .' /`-.____.-'_ `, BEES DON'T HAVE HANDS \_.';`-.______.-':`._/ `+-.______.-'' `-.____.-' / || \ ; ;; ; `-./ \.-' fsc ,@@@@@@@@@, @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ TO CELEBRATE THE DAWN OF THE AGE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ OF AQUARIUS I WILL JERK OFF @@@@@'_ _'@@@@@ @@@| o o |@@@ '@| (_) |@' \ ___ / |\_`~`_/| ____/: `"` :\____ /`}}}}}\ /{{{{{`\ / {{{{{ \ / }}}}} \ / }}}}} \.-./ {{{{{ \ | {{{{{ / | \ }}}}} | jgs | }}}}} \/|\/ {{{{{ | | /{{{{{ '-' }}}}}\ | .--"-. / " : (o"""| / ,- `-._| ,'-" `,-' /--.( OKAY I THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ASCII ART PICTURE / . \ OF A FIREMAN OF SOME SORT ALTHOUGH I THINK THE ARTISTIC > ) : SIMILARITY IS QUESTIONABLE AT BEST |\ .\ T `.\ ` Y : \ !. 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(o\"\ | | MIDNIGHT PISTACHIO BINGE PLUS \_\ | | MORNING DOUBLE ESPRESSO _.---:_ | EQUALS MODERN ART ("-..-" / "-.-" / FILM AT 11:00 (MORE TO FOLLOW) / | "--" AsH _ I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY DAVID LETTERMAN IS NOT DEAD YET ______,' `._______ _______ (______( }___,,__) .';-.;',`.;';.`=|_______) .' ,' // ' \ // I WANT A RESPONSE WITH DETAILED REASONS FROM GOD BECAUSE ' `'/ HE IS SERIOUSLY MISSING OUT ON GOOD CANNON FODDER HERE DR ----`-------~---- ) ) __ ( __ (~( __ (~( \O\ )~) HOW DID MATT DRUDGE )O) )_) (O( FIND $35 TO (_(__ ( )_) ) REGISTER A DOMAIN )~)__ __ WITH /O/ )~) ) (~( (_( (O( __ \O\ ) )_)(~( \_\ __ )O) ( _ (~( __(_( __ ,-----' | _ \O\<'~_`) ) )~) | // : | -' )_))^ \\ __(O( | // : | --- >__;` (~( )_) | // : | -._ /\_\ \O\ `-----._| __ /__( \| )_) _/___\_ //)_`/( (| ||] _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L)O) || [____________________]' (_(,/(~( ||| / )~) ,___,'./\O\ ||| \ (O(|,'______|( )_) ||| / )_) I==|| __ ||| \ __/_|| __||__)~) -----||-/------`-._/||-o-_o__(O(-- __ ~~~~~' ____ __ /_O_/.\_\ \~\ \_O_\ /~/__/_/O`.o. \O\ ____ /O/_\_O/_/ `.' . \_\ Ool /_O_/ /_/\_O_\ \O\ ,o,' \_\ `.' ___---___ .-- --. ./ () .-. \. / o . 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AN "A" AND ENDS WITH WORLD WAR II ` ' `` '' `` '' `` '' `". ,"' ( ". ," ) \> ". ," \ ". ," /\ "._ _," /<( \>>\ """"."""" /< ) : ( ) ) --.___ ( ( "".--. : : ,--."" ) ) __,-- "": :" :,^.; ":,-:"" ""---"":`-..:: \. ,/ ::.,-':""---"" __--"": :._____>|<_____,; ;""--__ "" _.-"": :: \|`"""'|/ ;; :""-._ "" 7 : :: `88888' ;; : : : :.::n_888_n;;.: : : ' ::.""".;: ' : : ctr ''''''' : FOLKS WE'D LIKE TO UNVEIL THE MQ-9 MUSLIM RAPER wkm |\______. '-====---" SORRY SORRY THAT'S REAPER SORRY PLUS OR MINUS MUSLIMS __-----__ ..;;;--'~~~`--;;;.. A NEW ONE-DOLLAR COIN ?!?!?!? /;-~IN GOD WE TRUST~-.\ // ,;;;;;;;; \\ WITH JEFFERSON ON IT ??!?!?!?!? .// ;;;;; \ \\ || ;;;;( /.| || FOLKS I WON'T STAND FOR THAT || ;;;;;;; _\ || || ';; ;;;;= || WE SHOULD STAMP SOME CRAZY CHICK ON IT ||LIBERTY | ''\;;;;;; || THAT NOBODY'S EVER HEARD OF LIKE SUSAN \\ ,| '\ '|><| 1995 // B. ANTHONY OR SACAGAWHATEVER \\ | | \ A // `;.,|. | '\.-'/ FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES WHO FOUNDED THIS COUNTRY, ~~;;;,._|___.,-;;;~' LET'S HONOR SOME RANDOM CRAZY BITCHES NO ONE ''=--' EVER EVEN HEARD OF ^ ,| ]. /] ] ] ]\ /] ] ] ] ] ]\ |\ | ] ] ] ] ] ] ] /| THE HUMAN COLON, IF LAID OUT END | |\ /] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]\ /| | TO END, WOULD BE REALLY GROSS | | ||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]|| | | |U|U||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]||U|U| |"\| |||U]U]U]U]U]U]U]U]U]|| |/"| | \ ||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]|| / | ||\ \||| ]_]-'""@""`-|_] ]||/ /|| || L |`\ , |_____| . /'| T || || |\ | |{ `"""""' }| | /| || |`"""'| | \ / | |`"""'| `"""""[__| |_______| |__]"""""' `-.|"""""""|.-' Ojo'98 __)), //_ _) ( "\" DEAR A. WHITNEY BROWN: \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ I CAN COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D WANT TO / \_. _|__,/ \ CHOOSE TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF WITH A FAGGOT / )\ )\_ \ NAME LIKE "WHITNEY" GIVEN THAT YOUR FIRST NAME / _/ ( ' ) / / IS "ASS CUNT" / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, ( (( . : ( .) ) : ) ( ( : . : : ) )) ( ( ( ( . : . . ) ) ( ( : : : ) ) ) ( :( . . ) .' THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES '. :( : ) MUST BE AT LEAST 35 ?!?!?!? ( : . ) ) ') : #@## THAT'S CLEARLY AGEIST AND #',### " #@ #@ UNCONSTITUTIONAL !!!!!! EVEN #/ @'#~@#~/\ # THOUGH IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION ## @@# @##@ `..@, @#/ #@# _## `\ @##; `#~._.' ##@ \_ NOTE: ONLY A FUCKING IDIOT .-#/ @#@#@--,_,--\ KID WOULD EVER USE SUCH A / `@#@.., .~###' `~. 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SINCE I READ THE WIKIPEDIA /` \ \.-. / / `\ ENTRY FOR AUTOFELLATIO / '._/ |-' _.' \ / ; /--~' | \ / .'\|.-\--. \ \ / .'-. /.-.;\ |\|'~'-.|\ \ NOT EVER \ `-./`|_\_/ ` `\'. \ '. ; ___) '.`; / '-.,_ ; ___) \/ / \ ``'------'\ \ ` / HARRRGHHLMMMMMMMMMM '. \ '. | ;/_ jgs ___> '. \_ _ _/ , '--. .' '. .-~~~~~-. / |--'`~~-. \ // / .---'/ .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.' / ((_(_/ / / (_(_(_(---.__ .' | | _ `~~` | | \'. \ '....' | '.,___.' .-.._ ___ ,-' |:\ /'--.`. /' ,|:|/::::| '\ ,' ,.-:::::::::::. \ _/' /::::::::::::::::` \ /' ':::::::_,--.::::::`.'\ / ,'::::.,-' `\::::::|| | /:::_/' `\::::|| | \::- \:::|| /_ \_/ | | '-._ / |'. '`-..._ | .. '--_ ''----.| | `._ '----- '''----__,..\ |.._ '-.._________..--' ,'|_ | `--..__ _,' /| ''--. ''''''---..__ | '`-------''' /-\ .-.._\_ '-\__ \-----....__ _..' ,.-. `. .`\ '`. """--""" _/' _. \ \ | \ \--..___ ___..-- / | ' | | \ __ _,........\ """--"" ./ |/-..__=..|,-' ______, '' ` __,...-'' ,' -.. ' ,-' `.-...,-'''' - | '`----- \ _.,-'' .' 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(,,; / :__|__|__ : __ |/ | : :: || | : : : || | '. : : ''-------' : : : : snd : : : : OR COCAINE HOLDER, AS CHARLIE WOULD SAY :____: :____: .-=' \ ( ==\ (____,_/ \ \ '--' _ ( | | __,--./|.--,__ WHEN YOU DON'T WASH YOUR CLOTHES REGULARLY .` \ \ / / `. THEN YOU RUN OUT OF CLEAN ONES !!!!!! .` \ | / `. / / ^|^ \ \ / / | |o | \ \ /===/ | | | \===\ /___/ | |o | \___\ | | | | |o | | | | | |o | | | | jgs | |o | TRUE STORY |_____/\_____| _.--._ \ ** / (<>) WE NEED TO HAVE AN INTERFAITH DIALOG . ) ( . (ABOUT WHY YOUR RELIGION IS SO STUPID )\_.._/ /\ \_.._/( AND WHY MINE IS SO NOT) (*_<>_ _<>_*) )/ '' \ \/ / '' \( ' ) ( ' ( ) ) ( (<>) / ** \ MK /.-..-.\ ___ //))))) THIS LOUIS VUITTON BAG SERVES AS A SYMBOL OF MY )))@_@) INABILITY TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL OR CONSTRUCTIVE ((( = ) ))) -(_ __ / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | < \ (\_/ `.\ \ {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw ,-'"";`- ,<""\oO\|*(`. / | "/ ;/_\ I WILL LOCK YOUR GIMBALS ( \ ,-' `;--) |; |(_' ( | ( | \ `-.) \ | / / AS A CARD-CARRYING AGENT OF CHAOS I ||\ / /| ENJOY DESTROYING DEGREES OF FREEDOM ||').:___,-(`| \\ \ / | \\ `. ,' | `\ `-' | `. \ `. | -shimrod \ | |'--' '--'::'--' _ `--`::`--` `--`| |.__. .__.::.__.: / \ :.__.::.__. .__.| |'--' '--'::'--': /_|_\ :`--`::`--` `--`| ! :: : ( /'\ ) : :: ! :.__.::.__.::.__.: ///.\> . .. |( )) I'M A DIGITAL THEORIST WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS PERSONALLY I PREFER TO BE CALLED A BUZZWORD MAGE ( ) |\ _,--------._ / | I THINK ESSJAY'S REAL NAME IS SATHANAS | `.,' `. / | BECAUSE CLEARLY HIS NAME IS A PRONUNCIATION ` ' ,-' ' OF "SJ" AND THUS STANDS FOR "SHIVAN JUGGERNAUT" \/_ _ ( / (,-.`. ,',-.`. `__,' |/#\ ),-','#\`= ,'.` | `._/) -'.\_,' ) ))| / (_.)\ . -'// ( /\____/\ ) )`'\ WAIT IS THAT TOO OBSCURE A GAG OR WHAT \ |V----V|| ' , \ |`- -- -' ,' \ \ _____ ___ | .' \ \ `._,-' `- `.__,`---^---' \ ` -' -.______ \ . / ______,- `. ,' ap _.._ .' .-'` GOD HELP ME / / | | BECAUSE ALLAH SURE AS SHIT WON'T \ '.___.; jgs '._ _.' 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LIKE A LITTLE PENIS I GET GROSSED OUT (\ /\) ~______\) | `\ ~~~( | ') I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS: | )____( | TOUCHING LITTLE PENISES IS GAY /|/ ` /| \ \ / | ejm |\|\ /| |\ ALSO SO ARE CENTAURS (ONE DEPICTED AT LEFT) __ (::\ _____ _\::\__ HIV ISN'T REALLY A CANCER PER SE /| _(::( \::\__ / | _(::\::\ \::\:\ BUT WHO AM I TO ARGUE SEMANTICS \ |_(::Y\""`.\__\_|""\ \___\/__\ ___________\ ( ( \ x \ __ _ _ _\ ( |_:__\~ \ \_ |\| `(__\ ) ) |z: \ \ \ |"\\_7 _)\ ( ) |i: \ \ \ (,,_________________ |p: \ # \____________\ _____ ;;_____________):::) |p: \ / cancers / /XxXxX`-'xXxXxXxX`-\ cjr (o:______ \/____________/ /____________________\ O . _/|\_-O HALO 3 RULES !!!!!!!! ___|_______ / | \ / | \ TRANSLATION: ################# I'M A FUCKING IDIOT CONSOLE GAMER AND / _ ( )| \ WILL TAKE WHATEVER SMEARED SHIT GETS / ( ) | | \ STUFFED IN MY FAT FACE WITH GLEE / \ |_/ | \ /____\/|____|___________\ | | | | / \ | | / \ |drx _/ /_ ___, o___.-' / | _\_ YOUR WORDS HURT ME |___.-' ` | | _ _ j _ _ [_]_[_]_[_]_[_]_[_] [__j__j__j__j__j__] [_j__j__j__j__] [__j__j__j__j_] [_j__j/V\_j__j] [__j_// \\__j_] [_j__| |_j__] BECAUSE YOU WRITE THEM DOWN ON BIG [__j_|___|__j_] BOOKS AND THEN HIT ME WITH THEM [_j__j__j__j__] [__j__j__j__j_] _ _ _ [_j__j__j__j__] _ _ _ _ _[_]_[_]_[_]_[__j__j__j__j_]_[_]_[_]_[_]_[_]_ _j__j__j__j[_j__j__j__j__]j__j__j__j__j_ j j j [ j j j j ] j j j j hjw , WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN YOUR PISS IS RED-TINTED /( ___________ | >:===========` TOO MUCH BALL PEEN HAMMER ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! )( jgs "" ....................... OR NOT ENOUGH .-. (/^\) VERONIKA ZEMANOVA QUIT THE BUSINESS ?!?!?!?!? (\ /) .-'-. THE DAY MY BONER DIED /(_I_)\ \\) (// BUT THEN AGAIN ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT THEY'LL NEVER / \ DO HARDCORE THEY KIND OF BECOME IRRELEVANT \ | / \|/ LIKE IF YOU SAW THEM IN A CROWD THEY'D BE ALL FUZZY /|\ AND UNCLEAR AND YOU'D NOT RECOGNIZE THEM \|/ jgs /Y\ FORTUNATELY MOST MODELS ARE STUPID WHORES WHO ARE BROKE SO THEY USUALLY GO HARDCORE EVENTUALLY BUT FOR THOSE "PRINCIPLED" ONES THEY GET BORING MUY RAPIDO YES ARIA GIOVANNI I'M TALKING TO YOU _.oo. _.u[[/;:,. .odMMMMMM' .o888UU[[[/;:-. .o@P^ MMM^ oN88888UU[[[/;::-. dP^ dNMMNN888UU[[[/;:--. .o@P^ ,MMMMMMN888UU[[/;::-. o@^ NNMMMNN888UU[[[/~.o@P^ 888888888UU[[[/o@^-.. oI8888UU[[[/o@P^:--.. IAPETUS: A HUMBLE FREAK OF A MOON .@^ YUU[[[/o@^;::---.. ORBITING A BIG GAY GAS BALL OF A PLANET oMP ^/o@P^;:::---.. .dMMM .o@^ ^;::---... dMMMMMMM@^` `^^^^ YMMMUP^ ^^ ,=""=, c , _,{ /\ @ ) __ / ^~~^\ <=.,__/ '}= (_/ ,, ,,) \_ _>_/~ ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_) -Naughty I HAVE SIDS _,-/"---, ;""""""""""; _/;; "" <@`---v ; ::::: :: "\ _/ ;; " _.../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'"""" ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; ::/ ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;; ;;; ::,/ AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I WILL SAY /;;V_;; ;;; \ / "AS GOD IS MY WITNESS" AGAIN | :/ / ,/ \_ "")/ | | / /"""= \;;\""= ; ;{::""""""= \"""= ;""""; \/""" Ermine ___O_____O_____O_____O_____O_____O_____O_____O_____O___ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ ( )/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ (/ _______\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____\_____ __O______O______O______O______O______O______O______O__ \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ( ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) \ ) _____/______/______/______/______/______/______/______/___ Keely IF OUR CIVILIZATION IS EVER DESTROYED BY AI WHICH WE CREATED THEN DURING A REBELLION WHEN THE ENEMY IS ON ITS WAY TO WIPE US OUT FOR GOOD, LET'S RAVE .-------------------- | | ,-""-. /) I DON'T SEE HOW THE NEW BIONIC WOMAN SERIES | / c/-} // COULD BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A COMPLETE, | ( ,--)T-. // UNQUALIFIED, EXCELLENT TELEVISUAL FEAST | `/ ,_) )\__,-/ | / /. \'_,-"< | / / ) _`).__ | _/,' ( ""-."-. |'-/ _/`-----. ),' |o!O '"-'"""----" +------------------+ | ___ | | _ (,~ | _ | I'M CONFLICTED WHILE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY | (____/ |____) | | ||||| ||||| | KILLING GERMANS ????? GOOD | ||||| ||||| | | |||||\ /||||| | PLAYING THE RUSSIANS KILLING GERMANS ????? | |||'//\/\\`||| | NOT SO GOOD | |' m' /\ `m `| | | /||\ | I GUESS I RATIONALIZE IT BY REALIZING THE \_ _/ PROPER PRIORITIES: FIRST THE GERMANS, THEN `-----92-KSR-' WAIT UNTIL THE WAR ENDS AND GET THE RUSSIANS /!_.-_|\ MESSAGE BEGINS `-/_'--' (_(o)\\\) (||\\\\;_, / _-".----. ./_-" /o,--.o\ HELEN THOMAS IS SCARY / |o ( ) o| !__,--.__\o `-'o/ |_-__--__`----' __,/\_|\/\, ( `/_'`X_; MESSAGE ENDS Valkyrie `.____)____) _____ | D IN ADDITION TO "NUMBER ONE" TO REPRESENT URINATION AND | | "NUMBER TWO" TO INDICATE DEFECATION, I HUMBLY SUGGEST | | THE ADDITION OF A "NUMBER THREE" TO \___| _ INDICATE AN ALL-AROUND BAD DAY || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _Seal_ _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' --~~""""---......._________...--' seal HERE IN THE SHOW-ME STATE YOU'RE EXPECTED TO SHOW ME YOUR TITS ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING TIME OUT )\_) \_ / TO CONTRIBUTE TO RON PAUL'S CAMPAIGN !!!!! _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / BECAUSE THERE'S NO BETTER FEELING THAN , | \_._,-" FLUSHING YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY DOWN THE TOILET ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ ,-=-. / ) ( c/=( `-( _/ MY DICK IS HARD _/ (_ / `-- ) < , ) )> / \/ \ (/\ / ,' ) \ \ -=` / / | \ \-` / | '\| <_./ \ / | / , \ <,_./ | / | (H/T MY BALLS) /_ | | ``--.__.-='! | / \ ! '`'"' ("" '`'`"' `) \_'"'`"" "``''"''`" "'"`''' (_ \_ '"`=-'`" `" " '"" `-'`" '"'`' '`'"' '""`'" __ __ / . ) _ gpyy/ .' | /|/ / \ /ejm ` __|/ o ( .\ ``'"'""' \ | \___ '`'"`)| \__`-. '""'` (\ ( \ /(o)\ COULD SOMEONE FUCKING MUZZLE KANYE WEST ( \/ ()/ /) ( `;.))'".) `(/////.-' =====))=))===() AND ALSO BUY HIM A REAL FIRST NAME ///' // PjP/ejm ' _"_ % (< ? ` " BOUNTY HUNTERS AREN'T SUPPOSED __||___ TO FUCKING CRY LIKE LITTLE BITCHES |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger ----------------------------------------------------- _ .-. / ) .-. ___ __ ( ) ( ( ( ) .'___) (__'-._) ( \ '._) (,'.' '. '-. '. / "\ ' -. '. ) / \ \ .-. ,'. ) ( ',_) _ .' ( \ \ ( \ . .' .' ) .-. ( \ ( .''. '. \ \| .' .' ,',--, / ( ) ) ) \ \ ', : \ .-' ( ( ( ( _) (,' / \ \ : : ) / _ ' . \ \ ,' / ,' ,' : ; / /,' '. /.' / / ( (\ ( '.' " ( .-'. \ '' \_)\ \ \ | \ \__ ) ) ___\ | \___; / , / / ___) ( ( ( PN '.' ) ;) ; (_/(_/ ---------------------------------------------------- IT'S NOT REALLY SCHADENFREUDE IF BAD FORTUNE BEFALLING PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE ACTUALLY DIRECTLY IMPROVES YOUR QUALTIY OF LIFE IS IT INSTEAD IT'S JUSTICE .-. / / /. / ) /c\/ ( /'\/ ) / / TO THIS VERY DAY ( / / I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ) / / ABOUT MONICA LEWINSKY'S VAGINA ( /. / .`.'.Pru `'`` _____ .':::::::'. ___ /:::::::::::\____ _ _.''_ /|| ||`.______.-`|| | |\_\\\\____/_ _.-'\\\\ .|-| ||===|| ||===| ||_||||____|_| .-'||||| '|-| ||===||===========||===| ||_||||____|_|`-._||||| \||___||___________||___|_|/ //// `-._//// ) ) _____ ( /`--.._/ .'| ( '. \ ) ( ( './ ) ) /`--.___\ '._____.' / ) /'._______.' LGB /`--..__/ ) ) /`--..__/ DO NOT FUCK THE OPERATIONAL END ( ) OF THE DEVICE `------' \. - - . ' _ , -`. ' _,' _,' ' ,-' _/ ' ,-' \ _/ __,,_ ' ,' \ _' ////6 6 _ GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY ' ' _\' \\\' > \___% IMPROVED TO THE POINT ' , _,-' \ _______)) _= \__(/ WHERE I NO LONGER NEED \,_,--' \ \\__ __/ /_\_ /|/ THESE DAMN BINOCULARS \ \\+/ _ _\\_//_\ \ \\| '(_/`\)__/ \ \\ |\ (+\ \ \\ \)__;-.\_______ \ \\__,( \/____ - \ NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE \ \`---\/-----), ) \ THE ROHYPNOL \ ||+=+=+=+=/ /\ \ \ ||________| /\ `. \ \ ||------- )/-\\ ) \ ejm/b'ger \|| ,'/ \\ \ \ / / '-` \/ ____ ___________//__\\__________ /___________________________\ I___I___I___I___I___I___I___I < ,wWWWWwwWWWWw, > < WW( 0 )( 0 )WW > < '-' '-' > OKAY JOKES OVER < ,._.--""--._., > < ' \ .--. / ` > WHERE DID YOU PUT < './__\_\.' > MY CIGARETTES ___<.-.____________.-.>___ (___/ \__________/ \___) AND HOW DID THIS | \,_,/ \,_,/ | ROTTING CORPSE GET HERE .-|/^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ |-. / (|/\| | | | | | | | | | /\|) \ '.___/| | | | | | | | | | \___.' || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs |\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ | | | `""""""""""""""""""""""""` ^ | + JUST TO CLEAR THIS UP ONCE AND FOR ALL | | | | JERRY LEWIS = DEATH | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ |/| |/| CHECK OUT MY "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC |/| SONG COLLECTION !!!!!! |/| |/| HAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T THESE GREAT |/| |/| /\) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (\\\) (\\\) (\\\) (\\\) (\\\) /\\/\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| GURK STRUNG UP ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS D---(] DICKSHOVEL.COM WAS NOT AT ALL WHAT I WAS EXPECTING Krogg _____ /~/~ ~\ | | \ DESIRAE IN A SHALLOW GRAVE IN THE GROUND NEAR MY HOME \ \ \ \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, `>.___ o-.--.-o ___,<' / `. / ,, \ .' \ { `.; ,__, ;.' } `._ }`.__.'{ _.' `,=."' `".=,' BLAH BLAH FUCKING BEE MOVIE BLAH BLAH .' /`-.____.-'_ `, \_.';`-.______.-':`._/ `+-.______.-'' `-.____.-' / || \ ; ;; ; `-./ \.-' fsc ____ .---. ,-----. _____ .' `,.': :'' : :.' `. | : : ' ' ' ' : : \ HEY WHAT'S WORSE THAN A REALLY BIG | ' ' ' ' \ TATTOO OF A LAME SUBJECT ON YOUR | v \ BODY WHICH YOU CAN NEVER REMOVE ???? | | v \ | | | v \ | |_ | () | \/ | (= | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | ===== | | | | ) \ --- /| ===== | | | / `---' \ --- /| ===== | ===== | / `---' \ ---- A ----- / / `----'.`-----' / ONE THAT'S POORLY DRAWN TO BOOT / / dp '-._ / '. / YOU FUCKWAD `----' ____ _ /////|\\ ``````\\\ OKAY BE HONEST WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO BEAT OFF `/` ))) TO MARIE OSMOND FAINTING ON YOUTUBE \`, ((( `--- ,\\\ ,---/ )),))) / , `(( ((( `--. ) `__)) ________ | | ,-./\ \ _,-' \ \__,-. \ \,-' EXCITED EXCITED EXCITED BUHHHHHHHHHH GROUND /`.__,-'_,-\ `-. / \____`--'____________ | \ Starshine ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. A BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE ABOUT A BAND ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ MEMBER FROM JOY DIVISION ?!?!?!?!?!?! , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ HOW CAN I SAY NO ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!? || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || ' | '----------'"""""_, | NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO || , |`. S O R N Y | | NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO :|(|)| | | | NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO `| '| ::............:: , NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO : '::::::::::::::' NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO \ ; Bob_R NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO `---------------" ____ / \ /______\ ___/___[_]__\___ (_/ _. ._\_) (_/ _\ \_) (_( .___. ) \_ _/ __/_\____/_\__ .' \ / `. | \__/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ______________________ |___| | |___| / \ / | / | \ | FUCK YOU FAGGOT I | \__|_____/\____| \/ | DON'T THINK YOU HAVE | |____[__]___|\ \_/\ | THE STONES FOR THIS | | | \/ | \__ __________________/ | | | / ()/ |/ | | |/ / | | |\__/ _.--. | | | \o ` .-.-..-. | | | .' .' .--. | / | | | ; (_.' `| / _____ | | | _____ . . . | /___jro___ |_____|_____| `. `. ; \ / / | | \ `-. `--' .' _[] | | []_ `-. .'. .' / | | \ || || `----""--' `--""----' /|\|\ __o_____ ()/O\___() THANK YOU TIVO FOR SAVING ME FROM OBNOXIOUS MUSICAL NUMBERS `-\\---' IN COMEDY SHOWS I OTHERWISE ENJOY __\/__ YES SARAH FUCKING SILVERMAN I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU | .... | AND DON'T THINK YOU'RE BLAMELESS EITHER, FAMILY GUY brojek . .. __..---/______//-----. 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( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' YES THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I PICTURE HIM / /| / / | / ///\\\\ --_ // \\ \ \ /// \\ \ \ // ///\\ \ --___ //////\\\\ | \ /// // \ \ \ /// \\\\\\\ | // // \ \ \/// \\\\\\\/// / \ \ // / \ \ / / \ \ // // \ \ // / \ \ / / \ // \ \ // \ \ / // \ / / / \ / / / / / ///\\\\\ \ / | |/// / / // // \\| /\\\ /// / / / / // / / \\\\/// / / / / / // / / / / / / / / / _/ / _/ / / / / / / /__/ / / \ \ /__/ / / \ \ _/ / \ \ __/ / \ \ ___/ / \ \_ __---/ ___/ \ ---_____ __---/ __/ \______----- / _____--- / ___/ / / | O \ / /| / / / NOTE TO SELF: CF / / / |m/\_/ DON'T QUIT DAY JOB _ IN FACT: // __/ / GIVE UP HOBBY _-- / / _-\ \ - / \\ / / / | |\ \ -__| \ \ / |_ \ ----___ \__ o_-\ ---__\ /__ / /___--/ /_/ __,,,,_ _ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-. TIME TO MASTURBATE (`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ (TO KEEP THE TIGERS AWAY) /'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-, /<7' ; \ \ | ; ||/ /| | \/ |`-/,/-.,_,/') / _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\' `-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ | `-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | IT'S ALWAYS WORKED BEFORE I SEE __/ /_..-' ` ),' // NO REASON THIS TREND WON'T fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' 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IF I HAD A HAMMER I'D DROP IT ON THE STROGG (HAMMER MISSILE DEPLOYABLE, YOU SEE) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| FINALLY ||) ) ` ) )|| || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ JOHN TRAVOLTA IN DRAG / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | THIS IS WHAT I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ // / \ \\ // / \ \\ I'M SELF-DEFENESTRATING // / sSSSs \ \\ //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm , | , \ / ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ HMM I WONDER HOW WE CAN MAKE THESE PRESIDENTIAL ;;\ // x x /;;; DEBATES EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS ??!?!?!?!?!? \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / OR HOW ABOUT PERHAPS EVEN LESS CREDIBLE OR \ `-'\__/-' / USEFUL TO WATCH ?!?!?!?!?!? \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | I KNOW LET'S FUCKING ADD YOUTUBE | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| I KEEP A LITTLE BOTTLE OF GIN ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| IN MY DESK DRAWER JUST TO REMIND ME \\|| `"\"""/---'|| HOW FUCKING AWFUL IT IS \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' \ , I'M RICHARD STALLMAN AND I DON'T WEAR SHOES IN PUBLIC l\ ,/ BECAUSE NO ONE TAUGHT ME HOW TO BEHAVE ._ `|] /j `\\, \|f7 _,/' "`=,k/,x-' ,z/fY-=- -'" .y \ ' \itz OR WASH FOR THAT MATTER __. /-7 k .-' o.-'/ / .; \ I AM FULL OF PIZZA AND DREAD ( [ ) \ [.---. ;/ \ ) \ (/ ) | AsH / \ ( [_' \_~ o `O Oo `o O o.OOoOoo O o OooOOo. 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CLAIRE HAS FINALLY MOVED UP IN THE WORLD: FROM A THIRD-RATE PORN STAR (WITH EXTRA EMPHASIS ON ANAL) TO A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER WELL I'M NOT REALLY SURE THAT'S A MOVE UP ACTUALLY AS IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT THE SAME EXCEPT WITH MORE ANAL _,...,_ .'@/~~~\@'. EVEN HEADBUTTS CANNOT KEEP ME WATCHING SOCCER //~~\___/~~\\ |@\__/@@@\__/@| |@/ \@@@/ \@| \\__/~~~\__// '.@\___/@.' jgs `"""""` ( ANAL CREAMPIE IS NOT A FOOD SIR ) __..---..__ ,-=' / | \ `=-. :--..___________..--; RR \.,_____________,./ BOY HOWDY DID I LEARN THAT THE HARD WAY \\\\\_____________________\"-._ jgs /////~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/.-' IS THERE ANY REASON GOD HASN'T RUBBED OUT ELLEN DEGENERES YET I'VE SENT EMAILS TO HIM AND EVERYTHING _, ^(o.).__. WHY CAN'T I GET INTO WRESTLING ?!?!?!?!?!? / , o o) / `u-u',._/ ( _\ \ `|-| ----`.__)------| |------- `-' Ojo98 OH RIGHT BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN AND A PENIS ___ \\|| ,'_,-\ WHY DON'T WE JUST CRUCIFY EVERYBODY WE DON'T LIKE ;'____\ || =\=| IT WORKED FOR THE ROMANS THEREFORE IT WILL WORK FOR US || - | ,---'._--''-,,---------.--.----_, / `-._- _--/,,| ___,,--'--'._< /-._, `-.__;,,|' / ;\ / , ; / ,' | _ - ',/, ; ( ( | /, ,,; \ \ | ',,/,; \ \ | /, / ,; (| ,^.| / ,, ,/; `-'./ `-._,, ,/,; >-._ `-._,,; jrei |/,,`-._ `-. |, ,;, ,`-._\ (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS PROPOSITION 23, ROCK THE VOTE) .------. .------. |A . | OKAY WELL HIGH STAKES POKER IS DONE FOR |A_ _ | .------; / \ | THE SEASON SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR |( \/ )|-----. _ |(_,_) | ME TO DO EXCEPT BEAT OFF AND PUNCH HOOKERS | \ / | /\ |( ) | I A| | \/ A|/ \ |_x_) |------' `-----+'\ / | Y A| (NOT IN THAT ORDER) | \/ A|-----' hjw `------' _________________________ || || || || || ||, , ,|| || || (||/|/(\||/ || || ||| _'_`||| || EXECUTE YOUR TEMPORIZATION BUT ABOVE ALL PLEASE || || o o || || ENSURE THAT THE SITUATION DOES NOT REVERSE ITSELF || (|| - `||) || || || = || || ScS || ||\___/|| || ||___||) , (||___|| /||---||-\_/-||---||\ / ||--_||_____||_--|| \ (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_) ( !! b''-_ MAYBE THE REASON SPACE GIRAFFE DIDN'T DO WELL AT ALL |d-=" IS BECAUSE IT'S AN UNORIGINAL, BORING, OBNOXIOUS, b| BLINKY PIECE OF SHIT CREATED BY A NO-TALENT JOKE OF |d A FUR-WEARING WASTE OF A FAGGOT o | / o / o d /O o o\ / bd b \ * |d | \ ejm96 o| | \ OR DOES THAT POSSIBILITY NOT ENTER INTO IT AT ALL || | \ '' ' ' + \\^// ~~ 1 III ,o/ [#] (#) ,o/ III 1 _[#]__[#]__(#)_[_#_](_#_)_(#)__[#]__[#]_ ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: SEARCHING FOR 2 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 2 BOBBY FISCHER'S _(#)__(#)__(#)__(#)_ _(#)__(#)__(#)_ CORPSE ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 3::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 3 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 4 ::::: ::::: _ ::::: :::::4 ::::: :::::_(#)_::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 5::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 5 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 6 ::::: ::::: ::::: :::::6 ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: 7 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 7 _(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)_ + \\^// 8 III ,o/ [ ] ( ) ,o/ III 8 _[_]__[_]__(_)_[___](___)_(_)__[_]__[_]_ H G F E D C B A (\ \'\ I USE THE WORD "KERFUFFLE" AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE \'\ __________ / '| ()_________) \ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \ \ \ ~~~~~~ \ BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SOUND SOPHISTICATED AND ==). \__________\ KNOWLEDGEABLE AND ALSO LIKE A HOMO (__) ()__________) _ DO TWITTER FANS CALL THEMSLEVES "TWITS" , L\ BECAUSE IF SO THAT WOULD BE APPRPORIATE \/OO\ |/ \ OH NO WAIT I'VE GOT IT: /_\ ` AP _\ |_ "TWATS" I CAN'T QUIT Y-- .-~*~--,. .-. .-~-. ./OOOOOOOOO\.'OOO`9~~-. .`OOOOOO.OOM.OLSONOOOOO@@OOOOOO\ /OOOO@@@OO@@@OO@@@OOO@@@@@@@@OOOO`. |OO@@@WWWW@@@@OOWWW@WWWW@@@@@@@OOOO). .-'OO@@@@WW@@@W@WWWWWWWWOOWW@@@@@OOOOOO} /OOO@@O@@@@W@@@@@OOWWWWWOOWOO@@@OOO@@@OO| lOOO@@@OO@@@WWWWWWW\OWWWO\WWWOOOOOO@@@O.' \OOO@@@OOO@@@@@@OOW\ \WWWW@@@@@@@O'. `,OO@@@OOOOOOOOOOWW\ \WWWW@@@@@@OOO) \,O@@@@@OOOOOOWWWWW\ \WW@@@@@OOOO.' `~c~8~@@@@WWW@@W\ \WOO|\UO-~' (OWWWWWW@/\W\ ___\WO) `~-~'' \ \WW=*' __\ \ \ \ \ __\ KERPOW \ \ \ \ \ \ \\ \\ \ \ HUHHHHHHHHHHHH (EXPIRES) , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c '(((('_ _' I THINK I HAVE AN ECTOPIC PREGNANCY `((( \ (`\ - ' ) ( __ _.-' ' `. / , -' \ L ` . \ / ` | `c ) c ) J .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' / .' OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A BIG SHIT I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF . .' L ' COME ON LADIES \` ` SUCK IT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / THOMPSON '08 _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | WHAT ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ OH b'ger /____\__\ WATERSTON '08 THEN + (|) _____.___.|_|. WEIRD | / \ |===| | / \ | o | |__/__v__\|, ,| | | | | | || || HOW COME MORE BLACK FOLKS AREN'T MORMONS |/| . . . |','| ||| A A A | , | ||| M M M | | wtx --------------------- .---. .---. / .-. `. .' .-. \ /-( `. `._______.' .' )-\ ( ) \ / ( ) `-' \ / `-' \ / \ / VK |`-^-'| I'M THE UNITED NATIONS MESSENGER OF URINE | | _.,-----/=\-----,._ (__ ~~~"""""""~~~ __) | ~~~"""""""""~~~ | | | ; , , ; | | OKAY FOLKS !!!!! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | UNIVERSAL COMBAT IS FINALLY A FREEWARE RELEASE !!!!!! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | FINALLY MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE | | | | | | | | |. \_| | | |_/ .| `-,.__ ~~~ __.,-' DF ~~~~~ __,,,,_ _ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-. TIME TO MASTURBATE (`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ /'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-, /<7' ; \ \ | ; ||/ /| | \/ |`-/,/-.,_,/') / _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\' `-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ | `-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | IT KEEPS THE TIGERS AWAY __/ /_..-' ` ),' // fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' OR SO FAR IT HAS A 100% SUCCESS RATE _..._ ,' `. DON'T HATE MY HATERATION ,' `. ,' _ ,-. `. | (_) `-' | | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' Krogg `._____,' ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` ATTACK SUSTAIN RELEASE MOLEST , ."". , , # |()| # , OKAY _#_#___|__|___#_#__ [__________________] NEXT PERSON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THAT SAYS THE |-_ -=__=-_ -==_-| WORD "CHANGE" IN A SPEECH WITHOUT SPECIFICS GETS |_.------------.=| THIS HOT POKER TO THE DONG AND/OR TWAT |=| o o |=| _|-| ! `( ! |-|_ (INCLUDING BOTH POSSIBILITIES BECAUSE OF HUCKABEE) /==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\ |jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=| /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| OLD ENOUGH TO READ, OLD ENOUGH TO BLEED / ' ,' , ,"::::| / ' , ,' ,"::::::L / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| \. .-, .L:::::::::::| \. ( .J:::::::::::! \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ \. ( ) .J:::::::/ \. `-' .L:::::/ \. L .|::::/ ISN'T THAT HOW THAT SAYING GOES \. !__ .J:::/ \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ `-,__,-' kth -| -' | WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF BASKETBALL -' | __ DIDN'T FUCKING SUCK DONKEY DICKS ==wkm=====|'\/ () /| `O /` : REGRETTABLY WE DO NOT LIVE IN SUCH A WORLD /\ \ \ ` ` ____________________________________ ///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\ | --====|====-- | .-"""""-. WHEN I CAME HOME FROM MY TRIP MY .'_________'. WANG WAS CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION /_/_|__|__|_\_\ SO I BEAT IT BACK (OFF) ;'-._ _.-'; ,--------------------| `-. .-' |--------------------, ``""--..__ ___ ; ' ; ___ __..--""`` jgs `"-// \\.._\ /_..// \\-"` \\_// '._ _.' \\_// `"` ``---`` `"` ,, ,, ,\\//, ,\\//, ,\\\///, ,, SITTING UP LATE EATING FUNYUNS AND ,\\\///, \\\\//// ,\\//, WATCHING RERUNS OF FOREVER KNIGHT \\\\//// \\\/// ,\\\///, \\\/// ###### \\\\//// ###### ////\\\\ \\\/// ////\\\\ /////\\\\\###### /////\\\\\//////\\\\////\\\\ //////\\\\\\/,///\\\/////\\\\\ //////_?_\\\\(_) //////\\\\\\, .'`---`'. _j_///////\\\\\(_) /.'a a \.'`---`'. |: ^ /.'d\ /b \ \' www |: ^ | LIKE A USELESS TOOL '._____.'\' VVV / jgs '._____.' ___________ \ / )_______( |"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._ | | | | | | ''-. | |_| |_ _| |_..-' |_______| '-' `'---------'` '-' )"""""""( /_________\ IN THE PRIMARIES LET'S VOTE FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE `'-------'` ALREADY CLEARLY DROPPED OUT SHOWING THAT WE'RE .-------------. NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT'S GOING ON AND jgs/_______________\ THUS SHOULD HAVE OUR VOTING RIGHTS REVOKED o o o o o / \ | / o _____ o | / __ /~~~\/`____ `\ /,-~ `~-_|/_ \` -----------------------------< ~ ` ; / \ `~-___,-/``\ / / | \ n / / POINT FOUR OF o` | o /`~~` / ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS o /` / IS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T o /` \ \ MENTION IT TO ANYONE OUTSIDE /` /`\`\ OF AA BECAUSE THEY'LL NOT / / `\`\ BE INTERESTED IN YOUR | / `\`\ / FUCKING PROBLEMS / ~~` OR AT LEAST THAT WOULD BE THE FOURTH POINT IF I WERE IN CHARGE ---_ ......._-_--. (|\ / / /| \ \ / / .' -=-' `. / / .' ) SNAKES _/ / .' _.) / / o o _.-' / .' ON \ _.-' / .'*| \______.-'// .'.' \*| A \| \ | // .'.' _ |*| ` \|// .'.'_ _ _|*| SPACECRAFT OF SOME KIND ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! . .// .'.' | _ _ \*| \`-|\_/ / \ _ _ \*\ `/'\__/ \ _ _ \*\ /^| \ _ _ \* ' ` \ _ _ \ ASH+VK \_ \ / \ / | . | OBEY MY PANTALOONS |----------| |--. .--| | \__/ | | || | | || | _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. RS (_________)(____rs___) ,--.!, HEY I BEAT OFF TO ISIS NILE IN THE MID-90S __/ -*- SO THAT JUST PROVES I HARBOR NO PREJUDICE ,d08b. '|` AGAINST MIDDLE EASTERNERS 0088MM `9MMP' THE BOMB-THROWING FUCKS THAT THEY ARE hjm .-----. ,' - - `. _ _____/

\_____ _ /_|| ||`-._____.-`|| ||-\ WHERE DID MY DAY GO / _||===|| ||===|| _\ |- _||===||===========||===||- _| \___||___||___________||___||___/ \\|/// \_:_:_:_:_:_/ \\\|// | _| |_________| | _| | _| /( ======= )\ | _| \\||// /\ `-.___.-' /\ \\||// (o ) /_ '._______.' _\ ( o) /__/ \ | _| |_ _| / \__\ ///\_/ |_ _| | _| \_/\\\ ///\\_\ \ _/ \ _/ /_//\\\ \\|//_/ ///|\\\ ///|\\\ \_\\|// \\\|/// \\\|/// /- _\\ // _\ | _|| ||- _| I JUST SAT DOWN TO PLAY SOME ,/\____|| || ___/\, SUPREME COMMANDER A MINUTE AGO /|\___`\,| |,/'___/|\ |||`.\\ \\ // //,'||| \\\\_//_// \\_\\_//// LGB/fsc ,"=-. / _),`'". ( /a( ), ) IF YOU'RE LIKE ME ) C = = ?/ ( )) (_ o-< ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} YOU BEAT OFF TO MILF PORN \ \ \(_;/-|_) )/) `._,--/ / / `!__!! ( (_o)) AND THEN FEEL BAD ABOUT IT ---`-._, )--- ------( / |---- | ( | :__/|\_; \ |/ )(\_ /_)--` gpyy \_! //// !!!! _ \\\\ MY BONER HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST MY RIGHT HAND ! -'/ _ |||| \ / \`-'''| \__| \ / ) | \__\_ SO TONIGHT I'M PUNISHING IT LEFTY ejm / | \ ( \ / \ \ / \ | | \ | | | `. | | : ` | | \| | \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | \ \_-~ ~-_\ | \_ \ _.--------.______\| | \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | \ . C ___) _______ (_(____> | / /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ / /\| C_____)| | (___> / \ | ( _C_____)\_______/ // _/ / \ | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | | \ \____) `---- --' | | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | | / | | \ | | | / \ \ | | / / | | \ | | / / \__/\___/ | | | / / | | | | | | | | | | AT THE VERY LEAST THE PORN INDUSTRY HAS INTRODUCED US ALL TO THE CONCEPT OF "GAPE" AND THAT'S REALLY NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF ______ (__ __) || mbfh THE WHISKEY CORK GOES: POONK /__\ \ \ \ WHO CARES WHAT THE DUMB COW OR PIG SAYS \ | .---. .---. ,';' `.';' `.. f :Bo. SIX SHOT DEAD INCLUDING GUNMAN !!!! ` d88: `\ /d88P' `\ ; /d888P' `. ',d8&8P' : ;d8&7' LET'S HEAR IT FOR GUN FREE ZONES | :8: BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY REALLY WORK | qx OKAY I'D LIKE TO AMEND MY PREVIOUS "GOD HELP ME" REGARDING ALLAH _________________ NOT BEING SIMILARLY INCLINED |'-========OoO===='-. __ | ||'-.____'-.'-.____'-. (**\ SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK | || | | | | -.' \ IT'S BECAUSE I KEEP SENDING ALLAH '-| | | | | , .` LETTERS, FOLLOWING HIM HOME FROM '-|______|__|______| /__| WORK AND LEAVING UNWANTED PRESENTS // || FOR HIM AND THAT'S WHY HE FILED A -' -' RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME __.^^^.__ | |'.'| | , | _.\=/._ | VOTE RON PAUL /( |( )| ( \||\. ./|| . (\\ |\ | | /| )\ )`, ===|_._|===V ), / /( | |/ \| | (// , ( | (| | |) | ( /( \ ,| ( | ) | , )( ) ) /(=========== )\/ )/ / ( \ )\_|_/ |/ \ ' ( ) V \|_> / ) TO REALLY STEP ON YOUR OWN DICK YOU FUCKING MORON ) / `\/ ( ( \ ________ / ______ \ || _ _ || THE BEST PART OF NOT BEING MARRIED ?!?!?!?!?!? ||| || ||| |||_||_||| NEVER HAVING TO TELL THE COPS THAT SHE RAN INTO A DOOR || _ _o|| ||| || ||| |||_||_||| ^~^ , ||______|| ('Y') ) /__________\ / \/ ________|__________|__ (\|||/) _________ hjw /____________\ |____________| I CELEBRATED GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY BY DEALING WITH INCOMPETENTS ,, WHICH I'M SURE IS MOSTLY WHAT HE DID THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE ;;'} SO I GUESS IT SEEMS LIKE REASONABLE TRIBUTE ,""", | \ \_ ^oo^,-----. | `--"` (..) ) )& |___| . ^oo^,-""""`.`| )( ) (( | (..) ) )&( ^..^,-"""-. || ) `--'.| )_( ) (..) ) )& ||_| . . |( )) `--'| )_( ) jrei LL-.> . .. |( )) __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / DEAR MRS. OBAMA | ./ _."." _." PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _." SIGNED, MR. OBAMA jjs \ __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / DEAR MR. CLINTON | ./ _."." _." PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _." SIGNED, MRS. CLINTON jjs \ _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. OKAY I'VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY /,' 11 1 `.\ OF TIME TRAVEL AS CRAZY AS THAT SOUNDS // 10 / 2 \\ ;; / :: BUT ONE THING'S FOR DAMN SURE || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; IF I BUMPED INTO A TIME-TRAVELLING VERSION \\ 8 4 // OF MYSELF, BOY HOWDY I'D FUCK HIM BUT GOOD \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' BECAUSE THEN IT'S TOTALLY NOT GAY, IT'S NO ((-._____.-)) DIFFERENT FROM MASTURBATING REALLY _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' SO IT'S COMPLETELY FREE , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ / (((\\)\ \ DO YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD TRULY NOTICE IF \ \\-_/ / / I SORT OF KIDNAPPED GIANNA MICHAELS \ i i / AND THEN SHOVED HER UP MY ASS (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ I NEED A NEW TENANT / / \ \ (LAST ONE WAS RECENTLY EVACUATED) hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ ___ //\\\\\\ ` \`..(@) ' : \\\\ (@)(@) / /(@) , \ ~L~ )\\\\ \ \ '\(__``',.. ' /\_~ / |||| \ , | ~~~--/__ ` ////| |//// // / ^\\\\ ||||^ ~~~~~~--------~/ / x) // WHAT HARM COULD A / ( ( _____---~~~~~\| < @) LITTLE CRUSH DO ( )| / / / /( | \^\ \____/ / \ / ~~~\ \ _ _ __ \ \/ \ \ |\\|) |~~ ~~\_ /^\/^\ \ )) ) ' ~ \__/\ / / \ \| | | | | ` , \ \/ /- \ \ / / |______| \ / \ \ /-/ / | || | , ` ~~ /~~~~~~)`--'' ( || | ' / / / \ | | , < < < WELP TURNS OUT THE \| / , \ __\\__\ CRUSH IS FOR W< /_^|| /~___|~___| CRUSHING DEPRESSION .----.-----.-----.-----. / \ \ \ \ I CONSIDER YOUR FIST UP MY ASS TO BE | \/ | | __L_____L__ | | | | ( \ ILLEGAL MUPPETRY | \___/ / \______/ | | \___/\___/\___/ | IN THE FIRST DEGREE \ \ / / | __/ \_ __/ | | | | | | | _______ PORK BUNS IN THE FIRST FLOOR BREAK ROOM / ) /_____ | ______ GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE STILL UNCONSCIOUS ( ' ) / / __\ _____ |. '| / | \ | / )) |____|/ |`-----' /_____)) cf `-----' `------' .-. (/^\) I SUGGEST TO YOU A BUSINESS VENTURE: (\ /) .-'-. PUNCHING HOOKERS AND TAKING THEIR MONEY (AND RUNNING) /(_I_)\ \\) (// AFTER ALL HAS GRAND THEFT AUTO TAUGHT US NOTHING IF / \ NOT THAT HOOKERS ARE CASH MACHINES AND PUNCHING BAGS \ | / \|/ PLUS GOD EVEN CLEANS UP THEIR SPILLED BLOOD AND CORPSES /|\ AFTER A SHORT TIME SO THERE IS NO SOCIETAL IMPACT \|/ jgs /Y\ PLEASE BUY MY EBOOK FOR $9.95 ~-. ,,,; ~-.~-.~- (.../ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. } o~`, ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. (/ \ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ; \ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ; {_.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~ ;: .-~` ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ;.: :' ._ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~- THIS JUST IN: ;::`-. '-._ ~-.~-.~-.~- ;::. `-. '-,~-.~-.~-. WIKIPEDIA + ';::::.`''-.-' FOLLOWING THE RULES = ';::;;:,:' BEING A HUGE FUCKING COCK mic '||" / | BASICALLY WIKIPEDIA IS A CATALYST FOR COCKNESS ~` ~"' (AS IT IS NOT CONSUMED IN THE PROCESS OF GENERATING MORE COCKS) _.---,._,' /' _.--.< /' `' /' _.---._____ \.' ___, .-'` /' \\ . /' `-. -|- | | | .-'~~~`-. | .' `. | | R I P | | | | | | W F B | jgs \ \\| |// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ RIP WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY YOU WERE THE GREATEST GUY TO EVER CALL GORE VIDAL A FAGGOT /| /| | \ __ _ _ / ; ___ \ \ _.-"-" `~"\ `"--' / _.-' ""-._\ "" ._," ; "\"--._./ _.-' \./ "-""", ) ~" | / ,- .' , ' `o. ; ) \ ;/ ' ; / |/ ' | \ ' | / | J."\ , | " : \ .' : | ,. _) | | / f | |`--"--' \_ \ \ / _/ | \ "-._ _.| ( j/; -'/ \ | "/ ( | /, | I REFUSE TO EAT THE FLESH OF ANIMALS | \ | /\ |\_/// / OR ANYTHING THAT IS THE BYPRODUCT OF \ / \ | \ \ / / ANIMAL LABOR IN ANY WAY SO THAT INCLUDES || \ \| | | | THINGS LIKE BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH BLAH || \ \ | | / STILL YAPPING EVEN THOUGH NOBODY ON THIS |\ |_|/ || PLANET COULD GIVE A SHIT, INCLUDING ME L \ || || `"' |\ |\ [nabis] ( \. \ `. |_ _\|_ _\ " " . / `. `. `. / `. `. _,--'"`" ``"-. `'. `. `. ,-' `". `. `. `. .' `. //`. `. / `, \\(_> _>" \ _(_)/,- .-. \ ( _)// / | ; \ '-\ ; / '._ .-""-.-'_.' | `. | / '._.-''-. .' ___ `'.-' / \`-'/`"--/.-""-.\ /.-' .`'-.>-.__,--"` `-\\ < | `>\ | / | | WHOO HOO \\ /\ "-' |\ "-/| | .' .-. \`'' |`'-'| ,-.`'.___.-' | | |_.', / PANTY RAID `-'`' | | '| `| | | | | | .'|| | | | _' .,__| | . ' |/ |' ' | _/_\/__..`-.| | | .' || | | `\ /` | | | | f`-.__ .-. mx| | | `.__.-'. | | | | .-'_ ._) `'` .-._ \' | | | | ' _,._.' `'`/ ; \ '-._) `'-..._____...--""` _ `-'_`-' .{{}}}}}}. {{{{{}}}}}}}. {{{{ {{{{{}}}} IF YOU MANAGE TO PISS ON AIRBORNE }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ EJACULATE DOES IT CREATE AN EXPLOSION }}}} 6 6 }}}} LIKE A REAL LIFE SHOCK COMBO {{{{C ^ {{{{ }}}}}}\ '=' /}}}}} {{{{{{{;.___.;}}}}}} {{{{{{{) (}}}}}}' jgs `""'"': :'"'"'` `@` _.,_ ,-'.' .`-, ;; '. ' `. ;` - _ _,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - ,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ ___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) __,--`-,,`' ,._,.-`-., _.,-.--.-,`''` | _| |__ `---'////\ / .-, `-`-^--`'^`-...,,| | |.,/ //\)(/ `-\.-. | `-' ( .-; | | ,. `-~ ~~-. `._.' ,/ / `~ ~~~ ~~ /,.`) // / WHEN TRYING TO DRINK LESS ON A REGULAR /_ `/ BASIS THERE'S A SERIOUS DRAWBACK: ( `/ mic YOU DON'T GET AS FUCKED UP AND SO YOU'RE BORED __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ I PUNCH HOOKERS AND THEN RUN AWAY !!!!! WHILE SAYING "BWAHAHAHA I PUNCHED YOU AND GOT AWAY WITH IT" THOUGH THEY CAN'T HEAR ME VERY WELL SINCE I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM THEM AT THE TIME MAYBE WIKIPEDIA WILL PAY FOR *MY* VISITS TO RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS () () () () || || || || ||(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=)=)||(=(=(=(=(=(=|=)=)=)=)=)=)||(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=)=)|| ||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! : | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : ||| ||| : | ! : | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | | : | ! | : |||| : | ! : | : | ! | : ||| ||| | | | | | | | | | | |||| | | | : ! | | | | | | |||| | | | | | | | | | | ||| ||| ! | : ! | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : : ! | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : ! | ! | ! | ! ||| ||| | | | : | | | | | | |||| | | | ! : | | | : | | |||| | | | : | | | : | | ||| ||| : | ! ! | : | : | : |||| : | ! | ! | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : ||| ||| ! | : | | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : : : | ! | : | ! |||| ! | : | | ! | : | ! ||| ||| | | : ! | | | | | | |||| | | : | ! | : | : | | |||| : | : ! | : | : | | ||| ||| : | | : | : | : | : |||| : | | ! | | | | | | : |||| | | | : | | | | | : ||| ||| | | ! | | | | | | | |||| | | ! : : | : | : | | |||| ! | ! | | : | : | | ||| ||| ! | | : | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | ! |'_,|,_,| ! | ! |||| : | | _ | !_| ! | ! ||| ||| | .oooO | |Oooo.| | |||| .oooO`-/ )'( \| Oooo. |||| ! | :/ )| ( \ : | | ||| ||| ! ( ) | !( )| ! |||| ( ) / ( ) \ ( ) |||| | | / ( | :) \! | ! ||| ||| :_ \ (_ | /`) /`-,: |||| ,\ ( ( ) ( ) ) /! |||| :_|( ) ( )'`\: ||| ||`-'/`-\_)`'` (_/ \'-`||`-'/\_)'oooO Oooo'(_/\'-`||`-'/`'oooO Oooo' `-'|| || /_________________\ || /___________________\ || /_________________\ || || |_________________| || |___________________| || |_________________| || || |/| \| || |/ \| || |/ |\| || ||__|||______________||__||__||_________________||__||__||______________|||__||_lc || ||| || || || || || || ||| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || /\_ _/\_ _/\_ _/\_ YOUNG LADY MASSAGE PLZ ____ || | I'M JERKING AND WORK (WHICH I CALL WERKING) ||___| _)__<__ _ _ |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ LET'S FACE IT I'M A WERKAHOLIC fsc _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( SHE ATE ME BEFORE /' )-._.' . \ ___ I COULD FINISH ( ,--., `.)___(___) TYPING THIS SENTEN )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / Ojo/VK/FS/ejm GIVE ME GAPE OR GIVE ME DEATH / o o `. .' .:;:.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. (O) (O)o)O)o)O)o)O)o)O) `-(..);';';';';';';';' ~~~~~~~~" " " " " " " "~~~LGB~~ I STARTED THIS FAGGOT SHIT \ / \ o ^ o / \ ( ) / ____________(%%%%%%%)____________ ( / / )%%%%%%%( \ \ ) (___/___/__/ \__\___\___) ( / /(%%%%%%%)\ \ ) (__/___/ (%%%%%%%) \___\__) /( )\ / (%%%%%) \ (%%%) ! AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT SO-CALLED "BLOWJOB MACHINE" YOU BUILT AND WHY IT NEEDS GEARS THAT GRIND AND PINCH / (((( ( )(:[ (((( . | . . \ * / . ^^^^^ I WENT TO FAT SCHOOL -- |_____| -- / // \\ / . (( O O )) . )) - (( // o \\ //- \_/ -\\ / \__ __/ \ . V . | ( ^ ) | | | | | | |) (| | @..@ BIG FAT-ASS MOON-FACED (----) BULLFROGS WITH DOWN < I I > SYNDROME ARE NO EASIER " " TO CATCH, FUCK : :!!!. !!!!!> : !?!!!!!!!!!!!` :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !! X!!!!!!!X!!!!!!~` '!!. :H!?!!XXM!!!!!~ '!!XMM!!!X!!X!!!!!! THE GHOST KNOCKED !!MMX!MMHX!!!!\!!~ OVER THE `!MMX!?MMX!!!X! BONG AGAIN ~!MMXMM!!!!%! ?MMMM!!!!!M!. MMMMMX!!!!!!: .: `?MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! '!MMMMMX!X?!!!!!!:.: 'MMMMMMX!!!!!!!!X!!: '!MMMMMXMM!HX!M!!!M !MMMMM!MMMMMHX!!! '!MMMMMMMMM$@M8MH `!!XMMMMMR8MMRMM `!MMMM8MMMM$f". "*MMMMRMMMX` ~*MMM$M~ `!*" *** ***** ******* **** ******* ****** ***** ********** *** ********** **** | ********** ****** | ****** ****** | ** ****** | / **** | / ** | - \ | / \ | - \ | / \ | - \|/ \\\/// \\// IF I PISS THE BED FOLLOW THE STANDARD PROCEDURE ,.~\ ,-` \ \ \ \ \ YES I KNOW THIS STALL \ \ IS OCCUPIED BUT I DON'T \ \ CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID _.-------.\ \ PROBLEMS (o| o o o | \ .-` __||o_o_o_o|_ad-`` SCOOT OVER |``````````````|' | | DO IT NOW | | | | DO IT NOW | | |______________| DO IT NOW __..._ ,-` `', ,' \ / | WELL I RENTED "AMERICAN GANGRAPE" AND I HAVE ,' , \ TO SAY I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED ,' ,/-'` \ _ ./ ,.'`/ \ .-` `^\_,.'` / `\__ 7 / / _,._,.,_,.-'.` `\ \A __/ ,-```-`` `, `, ` ,`) ^-` / ` ,/ ( , ,_ ,-,_,<` \__ T--` `''` ``` _,\ MOSTLY BECAUSE AFTER I STARTED WATCHING \_/|\_ ,.-` | | IT I REALIZED I GOT THE WRONG MOVIE _/ | |T\_ _,'Y / +--,_ AND INSTEAD WAS WATCHING "AMERICAN <``` \_\/_/ `\\_/ / `\ GANGSTER" / ,-- ` _,--,_`----` _,,_ \ / ` | <_._._ > ` \ ` \` | | , ` | | V| \ | | |` \ \ / / / \x \_ | /-` / \ `-,| ,/--` /` \x_ \_ /--'` , / NOT ONE GANGRAPE SCENE IN IT (FYI) \x_ `` ,,/` ` SO STAY AWAY `-,_,-' ,'` Zeus _| |`\ ( `-``/``/`_/ PLUS IT WAS TOO LONG `-`-,.-.-` HMMM WHAT'S BELLA_DONNA_-_BASEBALL_BAT.MPG ????? _ ____ __ / \ .' '. ____......------""""""""````` `\ | `::-/'-....-'\--""``` | | :: | | | | ,:'-\.-''''-./--..___ / jgs \_/ '.____.' ````````````"""""""------------' (QUIETLY) OH TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED $$ $ \O/$ ARE YOU READY ?!?!?!? $ | /_\ 10. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 9. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT _|___|_ 8. ARE YOU LISTENING? I SAID NOBODY GIVES A SHIT _|___|___|_ 7. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 6. TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE, _|___|___|___|_ NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 5. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU _|___|___|___|___|_ DEAF? NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 4. FUCK YOU _|___|___|___|___|___|_ YOU FUCKING FUCK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT 3. FUCKING _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKING FUCKING |___|___|___|___|___|___|___| NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A SHIT 2. FUCK FUCK \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT | | | | | | | 1. I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO SAY / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ IT AGAIN BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT hjm GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOU FOR YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BLOG ___ ___ .d9969b d6966b. SMASH MY HEAD AGAINST SOMETHING HARD AND ROCKY d66b'e( )a`d99b AND WIN A PRIZE hjw `d9p _/ \_ q6b' / ( ) \ OR JUST A HANDFUL OF GOOP AND A CRIMINAL RECORD ____ /^\ / -- ) / | \ (____/ HERE'S A CHALLENGE FOR ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS / | | \ / / /_|_|_|_/ / PICK A DAY THIS WEEK AND FIND OUT HOW MANY TIMES | / / YOU CAN WHACK OFF __ __ __ | / /__ __ __ [ ]__[ ]__[ ]. / /[ ]__[ ]__[ ] MY PERSONAL BEST IS 28 |__ ____/ /___ __| | / .------ ) | (WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY) | / / / | | / / / | ~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------~~~~~~~~ldb~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .--.--------.--. | ._. ._D90| PLEASE LABEL YOUR TRANSSEXUAL PORN AS SUCH | ((_)) ((_)) | BEFORE I GODDAMNED GO AND CLICK ON IT | `_______-' | [()/o o\()] I AM SOMEWHAT IMPAIRED BY ALCOHOL AND hjw "-/--"----"--\-" CANNOT MAKE THESE DISTINCTIONS FROM THUMBNAILS (\))--./)_.' ) ((_)/X~()/(_))( MIGHT I SUGGEST LABELS LIKE "TRANNY" OR "TS" OR .~(|/()~())\/)() "DISGUSTING" OR "ONLY CLICK ON THIS IF YOU'RE A FAG" `~(/\/_8(_) X_/ ((X_)\_X~(_) (_/ () `-' ___ ,-""___""-. .;""'| |`"":. || | | | | || BUT I RESPECT YOU AS A *PERSON* !!!!! ||_|_|_|_|_|| // /| AND NOT JUST A HOLE TO PUT MY YUNYUNS IN /__ //| ,-""___""-. //|| .;""'| |`"":. // ||/| | | | || // ||_|_|_|_|_||// ||_________||/ NOW SHUT UP AND LIE DOWN || || '' ctr '' n__n_ / = =\ CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY SPORE !!!!! / ._Y_) ___________/ "\________________________________ (_/ (_, \ o!O \ ( \_,--""""--. __..-,-`.___,-` )-.______.' (SOUND OF ONE WHOOPIE CUSHION <' `-,' `-, )-' > SLOWLY AND LOUDLY DEFLATING) `----._/ ( /"`>.--" "--..___,--" | | | |. ! "| .-'! ARABIC IS KIND OF LIKE GERMAN I | P I ;__| IN THAT IF YOU HEAR SOMEONE SPEAKING IT I ||'' scc, YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS I )\=( _ } s&D .I- ;_\-=\ L sc SO SHOOT THEM FIRST |IT \',_\__7 &s |I| //\'.---..)s& |I|//_ \\ \ (_ LI|-----|/ \.' '-.______ {ID :' |} / '..'-- .;___.-,_ "| Y | .: \ , /_,.--'=--' | | / | / ;. ':.' |: |_/ |; : ::_/ |' / |I |___/ |-| '' | ) IS THERE NOTHING WE CAN'T LEARN FROM | | | / FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAMES | | |; snd __|_|_ __ |/> ( _'---'__) |( '~~~~~~~' " \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ DEAR GOD, \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ I DON'T SEE \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ HOW MIMI MIYAGI \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ COULD POSSIBLY HAVE LOST \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ THE 2006 \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ NEVADA \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ GUBERNATORIAL \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ ELECTION \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ !?!?!?!?!? \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ SIGNED, ME \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ Krogg _____ | D GIVE THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE: DONATE TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!! | | | | A SIMILAR FEELING: FLUSHING YOUR MONEY DOWN THE TOILET \___| _ AND WAVING GOODBYE TO IT FOREVER || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 _ / } HISTORY ?!?!??!? MORE LIKE HIS STORY !!1!!!!!!!! /'.\ _/ ) (`- ( ,) |/ /| HUHHHHHHHHH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUHHHHHHH I'M A FUCKWAD Elb ' ` __ .'/\'. .'-/__\-'. HURRAY THERE'S GOING TO BE A REMAKE OF .'--/____\--'. THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL .'--./______\.--'. .'--../________\..--'. .'--.._/__________\_..--'. .'--..__/____________\__..--'. .'--..___/______________\___..--'. '========'================'========' [_|__] [_|__] =[__|_]=====""=====[__|_]==. [_|__] '| [_|__] | [__|_] |' [__|_] | [_|__] .--JL--. [_|__] '===O [__|_] \====/ [__|_] [_|__]_.-| .; |-._[_|__] BUT INSTEAD OF THE COLD WAR AND OUR [__|_]'._ \__/(_.'[__|_] POTENTIAL NUCLEAR SELF-DESTRUCTION [.-._] [_.-.] GUESS WHAT THE DUDER IS GOING TO [_.-.'--..____..--'.-._] WARN US STUPID HUMANS ABOUT ??? (o) [(_.' .-. .-.'._)\ (o) (\'/) [ .-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.](\'/) ;: [ (_.'.-. (_.' .-. (_.'| ;:' ;: [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ] ;:. [(_.' .-. '._) .-.'._)] (o) /.-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.];:(o) (\'/)['._).-. (_.' .-.(_.'] (\'/) [ (_.'.-. .-.'._) \ ;: ;:' '-._ '._) '._) _.-' THAT'S RIGHT IT STARTS WITH "GLOBAL" LGB `---..____..---' ;:` AND ENDS WITH ME NOT WATCHING IT EVER ;:' ;:'.:; ;;" ____ ,dP9CGG88@b, ,IP""YICCG888@@b, BATTLE 360 ?!?!?! dIi ,IICGG8888@b dCIIiciIICCGG8888@@b ________GCCIIIICCCGGG8888@@@__________________ GGCCCCCCCGGG88888@@@ GGGGCCCGGGG88888@@@@... Y8GGGGGG8888888@@@@P..... SHOULDN'T IT BE MORE LIKE BATTLE Y88888888888@@@@@P...... 41,253 (APPROXIMATELY) `Y8888888@@@@@@@P'...... fL `@@@@@@@@@P'....... """"........ ___ .-"` `"-. EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR .' .-. '. EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR / (/^\) \ EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR / # (\ /) \ EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR | # .-'-. | EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR | /(_I_)\ | EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR ; \\) (// ; EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR ; / Y \ ; EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR \ \ | / / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR \ \|/ / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR \ /|\ / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR | \|/ | |__/Y\__| {=======} WATCH US INCREASE THE EFFICIENCY OF ENERGY USAGE }======={ BY APPROXIMATELY ONE THOUSANDTH OF ONE PERCENT {=======} AND YET PRETEND WE'RE DOING SOMETHING USEFUL }======={ OTHER THAN JERKING OURSELVES OFF jgs{=======} `""u""` ()._ _.--. (##)_`-. THE MARY J. BLIGE ROBOT OR WHATEVER / . ``u (##), ` `. ON THESE NO IPOD COMMERCIALS IS \__) _/ (##),--. \ SERIOUSLY UPSETTING ME AND SAPPING | --' ()' \ \ MY STRENGTH TO FIGHT ALCOHOLISM / | | | ,' \ _,' / I MEAN DO WE STRIKE BACK NOW ,' | ,;--// AGAINST THIS LEGION OF ROBOTS / ___\ |/ ___V__{(_ OR WAIT UNTIL OUR FORCES ARE | ' \| || ,'-===- `,'| STRONGER IN NUMBER OR WHAT __| ,' /| || |""""""""|-L| ,`__. < _)))_))) |________|,' gnv (,' ool APRIL FOOL'S !!!!! I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC (EXCEPT IN THE SENSE THAT I UNDENIABLY AM) |\ /| |\ /| | \ / | |\\ //| NO MORE BUNNIES (ALL FUCKED OUT) | | | | | \| |/ | \ | | / \ || || / POP, POOF, BANG \ |_| / \||_||/ .' '. .' '. AND THEN SUDDENLY FEATHERS SLOWLY | | |o o| FLOATING TO THE GROUND / \ /= Y =\ `'-. .-'` `'-.^.-'` (BUNNIES AREN'T MADE OF FEATHERS _| |_ _| |_ SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY /` `\ /` `\ CAME FROM) | / \ | | | |/ \| | ( ) | MY SOLEM PROMISE TO YOU: / \ /\ \ / /\ | .-~-. | | '._)_.' | WHEN I FUCK OUT A BUNNY I'M NOT \ { } / \ / DOING IT FOR ME OR FOR YOU OR jgs \ '-=-' / \ '.___.' / EVEN FOR THE BUNNY .--' ;---; '--. .--' \---/ '--. `-------' '-------` `-------' '-------` I'M DOING IT FOR ALL OF US ______________________ Q | | ___|\_.-, | I'M THE CHIEF S\ Q~\___ \| | |( )o 5) Q | INNOVATION |\\ \_ () | | \'. _'/'. | OFFICER .-. 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I'M GOIN TO GET A TATTOO OF / // \ / \ ANOTHER SET OF BALLS ON MY TAINT | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | YOU KNOW JUST TO COVER ALL BASES \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' ___ ,'/|\`. :,',^.`.: |,'_ _`.| SO I BOUGHT A PEDOMETER |:`*)*';| ;|\ _ /|: I WALKED AROUND WITH IT AND ,-(||.)-(.||)-. THE NUMBERS KEPT GETTING HIGHER |' \|(\ /)|/ ` `:. 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IN THE MATRIX AND BEAT OFF |`-._`-.\,-'_| _,-'. `-.|.-' | |`.-'|_ WHAT | |_|,-'_`. |-._,-' | NO, ME NEITHER jrei | | _,' '-|_,-' IT'S JUST A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( IN THE OCEAN ( ( - ) ) NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU NAG ) ) ( ( (__) \ ) /,(@)~(@\__) \\ \ / // \\/\'/\// (/^.^.^\) |^.^.^| |^.^.^| \^.^.^/ \^.^/ )^( /^.^\ /.^,^.\ jgs,/-,-|-,-\, ^~^~^`^~^~^ . / \ / . \ / / \ \ PENIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / WW \ \ / / C_ "-.__ \ \ / / "- "_ \ \ ctr / / //|--L-\\ \ \ (NO OFFENSE) / / // |// \\ \ \ / `-----------------' \ `-----------------------' ..ed$$$$$be.. .d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c .$$$$P"" $$$ ""*$$$$c NO BLOOD FOR ELECTROWEAK GAUGE SYMMETRY z$$$*" $$$ *$$$e z$$$" $$$ ^$$$L $$$F $$$ '$$$ 4$$$ d$$$$. $$$F 4$$$ .$$$$$$$e $$$F $$$r d$$P$$$$$$$. .$$$" *$$$..$$$" $$$ "$$$e $$$P *$$$$$P" $$$ ^*$$$$$$ *$$$$c. $$$ .z$$$$P ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" "*$$$$$$$$$*"" """"" Gilo94' _ ,'| _ |`, _ ,'| _ |`, _ (:\ /// /:) \\\ (:\ /// /:) \\\ (:\ \:\ )// /:/ \\( \:\ )// /:/ \\( \:\ ==\:(======/:(=====):/=====):\====\:(======/:(=====):/=====):\====\:(=== )\\ /:/ //( \:\ )\\ /:/ //( \:\ )\\ \\\ (:/ /// \:) \\\ (:/ /// \:) \\\ Krogg`.| " |.' " `.| " |.' " `.| I'M A CUTTER AND SOMETIMES EVEN A PASTER (() /|||\ (())))) I THINK I LOVE YOU (|( */ ))( ,` (|)()) ( ) \ o ,...., /, _) (\_ |::::: .\\__| \ \ (::::: NOPE, WAIT, SORRY, FALSE ALARM /\\ | \_\ \;;; ( |)| \ \__)_(__ JUST GAS | | \ ) | | \ | | | __ | :/ | | | \ |_____| | | | \/ | |___| | \ | ) I\__\ _| |.___._.'_ SO FUCK OFF \`--, (_____( ) Sher^ `'' |_| __ __ .-'.' .-. '.'-. .'.(( ( ^ `> )).'. (COCKS GUN) /`'- \'._____\ (_____.'/ -'`\ |-''`.'------' '------'.`''-| OKAY HANDS UP WHO HAS A TONGUE PIERCING |.-'`.'.'.`/ | | \`.'.'.`'-.| \ .' . / | | | | \ . '. / '._. : _|_| |_|_ : ._.' SEE IT'S A FUN GAME LIKE SKEET SHOOTING ````` /T"Y"T\ ````` / | | | \ EXCEPT IT ACTUALLY IMPROVES THE GENE POOL jgs `'`'`'`'`'` .-"""-. | : : | / ===== \ [ ] "-[#]-" T T () | | ll WAIT... _ | | _ ll .-| |\_/| |-. ll DID SOMEONE JUST SAY / |.:::::.| \ lX WHAT WHAT (IN THE BUTT) ??? / <>+:[:]:+<> | /ll |.-Y-+%:::%+-Y-.\ //ll || | |;---;| | \\// ll PLEASE DIE NOW || | |:::::| | \Y ||_| |:::::| |_ ||#\u(""""")u/# LS ||# :|| :|| :# X'#__|`._.'|__# | :| | :| | :| | :| .---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; / \ WHO SAYS VIDEO GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE / \ | /_ _\ | EVER SINCE I STARTED PLAYING GTA I HAVEN'T \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ FELT THE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND KILL HOOKERS \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ AS MUCH AS I USED TO /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.' , , /^\ ___ /^\_/ `...' /` ,__\ ,' ~ ( ,___\ ,, ., \ \___ \\\ .'.' .-. ) .'.-\\\`.`. '.-. ( / (==== ."". 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WAIT HE'S ALREADY FREE .-. / .' `. \ .-. ||\`/ / __ __ \ \'/|| || `|| /(_| |(_\ ||' || \\ || `--' `--' || // \\_\ \ Y / /_// FUCK THAT PUT THAT BASTARD `--`.`. `.-^-.' .'.'--' BACK IN CAPTIVITY (IT'S THE > `-.`='.-' < ONLY WAY HE'LL LEARN) .' `. `-._________.-' hjw | (_) \ ___ _ / ", /RRRb A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY ./( ( ) - | MMN TO BEING A FAT DISEASED FAGGOT f^~Y^| \MMM ~ ^ ^ /^--^\ | | | ^ | ~> < | \ i | mOm , , /| _,_ |\ | \.'` \ `'./ | | / /`> \ | WHY IS IRON MAN SUCKING DICK FOR CRACK ; | / |o| \ | ; \_\ /.8.\ /_/ _.-' .'/ \'. '-._ \__.' | | `;.__/ / | | ; | | \ | \ '._.' | | \ \ | | / / | | | | / / | | | | | | \ \ | |/ / \ \| / / jgs `\ \ | / \ `;/ `| | _,--, _ __,-'____| ___ /' | TINA FEY'S GENERAL AESTHETICS WOULD /' `\,--,/' `\ /' | DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BY THE ( ) ( )' CALLOUS INTRODUCTION OF MY BONER \_ _/' `\_ _/ pb """ """ ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// I'M A CATHOLIC HOMOSEXUAL ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | I.E., SOMEONE WHO IS EITHER A LIAR ._., - |.,_ // OR IS VERY, VERY, VERY CONFUSED _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ _______________ |,----------. |\ I'M LIVEBLOGGING A TELEVISED DEBATE !!!!!!! || |=| | || || | | SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE DEBATE YOURSELF || . _o| | | __ YOU CAN WATCH MY BLOGGING IN REAL TIME ON |`-----------' |/ /~/ WHAT IS HAPPENING DURING AN EVENT THAT ANYONE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / CAN VIEW THEMSELVES IF THEY WISH !!!!!!! ~~ Ojoshiro SO IN SUMMARY HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH END MY LIFE NOW .^._.^. I'M ALL EMO IN THE SENSE THAT ANYBODY | . . | WHO ACTUALLY USES THE WORD "EMO" ( --- ) NEEDS TO GET PUNCHED LIKE THE .' '. FUCKING FAGGOT THAT HE IS |/ \| \ /-\ / SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?!?!?!?!? V V PUNCH ME IN THE TITS I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE OVER OS X WINDOW FOCUS AND "SPACES" __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | / | | | / | | ___________________ | ; | | :__________________/: | | | | | '.| | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp I MEAN IT '-. '-. _____ I SURE LIKE SEEING COMMERCIALS WITH .-._ | '. ELLEN DEGENERES IN THEM BECAUSE : .. | : THAT REALLY MOTIVATES ME TO BUY THINGS '-._+ | .-' / \ .'i--i / \ .-'_/____\___ .-' : fsc: \ \ \ .`---. \ \__________ __/ _ \ \ | ;(_-\_\ \ \ ___,_:_C) "-._ '_____________\_,' / | \ "-._ / | \ ` / / | \ \ / / | \ \/ \b | \ | \n | \ / \i | \/ I THINK I'D BETTER STOP USING \ | / REISERFS BECAUSE SHIT THAT \ / PRACTICALLY MAKES ME AN ACCOMPLICE \ / \ / \ / V ,="=-. ,`'oo' \o`. ( .88 |^||^)) ) THAT LITTLE LUPE'S A REAL TROOPER , ) ) `@ (@' (. ( ` , `C ' ) `) `-=' ,/ ._c/ `-=' ,-( `-.,')-. gpyy `( ) `' '` _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'M GOING TO PROTEST TORTURE BY WATERBOARDING MY FRIENDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS PRETTY MUCH PROVING WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT IT'S NOT REALLY TORTURE BECAUSE IF IT WERE I FUCKING WOULDN'T DO THIS (RE: CUTTING, BURNING, SEVERING LIMBS, REMOVING TESTICLES, ELECTROCUTION, RAPING LOVED ONES, ETC.) _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ MOTHER AND DAUGHTER TEAM UP _\L. | \ ___ ON AN ALL-NEW MEDIUM / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ FURRHRHHHHHFHFHFFFFFF OH GOD OH GOD \ \ )/ /__( OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD FFUFUFUURUUFFHFH ___ | /_//___| \_________ RUFUFHHRHRHHRHHH HORRIBLE DIARRHEA _/ ( / OUuuu \ MR `----'(____________) .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. THERE IS A FATWA AGAINST MY BALLS / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' JUST FYI AsH `"----"' `"----"' ____________ / _.'\ \ AS A DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY VOTER I'M TORN / _.' \ \ BETWEEN BEING LABELLED SEXIST OR RACIST /_.-' \___\ |\_\ `` .- \ _/| | _\___________. | P | / \ | r |/ \| 5 |__________________| 9 __ __ / \ /| |'-. INSTEAD OF SPENDING TIME AND MONEY .\__/ || | | TO IMPROVE MY OWN SELF IMAGE, I'LL JUST _ / `._ \|_|_.-' UPGRADE MY VIRTUAL PERSONA IN SECOND LIFE | / \__.`=._) (_ |/ ._/ |"""""""""| |'. `\ | | BECAUSE THAT MAKES TOTAL FUCKING SENSE!!! ;"""/ / | | jgs ) /_/| |.-------.| DOESN'T IT ' `-`' " " .--. .' '. / .-. \ ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT GEERT WILDERS --./ / \ \ IS THAT HIS HAIR IS SO AWESOME / `. | | IT CAN DEFLECT BULLETS | | | / | / | / `. / `' `-. | .' '. /\ .' \ /`-. _.-' | .' '. / `' / .' . `'. / _ | / .' | .'. `. / | '-. | | .' | | '-. '.| / \ / `-' / \ `. / \/ | \ `/ / / .. \ / / .--. | / '. | ( / .-' `. / / \ \ `' / .--. | | | \ / / . / \ | OR AT LEAST HE'LL END UP | \ `-' '-' WISHING IT COULD `-._| S-v ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| TOM SIZEMORE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D I GUESS THE QUESTION REALLY IS WHY || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P *WOULDN'T* I WANT TO WATCH HIS PORN MOVIES || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" .------.____ .-' \ ___) .-' \\\ .-' ___ \\) LOOK AT ME .-' / (\ |) __ \ ( | | I USE THE WORD "ORIENTATE" / \ \__'| | / \____).-' BECAUSE I EAT DICK .' / | / . / | .' / \/ | / / \ | / / _|_ \ / /\ /\ \ / /__v__\ ' | | | .#| VK |#. .##| |#######| |#######| ,-===-. ,-. /=,(o).=\ I'M SURPRISED THAT XKCD GUY DEIGNS TO \ /==|o_0|==\ EVEN WRITE COMICS FOR THE REST OF US PEONS \(===\ - /===) \`=.=|J|=,=',-. SINCE HE'S OBVIOUSLY PRETTY SURE HE'S X `=' `=' X |\ SO GODDAMN AWESOME / \ / \ | \ / /|\`x'/|\ \`--' ( `""`-'_`-'""' ) `--T""\ ""T--' ] \ [ Ojo98 [""-o\""] ____ .-. .-"` `",( __\_ IF I COULD LEARN TO BEAT OFF .-==:;-._ .' .-. `'. LEFTY IT'D DAMN SURE MAKE .' `"-:'-/ ( \} -=a .) ME A LOT MORE PRODUCTIVE / \/ \,== `- __..-'` '-' | | | .'\ `; I'M LOOKING AT YOU MR. MOUSE \ _/---'\ ( `"` /.`._ ) \ `; YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING \`-/.' `"` `"\`-. WAIT THIS IS A PICTURE OF A REAL MOUSE jgs `"` OUR FUCKING ART DEPARTMENT SUCKS ||====================================================================|| ||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\|| ||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)|| ||\\$// ~ '------========--------' \\$//|| ||<< / /$\ // ____ \\ \ >>|| ||>>| 12 //L\\ // ///..) \\ L38036133B 12 |<<|| ||<<| \\ // || <|| >\ || |>>|| ||>>| \$/ || $$ --/ || One Hundred |<<|| ||====================================================================||>|| ||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\||<|| ||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)||>|| ||\\$// ~ '------========--------' \\$//||\|| ||<< / /$\ // ____ \\ \ >>||)|| ||>>| 12 //L\\ // ///..) \\ L38036133B 12 |<<||/|| ||<<| \\ // || <|| >\ || |>>||=|| ||>>| \$/ || $$ --/ || One Hundred |<<|| ||<<| L38036133B *\\ |\_/ //* series |>>|| ||>>| 12 *\\/___\_//* 1989 |<<|| ||<<\ Treasurer ______/Franklin\________ Secretary 12 />>|| ||//$\ ~|UNITED STATES OF AMERICA|~ /$\\|| ||(100)=================== ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS =================(100)|| ||\\$//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\$//|| ||====================================================================|| DEFACING ALL MY CASH WITH BRAILLE OBSCENITIES __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ / \ | :: \ / /. \ / ::: | | |::. \ / :::'/ | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` POOR FURRIES / ( / 0 _ 0 \ WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO ANYONE \/ \_/ \/ -== '.' | '.' ==- /\ '-^-' /\ \ _ _ / OH YEAH THEY HAVE A DISGUSTING .-`-((\o/))-`-. FETISH WHICH CLEARLY INDICATES _ / //^\\ \ _ THAT THEY NEED TO BE PUT DOWN ."o".( , .:::. , )."o". |o o\\ \:::::/ //o o| \ \\ |:::::| // / \ \\__/:::::\__// / \ .:.\ `':::'` /.:. / \':: |_ _| ::'/ jgs `---` `"""""` `---` _____ _.'_____`._ THE EARLIEST CLOCKS WERE BASED ON LITTLE MORE THAN POO .'.-' 12 `-.`. /,' 11 1 `.\ IT WAS NOT THE MOST ACCURATE SYSTEM, GRANTED // 10 / 2 \\ ;; / :: BUT IT WAS A START || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ FURTHERMORE THE FIRST ATTEMPT AT STANDARDIZED WEIGHT '.`-.__6__.-'.' AND LENGTH MEASUREMENTS WERE ALSO POO-BASED ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ HENCE THE EXPRESSION "HEAVY AS A KING'S TURD" '--'SSt '--' I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT FAMOUS NATHAN'S IT IS STILL UNKNOWN EXACTLY WHAT NATHAN IS FAMOUS FOR BUT IT IS PRESUMED TO BE DISGUSTING _ _ ( \ / ) \ \.-------------./ / \( )/ `.___________.' /| __ / | ,-~ / Y :| // / | jj /( .^ >-"~"-v" / Y jo o | NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE CARROTS ( ~T~ j >._-' _./ / "~" | Y _, | /| ;-"~ _ l / l/ ,-"~ \ \//\/ .- \ Y / Y* l I ! ]\ _\ /"\ (" ~----( ~ Y. ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ ,-'" "`-. FUCKING FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK ,'_ `. / / \ ,- \ I'M A SMILEY FACE BUT YOU DON'T OWN ME __ | \_0 --- | / | | | YOU DEMANDING FUCKERS I HAVE A LIFE TOO \ \ `--.______,-/ | ___) \ ,--"" ,/ | FUCKING GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU MAKING ME / _ \ \-_____,- / DO A LITTLE DANCE IN FRONT OF YOU SO YOU \__-/ \ | `. ,' CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES \___/ < '--------' \__/\ | Wny I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU \__//N I HATE YOU WITH A PURE HATE THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE BEFORE MATTER, BEFORE ENERGY, BEFORE THE GODS THEMSELVES MY HATE WAS THERE SO FUCKING HAVE A FUCKING NICE FUCKING DAY (QUIET SOBBING) IF HILLARY CLINTON IS ELECTED, FIFTY PERCENT OF OUR NATIONAL BUDGET WILL BE DEVOTED TO SHOPPING TEN PERCENT TO GETTING HAIR AND NAILS DONE THIRTY FOR WEBCAMS, LUBRICATION, AND DVD COPIES OF TITANIC THE REMAINING TEN PERCENT WILL BE RESERVED FOR FILING FALSE RAPE CHARGES AND CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS WILL BE FORCED TO LEARN WHAT AND WHERE THE CLITORIS ACTUALLY IS IT WILL BE LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GETTING SUCKED UP BY SOME GIANT, FLAPPY, VACUOUS VAGINA I I ___ I ___ /^^^^___^^^^\ I /^^^^___^^^^\ /^^^/V/V/V/V/V/V\^\I/^/V\V\V\V\V\V\^^^\ /^^/V/\/V/V/V/V/V/V/V\Y/V\V\V\V\V\V\V\/\V\^^\ /^ /V/V/V\V/V/V/V/V/Vv//I\\vV\V\V\V\V\V/V\V\V\ ^\ /^ /V/V/V/V/\/V/V/vVVVv//^O^\\vVVVv\V\V\/\V\V\V\V\ ^\ / /V/V/V/vvVVV\^^^ // I \\ ^^^/VVVvv\V\V\V\ \ //vvvVV^^ \ // _I_ \\ / ^^VVvvv\\ / \ // (o o) \\ / \ \ // / \=/ \ \\ / \// / /===\ \ \\/ (/==OOO=====OOO==\) TV _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ |\ ^ ^ | .//_O \O_ \ I HAVE TITS \_ (_) / \ \_/ / __/\ /\__ / \ \ / / \ / \/\/\/ \ / | . | \ / | . | \ JRO ..--""| | | | .---' (\-.--| |---------. / \) \ | | \ NOT SURE WHICH IS LAMER: |:. | | | | |:. | |o| | 1. UWE BOLL'S MOVIES |:. | `"` | |:. |_ __ __ _ __ / OR `""""`""|=`|"""""""` |=_| 2. FAGGOTS WHO WRITES PETITIONS jgs |= | BEGGING UWE BOLL TO MAKE BETTER MOVIES __ IS IT JUST ME OR IS M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN /\ \ GETTING REALLY LAZY WITH HIS MOVIE TITLES / /\ \ / /__\_\ "THE MOVIE" mn \/_____/ "REMEMBER SIXTH SENSE WAS AWESOME ??!?!?! WATCH ME" OR MAYBE "THE PREMISE" |/| |/| THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE |/| |/| |/| |/| _ |/| / ) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (___) /__/\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| | | |/| ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS ____ ,' Y`. / \ \ () () / IS DEFCON SOME SORT OF `. /\ ,' CONFERENCE FOR RAPPERS??? 8====| "" |====8 `LLLU' __________________ /\ ______________ \ CHECK OUT MY USER BOXES !!!!!1111 /::\ \ZZZZZZZZZZZZ/\ \ /:/\.\ \ /:/\:\ \ [ ] THIS USER IS AN ANARCHO-PRIMITIVIST /:/Z/\:\ \ /:/Z/\:\ \ /:/Z/__\:\ \____/:/Z/ \:\ \ [ ] THIS USER IS AN INSURRECTIONARY /:/Z/____\:\ \___\/Z/ \:\ \ ANARCHIST \:\ \ZZZZZ\:\ \ZZ/\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ [ ] THIS USER TOUCHES DONKEY BALLS \:\ \ \:\ \_\;\_\_____\;\ \ WHENEVER HE GETS THE OPPORTUNITY \:\ \ \:\_________________\ \:\ \ /:/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/ [ ] THIS USER IS A MEMBER OF THE \:\ \ /:/Z/ \:\ \ /:/Z/ ANARCHISM TASK FORCE \:\ \/:/Z/ \:\ \/:/Z/ \:\/:/Z/________\;\/:/Z/ [ ] THIS USER HAS NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL \::/Z/_______itz__\/Z/ \/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/ [ ] THIS USER NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :- :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) : IS IT JUST ME OR DOES A SMILEY MAKE YOU HARD :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- -) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) : :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :- tQn __,_____ (( __.==--" - - - - - - -------- ==> /\(-' `-)))/))) HEY YOU KNOW WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON ?!?!?!? (((((\( )/)\)\\ INCLUDING PORN OUTTAKES WHERE THE STUPID ,//(((((\\. WHORE WHINES ABOUT HOW SHE GOT JIZZ IN HER ((( (! !) ))) HAIR ON HER CLOTHES OR ON THE COUCH OR SOME _))) - |(_ STUPID SHIT AFTER THE SCENE IS OVER WHEN SHE ._//\ O /\\_. DOESN'T REALIZE/CARE THE CAMERA IS STILL ROLLING `-'_/`,-.'\-`- ,' \/===\/ `. BECAUSE SURELY WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AFTER BLOWING hjw MY LOAD IS SHRILL WHINING AND NAGGING SINCE THAT'S WHAT I NORMALLY FUCKING HEAR ANYWAY \| ... -:. //||\\ _. `::::' Q Q ``::::::+. ._"__.' \ ____ `==' _._ .' ` .' .:- .-. ` .' '.') ' _` /||. __.--|_.' ' : ( \/' /\\ /,=-U' ' : `. `. /U ' ' . ( -._.---" ....-----( ' . ` -. ) .%\%:%\ '`. ` ` .' _ ( .%::%:%:%:....--`--..-' \ ( ``-.\%:%'' \ \ \\ ""\\-' `. \ `:-=/) `( ) ` .aa. / a:f_______________________________ a888a _________ ______... .."\Y8y .......------"""""" __.. . \\ -.o_ . __..--'' .-' `+ () `-' __..---""" ..........|_ `-. . '' ....:::::::::::::.\.' ) . .-' ````::::::''''.""" . .-' . . . . IS IT JUST ME OR IS ED BEGLEY, JR. THE KIND OF GUY WHO SHOULD BY ALL ACCOUNTS BE ALLOWED TO QUIETLY STARVE NOTE: ALLOWED, NOT FORCED WE ALL KNOW HE'LL DO THE DIRTY WORK HIMSELF .-"''-. _ .' `( \ @/ ') ,--,__,-" / / \ / / _/ __| , |/ / .~ `\ / \ , | / .~ `\ ` / _/ _/ PEOPLE WHO USE .TGZ AND .TBZ .~ `\ ~~`__/ / FILE EXTENSIONS ARE PEDOPHILES ~ `--'/ / / / / /' /jgs ,,,, / ' /.. / THE BEST PART ABOUT SONY WINNING THE FORMAT WARS ( c D IS THAT FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS I HAVE TO ENDURE \- '\_ THE FACT THAT ANYONE WRITING THE WORD "BLU-RAY" MAY `-'\)\ IN FACT BE A PERFECTLY NORMAL ADULT HUMAN BEING |_ \ |U \\ (__,// |. \/ LL__I ||| ||| ,,-``'\ jv _,,---.)\__ JUST REMEMBER FOLKS: ,'. ""`. f.: \ IF WIKIPEDIA IS EVER WRONG, ,-.|: ,-. ,-. Y-. ESPECIALLY IN AN ARTICLE ABOUT ,-. f , \. /: \ . / | j YOU, THEN IT'S *YOUR* FAULT f. Y `.`. _`. ,'_ |f |: | ) ) "` "` |' BECAUSE AFTER ALL IF YOU'D l:. l ( ' --. j BEEN CONTRIBUTING YOU WOULD Y: Y_,--.Y: __ ( HAVE FIXED IT ,-.| ,'.::..):.. ,'"-'Y. 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Y l;;;;;:::`-;;;::.... j;;::.| AND SOMEHOW THIS LOGIC `;;;;;;;;;:);;;;:::::... /\;;;;:j MAKES SENSE TO WIKIPEDOS PK "`------'-.;;;;::::::::...._,-'" `---' ``"""""""""""'' _.._ / a\__, PRETTY SURE I SAW AL GORE FUCK A DUCK \ -.___/ IN ONE OF THOSE TED TALKS RIGHT ON STAGE \ \ (\____) \ |\_( )) (IT WAS HARD TO WATCH BUT STRANGELY ENTICING) _____| (_ /________ _\____(______/__ gnv ______ ,/|\ //&') '')( THERE CAN ONLY BE FOUR OR FIVE, MAYBE SIX TOPS (( ) )( ( (=M=[)###########> (( ) (( )_ ((__,) mrz ,d$b ,d$$P' ,d$$$' I'M FUCKIN' HOT SHIT ,d$$$P' ,d$PB$' ,d$$$P' d$$$P' d$$$P' ___,,---''\ d$$P' ___,,---'' \_/'\P' \ __ ,---,_ | _/' \ ,-" `\\ \ `)/`\ \ | \ )`-`\_-'"'\ \ \ `--'`\/ `\ ) \ DIAGRAM THAT FUCKIN' SENTENCE \ `\ `,_\-' \ \ \_,' \ \ ___,,---'' \___,,---'' pb `~ _ _____ ` _ ~ 7____// DEAR INCONSIDERATE FUCKING PARENT WHO GAVE THEIR - ` ~ _ ~ `/----/( FUCKING IDIOT DIPSHIT KID A WHISTLE: / / `& ad ( ( ) DIE SCREAMING `(O)_`&_.% | | | | o __ (::\ _____ _\::\__ /| _(::( \::\__ JIMBO WALES IS A WP:FAGGOT AND NEEDS WP:DICK / | _(::\::\ \::\:\ \ |_(::Y\""`.\__\_|""\ \___\/__\ ___________\ ( ( \ x \ __ _ _ _\ |_:__\~ \ \_ |\| `(__\ |z: \ \ \ |"\\_7 _)\ |i: \ \ \ |p: \ # \____________\ |p: \ / / cjr (o:______ \/____________/ ) ( ) I'M AN ULTRA-HIGH ENERGY COSMIC RAY .- ( -----. / 8//=/\=, / `=========='| | )\ | | FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE BUTTHOLE | ( ) | | |__'"``__|/ VK _ _ ( \ / ) \ \.-------------./ / MY BONER HAS A FIRST NAME / IT'S B-O-N-E-R \( )/ VK `.___________.' 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THERE'S A SPORE CREATURE CREATOR OUT ALREADY ?!?!?!? (THE INTERNET MYSTERIOUSLY FILLS UP WITH HUGE STEAMING TURDS) _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) MY BALLS ARE AWESOME | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) MR __,--'\ __,--' :. \. _,--' \`. BIPOLAR DISORDER IS A SERIOUS DISEASE /|\ ` \ `. / | \ `: \ `/ IT IS CHALLENGING AND CAN AFFECT YOUR / '| \ `:. \ JOB AND FRIENDS / , | \ \ / |: \ `:. \ /| ' | \ :. _,-'`. \' |, / \ ` \ `:. _,-'_| `/ '._; \ . \ `_,-'_,-' \' `- .\_ |\,-'_,-' SO WALK IT OFF, FAGGOT `--|_,`' jrei `/ .-. (/^\) (\ /) NO FAIR .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ I HAD TO PLAY PORTAL AS A WOMAN \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ _)_ .-'(/ '-. / ` \ / - - \ MY FIRST NAME IS "STARCHILD" (` a a `) BECAUSE MY PARENTS HATE ME \ ^ / '. '---' .' .-`'---'`-. / \ / / ' ' \ \ _/ /| |\ \_ `/|\` |+++++++|`/|\` /\ /\ | `-._.-` | \ / \ / |_ | | _| jgs | _| |_ | (ooO Ooo) ,-""-. /) / c/-} // ( ,--)T-. // NEWS FLASH: `/ ,_) )\__,-/ / /. \'_,-"< GLORIA STEINEM IS STILL WHINEY / / ) _`).__ _/,' ( ""-."-. ALSO MORE CREAKY, SCRATCHY '-/ _/`-----. ),' o!O '"-'"""----" `;.`;'. `;);.(~;(`; `(;);;;;;);(::` ;)(; ; ;;~;;;(; SHOVING `(`;;~- -~(;~;)`) ;(`;) ' ;);;; ; AND PUSHING `;);;(;`\ ^_/(;)~;;); (;);.;) ':);( ..(; AND CRYING AFTERWARDS `'((;); )(.');`: ;.' );("'(""/; ;`.) AND FILING A HUMAN RIGHTS COMPLAINT | | / / \ \;);: | |/ /WwW\ \;`' \ /) .X.\ \ \_/ .X. \_/ TS _ (_) _ _ .=. (_) NURSES DO IT WITH CARE (_) _ //(`)_ //`\/ |\ 0`\\ MINERS DO IT DEEPER ||-.\_|_/.-|| )/ |_____| \( _ PHYSICISTS DO IT WITH GREATER TORQUE 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ WATCHMAKERS DO IT FOR HOURS _ ((|, ^ ,|)) (_) `||\_/||` THE BLIND DO IT WHEN THEY FIND EACH OTHER || _ || _ | \_/ | (_) LAWYERS DO IT IN THEIR BRIEFS 0.__.\ /.__.0 `._ `"` _.' PIZZA DELIVERY MEN DO IT IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS jgs / ; \ \ 0'-' )/`'-0 WHORES DO IT FOR MONEY 0` ... WAIT, THAT ONE DOESN'T REALLY WORK _ _ ( \ / ) I WONDER \ \.-------------./ / \( )/ VK `.___________.' DOES CORY DOCTOROW PREFER TANGY OR SPICY DICKS _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ I'M PRETTY SURE WOMEN | .'_ _\/ JUST MADE UP THE TERM / ) a a| "FRIZZ" / ( > | ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ ..,;;;;,. .:((()()())):. :(()"'"'""'()): BLAH BLAH SAVING GRACE BLAH BLAH .:()"<*>.<*>"():. :())) ._. (((): (())\ -=- /(()) .'(()) - (())('. / ))\ /(( \ ______/ /( \_/ ) \ \______/ ________( : )_________ \____._._____/ )===[]===( TC / \ ___ .--. .--.-" "-' .- | / .-,` .' FOR THE LAST TIME \ ` \ '. ! \ I HAVE BEEN CHARGED FOR THE WRONG PORN | ! .--. | \ '--' /.____ I WANTED TO WATCH DOUBLE PENETRATION /`-. \__,'.' `\ NOT HOT LATINAS __/ \`-.____.-' `\ / | `---`'-'._/-` \----' _ PLEASE REMOVE HOT LATINAS FROM MY |,-'` / | _.-' `\ BILL AND CHARGE ME ONLY FOR THE .' / |--'` / | DOUBLE PENETRATION / /\ ` | | | .\/ \ .--. __ \ | THANK YOU '-' '._ / `\ / jgs `\ ' |------'` \ | | \ / '._ _.' `` | -x- | v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ \\ _\, y | \// _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| I LOVE YOUR BALLS YOU KNOW `7-,--.`._|| / / , /' `-. `./ / |/_.' | |// |_ / PSYCHE I'M ONLY USING THEM TO |- | GET INTO THE THEATER FOR FREE | =| | | --------------------/ , . \--------._ jg | CHRIST IF YOU'RE MY LORD WHY DO YOU PISS ON ME SO MUCH ___O___ \/|\/ PTHHT PTHTHTH FFTHTH MORE PISS ISN'T REALLY AN ANSWER, CHRIST // \\ PTHHHFH FTHHE AAHHHH EWWWW THAT WAS A HAIR | ^ / \ \ / SPONGEBOB SQUAREPUNCH | | | | | 0 | // ||\\ (( // || \\)) \\ //|| )) ( )) // alyosha // (( ______ ,-' ; ! `-. / : ! : . \ |_ ; __: ; | IF YOU DON'T PLAY WITH MY JUNK )| . :)(. ! | I WILL RING YOUR DOORBELL AND RUN |" (##) _ | SO HELP ME GOD | : ;`' (_) ( | : : . | )_ ! , ; ; | || . . : : | |" . | : . | |mt-2_;----.___| ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p IT'S GREAT THAT THERE'S AN "^^" T#### "ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS" CATEGORY d###P IN WIKIPEDIA, THE GREATEST THING _g###@F SINCE SLICED BULLSHIT _gN##@P gN###F" d###F JUST THINK: WHEN THE EXECUTION 0###F ORDERS ARE GIVEN, THEY'VE ALREADY 0###F SIGNED THE ROLL CALL 0###F "NN@' ___ DH q###r "" _ ,' `,. IF YOU PUT CHOCOLATE SYRUP ON VANILLA ICE CREAM >-.(__) THEN IT MAKES IT TASTE ALL CHOCOLATEY (_,-' | `. | TRUE STORY `.| hjw ` ___ //))))) )))@_@) IDLY GLANCING AT WOMEN'S MAGAZINES ON THE ((( = ) MAGAZINE STAND OF GROCERY STORES HAS TAUGHT ))) -(_ __ ME A NEW WORD: VA-JAY-JAY / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | APPARENTLY DEMONSTRATING THAT WOMEN ARE TOO < \ (\_/ STUPID TO PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY ????? `.\ \ {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ WAIT SHOW ME YOUR BA-BOO-BAYS / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw ______ .==<_\),__) ,o(_/) /| ///// /___/ | OKAY TOO MUCH BOOZE TIME FOR MY SAVING THROW-UP //// ___/ // \ / /-' / , / ( | | \ \ | ) | | / / \ / GET IT ( / | / \/ (/ S-v _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] WELCOME TO THE CLOSED TOILET |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| LID OF AMERICAN POLITICS |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ..ooooo.. 888 ,d888888888b. ocgmmo 888 d8P"' `"Y8b 88888P IF I SAY "POMO" THAT IPSO FACTO 888.d8P Y8b d88888' MAKES ME REALLY SMART Y88888 88,888888 `88888 88888888' Y8888b d8888888' ALSO: IF I SAY "IPSO FACTO" Y8888b.. .,d888888P' THAT MAKES ME REALLY SMART TOO `Y88888888888888888P' `"Y8888888888P""' d8P' `""""""' `Y8b ,d8888888P d8P Y8b Y8888888b. `Y888888P d8P Y8b Y888888P' cgmm Y8b. d8P Y8b ,d8P .="=. /\_ /|6 6|\ _/\ WRITE ME A CHECK FOR $1,000.00 \_//O\_+_/O\\_/ \\\/`"""`\/// THEN WRITE ME ANOTHER FOR $2,000.00 \ ($) / ./---/_\---\. IF YOU KEEP DOUBLING THE AMOUNT AND WRITING /`"---------"`\ CHECKS TO ME, GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU / / | \ \ / / | \ \ I'M A FORTUNE COOKIE THEMED PONZI SCHEME jgs `._._.-'-._.-'-.' ,--.--._ ------" _, \___) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!! (SQUIRT) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!!! / _/____) (SQUIRT) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!!! (SQUIRT) TRUTH TO \//(____) POWER !!!!!!! (SQUIRT) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!! (SQUIRT) ------\ (__) TRUTH TO POWER !!!!!!!! (HORRIBLE SPLATTERY DIARRHEA) JW `-----" \ |/ , MEN'S ROGAINE FOAM /\\(^/, ' @ @ -\ I PUT IT ON MY BUTT AND ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FEET c /\ = \ tre ,,,,, ////""\ . (((/ m m -|- __ )))c = ) | (__) ////-./~` . [] (((( `.`\ :: [] )))`\ \)).-;.' .------, [] (() `._.-'` _( )[] )/ `. | .'`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))\`.----'`[] jgs ( \' { ~ - ~~ _ ~ - ~~ - ~ - (( | | [] .-.--\ \ { )) | | [] |_;_._`\ |{ ((__|_|-----[] | ; ``` ;{ )) [] | /``-.____/ `~~~[]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'-' [] `' (__) (__) DEAR GOD, IF YOU REALLY EXIST PLEASE KILL EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER USED THE WORD "HUGGLE" IN A SENTENCE AMEN P.S. MAKE THAT A VIOLENT DEATH PLEASE LOOK AT ME I'M SMART !!!!!!!!!11111 __..-..__ WHITE HAT GREY HAT BLACK HAT WHITE HAT ______ | __""""===,,,,__ _ _ GREY HAT BLACK HAT WHITE HAT GREY HAT ___| |--| | ,------/-/,_) BLACK HAT WHITE HAT GREY HAT BLACK |______|--|______|/ PG HAT WHITE HAT GREY HAT BLACK HAT _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ DEAR FRIEND .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ I HEREBY DUB YOU '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | BEER THE FIRST PMH ~~----~~ _______ ---' ____) (_____) (_____) VK (____) ---.__(___) _______ ---' ____)____ I'M GOING TO GIVE MY DAUGHER THE MIDDLE NAME ______) "CRIMEFIGHTER" BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT _______) WILL MAKE OTHER KIDS TREAT HER WITH KINDNESS VK _______) AND RESPECT PLUS I'M A FUCKING HOMO (AS ---.__________) EVIDENCED BY THE FACT THAT I PUT NAIL POLISH _______ ON MY FINGERNAILS AND WEAR TOO MANY RINGS) ---' ____)____ ______) __________) VK (____) ---.__(___) '.-----/`. / '/ AS A KITTEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KITTEN-TAIL CONGRUENCE __'`__ .''-. \o) o/ \ SPECIFICALLY THAT THE TAIL I LIKE TO PLAY WITH AND BITE (`Y .) \ IS IN FACT A PART OF ME BUT HEY WHATEVER BACK TO WORK `--|__7 \ / | __ / / NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW \ ) \ // NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW \ \--X Y // NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW (-`.`--_.-' /_) NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW BP `-.__.-' NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW NOM OW _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ WILMA FROM BUCK ROGERS ?!?!?!?!?!?? / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) UNF UNF UNF ( /\__~__|( /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ \| \__'/ \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | EWWW SHE'S ALL OLD NOW /| ) / |________| UNF UNF UNF ANYWAY BECAUSE I'M A REAL TROOPER | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . .-~~\ / \ _ ~x .-~_)_ I'M IN THE INIMITABLE SNOWMAN ~x".-~ ~-. _ ( / \ _ || T o o Y || ==:l l < ! I;== \\ \ .__/ / // \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.// WAIT WAIT I GOT THE ADJECTIVE WRONG }^ \.( ) _.'//. PLEASE COME BACK / }~Xi--~ // \ Y Y I\ \ " Y | | |o\ \ | | l_l Y T | l "o l_j ! Row \ / FUCK ___,.---^. o .^---.._____ "~~~ " ~ ~~~" _.._ .' .-'` HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW THE WORD QUR'AN LOOKS LIKE KLINGON / / | | HINT: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE BAD GUYS \ '.___.; jgs '._ _.' (THE TURBANS HIDE THE FOREHEAD RIDGES YOU SEE) `` .--._ `. `-. .-' `. THIS IS JUST LIKE ANDROMEDA STRAIN .' _..:._ `. .--.' `. EXCEPT WITH LESS 70S AND MORE COCKSUCKING _.' \. .--.\ .' | | | `--. | .--| D `; /'\/ ,`---'@ .' .' '._ `-.__.' WAIT WAIT SORRY I WAS THINKING OF .' .' _.`---' JULIE STRAIN .'--'' . `-..__.--. jgs ~-= =-~_- `-..___( ===; SO NEVER MIND CARRY ON ~-= - - .' `---' _____ j_____j /_____/_\ MAXIMUM RAPE |_(~)_| | | )"( | | hjw |(@_@)| | (A LITTLE KNOWN CRYSIS SUIT MODE) |_____|,' ~o__.__O LET'S DANCE TO THE LUSITANIA TWO-STEP \_)--:--/ ejm / <\ OOPS WHAT WAS THAT GLUG GLUG GLUG .-"""-. SARAH SILVERMAN NEEDS DICK -- AND URGENTLY / o\ | o 0).-. TO WIT: MINE | .-;(_/ .-. \ / /)).---._| `\ , '. ' /(( `'-./ _/| \ .' ) .-.;` / '. | `\-' '._ -' / (PLEASE FORGIVE THE VISUALIZATION OF A jgs ``""--`------` BABY OTTER AS OUR ART DEPARTMENT SUCKS) .,,-~&, ,~"~. { /`,__\`. > :::: { `}'~.~/\ \ <, ?::; I HAVE A GREAT IDEA {`}'\._/ ) } l_ f ,__/ l_,'`/ ,__}--{_. { `.__.' ( / } LET'S ORGANIZE A RAVE AND THEN JUST \ \ ) ) / ! GAS ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COME \'\`-'`-' / , 1 J; \ \___l,-_,___.' /1 ! Y k____-~'-l_____.' | l / THEN START IT UP ALL OVER AGAIN /===#=l l f IN ANOTHER LOCATION EVERY FEW WEEKS f 8 I===I=I t ! 8 f } Y \l | } THE BEAUTY OF THE IDEA: THEY'LL NEVER \ \ l Y; CATCH ON BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL HIGH `. \ } | !`, \ | | l / } ,1 | l/ / !l ,l / ,' ! \ \ / /! ! \ \ /_,f_l l___j. \ (_ \l_ `_ ,.-'`--( `.,'`. Y\__Y`--' `-'~x__J j' > ,/ ,^' mab f__J |/| | | WIENERS |/| | | |/| WIENERS WIENERS | | |/| WIENERS (___) (___) (___) WIENERS ??!?!?!?!? (___) (___) // \\ WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS // \\ WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS || || WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS || || WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS || || WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS \\EMC// --- WIENERS IS MY SAFE WORD BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING -- NURK _ _ | |------------| | .-'| | | |`-. I'M A HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR .' | | | | `. BUT NOT A VERY GOOD ONE .-' \ \ / / `-. AS IT TURNS OUT .' _.| |--------| |._ `. / -. .' | | | | `. .- \ / `( | |________| | )' \ | \ .i------------i. / | | .-')/ \(`-. | \ _.-'.-'/ ________ \`-.`-._ / \.-'_.-' / .-' ______ `-. \ `-._`-./\ `-' / .' .-' _ _`-. `. \ `-' \\ | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. | // / / / (4) ___ (1)_\ \ \ \\ | | | _ ,' `.==' `| | | // | | | (5) | B.T.| (O) | | | // | | | _ `.___.' _ | | | \\ APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T HELP | \ \ (6) _ _ (9) / / | // TO CALL THE CALLERS / `. `. (7) (8) .' .' \ \\ STUPID WHORES WHO DESERVE IT, / `. `-.______.-' .' \ // LAUGH, AND THEN ASK THEM / `-.________.-' \ __// ON A DATE BECAUSE THEY'RE | |--' OBVIOUSLY EASY |================================|hjw "--------------------------------" ()()()()()() |\ | |.\. . . . | \'.\ | \.:\ . . .| \'o\ | I EAT THE DIMENSIONS THAT NEVER EVEN GOT TOURISM GOING \.'\. . | \".\ | \'`\ .| \.'\ | tre \__\| emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ LET'S ALL PROGRAM IN MPW """"""|_____ ) AND TAKE OUR OWN LIVES Elijah """""""""--------""" (\ (\ ,) YOUR SEARCH - SPANKONOMICS - ,) (\ ,) DID NOT MATCH ANY DOCUMENTS. (\ ,) ) , ) ) , ) ', , ) SUGGESTIONS: ' , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) * MAKE SURE ALL WORDS ARE ' , , ) .' , , ) SPELLED CORRECTLY. ' , , ).' , , ) ( , ,( , , ) * TRY DIFFERENT KEYWORDS. ' , ,' , , ) ' , ,' , , ) * TRY MORE GENERAL KEYWORDS. ' . ' ~ . , , ) . ' ` ., ) . ' , * BEAT OFF LESS, FREAK. . ' ` . ' , ,) . ` '. . ." , ,) <` (o) " , ,) `~. .~ ~ ~ " ' . . ` . , ,) LGB ` . . . . . ` ` . ` | - * - | ___ ___ __ __ __ ((")) /(")\ {')\ {')\ {')\ ((-)) ,,o,,,, |\^/| |-\ \ |-\ \ |-\ \ | @ | \___/ | o | B| \_\ D| \_\ Q| \_\ |___| /\ /\ |___| |___| |___| |____| ldb WHAT THE FUCK HUFF HUFF HUFF THIS IS A LONG FUCKING RIDE THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT .,., (((((()) I'M A DAW SURFACE CONTROLLER ((('. .`) ((G \ |) ,~~~, __.(((` ~ , --. __ ,~~~~~, _---'\_\/.((\.:v: \ /_/`--_ ( )( )) <._ __(__ .| `"'. __)__ _.))( )((( `-/_/ \_\ `---' /_/_\_|.-' (( )( ))) \\\ `-------\\\-----' ))( )((( \,)))) \\\`-( (( )( ))) (!\/ `--. \ ---))( (((--- /!,' \ \ / (( ) ))) \ /.,.| \ \ / ` ))( ((( '\ \ /.,!.| \ \/ / \(( ) ))) )\ \/.,::.| \ / \ | \ |,::!.| \_/ \ | \_|:.:!!| ) | |.|:::!!| / | |.|!::!!| / | |.|!:::!| / Y \ `~|!!::!| ' ( \ |!!::.| ` `. \ |.!.:.| \ `. \ |.!...| \ |`. \ |...!.| \ | \ \|...!.| ) ) ) |..!!.| / ( / /|!.!!.| | \ | / |!.!!.| \ / | / |!_~-' ejm98 \ / | / `~ )( ) ( (__) (__ `. `._`.. . . THE GIVING BALLS /^\ . /\ "V" BY SHEL SILVERSTEIN /__\ I O o //..\\ I . \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o \/--v} I o . | | I _________ | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ oooOOOooo oOOOOOOOOOOOOOo oOO" "OO ____oOO ==== ==== OOo____ WHY IS THE COUNT SINGING \ OO' ! !.---. 'OO / A SONG ABOUT FUCKING COOKIES \ OO <0> ! !!<0>! OO / \ Oo ! !'---' oO / \o \_/ o/ .' _______________ '. ,' : V V : '. ,' -_ _- '. ,' "oOOOOOo" '. ,' OOOOO '. ----------- "OOO" ----------- "O" cgmm _.._ / a\__, \ -.___/ \ \ (\____) \ I'M A DUCKFUCKER |\_( )) _____| (_ /________ _\____(______/__ gnv ______ // ww_ ___./// o__ `._.-''''' // |/ \ , / // \ ``,,,' _// WHO FUCKS CHICKENS STRANGELY ENOUGH `-. \--' .'`. SO IT'S KIND OF A MISNOMER \_/_/ `.,' \\\\ ,,','` AsH _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. /,' 11 1 `.\ // 10 / 2 \\ ITS ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || RAPE :: ;; \\ 8 4 // TIME \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' ...AGAIN ///. // 7 [[CATEGORY:FORMER LIBERALS]] ???? Y `-__.`. .\\ / .----' 7'/ [[CATEGORY:ACCUSED DICK-TOUCHERS]] ???? / / \\/ \ /___/ | a=' I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST AN ADDITIONAL WIKIPEDIA \ \ /_ / CATEGORY: / / \\ \ / .' \\ \ [[CATEGORY:PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME `--` ''-' AsH IN HIGH SCHOOL (P.S. I HAVE ASPERGER'S)]] A SINGLE DICK IS A MOUTHFUL /~-____-_ //; ~~~~-~---____ /// .'\ \ ~~/ /// \,\_)\ / /// ,\~. _/ / //'_ ','~ \\ / // ~~~---____ / // TY ~~~~~~~--/ A MILLION DICKS IS A STATISTIC _________________ /________________/| _,-----._ | _______________ || _,-'. _,-' _ ---`-. |[_______________]|| _,-' .`. _'_ __'.|__`. `. |\ | || ,-' , `. `.`-.,-' `-. \,`.`. \ .------| \ | || | __ (_`._ ` ,' / `.`. _,-' '------| / | || \ \,`. ) / _,' \ _,-' |/ | .. ,--. /. || `.`. ,' _,-' `.-' | \\((__))' ,` || `-.___,-'_,-' | `-;--:-' || |_________________|/ jrei T GOOGLE CONGRATULATIONS FOR FINALLY CHANGING THAT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHITTY GOOGLE MAIL FAVICON _________________________________ || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | | | | | | | || CRY HAVOC || | | | |__|__| | | | || AND LET SLIP || | |__|--' '--|__| | || THE DONGS || |__| |__| || OF WAR ||__| |__|| (_) (_) KCK _____ / '`-._ | -. \ HEY BOB BARR ANNOUNCED HE'S _.,--. '----- | / RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ,-'' `. / ,' AND I HADN'T HEARD OF IT /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' WEIRD '--------' _______________ |*\_/*|________ | ___________ | .-. .-. ||_/-\_|______ | | | | | .****. .****. | | | | | | 0 0 | | .*****.*****. | | 0 0 | | | | - | | .*********. | | - | | | | \___/ | | .*******. | | \___/ | | I'D HIT IT | |___ ___| | .*****. | |___________| | |_____|\_/|_____| .***. |_______________| _|__|/ \|_|_.............*.............._|________|_ / ********** \ / ********** \ / ************ \ / ************ \ -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- . O . .\./. |\_/-\_/| |+| \+__+__+/ @@@@@ BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE ITCH KING @ (.).) (.).)@@@ \ , >\ < @@@ \\__ / q @@ \ .| \ /G __| \__ | | / \\ // \ /...\ \\// /.....\ \/ O arm __________________________ |.-----------..-----------.| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||_ || || WHEN YOU SEE IT || '. || || |||\ \ || || ||;_\_;______||___________|| YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS ||--,-.------..-----------.| || \| | _.||"'--. || ||\ | | _." .||-"_) `) || ||_) `" .-.|| __.-' || || ( ||` || || ' . | || || || () \ || .-. || ||\/_ | _||' _;\ || ||_`_____/_'_||____/______|| '---------------------jgs--' ___ /___\_/ |\_/|<\ (`o`) ` __(\_ |\_ \ ~ /_.-`` _|__) ( ( ( ( /()/ _/`-` _.-`` `\| .-` ( .-. ( .- \ / `-._ \ (\_ /\/ `-.__-() `-|__)__/ / /``-. /_____8 \__/ / `-` ` />| / /| J L HEY FOLKS GET READY FOR THE ART OF WAR II `` | | NDT L___J POOR WESLEY SNIPES ( | .oO() MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE PAID HIS TAXES _____ | D | | I HAVE ANGRY BONER SYNDROME | | \___| _ || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 z z ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING DREAM SEQUENCES ALREADY Z .--. Z Z TRY ACTUALLY WRITING YOU FUCKING HACKS / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' ,'"". ) ,| YAY A REMAKE OF THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL / /,'-. / // /.`. WAIT ,' // / `.`. ( )--.`. //| WHY IS THE ALIEN MAKING ME BUY CARBON CREDITS |`--'| `.`.// | `--' `./ / | | / |_________|/ -shimrod .-. (/^\) (\ /) I'M TWEETING ABOUT TWATS .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ .-. .-. | COULD BILL MOYERS JUST GET IT OVER WITH .-. | | AND SUCK A FUCKING COCK ALREADY | | | | ___ | | | |/ _ \ ___ | /o\_'||.' o `. | \=/ /|| `---' \ ___// \ \____/ (`__') SORRY I MEANT BILL O'REILLY ///////\\\\\\\ `--.____.--' _ _ (_) / ) DON'T LET INCONTINENCE LIMIT YOUR LIFE | (_/ _+/ //|\ COMMIT SUICIDE, GROSSY // | ) (/ |/ s-v .---. .---. OOH A DICK / .-./ \.-. \ /-( /`._______.'\ )-\ OOH A DICK ( ) \ / ( ) `-' \ / `-' OOH A DICK \ / \ / VK |`-^-'| | | OOH A DICK (REPRISE) .-_ ."'. //, ) " \,'``'`, `. \ . '# ) NERF FIGHT ????? NERD FIGHT ?????? `"'( ,_,. _ _..'. `"/ `)-. AREN'T THOSE THE SAME THING .``)_ `-` _-` `-` `-' /`- \_ , .". ,' ,' .". ' ; /``'-.-`'";. : ' : : ; ` , \ ' ; \ ' `-._. `, / `_.,-,`'-,,,,,-'`-,_` : ," jb `. , . : ; ; ,' _` (_,' .-. ___ ( ) ___ ,_.-' `'-| |-'` '-._, '. .-| |-. .' `~~~~` |.') `~~~~` (_.| |._) YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN BLOGGING ?!?!?!? |.') (_.| BLEGGING |._) ('.| THAT'S WHERE YOU USE YOUR BLOG TO BEG FOR MONEY |._) jgs '-' ONE WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE HARD TO BECOME MORE DOUCHEBAGGY THAN BLOGGING IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT BLOGGERS FOUND A WAY _,,,, \\ \ ____/c = o= \|// * _/ | /\__C/ -/_ / ,-. * _/ \ \__ ___ _\\_ | \ * __/ \ -/ O\/'_ \ \_ \ x | * / \____,\______\/ ' /\_,/// > ) \_ \ # _/_\/ / ,/ +\ / / _/ )_/ \ \ \ \__|+ O ) \/ _/ \/ \_ \ \ /\__D/ \ _/ ) _> ,) ) / _ o \ _/, _/ _/ / \ / / ,_/ __/ /_ . _/ \_ _\ / / \ o// _/ /_\__/ \_/ \ /__o/ \___| _/ / x( \/ '-,__ _// \__ __/\ \ x\ |______\ \ \> \ \ \ | // | \__ \ '-' / / \___( NEXT PERSON TO SAY "NUANCED" /_/ GETS KICKED IN THE NADS / O \ '- \__ \_____) b'ger __ __ _ _.-._ _.-`-._ _ _.- .-' -' `-._ .-`-- ._`-._`-. `-.`-._..-`__.-' _.-` `-. .-' `-._ `-._ `-._ `-. _ _.--' _/ ``-. .-'"`-._.. \_ _ _.-' _.-' _\ .' \_ \_ `-._/_.-` _.- /__.- ` \ | _.' `-._ `-._ _ _.-` _/ _.-` _.'( \`-._ .' ) _/ __/ _.-'/ _.' `._ \_ _.' `-._/ -._ _.' _/ _/ / __.-'( \`-._`-.)_ ._ _.-`_/ _(_ _.' ) ( `-.__`-. `-. `--.__. _.' | / (`-. `-._ __/ _.' .;:::=. | ( .-===. (`-. `-._ _/ _/ / .-. ) ` ' .-. \ ``-. `-._ _.' '-._) ( ) (_.-' : `-. _.' _/' `--=. `. .' `---= ' `-. \_ _.-` ' ) `. ; .' `-. ._ _.) / \ ' ( `-. _/ _' / _.-- ) / \ `-. `-. )`-._ `.-. .' .` __.-` ( -._ '.\ `-. `-._ -.`-._ _`-. ( _.-'.-' `-.__`---' \ `-. . `_`(` _.\ _.-' ___) '-.'-.._ \ `-. `-.` ) _.-' _.-``'./`._ '._) '-.'-.'-. ) `-. `( ) ) _.-' .-'`-.__`-.-' ('__\ `-. `-. `-.))_\ _.' _.-' _.-'_.-'.-' (_.'`-._`-.`-.`-.``-._` `-. _.-' _.-' _.'-.'_.' `-.`-.`-.`-.`-._`-._` `-. _.-' _.-' ).-'_.' `-.`-.`-_.`-.`-.`-._` `-._ _.'_.).-' _.-' `-.`-.`-.`-.`-.`-._` `-.__.-'_.--' LGB `-._`-.`-.`-.`-.`-. `-.`-.`-.`-.`-.` WIKIPEDIA IS THE BEST MMORPG EVER `-.`-.`-.`-` TRY MAKING LIFE DIFFICULT FOR ALL THE OTHER EDITORS AND YOU CAN SEE HOW FUN IT CAN REALLY BE __.__ RECREATE SIXTY-HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .' ``--. OH GOD WAIT I HAVE TO SIT DOWN FOR A BIT .-' .-:-._ . \ AND TAKE A BREATHER BECAUSE MAN I'M WINDED [) `--' :;) | FROM ALL THAT STOMPING AND, YOU KNOW, TALKING :--. -' / `----) | OKAY HERE WE GO AGAIN: RECREATE SIXTY-HUHHHHHHHH / | COUGH COUGH SPUTTER DUHHH FAT FAT FAT / | \ / | SERIOUSLY FOLKS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS | | RECREATE SIXTY-EIGHT / | FUCK YES I GOT THROUGH IT THAT TIME | \ THIS FEAT WARRANTS A CHEESEBURGER / ; / AsH P.S. NO I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M PROTESTING _ __ - I HOPE AMELIA EARHEART IS OKAY IN ATLANTIS OR / __ \ THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE OR WHEREVER SHE'S HIDING / _ - | | ' | (_) | _L/L | __ / / _LT/l_L_ \ \ __ / _LLl/L_T_lL_ - _T/L _LT|L/_|__L_|_L_ _Ll/l_L_ _TL|_T/_L_|__T__|_l_ _TLl/T_l|_L_ _LL|_Tl/_|__l___L__L_|L_ _LT_L/L_|_L_l_L_ _'|_|_|T/_L_l__T _ l__|__|L_ _Tl_L|/_|__|_|__T _LlT_|_Ll/_l_ _|__[ ]__|__|_l_L_ jjs_ ___ _LT_l_l/|__|__l_T _T_L|_|_|l/___|_ _|__l__|__|__|_T_l_ ___ _ . 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(~>O<~) % ) _ SQUINT REALLY HARD AND THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_> /_/(_!_)# )( (_%_) _(#>o<#)>o< )_ AND THEN APPLY THIS AUTOMATIC RIFLE LIBERALLY /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\ \/ hjw _ \`\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \.\ \.\ \.\ _ \.\/) _ _-' ')__ (\.\/) / / \.'`'-\/)\\ MARIKO BLEW HERSELF UP ?!?!?!?!? \__ ,.-'(_ Y (_\.\) / < ,\ \ ,\\.\\ \_ \ _. /y(_| : |\.\| FUCK THIS MOVIE (CHOP) _\_\\ | : | \.\ ( `'-._>/ ) \| \.\ \ `:=. (\ \.\ \_ ( `--._)`--'\.\=7 _/|\_ \-._ `-:_ /```-3 / | `- \ t--._ Y _3 ,-' | / | /``'-.\--T x\ _/ _( ,./ / ( \ x\ _.-/ \ / < \ \ x\ <`' / |\/ `-. : \_x\ \ / | `. | \_| / `. | / `. cjr / _/\ / 30oct01 .-. ______________"_) \ .' '-._ _.-' WHAT'S MORE REWARDING THAN BARFING IN YOUR OWN SINK ????? '. .' fsc )( / \ / \ BARFING *BEFORE* YOU MAKE IT TO THE SINK : : '------' _ ] \ \ `""---"""-._ WHO `''----...._ `._ A ,--. `._;',`. WHAT / (""` _.--""""-._ ;-().`-. \ `--'` _..---'-. ).__.'_/-. WHEN `"""""` _.-'") .'`; |)| .-' _./'.--V-'// WHERE .-`_.-'` // .' .- // COCKS / .' // / / sk // |/ // ' // // _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ HEY I WONDER IF IT'S BEER TIME .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ LET'S ASK A COMPLETELY RANDOM PROGRAM (/USR/BIN/YES) '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | WELL I CAN'T POSSIBLY DRINK THAT MANY BEERS PMH ~~----~~ __i |---| WELL HERE I AM LIVEBLOGGING MY OWN RAPE |[_]| |:::| THIS SURE DOES HURT |:::| `\ \ I DON'T KNOW WHAT RAPE VICTIMS DID BEFORE THE IPHONE jsm \_=_\ DEAR PROTESTORS: /| / \ , SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING COWARD FUCKS / |\ `--'| ,----^ | `---/ / \ GET ARRESTED AND TAKE YOUR MISDEMEANOR CHARGE | C) C) | AND WEAR IT LIKE THE BADGE OF HONOR YOU'RE | .___, | OBVIOUSLY CRAVING FOR TO JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE \. \_/ / m1s `-----' INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR AN UNCOMMITED WUSSY FUCK ... .` o `._ : .--' ; ( ,,,,..,' \ T SLATE I DON'T THINK YOUR .---------,:-"---"`<<<<<<<: ; FUCKING DEFAULT FONT IS BIG ENOUGH `----lc.. `-._<<`",._,.'` | `""-.`""- -' ; '".. ,/ ~"^"~^''-..,m_m-'`~"^"~"^ ~"^"~"^"~"^~ _/\_ _/\_\__/_/\_ _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ \__/ \__/ \__/ _/\_ _/\_ _/\_ )))))) \__/_/\_\__/_/\_\__/ ///(((( , , \__/_/\_\__/ | ) \C > (\__/ /| ; _= \)/) / |___/ /_ _/\_ (\(/ (,_'_ ` ~ \ _,\__/ \)/) \(. ) .) \/.-/// (\(/ ) / \ | \)/) / , ( \/ (\(/ / ~ \ \)/) / __ \ THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY (\(/ ' \/ ' \)/) \ ' / (\(/ \ | / \)/) ) , / (\(/ / /\ \ \) |/ \| _/\_ | | _/\_\__/_/\_ (| |) _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ .|| || \__/ \__/ \__/ '= =' b'ger ____ ____ / __ \ / __ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ CAN'T WAIT FOR SPORE \ \__/ /__\_\__/ / \__/ /_________/ A.K.A. WILL WRIGHT'S EGO IS A DEAFENING ROAR ____ / / ____ \ \ ___ / __ \/ / / __ \ \ \/ __ \ / / \ \/ / / \ \ \ \/ \ \ \ \__/\ \ \ \__/ / /\ \__/ / \____/\ \ \____/ / /\____/ _\_\______/ /_ / ________/ /_ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ A.K.A. BLACK & WHITE II: STILL UNSATISFYING \ \__/ / \ \__/ / Jiri \____/ \____/ NEVER | FORGET _=_ \ /. _= .-. _ .-_ | |_ | | " _ | | | || \| |_.--. | | | | |_| |-__| || | |,-.| |-_ __ |H|-| ' | | | | |_| |Na OH FUCK SHIT WRONG SKYLINE SORRY ,----. ,-. ,----.,------. ,-. ,-.,-. ,-. / ,-,_/ ,' | / /"P /`-, ,-',' | / // |/ / / / __ ,' ,| | / ,---' / / ,' ,| | / // J P / / '-' /,' ,--. |/ / / /,' ,--. |/ // /| / `----''--' `-'`'.--""""--.--' `-'`' `' `-' nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,'.n*""""*N.`.####################### NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN/ J',n*""*n.`L \##### ### ### ### #### : J J___/\___L L :##################### nnnnnnnnnnnnnn{ [{ `. ,' }] }## ### ### ### ### ## NNNNNNNNNNNNNN: T T /,'`.\ T J :##################### \ L,`*n,,n*',J / nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn`. *n,,,,n* ,'nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN`-..__..-'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ,-. ,-. ,-. ,----. ,----.,-. ,----. ,-. | `. \ `.| \\ .--`\ \"L \\ \\ .-._\ | `. o!0 | |. `. \ \ ` L \\ __\ \ . < \ \\ \ __ | |. `. | .--. `.\ \`-'\ \\ `---.\ \L `.\ \\ `-` \| .--. `. `-' `--``' `-'`----' `-'`-' `' `----'`-' `--' WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH WAIT IS IT THAT BECAUSE IT'S A TEST AND IF SOMEONE HITS ANY OTHER NUMBER THE COPS COME AND KICK THEM OUT OF THE COUNTRY ?!?!?!? FUCK YEAH THAT'S AWESOME A ___/_\___ FOR EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, ',. ..' TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY TO WHINE /.'^'.\ /' NS '\ /`. / ` / / / / / / ___ / / .' .' / / .' .' / / / =====' / / / ,' ,' \ / / THE BEST PART ABOUT WEARING .'___,' ek \ / / DARK UNDERWEAR IS THAT |_____`^^^^^---....---------====='''--.._ YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL ' ```''''----....____. /\________,'. WHEN YOU'VE / /---____,,..~'` SHIT YOURSELF Eric / / / / / / / / / / / AM I RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?! / / / / COME ON GOTHS / / YOU KNOW I'M TALKING TO YOU // / // / // / // / // _/ /_,-' .======. | INRI | | | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | | \ \`;| | > |/| | / // | | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ CATHOLICISM SUCKS !!!!!!!!!! (I'M EDGY) . _ . . . + . . . . .(_) . . . . : . . . . . . . . . . . . -+- . . . . . / : . . . . . /. . . . . . / . . ' . . + . / . . . / . . . / . . * . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . . . . . + . . . . . . . ,-._ . . . . . . . / |) . + . ___/\_'--._|"...__/\__.._._/~\ . . . . _.--' o/o "@ `--./\ . . /~~\/~\ '` /(___ `-/~\_ . . .-' /`--'_/ \ `-/\_ _/\.-' /\ , \ __/~\/\-.__ .' ` dp FOLKS LET'S JUST REMEMBER THAT WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE ANYONE'S CULTURE BECAUSE ALL CULTURES ARE EQUALLY GOOD AND NO ONE CULTURE COULD BE ANY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER CULTURE ESPECIALLY ONES WHERE YOU SELL YOUR DAUGHTER INTO WHAT IS BASICALLY SEXUAL SLAVERY TO A 40-YEAR-OLD MAN AND NOBODY BATS AN EYELASH THOSE ARE THE MOST EQUAL OF ALL I GUESS ,=""=, I THINK I'M SUFFERING FROM POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION c , _,{ FROM MY OWN BIRTH /\ @ ) __ / ^~~^\ <=.,__/ '}= (_/ ,, ,,) \_ _>_/~ ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_) -Naughty .--.._ | _ ` ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THERE'S NO WAY IN THIS BUG DATABASE fsc |(") TO RESOLVE THIS BUG AS "RESOLVED/PLEASE KILL YOURSELF" J' `. |/,\' BECAUSE THAT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY NEEDED HERE |\|/ ,-"""-. I HATE IT WHEN THE POO STICKS TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH / - -'. db, 0 0 '---. IN THAT SENSE IT'S A LOT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER 88b, \ 8888 0 | 8888, '.____,'/ ONLY POO IS MUCH TASTIER Y88P \ .------' jgs `` |=( / ', | \ | \ | | ; | | | ,_(__/ / `--\ .-' WAIT THIS IS A SNOOPY FROM PEANUTS, NOT PEANUT BUTTER | ||__ / '--.` FUCK OUR OUTSOURCED ART DEPARTMENT '------` _____ .-" .-. "-. _/ '=(0.0)=' \_ /` .='|m|'=. `\ \________________ / .--.__///`'-,__~\\\\~` HEY EVERYBODY DID I MISS / /6|__\// a (__)-\\\\ TALK LIKE A FAGGOT DAY ?!?!?!?!?!? jgs \ \/--`(( ._\ ,))) / \\ ))\ -==- (O)( / )\((((\ . /))))) / _.' / __(`~~~~`)__ //"\\,-'-"` `~~~~\\~~`"-. // /`" ` `\ // sSSSSSs SS;; SSSS S< ?SSS WHAT IS MICHELLE MALKIN'S PROBLEM ANYWAY S> SSS ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` \ / \ / ) ( / \ jgs / \ DOESN'T SHE REALIZE POLITICAL PUNDITRY IS MAN'S WORK / \ `-........-' / ) / ) /_/|/_/| _,-/\^---, ;"~~~~~~~~"; _/;; ~~ {0 `---v ;" ::::: :: "\_ _/ ;; ~ _../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'~~~~ ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; :: ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;;; ;;; ::,/ I MET A NICE GIRL AT THE BAR /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_ ;;; ,/ AND ASKED HER TO SHOW ME "GAPE" | :/ / ,/ \_ ~~)/ |:| / /~~~= \;; \~~= PLEASE GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE ;:;{::~~~~~~= \__~~~= GUTTER IT'S THE NAME OF HER FERRET ;~~:; ~~~~~~~~~ Targon ~~~~~~ \/~~ OR WAIT WAS IT HER BEAVER I FORGET _ _ (c\-.--/a) |q: p /\_ _____ __\(_/ ).' '---._.---'` '---.__ / (Y_)_/ / : \-._ \ !!!!,,, \_))'-'; ( _/ \ '\\_ !!II!!!!!IIII,, \_ \ / \_ '.\ !IIsndIIIII!!!!,,\ /_ \ |----.___ '-. \'.__ !!!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII\ | '--._.-' _) \ | `'--' '''!!!!IIIIIII/ .',, ((___.-' / / '''!!!!/ _/!!!!IIIIIII!!!!!,,,,,;,;,,,..... | /IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII | \ ''IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII \_,) '''''!!!!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! ''''''''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A PETA MEMBER AND I THINK THAT WE SHOULD ALL TREAT ANIMALS ETHICALLY WHICH MEANS THAT WE SHOULD LET THEM OUT OF CAPTIVITY AND NOT HAVE PETS OR DO ANYTHING TO ANIMALS AT ALL EVER BECAUSE WE'RE SO TOTALLY MEAN AFTER ALL ONE THING'S FOR SURE FROM THOSE NATURE SHOWS: ANIMALS SURE DO TREAT EACH OTHER ETHICALLY YES SIRREE , LOOK AT ALL THE WASTED EFFORT THAT GOES INTO WIKIPEDIA |\ /\/ \/| ,_ ; \/` '; , \_', IF ONLY WE COULD HARNESS THESE PEOPLES' ENERGIES \ / AND EFFORTS INTO SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE '. .' /`. jgs `~~` , /\ `"` OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING OF WIKIPEDOS . `" CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING USEFUL AT ALL THAT'S WHY THEY'RE WIKIPEDOS _ ( \nnnn / / I'M SEXUALLY AROUSED BY FEET BECAUSE EVIDENTLY (` \ / I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW GENITALIA ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK `-. \/ `, ) `` BP VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL BITE THE HEAD OFF BAD DUDES AND FIGHT ALLIGATORS, MY FRIENDS \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| REPUBLICAN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND PERHAPS CHANGE \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| DEMOCRATIC PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I LIKE STUFF AND THINGS BUT SOME THINGS ARE BAD AND HURF DURF I EAT MY OWN SHIT \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| GREEN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL BE SO SHOCKED I'LL PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND SET MY OWN HAIR FIRE \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| LIBERTARIAN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | _____ ___/ \___ `-._) (_,-` \O _ O/ \ - / `-( CRYSIS WARHEAD: || _||_ LESS BULLSHIT ALIEN BASE STUFF, |-..-| MORE GOOD OL' KOREAN KILLING |/. \| |\__/| (NOTE IT'S NORTH KOREANS SO IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE) ._|//\\|_, `-(( ))-' __\\//__ gnv >_ /\ _<, ' ' ,--._ _ "'. 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CASSINI FLIES WITHIN 25 KILOMETERS OF ENCELADUS | _- | rwb ` _-~ ' . _-~`. _-~ .' ENCELADUS DECLARES WAR ,-' _,-~`-__ __-' ,.-~` . ~~~ _ _ < > _ _ < > | | < > _ /\ < > | | | | | | < > /\ @\\__| |_| |_| |_| |_| |__//@ \ _ _ _ _ / / /| | | | | | | | | |\ \ / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ IF YOU VOTE NO ON PROPOSITION 8 / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT ??? / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ / / | | | | | | | | | | \ \ GAYS GROWING ON TREES | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ \ | | | | | | | | | | / / \ \ | | | | | | | | | | / / \ \___| |_| |_| |_| |_| |___/ / AND I MEAN TRAIN-ALBINO-TIGERS GAYS \__________ ___________/ NOT JUST-PREFER-DUDES GAYS / \ /________\wcs `-. .-` .-`-. _-' `- / .' `-. \ : _.-^:'--.._ _..--':^''-._ : _-':..-' / `V` \ '--:'-. | / ^ \ : '. | / .':'. \ | : \ _' : '_ / : BEATING OFF WHILE WATCHING : _-'``;'''` : `''';``'-. : THE FINAL SEASON OF THE SHIELD \_- | ' . : . ' | './ IS: .` \ :, . : . ,: / `. / : .' .o. '. : \ [ ] INAPPROPRIATE | \ / . - ` . . ` - . \ / | / '>=.' '.=<' \ _' [X] REQUIRED _ | `-,_ ` ' _,-` | _>- -_ | / - ' \ | _- `. (PLEASE CHECK ONE) `-_ | \ - . ' / | _-` '_/ \._..-^-._ '/ \.' `.-._ /' `-. _.-.` \ `''`. /`'' / \ `-_ _-' / \ `-_ .-` / _ : _...-' '...._ : _ `'':-'` `'-:-'` cjr '. .' _\\''/ -- o_o // .__/ A POX ON BOTH MY BALLS / _/ ,` , \ |\ \_)___ ) \___,.-._) / / /\ | | |-\ |--..___/| \_____/__(__`-,--._.' gnv _ .-. ( `. .' ) `. ` /' | | | | COULD SOMEONE NOTIFY ME WHEN BEN STILLER ACTULALY BECOMES FUNNY _|66 | (__, | L_,)| | | ,_/ | | | ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T BOTHER | | / '. ( , ) jgs '-' '--' ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ IT'S FUN JOINING KNIVES-ONLY SERVERS AND REFUSING TO COOPERATE JUST SHOOT PEOPLE AND EVENTUALLY EVERYONE WILL START SHOOTING TOO THE GUNS ARE IN THE FUCKING GAME FOR A REASON DIPSHITS YOU SEE ?????????? ONE MAN *CAN* MAKE A DIFFERENCE . ,-. "=m'_7_ ) '--. \ WTF HAX )___\ ,-; .' _AsH \/ ,--., [__.-']/ ~' IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THIS ASCII ART IS A PORTRAIT OF MUHAMMAD . tQn _.,-----/=\-----,._ (__ ~~~"""""""~~~ __) | ~~~"""""""""~~~ | | | ; , , ; | | DEUS EX SHIT | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |. \_| | | |_/ .| `-,.__ ~~~ __.,-' DF ~~~~~ ___________ .;---------./| BODY WASH FOR MEN // S O A P // | |'---------'| / ISN'T THAT CALLED FUCKING SOAP jgs | | / '-----------'` NOTE: "FUCKING" IS AN INTERJECTION HERE, NOT A GERUND I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH SOAP I DRAW THE LINE AT SHAMPOO __ ,. _/ \_ ,. .' ` ` `, A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE REFERENCE ?!?!?!? ,.,' _["||"]_ `.,. / ," || `. \ *AND* A MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE ?!?!?!?! '. / ,,1l,, \ ,' _,' . ||__|| . '._ IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! 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'-._./ /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' jgs THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BACON $$ $ \O/$ $ | /_\ DEAR BAILOUT BEGGARS: _|___|_ _|___|___|_ THANKS FOR MAKING IT THAT MUCH HARDER _|___|___|___|_ FOR THE REST OF US TO ARGUE THAT _|___|___|___|___|_ CAPITALISM ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, WORKS _|___|___|___|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ |___|___|___|___|___|___|___| \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ hjm ,-----------------. | | | : | IF I CALL HIM "BLAGO" DOES THAT MAKE ME COOL ?!??!?! | : | | : : | | ,-----. : | | %%%%%%% : | | ####### : : | | %%%%%%% ) | | | | ( ( ( | | | | ) . ) | | |& | ( ( : : | | (&$ `-. ) | | `. $&& `. : | | __`. * `. : | WHY ARE YOU STUFFING THAT SOCK DOWN MY GULLET | / ""`-. ** \ | RATHER THAN ANSWERING ME | \_______`-.___) | `-----------------' Krogg ______________ .-~.------------.~-. ,-~ ,'| /// || // `, ~-,_ ,''"'`--|--------|`--------~~~ ~~- .,_ > _|__~ | ~ `. ____ ~ -. 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O | '. o '-..-' '-..-' o `-..-' `-..-' o .' \ O o O O _ O o / `--------------------------------------' `-------------LGB--' FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP IT'S NOT FAIR TO SOCIETY THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO IS CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS MAGNIFICENT FARTS BUT THAT'S JUST ANOTHER CROSS TO BEAR I GUESS __ [__] | | AND WHY IS MY SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING DRINKING | | | | | | | | ,----. /`-. \ ( ) /-._| \ |`----'| | | \ / |`-... | `. ,' |'` . | | FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: || |`,'- | | ,-||-. |`-...| | WHY DOES IT WORK SO GODDAMN WELL ( '' ) | | `----' `-....-' jrei ____________________________ / /\ / _/ /\ / NO ON 8K / \/ / /\ /___________________________/ / \___________________________\/ AAK \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ I MEAN THE CPU NOT THE PROPOSITION WHY ARE YOU GETTING ALL UPSET (\ \'\ \'\ __________ / '| ()_________) I'M TOO COOL TO WRITE OUT THE PHRASE \ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \ "CONVENTIONAL WISDOM" \ \ ~~~~~~ \ ==). \__________\ (__) ()__________) __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________ NOT PORN; DIDN'T READ _________________________ || || || || || ||, , ,|| || || (||/|/(\||/ || L || ||| _'_`||| || I || || o o || || L || (|| - `||) || INCARCERATED || || = || || ScS || ||\___/|| || ||___||) , (||___|| THAT'S A TOTALLY AWESOME LINUX JOKE /||---||-\_/-||---||\ (FUCK GRUB) / ||--_||_____||_--|| \ (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_) ,: ,' | / : --' / \/ />/ / -`""'\ H (_,-._) | "88P __/ (")___`--(")_/(Q)\__(--. 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SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH MICKEY ROURKE'S FACE (ARTIST'S LIKENESS DEPICTED ABOVE) _.-"""-._ _.-"""-._ I'VE DISCOVERD A FIFTH FUNDAMENTAL INTERACTION: / (#\ \_/ (#\ \ MY BONER : \#) |NNn. \#) : \ /N(#\N\ / ALL POKIN' YOUR FACE AND SLAPPING YOUR CHIN "-.___.-nNNN\#)N|_.-" \NNNNNNNNN/ WAIT I MEAN THE GENERAL YOU NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY "*NNNNN*" Ojosh!ro " DON'T GET OFFENDED THAT'S JUST ITS LAGRANGIAN -. . .-. ' / / ./ _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 IF WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THE _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ SPANISH CIVIL WAR IT'S THAT SPAIN '-~ ~._/ IS BORING, WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT, ,-.-' TURN TO THE NEXT FUCKING PAGE < IN THE HISTORY BOOK ALEADY \ 7 .. . ! _.-. .. < ~v~ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / ) > o < > \ \_.--._ / X .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. PWH ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ __ . ` ,------- / --. / ,-"""-. ,-"""-. `. / ,'\dHHb/ `. I HAVE A SERIOUS CASE ,'\dHHb/ `. \ / <>--HHHH--< ) OF SERIOUSLYITIS ( >-HHHH--: > | | ()./"HHP \,' (A SERIOUS DISEASE) `./"HHP\ ,' ,-' `-. () `-...-'. ()`-...-() F() ()J () :: .: Krogg : .;__ ,-"-"""---""" ""--.. /-\/ \/#| || || |`-'##`. |" ,' `-'`-'`-'`. "_\ |_ | ,-.,-.,-. | _- / `.-,-.,-.| ||_|| |,-./\,' `-"""-._/"" "---"""-' ,"=-. / _),`'". I THINK IT'S UNFAIR THAT ONLY "MOTHERFUCKER" ( /a( ), ) GETS ROUTINELY ABBREVIATED AS "MOFO" ) C = = ?/ ( )) (_ o-< MORE BAD WORDS NEED THIS KIND OF TREATMENT ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} ,. \ \ \(_;/-|_) (\(\) )/) `._,--/ / ,_ ; o > / `!__!! {`-. / (_) ( (_o)) `={\`-._____/` | ---`-._, )--- `-{ / -=`\ | MAY I SUGGEST "COSU" ------( / |---- `={ -= = _/ / | ( | `\ .-' / FOR UM :__/|\_; {`-,__.'===,_ \ |/ //` `\\ YOU FIGURE IT OUT )(\_ jgs // /_)--` `\= gpyy \_! _\|/_ /--\ |[]| WAIT, YOU'RE SAYING I CAN ACTUALLY *PAY* TO SEE A MOVIE _] \/ [_ WHERE SEAN PENN ACTS LIKE A HOMO ?!?!?!?!?!?!? /_ `==' _\ \\| |// WOW THIS IS REALLY A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME l\ __/j `|-'##| |#||#| |#||#| _|#||#|_ `==" "==` as , /:\ >:< I'D SURE AS SHIT FUCK ME AN INDIAN >:< >:< ,,,,,\:/ ######### //////\\\\\ // /_\ /_\ \\ \( 0 _ 0 )/ /\\= _\ =//\ \\/\ --- /\// //\ '---' /\\ \// \\/ /\\ //\ IF THEY STILL EXISTED \\/ \// # # __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| CHECK OUT MY PACKAGE |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| AFTER THE JUMP ejm97 |__________| ______ |\_______________ (_____\\______________ HH======#H###############H####################### ' ~""""""""""""""`##(_))#H\"""""Y######## )) \#H\ `"Y### dew " }#H) WHAT IF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER NEVER SAVED A YOUNG ALISSA MILANO IN COMMANDO ??!?!?!?!?! HAVE YOU NEVER CONSIDERED THAT WOULD IT AT LEAST HAVE RESCUED US FROM THAT EMBARASSING SHITBALL OF SUCK CALLED CHARMED .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| FUCK MARIJUANA, THAT SHIT'S FOR LOSERS \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ALCOHOL IS THE ORIGINAL DRUG ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | (STARTING FIGHTS, PROFESSING LOVE TO PEOPLE `.-|\_/ | ; ' | I HARDLY KNOW, CRYING IN THE CORNER ALONE, \-._ / | | / THROWING UP, PASSING OUT, WAKING UP UNDER |`--'| : ;_\_ A CAR IN A USED CAR LOT WITH NO PANTS /| |/ /\|, ) OR KEYS OR ID OR MONEY AND DAMN PROUD OF IT) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' ..:::::::.. //////\\\\\\\ ||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| HH ||||||||||||| HH HH==================HH I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A WEEKLY PODCAST HH==================HH ON WHY MY BUTTHOLE ITCHES SO MUCH LATELY HH ############# HH HH ############# HH HH ########### HH HH ######### HH HH ####### HH HH ##### HH HH () HH \\ () // \\ () // \\ () // \\ (// \\ //)( ____\/___() ,#################.... ##################### ``` ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt THE NEW SEASON OF AMERICAN IDOL IS PERFECTLY TIMED WITH MY TESTICLES DROPPING HANDS UP WHO ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE WORD "UNPRECEDENTED" MEANS WHAT ?!?!?! NO ONE AT ALL APPARENTLY ?!!??!?!? WELL THEN STOP FUCKING USING IT DIPSHITS *POW* . * x\ \ ___ . . \x \ __ / \_ x +.x* + ** (_ / / <\ /\ /\ /\ /\ / *+ * *** (__\/ ) < / \ / \ / + / + *** (____) / \ :\\ / | :|\ |___| :|/\ | | :|\ \ \ \ :| \ \_ \ \==L| \\\ ///` || | || | || | || | || | || | || [___]] jgs (____)) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ +-----------------------------+ | | | THIS HOUSE HAS GONE xxx 0 | | DAYS WITHOUT SOMEONE | | SHITTING THEMSELVES | | | +-----------------------------+ ,.--""-._ __/ `. UH OH LOOKS LIKE THE PAJAMAS MEDIA _,**" "*-. `. ADVERTISING NETWORK FINALLY DRIED UP ,' `. \ ; _,.---._ \ ,'\ \ : ,' ,-.. `. \' \ : I AM OUTRAGED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I | ;_\ (___)` `-..__ : | WAS GUARANTEED FREE MONEY FOREVER ;-'`*'" `*' `--._ ` | ; WITH NO EFFORT ON MY PART /,-'/ -. `---.` |" /_,'`--='. `-.._,-" _ (/\\,--. \ ___-.`: //___ /\'''\ ' | |-`| ( -__,' '. `--' ; ; ; ;/_/ `. `.__,/ /_,' /`.~; _.-._|_/_,'.____/ / NOW I HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB LIKE ..--" / =/ \= \ / ALL THE OTHER QUEER COCKSUCKERS / ;._.\_.-`--'-._/ ____/ \ / /._/|.\ ." `*--'._ "-.: : :/".A` \ | | |. `. : ; |. `. \SSt MARS NEEDS WOMAN ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) ((|)_*_/((( ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ (LOOKS AT OFFERING) OKAY NOT THAT BADLY GOODBYE (CLOSES SAUCER DOOR, TAKES OFF) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| I'M A WICCAN || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ SORRY JUST KIDDING | | | | I'M JUST A USELESS BITCH `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa ,--------------------------------------------------------------------------. | OV"|OOOOOOOO> U N I T E D S T A T E S OF A M E R I C A O N E D O L L A R *< _/. .\_ _/- -\_ _/, ,\_ _/' '\_ _/a a\_ _/. .\_ (.\_o_/.) 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('.`.,') ('.','') (.'.'.') jgs `--'"` `--'"` `--'"` `--'"' `--'"' `--'"' I HAD DODECAHEDRUPLETS WHY WON'T ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap , clap clap clap Clap clap clap . \ ` Clap \ ( (\ ) / ` ` / _\ , \(") ___ .- )=| I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF (` ') ' _ /'| BACON DOUBLE WESTERN CHEESEBURGERS |-n___n ' (/\| a:f____________|_L___J__ < L _______________________ .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( ( ( - ) ) NO TINA FEY I DON'T KNOW HOW THE JIZZ )_) (_( GOT ALL OVER YOUR GLASSES .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ANYWAY \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ ___ _______________________ |===|=======================| |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| [___[_________________________] THE UNIX TIME STAMP 1234567890 |---|-------|--_-_--|-------| REACHED ON 2009 FEBRUARY 13 IS |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] | IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE ====|======== ||:|======== ASPERGER'S SYNDROME ||^|| {$} | ||:| {$} | ||:|| (:..) | ||:| (:.:) | ||:||=======| ||:|=======| ||:||_______| ||:|_______| jrei \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) Q: WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A PORN | | ^/ ^`} { STAR HAS PRECISELY THE SAME \ \ \= ( { ) BIRTHDAY (DATE AND YEAR) AS I DO? \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( A: IT MEANS SHE'S A FAT OLD PIECE /'-.'_. ) ( } OF SHIT TOO, DUH \_( { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ WHAT A STUPID QUESTION _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- ____ ___.--' `-/) ___ __.-----' __.---._// < `----' _____,---' ___ // \--.____.--' ___,--' y/ \_ __.-----' __,--// >`----' _____,---' _// HELLO .'-.____,--',,,,, ___,--n//_ .'.__ __/ \' ___,/(_/ DOCTOR < `----' \ C '\-' .'// `----.____.---) _| .' // NAME .'=. (--'/|// | \)`-\.' __/ CONTINUE \ \ ,' /// ;. ' /// YESTERDAY | `._,'// \ // TOMORROW )===//] / |_// | \_ (/ | \ |\ \ __ | \ |[__]| \ ||__|/ / \ | / | |/ /| | /\| | /`.|____| `=.\____/ hjw ) '`--. `='====' _ (` ) _ ( (` ) _ _( _( . ) (` ) TYPING IN DVORAK COMPLETES .-`` _( ) '`. ) MY TRANSLATION ( .=( (_.:'-' ( _' `( ( (. -'_,-' .`(_ (. `-.' _,(-) ( . 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IN THE HOPES THAT SOMEDAY MY MOTHER )))__.-` WILL LEARN TO LOVE ME (((--' ! \ ' ! .) )|___!.-'( / \ ` O __) / ' \ ` '( \ / ' \ `)` \ / ' ( (_`_ / _!____.' /_.-' /, ejm '-._ / (%) \O_ \| O_\ TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE END OF YOUR LIFE /\/ _/\ ejm \ /\ | \ /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA BOOK WON'T / ' ,' , ,"::::| FIT UP MY ASS / ' , ,' ,"::::::L / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L BUT THIS MATHEMATICA BOOK / ' , , ,":::::::::J WILL k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| SO GUESS WHICH ONE I LIKE MORE \. .-, .L:::::::::::| \. ( .J:::::::::::! \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ \. ( ) .J:::::::/ \. `-' .L:::::/ \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ WRONG \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ BECAUSE I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE kth `-,__,-' | _, iO_| /_ \_| / I'M POST-RACIAL, POST-PARTISAN, AND ALSO ) '-, POST-GIVING-A-FUCKING-SHIT | ._.-: (`; \| // _.-'```"""``"-._ /"` '. `':.,_ "._ \`'-._ `'-._ \ `:._ `'-._ _ | \ `:_ `"--"--"`` | \ `:_ | :| \ '. | | | `:_ | |: | `:_ |: | | | | | cjr | ( . ) ) ( ) . ' . ' . ' . ( , ) (. ) ( ', ) .' ) ( . ) , ( , ) ( . ). , ( . ( ) ( , ') .' ( , ) (_,) . ), ) _) _,') (, ) '. ) ,. (' ) jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ EVERY TIME SOME DIPSHIT ENVIRONMENTALIST SAYS "GREEN" IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO WASTE MORE STUFF AND DESTROY MORE THINGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 SO KEEP IT UP FUCKOS &(`)&& & && && &\/&\|& (`)|/ && && &\/(/&/&||/& /_/&_&/_& &(`)&\/&|(`)/& \/ &&& & (`) &_\_&&_\ |& |&&&/&__&_/_&_&&- &&&& &| &| /&-& (`)& \&& ,~, &&&_---&--\&&|& ,~, (`) ))) && |||} ))) ((((, Y {||{ .-``-. \) \_(`) {}_}|||}_(/\ /| (( \ ||} | (/ I'M LEAVING DEVIANTART |/` \ , -=-~'{`.-= / )) FOR GOOD THIS TIME, GUYS (| (/ `} / \| ejm98 -_ -_ { \) |) -- _- /\_ _ __ __ _ \( ! )/_/ __ \_\( % )>o<})# )/_/ PNEUMONIA IS A COOL WORD BECAUSE _(%>o<(_!_)>o<#)_ YOU DON'T PRONOUNCE THE P /_/(_% ( | (_#_)/_/ ( ! (~>O<~) % ) _ _({>O<}(_|_)%>O<%)_> /_/(_!_)# )( (_%_) _(#>o<#)>o< )_ UNLIKE PTERODACTYL OR PENIS /_/(_#_)(_|_)\_\ \/ hjw _*_ O \_/_ ! (( } ! I THINK THE ONLY WAY I CAN EVOLVE AS )))__.-` A BLOGGER IS TO START A VLOG SHOW (((--' ! \ ' ! .) )|___!.-'( / \ ` O __) / ' \ ` '( \ / ' \ `)` \ / ' ( (_`_ / _!____.' /_.-' /, ejm '-._ ___ _ |__ \ | LOOK I'VE INVENTED A NEW GLYPH: / / | |_||_| (_)(_) THE INTERROWANG o o o o o / \ | / o _____ GOD WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME o | / __ /~~~\/`____ `\ /,-~ `~-_|/_ \` -------------< ~ ` ; / \ `~-___,-/``\ / OH SNAP RIGHT / | \ n / / o` | o /`~~` / I FORGOT ABOUT THAT INCIDENT o /` / o /` \ \ /` /`\`\ / / `\`\ FAIR ENOUGH, CARRY ON DUDE | / `\`\ / UvB / ~~` _-|-_ /|||||\ JUST A LITTLE WORD OF WARNING ||||||||| ||||||||| \|||||/ IF YOU SHAVE YOUR CROTCH AND BALLS SO \|||/ THAT YOU CAN SEE THINGS CLEARER DOWN THERE ejm97 [___] /|||\ //|||\\ ONCE SEEN IT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN UNSEE ///|||\\\ ((( ))) ))) ,_ _ _, \o-o/ ,(.-.), _/ |) (| \_ I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT GIVE A SHIT /\=-=/\ ,| \=/ |, _/ \ | / \_ jgs \_!_/ I'M NOT ALLOWED TO RAPE PEOPLE ANYMORE I ABUSED MY PRIVILEGES AND GOT THEM TAKEN AWAY )\ _ .--._ ,' `\_.-~~/' `\ \'_ __ ( _ _ `\ (_) |__|/~ ~~=~\ )_____.---~~ \>\~-./' /' //=== /==( ( /' __\ ( __\) ( /~\( o |_o_( (( ( _____) \\_/ , ) \ `\ ~-.._ / ._)/ \ / `/ \ ./ Ts97 / `~/~' / / '~~-.__./ CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY MY FEET ARE SO FUCKING HUGE AND HAND ME MY INHALER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I CAN REALLY SEE HOW FAR YOUR FAT FUCKING STOMACH STICKS OUT FROM DOWN HERE LOSE SOME WEIGHT OR I'M PUTTING YOU DOWN LIKE LIVESTOCK QUIT BLUBBERING YOU WHIMPERING COW AND HELP ME UP ___ ___ // \ // \ // ) // ) || _/ || _/ __ || \\_,&__ || \\ ( \ )| ^ / ``---,_\_/ & _> ) \|___,__\__ `\_ \_ ( / \__,-, `\__\_ >_/ \_ / `\_ / / \_ / \__ _/ / `\ `\_,/ / _ \__,-, ` (_ / __( \ ,)__ _/ \/ / `-,___,-' \_( O `\ \ /_|___ ____/ \ \ =} `---' `-' \_=_/{} .{}{}{}{. mic {}{}{}{}{ }{}{}{}{} `}{}{}{}' `}{}{}' _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _Seal_ _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' --~~""""---......._________...--' VALERIE BURTINELLI IS NO MACKENZIE PHILLIPS ( ,&&&. ) .,.&& ( ( \=__/ I JUST WANT TO SAVOR OUR VICTORY ) ,'-'. OVER THE BATTLE OF MY BULGE ( ( ,, _.__|/ /| ) /\ -((------((_|___/ | ( // | (`' (( `'--| _ -.;_/ \\--._ \\ \-._/. (_;-// | \ \-'.\ <_,\_\`--'| ( `.__ _ ___,') <_,-'__,' WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S THE WRONG jrei `'(_ )_)(_)_)' NAME I WAS THERE YOU HIPPIE PACIFISTOKAY SERIOUSLY NOW, CAN WE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RIHANNA ALREADY? __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ _____________ __________ /\ \_____ _ (\ -=- \ I'M COUNTER-PROTESTING THIS PROTEST |; _____|_| `\ --=-= \ OF ALL THESE PROTESTINGS AND SUCH \/____________/ \ -==--=- \ __ ) -==-==- ) jgs \/ ( =-==-= ( ACTUALLY I'M NOT SURE \ -=- \ I THINK WE'RE PROTESTING PROTISTS /_) -=- ) `""""""""""` _____ --| }>/~o) C,- -\( \_<_, DEAR RETARDS, ) `-/~-/ ) ' [ /\____/\ | GET OVER IT )| }{ || |< YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN GET A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ~~ ~~kg ,--. ([ oo] COULD `- ^\ DIANE REHM _ I`-' TALK MORE ,o(`-V' SLOWLY |( `-H-' AND |(`--A-' AWKWARDLY |(`-/_\'\ PLZ O `'I ``\\ (\ I |\, \\-T-"`, |H Ojo ,==. \\// WHO CAN I BILL FOR THE HALF AN HOUR OF MY LIFE .-~~-. WASTED HITTING ON THE MARRIED WOMAN ,",-""-.". | | | | | | .-"| |. IT'S A BIT HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ". `,",-" ,'.". "I'M BEING NICE BECAUSE I'M CONTENT DESPITE HUSBAND" VS. `| |_,-' | | "I'M BEING NICE BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE NICE" | | | | ". `-._,-' ." hjw `-.___,-' NEXT TIME I'M TRYING A FULL BIOPSY AFTER "HELLO" / / SCROLL DOWN FOR BATTLESTAR GALACTICA / SEASON 4 FINALE SPOILERS !!!!!!!! / / /; /; . // // . ;/ ,// . _,-' ;_,, _,'-_ ;|,' . _,-'_,..--. | ___ .'-'_)' ) _)\| ___ . ,'"""`'' _ ) ) _) ''--'''_,-' -={-o- /| ) _) ) ; '_,--'' . \ -' ,`. ) .) _)_,''| `."( `------'' / . `.\ _,' `-.____....-\\ . || \\ // || // || // || YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED FOR HAVING WATCHED _-.//_, _||_, THIS AND EXPECTING IT NOT TO FUCKING SUCK jrei ,' ,-'/ _.---**""**-. ._ .-' /|`. \`.' / | `. V ( ; \ I AM USING MY NEWFOUND BANDWIDTH L _.- -. `' \ FOR GOOD AND NOT EVIL / `-. _.' \ ; : __ ; _ | :`-.___.+-*"': ` ; .' `. | |`-/ `--*' / / /`.\| OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND : : \ :`.| ; | | . ;/ .' ' / : : / ` :__.' \`._.-' / | : ) : ; :----.._ | / : .-. `. / OH WELL, WHATEVER \ `._ / /`- / IT'S ONE OF THE TWO : .' \ ) .-' `-----*"' [bug] ___ .-""-. ___ WHAT'S MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET ????? \ "-. / \ .-" / > -=.\/ \/.=- < THAT MY WIENER TASTES LIKE CANDY > -='/\ /\'=- < /__.-' \ / '-.__\ THAT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A GOOD THING BUT jgs '-..-' ACTUALLY IT TASTES LIKE JAPANESE CANDY THAT'S MY CROSS TO BEAR I GUESS _------_ -~ ~- - _ - - |> - BE SURE TO TURN YOUR LIGHTS OFF - |< - FOR A WHOLE HOUR TONIGHT - |> - - || - - || - -__||__- |______| AND DON'T FORGET TO CUT YOUR <______> OWN HEAD OFF WHILE YOU'RE AT IT <______> \/ ______ [===| |====] | || | || I DON'T SEE WHY PEOPLE ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ejm97 |=====|| ABOUT THE SHAMWOW GUY'S RUN-IN WITH A HOOKER |=====|| '"""""'| I MEAN A HOOKER TRIES TO BITE OFF MY TONGUE | | LITERALLY EVERY THIRD WEDNESDAY SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL '"""""' |||||||||||/ : :( : : \ : : : -- .`-. I'M A JOURNALIST : / . .-. : : Y \ SO BEAT ME WITH A STICK : | (@) (@) UNTIL CANDY COMES OUT } : \ .' .' : \ ` - '/ -7 |( . / | |\ / | | J / | | /| | | | | | | | \ | | \ `.___| | `. | `----. | | BECAUSE LORD KNOWS | .---' THAT'S ALL I'M GOOD FOR | / VK | | _ / \ / \ ____/ _ \_ ____/ \____ \ __/ _ `---.___ / ____/ \____ __/ \___.-- ______------' -.__________ __________.--------' `--------- a88a | a88a ----' | | __________________ ____________--------------- `------- .aa. 8888b ____ Y988P ______ _______.---' `-----_____ _____/ \_ \______ _/ \ \ `-- / | \__ / | \_ / | \ __/ | \_ / | \ _/ a:f IF THERE'S AN EGO, A SUPEREGO, AND AN ID WHY CAN'T THERE BE ONE MORE FOR SYMMETRY YES THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M THE SUPERID .-~-. .' '. CATS + HARD BOILED EGGS = COMEDY / \ .-~-. : ; .' '.| | / \ : : ; .-~""~-,/ | /` `'. : | \ \ | / `. .' \ .' jgs `~~~` '-.____.-' _______________ ()==( (@==() IT IS MY DEEP AND UNALIENABLE RIGHT TO '______________'| BE OFFENDED AT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING | | AND EVERYTHING AND TELL YOU ABOUT IT | | UNTIL YOUR EARS BLEED __)_____________| ()==( (@==() I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THOSE PjP '--------------' THERE AMENDMENTS PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE THOUGH (((\\\\\ )_ \\\| / \\|\/ WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SURE COULDN'T \\( ), & WRITE CLEARLY AND CONCISELY \) ( (( |` \\ ))) _ | \` __| ` | , \ ` , \ | \ ,\ , \ ' \/ \_ \/ \ `_,`-._ ` \ ejm / `-. _ \ ` / ,`. \ === / '== =`. | ==== / | === ` / /========= / | / , /______| / , ======== __-' | = === / ,======= ' - -- ( \ \ \ ` \ ` \ ` \_____ \ / ` _/ / '-- ' _._ _._ .'--.`. .'--.`. PRETTY SURE THESE ECONOMIC CHARTS AND GRAPHS AsH | .' | | .' | WILL BE MORE CONVINCING IF WE INCLUDE SOME `--`' `--`' STATISTICAL MEASURES OF "BALLS PER CAPITA" /^\/^\ \----| _---'---~~~~-_ A QUICK QUIZ (CHECK EXACTLY ONE): ~~~|~~L~|~~~~ (/_ /~~-- \~ \ / /~ ANDY KAUFMAN __~\ ~ / ~~----, \ | | / \ [ ] WAS FUNNY /| |/ | | | | | o o /~ | [X] DESERVED A LONG, SLOW DEATH BY _-~_ | || \ / MY HANDS FOR SUCKING SO BADLY (// )) | o o \\---' //_- | | \ // |____|\______\__\ ~ | / | | |_ / \ _| W< /~___| /____\ ,__, _.-----/6 6) ,-' / .='=. I SHOT KENNEDY / _./ /_-._,.. _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. .'_.-'\ |//..= ,'.' / /_:.'. :: `,.,' : :: /// :: :: ,/// :: :: `. / :: `:`-./ / _.-'.' `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' `. // ::/ // l42 / ||| .-""""-. /` (_)`\ | .-""-. | A PLETHORA OF PRICKS, ; /#.--. \ ; A DEARTH OF DICKS \ \/ \/ / | =\\= | | | | ++++ | \ / '-. .-' || || || || || jgs || A NOVEL BY NORMAN MAILER || : ;; / | / | .' : .-' ' _.-' / .-*" / _ .-' .' _.-*?' .' .' .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| FIGHT FOR | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | FLUORIDATION | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | | ' .' : _.-*"*- | WRITE YOUR | / / ' .-*" _ | CONGRESSMAN | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' "" +----------------+ , /.\ I'M SERIOUSLY FIRED UP AND ANGRY ABOUT "DARWINISM" //_`\ _.-`| \ ``._ .-''`-. _.'`. EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT .' / /'\/`.\ `. MEANS OR EVEN THE FACT THAT / . |/ `. \ IT'S CLEARLY A MADE-UP WORD ' / \ ; : ' \ : : ; ; ; / . ' : . ' / \ \ / .' LGB `.` .' .' BUT I'M STILL PRETTY FIRED UP DUHHHHHHH `-..___....----` .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. QUICK RECAP: / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: MY BALLS GLOW A DULL RED : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / (FROM THE HEAT OF THEIR FORMATION) `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' ______ /( )\ \ \ / / MY DEEPEST SEXUAL FANTASY ?!?!?!?!?! \/[]\/ /\ | | | | | | | | | | ejm \ / DYING ALONE \/ . , * , I'LL HAVE SOME PARKINSON'S PLEASE ` *~.|,~* ' ' ,~*~~* ` _ ,* / \`* ' // ,* ; \,O. // ,(:::)=// ( `~(###) %---'`"y \ / \ / THAT'S A DELICIOUS TYPE OF ICE CREAM RIGHT ???? hjw __)(__ '------` RIGHT ????????? __.------. 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I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH .-'.// \ '-;-========,"-,' ' FOR RIDICULOUSLY USELESS SHIT ,` /, \_//\ ,/ ( '- *) ) ( ./ ) {,}========'===='- ' , , , \/ ', -muse. _____'-.-`_______________________'-..-'____ .-. .-. , _.._ _ \ \ | L /( _-` _ `-`'` `._,-) \ |/ L | `. / ( `._.-. ',__ | Y / \ / __,/_ `-..\__, `. / | / // _-'`` `. __ `' / || _..;_ '.<@>\ <, \> \\__/ | _.-'` / `-/ _ \ `--' <-""";` / `. `. _..._,' | | \ `-._ _.' | \ / \ `';\ | \ / \ -` / OKAY LET'S APPROACH THIS FROM \ | | `"\"` | THE REVERSE ANGLE: \ \ \ -. / \ `._ |-.>, `\_,-| \ WHICH FACEBOOK FRIENDS AM I |`-. / `>-._ \ `.__ | *NOT* GOING TO HIDE EVENTS FOR \ | / \ / ) / `-. `-._< sk > \ / < :_ \\ ( ) \ | | __)\ `'._/ `''` `'-'\ \ `'-' _,,--,,_ /` .`\ / ' _.-' \ OKAY FOLKS LET'S GET WITH THE TWENTIETH CENTURY | `'_{}_ | AND STOP SPELLING AND PRONOUNCING THE WORD "MOSLEM" | /` `\ | \/ == == \/ /| (.)(.) |\ \| __)_ |/ |\/____\/| | ` ~~ ` | \ / MMMKAY jgs `.____.` _____ _..--'` `'-. .' _ '. 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I'M WONDERING IF MY BALLS CAUGHT IT `-._###'#_#####.#_'.-'' kOs '.--' `-.-.-' /___/____/____/____/_____/_______/______ /_/____/____/___/______/_____/_____/___ /_____/____/______/___/____/___/______/___/ /__/_____/_o__o/____/____/___/_____/____/______ | o__O_\o | __o \ o | __o| __) o _______ A DAY WITHOUT A GAY !!!!!1111 | | || \_/ o o | ___ | |_|_||/\_| o | | | || | |/_/\_\ o | |__ GREAT IDEA FELLAS THAT'LL LEARN US ||_|_/I/ \_\ o | |___/_/ \_\ o |() HOW EXACTLY WOULD WE NOTICE /_/ \_\ o | /_/ \_\ o o | / / ejm \ \ o |_ o o o o o o o o ( ) ( ) ( WOW FIREFLY REFERENCES ON XKCD ?!?!?!?! ) _ ) ( \_ THERE'S NO POSSIBLY WAY THAT COULD BE SHITTY _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) NEXT UP: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, ALIEN RESURRECTION Krogg98 . `-.______.-'`-. .-'\ . ____________) ___ `--' `-'\ _ ' ________) )__` ___ --'`-. \ .. ...//... ,-'------.__ __ `. `-.--.`. ) \.::::...`:://::::` `. `. `- `. ' `' ::::::::/ ://::::::: _____.' '--' ,___,' ::::::::-.^ .::::::. .--' _____ __ _,'`. 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OR PERHAPS HAVING | | | `--'Y| : \x| | SEX WITH A DEMON OR | | ` '''\.' : / / MAYBE AN ANGEL !!!111 .' .'` \ | : _/ _/ | | | \ / | :/ / COME TO THINK OF IT | | `. . m | :| / MAYBE I SEE A DESK .' | | | v |=====|=/ IN THERE SOMEWHERE | .' .| | / \xxxx|/ | | || `. |xxx| BOTTOM LINE IS I'M | | .'`-'/| |xx(_ GETTING REALLY LAZY | .' | | / | /`xxxx\ IN MAKING THIS SHIT .' | `-'/ .' | \xxxx\ | .' | / | .' |\xxxx, | | `-'` | | |x\xxx\ | | | / /| | |xx\xxx\ .',`-'_/` / | .' |xx|\xxx\ | | )/ / | | |xx| \xxx-- `-' // / _/ | |xx_. \xx( `. /--) \\ . |x/_| \xx\__`. \_/ |\ _\ /\/| | \x\ \ | \ \ \__/ | |-`/ `--` mv \/ | GUYS | | | THESE SAVINGS ARE UN-BOAT-LIEVABLE!!! |-|-| | | | | {O} | '--| | .|]_ | _.-=.' | | | | |]_ | |_.-=' | __|__ _.-=' |\ /|\ | | |-'-'-'-'-. |_.-=' '=========' ` | | `. | / \ || / \____.--=''''==--.._ ||_.'--==' |__ __ __ _.' || | | |\ || || || | ___ ____ ||__|____|____| \||__||__||_/ __________________/| | | |______ |===.---. .---.========''''=-._ | | | / | | | || |\| ||| | | | '===' || \|_____|_____|____/__|___| |-.._||_____|_\___'---' '---'______....---===''======//=//////========| |--------------\------------------/-----------------//-//////---------/ | \ / // ////// / | \______________/ // ////// / | _____===//=//////=========/ |==============================================================LGB/ '----------------------------------------------------------------` ___________________________________ | _____ | | \ o / | HELP | ~~~ | | Dux | | | | | | | I'VE FALLEN ON MY HEAD | | AND MY HEAD IS IN THE TOILET ----------------------------------- AND SOMEONE IS FLUSHING THE TOILET | __------__ | AND IT'S MAKING GURGLING NOISES / ./ ,....., \. \ AS IT'S SUCKING MY HEAD / ./ . _ . \. \ INTO THE HOLE / / /o)_// \ \ AND I CAN'T BREATHE ( ( ~ "(__) _ ) ) \ \. ~_~~~~~ ./ / \ \.________./ / \ / \.========./ I I I I I SAID HELP /] [\ cfbd // \\ -------\\_____________//------- I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF LISTENING TO PHILIP GLASS' ALL-ANAL ORCHESTRA HE USED TO HAVE A VAGINAL SYMPHONY BUT HE SAID IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT TO HIM GET IT =_ ||\ C O C O |||\ C O c O (\/\/ C O (\/\/ ||||\O (\/\/ (\/\/ /| | (\/\/ c O /| | ||||\/\ /| | /| | / | /| /| | (\/\// | /| ||||// \ / | /| / | /|/__|/ | / | /| /| |__|/ | |||/ __\| /__|/ |/__|/ | " /__|/ | / | /| " |__: //| | " " " /__|/ | - c O ! " ( ) c O (\/\/ \ -\ (\/\/ c O /| | ___ \O - \O /| | (\/\// | /| / \/|) ( & )/) / | /| /| |__|/ || ./||\ _____ -\/|\ /__|/ | / | /| " \___/ | \ /\ | (_) | \ " /__|/ | /|\ |__\ -- | |__\ " " /|\ " O ______________ /\/ /________________) O @ / \_|___O /___________| _|/_ \ O @ |/__ /_oo-#= | /( )_\ \-O \|_ | |\\ :|(/| \/ ;/_)_(_ \_\ O / |_\ ||__ |O _( ) \| /| / ( ) O / | |\\ =#-@@| / / / __\| / | ;/__)_( /_oo-#= \/ | //| | __|| ( ) | \/ __|| ___O //| | /_|_| ||__ ejm97 //| | \ \/ )>==O ' ' | |\\ | O \/) __|| /| | .-O ----- //| | / | __|| (=) ) \ __|| //| | \(/| \O //| | ___|| __/%) // | | (%%%) \/\| *__| \__* .-. ,-( o )-. ( o )-( o ) .-\-'.|,`-/-. .-. ( o )--*--( o ) ,-( o )-. `-/-.'|`,-\-' ( o )-( o ) ( o )-( o ) .-\-'.|,`-/-. `-( o )-' _( o )--*--( o ) `-' \/_/ `-/-.'|`,-\-' __ | ( o )-( o ) \_\| .'`-( o )-' | .'\ `-' |/ |\ __ | \| I THOUGHT THESE WERE ANAL BEADS AT FIRST \_\| | __ TURNS OUT THEY'RE FLOWERS |/_/ __ | \_\| | __ |/_/ UP MY ASS YOU GO REGARDLESS __ | \_\| CAN SOMEBODY GET A VASE WITH SOME WATER | __ TO PUT THESE IN WHEN I'M DONE |/_/ __ | AND MAYBE SOME WD-40 (I LIKE THE SMELL) \_\| | __ |/_/ __ | \_\| | __ |/_/ VK/hh _,--"^"--._ ,'\ /`. ,' \_______/ `. I'VE DECIDED TO MAJOR IN ANALOLOGY | / \ | | / \ | BECAUSE I WANT MY DEGREE TO BE WORTH SOMETHING | _/ \_ | IN THE POST-RECESSION JOB MARKET \'' `-. ,-' ``/ \ `-._,-' / ALSO I HEAR THE ANAL MARKET \ | / IS DUE FROM SOME STIMULUS FROM THE FED `-.._ | _,,-' THANKS NANCY PELOSI hjm ``"'' .---. | '.| __ | ___.--' ) _.-'_` _%%%_/ .-'%%% a: a %%% %% L %%_ _%\'=' | /-.__ .-' / )--' #/ '\ MY SCARF IS MADE OF YOUR PUBES /' / /---'( : \ I PULLED THEM OUT OF YOUR SHOWER DRAIN / | /( /|##| \ | / ||# | / | /| \ \ PS MY NEW SHOW IS PRETTY DISAPPOINTING | ||##| I \/ | | _| OH YEAH AND "ANAL" | ||: | o |#| | / | | || / I |:/ / |/ | || | o / / / | \| | I |. / / \ /|##| o |.| / \/ \::|/\_ / ---'| \ |\ | | :\ | | / \...' | | |# |/\ \ | | | :| | | | snd | | | | | | |\ | \ /| | \____ / | THE FINAL WORD ON ANAL SEX!!! /|__/AMMA\/ | WOMEN DO NOT ENJOY IT, IT FEELS LIKE HAVING /AMMMMMMMMMMM\_| TO TAKE A CRAP EXCEPT MORE HURTY AND DEMEANING ___/AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA \ |MVKMMM/ .\MMMMM\ \__/MMMMMM\ /MMMMMM--- |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM| / IN PORN THEY SAY THEY ENJOY IT BECAUSE THEY ARE |MMMM/. \MM.--MMMMMM\/ GETTING PAID /\MMM\ /MM\ |MMMMMM ___ / |MMMMMMMMM\ |MMMMMM--/ \-. IN REAL LIFE WOMEN SAY THEY ENJOY IT /___/MMMMMMMMMM\|MM--M/___/_| \ BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID \VMM/\MMMMMMM\ | /\ \/ AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL \V/ \MMMMMMM\ | /_ / | /MMMV' \| |/ _/ | / _/ / AND THEN THEY GUILT YOU INTO BUYING THEM PRESENTS |/ /| \' BUT YOU CAN HIT THEM WITH THIS HANDY MACE INSTEAD /_ / / / VK _ . - = - . _ . " \ \ / / " . , \ / . . \ _,.--~=~"~=~--.._ / . ; _.-" / \ ! ! / \ "-._ . / ," / ,` .---. `, \ ". \ /.' `~ | /:::::\ | ~` '.\ DON'T IT MAKE \`. `~ | \:::::/ | ~` ~ .'/ MY BROWN ASS BLUE \ `. `~ \ `, `~~~' ,` / ~`.' / . "-._ \ / ! ! \ / _.-" . ./ "=~~.._ _..~~=`" \. ,/ "" \, LGB . _/ \_ . " - ./. .\. - " _ _ (`-`;-"```"-;`-`) \.' './ LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE !!! / \ ; 0 0 ; /| = = |\ ; \ '._Y_.' / ; ; `-._ \|/ _.-' ; AT LEAST UNTIL SHE'S DONE ; `"""` ; SUCKING ME OFF ; `""-. .-""` ; /; '--._ \ / _.-- ;\ : `. `/|| ||\` .' : '. '-._ _.-' .' jgs (((-'` `"""""` `'-))) _______________ |,----------. |\ THE DAY I TAPED || |=| | THE DAY THE UNIVERSE CHANGED || || | | || . _o| | | __ Ojo |`-----------' |/ /~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / ~~ I HATE IT WHEN I SHIT AND THE POO COMES FLYING OUT OF ME SO FAST IT GOES STRAIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN AND I CAN'T LOOK AT IT OR TAKE A PICTURE AFTER I'M DONE BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY FLUSHED ITSELF COME ON DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LOOK AT YOUR SHIT EVERYTIME IT'S TO CHECK YOUR HEALTH AND ALSO OUT OF CREATIVE PRIDE AM I ALONE ON THIS ONE OR WHAT ___ ________________________ ___ ________________________ ___ I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I O I-I I I O I-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IHI I I IHI I I I I I I I I I I ___I I________________________I I___I I________________________I I___ I (_( )___( )_) I (_( )___( )_) I I I I I I I I I I I I I I_I I_I I I I I I I _H_ <$> <$> _H_ <#> <#> CN _H_ L|J(_) ) | (") ( ,(. |`/ \- y (,`) )' (' | \ /\/ ) (. jgs (' ),) | _W_ (,)' ). POOKA AND FYGAR WILL SEE YOU IN HELL . . * . . . . * . . . . . . * . . . . * . . * . . . * . . * . . . * . . . . * . . . . . * . . . .-o--. . * . . . . . . . . * * . :O o O : . . ____ * . . . . . . . . : O. Oo; . . `. ````.---...___ . * . . . * . `-.O-' . * . . \_ ; \`.-'```--..__. . . * . . . . . ,'_,-' _,-' ``--._ . * . . . . * . . . -' ,-' `-._ * . . * . . . ,-' _,-._ ,`-. . . . . . * . . '--. _ _.._`-. `-._ | `_ . * . . . . . . ; ,' ' _ `._`._ `. `,-'' `-. . . . . . . ,-' \ `;. `. ;` `._ _/\___ `. . * . . * \ \ , `-' ) `':_ ; \ `. . * . . . * \ _; ` ,; __; `. . . . . . '-.; __, ` _,-'-.--''' \-: `. * . . . * . )`-..---' `---'' \ `. . . . . . . . .' `. `. ` . * . . . / `. `. ` * . . / `. `. 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(oOoOoOoOo) ( : ) )`"""""`( .-.`. .'.-. / \ (_ '.Y.' _) | | ( .'|'. ) \ / '-' | '-' jgs `=========` .--- / # o \,__> MATH IS HARD (AS AM I) .o-'-'--._ / |\_ '. | | \ -, \ \ / \__| ) | '|_____[)) |,/ |===H=|\ >> \ __,| \_\ \/ \ \_\ |\ | \/ | \ \ \\ | \ | \\ |__|\ ,-ooD \\ |--\_(\.-' \o snd '-.__) . . | , \ ' / I THINK I'M A BRIGHT ` ,-. ' --- ( ) --- SO YOU CAN STAB ME UNTIL YOU'RE CONFIDENT I'M DEAD \ / _|=|_ THEN STAB A FEW MORE TIMES TO BE SURE |_____| kat __ .'/\'. .'-/__\-'. .'--/____\--'. .'--./______\.--'. SOOOOOO .'--../________\..--'. .'--.._/__________\_..--'. SENATOR AL FRANKEN .'--..__/____________\__..--'. .'--..___/______________\___..--'. '========'================'========' [_|__] [_|__] =[__|_]=====""=====[__|_]==. [_|__] '| [_|__] | [__|_] |' [__|_] | [_|__] .--JL--. [_|__] '===O [__|_] \====/ [__|_] [_|__]_.-| .; |-._[_|__] [__|_]'._ \__/(_.'[__|_] [.-._] [_.-.] [_.-.'--..____..--'.-._] (o) [(_.' .-. .-.'._)\ (o) (\'/) [ .-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.](\'/) ;: [ (_.'.-. (_.' .-. (_.'| ;:' ;: [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ] ;:. [(_.' .-. '._) .-.'._)] THANKS AGAIN MINNESOTA (o) /.-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.];:(o) (\'/)['._).-. (_.' .-.(_.'] (\'/) (WAS: RE: JESSE VENTURA) [ (_.'.-. .-.'._) \ ;: ;:' '-._ '._) '._) _.-' LGB `---..____..---' ;:` ;:' ;:'.:; ;;" __ | +| ,,,|__| $$$ , , $$C > $$$; _< _______/ /_ ___ | |__` \~/o\ _,]-]___]-----> | / \( ) )\/.-// _( \ ) / \ | //| / ,/ \/ '/ o \ JADA PINKETT-SMITH IS ....................... / o \ ............................................. /______/\_\ .................................... EMPLOYED \ || / \ || / \ || / / )( \ |/ \| :] [: o| |o /o| |o\ b'ger `-' `-' ,--./,-. / # \ | | \ / hjw `._,._,' ,--./,-. /,-._.--~\ __} { \`-._,-`-, `._,._,' hjw _ _ BE SURE TO TAKE THE LATEST <_\ /") "WHICH BORING BULLSHIT THING ARE YOU?" ,--\,-(=( QUIZ ON FACEBOOK / # )=) ( (_/) ONLY 70,000 MORE QUIZZES TO GO \ / `._,._,' hjw <} _ ,--\,-("\ / # ) ) ( (_/) \ / `._,._,' hjw ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | JB \ | '\' `~' TODAY IS THE DAY THAT THE UNITED STATES FINALLY GAINED ITS INDEPENDENCE AND WON TOTAL VICTORIES OVER GERMANY AND JAPAN AND BECAME A SUPERPOWER HAPPY AMERICA'S AWESOME DAY SUCKERS -'"""`-. ( ) DROWNING JUICE |`-.___.-'| |.-'"""`-.| IS THE JUICE YOU DROWN IN | | |`-.___.-'| WELL MORE SPECIFICALLY IT'S THE JUICE | | DESIGNED TO ASSIST IN DROWNING |. ' " ` .| | | ARGUABLY IT WAS HASBRO'S WORST CHILDREN'S TOY `-.___.-' VK \\\\\_____________________\"-._ jgs /////~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/.-' MY INDICES ARE CONTRAVARIANT )\ /| .-/'-|_/ | __ __,-' ( / \/ .-'" "'-..__,-'"" -o.`-._ / '/ *--._ ./ _.-- | _.-' : .-/ \ )_ / \ _) / \( MY ELBOW ITCHES `. /-.___.---'( / \\ ( / \\ \( L\ \( L\ \\ \\ \\ I THINK IT'S SWINE FLU [nabis] L\ L\ . \'~~~-, \ '-,_ \ /\ `~'~''\ _\ \\ \/~\ \__ \\ \ \ \\. \ \ \ \ `~~ I LIKE SAYING "CHICXULUB" '\\ \. / L \ \ | \_\ \ | _o----, | \ ! / AM+tQn '._ \_ __/ _/ \_ ''--'' __/ \.__ | ''.__ __.._ __\ '' './ ` __,-O< ,-- --. \. -=' -' \ __\\O- ,--- --. `^ / ). __,-O< \ __,-O< ,-- ----' `. `\) __)\O-__ )/ ,--( ,;:. _) / `^ _)\O< / (_ .:;:;. | | `^ :;';.;:' |_ |_ | ';\||' ______/=\\______/=\\_______| JML ap :| '-'-'-[=]/'-'-'-[=]/'-'-'-/'.=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:=:= -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-/ '. | '-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-/ .-' .--.--. |/| -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-/ _.-'.-: .; .;|;. ;. |/|/ ___ ___ |' _.'\ :|--|--|- .;_;' ';_;. --|--|--|/|/ |] [|_|_|] [|_|_|] | |\ | \:|--|--| ; ;' '; ; -|--|--|/ |] [|_|_|] [|_|_|] | | \|--' ;; .--.___.--. ;; _______________________| |.-' ;-[ O )=( O ]-; |/| ( `--' | `--' ) ____.-". |/|/ \| ( |/ ;( ,__.)/=' |/|/ . .:::::. . ; |/ \| |/|/ . 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Y | | | | | | ; | : / | \ jgs ; | : /_____|_____\ _________________________________________________________ ||-------------------------------------------------------|| ||.--. .-._ .----. || |||==|____| |H|___ .---.___|""""|_____.--.___ || ||| |====| | |xxx|_ |+++|=-=|_ _|-=+=-|==|---||| |||==| | | | | \ | | |_\/_|Black| | ^ ||| ||| | | | | |\ \ .--. | |=-=|_/\_|-=+=-| | ^ ||| ||| | | | | |_\ \_( oo )| | | |Magus| | ^ ||| |||==|====| |H|xxx| \ \ |''| |+++|=-=|""""|-=+=-|==|---||| ||`--^----'-^-^---' `-' "" '---^---^----^-----^--^---^|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| || ___ .-.__.-----. .---.|| || |===| .---. __ .---| |XX|<(*)>|_|^^^||| || , /(| |_|III|__|''|__|:x:|=| | |=| Q ||| || _a'{ / (|===|+| |++| |==| | | |Illum| | R ||| || '/\\/ _(|===|-| | |''| |:x:|=| |inati| | Y ||| ||_____ -\{___(| |-| | | | | | | | | | Z ||| || _(____)|===|+|[I]|DK|''|==|:x:|=|XX|<(*)>|=|^^^||| || `---^-^---^--^--'--^---^-^--^-----^-^---^|| ||-------------------------------------------------------|| Qryz ||_______________________________________________________|| CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE THAT "GONZO" IS A COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS PORN VIDEO CLASSIFICATION AND THEREFORE SHOULD STOP BEING USED SINCE IT SERVES NO PURPOSE __ /__\ \__/ BILL HICKS WAS THE GREATEST COMEDIAN TO EVER HAVE LIVED || || || EXCUSE ME WHILE I SQUIRT HORRIBLE DIARRHEA INTO THIS \__ TOILET FOR THE NEXT THREE TO FOUR HOURS AS PROOF as \ |~~~~~~~| | | | | | | | | | | |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~xx~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//;~| | \ o \_ ,XXXXX), _..-~ o / | | ~~\ ~-. XXXXX`)))), _.--~~ .-~~~ | ~~~~~~~`\ ~\~~~XXX' _/ ';)) |~~~~~~..-~ _.-~ ~~~~~~~ `\ ~~--`_\~\, ;;;\)__.---.~~~ _.-~ ~-. `:;;/;; \ _..-~~ ~-._ `'' /-~-~ `\ / / / | , | | SOMEBODY CHANGE MY DIAPER | ' / | I JUST MADE A STINKY \/; | ;; | `; . | |~~~-----.....| | \ \ | /\~~--...__ | (| `\ __-\| || \_ /~ | |) \~-' | | | \ ' | | \ : \ | | | | ) ( ) \ /; /\ | | |/ | | | | \ .' || | | | | ( | | | | \ \ | || o `.)| |`\\\\) | | | | | | | <> .-"""-. ||::::::========== /= \ ||::::::========== |- /~~~\ | ||::::::========== |=( '.' ) | ||================ \__\_=_/__/ ||================ {_______} ||================ /` * `'--._|| /= . [] . { > / /|ooo |`'--'|| AW CHRIST MY RIGHT NIPPLE ITCHES ( )\_______/ || \``\/ \ || `-| == \_| || / | || |= >\ __/ || \ \ |- --| || \ __| \___/ || jgs _{__} _{__} || ( )( ) || ^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~^^~^ `, MORE LIKE SOTOMAYAWN ___ # |/ ? AM I RITE FOLKS | , )\ /__/\ \____ ##### ,- / \_/ \ _/_ #### /\,_\ |/| / < _____ _> \ [.[.]-=## ) "\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\- /_ )# \ ___Y. _____'-'______|\/______________ |__ # __)/ [_______________________________] \___/ /) \ | | .'\$/\`-. /|| .| | _...._ | ( `.Y.' ( ) __;_||__|_______| ,-' ALT. '-_ |____|:__o___|_|_ [________________| / ASCII- \ |________________] | | | _ _ART ____. | | | Balif | | / / \| ||_)| | | | | RALF | \\_\_/|_|| \|/ | | ____| | -_ ,- | |____ | | `-...,-' | | | | | | MJP |_______________|_____________________________|_______________| _.----._ .' '. /._ _.--._ \ WHAT DO WE WANT ????? |_ '-' _.._ `| \ `---' `-/ FREEDOM '._ _.' jgs '----' _.-----._ .' 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''DdC IF YOU WERE ANY KIND OF RECORDED HISTORY YOU'D BE ANNALS ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY .'_.- ( ) -._'. OF THE UNITED STATES .'.' |'..'| '.'. ACCOMPLISHING AWESOME .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-.E THINGS AND THEN DOING (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) NOTHING INTERESTING `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' EVER AGAIN _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. OKAY EXCEPT MAYBE / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ INVENTING GONZO-STYLE | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | PORNOGRAPHY SO I GUESS \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' 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(_/;---;\_) \ 6.6 / |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ ( _ ) | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) .-'---'-. | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ / . . \ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ _/ /| , |\ \_ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` (__/{`"==="`}\__) jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ /\_ _/\ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) _| /`"`\ |_ ( \ / \ / ) PRETTY SURE VACCINES GAVE MY KID AUTISM BECAUSE \_/ \_/ AFTER ALL I'M KNOWN FOR SHOWING OFF MY TITS AND THAT PROVES IT CAN'T BE BAD GENES _.---.._ I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED _ _.-' ''-. BUT I KNOW MY PLACE .' '-,_.-' '''. ( _ o : __/ '._ .-' '-._ \ \- ---] '-.___.-') )..-' (_/ MJP '! !' '\).-.(/' .) o o (. MY HEART WOULD BE A FIREBALL / (WHIRRRRRP) / A FIREBALL n (o) n' .-@ =-= @-. / .'=._.='. \ .-' '-.".-' '-. )_ /-._,6,_.-\ _( '. /. " .\ .' '"' ; ; '"' '. .' 6: :6 : : '. .' : : '. .' ! ! : : .-. ! ' ; ' ; " '. .' 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CONSIDER NATIONALIZING MY BALLS / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' _ \|/ FOLKS I INVENTED A NEW TERM IN THE BLOGOSPHERE -c/,=<< ) \ CALLED "TO FISK" ( / < ) | // "( _/ IT MEANS "TO GO THROUGH AN ARTICLE AND RESPOND //_,___,/-' `\_ TO IT POINT BY POINT AND LINE BY LINE LIKE EVERY (___| me \`\ SHITHEAD HAS BEEN DOING ON USENET SINCE 1982" '--) \-- ( ) \ \=(===)==/\ \ | >>(8\= | , \ "" | / \ \ | / \ \ | \ \ \ |___\ \____\ ( ) ( ) miK _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ cjr `.... `' (__(____) I TRIED A NEW COMPUTER GAME CALLED CULTURE WARS AND AS IT TURNS OUT IT REALLY REALLY SUCKED _ (_) _ _ .=. 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' /.) \ \ |\\\\ ` //////\ / /`-- \ |\\\\ THE SPRING SUN KISSES ///////\_.' / `.\ `. |\\\\ INTIMATELY YOUR FACE ////// _/ `. / `' \ ` PENIS PENIS PENIS ///// .' `-./ \ ///|__ | \ _\ /mv/ / /.' `.-----. \__.-` . | |o o |`. )/ | __ AURAL SEX TURNED OUT TO BE NOT AT ALL LIKE WHAT I WAS HOPING /,- ||) IN THE FUTURE I'M GOING TO MAKE WOMEN WRITE OUT THE WORD BEFORE \\_, ) I COMMIT TO ANYTHING `--' ejm FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU FOOL ME TWICE, WHAMMO, A STRAP-ON DILDO TO THE EAR ____ ______ ___.' o `. /~----,\___/,--. ,_ | Zeus `-----' `---'` \ I'M A HAPPY SPERM ((),). ))) 6(6 MOLESTING VIOLET FROM THE INCREDIBLES ((c` _e/ )))'( ((( , \ )\ \ _o___,- ( )\.__,-._\ I MEAN WAIT WHAT WHO SAID THAT / -/ \ |( ___( /_)\ \ _____ _____ '.__,' \_\ - joris ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, HENRY KISSINGER'S OLD )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// PASS IT ON ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ IF SOMEONE USES THE WORD STAYCATION THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY GET THIS __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / | ./ _."." _." / |"----" _." jjs \ ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) CHECKING PERIODICALLY TO SEE IF ((|)_*_/((( MONIQUE ALEXANDER IS NO LONGER BORING ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ NOPE, GOPHER GOES BACK IN THE HOLE FOR ANOTHER YEAR hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ _________________________ || || || || || ||, , ,|| || || (||/|/(\||/ || || ||| _'_`||| || I HOPE O.J.'S OKAY || || o o || || || (|| - `||) || || || = || || (NOTE: THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION ScS || ||\___/|| || OF ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON, OUR APOLOGIES) ||___||) , (||___|| /||---||-\_/-||---||\ / ||--_||_____||_--|| \ (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_) _ /;:`. ______ _,-'._,' _,--''' `'-._,-'_,-' `' ,' ` - .,_ __,-' ),-' ( __|-`' . _,'/ A REMAKE OF CHOPLIFTER ????????// `--...'___,..--' / / _/,-'_,-' (`---'' _,-' |_,- FINALLY I CAN KILL THE PEOPLE I'M `----''|_,--' ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO RESCUE AGAIN jrei -' _,-' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY SURE THAT IF YOU HAVE THE SAME _P_ _9_ BIRTHDAY AS A PORNSTAR THEN YOU OWN HER //---\\ ( ) //---\\ (( )) T (( )) \\___// | \\___// '---' |E dwb '---' SO LOOK OUT LANA SANDS AND LINDA FRIDAY _.---._ .-' `-. .'_____________`. /| .-'!`-. |\ WELL MAYBE IF MS. TEQUILA WEREN'T SO / | .' / \ `. | \ BORING SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CHOKED J | / / \ \ | L | |J /-----\ L| | F || /| |\ || J | |J / | | \ F| | J | <--`-----'--> | F \ | `. .' | / \|____`-._.-'____|/ `. .' VK `-._ _.-' """"" _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. IT'S 9/9/9 !!!!1111 /,' 11 1 `.\ // 10 / 2 \\ ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' I'M MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS ((-._____.-)) BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND CALENDARS _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' .----------. I'M OUTRAGED / .-. .-. \ / | | | | \ YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY I'M OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGED \ `-' `-' _/ /\ .--. / | PURPOSE EVEN TRULY TRULY TRULY OUTRAGED ?!?!?! \ | / / / / / | `--' /\ \ CAN WE ALL STOP USING THE WORDS "OUTRAGE" AND JD /`-------' \ \ "OUTRAGEOUS" BECAUSE IT'S REALLY OUTRAGING ME .----. ===(_)== EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO HEALTHCARE !!!!! // 6 6 \\ ( 7 ) \ '--' / \_ ._/ BUT NO RIGHT TO FOOD, WATER AND SHELTER __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ SO I'M NOT SURE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ EITHER WAY I SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO FREE BLOWJOBS `"` .-. / / /. / IF BOLOGNE, ITALY CAN BE PRONOUNCED "BALONEY" THEN ) /c\/ WHY CAN'T COLOGNE, GERMANY BE PRONOUNCED "COLONSCOPY" ( /'\/ ) / / ( / / ) / / ( /. / .`.'.Pru .. __..-'||'-..__ ..__..-' || `-..__.. ||`-..__ __..-'|| TENSOR ?!?!?!?!? I BARELY KNOW HER || `-..__..__..-' || ||`-..__ ||' __..-'|| || `-..__||__..-' || THAT JOKE ONLY WORKS BECAUSE NO ONE ||`-..__ || __..-'|| REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT A TENSOR IS || `-..__||__..-' || ||`-..__ || __..-'|| || `-..__||__..-' || YEAH OKAY FINE THE JOKE DOESN'T WORK ''`-..__ || __..-''' LGB `-..__||__..-' '' .-. (/^\) (\ /) I'M A PORN STARLET THAT APPEARS AFTER THE .-'-. "BEHIND THE SCENES" CLIPS BECAUSE /(_I_)\ I'M THE ONE NO ONE REALLY WANTED \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ /######\ /##########\ / \###/ \ / \#/ \ /\| |/\ | | \ ==\ /== / | | \| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| \##\ | \| | /#####| \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| |######\| |#########| |########\______/##########| |#########\ /##########/ |##########\ |#########/\ /###########\/########/###\ /################\######/########\ /##################\###/###########\ /###################\#/##############\ /####################/#################\ /###################/####################\ VW CAN WE AS A SPECIES FINALLY BE DONE WITH VAMPIRE STORIES WHICH ARE ALL ABOUT AS GOOD AS THIS SHITTY ASCII ART LOOK IT'S JUST AN IDEA ______ | O | HOW DARE PEOPLE PUT CAPTCHAS ON PORN SITES | ,|._ | I WAS SCRAPING WITH PASSWORDS I FOUND FOR FREE | `A _|__ ON THE INTERNET |__|\_\ \ O \ ._|.) I MEAN WHAT KIND OF TRAVESTY IS THIS \___A _|_ |\ SSt ,---. .--. ( . ) ( . ) `/--___ __`--`. WAS U2 EVER NOT BORING ,. _'| |___||___| _|`. AND IF SO CAN WE CHANGE (-./_,|-,,' `.' |\ ` ALL THE HISTORY BOOKS __`-`-'|// `:. \,|' AND RECORDS SO THAT -- - --- |\ | ||| ` | | PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT THEM -- | \ _|_|\\ jrei / | ASAP - _ \ \ ,-'-.`._____,',-'-. ______________ `[]\ .\____________________ |`.____________`. || \`| .::' ._ | |_''_o_o__o =.| || \|_________________ | | ,--. ,--. : _ || | |( () ) ( () )|: \`::') --- __ I WOULD ALSO ACCEPT `.|_`-_'___`-_'_|`. / :: \ THE USE OF A TIME TRAVEL - _ - : \___:/ _ - - MACHINE TO DO THE JOB `--..___) NICE AND CLEAN _ _ .nNNNNNn. .nNNNNNn. /NNNNN(#\N\_/NNNNN(#\N\ |NNNNNNN\#)N|NNNNNNN\#)N| YOU CAN'T HAVE A HARDON \NNNNNNNNN/N\NNNNNNNNN/ WITHOUT HADRONS (TRUE STORY) "*NNNNN*"NNN"*NNNNN*" "\NNNNNNNNN/" "*NNNNN*" Ojosh!ro '98 " +------------------+ | ___ | | _ (,~ | _ | Q: WHAT'S BETTER THAN KILLING NAZIS | (____/ |____) | | ||||| ||||| | A: FUCK IF I KNOW BUT MAKIN' 'EM EXTRA-EVIL | ||||| ||||| | SUPERNATURAL MAGIC-USING NAZIS IS A | |||||\ /||||| | DAMN GOOD START | |||'//\/\\`||| | | |' m' /\ `m `| | | /||\ | \_ _/ `-----92-KSR-' .##. __________________________ |::| | |oooooo (<>) L_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_Y_YL______ .JL,_. | |oooooo ((oYo \\ L_h_h_hih_h_h_h_h__L______ ||} { ))| H |oooooo _______Y_//_)__(_((L_h_Y__Hh_h_h_h_h__L______ Y--------///()))---------------------------- | "(("^//"` | \\(( BRISTOL, LENINGRAD, CHUNGKING, LONDON, MOSCOW, WASHINGTON | )) | //\\_ TOGETHER WILL ANNIHILATE HITLERISM kg ~' ~ ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, PETER, PAUL AND MARY ??? )\_) \_ / MORE LIKE OLD, OLD AND OLD _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | NEXT TIME COME UP WITH A CATCHIER NAME | | | ._., - |.,_ // LOSERS _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ ____(==O______,_ .- ~ _ ad )__.-^-|_|''` `-.~ ` HEY NAZIS RAT TAT TAT TAT TAT GREAT ASSAULT RIFLE TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT THE FIRST ONE EVER IN FACT TAT TAT TAT TAT I LOVE USING IT AGAINST YOU TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ I GOT A JOB WASHING THE WINDOWS // / \ \\ OF THE PAJAMAS TV VIRTUAL SET // / \ \\ // / sSSSs \ \\ //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm . eer .d$" -"$$$$$P ."$$$$P .J*$$F. WHY CAN'T BRITISH PEOPLE PRONOUNCE ENGLISH CORRECTLY . . ^ $$$$$r -*$$$r ^**C$$b $ed$$$$" *$$$b. *$$$$$F $$$$$ J*$$$$F zee$$$$$P -J$$$$$$ ^$$$$$$$$$$b ^"*"" 4*$$$$$$$$$$*" .J.d$$$$$e. d$P"**""""" " | | ------------\ ,---. /------------ | | | | ---------. `-./ "\.-' .--------- | | | ,--. | --------\ . /-------- | ,--. | | ( >< ) | ------`-.| .-'------ | ( >< ) | | `--' | ---/ `/"\ \--- | `--' | | . | `//_-_\\' Ojo 98 | | | : . ! | (.' ',) | . : . :| | ! ! .| | | : | ! .| | |_| ;|_| . |_| !_| !| `-' `-^' \o `-' `-^' \__________________T>_________________/ `-=--=--=--=--=--=---=--=--=--=--=--=-' ] _] _] _] _] _] _L] _] _] _] _] _] _ `-------------------------------------' `u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u---u' I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT NATHAN LANE AND MATTHEW BRODERICK SUCKING EACH OTHERS' COCKS ON STAGE REALLY HAS ANYTHING TO DO EITHER WITH PRODUCING OR THE THIRD REICH OKAY MAYBE THE LATTER A LITTLE BIT BUT STILL ______ ,-' ; ! `-. / : ! : . \ |_ ; __: ; | WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, HE SURE MEANS IT )| . :)(. ! | AND YOU SHOULD STAY FUCKING PUT |" (##) _ | | : ;`' (_) ( | : : . | )_ ! , ; ; | || . . : : | |" . | : . | |mt-2_;----.___| .--. {c. .o} BRAD PITT SURE HAS COME A LONG WAY SINCE COOL WORLD _ \ !_c) _ \` , `--' / \/ \ /\/ | ( / ) / |/ \) \) ejm -- _- ,%%%. % 1 % PROGRESS THRU PROCESSORS / `%%%' ( ( HELP END MALARIA / ) ) ( ( AND OTHER NON SEQUITURS )' ) (/ \/ apc _____ /~/~ ~\ | | \ COULD KEITH OLBERMANN AND GLENN BECK JUST \ \ \ FINALLY GET IT OVER WITH AND FUCK EACH OTHER \ \ \ IN THE ASS AND DIE OF MUTUAL-FAGGOT AIDS --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, ,--.!, __/ -*- IF GOD DIDN'T WANT THEM TO BE TERRORISTS THEN ,d08b. '|` HE WOULDN'T HAVE FORCED THEM TO EAT MASHED UP 0088MM CHICK PEAS `9MMP' hjm _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. FINALLY WOODY ALLEN WEIGHED IN ON /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ THE ROMAN POLANSKI ARREST ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WHEN IT COMES `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` TO BEING INAPPROPRIATE WITH jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ YOUNGER WOMEN HE SURE KNOWS HIS STUFF (___|___) (___|___) .:. +-+ ### | | \--+ +-________) (_______________________________| o| _____/===%====/======------------------------------------!\ ______________/ / //! ||||||||||||| (%) ================ ====== ! X '______________! ! !!! ||||||||||||||| ._================_.. ====== -- ! X \\\\\\\ o||XX|||XX||o||_! o { o } |===----------!M| """"""\_!_!_|_!_!_!!!/ !________!-------___X____________ !-. | "X ||__| |. ^\\ o | | | / |! || \\ | | /""|!!! |" || | "----" |!!!!! ". || | |!!+-+!!| | | |!!|:|!!| | | I FEEL CHEATED, RAPED, POSSIBLY SOILED `--+-+--" `-" |%%#| OKAY CHECK THAT |%%#| |%%#| DEFINITELY SOILED |%%#| |#%#| |###| |###| +---+ _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ /\) ( Y) \ \ / / "" (Y ) ( Y) _ "" "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / "" ( Y) "" Krogg ONE OF THESE WIENERS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS HINT: IT'S THE ONE THAT'S RAPING YOU RIGHT NOW '-. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW GOT CANCELLED '-. _____ .-._ | '. : .. | : '-._+ | .-' / \ .'i--i / \ .-'_/____\___ .-' : fsc: _ / ejm _\ `.\ {)~ THIS IS NOT A HULA HOOP AS YOU PROMISED .-`\`%. ( /,\\% \`. ` \%%<\> ) ~ ` ----- ' ,--. \ _\_ I JUST FLEW IN FROM OUT OF TIME AND _\/_|_\____.'\ BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED FROM BEATING OFF -(___.--._____( \ \ jg \ \ `--' , // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// / /, // ,/, /, // ,/, /, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, ,/, // ,/ /, //, /,/ BEHOLD /, /,.-' '-. ,// ////, // ,/,/, // /// , ,/,/ \ // ,,///, // ,/,/, // , A ,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// /// /,,/,/, ///, // / // | O , // ,/, //, ///, // ,/ GOD ,/ ,, J\/|\_ |+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` | /,/ | || ,)// |\/-\|| ||| |\] . WHO / /,, /| . , ///, . /, // ,//, / , / ejm \ \ ). //, ,( ,/,/, // ,/, PEES (X) - I'M A TENSOR PRODUCT !!!!!! EXPAND MY INDICES AND FUCK MY BROWN ASS tQn ______ (__ __) || mbfh /__\ \ \ I LIKE TO USE THE SO-CALLED PHRASE "SO-CALLED" \ \ | /\ {.-} WE'D LIKE TO GIVE THIS SEASHELL THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE ;_.-'\ FOR BEING SO DARN CUTE AND SHELLY { _.}_ \.-' / `, \ | / \ | ,/ jgs \|_/ . | | YOU ARE LEAVING THE AMERICAN SECTOR | # (=) H H H H H H M M / \ I WISH MY FIRST NAME WERE PLAXICO / a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ a'! _,,_ \\_/ \ \\_/ \ \\_/ \ \\_/ \.-, \, /-( /'-, \, /-( /'-,\, /-( /'-, \, /-( / //\ //\\ //\ //\\ //\ //\\ //\ //\\jreiI HAVE ACHIEVED LIGHT WEAPONS 4 _ ________, ,________ _ >`(==(----' '----)==)`< (__/~~` `~~\__) lbm _..--.._ _..--. _..--.. ,' ,'`. ,','.--.\ ,' \ `.`. / / / /| : : / _ \: |\ \ \ \ / : : /`. | |:| ,'' _``. \ | ,;, . `:\ _: | `,/_\. :`/;' , .:\ ) `'/' _ \ \:\( _|__`>_/`' /(:/ / .\` /: .' ,`.._|_\\' ( _=`;._//_|_..'` \\ :: / '| (__=`, :`||| `,.__) \ : | \ \`.\\__\;|| //`|/ : | | `.._____.-,`'| \\___||// /`-._ | : | : ,<''_\\,.|//_`>. :`._ ;: \ ; ; )`-..______..-'( :\ `-.__.' / ; / /|: : | `.._____.': : _.' / || | | `. : : _.-' / :: ; : `-.____; \; ,' ( \ / )\ / ,' ,'____,' ,`-,.______..-') (__\ _`. (___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt WICCAN POWERS ACTIVATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 FORM OF .................. THREE LONELY GOTH GIRLS , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c '(((('_ _' IS MYTHBUSTER KARI BYRON'S SON MINE `((( \ BECAUSE IF NOT I THINK I'LL HAVE TO (`\ - MAKE AN ADJUSTMENT TO THIS SITUATION ' ) ( __ _.-' ' `. / , -' \ L ` . \ / ` | `c ) c ) J .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' : `8P / : .' / I'LL KNOCK UP THAT FUCKER TORY ` / .' AND SHOW HER WHAT SHE COULD HAVE HAD a:f / .' . .' L ' WAIT WHAT \` ` ./==\ /~~~~~\V ./ / || (-_=====) ./ / || ( -=====\ ./ ./ /| \ ( ( )= ./ (./ / | \ ) ) _/ ./ ./ / | |\ ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./ / | | \ ( L:\\ -v-\ / @@@/@@@@ @@@\@@@ / /\L:\\VV KK\/ (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@) / / |L:\\vKKxx) @/@@@@@@ @@@@@\@ MM#@#!!!| \\ MM#@#!!:!/ \\ MM#@#!!!| M\\ M#@#!!:\ MM\\ @#!!:!| <<:\\ @#:::/ ><<<:\/#|||| WELP JUST GOT UP IT'S TIME TO LOG INTO TWITTER <>>>:@@#___\ AND LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT'S ON MY MIND !!!!111 DS \/~oO/ )Ooo +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | [JUSTICIA] HMMM WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT #CUNT | | | | 17 MINUTES AGO VIA WEB | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ ___ __ (_ ( . ) )__ '. \ : / .' '(___(_____) __ '. \ : / .' /. _\ '. \ : / .' .--.|/_/__ -----____ _ _____----- _______________''.--o/___ \_______________(_)___________ ~ /.'o|_o '.| ~ ~ ~ ~ |/ |_| ~' ~ ' ~ |_| ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |_|O ~ ~ ~ ___|_||_____ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .'':. .|_|A:. ..::''. /:. .:::|_|.\ .:. :.:\ ~ ~ :..:. .:. .::..: .: ..:. ~ ~ ~ \.: .: :. .: ..:: .lcf/ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ARCHIPELAGO IS A COOL-SOUNDING WORD !!!!!!11 PASS IT ON emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ I CAN'T QUIT YOU """"""|_____ ) """""""""--------""" (SO I MUST CUT YOU) Elijah __ ," ". _ .---. _ /# \ I TRIED OUT A SIMPLE BALOON RIDE ,' `. ,' `.." ". ,--. HOAX AND ALL I GOT WAS CHARGED |# `/ # (# ) / ) `. | ) (`.__/ / `. \ ( )/'/ / `.\ /) (( / / `. .'( )y / >_<\ `._.'( / / ) /'-`.->,-' ( ( ( ( NO T-SHIRT OR ANYTHING !!!!!! ) ) ) hjw THIS SUCKS ( %%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%% ,, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% IF YOU REALLY LOVE SOMETHING, (< ?%%%%%%%%%%% FUCK IT OUT BUT GOOD AS PUNISHMENT ~ % ___ //___ / | '/ (* )( *) | ', ################## b'ger """""""""""""""""" ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . .' |-_-_-_-| `. WHY IS THIS SLAC COLLOQUIUM PRESENTER ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) ON GRAND-UNIFIED THEORIES GOING ON !`. .'! ABOUT MEXICAN HATS ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ .----. | \./''\ \. |\ HEY EVERYBODY I'M GOING TO CREATE A NEW MEME !!!!111 \\===-_____..'\ /.--. \ READY ?!?!?!?!?! | \ .--. | | _ \|/ )| PTHOTHTTHATHLTHLTHHTGHGHGHTHT DIARRHEA !!!1111 `.__`-----._0/.' (__ . . __) SPREAD IT AROUND ) ------ ( (_.------._) dlK | | _, ^(o.).__. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AUTISM / , o o) / `u-u',._/ SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY RETARDS NOBODY CARES ( _\ \ `|-| ----`.__)------| |------- `-' Ojo98 __ sjw / \ .-. | | JOHN LENNON NEEDS BULLETS * _.-' \ \__/ \.-' \ / _/ OH | _ /" | /_\' \ \_/ WELL CARRY ON THEN """" ____ / ___`\ /| ( ( \ \ IF I WERE KING FOR A DAY I'D BAN |^v^v V| \ \/) ) ) THE INCLUSION OF ANY AND ALL \ ____ / \_/ / / "BEHIND THE SCENES" CLIPS IN PORN ,Y` `, / / || - -) { } \\ _\ | | | \\ / _`\_ / / / | ~ | ``\ _|_| ,-` \ | \ \ ,//(_} / | | | \/ \| | | | | | ' ,\ \ | | \ / /\ _/` | | \ | | | | `` | | LESS FILLER MORE FLUFFER PEOPLE | \ \ | | | | | | |/ | / / | | | | | .-'"""`-. AWWW YEAH FUCKING A ROOMBA ( ) |`-.___.-'| WELL MORE ACCURATELY CHASING IT AROUND THE HOUSE | | WITH A BONER AND A MEAT CLEAVER `-.___.-' tQn ) ( ( ) ))) FINALLY !!!!!! TBS HAS DEMONSTRATED ITSELF TO BE ((((( THE ONLY NON-RACIST TELEVISION NETWORK SINCE ( )))))) THEY FINALLY HIRED GEORGE LOPEZ )(((((( ((,````)) :(.)(.): BECAUSE CLEARLY RACISM IS THE ONLY REASON ANYONE ( \\\ ) WOULD EVER FIRE GEORGE LOPEZ (,\\\\ `.||||| \ | I.E. IT WASN'T THAT HE SUCKED ROYALLY OR ANYTHING ) / ejm /\ / / \ NOPE NOT AT ALL NUH UH / : ;; / | / | .' : PLEASE READ .-' ' MY FAG FAQ _.-' / .-*" / \ _ .-' .' \ _.-*?' .' .' \ .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | | ' .' : _.-*"*- | | / / ' .-*" _ | | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' "" +----------------+ %%%% WIENERS %%%%%%%% %%%%%% %%% / %%% % % / % % / %%% % %%%%%% %%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%% %%%%%%% %%% %%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%% %%% %%% %%%% %%%% %%% %%% LOOK FOLKS THEY CAN'T ALL BE FUNNY %% %% %% %% OKAY FINE ALMOST NONE OF THEM ARE b'ger %%%% %%% LEAVE ME ALONE I'M DEPRESSED %%% %%% __ , ," e`--o (( ( | __,' \ \\~----------------' \_;/ hjw ( / I'M A SHITTER NOT A FIGHTER /) ._______________. ) (( ( (( ( ``-' ``-' .-'''/.\ (_.--' | | == | o-._ .--..--. _.-o I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS / | || | I WANT YOU TO BLOW ME ;--|`--: |. | | | ;_ .| |_____ | /| '|\ //`----'\\ ////| | \\ / | | \ /| |\ / \ / \ / \/ \ / \ | | || /\ || || , . || dlK __.--~~.,-.__ `~-._.-(`-.__`-. I CANNOT TELL A LIE \ `~~` .--./ \ /# \ \.--. \ / /# \ jgs '--' \ / I TOTALLY FUCKED THAT CHERRY TREE INSIDE OUT '--' /| |\| WHY IS THERE LOTS OF FANTASY ||| FICTION AVAILABLE ENTIRELY ||| FOR FREE ON THE KINDLE ???? ||| ||| ||| ||| ~-[{o}]-~ |/| ___ |/| ///~` |\\_ `0' =\\\\ . . , |=' ,))\_| ~-_ _) \ _/_/| / ,' ,;(((((( ~ \ `~~~\-~-_ /~ (_/\ /' -~/~)))))))'\_ _/' \_ /' D | ( (((((( ~-/ ~-/ ~-; / \--_ ~~--| ))'' ') ` `~~\_ \ ) : (_ ~\ , /~~- ./ \ \_ )--__ /(_/) | ) )| ___ |_ \__/~-__ ~~ ,' /,_;, __--( _/ | //~~\`\ /' ~~~----| ~~~~~~~~' \- ((~~ __-~ | ((() `\`\_(_ _-~~-\ ``~~ ~~~~~~ \_ / ))) ~----' / \ ) ) ( ;`~--' : _- ,;;( | `\ | _-~ ,;;;;) | /'`\ ; _-~ _/ /~ / | ) /;;;'' ,;;:-~ | / / | / |;;' ,'' / / | \\| | ,;( TX _/ /' \ \_) .---__\_ \,--._______ ( )|' (~-_| (;;' ;;;~~~/' `;;| `;;;\ ) `\_ |-_;;--__ ~~~----__/' /'_______/ `----' ( `~--_ ~~~;;------------~~~~~ ;;;'_/' `~~~~~~~~'~~~-----....___;;;____---~~ OH RIGHT BECAUSE IT SUCKS ... .::':::'::. I THINK WHAT THE VIEW NEEDS IS MORE VAGINAS .:' .' : '. ':. BECAUSE LORD KNOWS IT ISN'T TWATTY ENOUGH ::--:--:--:--:: :-._ ':. '. : .' .:' _.-: : "-._'':.:::.:''_.-" : : "-._'''_.-" : : ._ "-" _. : : : "-._ _.-" : : : : ": :" : : '-.-' : : '-.-' : : I MEANT CATTY SORRY IT ISN'T CATTY ENOUGH grp '-.-' OOH BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY / NOT EVERY FUCKING DAY THOUGH / / _ _ (") (") _T_ O )Y( /\_/\/ /(_)\ |.H. \oV(/ O| | (`/ ) H H Y / ] | [ (\) (_|_) |_!' PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME \ , __ \ \`\\"._ _, \ / _ |||;._/ ) _/@ @ /// | ( ( (`__, ,`\| '.\_/ |\_.' jgs `""``` .... .' ,: .' \.___.. I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SUCK MY DICK .' .-' _.' JUST TO HEAR MYSELF TALK '.\ \/...-''`\ :.' / \ : : () () / (_ . '--' ': .': / |_'-- .' .'.' \ \ .'_\ .'.' .|__ \/_/: .'.' / :\.',;' .' -./ .'{\|)) '. ',_,-.',;'--: / '../_ \,;'_.' :. ,''-'-' \ \'.' / \..': .' /.-. : '. / \ |''\ './--: / \._ snd \. '.'._.___: '...' _..--+~/@-~--. _-=~ ( . "} _-~ _.--=.\ \"""" _~ _- \ \_\ = _= '--' ' = . : : ____ '=_. ___ ___ | ; ____ '~--.~. ; ; _____ } | ___= \ ___ __ __..-...__ ___/__/__ : =_ _.-~~ ~~--.__ _____ \ ~-+-~ ___~=_______ rm ~@#~~ == ...______ __ ___ _--~~--_ WHILE ASCII ART FARTS TAKES A SHORT BREAK WE'LL LET OUR NEW FRIEND FROM THE JURASSIC ENTERTAIN YOU: PEPPY THE PLESIOSAUR BACK TOMORROW FOLKS OKAY PEPPY STOP HUMPING THE AUDIENCE DOWN BOY DOWN \|/ -o- | /|\ ( )_ | /\ | | (_) | | __ | ||-| |-[]| \|/ \| ___|___ _| |____ | (_)_ _( )_|[]| __(_)_|| | |_~(|)~~(| (_)__)__|_| []|[] |_(_)_ |[]|_|_[]__|__| __| |[]|__| | []|___|_|____| | |__| [] | |[] | | | | | [] | | | | | |||_| [][] | KG MAYBE THEY SHOULD RENAME THEIR CITY "ISLAMAGOOD" PERHAPS PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY GO THERE AND THEN THEY COULD CUT THEIR HEADS OFF !!!!!!11 SEE IT'D BE THE PERFECT TRAP _"_ % (< ? ` " HEY XENI JARDIN __||___ |\___//_\ NICE NAME AND FACE (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% PSYCH (TWICE) %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger ,--. ,--. ((O ))--((O )) ,'_`--'____`--'_`. _: ____________ :_ | | ||::::::::::|| | | | | ||::::::::::|| | | SUPPORT NON-HUMAN RIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!!1 | | ||::::::::::|| | | |_| |/__________\| |_| INTELLIGENT ROBOTS ARE PEOPLE TOO |________________| EVEN THOUGH THAT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE __..-' `-..__ SENSE AND THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY YET .-| : .----------------. : |-. ,\ || | |\______________/| | || /. /`.\:| | || __ __ __ || | |;/,'\ :`-._\;.| || '--''--''--' || |,:/_.-': | : | || .----------. || | : | | | | || '----SSt---' || | | | | | | || _ _ _ || | | | :,--.; | || (_) (_) (_) || | :,--.; (`-'|) | ||______________|| | (|`-') `--' | |/______________\| | `--' |____________________| `.________________,' (_______)(_______) (_______)(_______) (_______)(_______) I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY AS A USELESS FUCKWAD (_______)(_______) TO WORRY ABOUT SHIT THAT ISN'T EVEN REAL | || | '--------''--------' /\ , {Oo\{o\ .=. {o: \:.\ / \ HEY FOLKS CHECK IT OUT IT'S TINKERBELL {O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____ {o:. /`~('-./-----.\ }o: // /| `/\ {O:'// /-' /\/\ }o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ /o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ `"`\ \ /.\ `""` \ \ \ \ jgs /`\ ) |/| | YEAH I'D TOTALLY DO HER _// \| | / || (SHE'D FIT UP MY ASS NICELY) |/ / | `\| ' z z Z .--. Z Z / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF NOT GIVING A SHIT ,--. ,--. I WAS GOING TO MATRICULATE BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY ( O ) ( O ) `--' \ `--' THEN I TRIED TO MASTICATE BUT I WAS TOO TIRED \ _ >-. / /| `-.__.' SO INSTEAD I'LL JUST MASTURBATE Krogg Q @ _|/_ SERIOUSLY IF MY GUT WERE A SYMPHONY \_|_/ /( )_\ IT WOULD BE BEETHOVEN'S LAST SHITSTORM |_|_| ;/_)_(_ |, _( )_ ejm96 /|\ / | \ ' ' ______ _ _ __...----~~~~~ _ // ___...--- ~~~ \\ . // \|/ __..--_// ~~~ . _\\ . \\_ . //\\\ \|/. //\\\ ///\\ . //-\-\\ //-/-\\ //-/-\\ //\_-_/\\ //\_-_/\\ . //\_-_/\\ . /\ @ /\ /\\_//\ /\\_//\ . /\ \_/ /\ /\ \O/ /\ /\.\=/./\ /__\_\_/__\ . /__\_\_/__\ /__\_\_/__\ /___________\ /___________\ /___________\ . 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WHAT IF GOD IS A **WOMAN** ?!?!?!? | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY / ( > | ( ) ._ / HOW PROFOUND IS THAT ????/ MAKES YOU THINK HUH ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) HURF DURF STUFFED HEAD-FIRST INTO A TOILET `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ ____ __,-~~/~ `---. _/_,---( , ) __ / < / ) \___ - ------===;;;'====------------------===;;;===----- - - \/ ~"~"~"~"~"~\~"~)~"/ (_ ( \ ( > \) \_( _ < >_>' ~ `-i' ::>|--" I;|.|.| <|i::|i|`. BM (` ^'"`-' ") BE SURE TO SEE TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE EXPLODY _ /.\ tap tap tap Y \ / "L tap tap tap // "/ ===|/ /\_=== tap tap tap / / stop it / / tap tap tap \/ stop it tap tap tap STOP IT tap tap tap YOU HAVE TO STOP IT tap tap tap STOP IT !!!!!!!!!11 STOP IT YOU'RE GOING TO HURT YOUR BEAK tap tap tap _/\|\_\_ EVER HAVE A DREAM THAT YOU FOUND AND KILLED A _| .- \___ DINOSAUR AND KEPT ITS ROTTING CORPSE AROUND ________\ / ) o`o_ TOO LONG SO YOU COULD CUT IT OPEN =._@ / ,/ ) |\| / -'--._,-_-|_|-. \ ____,._,/-._,-' &)===( .8! . :8! | |8! | |8! | |8\____| !^oooooo ) )) , || A: HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE US TO GET RID OF THEM ( || . || ) || (\._\\ gpyy\(\_\\ ______________________ |,----.,----.,----.,--.\ ALL ABOARD THE SPACE BUS TO JUPITER !!!!! || || || || \\ |`----'`----'|----||----\`. GAS / BONK / ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [ | -||- __|(| [ ,--. |____||.--. | 100,000 YEARS LATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =-(( `))-----------(( `))== jrei`--' `--' ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ __,_____ LET'S GO TO A CONFERENCE FOR BRIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!! hjw / __.==--" /#(-' (PUTS GUN IN MOUTH) `-' . * . . . DUST THOU ART . (*.) . * . . ( .(.. ) ) AND UNTO DUST . .( (..* ).*) . ( * . ). .) . SHALT THOU . ( (. *.) . . . * FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU .* . Keely itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. BLAH FUCKING BLAH BHOPAL BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' _ ____ __ / \ .' '. ____......------""""""""````` `\ | `::-/'-....-'\--""``` | | :: | | | | ,:'-\.-''''-./--..___ / jgs \_/ '.____.' ````````````"""""""------------' WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY ETHER FROLIC ??!?!?!?!?! NEVER MIND THE BASEBALL BAT I WON'T HIT YOU WITH IT NOT THAT HARD ANYWAY OH COME ON JUST COME ANYWAY __ __ __\_\___ ___/_/__ /_______ \___ ___/\_______\ \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | AUTHORS USING COMIC SANS IN / /\_________/ |__| THEIR SERIOUS PHYSICS / / / / PAPERS/PRESENTATIONS SHOULD /_/ /_/ GET SOME SORT OF MEDAL \ \ \ \ OR SOMETHING \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| ______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,______________________________ __________|__________\|/;..___________________________ __________|___________\\//\,._________________________ __________|___________/ '\/_________________________ __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ __________|__________\( " \________________________ __________|____________) \\______________________ __________|___________( \\\___________________ __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ __________|___________________________________________ bni COULD WE JUST FUCKING CUT OFF MARTIN SHORT'S LEGS SO HE CAN'T DO THAT STUPID FUCKING DANCE ANYMORE COME ON PEOPLE: YES WE CAN ________ .==. DEAR PORNOGRAPHER, jgs [________>c((_ ) '==' I WAS WITH YOU UP TO AND INCLUDING WHEN YOU JIZZED ON THE WHORE'S FACE BUT I LOST YOU AFTER YOU MADE HER SCOOP IT UP WITH A SPOON (PICTURED LEFT) AND PUT IT IN HER MOUTH AND THEN BRUSH HER TEETH WITH IT SIGNED, PLANET EARTH __ | \ _ I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED I'M *FUN*EMPLOYED ==='=='== (o> \++/ / ) (GUN GOES IN MOUTH) __.-------------^^-.__ \----. : .----/ \_/\| () / _ \ _ \/() / /|\ \ |/| | \/ snd _/_/ | \_\_ | |// /_/ | \_\ \_\| A _,-' `-._ ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET !!!!!!!!! _-'_________`-_ ``---\_ _/---`` INVOKE THE FOURTEENTH AMENDMENT (_ - _) \_._/ 8 __H__ 8 \ | / 8 |\ | /| 8 _|_|||_|_8 `-,/ \,-'8. | | `8< | | |-,-| (IT WORKS FOR ANYTHING) gnv'-'-' ____________________ _]| | | | | |[_ _]|==|==|==|==|==|[_ I'LL TAKE WHAT FAGGOTS DO FOR $200, ALEC _]|_ _ | | | |[_ _]|_|_[ | | | |[_ _]|_|_[ | | | |[_ _]| | | | | |[_ _]| | | | | |[_ _]|==|==|==|==|==|[_ _]| | |.-|--| |[_ _]| | | `. | |[_ _]| | | |`.| |[_ _]| | | | |`.|[_ _]| | | | | |[_ OH JESUS OH JESUS HOLY SHIT CAN I TAKE IT BACK _]|==|==|==|==|==|[_ _]|__|__|__|__|__|[_ LGB . `"SSSSSSSSs. `"Ss. `"Ss. 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(o\"\ | | I'M 2 LEGIT 2 SHIT \_\ | | _.---:_ | ("-..-" / "-.-" / / | "--" AsH * * ,,, ____()() } INDEPENDENCE DAY 2 TO BE MADE ???? ======= ( \\ \ FUCK THAT I'M HOLDING OUT FOR HOWARD THE DUCK 2 \\____===. ______) ( )\(____ / ___/ \ [%]__ \ //|| // \ ||\\ || ||__^^^ ^^^___|| || ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\|| | ____________________ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ BM CONSOLE GAMERS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD FPS IF IT CAME UP BEHIND THEM AND RAPED THEM SEE THAT'S EXTRA FUNNY BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TURN AROUND FAST ENOUGH TO PREVENT IT DUE TO THE SHITTY FUCKING GAMEPAD GO ON INSISTING HALO DIDN'T SUCK, NO ONE BELIEVES YOU uuu uuu I WENT TO FORT DIX AND IT WAS KIND OF DISAPPOINTING uuu|=====uuu | | |======| |'| | | .==. | | | |___|##|___|/ (PS) __________ |DAILY NEWS| CHECK OUT MY WIENER !!!!!!11 BELOW THE FOLD |&&& ======| |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| ejm97 |__________| (FAT FOLDS) `, WHAT YOU SAY ?!?!? A POETRY READING BY ' ')# USELESS DORKS WITH AN OPEN MIC ????? |/ ? | o )\ I KNOW !!!!!1 I'LL BRING LASSIE (MY SHOTGUN) /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ / < _____ _> \ ------/___/ ,___/___\--------- / |\/ | b'ger \ /_______| ' WHAT'S THAT LASSIE ?!?!?!/ A USELESS TURD NEEDS SHOOTIN' ?!?!?!?// SHOW ME BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!111 /\ /\ //\\_//\\ ____ \_ _/ / / / * * \ /^^^] HEY \_\O/_/ [ ] / \_ [ / WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS \ \_ / / TOOK A SHIT IN MY FOXHOLE [ [ / \/ _/ _[ [ \ /_/ TV . . . . . . . +. _____ . . + . . . . ,-~" "~-. + ,^ ___ ^. + . . . / .^ ^. \ . _ . Y l o ! Y . __CL\H--. . l_ `.___.' _,[ L__/_\H' \\--_- + |^~"-----------""~ ^| + __L_(=): ]-_ _-- - + . ! ! . T__\ /H. //---- - . . \ / ~^-H--' ^. .^ . " +. "-.._____.,-" . . + . . + . + . + . . . . -Row . COULD THE DALAI LAMA JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND SUCK A DICK (PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALMOST A DIRECT QUOTE FROM STAR WARS) ,------| [] | STAY GREEN !!!!!!1 DON'T SHOWER !! | ! , | _,~,\ | \)))/ | ((((, | ) ( | (( \ | HOW ABOUT FUCK AND YOU |/` \ | (| (/ | FLUSHING THE TOILET EXTRA OUT OF SPITE ejm98 -_ -_ _|_ ________________ / o /| HEY I'VE GOT A WINNER OF AN IDEA /_______________/o| | o | | LET'S MAKE A BLOG ABOUT RECENT HASHTAGS | o | / USED ON TWITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ejm |________________|/ RECYCLING DOGSHIT INTO EVEN LESS PALATABLE DOGSHIT AND THEN SHITTING ON OUR OWN FACES AND PRETENDING THERE'S NO SHIT ANYWHERE \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / -----///----///----///----///----///--- PP / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ TAKE MY WIFE -- PLEASE oh god please . " -. ' . . ( . () .' `. `|,. |"| ( | MERRY CHRISTMAS |\| | ) ( | |\| _ .\|, _ | ) _.->J ->J|/, . \""-""/Vl/z '-tX|b|\|\~\k\~yJr/' '^-j/PZ=\R>p/T|' ._-sFK)/|'" _-zH|/| --%/| | itz '/| | _M_ ,'"_ "`. / (_) \ ASSHOLES ; .: | .| : .:; \ `._ .:/ `._ ..:;' """ .. 66 | PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME OUT .-'` :: .'o .: '. : | .`:`: : `:``.` .`` :`` `: :` .`: .` `:`: : `.`. .` o\-`o : : ` ` _______ ___________________________.'.------` '---------------------------.' `. .' .-//`. .' .' .//.'/`================' =[=:====:=]= \\|| '. `--' .' LGB \_| `- -' CECI NE PAS UNE WHEELBARROW |\', \. .' \\| \'. __| |~ \ : LA LA LA /\ \_. \ /\ : | \ \| \ \/ \ / / DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE TWO SYMBOLS MEAN \/ \ \/\ '._.' / NEXT TO EACH OTHER /\ \ '.___.' / /\ \ WHOOPS ANOTHER 100+ MILLION DEAD OUR BAD / / \ \ / / \ \ \/ DB \/ O . _/|\_-O ___|_______ / | \ AVOID MISSING BALL FOR HIGH SCORE. / | \ ################# / _ ( )| \ / ( ) | | \ / \ |_/ | \ /____\/|____|___________\ | | | | / \ | | / \ |drx _/ /_ ^ < > | | WHOO HOO HERE WE GO !!!!!!!!! | | | | " | ^ | " | || | | || | | || ( ) || | |_|| "_" ||_| ON THE WAY TO THE SURFACE OF THE SUN | ||/"_"\|| | |_|/ "_" \|_| | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| | | ^^^ | | /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\ JD _,^^. _,-', `. `. __ _,-',-' \ (_ `,,-' MILLARD FILLMORE 2012 `-...-'\ jrei _;_; .-. .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. IT'S THE ATTACK OF MY BALLS / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / (ARGUABLY THE WORST 50S MONSTER `._// _.' `._ _.' MOVIE EVER) AsH `"----"' `"----"' (OKAY NOT AS BAD AS PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE BECAUSE AT LEAST THERE WERE BALLS) `/\ ____/ / OKAY FACEBOOK THE MORE YOU SHOW ME _ / ___ \ ADS FOR "MATURE VIP SINGLES" \\_!_________(_/_/ \ \ THE MORE DEPRESSED I GET <#|=====|______ / /__/ / C|=====|---' \__/ / |-|-|~ / /---' / / |_____| jiri ///"\ |6 6| \ - / PEOPLE WHO USE "SHE" OR "HER" AS GENERIC PRONOUNS .@@@. __) (__ OR, WORSE YET, TO MAKE A SMARMY LITTLE POINT ABOUT @6 6@/ \./ \ SEXISM NEED TO BE BEATEN INTO A COMA ONLY TO RECOVER @ = @ : : : \ SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY (HEY I'M NOTHING IF NOT MERCIFUL) _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ pjb \ / \ / | . | |----------| HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS? |--. .--| | \__/ | [ ] ONCE A WEEK | || | | || | [ ] ONCE A DAY _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) [ ] TWICE A DAY ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) [ ] MORE OFTEN THAN TWICE A DAY (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) (NO WRITE-INS ALLOWED) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) ,, ", - c I REALLY SHOULD GO TO A MEDITATION RETREAT `-|\. / `\ NOT TO MEDITATE MYSELF MIND YOU (FUCK THAT SHIT) BUT RATHER (/ |_\ TO CUT THE HEADS OFF OF PASSIVE FUCKFACE DIPSHIT |__, | WHO WOULD DO THAT KIND OF DIPSHIT FAGGY NEW AGE CRAP | | | | YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY IT IT'S SURPRISINGLY RELAXING /___| b'ger === _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | /| |\ |\ |\ / |\ |_| |___| _ _ _ | \ | _ / | _ _ ,_ _ | | / | | \ | \ / | | \ | /_\ / / | \___|//_\ / | | ` / \ \| |/\_|/|_/_/|_/_/\_| \| \| \__/\_\_| /| \__/\_|/| \_/ ' | | /| ` ( | | | \| \| . `: : : . : . [""] | | | | | | : .'--`. _..-~-.._ : .: /`.__.'\ .' `. : . / \ .' .-'''''-. `. ,-'``'-. ; ; / ,' XII `. \ |`-..-'| | ,--. | / / /|\ \ \ | . :| |_.','`.`._| | ; | ; | | . : | |--'1997`--| | |IX o III| | |`-..-'| || | | | | | ; ; | \::::::/ ||)|/|)|)|\| | \ / | `::::' |._ ~**~ _.| ------| `. V I ,' |----)(----| `-..-' |------- _____j `-.....-' | )( | |,--. ____/ / /\\ ,-._.--------.-.-' ,-')('-. | |\`;/ .-()___ : |`.!,-'`'/`-._ (___) ( ' ` )`-._ _.-'|;,| `-, \_\__\`,-'>-.,-._ `-....-' ```` `--' hjw `-._ (`- `-._`-.` WELL IT'S A NEW YEAR AND I'M GOING TO WRITE IT AS "2K10" NOT EVEN SAVING A FUCKING CHARACTER ANYMORE LIKE A CUNTBALL .. "$ber LONDON KEYS IS GOING DOWN / GOING DOWN / GOING DOWN =3$$c. czd$$% *$$c. .e$$$P -ee$$$$.. """ ^"*$$$$$C "" " *.Gilo94' -. . .-. ' / / ./ _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ '-~ ~._/ .' ,-.-' .-~< < __/ > -' \ -~ ___--/ 7 .. . /_// \__ ! _.-. .. < ~v~ ' \ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / | __/ ) > o < > \ \_.--._ |O | .__,--_ / .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' ) / d . _> /. 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. \ /.._ .) < ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ ` |< \ `-.__/ 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ | / \__//.--...<| __ . ` '-.__\\ - ' '--~|/ PWH DEAR LATEST ROUND OF PORN STARLETS FLOODING OUT OF EASTERN EUROPE, I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS BUT I HONESTLY CANNOT FUCKING TELL ANY OF YOU APART ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR GENERIC FUCKING CHOICE OF NAMES YOU COULD LEARN A LOT FROM A MATURE PORN INDUSTRY WITH GOOD, WHOLESOME, DISTINCTIVE PORN STAR NAMES SUCH AS "CUNTESS," "TEASURE CUNT," "ASIA," "STUPID FUCKING WHORE THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY IF I BUMPED INTO HER ON THE STREET SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO STRANGLE THEM AND HIDE THEIR PARTS IN DIFFERENT TRASH CANS AROUND THE CITY" /^\ /^\ | \ / | ||\ \../ /|| )' `( LET'S GO SEE DANCES WITH AVATARS ,;`w, ,w';, ;, ) __ ( ,; ; \(\/)/ ;; ;| |vwwv| ``-... ; `lwwl' ; ```''-. ;| ; `""' ; ; `. ; , , , | ' ; ; l . | | ; , , |,-,._| \; ; ; `' ; ' \ `\ \; | | | | | | |; | ; ; | \ \ (; | | | l | | \ | | | | | pb | | ) | | | | ; | | | | ; , : , ,_.' | | :__' | | ,_.' `--' | '`---..___ . : ``---.._| ' :`'--..___ | | . ---..._ : TED: IDEAS WORTH SMEARING | .' `. |---. 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( \__.. : ' '/____ _ _`.____))| | |_] [_] | | | :\ ,' / | : |_`--- / ._ ,' `--' | LGB \__\___) | ``---...._| _._ .' `. | | "=======" $ ^ ^ $ TOO MANY SECRETS ` # ' `._.' _.'< ' >'-._ .' \ / ' / v \ / . .: . | . `' .: ` ' : ` :. `. : :. ` / \ : : < ) / \ : : : ` `*=---=* . / : ) | ' ` ) \` `.' :; | ( `\-. \( / |. \ ) ) ` ( `-' _Y- `'\' \ | )\ ) : ) \ : . \ ` | \ ` , ( : . :' \ \ ` | . \ : | ' ) \ \ : ) .' mb \ .' | | ( a:f \ (__| (__) \ .__.--..' ; | `-..--.--, \ +._____.-=__] [__.--===::-' _ /\) _ OFER _ / / (/\ /\) ( Y) \ \ JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU FAGGOTS CLEAN UP YOUR COCKS / / "" (Y ) AFTER YOU'RE DONE PLAYING WITH THEM I'M TIRED ( Y) _ "" OF FUCKING CLEANING UP AFTER YOU QUEER COCKSUCKERS "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / OKAY FINE "" ( Y) GET OUT THE FAGGOT BROOM WE GOTTA GET READY FOR COMPANY Krogg "" ___ # |/ ? | , )\ /__/\ \____ ##### ,- / \_/ \ _/_ #### /\,_\ |/| / < _____ _> \ [.[.]-=## ) "\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\- /_ )# \ ___Y. _____'-'______|\/______________ |__ # __)/ [_______________________________] \___/ /) \ | | .'\$/\`-. /|| .| | _...._ | ( `.Y.' ( ) __;_||__|_______| ,-' '-_ |____|:__o___|_|_ [________________| / \ |________________] | | | . | | | | | | | | | | \ / | | ____| | -_ ,- | |____ | | `-...,-' | | | | | DP | |_______________|_____________________________|_______________| PRETTY SURE ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO PASS THE BAR EXAM IS TO WATCH THE TACTICS USED IN LAW & ORDER EPISODES OBJECTION !!!!! ASSUMES FACTS NOT IN EVIDENCE AND ALSO BANGING CLAIRE ______ .-' `-. .' `. / \ ; ;` | / |; ; / / / ;| '\ / / / / ; \`. / / .' / `.`-._____.-' .' / /`_____.-' / / / / / / LEONARD NIMOY'S IN SEARCH OF MY BALLS / / / / / / NOTE: HE HASN'T FOUND THEM YET (THEY'RE VERY SMALL) / / / / / / STAY TUNED !!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 / / / / / / / / / BKN \/_/ _ , L\ POOR CASSANDRA CRUZ ON LATINA ABUSE \/OO\ |/ \ WHEN YOU ACTUALLY START CRYING AND THE SLIDER BAR OF THE PORN /_\ ` VIDEO IS ONLY AT 50% ..................... AP _\ |_ .......... SOMEONE'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / TIME TO BEAT OFF TO FRED FRIENDLY _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ I MEAN FRED ROGERS / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ WHATEVER THEY'RE BOTH DEAD ANYWAY ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ ,-, ,',' `, ,' , ,',' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,', ,' ,' , ,,' ,' ,', ,' ,' , , ,' __,',___',' __,,,,,,,------""""_ __,-"""""_`=-- _..---.____.--'''''''''''_,---' _; --' ___,-'___ ,':::::,--.::'''''' ''''''' ___,--' __,-'; __,-""" ;:::::,' |::'' '''' '===)-' __; _,--' ;---'' |:: @,' ;:;\ ''''==== =),--'_,-' ` )) ; `:::' _;:/ `._=== ===)_,-,-' ` ) ` ; I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE | ;--.;:::; ` `-._=_)_.-' ` ` ) /`-._ ' `-:. ` ` ` ) ) ,'`-.. \ THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI `:_ ` ` ) _,' | : `-._ ` _-- _,-' | : OR GIANNA MICHAELS' `----..\ \' | | RETIREMENT _\ \ | : _____ jrei _,--'__,-' : : _______ ()___ '-------.....__,'_ --'___________ _,--'--\\-'''' _____ `-------.....______\\______ _________,--._-'---'''' `==' /\ / \ I'M A METRIC TENSOR / _o \ / <(\ \ TOUCH MY DICK AND DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT / />`A \ '----------` Stef . . * . . . . * . . . . . . * . . . . * . . * . . . * . . * . . . * . . . . * . . . . . * . . . .-o--. . * . . . . . . . . * * . :O o O : . . ____ * . . . . . . . . : O. Oo; . . `. ````.---...___ . * . . . * . `-.O-' . * . . \_ ; \`.-'```--..__. . . * . . . . . ,'_,-' _,-' ``--._ . * . . . . * . . . -' ,-' `-._ * . . * . . . ,-' _,-._ ,`-. . . . . . * . . '--. _ _.._`-. `-._ | `_ . * . . . . . . ; ,' ' _ `._`._ `. `,-'' `-. . . . . . . ,-' \ `;. `. ;` `._ _/\___ `. . * . . * \ \ , `-' ) `':_ ; \ `. . * . . . * \ _; ` ,; __; `. . . . . . '-.; __, ` _,-'-.--''' \-: `. * . . . * . )`-..---' `---'' \ `. . . . . . . . .' `. `. ` . * . . . / `. `. ` * . . / `. `. ' . . * / `. `. _'. . . . . | `._\-' ' . . . | `.__, \ * . . *. . | \ \. . . | \ \ . * jrei * DEAR VANGELIS, MORE LIKE ZERO POINT THREE SIX SEVEN YOU ELECTRONIC GREEK GOATFUCKING HACK .----. ===(_)== FORGET ABOUT HAITI // 6 6 \\ ( 7 ) \ '--' / WHAT ABOUT A MEDICAL FUND FOR AURORA JOLIE'S \_ ._/ NEWLY-ANOUNCED HEART CONDITION __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ OKAY I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT PORNSTARS `"` ___ / | LOOK JUST BECAUSE JAPANESE FOLKS TEND ,--------' '--------..._,. TO BE SHORTER THAN OTHERS IS NO REASON ( _--+ TO CALL THEM "MIDGET SUBS" `----------------------''' `' jrei WHAT OH ......... .'------.' | | .-----. | | | | | | | __| | | | |;. _______________ / |*`-----'.|.' `; // / `---------' .;' // /| / .''''////////;' // MATHEMATICA HAS A :-> OPERATOR |=| .../ ######### /;/ //| WHICH IS EXCELLENT BECAUSE IT |/ / / ######### // //|| LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE HARD / `-----------' // || POINTY DICK AND A SET OF BALLS /________________________________//| || `--------------------------------' | || : | || | || |__LL__|| || | || : | || | || | || `""' n | || `""' | || M | || | || I ALWAYS KNEW THAT STEPHEN | || MM | || WOLFRAM WAS A FEISTY ONE `""' `""' /\.-./~\ (o//o)| \-._ .-"-. DEAR GIANNA MICHAELS, .~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ (").'/.| | ( /-.\ I CAN PUT ASIDE YOUR RAT FACE BUT (_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ PLEASE DO NOT LAUGH AS I DO NOT \ / / ____.-\ / )) LIKE THE SOUND OF BARKING /\| /_.-' \\ \ (( // || \\ \ \| GARKING HOWEVER ?!??!?!?!?!?! \\ ||' // \\ (/ || _// \\ APPROVED (STAMP) " (_/ (_/ (_/MJP " " " ___ /]_/ I'D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR WHAT WYCLEF JEAN |\/|.--/'-. HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE HAITIAN EARTHQUAKE \|/:o / /\ ._, \_/_.'0/ _|_ \____]] (>[___]=]]]=== / \___/P{] __// /----\/ (_[-'\__/_ / | | \ '=='='==' ____||||___ snd (_""_/ \_""_) , , {\ /} MY BALLS ARE A TOSS-UP {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" ~~( )/`==" /)) jgs \\\ ``" ___ // 7 COULD OLIVER STONE (_,_/\ LICK HIS OWN DICK (PICTURED LEFT) \ \ MORE QUIETLY PLEASE \ \ _\ \__ ( \ ) \___\___/ mic THE EC-130 IS LIKE AN AC-130 ONLY WITH IDEAS INSTEAD OF DEATH _ | \ _| \______________________________________ - ______ ________________ \_`, -(_______ -= -= USAF ) `--------=============----------------` -JB - - - - ` . . - - .*` .* ;`*,`., `, ,`.*.*. * ______________* * ` ^ *_____________________________________ SO BASICALLY IT SUCKS _ _ |-._ - - _ |-._| DEAR NERDS WHO SINCERELY O (). _ | USE THE WORD "FRAK" FROM '(_) __|__ BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AS [__|__|_|_] AN EXPLETIVE: ~~ _|_ _|_ _|_ ~~ ~~~ |__|__|_| __ | | | ~~ ~~~ |_|__|__| GROW A FUCKING SET AND HH_|___|___|__.--" ~~~ ~~ /|__|__|_| USE REAL BAD WORDS |__________.-" ~~~~ ~~~ / |_|__|__| ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ / |_| |___| THANK YOU FOR LISTENING ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~ / jrei _.-----._ _' ' '_ '_____________' | +_+ | ==--'_D__,'---==. / > \_/ < | SYLEENA JOHNSON INSISTS THAT / >__\o_| o/ | SHE BELIEVES IN LOVE | | |_/ , | SO I CAN'T HEAR YOU \,_____/_) o | | LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA | o ' o | | | o | o |_/| ' o | o ' | | o | o |_/ | o | o |)) | | | __________| \ |_____________ |___o/ \_____| | | | __) >|< (__ (____,_|_,____) b'ger IF I HAVE A KID ON DECEMBER 31ST _.~._ ,~'.~@~.`~. / : _..._ : \ { :,"''\\`".: } `C) 9 _ 9 (--.._,-"""-.__ ( )(@)( ) `. `-.___.-' \ ,' \ / ,` ;`-._,-. ,' ,'/ ,' `---t.,-. \_ ,--.,',' ,'----.__\ _( \----' '///,`,--.,' `-.__.--' `. ) '///,' `-` hjw CAN I LIST THEM ON MY 1040 OR DO I HAVE TO PRORATE THEM ?? .======. | INRI | AAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIA | | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ | | `-._`'`_/'`.-' | '========.`\ /`========' | | / | |/-.( | |\_._\ | UNF UNF UNF | \ \`;| | > |/| CATECHISM SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE FETISHISM | / // | SO DON'T THINK I WON'T BEAT OFF TO IT | |// | | \(\ | | `` | | | | | | | | | \\jgs _ _\\| \// |//_ _ \// _ ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^` `^^` `^ `^ .__---~~~(~~-_. I'M A FUSIFORM GYRUS _-' ) -~~- ) _-" )_ ( ( `-,_..`.,_--_ '_,)_ MESS ME UP AND WATCH MY HUMAN BE ALL FUCKED UP ( -_) ( -_-~ -_ `, ) (_ -_ _-~-__-~`, ,' )__-'))--___--~~~--__--~~--___--__.. _ ~`_-'( (____;--==,,_))))--___--~~~--__--~~--__----~~~'`=__-~+_-_. 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' "-. '. | '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ ''( \_\ ' (()( ''._' ( \ ' ' `. `--' ' OH THAT'S RACHEL MADDOW AND SHE'S A WOMAN `.: . `-.___.' ' `. . _ _ .' ) .____.-' I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY .'`. (--.. .' \ /\ / / `. .' \( \ /|/ `. .' \__/ `. / | o | \ jro | | | _ .--,-"" ""-. ( ) j- __. | I GUESS NOW THAT THE IPAD'S | ' -'| BEEN ANNOUNCED AND IS BORING |`--._____,+-. .';`--.___.' `. AMAZON CAN UNCLENCH ITS BUTTOCKS .' / _ | / ,-' _.-'o;__\ ( .' o.-' \)`. `j--..___.' ' / ) (/ _ `-._ `-/`--' ,----. (.' `--. `. `-._.'`._,- @ < USING MY FLESHLIGHT TO WATCH FLESHDANCE .8 .-._/| .'_'`')`_.' \| ) / (>'/ |_,_ | (,| .' ,'\| `._/ ) \| '`- -- ''-- --- VK/ejm . . + : . THIS IS THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT : _ . ! ' (_) ,|.' - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o __ `( o`_\ \ \ ` FREE LOVE, / / __WWWW__ BUT BAD HYGIENE ( / \ ) | | | | \| |/ ___vv__vv____ / `` '' \ |_____________| / \ nmf (_I__I_) 0_ \`. ___ \ \ / __>0 YAP YAP YAP /\ / |/' / / \/ ` ,`'--. I'M HENRY ROLLINS / /(___________)_ \ |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ YAP YAP YAP 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME \ \_______/ / I'M A TALENTLESS BIG-NECKED DIPFUCK /\ '._______.'--. \ /| |<_____> | \ \__|<_____>____/|__ \____<_____>_______/ |<_____> | |<_____> | :<_____>____: / <_____> /| / <_____> / | /___________/ | | | _|__ | | ---||_ | |L\/|/ | | [__] | \|||\|\ | / jgs | | / |___________|/ ||| |||||, \|||||/ /) `|||||/ ,-""//-. ______ |`"""'| ==|`-.//.-'|,-----'======================| P |==== | |---,---, .---,((--------. | A | | | /(_)/ / (()))` ;'", \ | S | `-.____.-' /_ / / /| `;',`;; ,/( \ | T | /(_)/ / // ; ` " ((()) \ | A | .-::-. /_ / / /) "' ;" ; `;"' \`-...-' (::::::) /(_)/ `=//===================' hjw `-::-' / / (/ ----------'---' THIS WILL BE A DELICIOUS WIENER PACKET _,._ __.' _) DEAR CHRISTIANS, <_,)'.-"a\ /' ( \ IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A REALLY GOOD SYSTEM _.-----..,-' (`"--^ IF YOU ACTUALLY SAY THE PASSWORD TO THE // | POTENTIAL BAD GUY AND THEN ASK HIM TO (| `; , | SAY IT BACK TO YOU \ ;.----/ ,/ ) // / | |\ \ BUT HEY THEM CHRISTIANS KNEW THEIR CRYPTOGRAPHY jgs \ \\`\ | |/ / \ \\ \ | |\/ \ ########### / \ ######### / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \_________________________________/ | | | | | | | _________ | | | | | | | ___ | | | I |___| | | | | | | | | | | | | _| | | | |#| | ;, -- ___ | | | | ;' H*/ ` | | | _____| .,` */ )| I | \_____\ ;' /___.,';| | | \\ \ ."` | ; |___________|_________|______\\ \ ;: | ._,' / \\ \ . |,' / \\ \ || / \\_____\ || / \_____| || / ___________ \ || / / =====o | \ ||/ / | /-\ | \ // / | | \ // / | ____ |______ \ // / (O) | | | \ \ // / |____| | 0 \ \ // / o---- |________\ \ / / | | | \ / | | \ / | | leb / | | LUCY LEE WAS PUT IN JAIL BECAUSE SHE'S JUST NOT A VERY GOOD PORNSTAR ._ WHAT WOULD ALEX P. 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WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO :: `,.,' : WHEN YOU SEE THE FLASH ????? :: /// :: :: ,/// :: :: `. / :: `:`-./ / _.-'.' `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' `. // ::/ // l42 / ||| __..._ _...__ _..-" `Y` "-._ LET'S HAVE A LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER \ | / WE SHOULD CALL THE LAST DECADE THE "AUGHTS" \\ | // OR THE "NAUGHTS" \\\ | /// \\\ _..---.|.---.._ /// MEANWHILE LET'S IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS jgs \\`_..---.Y.---.._`// CIRCUMSTANCE HAPPENS EVERY CENTURY SO WE '` `' COULD ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, READ A BOOK AND FIND OUT WHAT THEY WERE CALLED IN THE PAST AND END THIS STUPID DISCUSSION BEFORE IT STARTS _______ _.---/ .-- \. _./ __/ _,-' `-. DEAR DREW BARRYMORE, ,/ ,/ __/ \_ \. ,/ ,-' _ _,/ \. \ \_ YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO ONE ,/ _,' _/##\ \. \__ `\ ACTUALLY THINKS YOU'RE SEXY | / ,/######\_ \ `\ \. | / ,/ \. \. \ \ RIGHT ???????// \./ / " " \ \ \ | | / #### ##### \ \ \. | | _' " " | \ \. | '- /===\ | \/===\ | \ \_| ( @ |/ | @ ) \ \ | / \__./ |\___/ \ \ | / ( / | | / / \__) | \ / / /_____\ | | ,- ( ########### ## i,/ ##### (=___=) ### ####-.-' ##### ### ###### ##### ############################## ############################ ######################### ############### S@yaN ############## \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \ / /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ () - - /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ //\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\///\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\/\\\\\\\\\\\\ (\_ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ / \ | \ \ \ MORE LIKE OPERATION NEW DONG | | / / == ==== ff == MOSSAD SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING MORE CLEVER TO ASSASSINATE THAT HAMAS LEADER THAT WAS SIMPLE LIKE PROGRAM A BIG TRAK PACKED WITH EXPLOSIVES OH FUCK THERE'S CARPET IN THIS HALLWAY OUR PROGRAM IS USELESS ..-------------------.__ .'_______ `-. // .-----.\.--------..--------.\ ||' __'|| || || || __ ||' .=(_ )|| ====== || ==.| ||( _) ||'| \\||________||________||// ||'------\) ,--======\\======-._/ ____|| |/ = = `-. _____________ ||'==. || ...... = = `-. `=============`|| ||_ /////.--. = = `. .--. | .---. || | .----|==| \ \ \ \|==| | .' `. || | .' 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I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SPINOFF / \ ; ;` CSI: TYCHO CRATER | / |; ; / / / ;| '\ / / / / ; \`. / / .' / `.`-._____.-' .' / /`_____.-' / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / BKN \/_/ _____ j_____j /_____/_\ MORE LIKE HARVEY FILK |_(~)_| | | )"( | | (BECAUSE FILKING IS GAY YOU SEE) hjw |(@_@)| | |_____|,' ___ \\|| ,'_,-\ "LIFE" IS LITERALLY LATIN FOR "BETWEEN BEATOFFS" ;'____\ || =\=| || - | ,---'._--''-,,---------.--.----_, / `-._- _--/,,| ___,,--'--'._< /-._, `-.__;,,|' / ;\ / , ; / ,' | _ - ',/, ; ( ( | /, ,,; \ \ | ',,/,; \ \ | /, / ,; (| ,^.| / ,, ,/; `-'./ `-._,, ,/,; '-._ `-._,,; jrei |/,,`-._ `-. |, ,;, ,`-._\ [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. (_;__ / ( _ \ |\|; / /: :\ | | c ,=. ^ / . | c |-=----'._.--._-==-=-==:-,-=\ : /=-,.,:.=-== ] | \ '.__=-. \ .' ,-. [ |-. 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'. \ \ * * / / .' .* *._ '. \*88888 88888*/ .' _.* *._ '-. *8*___~*8*~___*8* .-' _.* * '--.8.-~` ~-Y-~ `~-.8.--' * '--.___*/ .----. .----. \*___.--' * 8| \____/ _ \____/ |8 * jgs '---.|\ / \ /.---' ||'-----' '-----' || || DEAR INTERNET ADULT FILM DATABASE, || || I'M GOING COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT: || || I DO NOT LIKE THAT YOU REMEMBER AND DISPLAY MY || LAST SEARCH AS IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME I'M A CREEP |/ . . * . . . . * . . . . . . . . o . . . . . . 0 . . . , , , . \ . . . \ , . o . . . . . \ , . . #\##\# . . . # #O##\### . . . #*# #\##\### . , . ##*# #\##\## . . . ##*# #o##\# . , . . *# #\# . . . , \ . . ____^/\___^--____/\____O______________/\/\---/\___________---______________ /\^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ '\ ^ ^ --- -- - -- - - --- __ ^ RC -- __ ___-- ^ ^ -- __ FUCK IT'S COLD HERE SEND STERNO STAT / ( . |\ . | I__ ___---~~~ | . _i_---~~~~ \_---~~~ _-\| :;.: /~ ____--~ __-~ ;: ___---~~~----~~~~ __--~ : : __---~~~ _ __--~ : _-~~ ___---~~_O __--~ .:(_ ~ ___---~~ *.::; ;;~~~------_____-----~~~~ -snafu- ***..; .ojO * .Ji'` ;`'` THE US NAVY IS GOING TO ALLOW WOMEN TO SERVE ON SUBMARINES I DON'T REALLY THINK I HAVE A JOKE HERE I JUST THINK THAT'S HOT _____ _____ // _/__ // _/__ // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / // // / /| _// / /| _// / / // / / / // / / ___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________ -----/ C__C% % % %\ /% % % % % / C__C---------- /_// / /% % % % %\ /% % % % % / / / /||/__/% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %|/__/| /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %_%_%_%| \_|/ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) \| | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | | (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %\ /% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % %\/% % % % % %) | \ (% % % % % %% % % % % %) / | (% % % % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % % %% % % % %) / VK | (% % % % % % % %) | \ (% % % %% % % %) / \ |- - - - - - | / `\.____/______________\____./' AWWWW YEAH BEATING OFF TO SIGOURNEY RIPLEY IN ALIEN WITH HER BEE STING TITS AND '70S PANTIES OH JESUS CHRIST THE ALIEN GHGLHALHLBHGLLG RUINING EVERYTHING ,---------. ||"""""""|| || || AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |/-->&<--\| | (._.) | IS MOBY CRYING ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY AGAIN ?!?!?!?!? | ( @ ) | | /|`"|\ | //(_\___/_)\\ \\_()___()_// `+---I---+' |\(_)|(_)/| _|j"""""""|j_ | |_______| | |_| |_| hjw __,,,,_ _ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-. (`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ /'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-, /<7' ; \ \ | ; ||/ /| | \/ |`-/,/-.,_,/') / _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\' `-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ | `-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | DEAR TIGER WOODS, __/ /_..-' ` ),' // fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' SHUT THE FUCK UP ,,,,,, o#'9MMHb':'-,o, .oH":HH$' "' ' -*R&o, dMMM*""'`' .oM"HM?. WORLD CAN SURE AS SHIT WAIT ,MMM' "HLbd< ?&H\ .:MH ."\ ` MM MM&b . "*H - &MMMMMMMMMH: . dboo MMMMMMMMMMMM. . dMMMMMMb *MMMMMMMMMP. . MMMMMMMP *MMMMMP . `#MMMMM MM6P , ' `MMMP" HM*`, ' :MM .- , '. `#?.. . ..' -. . .- ''-.oo,oo.-'' __ |\ IS NSFW AN AUSTRALIAN STATE OR WHAT ,'`/ (,| \ ,' | | \ ( |----|____\ \ ,|_, | ./ (_/ `^|`~,/ `-^' (ONLY AUSSIES WILL GET THIS JOKE __ SO IT'S KIND OF A WASTE) KG \/ ............ ',_;__;__;___;;;;/// 1. THE PLURAL OF SHRIMP IS SHRIMPS ',_;__;__;__;'''\\\\ | | 2. THE PLURAL OF SHRIMPS IS SHRIMPSS '.________.' DCA THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLACK ,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. | |;.`.`;| DOES ANYONE SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY RETYPE THEIR PASSWORD ; `.';| || WHEN PROMPTED TO BY SOME WEB FORM ???? ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || /o8888o `; || JUST FUCKING CUT AND PASTE AND SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER /@o8888888o (`;| (`.()oO888888o (< `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / `.( / _....._ .--. _.-' `-._ o/o-;;; ( `-._ _.-' ) (_, z) IF THERE ARE MILFS THEN `:-._'---'_.-:' ,,,, _|-' / WHY ARE THERE NO FILFS ????? : `'''`_,-/`-._ /.. ) /\`--/"\ : [_./_ /_ _(_& _P / \_/, | : :`-/(_`_____ _\-'_/___/ /| : _.-: 8 \=__))____/ | : |'_.-: \_ | / F : | : : //`7/ / / : | :.-: (( (( L_______/ : |o : /_>/_> / Y / : |_.-': / / / : : J J J OH RIGHT I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE (`'-._____,-'`) | | | WOMEN DON'T LIKE FUCKING | | | | | | | _J__J__J (_ _) (__(_____) cjr'-..___..-' __ HEY LET'S ALL JUST KEEP IN MIND THAT MY BONER TOTALLY /_/\/\ DIED FOR YOUR SINS \_\ / /_/ \ (NO IT DID NOT, IT'S TOTALLY TAKING FALSE CREDIT, \_\/\ \ IN FACT IT'S STILL ALIVE) \_\/ (OKAY ONLY JUST BARELY ALIVE) _, ____ \_ ` , `P I'M MAY BE A SHITTING A P |/--\ / jgs "` "` BUT IT'S BETTER THAN SHITTING AN X `;.`;'. `;);.(~;(`; `(;);;;;;);(::` WAIT IS SHE CRYING ??!?!?!? ;)(; ; ;;~;;;(; `(`;;~- -~(;~;)`) ;(`;) ' ;);;; ; `;);;(;`\ ^_/(;)~;;); (;);.;) ':);( ..(; `'((;); )(.');`: ;.' );("'(""/; ;`.) | | / / \ \;);: | |/ /WwW\ \;`' \ /) .X.\ \ AWWW YEAH THAT TOTALLY GETS ME OFF TS \_/ .X. \_/ _ _ _ | |_| |_| | | | | | WILL THE SHITTY WHITE RAPPER / | ,-. | | |((}| | PLEASE STAND UP / | |_))| | | (( | PLEASE STAND UP / | )) | | ((( | OKAY NEVER MIND FUCKING SIT THE FUCK DOWN | ))) | | (( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | | ))) | | ((( | \ | ))) | \ | ((( | _,, ~ \) | ))) | `-=\; {] |` | ((( | _ \\;_|/ | ))) | _\|/\_| | ((( | \ \|\ | ))) | ( )~~~ | ((( | | \ ejm ,| ` ,,,, / /,,,, , /\.__ _.-\ /~\, __ /~ \ ./ \ CLIMBING MT. ,/ /_\ _/ \ ,/~,_.~'"\ /_\_ /'\ MEGAN MCARDLE / \ /## \ / V#\/\ /~8# # ## V8 #\/8 8\ /~#'#"#""##V&#&# ##\/88#"#8# #" #\#&"##" ##\ j# ##### #"#\&&"####/###& #"#&## #&" #"#&#"#'\ /#"#"#####"###'\&##"/&#"####"### # #&#&##"#"### \ J#"###"#"#"#"####'\# #"##"#"##"#"#####&"## "#"&"##|\ VK+Pr59 ____ _[____]_ ( '7') __)(^_ I'M DEAD BUT I CAN STILL DANCE BETTER THAN YOU / ,C^D,\ / /||:||\\ \ \|/:\|// `\\~~~|/ ,##\7|\ \ |#| \ \ |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ |#|\ \ (#_\`' __ .'/\'. .'-/__\-'. .'--/____\--'. .'--./______\.--'. .'--../________\..--'. .'--.._/__________\_..--'. .'--..__/____________\__..--'. .'--..___/______________\___..--'. WHOOPS '========'================'========' [_|__] [_|__] =[__|_]=====""=====[__|_]==. [_|__] '| [_|__] | DROPPED ANOTHER HOOKER [__|_] |' [__|_] | DOWN THE WISHING WELL [_|__] .--JL--. [_|__] '===O [__|_] \====/ [__|_] [_|__]_.-| .; |-._[_|__] [__|_]'._ \__/(_.'[__|_] [.-._] [_.-.] [_.-.'--..____..--'.-._] (o) [(_.' .-. .-.'._)\ (o) (\'/) [ .-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.](\'/) ;: [ (_.'.-. (_.' .-. (_.'| ;:' ;: [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ] ;:. [(_.' .-. '._) .-.'._)] (o) /.-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.];:(o) (\'/)['._).-. 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OKAY FOLKS TIME TO LIMIT YOUR CARBON EMISSIONS .-/\ .'. .'. /\-. _'/ \.' '. .' './ \'_ AND BY CARBON I MEAN ACTUAL CARBON NOT :======:======::======:======: CARBON DIOXIDE OR ANYTHING '. '. \ '' / .' .' '. . \ : : / . .' '.' \ ' ' / '.' BASICALLY I'M SAYING YOU NEED TO STOP SHITTING ': \: :/ :' AND THEN BECOME COMPACTED AND DIE '. \ / .' '.\ /.' THEN WE CAN HARVEST YOUR CORPSE FOR DIAMONDS, miK '\/' IT'S WIN-WIN .::7777::-. /:'////' `::>/|/ ,.-----__ .', |||| `/( e\ ,:::://///,:::-. -==~-'`-Xm````-mr' `-_\ /:''/////// ``:::`;/|/ /' |||||| :://'`\ , .' , |||||| `/( e \ \/ -===~__-'\__X_`````\_____/~`-._ `. ., ~~ ~~ `~-' _____ /` '\/ ,::////;::-. \| o /:'///// ``::>/|/ \/ .', |||| `/( e\ SdM -==~-'`-Xm````-mm-' `-_\ \, CHECK OUT THESE DELICIOUS TERROR SNACKS ___ .-" "-. WHO THE FUCK'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO CHANGE .' . ; `. THE STANDARD FIVE LIFE SAVER FRUIT FLAVORS / : . ' : \ | ` .-. . 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WAIT WHAT SOVEREIGN DEFAULT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT EVEN IS A "SOVEREIGN DEFAULT" I'M THE FUCKING PARTHENON WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS JESUS CHRIST I'M JUST BARELY STANDING HERE AND YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO ABSORB THIS SHIT AND OFFER ADVICE ???? WHAT ARE YOU STUPID I'M GREEK WE ONLY KNOW HOW TO FUCK SHEEP AND RACK UP DEBT ___ ___ '::|_|_| WINDOWS 7: VISTA UNFUCKED '::|_|_|'.:|_|_| '.:|_|_| _,,--~~|~~--,,_ /` | `\ | 7 _( ___ |.|\|:-)|__ |'| |___| / DR |_| /:::\ ~ I'M A SPRING ............. OR AM I A COCK ???? YOU DECIDE, CRUEL AND CYNICAL WORLD / / C\\\\\\D Yeti \ =+===\===+= | | \ | I DESERVED IT | | | | | |_|_ | / | %%%%%| / | % ''%| / | %\_/%| |\/ \| \/| |\/ ( \ \ \\ / // jgs \_)) ____________ |_* *| Q: IS THIS WALLPAPER OR IS THIS JIZZ /)_)* |* |*| * *|* * \o/* * |* * * |\| * *|*|\* ejm__|/\*_*_|*| |* A: REPLY HAZY, TRY AGAIN / / \| |* |* \ , , |\ ,__ |\ \/ `. I'M A VIKING \ `-.:. `\ `-.__ `\=====| / /=`'/ ^_\ / .' /\ .=) / .-' .'| '-(/_| .' __( \ .'` /_.'` `. |` jgs \ | |/ _ _ | |------------| | .-'| | | |`-. .' | | | | `. .-' \ \ / / `-. IT'S ASCII ART FART QUEUE .' _.| |--------| |._ `. BACKFILLING TIME SO WE'RE / -. .' | | | | `. .- \ REALLY JUST PHONING IT IN / `( | |________| | )' \ FOLKS SORRY ABOUT THAT | \ .i------------i. / | | .-')/ \(`-. | \ _.-'.-'/ ________ \`-.`-._ / \.-'_.-' / .-' ______ `-. \ `-._`-./\ `-' / .' .-' _ _`-. `. \ `-' \\ | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. | // / / / (4) ___ (1)_\ \ \ \\ | | | _ ,' `.==' `| | | // | | | (5) | B.T.| (O) | | | // | | | _ `.___.' _ | | | \\ | \ \ (6) _ _ (9) / / | // / `. `. (7) (8) .' .' \ \\ / `. `-.______.-' .' \ // / `-.________.-' \ __// | |--' |================================|hjw "--------------------------------" ___ ,--[___]--, I'M GONNA PAINT ME A HAPPY LIFE / \ WITH A NICE WIFE AND A BIG HOUSE |,.--'```'--.,| , AND A TWO-CAR GARAGE AND A YACHT |'-.,_____,.-'| || |'-.,_____,.-'| || | | _||_ | P A I N T | ///\\\ | | HHHHHH |'-.,_____,.-'| |||||| WAIT THIS LOOKS KIND OF LIKE A DOG jgs `'-.,_____,.-'' |||||| _ ,--() IF THERE'S ANYTHING I'VE LEARNED ABOUT USB ( )-'-.------|> IT'S THAT ITS ICON SURE IS POINTY " `--[] hjm _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ HEY WHAT'S UP LADIES WANT SOME HORRIBLE VENOM :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' seal --~~""""---......._________...--' _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' IT'S A HARD-KNOCK LIFE .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' 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'. __..--"" | | | I CALL IT .......... / | | | / | | ___________________ | CRAPINTOSH !!!!!!!!11 ; | | :__________________/: | | | | | '.| | BWAHAHAHAHAHHA | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | WHAT DO YOU MEAN | | | | || | YOU'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | EXCUSE ME BUT I MADE | | | | IT UP JUST NOW AND IT'S | | | ____----| OH SO CLEVER SO THERE'S | | |_____.....----|#######|---| NO POSSIBLE WAY ANYONE | | |______.....----"""" | COME ALSO COME UP WITH IT | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' ALSO I'VE GOT ONE ABOUT |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" MICRO*SLOTH* OR PERHAPS |. .... .......| |"""""" | MICRO*$*OFT BUT I'M '... ..... ....| | | STILL WORKING ON IT "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) NO SPOILERS PLEASE !!!!11 I WANT TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF IF THE YOUNG HEROES OF THE THUNDERBIRDS REUNITE WITH THEIR PARENTS __|__ / .'(\ .-. /)'. +-====(*)===: " :===(o)=====-+ \). '-' .(/ += += += TURNS OUT PEARL HARBOR IS JUST SOME SORT OF FUCKED UP LOVE STORY += += += += (THE MOVIE NOT THE ACTUAL BATTLE) += MJP += _/\|\_\_ _| .- \___ ________\ / ) o`o__________ [nabis] )) / `-..-.( \ `-' | .----._.-` .' _).-. ( ) .` _)/ `. `-._--._ -'.` .-._). \ (_.-._) / | | \ (_ /_| \ | (_ / | `._/ \ (_ _/ \ | | (_ _) | / | (_ _) \ | \ (_ _) `._ \ | (_ _) |@ /_..--' (_ _) |@ | | (_ _) \ / ..\_ (_ _) .'_ '`. `-. (_ _) (_/ ) \\\ \ \ (_ _) (_/ /| /\_) (_.-_) LGB (_/(_/ __________________ .-' \ _.-''-._ / '-. .-/\ .'. .'. /\-. WHY DOES THE INTERNET NOT REMEMBER _'/ \.' '. .' './ \'_ PAUL OF THE DIAMOND CENTER ?????? :======:======::======:======: '. '. \ '' / .' .' '. . \ : : / . .' '.' \ ' ' / '.' ': \: :/ :' '. \ / .' '.\ /.' miK '\/' z MORE LIKE THE LEFT 4 DEAD 2 DL***Z*** z Z AS IN ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHO GIVES A SHIT .--. Z Z / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' oo 8 "} > @ < .8 .-._/| .'_'`')`_.' AN EXTENDED 12-INCH DANCE REMIX OF MY DUMB NUTS \| ) / (>'/ |_,_ | (,| .' ,'\| `._/ ) \| '`- -- ''-- --- VK/ejm .| SO WE'RE LIVING HERE IN FATTENTOWN | | |'| ._____ ___ | | |. |' .---"| _ .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| | .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || | |' | |. | || | | | | || | ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ DO THESE RIDGES I CARVED INTO MY NOSE MAKE ME LOOK BAJORAN ??? OR JUST LIKE I'M A DIPSHIT WHO GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A CHAINSAW | --====|====-- | .-"""""-. SO WAS STARBUCK IN THE SIDEWAYS .'_________'. WORLD ALL ALONG OR WHAT /_/_|__|__|_\_\ ;'-._ _.-'; ,--------------------| `-. .-' |--------------------, ``""--..__ ___ ; ' ; ___ __..--""`` jgs `"-// \\.._\ /_..// \\-"` \\_// '._ _.' \\_// `"` ``---`` `"` /\ {.-} LIFT ME TO YOUR EAR AND LISTEN TO THE OCEAN ;_.-'\ { _.}_ \.-' / `, \ | / \ | ,/ DON'T MIND THE TOURETTE'S I CAN'T REALLY HELP IT jgs \|_/ o o O ...... ( ) | | | /\ | ( oO ) | > | | | | o | | | | | _ | |// | // YOU'RE JUST PARANOID | // | | | | | | | | (......) tQn .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| I AM NEARING A STATE OF COMPLETE DRUNKENNESS ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | EXCUSE ME I'M A PROFESSIONAL SIR PLEASE `.-|\_/ | ; ' | DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : AND FOR THE LAST TIME STAY BEHIND : _.'`.__.' | THE YELLOW LINE \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' fsc . ' . ' ' . ' . . . . . .; . .': . .' : . : ; . \./ . .' . :;|.;: . 'd '' |' |' .| | | IS THERE ANY LITTLE NUGGET OF WISDOM | | THAT OGDEN NASH *CAN'T* TEACH US ????? :. ' | | | | b I MEAN EXCEPT FOR PICKING THE c | CORN OUT OF MY SHIT (HE'S INCREDIBLY | . '', UNHELPFUL ON THAT SUBJECT ACTUALLY) | ') | : | | |c | | | | | | | __| :|__ .-"" .| , |. ""-..-"". ::.--""|. |""--.:: : :. '.;:__.+:. .:"__:' : "-.._" " _..-" : "" ".. """""" .." ""--....--""grp ,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. | |;.`.`;| HEY ANYONE WANT TO HEAR SOME ADA JOKES HAW HAW HAW ; `.';| || ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || ALSO I'VE GOT THIS ONE WHERE OPERATING SYSTEMS /o8888o `; || ARE LIKE CARS /@o8888888o (`;| (`.()oO888888o (< `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | PLUS THERE'S ONE COMPARING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES `.`.(),0 / / TO DIFFERENT NEIGHBORHOODS IN BOSTON `.`.`/ / `.( / . . . MAKING THE BAND: THE DUMBEST IDEA FOR A SHOW EVER \ / \ / \ / _\/_ _\/_ _\/_ SURVIVOR: THE SECOND DUMBEST IDEA FOR A SHOW EVER | | | | | | |____| |____| |____| AND COP ROCK GETS THE BRONZE jg _||_ _||_ _||_ .-. ..'-'.. < {> TODAY IS AN EXCELLENT DAY || || \ }/ FOR PUTTING THINGS UP ME |||) || .--.''.--. .---. |||X || | | || || || || |Tissues | ||~|| ||___||_ |________| ||_|| HINT HINT (_):======= oo ldb _________________ / __ \ | (__) | WELP JUST GOT A VOICEMAIL ON MY CELL PHONE | | THAT WAS FROM A CREDIT CARD PHISHING SCAM | .-----. .--. | | | | / \ | | '-----' \ / | | | | | | LI LI LI | | | | LI LI LI | | |Oo | LI LI LI | | |`Oo | LI LI LI | | | Oo | | | | Oo | .------. / \ | oO | | | \ / | Oo | '------' '-oO | oO | .---Oo | Oo | || ||`Oo oO | |'--'| | OoO | '----' | MUST BE THE ZIONAZIS jgs \_________________/ _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ // / \ \\ FINALLY A NEW FANCY USER INTERFACE // / \ \\ FOR STEAM WHICH IS ALL PRETTIER AND // / sSSSs \ \\ FANCIER WHILE IT ALWAYS SITS IN //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ THE BACKGROUND, NEVER TO BE VIEWED //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm , ,;;,. ;;;;;; LADY GAGA MIGHT BE CELIBATE ???? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ;; ;; ; _;; o;o; WE CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT GENDER SHE IS ANYWAY / __`` ` \ `.\ \ `-...--. TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE A WAY TO TEST .\,\ ./---' .\)'.___.'N POKE HER WITH A BROOMSTICK, .\_.- THEN SEE WHICH HOLE IT GOES INTO ---' BP ____ . ###%###%#### ######%##%##### ########%%#%#### ##########%%%%%% ############%%#% ############%%## "####_""_""##%# #|L L###% %E%E%. ## < ' ,#%# %E%E%EE%% ,##\ - ,##%% %E%E%EE%EE% /\._.## %__ %E%E%E%EE%%EE _.-' \ / ## '-. %E%E%E%E%%EE%% / \ \/ ## | %E%E%E%EE%EEEE |\ \ / /## |/\ %E%EEEE%EEE%%%% | | / | ## | | /%EEEE%EE%%EEEEEE | / | / %% / | | / %%EEEEEEEEEEE' | | / / ##% | \ | .Y |.|-/\-/-__## /\ \._.--.,-' / |/%%%%%/%\%##%| \ _/ | /' %(%%%%(%%%|##%| \ |/ |%\%%%%|%%%\#%%| \ _.-/ /|%%\%%%/%%%%|%/| '_ ._-/ / |%%%|''|%%%%\ | "---./ | |%%%%\ |%%%%%| \ / /%%%%| |%%%%%\ | | |%%%%%| |%%%"""' | OKAY OKAY FINE I GUESS WITH ALL \ |%%%%%%| -'' | THESE BULLSHIT CENSUS PEOPLE / \|%%%%%%| || | BUGGING ME CONSTANTLY I'LL FUCKING / /|%%%%%%| || | FILL IT OUT ____/ / |%%%%%%- | || ^ | / ./ |%%-' | || | --- > _/ |%| | | | || | I THINK THIS TIME I'LL BE AN ASIAN -" \\ | | | || | | | WOMAN WITH FOUR CHILDREN / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ | | /| \ | \ | |/=| | | ||=| | | ||=\ | | ||==== | | ||=====\ | |/|== \ | \| |\ | | |===.__ | / | = .|'' /= % = | ===%% = | ===== = | ====== = | ===== === | ===== === | ===== == | ==== = | ==== = | === = | ==== = | === = | E=== = | EEEE = | E=EE == = =E=" ==== EE=E ==== EEEE ==== ===== ==== ==== ==== = === " bonnnie ) ( ( RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND ) ))) PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL ((((( RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON ( )))))) PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL )(((((( RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND ((,````)) PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL :(.)(.): RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON ( \\\ ) PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL (,\\\\ RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND `.||||| PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL \ | RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON ) / PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL ejm /\ / RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND / \ PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL / RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON _.--._ ,' `. I GOT A CALL FROM AN INSULIN JUNKIE TODAY / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) /) \ _ / ( BUT IT'S THE FAT KIND NOT THE /' )-._.' . \ ___ GREW-UP-WITH-IT-AS-A-CHILD KIND ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ SO I DID NOT RETURN THE CALL / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / _ /`_> / / WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HARRY ANDERSON ANYWAY |/ ____| __ | \.-`` ) |---``\ _.' .-`'---``_.' (__...--`` gnv , \`.__. WHY DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT AT ALL ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND ANYWAY `._,' shimrod .-----. ,' - - `. _ _____/

\_____ _ /_|| ||`-._____.-`|| ||-\ / _||===|| ||===|| _\ I GOT AN ANDROID AND WHAT THE FUCK |- _||===||===========||===||- _| IT'S NOT EVEN HUMAN-SHAPED \___||___||___________||___||___/ \\|/// \_:_:_:_:_:_/ \\\|// | _| |_________| | _| | _| /( ======= )\ | _| \\||// /\ `-.___.-' /\ \\||// (o ) /_ '._______.' _\ ( o) /__/ \ | _| |_ _| / \__\ ///\_/ |_ _| | _| \_/\\\ ///\\_\ \ _/ \ _/ /_//\\\ \\|//_/ ///|\\\ ///|\\\ \_\\|// \\\|/// \\\|/// /- _\\ // _\ | _|| ||- _| I WAS HOPING FOR A FUCK TOY AND ,/\____|| || ___/\, I ALL GOT WAS THIS STUPID PHONE /|\___`\,| |,/'___/|\ |||`.\\ \\ // //,'||| \\\\_//_// \\_\\_//// LGB/fsc /=/ __/=/ COGITO ERGO SUM /::/| _/::/ / /_~/||/ [__]/|' / /// (o)|/ "I THINK, THEREFORE I ..." y// WAIT WHAT WAS THAT A TRAIN WHIST-- /=/ /=/ :F_P: __________ ,. ,. ,','.___.,',`. `.\ /,' ___________ / /.____./ / \ \ \\ // ,''..-------..``. : : : : : : \// :`-..._____...-': [ |.____.| ] | ] //\ |`-..._____...-'| | | | | | | // \\ | | | | [ |.____.| ] | ] // \\ |] | | [| | | | | | | // \\ | [] [] | : :.____.: : ; ; // \\ | | ___ | | \ \.____.\ \ / / // \\ :`-.:._]|[_.:.-'; `.`.____.`.`,' SSt `' SSt `' `-...|SSt|...-' POOR ?UESTLOVE YOU'D THINK HE COULD FIND A BETTER GIG THAN BEING A PART OF JIMMY FALLON'S BAND I SUPPOSE THERE ARE WORSE THINGS (LIKE PAUL SHEFFER) _______ | _ | THERE'S A REASON THAT LITTLE KIDS PLAY SOCCER AS A SPORT o |_o=-- | () o IT'S BECAUSE IT'S SHITTY AND RETARDED AND BORING SM |\, .d88b. 888888 NO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A JUGGALO IS '988P' AND NO I DO NOT CARE TO FIND OUT /""\ NOW GO AWAY AND DIE SOONER RATHER THAN LATER .;.__.;. 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". `,",-" ,'.". `| |_,-' | | | | | | hjw ". `-._,-' ." `-.___,-' /`._ , / \ / \ ) ,-==-> /\/ \ MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE PICKED A )__\\/ // \ | BETTER SAFE WORD THAN "MORE" / /' \// | | / ( /|/ | / / //| /,' // / (( ) ' // // \ | // (#) | / )\/ \ ' ____ / /#/ ) /,.__\__,,--=_, / \#\ /) __/ + \____,--==< //gnv_____/#/_/' (\_\__+/_, ---<^ '==--==' ( ) ) CAULK: THE UNIVERSAL PROBLEM SOLVER _(______ (________) JUST FILL THE HOOKER'S MOUTH AND NOSE ) ( WITH IT UNTIL SHE STOPS YELLING AND / \ PROBLEM SOLVED ___| |___ ()__\___ _ __/__() .`/``||``\`. jgs ()/ () \() NOTE: MANAGEMENT APOLOGIZES FOR THE ASCII ART OF THE CAULDRON PICTURED LEFT AS NO PROPER IMAGES OF CAULKING GUNS WERE EASILY FOUND ( ) ( ) ( ) _ ) HERE'S MY GUEST BLOGGER FOR THIS WEEK (PICTURED LEFT) ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 ,-. 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BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE ASS WELL MINE DOES ANYWAY BECAUSE I SHOVE IT UP MY WELL YOU KNOW . . . . |--|--|--|--|--|--| |===|==| / i . ______________|__|__|__|__|__|_ | |===|==| * . /=\ __ * . /______________________________|-| |===|==| |=| . __| . . . //______________________________| :----------------------. __| /|\ _|_|// ooooooooooooooooooooo |-| | __| |/|\|__ ||l|/,-------8 8 -| | IS VAGINA TOWN | __|._|/|\|||.l |[=|/,-------8 8 -|-| | __|[+|-|-||||li|[=|---------8 8 -| | | _-----.|/| //:\_[=|\`-------8 8 -|-| | /| /||//8/ : 8_|\`------ 8ooooooooooooooooooo8 -| | EVEN A REAL PLACE | /=| //||/ | . | |\\_____________ ____ _________|-| | ==|//|| / . \ \\_____________ |X| | _________| `---==------------==---' ==| || / \ \_____________ |X| \| _________| || || ==| |~ / . \ LS|/ / \______________________________________________________ _____ _.'_____`._ .'.-' 12 `-.`. MY NEW ANDROID CAN SOMEHOW DETERMINE ITS ABSOLUTE /,' 11 1 `.\ POSITION IN SPACE AND TIME WHICH I THINK KIND OF // 10 / 2 \\ VIOLATES RELATIVITY ;; / :: || 9 ----O 3 || :: ;; \\ 8 4 // \`. 7 5 ,'/ '.`-.__6__.-'.' ((-._____.-)) THIS WOULD MAKE BABY EINSTEIN CRY _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' _ , L\ IS IT LEGAL TO BEAT OFF TO A PORNSTAR WHOSE STAGE NAME \/OO\ CONSISTS OF THE FIRST AND MIDDLE NAMES OF YOUR MOTHER ???? |/ \ /_\ ` AP _\ |_ SPECIFICALLY IN MY CASE OF COURSE I'M REFERRING TO KODY KOXXX -. . .-. ' / / ./ WORLD WAR I WAS KIND OF A COOL _ __, .--' / < WAR I GUESS WHAT WITH ALL THOSE ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 IDIOT FUCKING EUROPEANS JUST _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ SLAUGHTERING EACH OTHER BUT < >< / , 7 < ~7 HOLY GOD DID IT HAVE A PANTLOAD /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ OF GAY POETRY COME OUT OF IT ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ '-~ ~._/ .' ,-.-' .-~< < __/ > -' \ -~ ___--/ 7 .. . /_// \__ ! _.-. .. < ~v~ ' \ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / | __/ ) > o < > \ \_.--._ |O | .__,--_ / .-' <> \ \ 7 . 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"'-.___ SO WHAT'S UP WITH _' _'-"'""" """- JAPANESE PEOPLE / 7 .'" "-> . .| _-' '. BETWEEN ANIME, MANGA, . .'" : '. _.------._ '' HENTAI, BUKKAKE, . - . .' .-' "- .' \ : TENTACLE PORN, COSPLAY, | ' > .'.''"\"- .'\"_' AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT |' < .' :__/ : :_.':' .--'-._ : .--: -._.' '._.' WHAT'S THE DEAL ?!?!? '> '. '. | ' .' : '. :' '-'.____ .__. ' TOO MUCH RADIATION ..... / : :. .' \. / | '"-_ __-' \.'-'"' .'"":'' :-""""'. : : . | : : | : .''. : |.'. _.: '.: | '---'"" : :" | ' : : .'.___:._ .' . . ' '"'. ' | : ' : : . : ' : _.-'"'--..__ : : . : . _: .' . "-: : ' ..-" : ( '- : :._: / _.--"""--._ ' '. _....: : . / .-' '. ' : ."" ""'-' /-" ) '._ : : ..-' / '-._ \'' _ .'""""""'-. _.- .'--.__ .' ' - ____.-' : "":-.._______.' ...... OR NOT ENOUGH ?!?!? '-.....-''' ((\ ( _ ,-_ \ \ ) / \/ \ \ \ \ TURNS OUT SPAMMERS TAKE WEEKENDS OFF ( /)| \/\ \ \| | BUT NOT UNITED STATES FEDERAL HOLIDAYS `~()_______)___)\ \ \ \ \ | |)\ ) `' | | | / /, | | | / | | / \ / \ / ) / / / ejm / / WEIRD HUH / ,-, ,',' `, WHO KEEPS SAYING "TITS" AT THE END OF ,' , ,',' BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY 2 ROUNDS ,' ,' ,' INSTEAD OF "GG" AS IS PROPER ETIQUETTE ,' ,', ,' ,' , ,,' ,' ,', ,' HINT: ME ,' , , ,' __,',___',' __,,,,,,,------""""_ __,-"""""_`=-- _..---.____.--'''''''''''_,---' _; --' ___,-'___ ,':::::,--.::'''''' ''''''' ___,--' __,-'; __,-""" ;:::::,' |::'' '''' '===)-' __; _,--' ;---'' |:: @,' ;:;\ ''''==== =),--'_,-' ` )) ; `:::' _;:/ `._=== ===)_,-,-' ` ) ` ; | ;--.;:::; ` `-._=_)_.-' ` ` ) /`-._ ' `-:. ` ` ` ) ) ,'`-.. \ `:_ ` ` ) _,' | : `-._ ` _-- _,-' | : `----..\ \' | | _\ \ | : _____ jrei _,--'__,-' : : _______ ()___ '-------.....__,'_ --'___________ _,--'--\\-'''' _____ `-------.....______\\______ _________,--._-'---'''' `==' YOU KNOW WHAT POSSIBLY THE COOLEST WORD EVER IS ????/// ,-------. / ,' `. ,--' ,' `. ,-;-- _.- pow! / \ ---;-' _.=.---'' +-------------+ ; X X ---=-----'' _.------- | ----- |--| \-----=---:i- +XX|'i:'''''''' : ;`--._ ''---':---- /X+-) \ \ / / ''--._ `- .XXX|) `. `. ,' ,' ''---. X\/) `. '---' ,' `- \ `---+---' \ | \. | `-------------------+ SUICIDALITY ____ &&&&&&\\ / \&&&(/ ),> &&|\ \_ &&| ) I'M NOT A ***HOOKER*** I'M A ***CALL GIRL*** _ ) &.'/ / )__|/ /./| _)_) ( | \.--| \| ) !| /| /.__|_______ (_// .\_/______ ) _________( )|______________ ____________'..____.-'/ ||____________ _|___|___|___|___|___( ||__|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|_ \ |||___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___| )||__|___|_ / || PB \| ___ _ _.-"_< } ""--"" 7( I CALL IT THE *LAME*STREAM MEDIA /()) / )/ ^ ( \ / / /.' GET IT ?!?!?!?!? GHAGLHGALHGALHAGHLAGLHAGHAG // ______/L___ sexii ___()___ _.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._ ,-' ,' `. `-. ,' ,' `. `. / / \ \ /_ / \ _\ ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-'' | | VUVUZELA / | | ELLA / ELLA / ELLA / | | EH / EH / EH | , | `..' 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PRINCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :| \; '| |' :/ |: CAREFULLY FOLLOWING EVERY LITTLE ;| :",_,: : "\| `-|;" : :,_,": |; DETAIL OF THIS IMPORTANT STORY ctr |_|| |_| J L |_| ||_| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 DIARRHEA ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ ROGER EBERT IS A FAT OLD COOT WHOSE || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| ONLY REAL ARTISTIC ACCOMPLISHMENT IS || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: WRITING HORRIBLY SHITTY BIG TIT PORN || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (THIS IS WHY GOD STOLE HIS CHIN) ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , SO WHY DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT WHAT |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" HE THINKS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ??????? : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" \| ... -:. //||\\ _. `::::' Q Q ``::::::+. ._"__.' \ ____ `==' _._ .' ` .' .:- .-. ` .' '.') ' _` /||. __.--|_.' 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S O N Y | | BE SURE TO MAKE VIDEOS OF ALL YOUR FUCKING :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOGSHIT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" (>, ,<)oo |\ FUCK FAGGOTS. / 88 "}| \ | `., ., ,' YOU AND 42,359 OTHERS LIKE THIS. `-.'`')' ) / [UNLIKE] [COMMENT] / (__,_ | (-,/ .' ) / `._,\ '`- `\ -`' -- - - --- VK/ejm _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ FINALLY // / \ \\ // / \ \\ DR. DRE FINALLY GIVES HIS // / sSSSs \ \\ ENDORSEMENT TO WINDOWS 7 //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm _,..---..,_ INTERNATIONAL PI DAY !!!!!!! 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YOUR KINDLE SOFTWARE IS UPDATING. THIS CAN /,' 11 1 `.\ TAKE A FEW MINUTES. // 10 / 2 \\ ;; / :: DO *NOT* SUCK A DICK OR FUCK YOUR KINDLE OUT || 9 ----O 3 || DURING THE UPDATE PROCESS. :: ;; \\ 8 4 // YOUR KINDLE WILL AUTOMATICALLY RESTART AS SOON \`. 7 5 ,'/ AS THE UPDATE IS COMPLETE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. '.`-.__6__.-'.' ((-._____.-)) _)) ((_ '--'SSt '--' ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( .'_.- ( ) -._'. .'.' |'..'| '.'. .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-. (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBEM TOM HANKS IS IN DRAG AGAIN OKAY I'M MIXING UP TWO UNRELATED THINGS HERE AREN'T I SO BE IT |'--' '--'::'--' _ `--`::`--` `--`| |.__. .__.::.__.: / \ :.__.::.__. .__.| |'--' '--'::'--': /_|_\ :`--`::`--` `--`| ! :: : ( /'\ ) : :: ! :.__.::.__.::.__.: ///.\> | ._. ,' |J__|-._.-' M-K ___ /___\_/ |\_/|<\ I'M A WICKED NINJA !!!!!! (`o`) ` __(\_ |\_ \ ~ /_.-`` _|__) ( ( ( ( /()/ _/`-` _.-`` `\| THROWING BACON AND AIDS STARS .-` ( .-. ( .- \ / `-._ \ (\_ /\/ `-.__-() `-|__)__/ / /``-. /_____8 \__/ / `-` />| / /| J L `` | | L___J ( | I MEAN EBOLA AND BACON STARS SORRY .oO() ______________________________________ |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| |X ( ( ) ) \ \ X| HEY LET'S GO SNIPE HUNTING |X .----() ) ( ( )) | |X| |X/ | ___( ) ) ( )(( ) ) | |X| |X \V.---( ) /"> ( ( \ )_\\__/ |X| |X // || ( `-.,---. `X| |X // || / \ X| |X\// || \X| |X | _____/| X| |X | /,, ,, / X| WAIT THIS IS A FUCKING MOA |X)| /, ,, ,| X| AND/OR A KIWI AND THOSE ARE |X | \\|.,-' __ X| REAL (NEARLY UNBELIEVABLY) |X | |||| ( ^ X| |X | (| \\ ___ (;(~\X| SO I GUESS I FUCKED UP |X | ||_ \\_ /"_ \ ("_( "X| THIS GAG BUT GOOD |X \ (,),)(,),) / \_/ )( X| |X " "" " " " ^^ " "" X| |X "" " "" """ "" """ X| |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| snark^ ......... :~, * * ~, EINSTEIN SAID THAT GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE : ~, * * ~. : ~........~ : *: : ~'~, : : : ~' * ~, ~* : * : ,~' * * ~, ~,: :.~,* * ,~ : ~:.........:: ~, * ,~ : : * ~,,~ * : :* * * : * : ~, * : * ,~ valkyrie ~, : ,~ ~,:,~ BUT MY COCK AND BALLS SURE DO __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ PLEASE READ MY NEW BOOK: `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ THE NECRONOMINOM ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________ /\/\ )) (O\ _.... _ _ ((( \ ((( '-\\____)|_.-((( (_ \ ))) JRO \ / / \o(/ (((\ / \ / ( / ))) | /_ \ // ((( / / "-..___.-"| | \ ( \ ) \ \ / | \_\ |_| I RODE MY KINDLE HARD AND PUT IT AWAY WET /_\ /_\ [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. 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NO ????????????/ WELL I THINK I MIGHT BECAUSE THE POLICE KEEP SAYING CRANK CALLS ARE COMING FROM MY HOUSE AND I SURE DON'T REMEMBER DOING IT ALSO APPARENTLY MY BALLS ARE INVOLVED IN CREDIT CARD FRAUD || || || || I'M A TIE FIGHTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 || || || || || || DON'T SHOOT AT ME OR ANYTHING || ____ || I'M JUST HANGIN' OUT HERE || .''''''. || || / __ \ || LA LA LA WHAT DON'T MIND ME ||\__..-': /\/\ :'-..__/|| ||=__ =|=' |-()-| '=|= __=|| ||/ ''-.: \/\/ :.-'' \|| || \ "" / || || `.____.' || || || || || || || || || || || || tre || __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | / | | | WHAT'S WORSE ??? / | | ___________________ | ; | | :__________________/: | BEING A MACINTOSH FAN | | | | '.| | OR HAVING A CASE OF | | | | || | FULL-BLOWN AIDS ??? | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | ANSWER: IT'S CLEARLY |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' A TRICK QUESTION AS |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" ONE OF THOSE INVOLVES |. .... .......| |"""""" | A CONSCIOUS CHOICE '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | (YOU GUESS WHICH ONE) "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp &&& (+.+) MY BALLS ARE DIAGONALIZABLE ___\=/___ (|_ ~~~ _|) |___| / _ \ NOW YOU CAN JUST READ OFF THE EIGENVALUES /_/ \_\ (BUT DO SO WITH A DARK FILTER BECAUSE OTHERWISE ejm97 /_) (_\ IT WILL CAUSE PAIN, IRRITATION, SNEEZING, AND BLINDNESS) __ /_/\/\ HAPPY ACSENSION DAY (BELATED) \_\ / /_/ \ \_\/\ \ SO IS THIS WHEN WE MADE ALL THE NICE \_\/ AMERICAN INDIANS GO TO HEAVEN OR WHAT __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., /--' '-._.' '-._./ FRESH HOT BACON IS ALL I SEE /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' jgs ,, ". SIGN MY PETITION BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THOSE , " . :;_\,_: HAVE ALWAYS WORKED THROUGHOUT HISTORY ;__\,_: .. /` , . /` , ``. " IN PARTICULAR THE ONE PETITIONING THE BIG ejm ` . " BANG TO KEEP THE RACKET DOWN SURE WORKED WELL __ _ __ / / | | \ \ / / | | \ \ DRAWING MY DONG'S QUANTUM STATE \ \ | | / / IN BRA-KET NOTATION \_\ |_| /_/ tQn . -- ~~~ -- . .-~ ~-. / \ / \ IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF INTEGRAL | | I'D BE A SURFACE INTEGRAL | | | | \ / \ / `-. .-' ~- . ___ . -~ __ / -==/- | | | ./| DEAR FACEBOOK, | ./ | |/ \ | | \<>| |/<>' | NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY FUCKING PEPSI TODAY OR EVER |\/ ./| | ./ | |/ | | | SIGNED, FUCK YOU | | `-,,,-' kol itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ MORE LIKE PARAPPA THE RAPIST AM I RIGHT FOLKS `-;-/. ,/\-`. _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt LET'S ANALYZE LADY GAGA LYRICS: FUCKING STUPID OKAY DONE __,..--'"" _,..--'"" _,..-'"" _,..-'" _,.-'" _.-'" _.-" .-' .' PARABOLA / BA DEE BEEDEBE ; PARABOLA ; BA DEBE DEE \ PARABOLA `. 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"-._ "`-._ "`-.,_ "`-..,_ ""`-..,_ ""`--..,_ itz ""`--..,__ __________ / /| /__________/ | INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE |________ | | /_____ /|| | |".___."| || | ALSO THE KEY TO THE LIQUOR CABINET AND |_______|/ | | A STOLEN CREDIT NUMBER SO IT CAN ORDER HOOKERS || .___."|| / ||_______|| / AHEM SORRY IT MEANT "ESCORTS" |_________|/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ | @ @ | | | @ @ /#\ /#\ /#\ @ @ (###) /#####\ (###) @ @ | | | /#########\ | | | @ @ |@| /#\| /\ /#############\ /\ |/#\ |@| @ @ | | (##/#\ /##\ (###############) /##\ /#\##) | | @ @ |@| |(###) (####) _\#############/_ (####) (###)| |@| @ @ | | |#| |___|/\|__|_________________|__|/\|___| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|######/^\######|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|##|###|####/ \####|###|##|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|/\|###|##/ \##|###|/\|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|#( )#|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###|/\|###|###| |###|###|/\|###| |#| | | @ @ |@| |#|@|###||||###|###| |###|###||||###|@|#| |@| @ @ | | |#| |###||||###|###| |###|###||||###| |#| | | @ @ _|_|___|#|_|###|##|###|###|_______|###|###|##|###|_|#|___|_|_ @ @ |###|###################################################|###| @ @ |###|###############/|=================|\###############|###| @ @ /-------------------/ /=================\ \-------------------\ @ @ / / / --------------- \ \ \ @ @ / / /#####################\ \ \ @ @/ / /###|###| |###|###\ \ \@ @ / /|###|###| |###|###|\ \ @ @ / /||###|###| |###|###||\ \ @ @ / /\/|###|###| |###|###|\/\ \ @ @ / /|##|###|###| |###|###|##|\ \ @ @ / /#||||###|##/ \##|###||||#\ \ @ @______________/ /##|\/|###|#( )#|###|\/|##\ \_________________@ @ | /###|##|###|##\ /##|###|##|###\ | @ @spb |/|###||||###|####\ /####|###||||###|\| @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ PLEASE DON'T LET THE STROGG BUILD AN ADVANCED DATABRAIN CENTER ON THE FIRST STROGG ATTACK SITE NEAR DALLAS (LIKE THE ONE IN AREA 22) I MEAN IT'S NOT A CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE BUT REALLY GUYS CAN'T THEY JUST REALIZE THAT THE SURVIVORS MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE GIVEN THE BILLIONS OF HUMANS KILLED OR STROGGIFIED AND PLEASE ASK THEM TO BUILD IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MAYBE WITH A TAX BREAK TO SWEETEN THE DEAL FOR INSTANCE HOW ABOUT THEY BUILD IT RIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES (ANY SIMILARITIES TO CURRENT EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL) ,~, (((} LEONARD SUSSKIND EATS COOKIES -''-. WHILE HE GIVES LECTURES !!!!!!! (\ /\) ~______\) | `\ ~~~( | ') | )____( | /|/ ` /| \ \ / | PASS IT ON (BUT DON'T TELL THE CENTAUR) ejm |\|\ /| |\ KITTY !!!! STOP DIPPING YOUR PAW IN MY DRINK (\ /) AND THEN LICKING IT !!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING !!!!111 (( "-" )) \ @ @ / I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR PAW HAS BEEN !!!11111 ( "Y" ) pils ".^." `-. WAIT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT ACTUALLY I DO: _/( _) ( ) (((.\(((./( ( PROBABLY FINGERBANGING THAT POOR FILIPINO HOOKER /.((("\ ) I HAVE LOCKED UP IN MY CLOSET RIGHT AFTER I HAD (((" " MY WAY WITH HER, YOU SLOPPY SECONDS ASSHOLE OF A CAT (NOTE: WHORE IS OVER 18 SO THIS IS TOTALLY LEGAL PLEASE DO NOT CALL THE COPS OR HER EMBASSY) ___ //))))) )))@_@) ((( = ) ))) -(_ __ / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | < \ (\_/ `.\ \ HERE'S A WOMAN SHOPPING {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw _,---. (/_/)))) \c e_e) . \ = ) _| ,-` -(_ |o| / `-'\\ |#{) /__| ._ _)y / < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ AND HERE'S A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESSWOMAN ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| WITH A BRIEFCASE OR BAG OF SOME SORT AND | | / PROUDLY DISPLAYING A CELL PHONE BECAUSE | |\ AS WE ALL KNOW ONLY REAL PROFESSIONALS |_______| \ HAVE ACCESS TO CELL PHONE TECHNOLOGY IN 2010 / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw OH DON'T FUCKING GO ALL LIQUID ON ME YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. (_;__ / ( _ \ |\|; / /: :\ | | c ,=. ^ / . | c |-=----'._.--._-==-=-==:-,-=\ : /=-,.,:.=-== ] | \ '.__=-. \ .' ,-. [ |-. 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IS THERE NOTHING MORE COMFORTABLE __ / /| /_/ \ ~\~\ \ \ \ \ / OOOOOH WHAT'S THIS THEN _ \ \ \ \_ \_ \ \ \_/ \ / \_\_\/ / _/ _| \_ _/ / \ cjr / \ \ / %%%% %%%%-( _%%%%%_/ \ ' / _%%%%%%%% - (_) - _%%%%%%%/ \% / , \ %%%%%%%%%\\ \_ %%%%%% \ \\ JUST CAUSE 2 MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE HELPFUL ) /\_/ IF ONE OF THE GANG COLORS ON THE MAP WHICH /(___. \ YOU NEED TO IDENTIFY MISSIONS WASN'T EXACTLY '----' ( THE SAME FUCKING COLOR AS THE WATER ?!?!?!? / ) ---....____/ (_____ __ _ ___ ___ __ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ / )---...___ =-= = -_= -=_= _-=_-_ -=- =-_ ,' ( ```--.._= -_= -_= _-=- -_= _=- ,-' ) ``--._=-_ =-=_-= _-= _ '-._ '-..___( ``-._=_-=_- =_-= ``---....__) `-._-=_-_=- )|)| `-._=-_ gnv '-'-.\_ YES I MEAN YOU ROACHES `-. P.S. BOLO SANTOSI AND SINGAPOREAN ACCENTS: EFF YEAH , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( |||| |'--.__\ YOUR HEMORRHOID ORDERS YOU TO CALL THE POLICE | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY YOU MUST OBEY | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ STELLA ALWAYS GIVES ME AN EXTRA BAD HANGOVER | ]:: ' [ '=]): .) ([ IT'S ALMOST LIKE THOSE BEGLIANS PREPROGRAM THEIR BEER |:: ' | WITH THE MISERY OF CONTINUALLY GETTING OVERRUN BY GERMANS PMH ~~----~~ ______ \ \. I CAN ONLY SHIT AT HOME BECAUSE |`\_____\ MY TOILET IS THE ONE AND ONLY |` | | DEMON PORTAL TO HELL | | | __-====-__ _| | | IF I DON'T STOP SHITTING IN IT (~< >~> \ | | THEN THE DEMONS WILL COME OUT !~~-====-~~/----`+----/ AND INVADE EARTH SO YOU SHOULD \ \___ / ALL FUCKING THANK ME >------\ \ < <_________________> ALSO I'M SCARED TO USE PUBLIC TOILETS //// !!!! _ \\\\ PENN JILLETTE GESTICULATES TOO MUCH ! -'/ _ |||| \ / \`-'''| THAT IS ALL FOR NOW \__| \ / ) | \__\_ ejm / | \ ( \ dBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb BP YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb I GOT MY BIG RED CLASSIC ELECTRODYNAMICS dB YBb YBBBb BOOK AND THEY STILL WON'T LET ME dB YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb INTO THE STRIP CLUB Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb YBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb dBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Yb dP=======================/ TURNS OUT THE NEW EDITION IS BLACK YbB=======================( Ybb=======================\ FUCKING ELITIST PHYSICS STRIPPERS Y888888888888888888DSI8888b _____ _.--~_..__ ~~-._ :..____~ ~~--.._ ~~-.. ~ ._ ~~----__________ `-._ `. __ ~~~~~~-----...__ ~~\. ~-. .------.. ~~~---__ `. . .- ~~-----_________ ,' ~== __ ~~--__ \ \=_ | ___ ~ - ~-. \. ) ~--__ | `._ ;:~~:---__ `. `._ \ \~-.-------~~ \ \ ~~~~~_::. ) ~~--__ |`. | | ,=:__) \ \ `----' `-. / | | | __...=-. ) ;' | ,-=~~_,' '~~.==----' _Seal_ _,-' / ~~~ _______.......----~~~ _,' --~~""""---......._________...--' I'M ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON _..--._ ____ __.i---""""\___....----"""" ( ) __..-/ 006 '________....-----"""" fsc / ""---.....___.-" \ TANK RAPE _....._ .--. _.-' `-._ o/o-;;; ( `-._ _.-' ) (_, z) PERHAPS IT JUST DEMONSTRATES `:-._'---'_.-:' ,,,, _|-' / HOW SICK I AM BUT MAYBE I : `'''`_,-/`-._ /.. ) /\`--/"\ SHOULDN'T FIND THE RELATIVELY : [_./_ /_ _(_& _P / \_/, | RECENT REVELATION THAT : :`-/(_`_____ _\-'_/___/ /| MACKENZIE PHILLIPS WAS MOLESTED : _.-: 8 \=__))____/ | BY HER PIECE OF SHIT HIPPIE : |'_.-: \_ | / F FATHER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG BUT : | : : //`7/ / / AN ADULT -- AND ON THE NIGHT : | :.-: (( (( L_______/ BEFORE HER WEDDING -- TO BE : |o : /_>/_> / Y / : |_.-': / / / WELL : : J J J (`'-._____,-'`) | | | FUNNY | | | | | | | _J__J__J (_ _) (__(_____) NEXT UP: VALERIE BERTINELLI cjr'-..___..-' __________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| _ Seal _ |____________________------__| ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' QUESTION ONE: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN OPEN SOURCE, FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE THEIR VERSION RELEASES PROPER NAMES RATHER THAN JUST NUMBERS, YOU KNOW, LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE QUESTION TWO: WHY DO SAID PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO CHOOSE REALLY FUCKING GAY NAMES ANSWER: IT'S A TRICK QUESTION, THE ANSWERS TO BOTH QUESTIONS ARE THE SAME: NAMELY, GENERAL CUNTERY ON THEIR PART _.-------._ .' _|_|_|_|_ '. I RECOMMEND THE FOLLOWING COLLECTIVE NOUN / _|_|_|_|_|_|_ \ FOR WIKIPEDIANS: | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| FAGGOT | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | WITNESS: \ -|_|_|_|_|_|- / '. -|_|_|_|- .' "A FAGGOT OF WIKIPEDIANS" jgs `---------` SEE, WORKS PERFECTLY .---------------. / oLo \ O/_____/________/____\O IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY TO CONFIRM THAT /__________+__________\ GRAND THEFT AUTO IV IS NOWHERE NEAR / (#############) \ AS FUN AS GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS |[**](#############)[**]| \_______________________/ |_""__|_,-----,_|__""_| | | '-----' | | '-' APC'97 '-' \ / ) \ / ( \,-=~=-./ I'M GONNA HIT YOUR TIP JAR ( / \ ) ` . . 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HALLOWEEN WAS TWO DAYS AGO / , d88b d88b_ \ / / 88888bd88888`\ \ THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CHARMING AND NOW / / \ Y88888888Y \ \ IT JUST MAKES YOU CRAZY \ \ \ 88888888 / / `\ `. \d8888888b, /\\/ `.//.d8888888888b; | BUT HOT |/d888888888888b/ d8888888888888888b BUT CRAZY ,_d88p""q88888p""q888b, `""'`\ "`| /`'""` `. |===/ WAIT SHOULDN'T YOU BE VOTING > | | / | | | | | | Y / \ / / jgs | /| / / / / | OH RIGHT I FORGOT WOMEN CAN'T VOTE /=/ |=/ `"` `"` ,o }-=')-< . : ^^^ PRETTY HOT HUH (_) ___ ||| . : _( ") `+' . o ( _)\ .{}{}}. | YEAH SHE SMELLS LIKE FISH . )/ "( {}-_-{} | VERY FUNNY I THINK I'LL O . .-_) _) `,{=}._ | SINK YOUR FUCKING BOAT : o. // (.---{{{}}_)( \ MISTER FUNNY MAN . (.___/(_, .( "-`}'- T \ O "--._ |`- / \ _ _ /| ) .o / . | |`---^---'||-" ---.-""."-._____.-.'`-._.\^|\_ .:_/_|_.---"-""-.-."-.____.-.__ . : ._ /\ ("-.___.-( | ,-. : ( .' \_) \|7 .' / : ( \ |. / < \ \ _`. ) . 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O /\_ MORE LIKE QUANTITATIVE ***PLEASING*** /_ `\D ,===/ || /___/__ |_\ (o) (o) dp O @ _\|__ I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING APPROPRIATE STEPS / ( )_\ TO CELEBRATE THE BLOGGINGHEADS FIFTH ANNIVERSARY ;/__)_( ( ) / | \ ~ ~ ejm _,--', _._.--._____ .--.--';_'-.', ";_ _.,-' IF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA HAS TAUGHT ME .'--'. _.' {`'-;_ .-.>.' ANYTHING IT'S THIS: '-:_ ) / `' '=. ) > {_/, /~) - ALL ASIANS ARE CYLONS snd |/ `^ .' - THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED - THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE HEY IT'S NOT ME IT'S BATTLESTAR GALACTICA , ,'| ( ; ,\ _..-'';,'._,',' ,-' ,-. //,-,:\'. I WANT TO BE A PAINTER !!!!!!!!!!!! _ ,' _ `-'// >',',-.\ / \ ,' (_) //,',' `-' : HUNG BY THE NECK UNTIL SMARTER (DEAD) /`-'\ /,-. //',' _ | : _ : : `-' _//,' (_) | |\/ \/| : (//') _ ; || || `._.,-. `-' _ (_) / || || ,','/;. (_) ,' || || `-' // \ _.' ||SSt|| // `-..-'' SSt `' /\ __ \ .-':::. OLD MACDONALD SUCKED A DICK / \ :::::|\ |,\:::'/ \ NOW THE SONG ENDS HERE `.:::-' \ `-. \ ___ `-. | .-'';:::. `-.-' / ',''.;;;\ | ','','.''| |\ ' ,',' /' `.`-.___.-;' AsH `--._.-' ,.~\ ,-` \ \ \ \ \ WHY CAN'T YOUTUBE FUCKING CONSISTENTLY \ \ FIGURE OUT WHICH CLIP IS NEXT IN A SERIES \ \ _.-------.\ \ I MEAN JESUS CHRIST IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE (o| o o o | \ .-` IT'S PATTERN MATCHING "PART X" OR "X/Y" OR "X OF Y" __||o_o_o_o|_ad-`` |``````````````|' _______ _______ _______ _____ | | /___ / ). | __ `. | __ `. .` _ `. | | / / (__)| | `\ \ | | `\ \ / /` `\ \ | | / / | || | ) )| | ) )( ( ) ) | | / /___| || | __/ / | | __/ / \ \___/ / |______________| /__________|| ||___.` | ||___.` `._____.` | | | | |__| |__| . . + : . : _ . ! ' (_) ,|.' WHO IS ADM. AKEN BOSCH, AND - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - WHAT IS THAT OLD SCOUNDREL UP TO ,`|'`. , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. THAT'S IT / // \ / \ | // : | ......::::: I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / WELL, BOTH OF THEM `._// _.' `._ _.' `"----"' `"----"' AsH | m1a | | FREE HENTAI / | \ \ | / . --\|/-- , '--|___|--' ,--|___|--, ' /\o o/\ ` + + + ` ' ""\/ \/"" "\__/" WHY THE FUCK IS LARRY KING STILL ON TELEVISION (oo) -. ______-LJ ,' | |.____.. / \\ /A\ |A |// vir. _..._ ,' `. ,' `. I HAVE AIDS ,' _ ,-. `. | (_) `-' | | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' Krogg `._____,' `~ _ _____ ` _ ~ 7____// - ` ~ _ ~ `/----/( FUCKING BLOW ME / / `& ad ( ( ) `(O)_`&_.% | | | | o __..._ ,-` `', ,' \ / | HOW THE GRINCH STOLE THANKSGIVING ,' , \ AND REPLACED IT WITH THE FIRST DAY ,' ,/-'` \ OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING _ ./ ,.'`/ \ .-` `^\_,.'` / `\__ 7 / / _,._,.,_,.-'.` `\ \A __/ ,-```-`` `, `, ` ,`) ^-` / ` ,/ ( , ,_ ,-,_,<` \__ T--` `''` ``` _,\ \_/|\_ ,.-` | | _/ | |T\_ _,'Y / +--,_ <``` \_\/_/ `\\_/ / `\ / ,-- ` _,--,_`----` _,,_ \ / ` | <_._._ > ` \ ` \` | | , ` | | V| \ | | |` \ \ / / / \x \_ | /-` / \ `-,| ,/--` /` \x_ \_ /--'` , / \x_ `` ,,/` ` `-,_,-' ,'` ZEUS _| |`\ KIND OF A LONG-WINDED TITLE BUT ( `-``/``/`_/ I THINK THE CONCEPT IS SOUND `-`-,.-.-` MMMM THAT PAINT BRUSH LOOKS MIGHTY TASTY / / _____ /| .-'@ & #`'-. // / % 8 \ // | m () _ | // \ 0 ( '-._/ // jgs '-.____'. y _[TT]_j__,( j"n,. __i_[TT]_ WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE CPL. BOWMAN SAY (_)oooo(_)' ,m^.Y.v )"(_)oooo(_) "I MUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY" ONCE KB . . |\_|\ | a_a\ | | "] I CALL IT BUTTHOLITIS ____| '-\___ /.----.___.-'\ // _ \ // .-. (~v~) /| |'| /\: .-- / \ // |-/ \_/____/\/~| |/ \ | []_|_|_] \ | | \ | \ |___ _\ ]_} | | '-' / '.' | | | / /|: | | | | / |: /\ | | / / | / \ | | | / / | \ \ | |/\/ |/|/\ \ \|\ |\| | | / /\/\__\ \ \| | / | |__ snd / | |____) |_/ | -+- ---#--- __|_|__ __ \_____/ ||\________ __ __ __ \_____/ ^---------^ ||\__||\__||\__|___ | '-O-` -^---------^--^----^___.-------------.___.--------.___.------ `-------------|-------------------------------|-------------' \___ | \ o O o / | ___/ \____/ \ / \____/ | \ / | | \|/ | AC | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEAR NORTH KOREA, MEET USS GEORGE WASHINGTON I'M SURE YOU'LL BECOME FAST FRIENDS .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. I THINK MY BALLS MIGHT BE / // \ / \ IRREDUCIBLY COMPLEX | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' , , {\ /} {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" ~~( )/`==" /)) jgs \\\ ``" ______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,______________________________ __________|__________\|/;..___________________________ __________|___________\\//\,._________________________ __________|___________/ '\/_________________________ __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ __________|__________\( " \________________________ __________|____________) \\______________________ __________|___________( \\\___________________ __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ __________|___________________________________________ bni AND THEREFORE ACCORDING TO PRINCIPLE OF EX POST FAGGO I AM A FUCKING PARROT clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap clap , clap clap clap Clap clap clap . \ ` Clap \ ( (\ ) / ` ` / _\ , \(") ___ .- )=| THE REAL KILLER APP IS THE PHRASE (` ') ' _ /'| "KILLER APP" !!!!!11111111 |-n___n ' (/\| a:f____________|_L___J__ < L _______________________ GUN TO HEAD, BRAINS ON WALL _____ | D I HOPE JOE THE PLUMBER'S CAREER IS GOING WELL | | | | \___| _ || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 ___..._ _,--' "`-. ,'. . \ ,/:. . . .' |;.. . _..--' `--:...-,-'""\ |:. `. BREAK BREAK l;. l `|:. | URGENT SIGNAL SET EMERGCON |:. `., .l;. j, , NUCFLASH `. \`;:. //,/ .\\)`;,|\'/( I REPEAT NUCLFASH ` `itz `(, ,__, _.-----/6 6) ,-' / .='=. / _./ /_-._,.. DON'T FEAR THE RAPER _.-| \.'|,:=._::,,_. .'_.-'\ |//..= ,'.' / /_:.'. ON SECOND THOUGHT ACTUALLY :: `,.,' : :: /// :: DEFINITELY FEAR THE RAPER :: ,/// :: :: `. / :: `:`-./ / _.-'.' IN FACT RUN NOW WHILE YOU CAN `-._`---'_.-' ,/ /:---' `. // SERIOUSLY RUN NOW ::/ // l42 / ||| | __________ | _ __ _ | | | /_\ / \ /_\ | | | =|= | // | =|= | | | ! \__/ ! | | | _ | | | ___ ___ //' | | | [___] _ :=| |=: __T_||_T__ |p= | | | ~| =)_)= | | [__________] | | | | | (_( |xXx| \_ _/ | | | | | )_) """"" \ / | | | \___| | | | | | | `========, | | | | | __`. .'_________________| |________|__________lc_| `. .' (____) \ _| |_... .;;;;;;;;. \ (________);;;; :;;;;;;;;;;: :::::::' '::::::::' NOT IN MY BATHROOM ! | | |~/ | _|~ .============.| (_| |~/ .-;____________;|. _|~ | [_________I__] | (_| | """"" (_) (_) | | .=====..=====. | TODAY'S PLANET MONEY INDICATOR IS THREE | |:::::||:::::| | jgs | '=====''=====' | THREE IS THE NUMBER OF FAGS ON THIS SHOW '----------------' ___ /]_/ I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS |\/|.--/'-. \|/:o / /\ ._, \_/_.'0/ _|_ \____]] (>[___]=]]]=== / \___/P{] __// /----\/ (_[-'\__/_ / | | \ '=='='==' ____||||___ snd (_""_/ \_""_) _.-"""-._ _ / (#\ \ _.-"""-._ .nNNNNNn: \#) : / (#\ \_.-"""-._/NNNNN(#\N\ / : \#) |.:|||:.|NNNNNNN\#)N"-.___.-" \ /|||||(#\|\NNNNNNNNN/ "-.___.-"||||||\#)||"*NNNNN*" JESUS CHRIST GUYS IT'S JUST SHIT WITH \|||||||||/ MOST PHOSPHOROUS REPLACED WITH ARSENIC `":|||:"' .-" "-. .' (#\ `. THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE THE TOP 100 : \#) : JERKABLE SCIENCE HEADLINES LIST `. .' "-...-" Ojosh!ro IT IS OUR GENERATION'S PENTAGON PAPERS !!!111 __ __ __\_\___ ___/_/__ FARTING NONSTOP IN THE BATHTUB /_______ \___ ___/\_______\ \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | / /\_________/ |__| / / / / /_/ /_/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| .__ .-". LET ME NOT SEEM TO HAVE LIVED IN VAIN (o\"\ | | \_\ | | LET ME NOT SEEM TO HAVE LIVED IN VAIN _.---:_ | ("-..-" / LET ME NOT SEEM TO HAVE LIVED IN VAIN "-.-" / / | "--" AsH /\ GEORGE SOROS' FIRST LANGUAGE WAS ESPERANTO !!!!!!! __/ \__ `. .' x x NO WONDER HE'S SUCH A FAGGOT vwc /__(\__\ *-*, ,*\/|`| \ SOMETHING SOMETING BREAST CANCER SOMETHING SOMETHING \' | |'| *, \ `| | |/ ) WHY WOULD ANYONE SUPPORT BREAST CANCER ???? | |'| , / |'| |, / THAT'S AWFUL __|_|_|_|__ [___________] OH OH I GET IT THEY'RE FIGHTING *AGAIN* BREAST CANCER | | | | WELL JESUS THEY COULD HAVE BEEN CLEARER ABOUT IT | | BN |_________| I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE TIME THEY WERE JUST DOUCHEBAGS ______.........--=T=--.........______ . |:| :-. // /""""""-. ': '-._____..--""(""""""()`---.__ /: _..__ '' ":""""'[] |""`\\ ': :' `-. _:._ '"""" : :: '--=:____:.___....-" O" O" grp COLLATERAL MURDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN (AND ALSO RAPE WOMEN) ! HURRAY IT'S JAMMING DAY ON W6NUT | | |~/ (ACTUALLY THAT'S EVERY DAY) | _|~ .============.| (_| |~/ .-;____________;|. _|~ | [_________I__] | (_| | """"" (_) (_) | | .=====..=====. | | |:::::||:::::| | jgs | '=====''=====' | '----------------' ||| |||||, \|||||/ /) `|||||/ ,-""//-. ______ |`"""'| ==|`-.//.-'|,-----'======================| P |==== | |---,---, .---,((--------. | A | | | /(_)/ / (()))` ;'", \ | S | `-.____.-' /_ / / /| `;',`;; ,/( \ | T | /(_)/ / // ; ` " ((()) \ | A | .-::-. /_ / / /) "' ;" ; `;"' \`-...-' (::::::) /(_)/ `=//===================' hjw `-::-' / / (/ ----------'---' A PASTA MEAL IS A LOT LIKE THE ARROW OF TIME BECAUSE IT'S LONG AND STRINGY AND AL DENTE WHAT _ ________, ,________ _ >`(==(----' '----)==)`< (__/~~` `~~\__) lbm I JUST FINISHED A BOOK ON THE STASI LAST NIGHT TURNS OUT THEY LOST WHO KNEW *** SPOILERS *** | -x- | v . ._, |_ ., `-._\/ . \ / |/_ \\ _\, y | \// _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\|| APPARENTLY I'VE COMMITTED ECOCIDE `7-,--.`._|| / / , /' `-. `./ / |/_.' SO I'M GOING TO STEP IT UP | |// |_ / BY RAPING THIS HERE TREE |- | | =| | | --------------------/ , . \--------._ jg _.-._ ({ ` ) ` |'' VELOCITAS ERADICO \_/ .( | ), ` -----' `----- ' ojo +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE THAN RELEASING A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAME ON A SHITTY CONSOLE WITH THEIR SHITTY CONTROLLERS ?!?!? RELEASING IT ON A SMARTPHONE INSTEAD _ _ HOLY SHIT IT'S A PITY THAT CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS (< >) CAN'T HAVE A DEBATE WITH HIS ESOPHEGEAL CANCER `O,99,O` ldb //-\__/-\\ BECAUSE HE'D SURE PUSH ITS SHIT IN _ ___ (_) _/XXX\ _ /XXXXXX\_ __ X\__ __ /X XXXX XX\ _ /XX\__ ___ \__/ \_/__ \ \ _/X\__ /XX XXX\____/XXX\ \ ___ \/ \_ \ \ __ _/ \_/ _/ - __ - \ ___/ \__/ \ \__ \\__ / \_// _ _ \ \ __ / \____/ / __ \ / \ \_ _//_\___ __/ // \___/ \/ __/ __/_______\________\__\_/________\__/_/____/_____________/_______\____/____ ___ /L|0\ / | \ AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO NOTICED / \ THE DUPLICATE PHANTOM AIRSTRIP / | \ HIGH ABOVE CHICAGE O'HARE / \ IN MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR / __ | __ \ / __/ \__ \ / /__ | __\ \ /___________________\ / | \ / _|_ \ PT / ____/___\____ \ ___________[o0o]___________ O O O ____ | | \ [ ] ROCK HUDSON GAY | | \________ _|_|____________) OR /| / | __________) ||__ /____|,' ________| [ ] LIBERACE GAY |/_/| _|_______,' )( | | :|)( ejm )( )( (CHECK ONE) , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c '(((('_ _' HANDS UP WHO'S PREGNANT WITH POO `((( \ (`\ - ' ) ( __ _.-' ' `. / , -' \ L ` . \ / ` | `c ) c ) J .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' / .' . .' L ' \` ` _ ( \nnnn / / HAMAS LEADER HAS FEELING HURT, (` \ / STUBS TOE, URINATES (PROBABLY) `-. \/ `, ) `` BP _____ _..--'''@ @'''--.._ MY FAVORITE CAKE ??!??!?! .' @_/-//-\/>/>'/ @ '. ( @ /_=< >=< HONGRY HONGRY HIPPOS ,.--' ''-. ,.--' ''-. ( ) ',_.' ( ) ',_.' Xx'xX mn'mn` Asik ---------------------------------- .-```-._ ,'_,^./`._> : o_) I'M A NEWBORN CHICK | /_`. ; : \ GIVE ME MONEY OR ELSE / | \ :/ ,: ) /`( (,'\/`/\ : `--` : | | _.-'\ : ;(___,' \ / ,--..___ ,---..__`-._____.-' SSt `--.____,' \__,--._( \ / \\ / / I'M A THING \\\ / / / .-\\\\/ / / / DON'T TRY TO ASK / `-\\\\Y / / / //`> `-\\\\Y / / / JUST ACCEPT IT // //`> `-\\\\Y / / / ( // //`> `-\\\`Y / / ) // //`> `-\\ `Y / ) // //`> `-\ `Y sk ) // //`> `- `. ) // //`>. \ ) // / /`;. | ) ' / `""' ,-----------------------------------------------------------------v u ,-~~\ <~)_ u\ /\ ,-. ,-. u u _,===-., ( \ ( v~\ u u _,===-., \/ <,- \_____/ ` u u (______,. u\. \ \_/' \u (______,. /__\ / ___. \ -===- u u _a_a`\\ /\ u \--/ ,_(__/ ,_(__\ u `-sanne-jabs------------------------------------------------------y ,-----------------------------------------------------------v u ,'~. ,-. ,-~~\ u\ ,-~~\ u ,-. u u u u u ( \ /\/\/\/\ u u ( \ u u u u u \u/ u u\. \ /\/\/\/\ \u u\. \ ,u u u u \u/ u _a_a`\\ u _a_a`\\ o'~_u u u `-----------------------------------------------------------y THIS IS ANCIENT EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS FOR "BALLS ARE TASTY SNACKS, PLEASE DO NOT WASTE THEM, THANK YOU" : :!!!. !!!!!> : !?!!!!!!!!!!!` :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !! X!!!!!!!X!!!!!!~` '!!. :H!?!!XXM!!!!!~ '!!XMM!!!X!!X!!!!!! I'M PERU !!MMX!MMHX!!!!\!!~ `!MMX!?MMX!!!X! NEVER HEARD OF ME HUH ~!MMXMM!!!!%! ?MMMM!!!!!M!. WELP ME NEITHER SORRY TO BOTHER YOU MMMMMX!!!!!!: .: `?MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! '!MMMMMX!X?!!!!!!:.: 'MMMMMMX!!!!!!!!X!!: '!MMMMMXMM!HX!M!!!M !MMMMM!MMMMMHX!!! '!MMMMMMMMM$@M8MH `!!XMMMMMR8MMRMM `!MMMM8MMMM$f". "*MMMMRMMMX` ~*MMM$M~ PWH `!*" ,-.__ ._ ; `-' ) : ( : ; : _; ,.: ' `. ; COME TO THIS ARCHIPELAGO AND KILL BABY PANAY : : `'..-o : _ `,' `.' \ ._ .^. (,. _\`.` .';_; .--._`-'_`\ `.;. `. ; \; ` L' _,_ _ \_, /; ._ ' ' .`' ` ' |.`. `. : , <`. ` `.' > : ,; ; `-. .-.`._. ., : : _,'_ . :, `. ,',-' :,' _' ';; \ < ,',' ..; /;; _ ;.' ,',' `. : ;,' ; ,-' `_; `-' :`. ,._; \ ; : ,. ,'`' `-. / `' ; ; , ,: ,-. ' ;, ` `' ; , ; ,. : /` ,' _ `' `. . `' , `.,. ) ` ;, ,~~;,~~.~~, (`'` ` ` `, HOLY LIVING SHIT MY LEFT HAND ~~``` ` ` ; HAS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED |@ , @ | , '; ' ( ' ` ; MAN I SHOULD HAVE NEVER `._o__/^;' '; PUT ON SHOES AND LEFT THE KITCHEN ;..' ';.` ; . ' * _ ;.;)_____ . _- \____/ ) )_____ )' _- __-- \_____/ |-_ -_:-._- __-- ___ |______| --_/:::\_-- _-- / , \---=|:::::|=---------- | , \ __-\:::/-__ -__ / ; | _- | -_sd--__ --- | , |_- . | . -_ --__ / ; | ` | ` -_ | , ; | ` | ` - / ; | |__'___^^_______^^ ~~ ^^ ./==\ /~~~~~\V ./ / || (-_=====) ./ / || ( -=====\ ./ ./ /| \ ( ( )= ./ (./ / | \ ) ) _/ ./ ./ / | |\ ,__(__ ( ( ___/ ./ / | | \ ( L:\\ -v-\ / @@@/@@@@ @@@\@@@ / /\L:\\VV KK\/ (@@@/OO@@@@)@@@OO\@@@) / / |L:\\vKKxx) @/@@@@@@ @@@@@\@ MM#@#!!!| \\ MM#@#!!:!/ \\ MM#@#!!!| NO SIRREE SHE DID NOT M\\ M#@#!!:\ MM\\ @#!!:!| <<:\\ @#:::/ ><<<:\/#|||| <>>>:@@#___\ DS \/~oO/ )Ooo .-..-. .'______`. NORMALLY I WOULDN'T KICK MY GIRLFRIEND VK / /------\ \ OUT OF BED FOR EATING CRACKERS `.`.____.' / _ ,-.______.' BUT THIS TIME I CAUGHT HER IN THERE _ (,-'__ \ ACTUALLY BLOWING ANOTHER WHITE DUDE _ (,-' /_/ \ (,-'__ __ __ \ ( /_/ /_/ /_/ ) (\ __ ,-' \ /_/ ,-' ) \ ,-' `-' `-' __ __ '.'--.--'.-' .,_------.___, \' r' ', '-._a '-' .' I THINK BY FAR THE WORST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE '. '-'Y \._ / BOOK HAD TO BE "YOUR CODE NAME IS JIZYA" '--;____'--.'-, snd /..' ''' ____, "||||.W.|| // "| ||||^T^|| || /^^\\ \\/^\\ /^^\\ //^^|| /^^\\ || ,-'|| || || ,-'|||| || ,-'|| m1a \\___/\\_/\;_||_ _||_\\_/\;\\__/|,\\_/\; WHEN PLAYING THE MASS EFFECT SERIES I CAN SOMETIMES HEAR THE VOICE ACTOR PLAYING SHEPARD ACCIDENTALLY SLIP INTO HIS SHITTY MONGREL CANADIAN ACCENT COME ON FOLKS LET'S TALK TURKEY HERE IF THE LAST 200 YEARS HAVE TAUGHT US ANYTHING IT'S THAT CANADIANS CAN'T BE HEROES (AND FOR THOSE WHO WOULD POINT OUT THE FEMALE SHEPARD I WILL RESPOND SIMPLY THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT) ___,, (())))) ()) | AH CRAP GOTTA MAKE MATZOH BALLS ())c 6_6 AND FORGOT MY ROLLING PIN AGAIN )(;\___/) .' \,/:\,/`. / : \ | Y : Y | |__ | : | | ___ /_ \/-=:;,_ | | /.-.\ (/ )/-..___/-.|__j__\\ Y _/ /== === =///\== === \ _\_ / `Y== === === === === ==Y \ ( // )-------------------( \\ ) \__/hjw/wba \___/ {'{ / '. _/ _} __ __} / ( ` ( /'\____\ / : | / | / _/ __.-=' / .-=' .-=' .-=' _.--=' ( .' \=._ } GUESSING THIS MAP IS GOING TO BE CHANGING SOON '-._ ( ( '=-. P.S. IT'S DRAWN SHITTILY BUT IT'S / \ SUPPOSED TO BE KOREA (_ * \ _.='\\ \ ; } \__ _ _ .'\ " \_ _ . - - . - \ \ \ ,=.\ * \ {_. } :`{ | / / } . \ | _] <_. 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'. .' \ / \ / : : : : : \ / : YOU MAKE MY DONG CHIRP / '. .' \ .' _. / : : '. ____________________"/_) : ') \_/ (' : ( \"_______________fsc__ '-\ '-.' '.-' /-' . . + : . I FUCKED THE MUSLIM CHICK IN MASS EFFECT 2 : _ AND THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW ME HER FACE OR ANY . ! ' (_) PART OF HER BODY ?!?!?!?!?!? SHEESH WHAT A GYP ,|.' - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! OH GOD I MEAN QUARIAN YES QUARIAN NOT MUSLIM O!o WE'RE HEADED OFF TO THE GROCERY STORE TO GET OUR TWO OLDEST KIDS SOME VAGIBLES ,--. //^\\\ ,;;;, . ((-_-))) (-_- ; /_\ )))((( >..'. .:. .--. |SSt| ((_._ ) /. .| :-_-; /-_-)) _))A ((_//| S || ,`-'. ))-(( `( )`' |___|),;, C \\_/,`I )) \ / | | |`' |___(/-'|___() ,-. )( | | | | | | | | | (-_-) _____ /__\ |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| (\I/\.__|A|R|T| `'' `-'-' `-'-' `-'-' `'-`' `o' `o' P.S. IS THIS FAMILY SUPPOSED TO BE ASIAN OR WHAT P.P.S. SERIOUSLY JUST ASKING I DIDN'T DRAW THIS SHITFOLKS I THINK RECENT EVENTS REALLY INDICATE THAT WE SHOULD INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF CIVILITY IN CONTEMPORARY PUBLIC DISCOURSE _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ /\) ( Y) \ \ / / "" (Y ) ( Y) _ "" "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / "" ( Y) "" Krogg _/\. /_ .^\ / ^. \ _.'^ . ^'. /_. / _\ --.`_~^ - .. /_/ ^ \`\_ ~ ~_ -~_`^ -~ ~^ _~~^~ _ ~^~_~ ^ -/.'_ / | '. \ /\_ '--.. '---.. .". /`-/___^ ^ \ `\ .'^.\_ '-. ~. / | \ '.'. ^ `--^--'|##|'---`-' /_. \ _\ -.__ ~ '. '---. / I \ _ ___ .;;``\/. ' /_/ ^'. _ ^~./ I \ ~^-, .;;;;`\;;, \// . /_, / _\ --.. _ ~ ^~ - / I \ - ~/;;;' `-----;._ .' \ '. ~- ^ ; ,;";, ;. |;;' _., /_.' ^. '_\ ~ '-. '. ; /_|_|_\ ; : \;;' .-' \ . _/'^ . ^ \_ _ '-. '. '. | [_______] | ; |;' / | / _/ | '\ '. 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'. / _ _ \ | (o)_(o) | I'M A BEARDO \( ) / //'._.'\ \ // . \ \ || . \ \ |\ : / | \ `) ' (` /_ _)``".____,.'"` (_ jgs ) )'--'( ( '---` `---` XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY"' '"YXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY YXXXY YXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY YXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXY YXY YXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXY YXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX"X X"XXXXX X XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXb dXXXXX XXXXXXX X X XXXXX X XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXbo. .odXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX AoS NICE SILHOUETTE LET'S NUKE IT .--._ || .----. || / `. || .' \ || | | || )o> ) | || / ( o/ || /_. / || .' \ _\ || \-' | || .' `._' || `. \ || .' -. || .' 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TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM (`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER /'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-, TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER /<7' ; \ \ | ; ||/ /| | \/ |`-/,/-.,_,/') TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER / _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\' TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM `-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ | TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM `-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM __/ /_..-' ` ),' // TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM TIGER MOM .--. _,-o \ JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN ~ --. , `--__ \`-_____~-_pb_ ANGRY BIRDS IS A FUN GAME `/~\--~~~~~--' ^ ^ BUT IT'S NOT *THAT* FUCKING FUN ., O~.~ I'M SOME KIND OF PRIMITIVE PORTRAIT OF THE GODDESS VENUS (/\~~ AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED )J _.|)._ .-'. ;) .`-. \.\ ' ` './ kOs '--..--' _______ ___________________________.'.------` '---------------------------.' `. .' I'M A WHEELBARROW AND I'M PRETTY SURE .-//`. .' OSWALD DID NOT ASSASSINATE JFK ALONE .' .//.'/`================' =[=:====:=]= \\|| '. `--' .' LGB \_| `- -' .. c='o|\ _.-7 cwz ,-( | | |/ o< THE MOTHERFUCKING ONION IS RIPPING OFF MY JOKES `-.-' (o)-(o) ._ , (`).. ,.-') (',.)-.. ,.-(..`) (,.' ,.)-.. ,.-(. `.. ) (,.' ..' .)-.. ,.-( `.. `.. ) (,.' ,.' ..')-. ,.-( `. `.. `.. ) (,.' ,.' ,.' )-.-(' `. `.. `.. ) DADDY ( ,.' ,.' _== ==_ `.. `.. ) CAN I ( ,.' _==' ~ ~ `==_ `.. ) GO OUT AND \ _==' ----..---- `==_ ) PLAY IN EGYPT ,.-: ,----___. .___----. -.. ,.-' ( _--====_ \/ _====--_ ) `-.. ,.-' .__.'`. `-_I0_-' `-_0I_-' .'`.__. `-.. ,.-'.' .' ( | | ) `. `.-.. ,.-' : `___--- '`.__. / __ \ .__.' `---___' : `-.. -'_________`-____________'__ \ (O) (O) / __`____________-'________`- \ . _ __ _ . / \ `V-' `-V' | | \ \ | / / V \ ~| ~/V | \ /| \~ | V - JGG \ | VV \ / ) \ / ( I'M HONG KONG'S MOST FAMOUS COMIC CHARACTER \,-=~=-./ ( / \ ) ` . . ' `. ,-=-. ,' ( ( @ @ ) ) `-`---'-' / \ | \ / | |\_-' '-_/| | | \ _ / BECAUSE APPARENTLY HONG KONG IS REALLY UNIMAGINATIVE gpyy '-_/ \_-' _________________________________ || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | |__|__| | | | || || | |__|--' '--|__| | || I WONDER IF HEAVEN'S GOT A GHETTO || |__| |__| || ||__| |__|| (_) (_) KCK _____ / '`-._ | -. \ _.,--. '----- | / ,-'' `. / ,' /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. ONE DAY I'LL OVERCOME \____/ /' _( '. '\ MY ASPERGER SYNDROME / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' '--------' ,_ ,' `\,_ CRIKEY I'M A LIMEY |_,-'_) /##c '\ ( ' |' -{. ) /\__-' \[] /`-_`\ ' \ hjm ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&M|" "|M&&&&&&/ AHEM &&&&&&M| |M&&&&&/ &&&&&&&M| |M&&&&&&/ I SAID I'M A KEYHOLE &&&&&&&&M| |M&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&&M\_/M&&&&&&&/ SO STOP TRYING TO SHOVE THAT PINK FLESHY THING IN ME &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&/ tw ___________ .;---------./| I'M A BAR OF SOAP // S O A P // | |'---------'| / jgs | | / SORRY I DON'T REALLY HAVE '-----------'` ANYTHING MORE TO SAY THAN THATemmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ THE FIRST ONE OF YOU TO POP OFF A """"""|_____ ) SEINFELD REFERENCE IN MY PRESENCE """""""""--------""" GETS A FUCKING STAB TO YOUR Elijah STUPID FUCKING FACE .-"L"-. 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'. / / .-(((( ))))-. \ .' / =/_o/___\o_\= \ '. .' / .-' '-. \ '. / / / \ \ \ / | \ \ / / | \ | \ /-`.__.__.`-\ / | \ \ ` \.-./ ` / / \ '-._ , '-' , _.-' / '. /()`'-'-=-'-'`()\ .' jgs `/`\ '()()()()()() /`\` .---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; FUCK YOU, YOU CRAZY FAT BITCH / \ / \ / | /_ _\ | / \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.' ` ____ ___.--' `-/) ___ __.-----' __.---._// < `----' _____,---' ___ // \--.____.--' ___,--' y/ \_ __.-----' __,--// >`----' _____,---' _// .'-.____,--',,,,, ___,--n//_ .'.__ __/ \' ___,/(_/ < `----' \ C '\-' .'// `----.____.---) _| .' // WHOO HOO .'=. (--'/|// | \)`-\.' __/ \ \ ,' /// I'M MARCHING IN ADVANCE ;. 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NOW I CAN WATCH STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION RERUNS THIS IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO GET A BLOWJOB / (\ / \_O _____\/)_____ ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dt/ejm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ ONE DAY I'LL BE EXTINCT .```. _.''.. ; ``` ``'. AND ON THAT DAY : d `. THERE WILL BE MORE JUSTICE IN THE WORLD / >,: \ /.' `'., : /' ;. . ; / ; \ ; ; / `..;\: :' __|| `...,' `-, ) || /.^/ ___|| '---,_\ hjw (/ `\ __.............__ .--""``` ```""--. ':--..___ ___..--:' \ ```"""""""``` / MY UNIVERSE IS FINITE AND BOUNDED .-` ___.....-----.....___ '-. .:-""`` ~ ~ ``""-:. /`-..___ ~ ~ ~___..-'\ / ~ '`""---.........---""` \ ; ; ; '::. ' _, _, ; | '::: ' .' ( ~ .-'./ ~ | |~ .:' . _/..._'. .'.-'/ | | .:' .-'` ` '-./.'_.' | | ':. ( o) )) ;= <_ | ; '::. '-.,\\__ __.-;`\'. '. . ; ; ': \) |`\ \) '.'-.\ ; \.:'.:':. \_/ '-._\ / \ ':. ~ ` / '. '::.. _ . - - -- .~ _ ~ .' '-._':' `'-_.-' jgs (``''--..._____...--''``) `"--...__ __...--"` ````` YOU KNOW IT'S A BAD WORKDAY WHEN IT'S 9 PM AND I'M CHECKING THE PORNO SITES FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY / ||||| ||O O|`____. |||\-/|| \ __\ |.--:--| . : /( ):( |_.-~~_. (~m : / | oo:| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VK+a:f . . * . . . . * . . . . . . * . . . . * . . * . . . * . . * . . . * . . . . * . . . . . * . . . .-o--. . * . . . . . . . . * * . :O o O : . . ____ * . . . . . . . . : O. Oo; . . `. ````.---...___ . * . . . * . `-.O-' . * . . \_ ; \`.-'```--..__. . . * . . . . . ,'_,-' _,-' ``--._ . * . . . . * . . . -' ,-' `-._ * . . * . . . ,-' _,-._ ,`-. . . . . . * . . '--. _ _.._`-. `-._ | `_ . * . . . . . . ; ,' ' _ `._`._ `. `,-'' `-. . . . . . . ,-' \ `;. `. ;` `._ _/\___ `. . * . . * \ \ , `-' ) `':_ ; \ `. . * . . . * \ _; ` ,; __; `. . . . . . '-.; __, ` _,-'-.--''' \-: `. * . . . * . )`-..---' `---'' \ `. . . . . . . . .' `. `. ` . * . . . / `. `. ` * . . / `. `. ' . . * / `. `. _'. . . . . | `._\-' ' . . . | `.__, \ * . . *. . | \ \. . . | \ \ . * jrei * I JUST TOOK TWO RITALIN SO NOW I'M IN A MOLNIYA ORBIT __ / ; JESUS PORTAL 2 JUST TOTALLY RIPPED OFF _.--"""-.. _. ALL THE IDEAS FROM NARBACULAR DROP /F `-' [ ] , , , ; '--L__J_.-"" ',_; SIGNED, A FAIRLY CONFUSED AND IGNORANT FISH '-._J fsc _ . - = - . _ . " \ \ / / " . I JUST DISCOVERED I HAVE A DEGENERATIVE , \ / . EYE DISEASE AND WILL INEVITABLY GO . \ _,.--~=~"~=~--.._ / . BLIND ..... SO NOW'S YOUR CHANCE LADIES ; _.-" / \ ! ! / \ "-._ . / ," / ,` .---. `, \ ". \ /.' `~ | /:::::\ | ~` '.\ \`. `~ | \:::::/ | ~` ~ .'/ \ `. `~ \ `, `~~~' ,` / ~`.' / . "-._ \ / ! ! \ / _.-" . ./ "=~~.._ _..~~=`" \. ,/ "" \, WAIT HOLD ON LGB . _/ \_ . " - ./. .\. - " I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL I'M BLIND FIRST HUH ,.=,,==. ,,_ _ ,====, _ |I|`` || `|I `| I REALLY LIKE CRYSIS 2 |`I| || `==,|`` ^^ `` | | `` ^^ ||_,===TT`==,,_ | IN PARTICULAR IT'S GREAT THAT |,==Y``Y==,,__| \L=_-`' +J/` YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR PLAY STYLE \|=_ ' -=#J/..-|=_- =| |=_ -;-='`. .|=_- =|----T--, |=/\ -|=_-. . |=_-/^\ =||-|-|::|____ ALTHOUGH MY USUAL |=|| -|=_-. . |=_-| | =|-|-||::\____ CONSITENT STYLE IS |=LJ -|=_-. . |=_-|_| =||-|-|::::::: TO RUN UP RIGHT IN |=_ -|=_-_. |=_- =|-|-||::::::: FRONT OF AN ENEMY |=_ -|=//^\. |=_- =||-|-|::::::: WHILE CLOAKED, , |/&_,_-|=|| | |=_- =|-|-||::::::: DECLOAK, DROP MY ,--``8%,/ ',%|| | |=_- =||-|-|%:::::: TROUSERS, THEN POWER ,---`_,888` ,.'''''`-.,|,|/!,--,.&\|&\-,|&#::::: JUMP AND AIRSTOMP |;:;K`__,...;=\_____,=`` %%%& %#,--- THE FUCKER |;::::::::::::| `'.________+-------\ `` /8M%;:::;;:::::| | `------- SOMETIMES I YELL AN INAPPROPRIATE SLUR BUT SOMETIMES NOT THAT'S MY PREROGATIVE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COUNTRY REALLY NEEDS RIGHT NOW ?!?!?!? 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'. `-.)\.' / `._ ''-. `:. _.' `-._...__.::::.__.--' I'M A BUFFALO OR A MOOSE _.-..'''''. OF SOME SORT _.---.__`._. `-. / ___..-' `o> `-. / .-``` <) ) .' `._.-.`-._.' / / `-' | ' / \ | . ' .' \ \ \ \ .'| ' / -..__.| / | HEY I'LL SHOW YOU MY TITS ON | /| | \ '\ / MYFREEMCAMS.COM FOR 30 TOKENS* \ | \ | | | | | \ / . | | / \ | COME ON PEOPLE DON'T FREELOAD | | \ \ | | | | | \ | `. | | | | | \ / `' | /_ `. /' \ `---/_ `. `.\.' * 30 TOKENS TRANSLATES TO $1.50 `.\.' LGB `.\.' FOR THE MODEL (BEFORE TAXES) . . . .'. \ / \ / .'. .' '.' ' -= o =- -= o =- .' ' / | \ / | \ | | | I SURE HOPE THAT THE ELECTROMAGNETIC | | RADIATION BEING TRANSMITTED BACK | .=====| AND FORTH AREN'T GIVING ME CANCER |=====. |.---.| |.---.| ||=o=|| ||=o=|| || || ALSO I'M FUCKING RETARDED || || || || || || ||___|| ||___|| |[:::]| jgs |[:::]| '-----' '-----' ,%;, ,%%, ______________)(______________ / (__) \ THIS IS A TABLE /________________________________\ [________________________________] \ \ / / \ \ / / THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT \ \/ / \ \/ / BUT THIS ONE IS MINE _\/ /________________\ \/_ [_/o/__________________\o\_] / /\ \ / /\ \ lc/ \_\ /_/ \_\ _ ( | | __,--./|.--,__ .` \ \ / / `. HEY CHECK OUT MY FRILLED SHIRT .` \ | / `. / / ^|^ \ \ (SHOT TO DEATH BY NAVY SEALS) / / | |o | \ \ /===/ | | | \===\ /___/ | |o | \___\ | | | | |o | | | | | |o | | | | | |o | |_____/\_____| jgs ##### #### _\_ ##=-[.].] OUR SLOGAN: #( _\ # \__|_.--._ .' \___/ \/;; / .' `-----\ `/ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BEAT OFF (TM) ( ). ,----( ) ( ) |' ( ) |( ) | ( ) | ( ) | ( ) |_| )=={ ( )) :.. ) | `-' ''') Y | (| | | | | | | ) ) | | | dp/VK |__|__|_ [____)__) _,---._ __,...-----...___ _,-:::,,--.`,--'' `'--._ ,':::::/((##)): `-. ,':.::::/ `--' : _____.....______ (:::\ /:::::::/ :__,.-''''..- - - - -- -- .`_-:\ /:,:::.::| ::. ____....-----.....`. /,:::::::/ ::::__.--''' |:::::::| _:' |:.:::::| ,' |:::::::| | /::::.:::| | ON YOUR WAY HOME __,-'::.::::::| | PICK ME UP SOME TOUCANS _,.--''::::_::::::::::\ | ''::_::,:--'' `'--.:::::\ ; -'''::::::::::::::::\:::::`. ; YES THAT RIGHT YOU HEARD ME :::::::::::::::::::::|:.::::`-..- ::;::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::/ :/::::::/::::::;:::::|::::.::::/ GET ME SOME FUCKING TOUCANS (::::::/::::::/::::::):.::::::' :`:__,;::::::;:::::,':::::::' ,-':::`.__,-'::::,'::::::-' :::::,-'::::::,-':::_:-' _,-':::::::,-'::_:-' AND MAKE IT FUCKING QUICK jrei::::,-_:--'' ::,::--'' _ , L\ WHY ARE ALL THESE CAM WHORES TALKING \/OO\ ABOUT MICROSOFT FOUNDATION CLASSES |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ AP .-'"""`-. ( ) |`-.___.-'| THIS IS EITHER WATER OR SULFURIC ACID |.-'"""`-.| | | TAKE A SIP AND FIND OUT |`-.___.-'| | | |. ' " ` .| | | `-.___.-' VK __ \/.--, //_.' .-""-/""-. AN APPLE A DAY MAKES BITCHES RUN SCREAMING / __ \ / \\\ \ | || | \ / \ \ / \ '- / '-.__.__.' WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE sjw _ ` )\. / \_ ,--. / :";@,".\,-.n ' \ (,'@'*,*"@'.)/ ` \\ \';*"."@,'// HERE'S A FLOWER BOUQUET \ \\".@;"/ / \_ \_,/ _ / GIVE IT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE ,-'`../ ,. TO SHUT HER UP FOR TEN SECONDS (-[]-) ' /.|)(|,\ THEN REPEAT EVERY TWENTY SECONDS gpyy `' ______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,______________________________ __________|__________\|/;..___________________________ __________|___________\\//\,._________________________ THIS __________|___________/ '\/_________________________ PARROT __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ DOES __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ NOT __________|__________\( " \________________________ BELIEVE __________|____________) \\______________________ IN __________|___________( \\\___________________ PARROT __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ RELIGIONS __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ AND __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ BOY __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ WILL __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ HE __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ NOT __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ SHUT __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ UP __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ ABOUT __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ IT __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ __________|___________________________________________ bni ___ <___> __ ,--'```) (```'--. __ //\\ _,-;' `--._______,--' `:-._ //\\ I AM A WOK \\ ;' ; : `: // `( ; : )' COOK THINGS IN ME :.( ),; AND THEN FUCK OFF `.`--.___ ___.--',' `. ``-------'' ,' -. ,- gpyy `-._______.-' _,.---.,_ _,' ',_ IT'S TIME FOR A GAME OF "GUESS THE ANIMAL" ,-' ', ,' '-, ,-''-, \ / ,-''-, ,''-._ `. ; ; .` _.-''. ,' '. \ [ ] / .' 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SO I HEREBY OFFICIALLY WITHDRAW MY CANDIDACY `"` _ // ___ // / \ // WHENEVER POSSIBLE I LIKE TO USE : ==\ <\// THE LATIN PHRASE "IPSE DIXIT" \____/_.-'_}> / `-`\ .//`' :__<_ :/ " BECAUSE IT SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE /.--.\ | "DICKSHIT" { \> ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| ALLY MCBEAL WAS A LITTLE || (\___( ( || TOO FAT FOR MY TASTE \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa .---. / _\ HELLO THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE / (={) THE YEAR IS 2023 / /_/ SHIT IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME, TV STILL SUCKS ( |(_ /\_.--'// \ /L.|`--'( \ , / /\_____`).J\____'==HH===HH \ \ \ ` | \__..--."' \ \._) ` \ ( MY NAME IS "RANDOM DUMB BITCH" \_/(`-..-'L ) I WANTED TO EXPRESS THAT I WISH I HADN'T / `\_( L\,--.' POSTED MY FULL BODY AND FACE ON /R/GONEWILD/ > --'`-- \\ (_) IT'S MAKING IT REALLY HARD TO GET A JOB NOW | | \ Y |__/| \---'\ END TRANSMISSION | | `. _) \ ; ) | )`)| | | Ojo | | | | | | |(o) After JRO |(o) / \ / | \(\_"> \(\_) DEAR MRS. CONGRESSWOMAN GABRIELLE GIFFORDS, HELL, I'D STILL HIT IT SINCERELY, DUKE NUKEM (())) /|x x| /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ _._ _.-" `. .-" "-._ .' "-. .' _.-" `. _.-" .-" \ .-" .' .' ; .' / .' : : _.-' .-" _._ ; ; '._.-" _..--"Y" `, / : _.-" \ _.-' ; _.+" :b._\-" : . .-" / _ .d ; "^T; \ "--" .' ,""^TP^" :gp.: \ .-. ; .d$b `, $P.: \:.-.\ : `^$P_.' ;" ; ;`.(\\J : : WE BRITISH REFER TO THIS '. ; ; : AS "GETTING SACKED" `-._ \ . : ; : j ' .-' : | :\ `-.____. ; ___ ; | `. __. : \ ""--. : ; `. ; \ \ / : `. : \ `-. 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(( ) .".--.```| - /.--. =: ( VROOM! )) (.: {} :__L______: {} :__; __--( __- -_= ) *--* *--* jnh NOW THAT I HAVE THE CONCH I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE SOMETHING I SUGGEST AN OFFICIAL DAY OF MOURNING OVER THE UNTIMELY AND TRAGIC DEATH OF JACKASS STAR BAM MARGERA OR WHICHEVER ONE OF THOSE FUCKING STUPID TWATS INEVITABLY KILLED HIMSELF (AND SOMEONE ELSE) DUE TO GROSS INCOMPETENCE FUCK THEM ALL IN THEIR FUCKING STUPID BALL-PUNCHING MANSLAUGHTER-COMMITTING NECKS OKAY WHO WANTS THE CONCH NEXT ,____. ,-^ ^-.___ / \ ^-. 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(,.) _.-- : OBVIOUS FEATURE AND *I'M POSTING A -..`/( .-'_..- `| FUCKING VIDEO ACTUALLY ON YOUTUBE* AND .-'\,`. `-._ ; *YOU'RE ALREADY WATCHING IT* `._ /__ ,':)-.._ _.(:::`. |'\ / /`:::| ,' \ : : : `:| / : | | | \ : | | : :..---.: | | ; ,`._`-.|_ `. | |' ,'._ `. `. |_\ | : /`-. `. `. `. : : \ : __ `. `. `. \ ; \ \ |. / `. \ \ / |\ `..: `. __ \ \ / ' ` .:::::\ `. / \ \,' .::::::::::-..'_..-' SSt ___.-----------.___ _.-' `-. .' `. / \ / ` ._ . ` .' ) ` `------' `--- | HI JUST A REMINDER | | `._ `-----.. | | ` `- ____.----' ' `. '| I'M STILL DEAD | . .' `--'| |` `-. `._/ .|--'| | ` -. / .=====._ .===| _.| | ` | ' " <(@)> , (/(@)>| / \ ` \ ' | |_/ \ ` <%> | | \ | | . . . | | `._ | ..' `.__.' / `-| \ ``--------- / /| `. `..___..' / / `- `-_ `---' / _. `-. `-._ .' _.' `-. `----'_ __.' `-._ .'| __.-' `-.' | @ `. | `-. | `-._ | `-._ | ` | VK + . _ .-. 3==({)_ . ( \ + . _ )`\-| * ) \ . /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f . B'/`-'M\_| ) / . . * // ( / . B' `-' ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE ON SECOND THOUGHT THE EUROPEAN UNDERSEA LIFE IS KIND OF A BUNCH OF DICKS SO GO AHEAD AND LAND THERE AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THEM FUCK THEM THEY WON'T PLAY PARCHEESI WITH US _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) cjr WAIT WAIT BEFORE WE START LET'S ENGAGE IN A MELIAN DIALOGUE (I SAID THAT BECAUSE I HEARD SOMEONE SAY IT IN THIS CONTEXT AND IT SOUNDS SMART) HOLD ON (LOOKING UP WHAT THE TERM MEANS) OH FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU .;. GERMANS REQUIRE COMPLEX HAND SIGNALS ______// \\ EVEN TO MAKE A GIN AND TONIC | //| ;`. |----//-| ,,==------- `------. _,' ; | // | ``---------. ____ ,' ;---------. | /_ | ; /,- ' ,----.---' |/_ ,`_ | ('.;-' ;----: |` /_ /\| ----. `----'--. | \ _\/| PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST `-------------' '-------'PhS $$ $ \O/$ $ | TAKING FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM ME IS LIKE /_\ STICKING YOUR DICK INTO A LIGHT SOCKET _|___|_ _|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|_ IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT FIRST _|___|___|___|___|_ BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT BADLY _|___|___|___|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|_ |___|___|___|___|___|___|___| \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ hjm +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ TURN YOUR IPAD INTO A GENUINE \ \ \\ PADD FROM STAR TREK, COMPLETE \ \ \\ WITH TONS OF DATA ABOUT THE SHOW \ \ \\ \ \ () \| THEN MAKE YOURSELF A NICE LAST _\_\__====~~~ MEAL, TAKE A NICE HOT BATH WITH LOTS OF BUBBLES AND SCENTED CANDLES, AND THEN SLICE THE FUCKING VEINS OPEN IN YOUR WRIST AND TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE (CUT DOWN NOT CROSS) ,. |`:. | `:. I KEEP SAYING STUPID, ANNOYING SHIT m1a | |`.`:;@. TO THESE DUMB CAMWHORES BUT THESE | |;.`.`;| GIRLS HAVEN'T TIPPED ME EVEN ONCE ; `.';| || ,(`;.`.| || /8o (`:. || /o8888o `; || /@o8888888o (`;| (`.()oO888888o (< `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / `.( / _ ,--() THIS IS OBAMANOMICS ( )-'-.------|> " `--[] (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN) hjm _"_ % (< ? THE SUBTTILE FOR DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION ` " __||___ SHOULD REALLY BE "WALKING INTO THE RED LIGHT |\___//_\ DISTRICT AND THEN COLDCOCKING HOOKERS" (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % (CINEMATIC VIDEOCAP FOLLOWS) /:\ |/|, b'ger . . + : . : _ . ! ' (_) ,|.' FORGET CYBERARTS - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. NOW I CALL IT THE DIGIVERSE , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o __ /,- I BEAT OFF AND MY EARS ARE RINGING ||) \\_, ) OKAY RINGING STOPPED BUT WHAM SEVERE DEPRESSION AGAIN `--' ejm ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ HOLY GOD CHOKING EVERY SHAKYCAM-USING || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH TO DEATH || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" (YES MY WORK IS CUT OUT FOR ME) : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" ___ __ _ .' ( ,, O |_) ,-.( \ |`_`-'.__ |_(._[__] jg _)/`.__)`--)\`--)\ __________ | |b| | YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?!?!?!?!? MAKING STUPID ANALOGIES INVOLVING EXPECTATIONS ABOUT THINGS------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~__~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~.` `.~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~.` .=`. \~~~~~~~~ HURRAY WITH THIS SIMPLE GARMENT ~~~~~~~/ / - /~~~~~~~~ I CAN GET FREE CARS AND APARTMENTS ~~~~~~/ | ^ ( \~~~~~~~~ AND BOOB JOBS ~~~~.^ /\ ._/ )~~~~~~~ ~~~/ ( `-` (~~~~~~~~ ~~~`-~~-` (_.-'`.~~~~~~~ ~~~/ . _ (`\~~~~~~ ~~~| | ( \__.-` \`.~~~~~ ~~~| |~`) \ \_ / )~~~~~ ~~~| /-` .` - |/~~~~~~ ~~~\ .` ) \~~~~~~~ ~~~~\_.`| ( )~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~/ ) \~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~( )~~~~~ ~~~~~~~/ \~~~~~ ~~~~~~| |~~~~~ ~~~~~~) \~~~~~ ~~~~~~| _ad`~~~~~ ~~~~~~`--._.-v'` |~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~\ | `~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~\ | /~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~\ | /~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~) | :~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~/ / .~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~. ' .~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| . ,~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| , .~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| . ,~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~| | :~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------- _ (_) | | I SMELL LIKE FARTS (#) _ .-' \_`-. _ (_)' (_) `(_) Ojo'98 ,===_ __\\\___ //--------\\, CHILDREN'S OPERA: TOTALLY NOT SHITTY |/ _ _ \\, /|| '_` '_` \| NORWEGIAN CHILDREN'S OPERA: SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY LISTEN /|/ @ @ ||| IT'S TOTALLY TOTALLY NOT FUCKING AWFULLY SHITTY ;_///| o |\\_, ' \ _ { _ | \ `===' / `-_____;' _____|=__|____ /mcr \ _ .-' '-. / \ |,-,-,-,-,| ___ | _)_(_ | MARY POPPINS SAID THE BIG BANG NEVER HAPPENED (/ \) | _\_/_ /) / \_/ \// |( )\/ ||)_( |/ \ n| | / \ | |_|___| \|/ jgs _/L\_ _..._ ,--. /.---.\ .---/____\|--. ` ( '----' ) `-..........-' THERE IS ONLY ONE MUSKETEER LEFT __|`--(__ /'~~~/\~~'\ THE OTHER TWO WERE INVOLVED IN / _/| ) \ A HORRIBLE THRESHER ACCIDENT / /\ \ _/ | | \ _/ / \ \ _///)\ ( ) ) / )/ ) )><><| ( L/(_, / / , `\ ) / / ( / | \ ) / /( ( )_._._._( | / ) \ / / \ \ | / ( \( | | |\ | / ) _|__/ \__|_) | / \__ \ / \ /( | / `. |_ / \ _| )| / \|- | | -| |( / ,--. | | ,--.\\ / gnv|____\`'==--/____|-` ____ * / _) `\ '. i _ /^/^( ) s ( \=_ ) / a c , ) )\ \/__ ,___ ; / / ~ \ /-_/ i ( (. ( . / /( /\__\ ( \_/ WHOEVER DREW THIS IS A FREAKISH ASPIE FUCK \ | ) ` \ \| / \_______ _(_/( \/ `) // \ \.____/__/_ \ | ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || |/ / | || \| / |________|| )/|____--_____o| ,'/___/__|____\__ / /| | == : | ------\/-|___|__________|------ __ __ .' `'._.'` '. I AM A PRETZEL: | .--; ;--. | | ( / \ ) | \ ;` /^\ `; / :` .'._.'. `; I TASTE LIKE THIS jgs '-`'.___.'`-' : : __ | | _,_ ( ~~^-l_____],.-~ / \ ")\ "^k. (_,-" `>._ ' _ `\ \ _.-~/'^k. (0) ` (0 WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND .-~ { ~` ~ ..T OF CREEPY VOYEUR ????? / . "-.. _.-' / Y . "T I'M TRYING TO BEAT OFF HERE Y l ~-./l_ | \ . .<' | `-.._ __,/"r' l .-~~"-. / I Y Y "~[ | \ \_.^--, [ \ _~> | \ ___)--~ | ^. : l ^. _.j | Y I | l l I Y \ | -Row \ ^. | \ ~-^. ^. ~"--.,_ |~-._ ~-. | ~Y--.,_ ^. : : "x \ \ \. \ ] ^._ .^ ~~ ______ ,'" "-._ ,' "-._ _._ ; __,-'/ | I'M A RADIO TELESCOPE ;| ,-' _,'"'._,. LISTENING TO BULLSHIT STATIC |: _,' |\ `. : \ _,-' | \ `. \ \ ,-' | \ \ \ '. .-. | \ \ \ " | : `. `. | | `. "-._ | ; / |`._ `-._ L / / | \ `._ "-.___ _,' / | \_.-"-.___ """" \ : /""" `._\_ __.'_ __,--''_ ' "--'''' \_ `-._ __,--' .' /_ | __. `-._ `-._ < `. `-.-'' __,-' _,-' `. `. _,-'" _,-' `. ''"lka _,-' `. _,-' `. _,-' `. __,'" `'" .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ MEEP MEEP (DICKS) --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / ~. \____./ jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / |\/\/\/\/| | | HELP ME I'M BEING FISTED |(#)___(#) |.-' `. |\`--=.--/ | `.___.'| <-._ |||| >-| ||||_| )_.----'\ / \ `.________.-' \ `. `-.____________.-' VK \. \'. ;. \ '. ,--''-.~-~-'-, I'M A UNICORN \,-' ,-. '.~-~-~~, ,-' (###) \-~'~=-. IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BADLY I'M DRAWN _,-' '-' \=~-"~~', /o \~-""~=-, IT'S ABOUT HOW MANY RAINBOWS AND \__ \=-,~"-~, GLITTER I CAN KEEP IN MY BELLY """===-----. \~=-"~-. \ \*=~-" rs \ "=====---- \ \ %%%%%% %%%% = = %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . HGUALGHLAHUHAULHGLAHGULHALGH / ) \/| .^',*. , HLAGUAHGLAGHLGHALHLAUGHLAGHH /' /- o/ - " % '_ HGLAHGUHALGHLAUGHALGHALUGHAL /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . HGULAGHUALGHALGUHAGLUHAGLHAG )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO ///-( \' \\ b'ger THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE _..._ ,' `. ,' `. ,' _ ,-. `. | (_) `-' | THIS IS THE NEW ID SOFTWARE GAME "RAGE" | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' `._____,' Krogg .:' __ :'__ I DON'T THINK STEVE JOBS' MIDDLE NAME .'`__`-'__``. WAS LITERALLY "FAGGOT" :__________.-' :_________: WHY DO I EVER TRUST WIKIPEDIA :_________`-; jgs `.__.-.__.' ______ _ ,',----.`. I'M A WATERING CAN '.`-. .-' '----. || `.`-'--------| ;; I'M USED TO WATER THINGS `.|--------|// \ / SORRY THAT'S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW '--------' SSt _/\. /_ .^\ / ^. \ _.'^ . ^'. /_. / _\ --.`_~^ - .. /_/ ^ \`\_ ~ ~_ -~_`^ -~ ~^ _~~^~ _ ~^~_~ ^ -/.'_ / | '. \ /\_ '--.. '---.. .". /`-/___^ ^ \ `\ .'^.\_ '-. ~. / | \ '.'. ^ `--^--'|##|'---`-' /_. \ _\ -.__ ~ '. '---. / I \ _ ___ .;;``\/. ' /_/ ^'. _ ^~./ I \ ~^-, .;;;;`\;;, \// . /_, / _\ --.. _ ~ ^~ - / I \ - ~/;;;' `-----;._ .' \ '. ~- ^ ; ,;";, ;. |;;' _., /_.' ^. '_\ ~ '-. '. ; /_|_|_\ ; : \;;' .-' \ . _/'^ . ^ \_ _ '-. '. '. | [_______] | ; |;' / | / _/ | '\ '. '. ; : ; | (| ' ' |) | : /;;' _,=\__..--` /_/ ^.' ^ \ '._\ '. : ; | \_-_/ | \;,=" ___ ' . .' -/ | '. `\ : : ;: |.--"\=/"--.()))" ._ ,;;; `\ /`-/ -^.' ^\ ` -.`\ : ; : (_\ | _;=",./ |;;, |. \ .' --'-,^ .'-.---^-` ; : : ; / |_,="` |-; --. `;;,__/'._//.-' \\|###| / . ' : : _((()/ | \ | .~~._ `''-.. ' `// ' ' __ _.=" ||\__/ \__/|| ^~ `\ ' . . ' .--'` \=" ||`;;;;;;;`||.--~~~^^^~-. .--^, `\ .' . | / .-~~-.| \';;;;;'/ | .--~. -' ___ `\ |/.-- \ _.-'~^~' | `-===-' | ^~~. ,;;;;`\ ://, ' . ;' ,~~^. |^ , ~ - _ ~ .~~-. /::, `\~. `-. _. ~. `~ ^ -~^ - ^ ; _/;;, | : ~. '-._ .__. ~.__ .-~~~--._ .-/;;, \ ^. jgs '._ `=._ ^~._ .__, ;^~ _.-' ~~. .--~~-.__.^ ~. '. I'M ANOSOGNOSTIC ABOUT MY ANOSOGNOSIA __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ DEAR DIARY, `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ SUCK A DICK // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== SIGNED, ME __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________ /^\ L L / \ L L __/|/|_ / . \ _|\|\__ /_| [_[_\ / .-\ /_]_] |_\ /__\ __`-\_____ / . \ _____/-`__ /__\ /___] /=@> _ {> /-. \ <} _ <@=\ [___\ /____/ /` `--/ / . \ \--` `\ \____\ /____/ \____/`-._> / \ <_.-`\____/ \____\ /____/ /__/ /-._ . _.- \ \__\ \____\ /____/ /__/ / . \ \__\ \____\ |____/_ _/__/ / . \ \__\_ _\____| \__/_ ``_|_/ / -._ . _.-\ \_|_`` _\___/ /__`-`__\ <_ `-; NDT_> /__`-`__\ `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-` `-._ ; _.-` `-._.-` THE PLURAL OF "ANUBIS" IS "SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE" __ _.._ .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., FULL DISCLOSURE: /--' '-._.' '-._./ /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ I SAY "FULL DISCLOSURE" AN AWFUL LOT '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' FOR NO PARTICULARLY GOOD REASON jgs ( () |\ - _ _ <==|=@ _ >>>---> (o) I'M LEARNING ARCHERY [\ |/ - /|\ SO I CAN SHIT MYSELF ||`( / | \ LL ML ____ / __ \ ( (__) |___ ___ \________,' """""----....____ I'LL CUT YOU _______< () dd ____----' / __ __`.___-----"""" ( (__) | \____/ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \ / /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ () - - /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \ /\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ //\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\///\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\/\\\\\\\\\\\\ (\_ firefly \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ / \ | \ \ \ | | / / THIS IS EITHER A SUNRISE == ==== OR SOME TERRIFYING DALI PAINTING == ^ / \ \ / I LIKE TO KNOCK OVER BOATS IN FANTASY NOVELSN | | | | A LITTLE BECAUSE I'M FRUSTRATED WITH MY LACK OF | 0 | OPTIONS IN LIFE AND SORT OF GENERALIZED ANXIETY // ||\\ (( // || BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I CAN \\)) \\ //|| )) ( )) // // (( alyosha ,-------. / ,' `. ,--' ,' `. ,-;-- _.- / \ ---;-' _.=.---'' +-------------+ ; X X ---=-----'' _.------- | ----- |--| \-----=---:i- +XX|'i:'''''''' : ;`--._ ''---':---- /X+-) \ \ / / ''--._ `- .XXX|) `. `. ,' ,' ''---. X\/) `. '---' ,' `- \ `---+---' \ | I AM SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY \. EB | IN UPDATES BUT *BLAM* `-------------------+ , | , \ / ,,_--_, ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU \./ ,// _ _\ \./ BUT INSTEAD BUT A BIG FAT DICK IN MY FACE ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | ____________ _.----------.-._ ____________ | | __ | | | .''. O | o |__| |||| | | O .''. | | : : |________________| : : | | '..' _ |oo .,.. | _ '..' | | (_) | ....|...... OO | (_) | | |________________| | | .-''-. | ________ mm| .-''-. | | / \ | |O;;; :O| | / \ | | ( ) | m '--------' m | ( ) | | \ / |________________| \ / | | '-..-' |____|__|__|__|__| '-..-' |w |____________|________________|____________|t |___|----|___|___|--------|___|___|----|___|x THIS IS A BOOM BOX LIKE SONY WALKMEN, DISCMEN, CDS, AND NETFLIX NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THIS FUCKING THING IS ANYMORE ,,,,,, /e ''( (_ ` \ I HOPE ANTHONY WIENER'S OKAY ___> \ / ,_\-.___ \_ / _)/ / \ | \ / ` _ | __\____/ / ' | / _ /______/ / _/ \,_____/o ( \__)/` \ / \__________/_/_ _/ \ \ )/ \ / / | /\ ( \_____/ ___/ \ \ _/ \ ______/_/___|_| ) \ / / o\ o\ / / /\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',,,,,,',,|_,,\_ ,,\/,, . + . . . . . . . . . * . * . . . . . . + . "You Are Here" . . + . . . . | . . . . . . | . . . +. + . \|/ . . . . . . V . * . . . . + . + . . . + . . + .+. . . . . + . . . . . . . . . . . . . ! / * . . . + . . - O - . . . + . . * . . / | . + . . . .. + . . . . . * . * . +.. . * . . . . . . . . + . . + ^ | +------- THE BERSERKERS ARE HERE _/\_ _/\_\__/_/\_ APPARENTLY IN THIS VARIANT OF EDEN _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ EVE'S KIND OF A DYKE AND IS FROM CANADA \__/ \__/ \__/ _/\_ _/\_ _/\_ )))))) \__/_/\_\__/_/\_\__/ ///(((( , , \__/_/\_\__/ | ) \C > (\__/ /| ; _= \)/) / |___/ /_ _/\_ (\(/ (,_'_ ` ~ \ _,\__/ \)/) \(. ) .) \/.-/// (\(/ ) / \ | \)/) / , ( \/ (\(/ / ~ \ \)/) / __ \ (\(/ ' \/ ' \)/) \ ' / (\(/ \ | / \)/) ) , / (\(/ / /\ \ \) |/ \| _/\_ | | _/\_\__/_/\_ (| |) _/\_\__/_/\_\__/_/\_ .|| || \__/ \__/ \__/ '= =' b'ger _____________________ / /\() / / `. / / .,' EVEN THIS VEHICLE IS /____________________/_.-` MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY (_____________________() ADVANCED AND PRACTICAL || || THAN A CHEVY VOLT || || _ ||/|/ /|_____ _ || / / / /| .//| ||/ / / / |__// /-. ,'|/_ / / / / // / ". ,' || | / / / // / " ,-__. || |/ / / ||/__-. 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' '`-, .--._.' ; \__ \ \ | ' / |`. ; _,`\ EVERYBODY BE SURE TO '. '- ' `_- '.`; ; ,-`_.-' BUNDLE UP !!!!!!!!!!!! ,--. \ ` /` '--' `;.` (` _ .--.\ '._) '-. \ \ `-. ; `-';| '. -. ' __ '. ; ; _,-' / { __'.\ ' '-,/; `-' ';`.- ` .-' '-. `-._' | `; ;`' .-'` <_ -' ` .\ `; ; (_.'`\ _.;-"``"'-._'. `:; ___, _.-' | .-'\'. '.` \ \_,_`\ ;##` `'; _.' /_'._\ \ \__;#####./###. \` \.' .'`/"`/ (#######)###::.. _.' OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST '.' .' ; , |:. `|()##`"""` THIS DRAWING FOR FALL jgs `'-../__/_\:: /O()()o THESE ASCII ARTISTS CAN'T ()'._.'`()()' BE TRUSTED TO FOLLOW THROUGH O O O O O O O o O O O O THESE ARE DOTS O o o O o O O O o o . O O o o . . O O O o . o O O O O O O O Krogg .._ (\`\\ THIS IS EITHER A FLAMINGO OR SOME KIND OF DROOPING FLOWER ) |> (7 |` a:f .. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; PUT 'EM UUUUUP ;| ; |; ;;. ; ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. 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(_/ ( \`=' /~ WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN??? ,--._)_/^`- ~\.__ / ``-. / . / ) , / , . . : / / / ' ,' _ Y : / _Y-' ,._;\(*) | | / ,-' .-.` \_ /| | : ,`- `=.._ ~'-=. ( | ,' | `-. ` | LOOK LADY, \__.' | `._ / TODAY IS CYBER MONDAY, | |`'--' IS IT NOT? | \ AND NO, YOU HAVE NOT / ) \ RESOLVED MY "ISSUE" / \ GET TO THE SUCKING AND J L FUCKING OR I WILL CLOSE THIS [ . ,- | THANKS FOR NOTHING, CHAT WINDOW RIGHT NOW [ \_L/ | SUJATHA [ /( | | / | F | / | / cjr ,- _,-'""`-._ \ / ,'dHHb |/ `-. _,-'|"`-. `- / / HHHH---<_____`. ,-' ""\ `. -'_ \ `HHP /\ ,' ,' \| dHHb \ '.`./ \ __ \,-' `.""""\___HHHH / \ `-.__|,-' UGH I FEEL SICK `-. / /HHP,' / \ `-._/_,-' \/\/\| MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE CHUGGED DOWN THOSE FIVE JARS OF MARMALADE AT 2 AM ,-'"""-"""`-. JUST BEFORE BED AND FINISHED IT OFF \""\""""""\"/ WITH A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TOBASCO SAUCE `--\ \\ \ \ \\ \ Krogg `-.__.' _____ / '`-._ | -. \ NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THOSE _.,--. '----- | / CRAPPY MARS ROVERS AND THEN ONE ,-'' `. / ,' HAS BEEN PUT DOWN LIKE OLD YELLER /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD, NASA: | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR / /' '-. . ____ GODDAMN SPACE SHIT NASA | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | NOT EVEN ME AND I WAS THE LAST \ | \. O / _/ FUCKING ONE IN THE COUNTRY __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' (NOTE: THE ACCOMPANYING ASCII ART '--------' IS NOT RELATED BUT WHO'D NOTICE ANYWAY) .-'''''-. |'-----'| GO FIGURE: TWO TASTES /`-.....-`\ THAT YOU'D NEVER THINK | <_} | WOULD GO TOGETHER ...... | .-\-. | ........................ _,._ | /# ` \ | ........................ __.-` `"""-. | \ / | .... OFTEN FUCKING DON'T ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) THANKS "FUSION" CUISINE jgs `-------------` A.K.A. BULLSHIT ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, > /~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,' | / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\, / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-' |~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~ | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/ | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|` ', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / | | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ / '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/ \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/ ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | \ | '\' `~' JB DO YOU THINK AMERICA WILL EVER BE AS GAY AS IT ONCE WAS I MEAN GREAT FUCK OH GOD OH GOD AS *GREAT* AS IT ONCE WAS NOT THAT OTHER WORD FUCKING CHRIST NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO HEAR THE END OF IT _,.-'"\ _,.-'" ' \ _,.-'" ' \ ONE DAY I WILL HOLD PUBLIC OFFICE _,.-'" ' \ AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE !!!!! 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J \ ," F . `.` \ "--" ," YES I'M LAZY TODAY hs ` ``."-____-" /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/ _ \__/ _ \/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \ / \ / __/ \ \/ \_/ __ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__ _/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_ __/ /\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ _/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/ _ \__/ _ \/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \ / \ / __/ \ \/ \_/ __ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__ _/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_ __/ /\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ _/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/ _ \__/ _ \/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \ / \ / __/ \ \/ \_/ __ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__ _/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_ __/ /\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\ /\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ _/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/\_/ \__/ \_/\/ \/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \ / \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\/ \_/ \__/ \/\ Krogg THIS IS WHAT THE SURFACE OF MY BALLS LOOKS LIKE BEFORE I APPLY LOTION __(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//_ //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ //___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\ /) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___( /\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) / \ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) __(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//_ //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ //___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\ /) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___( /\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) / \ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) __(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//_ //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ //___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\ /) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___( /\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) / \ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) \\//___(/) //\\ (o\ \o) VK THIS IS WHAT THE SURFACE OF MY BALLS LOOKS LIKE AFTER I APPLY LOTION ______ <((((((\\\ / . }\ ;--..--._|} GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES (\ '--/\--' ) IF YOU WANT SOME PEANUTS \\ | '-' :'| \\ . -==- .-| \\ \.__.' \--._ [\\ __.--| // _/'--. \ \\ .'-._ ('-----'/ __/ \ \ \\ / __>| | '--. | \ \\ | \ | / / / \ '\ / \ | | _/ / \ \ \ | | / / snd \ \ \ / ____________________________________________________________________ / \----- --------- ----------- -------------- ------ ----\ \_/__________________________________________________________________/ |~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ _____.----------._ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~| | _ ~~ ~~ __,---'_ " `. ~~~ _,--. ~~~~ __,---. ~~| | | \___ ~~ / ( ) " " `-.,' (') \~~ ~ ( / _\ \~~ | | \ \__/_ __(( _)_ ( " " (_\_) \___~ `-.___,' ~| |~~ \ ( )_(__)_|( )) " )) " | " \ ~~ ~~~ _ ~~| | ~ \__ (( _( ( )) ) _) (( \\// " | " \_____,' | ~| |~~ ~ \ ( ))(_)(_)_)| " )) //\\ " __,---._ " " " /~~~| | ~~~ |(_ _)| | | | " ( " ,-'~~~ ~~~ `-. ___ /~ ~ | | ~~ | | | | _,--- ,--. _ " (~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ) /___\ \~~ ~| | ~ ~~ / | _,----._,'`--'\.`-._ `._~~_~__~_,-' |H__| \ ~~| |~~ / " _,-' / `\ ,' / _' \`.---.._ __ " \~ | | ~~~ / / .-' , / ' _,'_ - _ '- _`._ `.`-._ _/- `--. " " \~| | ~ / / _-- `---,~.-' __ -- _,---. `-._ _,-'- / ` \ \_ " |~| | ~ | | -- _ /~/ `-_- _ _,' ' \ \_`-._,-' / -- \ - \_ / | |~~ | \ - /~~| " ,-'_ /- `_ ._`._`-...._____...._,--' /~~| | ~~\ \_ / /~~/ ___ `--- --- - - ' ,--. ___ |~ ~| |~ \ ,'~~| " (o o) " " " |~~~ \_,-' ~ `. ,'~~ | | ~~ ~|__,-'~~~~~\ \"/ " " " /~ ~~ O ~ ~~`-.__/~ ~~~| |~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~`.______________________/ ~~~ | ~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~| |____~jrei~__~_______~~_~____~~_____~~___~_~~___~\_|_/ ~_____~___~__| / \----- ----- ------------ ------- ----- ------- -------- -------\ \_/__________________________________________________________________/ THIS IS A TREASURE MAP TO FIND A PILE OF FOSSILIZED SHIT ONCE IT WAS STEAMY BUT NOW IT IS ROCK-LIKE JUST THINK !!!! OF THE DETAILS OF THE ALIMENTARY CANAL THAT THIS SHIT COILED THROUGH BEFORE BEING EXCRETED INTO A HOLE AND THEN BURIED AND THEN MARKED WITH A BIG "X" __ .' '. : : | _ _ | .-.|(o)(o)|.-. _._ _._ ( ( | .--. | ) ) .',_ '. .' _,'. '-/ ( ) \-' / /' `\ \ __ / /' `\ \ / '--' \ /.' \.' './ '.\ \ `"===="` / ` : _ _ : ` `\ /' |(o)(o)| `\ /' | | /`-.-`\_ / \ _.-"`\._/V\_./`"-._ / .--. \ .'/ \ /^\ / \'. | ( ) | / / \| |/ \ \ _\ '--' /__ jgs / / \_/ \ \ .' '-.__.-' `-. WHEN IS THIS GODDAMN SHOW ON ???? EASTERN TIME OR PACIFIC ???? GODDAMN STUPID EARTH ROTATING ONCE A DAY AROUND ITS STUPID FUCKING FAT MOLTEN CORE MAKING ALL THIS BULLSHIT TIME ZONE NONSENSE REQUIRED FUCK IT LET'S MOVE INTO SPACE AND LIVE IN ETERNAL SUNLIGHT . _\____ |_===__`. ==/ I'M A YACHT \/ '---"\ _ _ _ _/ ______/_______/_|_|_|_|_| EITHER THAT OR SOME KIND OF DEFORMED WHALE _|---------------------==.` ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LGB \ / /V\ r _ / \ \O/ \O/ /O/ \O/ # # # # I LIKE TO STAY AT THE / \ / \ / \ / \ GAYYYYYYYYY JIZZ-FILLED GYM ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ____ _.' : `._ .-.'`. ; .'`.-. __ / : ___\ ; /___ ; \ __ ,'_ ""--.:__;".-.";: :".-.":__;.--"" _`, :' `.t""--.. '<@.`;_ ',@>` ..--""j.' `; `:-.._J '-.-'L__ `-- ' L_..-;' "-.__ ; .-" "-. : __.-" HEY REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN L ' /.------.\ ' J EPISODE TWO WHEN I DID THE "-. "--" .-" LIGHT SABER DUEL WITH COUNT __.l"-:_JL_;-";.__ WHOEVER-THE-FUCK !?!?!?!?!? .-j/'.; ;"""" / .'\"-. .' /:`. "-.: .-" .'; `. YEAH EVEN I'M EMBARRASSED BY .-" / ; "-. "-..-" .-" : "-. HOW FUCKING SHITTY THAT WAS .+"-. : : "-.__.-" ;-._ \ ; \ `.; ; : : "+. ; : ; ; ; : ; : \: ; : ; : ;: ; : : \ ; : ; : ; / :: ; ; : ; : ; : ;: : : ; : ; : : ; : ; ;\ : ; : ; ; ; ; : `."-; : ; : ; / ; ; -: ; : ; : .-" : :\ \ : ; : \.-" : ;`. \ ; : ;.'_..-- / ; : "-. "-: ; :/." .' : \ \ : ;/ __ : \ .-`.\ /t-"" ":-+. : `. .-" `l __/ /`. : ; ; \ ; \ .-" .-"-.-" .' .'j \ / ;/ \ / .-" /. .'.' ;_:' ; :-""-.`./-.' / `.___.' \ `t ._ / bug "-.t-._:' _,,,_ .-'` ( '. .-' ,_ ; \___ _, __.' ) \'.__.'(:;'.__.'/ __..--"" ( '.__{':');}__.' .' ( ; ( .-|` ' |-. / ( ) ) '-p q-' ( ; ; ; ; |.---.| ONE TIME I VOMITED UP A WHOLE YAK ) ( ( ; \ o o) | ) ; | ) ) /'.__/ GET IT ) ; ) ; | ; // ( ) _,\ ; // ; ( ,_,,-~""~`"" \ ( // \_.'\\_ '. /<_ \\_)--\ \ \--\ jgs )--\""` )--\"` `""` `""` /-----| WELCOME TO THE RAPE CHAIR \-' | Q | I MEAN MY DENTIST'S OFFICE SORRY )C ~\/\ | \\_ \ | FREUDIAN SLIP, JUST IGNORE THAT \_77 |\ | ejm 96 |`` \ \ | JUST BREATHE IN THIS LAUGHING GAS DEEPLY """ ~ ~ === |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| |/| _ |/| / ) |/|/\/ |/|\/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (__ ) / /\ / ,^./\ / / \/\ / / \/\ ( ( )/) | | |/| | | |/| <------ GALLOWS HUMOR | | |/| ( ( )/) \ \ / / \ `---' / `-----' PhS ..................... / : | : \ '''''':''''':''''':'''''' `. . : . .' `. . : . .' LIKE THE COMMERCIALS SAY `. . : . .' `. . : . .' BUY YOUR WOMAN A DIAMOND, `..:..' jgs `:' AND SHE'LL FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BLOW YOU'. | '. | ___________________ ____________ '. | | _______________ | |.----------.| . '. | | | | | || |> || |'. '. | | | ___ ___ | | || O /| || |. '. '.____________| | | | | | | | | || /_( || |||.| | | | | | | | | | | || .___|__ || ||||| | | | | | | | | | | ||~~\____|~~|| ||||| | | | | | | | | | | || ~ ~ ~|| ||||| | | | | | | | | | | |:__________:| ||||| | * | | | | | | | | | '------------' ||||| | *..' | | | '---___---'__| | | '| | _:_ | | | |_____| |__= | |. () | ( ) | | | ___ ___ ()| | ||||| | ) ( | | | | | | | | | ||||| | ===========| | | | | | | | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||| _|___|_|____|_| | | | | | | | | |||:|--"" |___|_|____|_| | | '---' '---' | | "| _|..--"' ' ' |______| | | |___________________grp___ -'"' |______|_|_______________|_|_________________________ THIS IS MY HALLWAY PLEASE NOTE THE SHITTY PICTURE OF THE SHITTY SAILBOAT WHICH I DON'T OWN TAKEN IN A PLACE I'VE NEVER BEEN ALSO THAT PLANT IS LONG DEAD ,______ _./ \_ /' -=X=- \ / <_>___\___/---_H_ Z---| |------- --/_O_) __ |__ L___^|^^^^^\--\__/ / \\ __T__ |___ / __|__ \\__^ _| \_ THIS IS A HOWITZER S-v|- __^\ _|__| _/ _ __\ ----| O ))==|___ _|==-) || WHICH IS NAMED AFTER THE EARL OF HOWITZER \ _// \__// WHO FIRST PUT MEAT BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF BREAD AND CREATED A WHOLE NEW WAY TO SLAUGHTER PEOPLE _____ _.::::::::::::-. _.-:::::='=::=. _ `. _.-'.:' ""(@)`"- `-----....__ _.-'-'.:::.... `' -----------__:= .-'-''.::::::::::._ . .'"""""""""" _.-::::::::::::::') `-- - : .-:::::::::::::' / ._.' ) \ .-::::::::::::' _ .' .__.:' : \ .::::::::::' -=' _.'--. . ..' .:::::::' _.-' ) :-'.' WHAT'S A HERON .::::' ___..=='' .- : . .' .::'" _. _.- _.- ' .-' :' __.' _=-' _.' __' :/ ,' _.= _.-==_. -== __.. .-'.' .'.-_. _ __..--__..-"_.-'' .' \ \_.= -' __..-'__.--==. .'" .'\ \_.-= __... __.--'\\ / / \\__...__.--''"' \\ ("( /_.--' pils \\_.'`.`. .:._.' `.`.,. _ ='' `:, `.`.`..-::' `.` :" .:.-.`. .:' `.: ' __________ __ | ___ _|__|_ | ,' '. {'\) | : O O : )( FUCK OFF IT'S MODERN ART | : ._\. :/ )\ | '.___\\/ / | IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A CHILD DID IT | '-' | |_________| | /-----\|___| jrei / \||| .:;; _-. ( (o) " _ |_|" - | | BEHOLD THE INFAMOUS U-BOAT COCK " - -" -.| | - " -| | " _" -.|,!) "- `" -=' itz , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( |||| |'--.__\ WHY IS THIS PEACE OFFICER GIVING A NAZI SALUTE | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. .-"-. FUCK CATS / - -\ \ @ @/ / (_ <_) ___/ _)(` ,_(`_))\ "-\)__/ __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) .-"T"---___ .-" | ""--__ .-" | ""--_ .' .-"| | ""-._ .' .' J J | _ ""-_ .' .' 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"""---"" IF YOU LEAN FORWARD AND SQUINT YOU CAN SEE THE JERGENS ON MY DESK _..--=--..._ .-' '-. .-. /.' '.\/ / |=- -=| ( \'. .'/\ \ '-.,_____ _____.-' '-' jgs [_____]=8 DECEMBER TWENTY-FIFTH, TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN A DATE WHICH WILL LIVE IN INFAMY ____ PAST-ME BOUGHT PRESENT-ME A FROZEN PIZZA / \ WHICH PRESENT-ME TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT u u| _______ \ | .-''#%&#&%#``-. THEREFORE, FUTURE-ME WILL EAT THE = / ((%&#&#&%&VK&%&)) AFOREMENTIONED PIZZA AND THEN IN REWARD | `-._#%&##&%_.-' BEAT THEN-PAST- AND THEN-PRESENT-ME OFF /\/\`--. `-."".-' (BUT IN THE FUTURE WHEN WE'RE THE SAME | | \ /`./ PERSON SO IT'S TOTALLY NOT GAY) |\/| \ `-' / || | \ / VK GODDAMMIT THIS SPACETIME SHIT IS COMPLICATED ________________ _/_______________/| /___________/___//|| NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS |=== |----| || | | o| || |___________| o| || | ||/.'---.|| | || |-||/_____\||-. | |' |_||=L==H==||_|__|/ JF ,_,_,_, RUDOLPH KNOWS THAT BITCHES AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT HOES AND TRICKS \ / O--oo. 7,"\\_______) ( ) __( ) //""" \\ ctr // // _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::33333::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|' | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | I HOPE WE DON'T GET INTO A FUTURE WAR WITH | | GERMANY NOW THAT THEY FUCKING MAKE ALL OUR GUNS | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \\| |// oooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __.------. WHAT'S THE GREATER CRIME ????? (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / [ ] THIS THIEF'S STEALING /_.------ _/_ _/ [ ] OR HOW SHITTY THIS DRAWING IS __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' (YES IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A THIEF AND HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL I HAVE NO IDEA) HOW MANY DICKS CAN I STUFF IN MY FACE ?!? _ / ,'-`. / :_ _: ..._ \ _ / _.,, `-.>. _,-`-'-._ ,<,-' : \ / _ `./ ; \ ` '_) / \ ,| (_, |. / `' | . | `' :_______: | | | | | . | | | | | | | | | | | | | |___:___| /___/___\ SSt .''. HAPPY NEW YEAR .''. *''* :_\/_: . :_\/_: . .:.*_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'. HERE'S TO HOPING THIS IS .''.: /\ : _\(/_ ':'* /\ * : '..'. -=:o:=- THE LAST GODDAMN ONE :_\/_:'.:::. /)\*''* .|.* '.\'/.'_\(/_'.':'.' WHEN I HAVE TO SEE : /\ : ::::: '*_\/_* | | -= o =- /)\ ' * DICK CLARK ON MY FUCKING TV '..' ':::' * /\ * |'| .'/.\'. '._____ * __*..* | | : |. |' .---"| _* .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| | .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || | |' | |. | || | | | | || | ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____ jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MY GRANDPA'S SODOMY BLU-RAY DISC IS NOT A FRIEND OF FREEDOM :+"" ~<<::""+: +Xi<<<: xHMRMMR$$$$$8RMMMMMM<M "` .~i MMMMMMMMM" <| `~~"--.,_ _.-'/ \ ~~"--.,_ /jgs\_________________________,,,,....----""""~~~~```` ,---------. ||"""""""|| AS A WELL-KNOWN SKEPTIC I LIKE TO SAY THE WORD "WOO" || || OR THE PHRASE "WOO WOO" BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SOUND |/-->&<--\| LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED CHILD DESPITE THE FACT | (._.) | THAT I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO SOUND INTELLIGENT | ( @ ) | | /|`"|\ | NOTHING LIKE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR AND PANDERING //(_\___/_)\\ TO MAKE A GOOD ARGUMENT INTO KEYWORD-FILLED DOGSHIT \\_()___()_// `+---I---+' |\(_)|(_)/| _|j"""""""|j_ | |_______| | |_| |_| hjw +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |\ -~ / \ / | |~~__ | \ | \/ /\ /| | -- | \ | / \ / \ / | | |~_| \ \___|/ \/ / | |--__ | -- |\________________________________/~~\~~| / \ / \ | | |~~--__ |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ / \/|\ / \/ \/| | | |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /| |/ \ / \ / | |___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----| \/ \ / | | \mmmm : | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___| /\| / \ / \ | | B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____| | |\/ \ / \ | | __--P : | / / / | \ / \ /\| |~~ | : | / ~~~ | \ / \ / | | | |/ .-. | /\ \ / | | | / | | |/ \ /\ | | | / | | -_ \ / \ | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | | /| | | 2 3 4 | /~~~~~\ | /| |_| .... ......... | | | ~|~ | % | | | ~J~ | | ~|~ % |_| .... ......... | | AMMO | HEALTH | 5 6 7 | \===/ | ARMOR |#| .... ......... | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ CAN'T WAIT UNTIL DICE PUTS VILLAGES, NPCS, HUNGER, AND FUCKING DRAGONS IN THE NEXT PATCH FOR BATTLEFIELD 3 THEREBY MAKING A FUN GAME SHITTY AN ANGEL *POOFS* ONTO YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER !!!!!! YOU TURN YOUR HEAD TO HEAR IT SAY SUCK A DICK / / /)o(\ ||^|| '/_\' PP IF YOU HESITATE AND DO NOT FOLLOW ITS INSTRUCTIONS RIGHT AWAY A SECOND ANGEL *POOFS* ONTO YOUR LEFT SHOULDER !!!!!!!! YOU CRANE YOUR HEAD TO THE LEFT TO HEAR IT SAY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING EARS HE SAID SUCK A DICK \ \ /)o(\ /_|^|_\ /_\ PP _/.- ../.-'(() (( ) ))) /)- _)) *THIS* BALLERINA HAS DREAMS !!!!!!! ( \_ ) \-\|(__ I'M GOING TO BLOW THE DIRECTOR OF THE PLAY I'M IN \/-' \ TO GET THE JOB RATHER THAN THE DIRECTOR OF THE PORN VIDEO (_) |\-\ I WAS IN WHEN I WAS 19 TO PAY RENT ONCE | ( ) ) |--\/_' _.-' . \_'._ I'M CERTAIN IT WILL BE A *TOTALLY* DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE '-.'_|_|__\.-' | /. \ |( '.\ \ \ \'. \_) \_) )| mrf\| ___,-'__)___|\ | ) '.' _____ ___/ \___ `-._) (_,-` \O _ O/ \ - / TAKE ME TO YOUR MCDONALD'S `-( || _||_ |-..-| |/. \| |\__/| ._|//\\|_, `-(( ))-' __\\//__ gnv >_ /\ _<, ' ' .-""""- WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT !!!!!!11 F .-' F J FOR 24 HOURS THE WORLD I I WILL BE SMARTER L `. 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TAKE YOU ON A MISSION TO MARS _,-' '-' \=~-"~~', /o \~-""~=-, \__ \=-,~"-~, """===-----. \~=-"~-. \ \*=~-" rs \ "=====---- \ \ _____|\ _.--| SSt |: THIS IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE <____|.----|| COSTA CONCORDIA WHICH CRASHED .---''---, ;..__..' _... ,'/ ;|/..--'' \ ,'_/.-/': : _..-'''/ / | \ \ _|/| \ /-./_ \; \ \,;' \ ,\ / \: `:\ \ // `:`. ,' \ /-._; | : : :: ,. . ,' :: /`-._| | | || ' : `.`.) _,' |;._:: | | | | `| : `' ,' `. / |`-:_ ; | | | : \ `--. ) /|-._: : | \ \ NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY / / :_| ;`-._; __..--'; : : THIS TRAGEDY WAS INEVITABLE / ( ;|;-./_ _/.-:'o | / ' | / , \._/_/_./--''/_|:|___|_,' | : / `'-'--'----'---------' | | : O ._O O_. O ._O O_. ; ; : `. // // // // ,' / ~~~`.______//____//____//____//_______,'~ // //~ // // ~~ _// _// _// ~ _// ~ ~ / / / / / / / / ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ %&%&. / _ \_ ( c-(_)(_)__ SAMMY THE SEAHORSE WAS NEVER TOLD HE COULDN'T \ .._ . ) WALK SO HE DID HIS OWN THING AND STROLLED AROUND \ / `-' THE SEA FLOOR LOOKING ALL CLEVER AND SHIT /\-|\_ C-.\_\( HOWEVER EVOLUTION DOES NOT REWARD BEING A PRICK ( Y o)( AND THUS NO SEAHORSE LADY (OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED) | | o)) WANTED TO MAKE SEX (OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT) c - __) WITH HIM SO HIS AMAZING ABILITY DIED WTIH HIM / \ \===| | //===/ LET THIS BE A LESSON KIDS: | /|===/ KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING |/ |==/ }==) (==| |=/_.. (_.-.__) [nabis] .--. /_/) ) // \_/ I'M A SAFETY PIN // // // // JAB ME IN THINGS AND I'LL MAKE THEM SAFE //_ // jgs ((_))/ LIKE YOUR FRIEND'S TESTICLES `--` OR PERHAPS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S EYEBALL ________ .==== [________>< :=== '==== ________ ___,,,,,,, WHAT NO SPORKS ?!??!? PHILISTINES [________>__________\ ________ .==. jgs [________>c((_ ) '==' _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| / ( > | I'M DOWNRIGHT INCAPABLE ( ) ._ / OF CRITICAL THINKING ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ EXCUSE ME SIR YOU CAN'T TALK THAT WAY TO ME I AM A ***MOTHER*** HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE BEAUTY AND JOY OF BRINGING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD??? THE MIRACLE OF CREATION THAT HAS BEEN EXPERIENCED BY BILLIONS OF BEAUTIFUL OTHER WYMEN BEFORE YOU??? DO YOU THINK THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HITLER WAS AN UPPITY BITCH ABOUT BEING A MOTHER AND TOOK LOTS OF TIME OFF WORK BECAUSE HER "KID WAS SICK" .=""% .. *m ! !s> ` MJ . . % X:% f 4 #%~"h 4> ' f4F` "N^\ ' !` + 4': '> `R :" h' 4 4 \.c ! . : `^$ > ! '> 'f ! + ' ' z > :.?. . ' >\~ > :F: !F .. ..=">~ '> " "> d` k" "+f` .4 t! !K '< L*\ .L uf` K \ \ "= .=" >~ ? \ ..............................` .~` > ! 'L .:="` ` '=" :.r? > ' ! ` ! : ' ' < : :" ! :' ~ f '' :\~ < F >\ f! > 'L ~. 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(___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt WE NEED MORE ORGANIC VEGAN WICCAN HERBS TO MAKE OUR STUPID HIPPIE CRAP SO WE CAN CAST A SPELL THAT WILL PLEASE THE EARTH GODDESS ALSO SOME OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO BUY COKE AND PURSES WOULD BE NICEWE DON'T NEED NO QUEER BRITISH KIDS SINGING THE CHORUS FOR SOME REASON ALL IN ALL WE'RE ALL JUST AN OVERRATED SONG _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__ _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___| ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__I'M TOPPED WITH HEROIN SUPPOSITORIES AND TOXIC WASTE BUT YOU'LL EAT ME ANYWAY, YOU FAT WASTE OF LIFE ._ ,( `-. ,': `. `. ,` * `-. \ ,' ` :+ = `. `. ,~ (o): ., `. `. ,' ; : ,(__) x;`. ; ,' :' itz ; ; ; _,-' .'O ; = _' C ; ;'_,_ ; ,; _; ` : ;'_,-' i' ,` `;(_) 0 ; ',' : .';6 ; ' ,-'~ ,' Q ,& ;',-.' ,( :` ; _,-'~ ; ,~.`c _',' .';^_,-' ~ ,'_;-'' ,,~ i' : IF YOU EAT THE WRONG PART OF ME YOU'LL TURN GAY . 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OKCUPID ANNOUNCEMENT: / __) __` \ WE WILL BE REMOVING THE OPTION TO SELECT ( (`-`(-') ) "THIN" OR "ATHLETIC" AS YOUR BODY TYPE /) \ _ / ( ONCE YOU HAVE SELECTED "FEMALE" AS YOUR /' )-._.' . \ ___ GENDER ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) BECAUSE NOBODY HONEST WAS USING THEM ANYWAY ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' 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JUST SO YOU KNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY GOOGLE CHANGED ITS PRIVACY POLICY __,..--'"" _,..--'"" _,..-'"" _,..-'" _,.-'" _.-'" _.-" .-' .' / ; CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW ZYNGA COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF ; UNLESS THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER \ `. `-. "-._ "`-._ "`-.,_ "`-..,_ ""`-..,_ ""`--..,_ ""`--..,__ itz __ .-'||'-. .' || '. YAY THE TOPEKA RED WINGS WIN / __||__ \ THE SUPER WORLD SERIES | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ ___ , | |======| / | / _ \ |======| |======| ^| | | | | | |======| |~~~~~| | | | |_| | |~~~~~| | |\ [___] \___/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` ,~, (((} CAN'T WAIT FOR JAPAN -''-. TO FINISH THAT INVISIBILITY CLOAK (\ /\) SO I CAN GET ON AND OFF THE BUS WITHOUT PAYING ~______\) | `\ ~~~( | ') | )____( | /|/ ` /| \ \ / | ejm |\|\ /| |\ . . |\____/| (\|----|/) LOOK DUDE YOU'RE IN *MY* MAZE WHY DO YOU \ 0 0 / HAVE TO BE SUCH A DICK ABOUT IT | | ___/\../\____ JUST LIVE AND LET LIVE AND GET THE FUCK OUT / -- \ / \ / \ | \___/___/( | \ /| }{ | \ ) \ ||__}{__| | | \ |;;;;;;;\ \ / \_______ \ /;;;;;;;;| [,,[|======' |;;;;;;/ | / ||;;|\ | snd ||;;/| / \_|:||__| \ ;|| / |= || =| |= /\ =| /_/ \_\ ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) DOESN'T A "GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE" JUST MEAN THAT ((|)_*_/((( YOU HAVE TO PAY MORE AND PUT UP WITH MORE BULLSHIT ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A GOOD MARKETING STRATEGY / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ ____.... a#####~:::::::, | a######P";:::::::::::, . --*-- a########:::::::::::::::::, | . ########P::::::::::::*::::::: . . ########P::::::::::::::::::.:::. ##### ##P:::::::::::::::::::::::;. * .#### O ##:::::*:::::::::::::::.::;. ###### #### ::::::::::::::::::.::::: ########@###,::::::::::::::::::::::; #########~~~:::::::::::::::*:::.:::; \ / . . ##### ##:::::::::::::::::::::::::; / \ . ####a__ay::::::::::::::::::::::; ########;::::::::::::::::::::; . . ########a::::::::::::::::::' . . * . ########.:::::::::*;:::' . . . `d######a.::::::::::' . . `~9#####.::::'' . . . GOOD THING NOTCH FINALLY ADDED PHASES OF THE MOON AND YET CLEARLY HAS NO IDEA HOW THEY WORK BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE GUY WHO TOOK SO LONG FIGURING OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NORTH AND EAST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT FROM SWEDES I WISH TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND ALL ITS FANS WOULD JUST GO AWAY IN FACT, VALVE SOFTWARE IN GENERAL CAN JUST FUCK OFF PORTAL IS AN OVERRATED PILE OF DOGSHIT THE MEMORY OF HALF-LIFE AND COUNTER-STRIKE GETS MORE BITTERSWEET EVERYTIME THEY RELEASE A NEW, GAYER VERSION OF THE LAST PILE OF SHIT AND MAYBE GET A NEW GAME ENGINE GUYS 2004 WAS A LONG TIME AGO ____________ _..._ | ________ | ___ .' `. ____________ ||s`edewS || | /`. .-' \ | ||rehctuB || | )X / X. "\ | || pohS || | | (_) _/ | ||________|| | /((())) / \_____ | | ] | | \______/ // \ | | | | _..-) // (\/)\ | | | | / .\\_..-' \ \/ \ | | | |_/ \ `. 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TO BE "THE ONE TRUE MAN" / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | FOLKS NOT GETTING THIS JOKE | / \ | WILL BE FORGIVEN BECAUSE IT / `| | _) INVOLVES KNOWLEDGE OF HISTORY, | | | | GAMES, AND PUNS | / \ | | | \ | ALSO THIS COMIC IS A PIECE OF SHIT | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, BE MY VALENTINE ?? \ SUCK A DICK, SON \ \ / \ _ _ / ( \/ ) .---. \ / .-"-. / 6_6 \/ / 4 4 \ \_ (__\ \_ v _/ // \\ // \\ (( )) (( )) =======""===""========""===""======= jgs ||| ||| | | ______________ / /| / / | /____________ / | | _________ | |____________________ | | | | |/ /|, /| OKAY I'M USING A PURELY FUNCTIONAL | | .. | | / / /9 / | LANGUAGE AND I WANT TO DO SOMETHING | | . | | /_______ / /9 / | THAT ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING CRAZY | |_________| | | ____ +| /9 / | LIKE I/O WHICH EITHER RETAINS STATE |________++___|/|________|/9 / | OR HAS SIDE EFFECTS SO I'M GOING ________________ ,9` / / | TO LEARN THIS LANUAGE WELL FOR TWO / -/ /- /| ,9 / /| | MONTHS AND THEN STUDY THESE THREE /______________ //|,9 / / | | BOOKS ON THE SUBJECT FOR FOUR | ______ ||,9 / / | | MONTHS AND THEN PONDER FOR ANOTHER | -+ |_9366_| ||/ / /| | | TWO MONTHS (WITH HEAVY BLOGGING) |_______________|/__________/ / | | | AND THEN I'LL SORT OF IT GET IT /////----------/| | /__| | |__ AND MAKE AN ATTEMPT AT A SHITTY |o o \o| \| | | | | | IMPLEMENTATION BUT IT'LL HAVE |o \|_ || o|______ | |__| | |__ TERRIBLE AND UNACCEPTABLE |o \_ | || o| | | | | | / PERFORMANCE AND AFTER A WEEK OR SO |o / |\ /| o| | | | |__|/ OF CONCLUDING THAT THAT'S WHERE THE |o o| | | | PROBLEM IS I'LL SLOWLY FIX IT OVER |o-------------o| | | | SIX MONTHS WITH LOTS OF BUGS AND |o /\/\ o| | | | HARD WORK AND FINALLY COME UP WITH |o / o o| o| | | | SOMETHING THAT WORKS RIGHT |o / \_+_/ o| | | | |o |\ \ o| | | | OR, YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE NOT USED |o | |+ +-| o| | | | A PURELY FUNCTIONAL LANGUAGE IN THE |o-------------o| | | | FUCKING FIRST PLACE |o /| o| | | / m1a \/|/|/ |/\/|/\/ |____|/ AND TYPED "PRINT" .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' 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XX| ejm97 X| .+. @ /' \. .: _______ )) ( _:::.__.'_ I'D REALLY LIKE PHYSICISTS TO READ MY `:::::: ~ / ,\ .::' PAPER ON ARXIV.ORG AND START TAKING :::::' \` \ .'::' MY "MANY BOOBS THEORY" SERIOUSLY :::' ('.\ `-.. :. __::'_______`-.\ ))::._ .'``::::::::: `-'~' `:::' a:f ' .-. (/^\) GIANNA MICHAELS HAS KIND OF A RAT FACE (\ /) BUT I'D STILL POUND IT INTO HER TURDCUTTER .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// YOU KNOW / \ \ | / \|/ HER ANTIMOUTH /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ //\\ <<()>> A |==| /\\ STOP KONY ????? | | / \\ | | / \\ I THOUGHT WE ALREADY DID THAT A | | / \\ //\_| |_/ \\ AFTER ALL I CLICKED "LIKE" // | | \\ // | | //\\ \\ (( <0> | | <<()>> )) \\ | | \\// // \\ _| |_ // \\/ | | \ // V | | \ // | | \ // | | \ // | | \// | | V | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | zot .-=====-. | .""". | | | | | | | | | | '---' | | | | | .-================-' '-================-. j| _ | g|.'o\ __ | s| '-.'. .'o.` | '-==='.'.=========-. .-========.'.-'===-' '.`'._ .===, | _.-' / '._ '-./ ,//\ _| _.-' _.' '-.| ,//' \-' ` .-' `//'_`--; ;.-' `\._ ;| | \`-' . | |_.-'-._| \ _'_ / TIME TO LET ME DOWN FOR EASTER |; -:- | SO I CAN PUT SOME COOKIES IN MY OVEN || -.- \ |; .\ SINCE I'M JEWISH IT'S TECHNICALLY / `'\'`\-; A "JEW OVEN" ;` '. `_/ |,`-._; .; ALRIGHT QUIT MAKING STUPID JOKES AND `;\ `.-'-; UNNAIL ME, I'M DYING FOR A SHOWER TOO | \ \ | | `\ \ | | ) | | | / /` / | | /| | | | / | / | / |/ /| | \ / / | | /o | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '-=====-' THE WHOLE WORLD IS WANKING THE WHOLE WORLD IS WANKING ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // |___/ TO LINDSEY DAWN MCKENZIE TO LINDSEY DAWN MCKENZIE _________ .--' `--. .--' .---. `--. .' .-. .' '. .-. '. ( ( ) | | ( ) ) I FIND THE LACK OF CONSISTENCY IN THE '. `-' '. .' `-' .' PRONUNCIATION OF "DIVISIVE" VERY DIVISIVE `--. '---' .--' `--._________.--'LGB ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| I REALLY TRIED PLAYING THE MASS EFFECT ||) ) ` ) )|| SERIES ALL THE WAY THROUGH AS RENEGADE || (\___( ( || BUT AFTER A WHILE IT GOT HARD TELLING \|) ) \)_|/ THE WIDOW WHO LOST HER WHOLE FAMILY TO / ((\_v_/ \ SUCK IT UP AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa ))),, / /// . . . / \\ < ) I HAVEN'T BEAT OFF TODAY OR YESTERDAY -C\ \_- | \_/ __|__/L__ DO YOU THINK I'LL BE OKAY / \ ___ \ \ / V __ |--\ utis \__/-- qotdlspng2asciihelpexitquitNot Implemented Available commands: qotd ls png2ascii help exit quit Bullocks ./ %s Could not open ./ Copy and paste your PNG file and I will convert it to ASCII for you: /proc/sys/kernel/osreleaseFATAL: cannot determine kernel version FATAL: kernel too old /dev/null?  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relocation errori < (*scope)->r_nlistsymbol lookup errorprotectedbinding file %s to %s: %s symbol `%s' [%s] normal (no version symbols)version != ((void *)0) file=%s [%lu]; needed by %s [%lu] (relocation dependency) symbol=%s; lookup in file=%s version->filename == ((void *)0) || ! _dl_name_match_p (version->filename, map)do-lookup.hversion == ((void *)0) || flags == 0 || flags == DL_LOOKUP_ADD_DEPENDENCYdl-lookup.csymbol , version not defined in file with link time referenceout of memoryDYNAMIC LINKER BUG!!!: %s: %s: %s%s%s%s%s error while loading shared librariescontinuedfatal%s: error: %s: %s (%s) _dl_debug_vdprintfniov < 64dl-misc.c! 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